01x13 - A Pirate Christmas

[bunniefuu]

all: Ahoy.

- ♪ It's Santiago
and his crew ♪

all: Santiago.

- ♪ Sailing the seas,
off to the rescue ♪

- Adelante.
all: Heave ho.

- ♪Vámonos ♪
all: Heave ho.

- ♪ Let's go ♪

♪ On a pirate
adventure at sea ♪

all: Argh.

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Santiago of the seas
helping anyone in need ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪Vámonos ♪

- ♪ He lives by
the good pirate's creed ♪

all: Santiago.

- "The Silver Lasso."

"El Lazo de Plata."

[upbeat tropical music]

♪ ♪

- [chirps]

- Ahoy, mateys.

We're gonna have a super
swashbuckling day today

with Mami!

Kiko, do you see her?

- Ah.
- Thank you, Mayor.

- Coquí, coquí, coquí!
- There she is!

Mami!

Wanna go
on a pirate adventure

and look for treasure?

[both grunting]

- Whoa!
[both laugh]

What a great idea, Santi.
- [laughs]

- [gasps]
- Coquí?

- [gasps]

Imposible!
- Qué pasa,Mami?

- [gasps]
It's really him.

[dramatic music]

Barbarito!

What evil plans bring you
to our island?

- Well, Josefina.

[laughs]
Long time, no see.

- Shiver me timbers!

Are you related
to the famously fearsome pirate

Barbarito Bluebeard?
- Uh-huh.

That was mi papito,

but I'm far more fearsome
than he,

on account of this here
Silver Lasso of mine.

- That Silver Lasso
is not yours.

It belongs to our family.
Give it back!

- Wait, the Silver Lasso
belongs to us?

- Oh, not anymore.

It's mine now,

and just lookee here
what I can do with it.

♪ Oh, bubblegum, bubblegum,
walk the plank ♪

♪ Watch me, partners,
as I rob your bank ♪

- [shouts]
- Para!

- Avast!

- Adiós, amigos!

Yee-haw!

- Stop!

That safe has everyone's
valuables inside!

- Don't worry, Mami.
I'll get it back.

- Espera, mi'jito.

You and I will both get it back
and the Silver Lasso too!

- En serio?
- You betcha.

Pirate adventure,
here we come!

both: Piratasahoy!
- Coquí!

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]
Barbarito's getting away!

- "Bravo," sube!

♪ ♪

both: A la aventura!

- "Bravo," adelante!

Let's go!
- Coquí!

♪Vamos, piratas,
vamos together ♪

♪ We can all go
on an adventure ♪

♪ Join the crew,
we'll be friends forever ♪

♪ Full speed ahead ♪
all: ♪ Shiver me timbers ♪

- ♪ We're heroes
of the high seas ♪

all: ♪Siempre valiente ♪

- ♪Juntos we dare
to do the right thing ♪

all:Piratas ahoy!

- ♪ Let's go,amigos ♪
all: ♪Dale, dale, dale ♪

- ♪ We're pirate protectors ♪
all: ♪Dale, dale, dale ♪

Piratas ahoy!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Spyglass, zoom.

- [laughs]

Hyah.

- Barbarito's using the Lasso
to go super fast.

- Hang on, me hearty.

♪ ♪

- Whoa!
Mami's got pirate skills.

She can trim the sails
like a true pirate.

- Coquí, coquí.

- Huh?

Well, this will slow 'em down.
[grunts] Yah!

- Whoa, "Bravo" has to turn.

Say, "Bravo, gira!"

both: "Bravo," gira!

[adventurous music]

- [grunts] Yah!

- Again!
both: "Bravo," gira!

♪ ♪

- [gasps]Land ho!

- Barbarito is taking the safe
into his secret lair.

[eerie music]

♪ ♪

- Coquí, coquí, coquí!

-"Bravo," frena!

[dull thud]

Whew.

Mami, I'll be back
in a flash.

[adventurous music]

- [squeaks]

♪ ♪

Oh, coquí, coquí!

- [gasps]
Mami?

- [grunting]

Hola, mi'jo.

- Blow me down!

- [grunting]

- Mami can climb
like a true pirate too!

- Ha, ha!

[grunting]
Hop on, Santi.

- Aye, aye, Mami.

- Now, get ready
for the pendulum jump.

- Wow, Mami, I thought only
pirates knew the pendulum jump.

- [laughs]
Ready?

Uno, dos, tres!

both: Ha!

[playful music]

- [squeaks]
- [grunts]

- Allí está el bandido.

- The bandit!

- And there's the Lasso.

- Yeah.
Chicka-chow!

El GranSix-Gallon hat.

My favorite!
[laughs]

- Mami, can you
distract Barbarito?

- I know just the thing.
Oye,Barbarito!

Oh, Josefina!

How dare you crash
my hat party?

- Hmm...

I think that hat
is too big for you.

- Hogwash!
No hat's too big for my head.

- Your hat is so big,

you can't even see the sky.

- Cow spittle!
I can too!

I can see that cloud
and that cloud and that cloud,

and I can see
the whole horizon!

Ha!
No hat's too big for this head.

