04x09 - You Have Ruined Our Family

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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

KIM KARDASHIAN:
Previously on The Kardashians.

[KOURTNEY SCREAMS]

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Why?

The 40s are the best.

So many amazing things
have happened to me in my 40s

and I feel truly grateful.

It's our first Met fitting.

It's the most amazing all-pearl dress.

KIM: What?!

She's usually my biggest critic,

and now I've got the stamp of approval
from North.

That's all I needed.

I have a lot of respect
for your whole family.

Like, it's important for me
to speak to everyone.

It's just hard to

forgive the things that you did to Khloé.

After you, like, do the deed,
do you feel anything?

Tristan and I really have not connected.

I don't think you deserve Khloé.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

I see these TikTok videos
and there's these people

and they're like,
"I am a sociopath, narcissist,

I have no empathy, I have no feelings."

- TRISTAN THOMPSON: Yeah.
- Do you think there's any part of you

- that relates to that?
- No, so...

You should definitely feel
the way you feel. 100%.

Because if it was my sister,
I'd feel the same way.

I-I think, for me, ya know,
I want Khloé to be happy

and whatever that may be,
I'm fully supportive of that.

What is your goal?

Like, is your goal to be together?

And if so,
what are you doing to get there?

Not that I know that you'll get there

or think you should get there.

First of all, would I love to
be with your sister

- and spend the rest of my life with her?
- Mm-hm.

Of course.

My goal is to, to, to, ya know,
have my family back

as a, as a, as a whole unit.

Even though I never
grew up with a happy household,

- I have always wanted it.
- Mm-hm.

But I've done things that put myself

in a position out of that,

- so it's, it's...
- Well, yeah, like, if the actions

don't match the words...

- Of course.
- ...it's hard to, like, believe...

- Yeah.
- ...the person with the actions.

All I can do, at the end of the day,
where I can con...

The controllables is
being the best dad I can be,

paying it forward to those
that are looking up to me,

and just setting a good example.

Being able to take
accountability is, like,

always the first step in, like, changing.

Also, our kids, they watch
our actions, not our words.

Exactly, so I wanted to be
a good example for them.

- Mm-hm.
- And so, I always tell Khloé,

when it comes to True
and havin' that conversation,

it's on me to have that conversation

- because Daddy...
- Mm-hm.

- ...failed you and mommy.
- Yeah.

Mommy didn't fail you, Tutu.

- Ya know what I'm sayin'?
- Yeah.

And I feel like in this family,

you guys are so lucky,

- like, the... all, all the guys...
- Mm-hm.

...because... for whatever reason,

it's, like, held a higher,
like, priority of, like,

let's keep everyone, like, happy
and, like, getting along,

and let's make sure
Tristan's at Christmas Eve

and everyone's there, you know?

And ev... it's one big, happy family,

and let's make sure everything's, like,

fun and happy.

For some reason, that, like,

takes a priority in this family

over, like, setting a boundary
or, like, taking...

having someone's back.

- Yeah.
- Or, like, having someone's side.

Not that I haven't done it myself,

so I'm, like... I've been
a part of this whole thing.

- Yeah.
- But it's interesting to me

when I think about it
in a superficial way, like,

we could make sure Khloé looks her best.

She's dressed up,
she feels good, she's in glam,

takes good photos.

- Yeah.
- Like, we could do all that.

- Yeah.
- But, like, really making sure

that, like, the person, like,

feels supportive, stood up for,

sets the boundaries they need to set,

and is supported in that 'cause

in this family, it's, like, not.

And, like it... like I said,
it's lucky for you guys.

And it is great for the kids,
but then it's also, like...

I-I think, I think I... 'Cause I know what
you're saying.

I think... List... I think

...when it comes to Khloé
and True, and I think...

I'm a firm believer,
if you make the mistake...

- Mm-hm.
- ...you have to be accountable on it.

And stand two feet, you do the crime,
you gotta own it.

I'm not proud of the person I used to be.

- Right.
- Am I proud of who I'm becoming?

Of course, but in, in order
for that to happen,

I had to fall rock bottom,
lose everything in life...

- Mm-hm.
- ...and really be like, "Yo, you gotta

pick your sh*t up. You gotta be better."

I need to grow
so I can be there for my kids.

I'm not here to hold a grudge.

I think that was the point
in having the conversation.

I do believe that people can grow.

It was interesting to me
the work that he's doing

and the path that he's on

because when your words
don't match your actions,

it's concerning.

Talk is cheap.

