02x02 - Heavy Traffic

[bunniefuu]

Automated voice:

Welcome to our tour, b*tches.

Tell a bad bitch to

tell another bad bitch

to meet us there.

- Mwah.

- See ya.

Check out our tour bus.

I heard a lot of y'all m*therf*ckers

still taking Ubers to y'all shows,

coming to y'all's

shows in f*cking Jettas.

We ain't on that sh*t. You

see what the f*ck we on.

Y'all, look at y'all new home!

So this is where it all goes down.

- It goes down!

- And then it goes down.

Okay, bitch! Kiss my ass, please!

Hungry ninja eating everything.

Do y'all got your own bus driver?

- Ooh!

- Ay!

It's the Duke of Miami.

We outside on the bus.

Big bus vibe!

The glamorous life.

We got a fridge bigger

than y'all apartments!

Y'all broke ass.

And we have Bella Reina Reign.

Yes, that's my bitch.

Yeah, it's about to rain on you hoes'

m*therf*cking parade, bitch!

Taking over the game

with your best friend.

Hey, from the shuttle

bus to the tour bus.

It's our first tour stop, they

couldn't even be bothered

to put our names on the marquee?

It's like nine letters and a ampersand.

Well, you get what you negotiate for.

But what do I know?

Well, I'm ready.

This is f*cked up.

Whatever, at least we

get to meet Lord AK.

Yep, I'm working on it.

Y'all just k*ll it on stage.

Hello, everyone. Look

at my dressing room.

You see we in here.

We about to open up for Lord AK.

Thank you.

No, we haven't met Lord AK yet,

but I have a plan, and

we're gonna see him.

He's gonna fall in love with me.

Or us. He's gonna fall in love with us.

No, no, the apron is a costuming choice.

We're all wearing them.

It's part of our aesthetic.

And you know what?

How 'bout just wait? Tune in.

Wait till we come to your city,

you gon' find out.

Damn. Okay. Y'all

coming for my whole sh*t.

Well

Okay, first of all, I am an artist,

and that means changes.

And how I express that changes.

Okay? I make music that

makes people feel good

and I'm really proud

of how far I've come.

I'm on a tour with my peers,

like my peers.

And I respect all of

the artists on this tour.

Me and Mia don't hate each other.

We are good. Mia is somewhere. She's

She's practicing. I see her right now.

She's over there dancing.

And we're just getting ready.

We're super we're super excited about

blowing the top off Portland, Oregon.

This to Mr. Underground,

Country Grammar ♪

Came through with a bunch of manners ♪

Write that off for

seventy and west flows ♪

And more than just a bunch of banter ♪

Bantu knots and a .38 ♪

Make the world revolve around you ♪

- Y'all okay?

- Mm-hmm.

Good, 'cause I just walked

past Reina dressing room,

and she had on a custom leotard.

Wait, so she don't got on her apron?

I ain't see no apron. I seen Gucci.

Wait, so she got on

Gucci, and we got on

IHOP?

This is officially r*cist.

This whole sh*t is r*cist.

Now, can I go say something?

Please, yeah.

We look like her help.

Is Francois here?

Hey, Francois.

What up? What up? Can

I holla at you for a minute?

- What's up?

- Yeah, so the girls,

they don't wanna wear

them aprons on stage.

Oh, my God. Why?

Black women don't really feel sexy

when they got to dress like Aunt Jemima.

Ah.

Shawna sent you.

Okay, tell Shawna

y'all are here to assist Reina's set.

No, we're here to elevate Reina's set.

Okay, sure. Whatever you gotta tell 'em.

Man. Come on. Look, my thing is

Oh, my God. Are we still talking?

I'm just trying to figure

out what you're here for,

but, mm, clearly you're

as confused as I am.

Ayy, V, light 'em up ♪

Skinny jeans, white

tee, G Nikes, Glock ♪

Wanna meet Jesus? Be my opp ♪

She don't speak

English, she speak gawk ♪

Said she wasn't

hungry, still ate my cock ♪

Hey.

Yo. Sorry, I forgot that she

was getting out early today.

How you doing, bro?

- You good?

- Mm-hmm.

Think I'm gonna go back

there now. You ready?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get to it.

