01x26 - I Want A New Hug/Goop! There it is 2: Electric Goopaloo

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NARRATOR:Previously on The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle...

Our plucky protagonists donned costumes of courage

and became Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder!

But then, a mysterious goop gooped its way into our story

giving Rocky and Bullwinkle real life super powers!

But Fearless Leader got ahold of some goop too

and created the Fearsome Foursome of doom!

So, our hairy heroes traveled

to a totally freaky, opposite dimension

and brought back opposite goop to stop the Fearsome Foursome!

BOTH: [CHEERING] Yeah, buddy!

NARRATOR: But whoa, buddies!

Because while you were gone,

the world was taken over by you know who!

BOTH: [SCREAMING]

NARRATOR: And now, let's go to London

where we find new world leader, Fearless Laser's doomy flag

rising all around the globe.

Even in our beloved Frostbite Falls!

ALL: Oh, yeah.

FEARLESS LEADER ON PA: Attention, loyal subjects!

Just a friendly reminder,

that I have used my super powers to take over everything

and I'm currently the leader of the entire world!

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

That is all.

Well, not for long.

'Cause all we have to do is blast them with this anti-goop

and take away his powers, and save the world.

[LAUGHING] Yeah, baby!

Now let's go stop those bad guys.

You should roll the opening titles now.

NARRATOR: Sorry, my bad.

I just got caught up in how cool and hardcore this episode is.

♪ Here they come to save the world

♪ One's a moose and one's a squirrel

♪ Louder than lightning

♪ And brighter than thunder

♪ It's Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder

♪ They save the day and save the night

♪ Save the mid-morning and even twilight

♪ Evil villains better watch your back

♪ These super good guys are on the att*ck

♪They Pow! Zap! Bang! And drink their juice

♪ It's Squirrel Wonder and Amazamoose ♪

NARRATOR: And we're back where our heroes reassure

the good people of Frostbite Falls

that good times would soon return.

Citizens!

Make ready your celebratory noise makers!

ALL: [TOOTING]

No, not yet.

But have them ready for the next time you see us.

When we return victorious from Pottsylvania

defeating the bad guys and saving the world!

Amazamoose!

And Squirrel Wonder...

BOTH: Away!

...ay!

[GASPS] Bullwinkle, look!

NARRATOR: Oh, no!

Fearless Leader is collecting

all of the world's famous monuments

and is making Pottsylvania the capital of the world!

Well, not for long.

'Cause the anti-goop is locked and loaded,

and I can do this.

And this!

BOTH: Away!

...ay!

ALL: [TOOTING]

Sorry, hang on, world's not safe yet.

When are we gonna get

to dootily-doot our tootily-tooters?

Soon, okay?

You dropped the anti-goop?

Maybe.

So start that Star Portal so we can get some more!

Amazamoose!

And Squirrel Wonder...

BOTH: Away!

...ay!

ALL: [TOOTING]

No, not yet!

There's still four things that need to happen

before you toot.

We'll give you a signal.

Okay.

Now let's anti-goop those bad guys!

Unbelievable.

NARRATOR: While Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder

went back through the portal

to collect even more anti-goop,

Bormongus and Grapple Gal

were doing some collecting of their own.

Pisa delivery!

[GRUNTING]

And heavy, ancient triangle thing delivery.

[SIGHING]

Break time in the capital of the world, baby!

FEARLESS LEADER: No break time!

[GROWLING]

But, your Laserness,

we've been collecting famous monuments nonstop

since you became ruler of the world.

Did you get me Big Ben?

Because I don't see Big Ben.

I want everything!

And no fun beachy stuff until I get it!

Start hopping, big boy.

Ya...

NARRATOR: And so, as Fearless Laser

continued his unstoppable world domination,

our heroes finally returned with more anti-goop.

Okay, now we're ready.

Are you sure you two are up for saving the day?

'Cause no offense, but you seem really bad at it.

Oh, yeah, we save the day all the time.

And basically we can't be defeated.

I mean, this is our show.

Our names are right in the title.

Show her, Narrator.

NARRATOR: Yep, your names are right there in really big letters.

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle!

And besides if we drop this anti-goop,

we can just go back and get some more.

