02x25 - Sky Pirates Pt. 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Santiago of the Seas". Aired: October 9, 2020 – present.*
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Follows Santiago, an 8-year-old pirate, and his crew as they embark on rescues, uncover hidden treasures and keeps the Caribbean high seas safe.
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02x25 - Sky Pirates Pt. 2

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all: Ahoy.

- ♪ It's Santiago
and his crew ♪

all: Santiago.

- ♪ Sailing the seas,
off to the rescue ♪

- Adelante.
all: Heave ho.

- ♪Vámonos ♪
all: Heave ho.

- ♪ Let's go ♪

♪ On a pirate
adventure at sea ♪

all: Argh.

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Santiago of the seas
helping anyone in need ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪Vámonos ♪

- ♪ He lives by
the good pirate's creed ♪

all: Santiago.

- "Sky Pirates Part 2."

"Piratas, a los cielos,
parte dos."

[rumbling]

- Falling flounders!
What's happening?

[loud bang]

- [grunts]
- Whoa. Oof.

- [shouting]

I'm okay!

- Good golly!
Jinx stole our magic crystal.

That's what keeps
the island in the sky!

- Wait. We're falling...
out of the sky?

- The emergency balloons--
follow me, quick!

This way, to the gazebo!

Everyone, help me turn this
crank to release the balloons.

[all straining, wheel creaking]

- [gasps]
- Eso!

It's working!

- [trills]
- You're safe now.

The balloons made
everything okay.

- [trilling]

- Yes, but they will only
work for a little while.

- [trilling]

- We must get
that crystal back.

Are you with me, me hearties?

- Aye, aye, capitán.

- That's the spirit.
And I'll be right by your side.

- Sir Zephyr, Celestia
needs you here

to make sure we stay
in the air.

- Of course. And I will be
right by your side.

Look, as long as I'm
by someone's side,

I'm a happy knight.

- Good luck!

[ship whooshing]

A la aventura!

[adventurous music]

"Bravo," adelante!

After Jinx!

♪ ♪

- That'll teach them
to stand up to me.

- The meanest...

- The baddest...

- The funnest...

- The greatest villain ever!

[all cheering]
- Yeah, we love you!

- Um, Jinx?

[dramatic music]

- They're coming
for the crystal.

I won't let them have it.

Come one, come all,

to my high-flying spectacular!

Starring me!

Ha ha!

♪ Welcome back to my ship ♪

♪ Welcome back
to the greatest show ♪

♪ It appears
you want an encore ♪

♪ Of your favorite jester foe ♪

♪ Well, step right up
and come right in ♪

♪ I'm sure
you're feeling clever ♪

♪ I regret to inform you that
you're just about to lose ♪

♪ To the greatest
villain ever ♪

all: ♪ The greatest
villain ever ♪

- ♪ The greatest
villain ever ♪

all:
♪ The greatest villain ♪

♪ The greatest villain ever ♪

- ♪ I never thought
I'd sail "El Bravo" ♪

♪ Through the bright blue sky ♪
- ♪ Oh-oh, way, oh ♪

- ♪ But with my mateys
by my side ♪

♪ I know we'll b*at this guy ♪

- ♪ 'Cause we're
Pirate Protectors ♪

♪ And this jester
might be extreme ♪

- ♪ But we can face it ♪

♪ 'Cause together
we're a team ♪

- ♪ The best team ♪

♪ The strongest team ♪

all:
♪ That Jinx has ever seen ♪

[slide whistle plays]

- ♪ Roses may be red
and violets blue ♪

♪ Stopping me? Ha! ♪

♪ That's more than
you can chew ♪

♪ Others tried to win
against me ♪

♪ But it never ended nicely ♪

♪ No matter how hard you fight
or try to be clever ♪

♪ When up against me,
it's all for naught ♪

♪ Because I'm
the greatest villain ever ♪

all:
♪ The greatest villain ever ♪

- ♪ The greatest
villain ever ♪

all: ♪ The greatest villain,
the greatest villain ever ♪

♪ The greatest villain ♪
- Bring in that horn section!