[laughs]

- I meant
that hat is too wide.

It doesn't go with your head!

- Why are you acting
so peculiar?

Avast, ye varmint!
- [gasps]

- Coquí, coquí, coquí!

- Feel the sting
of the Silver Lasso.

[laughs nervously]

Whoa!
Whoa, nelly!

Mercy!
Aah!

[grunts]
Aw, cactus needles.

- Now let's get the safe.
- I've got it, Mami.

[adventurous music]

Whoa!
Blimey!

[objects crashing]

- Cuidado!

The Silver Lasso
is mighty powerful.

- The Lasso's out of control!

both: Abandon ship!

[both scream]

[both grunt and sigh]

- I think you should drive
the safe.

- Ha!
- We've got company!

both: Barbarito!

- Yee-ha!

- Ha, ha!

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

♪ ♪

Wow, Mami, how'd you get
so good with that Lasso?

- It was mine
when I was a little girl.

Whoo!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Qué qué?

♪ ♪

- Hand over that Lasso!

- Oh, he's catch up to us.
- [gasps]

- Oh, no,
and the gates are closed!

- Not for long.
Hold on tight.

both: Jump!

[sinister music]

- Wha--

- Ha!

Fooled you again.

I'm so good at this.

It's been real.

[snaps fingers]

Adiós.

- Argh, he did it again.
- Did what again?

- Stole the Silver Lasso
from me.

Abuelo gave me that Lasso,

but I fell
for Barbarito's hat trick,

and he stole it from me.

- Mami, you can't quit.

You're one of the best pirates
I've ever seen.

- I am pretty good, huh?

- Yup, and good pirates
never give up.

So let's get back that
Silver Lasso por la familia.

- Aye, aye.
For the family.

both: Let's do this.

[adventurous music]

- Oh, my little lovelies.

- Oh, Barbarito.

- Oh, my cowboy hats!

- Catch!
- Uno, dos, tres!

- Whoa!
- Catch!

- Eee!
- Catch that!

- Oh! Oh!

- Catch!
- Ha!

- Gotcha!

- Catch!
- And that one!

- [breathing heavily]

[laughs]
I caught all the hats.

- Not all the hats.

- [laughs]
[gasps]

El GranSix-Gallon!
My favorite hat!

- If you want it,
come and get it.

- Uh-heh!
Give it back!

[dramatic music]

- Espada, fuerza!

- Yes! Ha!

- Huh?
Hey, who turned off the lights?

- I told you that hat was
too big for your head, partner.

Vámonos, mi'jo.

both: Yee-haw!
- Coquí!

♪ ♪

- Barbarito will be back!

- Let's get the safe
and go home.

You're ready for the Lasso now,
mi'jo.

- Really, Mami?

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪

- Eso!

The Lasso is back
in good hands again.

♪ ♪

- Hey, hey, hey!

You got the Lasso back!

- And the bank safe
with everyone's valuables.

You should've seen Mami.
She was amazing.

- Para ti, Papi.

I brought it back for you.

- Ha, ha!
Whoo-hoo!

Still got it.
[laughter]

Gracias, mi'ja,
but I gave it you.

It's yours.

- Sí,Mami.
Abuelo's right.

- Aha, gracias,
Santi y Papi.

- Best swashbuckling
day ever!

We did good, me hearties.

all: Piratasahoy!
- Coquí, coquí!

- "The Sea Dragon's Treasure."

"El Tesoro
de la Dragona Marina."

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪

Ahoy, mateys.

Today we're going
to a part of the ocean

we've never explored before.

- Never explored before.

Aah, whoa!
What was that?

♪ ♪

And that?

♪ ♪

Ay!

- Eye is right!

A giant eye!

To the deck.
Vamos,me hearties!

- Ohh.

♪ ♪

Caracoles!

♪ ♪

- Whoa!
A sea dragon!

- Ooh.

- Yikes!
- Whoa.

- Coquí!
- Hmm.

[objects crashing]

- It seems to be looking
for something.

- Take anything you want.

- Huh?
Hmm.

- Just don't take me!

- Espada, brilla!

- [gasps]
Ooh!

Ah!

- Where'd it go?

- Avast!

It's heading
to Isla Encanto!

Spyglass, zoom!

- [whistling]
- [gasps]

And right toward Abuelo!

We need to stop
that sea dragon.

♪ ♪

Tell "El Bravo"
to go fast.

Say, "Bravo, rápido!"

both: "Bravo," rápido!

♪ ♪

- Louder!

both: "Bravo," rápido!

♪ ♪

- Huh?

- Hold on tight, me hearties.

- [squeaking]

- "Bravo," gira.

♪ ♪

[mystical music]

- Caracoles!
How are we gonna stop it?

- I have an idea.

[whistles]

- ♪ Ah-aah ♪

[upbeat tropical music]

♪ ♪

♪ Bracelet of pearl,
from mermaid to pirate girl ♪

♪ ♪

Sparkling seashells.

I just heard
the most chaotic commotion.

What was it?

Ooh, a sea dragon.
How sweet.

- This one, not so sweet.

- It looks pretty mad.