[ALARM BLARING]

I hit the self-destruct button, didn't I?

[COUGHING]

Okay! So we gotta make this one count.

'Cause this is all the opposite goop we're ever gonna get.

That's the signal!

Make some noise don't ya know!

ALL: [TOOTING]

That's not the...

Oh, let's just go.

NARRATOR: So as our heroes raced to Pottsylvania,

Evil Chicken raced to finish

the official Ruler of the World portrait.

What do you think, Evil Chicken?

Should I go happy ruler of the world?

Or nasty ruler of the world?

[GROWLING]

Right! The stop moving and hold up the goop leader.

ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE: ...ay!

Halt, super villain!

Your days of ruling the world are over.

Ah, Moose and Squirrel.

Do you have any idea how long I've been standing still like this?

If you could just stand still a little bit longer

while we take away your powers!

Never!

Now to take away your powers with chicken powers!

Hokey smoke powers, go!

Amazagloves, get cracking.

FEARLESS LEADER: No!

We gotta hand it to you, Fearless Leader.

You were pretty tough.

But you were no match

for Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder!

BOTH: [LAUGHING] Can you believe we're doing this?

We are so cool!

Hey, Fearless Laser. We got you Big Ben.

[BIG BEN DINGING]

Wait, did I step in something?

BOTH: [GROANING]

Ew!

You stepped in super-powered moose and squirrel!

Correction. You stepped in no-powered moose and squirrel.

BOTH: No!

NARRATOR:Oh, no! Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder

are just regular moose and squirrel.

♪ I win! You lose! I have powers and you don't! ♪

I have everything!

You don't have everything.

I got the world. I got the monuments.

I got a weird beefy henchman.

Hello!

And we've got the World Leaders and the S.H.H.

Is that the moose and squirrel

you said were our last hope?

Yep.

And I finally have moose and squirrel

right where I want them.

And what do you have?

We still have this TV show!

And that's how we know

we're still gonna b*at you and save the day.

They have a point, Fearless Leader.

This is still technically

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Fun fact. It is their show

so technically you don't have everything.

First of all, that's not a fun fact.

And second, I will have everything

when I take your show.

Yeah, you can't take our show, dude.

Our names are in the title.

Hit it again, Narrator.

NARRATOR: You mean like,

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Well, that title is about to change.

Evil Chicken, pencil me.

Grapple Gal, Super Goop me.

And, Bormongus, you just stand there

and try not to say anything dumb.

No promises.

Now watch this!

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

NARRATOR: And using the power of a super gooped pencil

Fearless leader... Wait, what are you doing? What's going on?

I'm taking over the show, yo!

Welcome toThe Adventures of Fearless Leader!

There! Now I have your show!

And I have everything!

NARRATOR:Oh, no! Can Rocky and Bullwinkle take back their show?

Can they save the world and the world leaders?

Hey! You work for me now!

So roll that show open thingamajig.

NARRATOR: Oh, fine.

♪Here he comes now check it bro

♪He just stole this TV show

♪He b*at moose and squirrel

♪He's a dirty cheater

♪The Adventures of Fearless Leader

♪He's got a monocle and got a scar

♪He's got his own show and guess what he's the star

♪ Boris and Natasha are also stars

No!

♪And Evil Chicken's always ready to go!

♪He's handsome evil with that lasery glow

♪Now it's time to watch

♪The Fearless Leader show! ♪

NARRATOR: That's gonna take some getting used to.

So, as Bormungus and Grapple Gal

added to Fearless Leader's

capital of the world collection,

Rocky and Bullwinkle were trying to break open

unbreakable breakproof chains.

BOTH: [GROANING]

It's no use, Bullwinkle.

I've gone through thirty-eight sets of teeth.

Don't worry, my bicuspid bro-bro.

We'll get that anti-goop back and save the day.

Because even though this isn't our show anymore,

we're still cartoons.

Now let's cartoon our way out of here.

Uh... Not following ya, buddy.

Watch.

[SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

BOTH: [GROANING]

They're doing it! They're going to save the day!

Don't count on it.

ROCKY: Not helping!