[horns playing]

♪ ♪

all: ♪ We're powerful and try
with all our hearts ♪

♪ The Pirate Protectors
will never come apart ♪

♪ I've got my mateys' backs,
and they've got mine ♪

♪ Your show is over, Jinx,
it's closing time ♪

- ♪ You're no match for us ♪

both:
♪ No! ♪

- ♪ We're the strongest team ♪

all:
♪ You've ever seen ♪

- Well, riddle me this.

Let's see what happens
when you're all alone!

[all shout]

- Whoa!

- Whoa!
- Aah!

- Coquí!
- Shimmering sharks!

- Caracoles!

all:
♪ The greatest villain ever ♪

♪ Ever, ever ♪

♪ Greatest ever ♪

[all shouting]

[loud thump]

- Santi?

Lorelai?

Anyone?

[gasps] What is this place?

[gasps]

I don't see a way out.

All I see is me!

- Whoa!
[grunts]

Bursting bubbles!
The floor is bouncy?

[grunts]
Where are the others?

- Whoa!

[gasps] Whoa!

Where did everyone go?

- Coquí!

- You mean we're all alone?

- Maybe the exit's this way.

[grunts] Just a mirror.

Okay.
This way.

[grunts]
Ugh! Another mirror!

Ugh.

Nuh-uh-uh.
Not going to fool me again.

[grunts] It's hard
to do this all alone.

- [grunting]

How do I get out of here?

Allí!A door!

But it's so high up.

I know!
I need one big bounce.

Ah, ah!

[grunting]

How am I going to get out
of here all by myself?

- We've got to go
find the others.

- Coquí, coquí!

- Buena idea,Kiko.

Let's try that door.

[rumbling]
Aah! Oof!

[bear chiming]

Come on, Kiko,
let's try again.

[grunts]
Aah! Oof!

We can't give up.

Our mateys need us.

[panting, grunting]

Whoa! Oof!

There's no way out.

I've always said, as long as
the Pirate Protectors

are together,
we can do anything.

But we're not together now.

How am I going to do this?

[light music]

- Wonderful job, rope.

It's holding strong,
Your Majesty.

- [trills]

- Would you like to come out?

- [trills]

- Oh, come on,
you adorable fluffballs.

The Pirate Protectors
will save the day.

Everything's fine!
[loud cr*ck]

Oh, fiddlesticks!
What was that?

- [gasps] Mira!

- [crying]

- [gasps] That seagull
is popping the balloons!

We must stop it.

[loud pop]
- [crying]

- Celestia will not be taken
down by a second-rate seagull.

Stay away from those balloons,
you beastly bird!

- [chatters]

- [gasps]

- [chatters]

- Hola, monito!

- [chatters]

- Oh, the exit's this way?

[grunts]

- [chattering]

- I don't understand.

I don't speak monkey!

If Lorelai was here,
she'd talk to you.

She can talk to any animal--

dolphins, seals,

even big round flounders.

- Who's hungry?

- Lorelai always knows
what animals want.

Maybe I should try and
figure out what you want.

- [chatters]
- You're pointing at something.

Mi guitarra!

Do you want me to play?

- [chatters]

- Well, why didn't you say so?

[strumming light melody]

♪ ♪

That was fun, monito,
but I've got to go.

Do you know the way out?

- [chatters]

[upbeat music]

Gracias.

♪ ♪

Sígueme, mi amigo.

- [grunting]

Jumping jellyfish!

This is impossible.

Hmm.
What would Santi do?

- [grunts]

- Santi would use what's
around him to help.

Let's see.

I've got a bounce house,
handkerchiefs--

[gasps] That's it!

I can make a rope
from those handkerchiefs.

A la aventura!

[grunting]

♪ ♪

Eso!

- Aah! Oof!

Ugh, they keep surprising us.

Maybe it's good
Tomás isn't here.

He always tries to
avoid surprises.

- I've been
on enough adventures to know

there's always
a surprise waiting for us.

Power chord!

[rumbling]

all:
Whoa!

- Wait.
Wait, that's it!

If we pop open
all of the teddies,

we can run around them
without the surprise.

[grunts]
Espada fuerza!

[bears chiming]

Vamos!
- Coquí!

- [grunts]

We made it!