- Thanks for the explanations.
- Of course.

Hopefully, hit all your points.

In our family,
everyone can tend to normalize

these behaviors of some
of the men in our lives,

and I don't want to show
my daughter that that's okay.

I think having forgiveness

and giving grace, I think is right,

but also having really clear boundaries,
I think is really important.

I appreciate you takin'
the time to sit with me

'cause, you know, I know you're super busy

and you don't have to.
You know? You don't have to.

You could be the sibling
to be, like, ya know,

"[BLEEP] him and I don't give
a [BLEEP] if he's turned into a priest.

I don't give a sh*t." You know, you could
be like that.

So, the fact that you're even
takin' the time to just hear me out

and hear what I have to say means a lot.

And, ya know, like you said, ya know,

hopefully, we spend more time together

where you could see who I actually am.

Mm-hm.

And, and hopefully,

the words follow the actions,
you'll see it.

[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]

Well, let's see. Anything for my Khloé.

Of course.

♪ Nothin' but time to burn ♪

♪ Nothin' but a world on fire ♪

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Yeah, we out here livin' our life ♪

♪ Don't give a [MOANS]
'cause we do what we wanna ♪

♪ All day we have a good time ♪

- Yeah.
- You have a cape?

- She has a cape.
- No way...

She's the Caped Crusader.

KIM: It is the day before the Met Ball

and I brought North,
and Penelope and Scott,

so that Scott can, like,
hang out with the girls

when I'm busy in a fitting
and getting ready.

But I really want North and P to see

what the Met madness is all about.

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, go crazy ♪

♪ Everybody, go crazy ♪

This is your most stressful event?

Yeah. I'd say last year
was my most stressful one

'cause I couldn't rip anything,
I couldn't move.

- SCOTT DISICK: Oh, that dress, right.
- KIM: A gem couldn't fall off.

And the lighting was weird last year.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN BARKER:
Can you see it better with just the cup?

REIGN DISICK: I'm gonna teach
him how to play

Call of Duty, Fortnite.

Teach him how to play Black Ops 3 Zombies.

What if you have a sister?

What if I have a sister?

Still, she can be

a cool person at her school.

Wait, his name should be Deez,
his middle name should be Big,

and then his last name should be Nuts.

- His last name is Barker.
- I can make it, I can make it...

Or her.

So, guys, I'm having a baby,

case you can't see my belly baby bump.

Thank you.

I am five months pregnant.

I have not... told most people.

I've told my closest friends,
my family, my kids.

And I had told my mom pretty early on.

KRIS JENNER: Open your envelope.

- KHLOÉ: No. I've got chills.
- Kourtney!

Really?!

KENDALL JENNER: You're lying!

Twelve, twelve weeks?

She's not lying.

Oh, thank you.

KENDALL: Congratulations!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

It just happened naturally.

- Oh, my God!
- KRIS: Group hug, everybody!

The fact that she got pregnant
is just such a beautiful thing.

It's what's meant to be.

I'm so, so, so happy
that this happened for her.

I'm so happy for Kourtney and Travis.

They really wanted this so badly

and they didn't have instant success.

- DR. WOOD: What you really have
- KOURTNEY: Do you take...?

- is one good follicle.
- Okay.

DR. THAIS:
This is the best it's ever been.

We've never gotten to this point.

How are your doctors going?

Awful.

We are officially done with IVF.

So much love, so much,
so much prayer went into this

and I'm just... couldn't be happier

for this amazing blessing.

["DANCING ON THE MOON"
BY VANACORE MUSIC PLAYING]

It happened on Valentine's Day.

Yeah, of course.

I mean, people would always say to us,

"The second you stop trying,
it's just gonna happen."

And we stopped doing IVF
probably two months, maybe,

before our wedding.

And so, it took a year,
I think, for all of those

hormones and chemicals
to get out of my system.

- SPEAKER: Congrats.
- KOURTNEY: Thank you.

We were not trying whatsoever.
I didn't even check my ovulation anymore.

We decided to put it in God's hands.

I thought it was just not happening

and we were, like, accepting of it,

and then, God's plan.

The whole season, yes.

I'm tired thinking
about it with no caffeine.

I'm ready for a nap.

I don't think I'll ever fit
in your clothes again.

You guys, I ate
a real burger the other day.

I mean, it truly feels like a miracle,

being able to be pregnant
and have a baby with the love of my life.

So, we are going to announce our pregnancy

at the LA Blink-182 show.

And we have a little something planned.

We told a lot of people today.

- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
- ♪ Look out, here we come ♪

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

- DANIEL ROSEBERRY: Hi. Hi.
- KIM: Hi. How are you?

- Good, how are you?
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

So, I have a Met fitting
and my dress is made by Schiaparelli,

designed by Daniel Roseberry.

He's just the sweetest.
I love him so much.

And I heard you were into the look.

How could it be a little bit better?

- If I had a bra?
- Yes.

Okay, Daniel, I'm just warning you, North
can be critical.

I mean, I had John Galliano
fitting me for a dress

and North was giving notes.

I mean, this is just her vibe.

Okay, what are, what are
your notes on the dress you saw?

But first of all, such a compliment.

This is the first time North ever said,

"Oh, wow. That's beautiful."

- DANIEL: Hm.
- I never said, "Oh, wow."

KIM: Mm.

Hi, bubs. [GASPS] That face!

- NORTH WEST [OVER PHONE]: I love it.
- KIM: What?!

That's the first time I've ever heard you
say you love it!

We'll take it.

- Yeah, I'll take that.
- We'll take it.

Compared to the other
reactions I've heard.

- Okay, so, what are your notes?
- DANIEL: Yeah.

There's way too much gaps in the pearls.

I think we felt the same.
KIM: Yeah, we felt...

It looks like she's a Hawaiian girl

with her dress all ripped.

KIM: Okay, so, if we fix
the pearls by the leg

'cause those were all restrung for us.

The pearls look fake.

KIM: No, no, no, I think
you're wrong here.

These are very expensive real pearls.

I think you need a lesson on pearls.

We're not going for, like, flapper girl,

we're going for, like...
vintage, authentic... pearly girly.

It's looking, like, beachy.

- [DANIEL LAUGHS]
- KIM: Okay, so that's why

we covered the stomach,
so it doesn't look beachy.

It's, like, the diamonds were on it.

Mm.

This is my worst nightmare,
like... come to life.

[LAUGHTER]

Listen, you were very positive,

that's why I brought you
into this conversation.

You were very positive when you saw it.

I like the pearls.

I just don't like that it looks
like from the dollar store.

Mm.

It's like I'm being punked

the night before the Met.

Getting read for filth by a nine-year-old.

Have you liked the other Met looks? Like...

KIM: Yeah, tell us your vibe.

- Which ones did you like?
- I like, um...

My favorite one is the water drips.

DANIEL: Water drips was my favorite, too.

What about the Balenciaga
with my face covered?

NORTH: It looks like you're
getting covered by a plastic bag,

and you're suffocating, and you can't see.

When you were in my belly
and I wore that floral dress.

NORTH: I really don't like that one.

Nobody liked that one.

- I loved that one.
- KIM: I loved that one.

I cried when Robin Williams roasted me

and posted, "Who wore it better?"

Me and Mrs. Doubtfire.

I cried when I got home,
but now I love it.

Okay, I respect your opinion.

- Please just be easy on me today, okay?
- I am.

I'm not gonna lie.

I won't say it at all
if you don't want me to,

but I'm not gonna lie.

I would never ask you to lie, baby, okay?

- Deal. 'Kay.
- Okay.

Are you gonna stay for this?
Are we all doing the fitting together?

[LAUGHS] I'm so nervous now.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

KYLIE JENNER:
Kendall, this might be the one.

I think this is a moment, Kendall.

Your ass looks amazing.

CREWMEMBER: Give
different angles and, like,

let's take pics and see.

Like, what's another move?

[CROSSTALK]

KYLIE: Kendall, it's really good.

CREWMEMBER: You look better
than the rendering.

Always happy to be at the Met.

I always love going to the Met.

I feel like th... some of the most

fun parts about going is that

before it happens and we, like, discuss...

- Mm-hm. Yeah.
- ...our vibes together.

CREWMEMBER: Your body in this is insane.

[CROSSTALK]

I just think the sleeves
are such a moment.

I'm going with Marc Jacobs,

and I felt that he would be

a great visionary
for something that felt Karl.

CREWMEMBER:
I mean, these boots are so good.

KENDALL: The boots are pretty wild.

They are, uh, like, a Marc Jacobs classic.

They're very tall
and they can get kinda wobbly,

but they're great, um,
and they're just so sick.

But I'm already 5'11",
so I think I'm about 6'7".

Literally the tallest person in the room.

I don't know.

'Kay, I'm gonna finish my nails.

KENDALL: 'Kay. Thank you.

- KYLIE: I love it.
- SPEAKER: Love you, Kylie.