Could you load this up for me?

Got you. Alright.

Can I have a snack?

What, baby, they ain't

feed you at school?

We didn't have lunch

today because we left early.

Right. Damn. Uh, I'll just

order you some nuggets.

- How long will it take?

- I don't know, baby.

Probably like 40 minutes.

Forty minutes? Come on. Now!

- Oh, okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- Come on!

Hey, listen, li I got you, alright?

Just give me a minute, alright?

Melissa.

You never feed me on time.

- I'm always hungry when I'm with you.

- Uh

Mom never does this to me.

Melissa, hey, do not

make me start counting.

Nuggets, nuggets, nuggets

- One

- nuggets, nuggets!

- two, three

- Nuggets!

Four, five, six!

I can go to Wendy's.

That would be good.

Yeah, I'm okay with that.

Code Pink!

Break it down.

Oh, no, m*therf*cker, not today!

Assume the position.

Yo, I know you

heard about this p*ssy ♪

♪

It's Reina Reign, b*tches ♪

Okay, he right back

in it like it's cr*ck ♪

'Cause once you f*ck with Reign ♪

You ain't never going back ♪

I tell that sucka

put his tongue in it ♪

And be done with it ♪

Put his tongue in it and be done ♪

Light-skin with a pretty face ♪

You just mad cause ya

man love my skinny waist ♪

If he don't, then he

blind or he might be gay ♪

And I don't f*ck with no broke boys ♪

Hold on, hold on, hold on!

Hey, I brought some bad

b*tches from the 305 with me,

'cause three pussies is wetter than one.

Real Dade county sh*t.

You all already know it's Mia.

It's Shawna, bitch.

Okay, he right back in it ♪

♪ Like a dope fiend ♪

♪ 'Cause that good p*ssy blind him ♪

♪ Like a smoke screen ♪

Swear Shawna caught a RICO ♪

I be selling hoes dreams ♪

♪ If these b*tches wanna act up ♪

♪ I can make a whole scene ♪

♪ Oh, you mad 'cause ya n*gga ♪

♪ Got his nose in it ♪

Hating 'cause you

♪ home with your rose bitch ♪

♪ Oh, sh*t, call that boy Titanic ♪

♪ Drippin' when he goin' down ♪

♪ I don't save these n*gg*s ♪

♪ You could call me Rose, bitch ♪

Ask ya baby daddy who

♪ he really callin' mama ♪

Told him he can eat me up

♪ but please don't be a Dahmer ♪

b*tches hatin' on me

♪ 'cause the p*ssy prima donna ♪

♪ His tongue be doin' tricks ♪

♪ Like a stripper out on Collins ♪

♪ Okay, he right back ♪

♪ In it like it's cr*ck ♪

♪ 'Cause once you f*ck with Reign ♪

♪ You ain't never goin' back ♪

I tell that sucka

♪ put his tongue in it ♪

- Tongue ♪

- And be done with it ♪

- Fun - Put his

♪ tongue in it and be done ♪

♪ I sat it on his tongue,

♪ now he sprung ♪

♪ But I might be too ♪

♪ Wet and sweet when he drink it up ♪

♪ It might be juice ♪

♪ Legs cracked, face down ♪

♪ Make me curl my toes ♪

♪ But we keep it on the low ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't trust these hoes ♪

♪ I don't ♪

♪ Get the head, move along ♪

♪ Black beauty Mia long ♪

♪ If it ain't about a check ♪

♪ f*ck n*gga leave me 'lone ♪

Two-seater Benz ♪

♪ Put my Birkin in the passenger ♪

Mia wit da hellcat can't

♪ nobody challenge her ♪

Okay, he right back

♪ in it like it's cr*ck ♪

'Cause Mia got that water

♪ like it's comin' out a tap ♪

I let that n*gga

♪ put his tongue in it ♪

Now he sprung in

♪ it put his tongue in it ♪

♪ Now he runnin', runnin', runnin' ♪

♪ Right back in it like it's cr*ck ♪

'Cause Mia got that water

♪ like it's comin' out a tap ♪

I let that n*gga

♪ put his tongue in it ♪

Have my fun wit'

♪ him put his tongue in it ♪

♪ N-n-now I'm done ♪

Hey, yo, give it up for my girls,

Shawna and Mia.