- [shouts happily]

[doors opening]
- [gasps]

[all cheering, laughing]

- I'm so glad
we're back together.

- Me too.

I never thought
I'd get out of there,

but then I thought how Santi
would get out, and it worked.

- Really?
I did what Tomás would do.

- And I did
what Lorelai would do.

I made friends
with this cute, little guy.

- [chatters]

- Wow.

I guess even when we're alone,
we're still together.

- So can we go home now?

- Por supuesto.

We just have to get
the sky crystal from--

- [cackling]
[all gasp]

Jinx.
[Kiko squeals]

- [grunts]

Esther! Lester! Webster!

all:
Yes, Jinx?

- I haven't seen
any new places to steal food,

and I'm starving.

- We've got plenty
of whipped cream.

- Hey!
- [laughs]

- Mmm.

Not bad.
[laughter]

- I'm not eating that.

Find me something else.
I'm hungry!

- More like hangry.

- I'm sorry, what was that?
- Nothing.

[chuckles]
We're on it.

- I'm on it first!

- Cackling clams!

We have to get the crystal
back to Celestia

before it's too late.

- How do we get away from Jinx?

- Coquí, coquí, coquí.

- Buena idea,Kiko.

You make a distraction
while we grab it.

- Ah, coquí!

- [stammers]
How'd you get out?

- Coquí, coquí.
[laughs]

- [stammers] Stop that!
Juggling is my thing.

- [squealing happily]

- [scoffs]
I can juggle more than three.

Try four balls!
[laughs]

Oh, look at me go.

Aren't I amazing?

[suspenseful music]

- [whispering]
Lower.

[both straining]
Too low. Too low!

[both straining]

- Coquí, coquí, coquí!

- Ta-da!

All right.
Show's over.

Now hop off.

I got places to go,
food to steal.

- [squealing happily]

- [gasps] I cannot be outdone
by a frog.

Try six!

- [grunts]

- And on top of that,
I will do so

while balancing this crystal
on my forehead.

- Gah!
So close.

- [laughs] I am Jinx,
the greatest, most dazzling--

Whoa! Aah! Aah!

Yowie!

- I got it.
Vamos!

- Coquí!

- Wait, what?
Where'd you come from?

- A la aventura!

all: Eso!

- [sarcastically]
Oh, no.

You escaped my trap,
and you have the crystal.

[laughs]

Oh, too bad
you're trapped on my ship.

There's nowhere to run.

- Oh, we're not running.

We're flying.

- What?

Aah!

- How'd you like that trick?

- [grumbles]

- All right, mateys.

Let's get this crystal
back to Queen Solara.

"Bravo," vuela!

[whooshing]

- [groans]
They're getting away!

- We found something
to eat, maestro!

- It's my shoe!
- [groans]

- Please don't pop
any more balloons, bird.

We're nearly out.

- Yes.
Away with thee!

Ooh, maybe a stiff breeze
will work.

[grunts]

Oh, fiddlesticks.

Strong and stubborn bird!

- Maybe we should find
something else it wants...

[gasps]

Like sky honey.

It can bend in
any shape, right?

Hey, bird!

You want a treat?

- [cries]

- Then go get it!

- [crying]

- Ha ha!
Farewell, cursed bird!

Ooh, look!

The Pirate Protectors
have returned.

- We've got the crystal!

[whooshing]

- Huzzah!

I knew you'd be victorious
against that two-bit jester.

- Thank you, Pirate Protectors,

but the balloons
can't hold us much longer.

We've got to put the crystal
back in place.

[object whistling, all gasp]

- They're dropping
water balloons!

- We heard you wanted
another performance.

- An encore.
[bell dings]

[balloons thunking]

- Take cover, mateys.

[balloons splatting]

- Miss us?

- Oh, those jesters
boil my bubbles.

- I have a plan.

Me and Queen Solara
will put the crystal

back where it belongs.

Tomás, Sir Zephyr,
can you handle the jesters?

- Consider it done, primo.

- Oh, just you watch.

I got a trick up
my armored sleeve.

- But first, we need to stop
those water balloons.

Lorelai?
- Way ahead of you, capitán.

[grunts]
Whoa!