KYLIE: Love you.

- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
- That gonna give you, like, a wedgie?

KIM: In [BLEEP],
I just care about how it looks.

I don't care about being comfortable.

You look like the moon.

Ooh, I love that analogy. I love the moon.

We're gettin' somewhere.

There's a way to be honest

and not hurt people's feelings.

So, I want you to learn that
because there's a way to say,

"Ya know, I might not love that."

Ya know, I might not love
your necklace or your outfit,

but I'm just trying to support you

because, you know,
whatever you like, you know.

- Was that good?
- Yeah, that was a good start.

North won't lie and that's amazing.

So, I'm trying to teach her, like,

"You don't need to just jump in

and annihilate people for no reason."

Like, there-there's a way to soften it up

and just not hurt people's feelings.

KIM: Mm-hm. I think so.

- [CHOUPETTE GROWLS]
- SPEAKER: Ooh-la.

- [CHOUPETTE HISSES]
- Ooh-la.

Can I have this outfit?

Can you have this outfit
when I'm done with it?

After all of that?

Now you want this outfit? Hm.

'Kay, am I allowed to wear
th-these pajamas like this?

Yes.

North can be really a tough critic

and then she's the sweetest ever.

Let's go. What's the surprise?

She loves to plan surprises.

She's, like, the most
thoughtful girl ever.

[GASPS] Oh, my gosh, Northy!

Massages? For the three of us?

For me, Chris, and Mario?

- Who's working really hard tomorrow?
- [LAUGHS] No.

- Oh, no, it's for the three of us?
- Yeah.

I'm so touched.

In all of your harsh honesty,

you are very, very
thoughtful and I love you.

["BEST OF TIMES" BY NIGHT SWIMMER PLAYING]

♪ Dedicated to the better days ♪

Good morning.

Remember I told you
the filmers were gonna be here.

See? They're here.

It's about 7:00 a.m. now
and I wake True up every day at seven.

I always make
True's lunches the night before,

but I was working last night.

I didn't get home until close to 11,

so I am now scrambling
to do her lunch in the morning.

Oh, and it's theme week,

so they will be dressed in themes.

Okay, Tutu, I'm slowly
gonna turn the lights on.

We don't wanna be late on cowgirl day.

I normally get up at 4:30
so I can work out,

so then I could be done
right before seven,

and I run and do all this stuff.

You and Dream, let's talk about cuteness.

Kim, Kendall, and Kylie are

in New York City at the Met Gala.

Papa.

They're in their chaos and

they love that.

Hi.

I am in my chaos getting

the kids ready for school.

Did you tell him who they are?

Tatum, that's the filmers.

I finally feel like I have my rhythm

with balancing the two kids and I love it.

Oh, no, no, no. He loves to throw
these all around.

Okay.

- TATUM THOMPSON: Dada.
- KHLOÉ: No, I'm mama.

Why do you always gotta say dada first?

Throughout this entire year,

everyone has been giving me their advice

and suggestions on how to heal.

And I just need to get out
and drink a lot,

and just be on the scene,
and all these things,

which is so sweet of everyone,

trying to come up with solutions

that they think will make things better.

- Mama.
- Mama. Thank you.

But I don't think what people get is

I'm happiest when I am
with my family and everything.

Oh, sh*t.

And... and I don't
wanna be away from that.

He was trying to eat the cat food.

Okay, my love. Let's go.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Watch out, I'ma show you how ♪

♪ How to do it ♪

COREY GAMBLE: You're gonna get an Oscar.

[KRIS LAUGHS]

Half of my kids are at the Met Ball

having the time of their lives,

but I have this amazing

opportunity back here in Los Angeles,

and we're on our way to see Brian Grazer

to have a huge meeting
about a documentary about moi.

- Oh, hi.
- Hi. How are you?

- So good to see you.
- Wow. Almost a French...

- Uh, one of those French kisses...
- Almost, almost.

...because we were in France,

- ya know, together.
- Well, we're on... Ya know, it's a TV kiss.

- Very incognito. Nobody...
- This is it.

I... We pretend like they're not there.

- Wow, this is really stealth, isn't it?
- Yeah.

'Cause you said, "Can we come over?"

- KRIS: Right.
- But I didn't know what that meant.

- We.
- Yeah, yeah, I see.

- Now I see the we.
- Yeah, we.

- Well, you, of all people...
- Yeah.

- ...one of the biggest producers...
- Should understand this.

...of all time.

Here's the thing,
I've known you for a while.