Mia. Mia.

We looked crazy out there.

Girl, what's the problem now?

The problem is we

didn't look like a group.

You think that was group activities?

Oh, now you see how it feels.

Okay, cool, that was payback.

Okay, fine. You got it out. Whatever.

But just please, from now on,

we have to look like a group.

Sound like to me you need to step it up.

I left my baby to be here.

So every night, I'ma bring it.

Okay, clearly you're not listening,

so do whatever the

f*ck you wanna do, Mia.

Okay. Ain't nobody

come to see you, Otis!

The

♪ plot thick but this bitch thicker ♪

♪ The lifestyles of a real n*gga, yeah ♪

♪ Growin' up, I never had a limit ♪

They let me down

♪ bad, but I'm still livin' ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

They let me down

♪ bad, but I'm still livin' ♪

Yeah. Hey, look, that

sh*t was fire, alright?

That was fire. On this one,

let's do something different.

Let's, uh, um, like, be more

animated. You feel me?

On your voice. Like,

be on your Kendrick sh*t.

Let's try it. I could do

that for you. Let's do it.

Alright, bet. Let me get you right here.

- Yeah, baby?

- Daddy, can we go now?

Um, j-just give me a second, okay?

- I'm still working.

- It's been millions of seconds.

I'm ready to go now!

O-okay. Just go play

with your iPad, okay?

- It d*ed!

- Yo, 'Mont, you ready?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm 'bout

I'm 'bout to punch you in.

♪ Growin' up, I never had a limit ♪

♪ They let me ♪

Oh, what the f*ck? What the f*ck?

No, no, Lissa!

I told you to wait! Look

what you done done!

Baby, I'm, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Come here. Come here, Mama.

What's going on, my man?

That sh*t crazy, bro. We good?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah. We got it, though.

We, uh, we just got

to sort this out. I'm

My bad, man. I'm sorry, baby.

Hey, yo. Just got off the

stage from our first show.

You know, we

absolutely k*lled that sh*t.

Me and Mia ate.

Whew! One show down,

so many more shows to go.

I might be a little different now, okay?

I ain't poppin' out at parties,

you got to book me for a show.

Okay?

I'ma go ahead and take

these little credentials

and go watch Lord AK perform.

Bye, y'all. See you. Nice to catch up.

Bye.

Hey. Where Melissa?

In the bed.

It's 11:30 over here.

Oh, damn. I forgot the time difference.

How y'all doing?

Oh, did you remember the half day?

Yes. Yeah, of course, I did.

How was your first show?

Whew, I honestly don't even remember.

I just know people were screaming.

It felt like I was high,

and I don't even know

who I was up there,

but they was eating that sh*t up.

And now my knees hurt.

Alright.

Knees hurt. Loss of memory.

Yeah. It sound like

they got to meet Miyaki.

Miyaki.

I forgot about her. I

ain't seen her in a minute.

Me either, but I ain't forget about her.

Anyway.

So, how'd the session go?

Man, I had to take Lissa with me

'cause Grandmama and your mama was busy.

Dawg, I ain't gonna lie,

I ain't gonna hold you,

that girl is a lot.

Damn, I see why you be tired.

I told you. You think I be trippin'.

- I told you.

- Fo' sure.

Yo, and I tried that

the, the counting thing.

What happen when you get to 10?

Oh, baby, I don't even get to three.

Okay. Oh, oh, I seen, uh,

I seen that Courtney

Luke done joined y'all tour.

Yeah, that's dope. Look,

I-I been following his sound

and also trying to

send him sh*t for a while.

Mm. For real? I ain't

never heard of him.

Yeah, he next up.

So if you get to meet him,

plug me in, big dawg, you know?

Well, if you be nice to me

- I'll think about it.

- Alright, alright.

I appreciate you, Mama.

Tell Miyaki I said good night.

Man, get off my line.

Yeah!

It's time, yo! Get ready!

That's right. We comin' out ready.

Lord AK!