- Something must be wrong.
♪ Ah-aah ♪

[mystical harp music]

- [moans]

- La dragonasays she lost
her little treasure.

She's really upset.

- [squeaking]

- Primo,play your lullaby.

Maybe it'll calm her down.

[warm music playing]
- [gasps]

Mm.

♪ ♪

- It's working.

♪ ♪

She's falling asleep.
- [sighs]

- Good.

Now let's go find her treasure
before she wakes up.

Compass, where's
la dragona'streasure?

[dramatic music]

I know that ship.

It belongs to
Enrique Real de Palacios...

all: The Third.
- Coquí.

- He took
the dragon's treasure?

- And we're gonna get it back.

Adventure awaits, amigos.

all: Piratasahoy!
- Coquí, coquí!

- Um, aren't you gonna say,
"'Bravo,' adelante"?

- Avast, primo.
Here's the plan.

Lorelai and I will go
after Enrique in "La Chispa."

Meanwhile, you'll stay here

and play your lullaby
for the Sea Dragon.

- You want me to stay here

alone with--with that thing?

- Uh-huh.

- Not alone.
With Kiko!

- Huh?
[squeaks uneasily]

- Tú puedes, primo.

- You might wanna
keep strumming.

La dragonais waking up.

- Hmm?

- Caracoles!

[warm music playing]

- [gasps]
[sighs]

- Lorelai, to "La Chispa"!

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪

[sinister music]

♪ ♪

- Open the lock.

Oh, for Enrique's sake!

Hmm.

Yes, yes, yes.

Mm. No.

♪ ♪

Perfecto.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Behold, my newest
and greatest treasure,

a solid gold egg!

[mice cheering]

Hmm.

- [gasps]
Leaping lumpfish!

That's no treasure.
That's the dragon's egg.

- With a baby in it?

No wonder she's so worried.

We have to get it back.

Avast, Enrique.

Unhand that egg.

- If you want it,
you'll have to open the lock.

- Ha!

- Aah!
Close the lock! Close the lock!

Ratoncita,get it!

- [squeaks]

- Avast!
That's a sea dragon's egg.

- Bah!

There's no such thing
as sea dragons.

- [squeaks]
- Over here!

- [squeaks]

Oh, no!

♪ ♪

- Thanks.
I'm out of here.

- Hand it over.

- Sure.
Toma!

Have an egg-cellent time.

♪ ♪

- Blimey!
- We're trapped in a giant egg.

both: Whoa!

[both sigh]

- Capitán,
we need to hatch a plan.

- Your voice, my sword.
Lista?

both: Una, dos, tres!

- Espada, fuerza!
- ♪ Aah ♪

- Eso!
- Fantastic.

- Come on, Lorelai.
Let's get that egg.

[adventurous music]

I hope Tomás is okay.

[calm guitar music playing]

♪ ♪

[tropical music]

- [snoring]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

♪ ♪

- Don't mess with the best,
or you'll lose like the rest.

- [squeaks]

- Ugh!
Qué pasa?

"La Chispa"?
How did they egg-scape?

Well, they can't catch
what they can't see.

[dramatic music]

- Aah!

Squirting squids!

- Aah!
I can't see a thing.

♪ ♪

both: Whoa!

- It's the sea dragon.

- She must've gotten away
from Tomás

and is searching
for her egg.

- Blimey!
Enrique's in big trouble.

Hold on tight, me hearties.

We've got hydro boost in...
both: Tres, dos, uno!

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪

- It's just you and me, kid.

[egg cracks]
[gasps]

My treasure!
It's ruined!

Ugh.

- [squeaking]
Hmph!

- Sorry, that was
an egg-ccident.

[alarm beeping]

A sea dragon?

Qué qué?
We better scramble!

♪ ♪

- Ah!

- Ratoncita,turn us around!

- [sighs]

- Aah!
A monster!

Ay!
Ew, the monster's getting me!

Aah!
- Rah!

♪ ♪

- No!

I meant to do that.

At least get rid
of that annoying creature.

- [cooing]

- No, stop it!
No!

I am not your...mommy?

♪ ♪

- Espada, brilla!

♪ ♪

- Mm.
- [cooing]

- Déjame en paz!
I am not your mommy!

- I'll take that.
Thank you very much.

Santi!
- Strong work, matey.

Mira, mommy dragona:
tu tesoro.

- Ta-da!

- [sighs]

- [coos]

- Here you go.

- [cooing]
- Hmm.

[warm music]

- Adiós.

- Bye, dragons.

- Are they gone?

- All clear.

- Not like I was afraid
or anything.

Aah!

[dramatic music]

- [snoring]

- Primo,Kiko.
Despiértense.

- Wakey, wakey.

[both yawn]

- Mateys,
I had the strangest dream.

We were on the high seas,

and all of a sudden,
"El Bravo" started rocking.

Then a giant sea dragon
leapt right out of the water.

- Blimey!
- And then what?

- Then I fell asleep.
- [squeaks]

[both laugh]

- That sounds like another
amazing pirate adventure to me.

We did good, me hearties.

all: Piratasahoy!
- Coquí!

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