- KRIS: Yeah.
- And I've watched the daughters,

all of them, all your people

- have flourished in t-tremendous ways.
- Right.

Um, not only happiness,
but wealth and happiness.

And there's really only one person

that has been the architect
of all of that and that's you.

My life for the last 15 years
has been documented on our show,

but this is a different
kind of storytelling.

This is telling my story
that no one's ever heard before

and learning things about me
that no one even knows.

So, the central narrative
of your story will be,

how did you all of a sudden assimilate,

take on the role of a business architect?

- [CHUCKLES] Yeah.
- Because...

- With no college and no training.
- I guess not.

- [LAUGHS] Um...
- KRIS: Yeah, yeah.

But I didn't even know that.

I mean, I knew no training,

but I don't know about the no college.

- Mm-hm.
- I don't know all the details

of the Kardashians and the Jenners
and the whole thing.

I'm sure the girls
will collaborate in some ways,

- and, uh, who knows how it'll work...
- KRIS: Yeah.

...but it... I know we're gonna have fun.

- KRIS: Yeah.
- Yeah.

- KRIS: We're gonna have a lot of fun.
- Yeah.

Y'all are the best. She's very lucky.

- Oh, thanks, Corey.
- KRIS: Yeah.

I feel the lu... like, the luckiest girl

'cause I get to work with you.

- I really, I really mean that.
- Wow, thank you.

- KRIS: I mean that.
- Thank you. I'll have to live up to that.

- KRIS: I know.
- Yeah, yeah. Well, I will.

So, what I need to know next
and your team will let me know,

- like, what do we do next?
- Map the plan.

'Kay, map the plan.

- Great, alright, cool.
- Yeah. M the P.

M the P. [LAUGHING] Very good.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Let me, let me sit and see.

I am incredibly excited

because, today,
I am going to interview Cici.

Am I in the camera
or do you need me higher?

Cici is actually my dad's first cousin

and she is the Kardashian family history.

- Are those questions?
- KHLOÉ: Mm-hm.

Oh, you already have questions?

I do.

- It's like a test. [LAUGHS]
- I know.

To our full Armenian side,
she is the gatekeeper to all.

And I just want stories
of my dad when he was younger,

of just family, of my mom.

She just knows it all

'cause she was around for all of it.

And then I'm gonna edit it up

and basically give
the videos to my siblings.

- Are you nervous?
- No.

Good.

It's like a time capsule,

but on video.

So, you know I've been

dying to do this with you

for so many reasons.

I gotta take advantage
of people while they're here,

and, like, in 30 years
I wanna watch this again.

Like, I just know this is som...
like, how we rewatch home videos,

how my dad would film all the time.

And that's such a blessing,
especially in hindsight.

I'm like, "God, thank,

- thank God he did that."
- I know, I know.

Hearing the sound of his voice
and just stuff like that.

I'm so grateful.

My dad d*ed when I was 19.

I barely have any photos
with me and my dad.

We didn't have cell phones
with cameras on them.

That's how old I am, kids.

But I would do anything to have
been able to interview my dad,

and watch it when I want to.

I know that our time
with one another is limited,

not just with Cici, with any of us.

And God forbid something happens,

and I said, "sh*t, I really should've

recorded her more or asked this question."

Okay, so, as silly as this is,
what is your relation to us?

My mom and Helen Kardashian
were sisters.

- And...
- And Helen Kardashian is

- my grandmother.
- Grandmother.

- On my dad's side.
- So, your dad and I were first cousins.

And our families were
as close as could be.

Growing up in that time was magical.

Every Saturday I went shopping
with your grandma, Helen.

She was a fixture on Rodeo Drive.

Everybody knew her.
They bowed down to her.

"Mrs. K", 'cause they
couldn't pronounce Kardashian.

They all called her Helen K.

And there I was, ya know, Cici.

And she was my mentor.

I always say I was reading
Vogue before Dr. Seuss

because she had these magazines
and all I wanted to do was be like her.

Is there one particular lesson
that you learned from my dad?

I mean, the lesson is family first.

When your mom and dad
were getting a divorce,

the phone would ring, Helen, calling me.

"What's she doing?
Well, you've gotta fix it."

She thought I could fix it.

Mm.

And your dad got mad at me

because your grandma said...
"Nobody can talk to her."

And I said, "I can't do that."

Because then I wouldn't be able to talk

to Kourtney, Kimberly, Khloé, and Rob.

- So, I was outed, and nobody talked to me.
- Yeah, I remember that.