'Cause I'm likin' the way

♪ I'm gettin' to these checks ♪

n*gg*s talkin' tough, but

♪ I swear y'all ain't no thr*at ♪

♪ Remix the Sprite with that tec ♪

♪ Get this bitch loose off a Percocet ♪

♪ Haters mad let me get 'em more upset ♪

Heard these n*gg*s mad

♪ let me get 'em more upset ♪

♪ I'm a loner, dolo flights on the jet ♪

♪ Ever since I got on ♪

I hear they're starting to let

people in Lord AK green room.

Let's go before it fill up.

Hey.

Ooh! We finna be VIP.

When y'all come in, come see me.

g*dd*mn, y'all look good.

- Who you with?

- Oh, I manage Shawna and Mia.

- They the opening act.

- The white girl?

Nah, the group. Lord AK is a big fan.

Man, he personally requested them.

Well, that's none of my business.

But they got all-access badges, so

- Right.

- they can come on in,

but you can't.

You got a staff badge.

What the f*ck? What you mean?

- It's not the badge.

- I'm they representation.

I got to make sure they

good back there, okay?

We appreciate you so much, sir.

Thank you. Um, what do you want to do?

Call Francois. He'll get you in.

- Yeah.

- Call him.

Alright. Well, sh*t,

let them in right now,

and then I'll just be back later.

Since you wanna do the most, n*gga.

f*ck, you act like you

get commission, n*gga.

Come on, y'all.

Yo, yo! Hey, hey, hey, P, take

they phones, man. Come on.

Open your heart, open your mind,

embrace the experience,

and let's make this

a night to remember.

What up, Anaconda?

How you feeling? How

Ooh, with the roll on it.

Unh! That's one.

That's two. That's three.

Get your ass up in here. Hey!

Okay, this is exactly what I expected.

So are we supposed to just

wait for Lord AK to get here?

I don't know.

Maybe just, like, network or something.

We just got to get past

all these little groupie hoes.

I'm sure there's somebody

here that knows Lord AK

or is maybe on the tour or something.

Well, the only one I recognize is Gat,

and he ain't had a hit

since Kodak got out of jail.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

- Yeah.

- I mean, it doesn't matter.

These n*gg*s are all opportunities.

That's Lord AK's friend,

Smacc. I'ma go talk to him.

Smacc. Hi.

Hey, Smacc. How's your day going?

Every day the day dies.

Okay.

Okay, I see why you're

sitting here by yourself.

n*gg*s copy the sauce like

♪ they don't mind bein' clones ♪

Too much sh*t that

♪ be all up on my dome ♪

Pop a Perc, let that

♪ get me in my zone ♪

Macaulay Culkin, she

♪ tell me she home alone ♪

Pull up on her, get

♪ straight to it, set the tone ♪

♪ Since a kid I was ♪

I got them. Hey, they with me.

Hey. Y'all wanna party backstage?

Come on. You with me. Come down.

She for sure get to go. Come on.

Ah!

You're really gon' make

me repeat myself, huh?

I just brought the finest females

in the building back here

for Lord AK and his squad.

And his squad!

I'll be right back.

And you gon' tell Lord AK that you

turned around four bad b*tches?

'Cause I can tell him myself.

Hey, n*gga, what you doing?

My n*gga P!

It's good to see you, baby.

Hey, look, I got some bad b*tches.

Listen, all of 'em.

Hey! Ah!

See, we trying to party

with y'all. What's up?

God damn! Hell, yeah!

Hey, bring all your

thick asses up in here!

- Come on.

- Watch out, n*gga.

Mm-hmm.

One, two, three, four.

Ooh, cinco, siete!

Ocho!

Ha, ha! n*gga, you mad.

♪ Peanut: La-dee-da-dee-da ♪

♪ New batch of hoes ♪

Ha! Good looking out. What?

What's up, fool?

Hey, hey, hey! We turning up or what?

Hell yeah, we are!

That's what I like. Open wide.

Ah-ha-ha!

That's what I'm talkin'

'bout. Woo! f*ck it up!

Hey, yo, all y'all m*therf*ckers

better get this sh*t lit

before AK get back, you feel me?

sh*t, I could help you with

that. You trying to match one?

Oh, no, I'm good.

Hey, well, look, though,

I got whatever you want.