BOTH: [GROANING]

ROCKY: [SIGHING] Okay

The anti-goop is right through that door.

Now to use my cartoon tongue to save the wor...

Aw, crud.

You may have the goop,

and our show, but we're still here.

But this is the Fearless Leader show now!

Which means...

We have no use for a moose or a squirrel.

What is happening? What's going on?

I'm erasing you to the No Show Zone!

BOTH: [SCREAMING]

So, this is the No Show Zone, huh?

We gotta find a way outta here, B.

There's no way outta here!

But remember, Rock, when we're in doubt

and don't know what to do,

we can always give the Narrator

a friendly old "Yoo-hoo!"

Narrator?

[ECHOING] Narrator? Narrator?

Where's the narrator?

I'm freakin' out!

Okay! Now that Moose and Squirrel are gone,

what should we do on the Me show?

Pitch some ideas.

Uh, we could do one of those island shows

where we vote someone off. I vote Boris!

Hey! You can't vote off Boris!

Everybody loves Boris!

Not true. And do you have a better show idea, hmm?

Um... We could...

Oh, ride around in a clue car.

You know, and solving mysteries!

Pass. Evil Chicken?

[GROWLING]

Hmm...

"Riding around in a clue car and solving mysteries."

I love it!

I said exact same thing!

I don't think so. And, goop pencil, go!

Everybody in the clue car!

All right, clue troupe.

We have our clue car and our clue hats.

Now we just need a mystery to solve.

We could solve the mystery

of why the clue car smells so bad.

Is it Boris?

Yeah, you cracked the case.

[LAUGHING] I love this show.

Narrator! Narrate how great this show is.

NARRATOR: Yeah, no.

So what are you saying?

NARRATOR: Nobody wants to watch adventures about car farts.

They want laughs, they want gaffs

they wantThe Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

There is no moose and squirrel!

Now, narrate good things about our show, Narrator.

Or else!

So, as the Fearsome Foursome threatened the narrator,

the narrator fired back with "Forget It, loser!"

[SCREAMING] What?

If you love moose and squirrel so much,

you can join them in the No Show Zone!

Narrator: No!

[NARRATOR SCREAMING]

BOTH: Hello?

NARRATOR: So, as Rocky and Bullwinkle

heard me arrive in the No Show Zone,

they realized the narrator was here.

That wasn't very good narration.

NARRATOR: Cut me some slack, jack! I'm stuck in the No Show Zone!

And there's no way out of here.

No windows, no powers!

And no transitional voiceover

that leads from one scene to the next.

Wait! That's it!

The narrator still has power.

He takes us from one scene to the next all the time.

NARRATOR: That is true. It's kind of my thing.

Then use your voice powers and get us out of here, man!

NARRATOR: [CLEARING THROAT]

And so, with a phonetic flourish, the narrator, that's me,

transitioned our heroes out of the No Show Zone?

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

Dude. You couldn't narrate us to a safer place?

Okay, my sarcastic sidekick,

it's time to take back our show and save this world!

How? We still don't have any super powers.

BOTH: Or do we?

NARRATOR: Why are you looking at me like that?

'Cause we need to narrate-assemble

a super powerful super team!

To stop those super bad guys!

NARRATOR: Got it! So... Um...

Rocky and Bullwinkle jumped back to previous episodes,

to gather their favorite powerful peeps,

like Mario Lopez!

Don't you mean Cardio Lopez.

BOTH: Yeah we do!

NARRATOR: Then they got...

BOTH: Grandwinkle?

NARRATOR: Not just Grandwinkle, but...

[WHISTLING]

The Whalefisk!

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY] [THUNDER RUMBLING]

BOTH: Nice!

NARRATOR: Then, in much quicker sh*ts

they got Puffy Platypus and his Robo-Band.

The Queen!

The Gem Guardians!

And that Butler Monster!

Hey, guy!

Ugh, what do you two want?

For you to turn into a monster and help us save the world!

Very well.

[GROWLING]

BOTH: [CHEERING] Yeah!

NARRATOR: And just like that,

Rocky and Bullwinkle had assembled

the most super powered super team

to ever grace a TV screen.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

What about me?

I got super hands and mega feet.