And your dad didn't talk to me.

And he was furious at me 'til he d*ed.

And that's my biggest regret.

I mean, I know

for a fact, like,
not a question in my mind, that

my dad is so proud of you...

- Aww.
- ...and so proud that you have stayed

so close to us,

- so connected to us.
- Thank you, 'cause that's, like...

It's my biggest regret.

- It is.
- Yeah, but there's no way he's mad.

I "went up against" the Kardashians...

- Mm.
- and I wasn't supposed to.

Right.

I don't know if even you know this.

One day, during this time,

your grandmother, Helen,
went over to the house,

and she said to Kris, "Come outside."

She's screaming at her. Screaming.

"I worked so hard my whole life.

"You have ruined our family.

The Kardashian castle has crumbled."

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[HORSE NEIGHS]

KIM: I was so calm,
and literally my anxiety is kicking.

It is. I was so calm this whole time.

'Kay, guys, prayer.

Everyone in the room, come on.

- Let's do it.
- Mario, you always lead the prayer.

Um, thank you for this opportunity

to do the 10th Met Gala
with Kimberly today.

It's Met Monday and this is my 10th Met.

And it'll never get old.
Like, it is so fun and special.

Bless our hands, her hair,

her makeup, her clothing, her nails.

As far as the look and the feeling,

and everything that I want out of this,

I feel really good about it.

- Amen.
- ALL: Amen.

[CAR HONKS]

HAIRSTYLIST: Ugh, I'm so into this look.

- You look so pretty.
- Thank you.

HAIRSTYLIST: Are you so nervous?

I'm not nervous.
I'm just stressed. It's fine.

Okay, well, don't remind me.
Now I'm thinking about it.

I wasn't thinking about it.

What's the worst that could happen?

I fall and I make it look cute. [LAUGHS]

I do have really tall shoes on
and there's a lotta steps,

so, everybody, fingers crossed.

Pray for me that I don't
make a fool of myself.

- Keep drinkin'. It's gonna help.
- [LAUGHTER]

Maybe not the best idea.

KYLIE: We decided on the red dress.

I just think it's different
than anything that I've ever worn before.

I just love how classy it is
and it's timeless.

I'm honored and excited to wear this dress

and also be going to the Met again.

NORTH: Ooh, I look like a shining star.

♪

The... Feel like the stomach
part as tight as possible.

Can you go tighter?

♪ Woo, woo, woo. It is the Met Gala. ♪

KIM: Am I gonna be able to go
to the bathroom? No, right?

NORTH: Mom, you look so beautiful.

KIM: My gosh! Thank you.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Yeah, that looks hot.

KYLIE: Do you wanna do a picture with me?

♪

CHRIS APPLETON:
You look really pretty, Kim.

You look perfect.

'Cause you're gonna win, I can feel it.

[CROSSTALK]

KIM: Everyone but North,

do you wanna take a sh*t?

♪ Look at me ♪

♪ I'ma bring it, bring it ♪

- KYLIE: Hi, everyone.
- KIM: Hi!

KYLIE: You look gorgeous!

KIM: Oh, my God,

I'm walking out now. Stormi!

- You look insane.
- KIM: Oh, my God.

Who wants to wear my dress to prom
or their wedding after party?

- Me, me!
- KIM: Okay.

CHRIS: You guys look great.

KYLIE: Well, you look stunning.

♪

♪ Five, four, three, two, one ♪

- ♪ Countdown has just begun ♪
- [CROWD CHEERING]

♪ Five, four, three, two, one ♪

♪ Countdown has just begun ♪

KIM: Coming out of the hotel
with North is just so much fun.

I just love that we're having this moment

and we can talk about it.
Ya know, she really is into it all.

- [CROWD CHEERING]
- [CAMERAS CLICKING]

- [PAPARAZZI SHOUTING]
- Over the shoulder, Kendall!

Over the shoulder!

Can I take a tiny sh*t
just to have confidence?

Not that I don't have confidence.

[LAUGHTER, CHATTER]

CREWMEMBER: So, you're saying


Yes. [LAUGHS] 818 gives me confidence.

♪ In five, four, three, two, one ♪

♪ Countdown has just begun ♪

KIM: Oh, my God. Okay.

There's always something.

TRACY ROMULUS: I think you should jump
into Kylie's car...

KIM: Me and North?

CREWMEMBER 1: They can't be that far
in front of us.

CHRIS: I'm dead. The car's overheating.

Why don't we just keep going until it's...

CREWMEMBER 2: Turn the AC off.