Hey, listen, shorty

you ain't got sh*t I want.

Hey, I'm f*cking

with you. I'm f*cking

- Hey, let me get that bag.

- You had me.

- Let me get that bag.

- Yeah, I got everything.

Hey, yo, n*gg*s mixing

random dr*gs, bro?

After Brixx?

f*ck, man.

Trippin', bro.

- Hey, take this with me.

- Huh?

Hey, this right here. Little bump.

- Come on.

- Yeah.

Mm-hmm-hmm.

Let's go. Let's go.

Woo! sh*t!

Hey, we lit, y'all!

Are these drinks free?

Guess who made it in

even though y'all tried

to leave a bitch behind?

- Ha!

- Tity.

We needed you.

And I'm here for y'all.

Lord AK got about three,

four more songs to go.

And then he gonna come back here,

and then I got y'all.

Damn, bitch. Why

y'all shoulders rocking?

What shoulders? Y'all in

line? What y'all getting?

A rum and Coke. You're hurting me.

Uh, tequila and pineapple.

- Hey, I got y'all.

- Uh!

I don't know if y'all

realize, but this our time.

This a live action vision board.

This is success.

You see that n*gga hairline right there?

Straight from Turkey. That's success.

Look at that BBL right there.

Look at the ass-to-thigh ratio.

g*dd*mn, that's money.

I'm thinking Colombia.

I want to bite it.

Listen, here's my thing.

Anytime you see this many groupies,

there gotta be some money around.

You just got to follow the groupies.

You just got to follow the groupies

like you following a-a pot of gold

to the end of the end of the rainbow.

You just got to follow, follow, follow.

I got to pee.

I got to pee.

I'll be back.

What was up with her?

Whatever she drinking,

I don't want none of that sh*t.

What the f*ck?

Okay.

Alright, alright. Come

on, y'all. We got this.

We can't lose again.

- What y'all playing?

- It's flip cup.

You trying to get in?

We finna play again.

I don't know how to play.

What, you gon' teach me?

Yeah, stand right here.

You gon' be the anchor.

Alright, y'all ready?

Yeah, let's do it!

Hey, hey. I know you.

Oh, really? You were in the crowd.

Nah. I seent you in my dreams.

Oh, my God. Okay.

- Mm.

- Oh, two times?

Okay, that's weird.

Okay, I'm gonna go see my friend.

Have a good night.

Hey, hey, bring her over here, too!

Ooh, that was you up there tonight!

Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Yes.

Girl, you was talking your sh*t.

You kind of give me Rapsody vibes.

- Really?

- If she was a hoe.

Right?

Yep. Yeah. Yeah, r-right.

Yeah. Th-that's pretty accurate. Um

Like, I ain't really into dogs.

You know, I never was a

fan of bound responsibility.

I'm more of an ant farm

type of person, you know?

'Cause they do they own thing.

They-they-they stay focused.

They just be walking, walking, walking.

Formation, formation,

like on they Beyoncé sh*t

Hey, you.

- I heard you manage.

- Yeah.

- You got talent?

- Yeah, you wanna see?

Hold this.

I got you.

Oh.

What you still doing in Portland?

Oh!

Girl, you cool as hell.

I know that.

What's your name?

Mm, you can call me Miyaki.

- Miyaki.

- Mm-hmm, Miyaki.

Courtney Luke.

Hmm.

Oh.

Mia. Where you at? I miss you.

You supposed to be right here.

Come see me. Just say the word.

- You ready?

- Duh.

Hey, Gat.

- Um, I am a huge fan.

- Oh, yeah?

"Who Got the Gat" is, uh,

is one of my favorite songs.

Oh, word. Word. Yeah.

I'm a performer, too. I'm

My name's Shawna. I'm in a group

Okay, yeah, hold that

thought. Hey, yo, Smacc.

Smacc, get up, bro. We about to start.

I'm good, bro.

I'm good.

Hey, yo. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey.

First off, I just wanna pour

one out for our brother Brixx.

We miss you.

- Big Brixx!

- Mm-hmm.

And we love you, n*gga.

Love you, man.

- Yeah.

- We miss you, baby.

- It's all day!