[laughing]

Bracelet of pearl,
to mermaid from girl!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Water of the sky,
help me to fly!

[grunting]

- Go, mermaid, go!

- Almost there.

Just got to close those
hatches to stop the balloons.

Ah, ah!

♪ ♪

All clear!

- Now's our chance
to return the crystal.

- Hop on.

Keep those jesters
distracted, Tomás!

[both gasp]

- Where are you going, Queenie?

- We just got here.

- Yeah, where's your manners?

- Where are your manners?

Leave her alone!

- [sarcastically] Ooh...
a fancy knight.

- [cackles] What are you
going to do about it?

- I'm going to do a card trick.

- We love card tricks!

- Yeah, they're, like,
our favorite thing ever.

- Pick a card, any card,
any card at all.

Take a look at your card,

remember it well,
and then put it back.

all: Ooh!
- [chuckles]

- Now watch as I miraculously
find your card.

- I am so excited!

- Aha!

Is this your card?

- No.

- Hmm.
Then maybe that's your card!

[all cheer]
- Yes! [laughs]

- Uh-oh.

- Power chord!

[all shout]

- Oof!

- [groans] I knew I should
have picked a different card.

- [chattering]

- What a brave fella.

Would you like to stay
here in Celestia with me?

- [chatters]

- Splendid!

I shall name you...

Sir Monkey the Brave.
- [chatters]

[adventurous music]

- We're almost there!

- [laughs]
Oh, lookee, the crystal.

I'll be taking that!

- [grunts, gasps]

[both trilling]

- You again.
Enough of your games!

- Aw, am I ruining all the fun?

Fine. I'll let you keep
the crystal

if the Queen gives me
my sky honey

and apologizes

and throws me one
of her nice feasts.

- No.

- Ah, ah, ah,
I'm sorry, did you say no?

I'm Jinx!
Nobody tells me no!

- You're not stealing
from us ever again.

- [laughs]
Is that right?

And who's going to stop me?

- I am!

- Me too!
- And I!

- My friends
the Pirate Protectors

have shown Celestia
that we are more powerful

when we stand together.

[all trilling]

- Step aside, Jinx.

- Never!

You had your chance.

Now you're going to have
a big problem!

- Gasping guppies!
- Caracoles!

[both trilling worriedly]

- Fiddlesticks!
- He's gigantic!

- [laughs]

The grand finale!

- [gasps]
The emergency balloons!

- Oh, no!
We're falling!

- Hang on, mateys!
- I've got you.

- What do we do now?

[all trilling]

- It's the nimboos!

[all trilling]

- That's the spirit!

Fantastic work,
you adorable flying fluffballs!

- [groans]
Stop that!

You're supposed to be
afraid of me!

[all cheering]
- Bien hecho!

- My brave nimboos,
you saved us!

[all trilling]
- Not for long!

- All right, mateys,
give him all we've got!

Espada fuerza!

- Power chord!
- Ah, ah!

- Wind of Celestia!

- Aah!
What's happening?

Am I--am I shrinking?

[high-pitched voice]
No, stop!

It's not fair!
It's not fair!

- [giggles]
He's kind of cute now.

- [cries]

- Aah!
Put me down!

Don't you know who I am?
I'm Jinx!

- Jinx!
- We're coming for you!

[light music]

- Shine bright, dear crystal,

and return our island
the gift of flight.

[chiming]

Celestia's power is restored!

- We did it!
[all cheering]

- We did it!

- Goodbye, Queen Solara.

We loved visiting
your home in the sky.

- Thank you, Santiago.

And thank you all,
Pirate Protectors.

You showed us
that we're stronger

when we stand together.

Because of your help,
Celestia is safe,

and we will be
forever grateful.

- Thank you, Your Highness.

- Adiós!
- Take care!

- See ya!
- Farewell, good pirates!

If you're ever
in the sky again,

stop in for some honey cakes.

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪

- Where to next, mateys?
- Wherever someone needs help.

- Our map will show us the way.

[upbeat music]

- Wow!
Coquí!

- Ready for another awesome
pirate adventure, me hearties?

all:
Piratas,ahoy!

♪ ♪

[laughter]

- A la aventura!
- Coquí, coquí!
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