Don't freak out.

It's just from years of gamma ray exposure in my lab.

BULLWINKLE: Well, the only thing missing here is Grampwinkle,

but that Birdfisk flew away with him,

never to be seen again.

[HAWK SQUAWKING]

[SCREAMING]

Hey! Grampwinkle's alive! That's great!

Now, let's take back our show.

And save the world!

ALL: [CHEERING]

[ALARM BLARING]

Clue Troupe! Who set off the perimeter alarms?

[GIGGLING] It's another mystery.

No. It's moose and squirrel.

They think their big army can stop me?

Well, what about my army?

Bormongous! Grapple Gal! Evil Chicken!

Hi-Tech Chicken!

Chicago Chicken!

Rotisserie Chicken!

Henchmans, one through forty-four!

Go, go, go!

NARRATOR: And in what will be universally celebrated

as the most epic and hardest to animate battle in cartoon history,

Rocky and Bullwinkle's army of awesomeness took on that!

Everybody! Get to higher ground!

To get to that evil lair!

To get that goop!

All right, kids, let's keep it tight

and take back this world!

And one! And two! And three!

BOTH: [GRUNTING]

You forget, squirrel! You don't have powers anymore!

And you forgot about the episode

with the power of friendship!

Hey, guardians. What's up... [SCREAMING]

[GROWLING]

Oh, this is bad.

[HAWK SQUAWKING]

Horace, how I've missed you.

And I've missed you. And your lightning laugh! Go!

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY] [THUNDER RUMBLING]

[COUGHING]

That helps!

And sixteen! And seventeen!

Who wants a piece of Bormongus?

And by piece of Bormongus, I mean piece of pyramid!

[ROARING]

ROCKY: Let's finish this, moose!

Now let's get that anti-goop and take back our show!

And save the world!

Yep, save the world, that's important too.

BOTH: [GROANING]

Hello, moose and squirrel.

And for the last time,

goodbye!

NARRATOR: Oh, no! Rocky and Bullwinkle have been lasered

into the deep dark Pottsylvanian sea.

And they're not coming out!

What'd I miss?

These feet are so heavy!

Rocky and Bullwinkle are gone!

They're gone! [THUNDER RUMBLING]

And now!

I'm going to use my super gooped pencil

to take over every cartoon in the world!

And this time, for realsies,

nobody can stop me!

Not even you, ugly whale thing!

'Cause I have ze pencil!

And there is no more Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder!

BOTH: Away!

No!

BOTH: [CHEERING] Yes!

How do these eediots keep b*ating us?

Because we never give up and fight for what's right!

I was gonna say dumb luck.

It's probably a little bit of both.

I'll get you, Moose and Squirrel...

I'm going to miss you, beefy legs.

[GROWLING]

Moose and Squirrel!

You will never stop Fearless Laser...

NARRATOR:And so, with the Fearsome Foursome erased and defeated

Rocky and Bullwinkle used their new pencil powers to,

free the world leaders!

I knew they could do it! Not really. But whoo-whoo!

NARRATOR: Then, they directed the army of awesomeness,

to return all of the world's monuments to where they belong.

And finally our heroes returned to Frostbite Falls

to celebrate with their hometown peeps.

BOTH: World saved!

That's the signal!

[TOOTING]

Bullwinkle, this super gooped pencil's

the most powerful object in the universe.

We must destroy it

before it falls into the wrong hands.

Right! Or we could use it

one more time before we destroy it.

NARRATOR: And so, our heroic heroes

returned to their humble abode where...

Wow! ...they super-goop pencil-modified it

and then everyone who ever appeared

on this show lived happily ever after.

[CROWD CHANTING] Mario! Mario!

And bell!

[CROWD CHEERING]

NARRATOR: And what awesome adventure

will Rocky and Bullwinkle and friends go on next?

Find out on what I can only assume

will be our next exciting episode.

"The Next Exciting Episode" or,

"Fin!"

[LAUGHING] Don't worry. We'll be back.

You can't have a show without good evil villains.

And we are, like, really good evil villains.

So good! The best villains in the world!

[LAUGHING] We should win an award!

ALL: [LAUGHING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]