- So sad.

R.I.P. Brixx.

Alright, now, now we gon' play a game.

Alright, everybody, come in, come in.

We gon' play a game.

And whoever's left

at the end of this game

gets to come on Lord AK's tour bus!

Yeah, y'all like that?

Alright, so we got

some trivia for y'all.

Y'all ready?

We gon' start with you, actually.

Can you tell me

what's the name of

Lord AK's first mixtape?

Really easy.

- "Darkness"?

- Hoo, that's right!

Ding, ding! Open wide.

It's "Sounds of Percocet."

Hoo, careful, careful, baby.

There we go.

Who next? Ooh.

Hmm. You.

What's the square root of 92?

- Nine point

- Wrong answers.

Losers got to go. Kick rocks.

- Bye.

- Ooh.

Just go. I'll see you at the house.

g*dd*mn. Let's see, let's see.

- Really hard question.

- Oh.

Hi, cutie. Check this out.

I need you to tell me

how many letters in the alphabet.

What?

- 24.

- Ooh, close enough, baby girl.

Come on. Mm.

- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

- You know what?

I've been, I've been going

a little hard on y'all, huh?

My bad, my bad. I'ma go easy on you.

You should definitely know this.

- Okay.

- How many countries in Africa?

- sh*t.

- Hold up.

Oh, hell no!

You know, I'ma help you out right now.

Gravy, escort this Nubian queen

out the door for me, please.

Thank you.

Yeah. You see this? You see this?

This don't piss you off?

Bitch, relax. I'm just

trying to have fun.

Let's see.

Oh. What's up, shorty? How you feeling?

Hi.

You know, I want you to

complete this phrase for me, alright?

"Head, shoulders, knees, and"

- Toes.

- Hoo-hoo!

That's right, baby. Come on, now.

Alright, cool, give her the

children's nursery song.

Yeah, that makes sense. Sis,

you see what's happening, right?

- Mm-mm.

- Oh. Okay.

What about you? You want a turn?

Hmm.

Oh.

Who sh*t Biggie?

Ooh, damn.

It's a trick question. It's unsolved.

Ah-ah-ah!

I don't know, man. I'm just saying

maybe the game should be fair.

Could you please just shut the f*ck up?

Come on, tick-tock.

Uh

Bye, dreadlocks!

Bye.

This is f*cked up.

Little Miss Know-It-All.

Let's see.

- Alright, check this out, Shirley.

- It's Shawna.

I want you to name all

the members of Wu-Tang.

Ooh, sh*t!

- That's hard.

- Huh?

n*gga, I see what you're doing.

You wanna quit? The door right there.

Rza, Gza, Method Man,

Ghostface Killa,

Inspectah Deck, Raekwon,

U-God, Masta Killah, DJ

Symphony, Mathematics,

Cappadonna, and

my personal favorite Ol' Dirty Bastard.

R.I.P.

She missin' one.

So what's up? You gonna ask the

white girl over here what color the

Aw, you ain't got to get upset, shorty.

Come on. It's a game!

Bye!

Does that mean she's out?

Yeah. She gone, baby. Hey,

hey, hey! Charity, Charity.

Where you going? Come on, leave the bag.

Hey.

Y'all are wild.

- You already know how we do.

- You got Instagram?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

"@GataTatTat" everywhere.

Instagram, Twitter,

TikTok. Blow that sh*t up.

- Got it.

- Hey, I'ma f*ck with you.

So, you gettin' on this bus?

Are you okay?

I'ma get you a towel.

Did you say something to them?

What? Are you serious?

Look, you gotta watch

how you move, Shawna.

You can't keep complaining

about everything.

Damn. "This r*cist. This misogynistic."

You're around a bunch

of rap n*gg*s, Shawna.

You could keep acting like

you all special and above n*gg*s,

or you could play a role

and keep it pushin' like everybody else.

- Hmm.

- Sorry your hair got messed up.

Um

I'ma meet y'all in the next city.

What?

Ca$h wanna fly me out.

I mean,

we got a long drive,

and it's already cramped on here,

so I'ma just fly.

Best opening night ever!

Why didn't you b*tches come to dinner?

I know y'all not going to sleep.