TRACY: Turn the AC off?

Every year, something goes wrong on the
way to the Met.

Last year, we drove
completely past the entrance.

We missed the drop-off. [BLEEP].
Now everyone's gonna see us.

We're gonna have to get the cover.

We were supposed
to get out way back there!

Let's see how many seats Kylie has.

Maybe North and I will jump in there
and everyone in the Escalade.

Can someone call Kylie?

- Which one's Kylie's? sh*t.
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

CHRIS: [LAUGHS] "My car broke down."

Can you hear me?

It is such chaos.

Like, I'm trying to get ahold of Kylie

'cause I'm not gonna hitchhike to the Met.

NORTH: Your beads are coming off.

Oh, [BLEEP]. Like, what is happening?

DANIELLE LEVI: Wait, should we come
in the back, too?

KIM: Wow.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

LA LA ANTHONY: Good evening
and welcome to the 2023 Met Gala.

I am La La Anthony here on the steps

of the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh.

She's pretty.

It's just stop copying my mom

with those pearls.

- If you know what I mean.
- [DANIELLE LAUGHS]

But I love La La's outfit.
Shout out to her.

All North wants to do
is rate people's outfits.

And she loves to critique.

She loves... North is like

the new Joan Rivers, if you ask me.

What the heck is he wearing?

You wanna stand out
and everything, but blue?

And you can't really take it
seriously getting roasted

by a 10-year-old, ya know?

So, I never do, but it stings a little.

Paris Hilton! Shout out to Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton is the best.

She knew my mom
for, like, a hundred years.

- Not saying my mom's a hundred years old.
- [DANIELLE LAUGHS]

I would love to be honored of a Met Gala.



[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[NORTH GASPS, SQUEALS]

- Yes!
- ♪ Colors that burst inside your brain ♪

♪ They're makin' moves ♪

PAPARAZZO: Kim, you look stunning!

These are my favorite looks,

if you could tell.

Yeah, I got this.

Like, we're doing this.

I feel good about myself.

PAPARAZZO: Kim, can we see the
full look this way?

Besides the car situation,

this was a way less stressful Met for me.

Schiaparelli. Yeah!

PAPARAZZO: Hi, Kendall!

Kendall looks so good.

DANIELLE: So good.

♪

- I love your look...
- Thank you.

- ...a lot.
- I love your look.

I think it
suits you beautifully.

- KENDALL: Thank you for saying that.
- KYLIE: I stand by that.

No, no, no. Love your look.

The reason I love it is not only because
it's beautiful,

but because it just feels like
you right now or something,

- like, it just suits you really well.
- Thank you.

[KISSES] Thank you for saying that.

♪ We're bringin' it back ♪

- ♪ We're bringin' it back ♪
- Look how gorgeous she is.

♪ Bringin' it back ♪

- You guys are missing everything.
- Whoa.

- Nice purse.
- Look.

What have you got in there?

PENELOPE DISICK: What the heck?

SCOTT: Wait, what?

- It's just kind of cringe.
- It is cringe.

- Jared Leto k*lled it.
- [DANIELLE LAUGHS]

Pete Davidson.

- Hate it.
- NORTH: Hate it.

You're going to the Met Gala, Pete.

Not the gas station.

[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]

You know the weird thing about it is,

deep down inside, your grandma, Helen,

wanted your mom back in her life.

I remember when she married Bruce,

they were in People magazine,

and there was Helen.

"Look! She made People! She's in People!

Did you see Kris? Kris with a K?
She got in People!"

She carried that People magazine
around as if it was her child.

And that's when she was quote,

"not even supposed to like her."

She was so proud of her.

She was so proud that she rose up...

- Aww.
- ...and she survived.

- Mm-hm.
- She didn't crumble.

The castle crumbled.
Your mom didn't crumble.

She was proud.

And when your mom went over there before
he passed away,

- remember Kim snuck her in?
- Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.

Oh, don't even get me started.

What?

Well, they said their goodbyes.

I think they professed their love.

- Aww.
- And she said,

"You're the love of my life."

- Mm.
- And he said the same thing and he d*ed.

It just...

It was... fabulous
and amazing until it wasn't.

Mm-hm.

- And that's the truth.
- Mm-hm.

It was magical until it wasn't.

In that one day... it ended.

- [SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING]
- Yeah.

Cici just recharges my batteries.

I don't know how else to explain it.

She puts life into perspective.

She just makes me happy.
She is food for my soul.

The castle stopped crumbling.

- The castle did not crumble.
- Did not crumble.

- But I love you.
- We rise. I love you, too.

- More than you know.
- Thank you.

- Truly.
- Love you.

- I love you.
- Mm.

Thank you, thank you.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

- CHRIS: Woo! Give a round of applause.
- KIM: We did it!

- We did it!
- [GROUP CHEERING]

Another one!

The Met was so much fun.
I just had a good time.

I have Rihanna's train.

They sent me home with the wrong train.

Who wants to wear it around the hotel?

- NORTH: Me, me!
- LA LA: Oh, my goodness.

Northy, when you were
a baby, she held you once,

and you were so not into it.

And she said, "You're gonna love
me one day, girl.

Trust me, you're gonna love me."

- LA LA: Look at you.
- No pictures.

SPEAKER: What are you talking
about, no pictures?

KIM: Oh, wait, guys, this is Bad Bunny's.

So, where is my train?

Okay, no, we're going
to give the train back.

- NORTH: This is Bad Bunny's?
- DANIELLE: Still cool.

KIM: Hello!

Honestly, I can't wait to hear what North
thought of the Met and everyone.

Kim, um, was telling me,
like, all night, she's like,

"No, no, no, no, no.
It's great, it's great.

Your look is great. I love it,
I love it, I love it."

And then North and Penelope
were in my room after

and I go, "Oh, guys, like,
who was your favorite of the night?"

Then they were like, "You were actually
our favorite."

And I was like,
"Oh, my God, stop, really?"

And they were like,
"Yeah, we really loved yours.

You were our favorite." And I was like,

"Your mom said
she really liked my look, too."

And she goes, "She was lying.

She told me she did not like your look."

I was taken aback.

Whatever, but I was North's favorite,
so that's all that matters,

- I guess. And Penelope.
- Yeah.

- The kids always know.
- It's all about the kids.

It's all about the kids.

- Mm-hm.
- The cool, the cool, the hip kids.

What happened was
Kendall sent us two options

saying, "Which one should I wear?

This black and white one
or this all-white one?"

So, I said, "Wow, I liked
the white one better."

And shady, little North tells her that.

There's nothing I'd rather do

than not go to the after-parties tonight.

I might have a little bit of FOMO,

but I feel really good about this decision

- because I get to hang out with...
- [NORTH LAUGHING LOUDLY]

'cause I get to hang out with the kids.

North definitely has
a few things to still learn,

but she has the biggest heart,

and I'm so lucky I got to
share this experience

with North and Penelope.

This is my happy place,
just out of my dress,

in my pajamas,

eating pizza with my family, chilling.

Like, could not be happier.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ I was made for this,
I was made for this ♪

[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ You only got one chance
to make the crowd go wild ♪

♪ Fired up ♪

♪ Ain't nothin' gonna hold me down ♪

♪ Fired up ♪

♪ Pedal to the metal
with a t*nk full of gas ♪

Tonight is the LA Blink-182 show

and we have a little something planned.

- Hi, everyone.
- TRAVIS BARKER: What's up, you guys?

KOURTNEY: Travis wanted me
to show you guys my belly.

- RICH: Mm.
- [TRAVIS/KOURTNEY CHUCKLE]

I had to keep it quiet
for all the way up until now.

- So, we're... We have matching bumps.
- We already knew at Coachella.

- [CHATTER]
- I'm so happy for you guys.

Thank you.

Have you guys figured out any names

or playing with anything?

KOURTNEY: He has all the names.

His name is Rocky 13.

- Nice.
- [LAUGHS] If he's a boy.

["ALL THE SMALL THINGS"
BY BLINK-182 PLAYING]

This is huge news. Huge. Beyond.

This is crazy.
I've already cried, so whatever.

I'm gonna cry again, but it's fine.

It was actually Travis's idea

for the way for us to make

our pregnancy news known to the world.

I feel like we tell him.

He really wanted me to come out on stage,

but I get really shy.

We have a new plan, babe.

I just like not...

KOURTNEY: What I really want
is to just be in the crowd.

Just, like, leaning into it
and jumping up and down.

In All the Small Things video,

there's a girl with a sign that says,

"Travis, I'm pregnant."

And at every concert, there's people with
signs that say,

"Travis, I'm pregnant."

♪ All the small things ♪

♪ True care, truth brings ♪

Are we okay on time?

LIZ MULLER: I think we should head over.

KOURTNEY: Who knew this was
so complicated?

Kind of wish that it wasn't so separated.

LIZ: Well, we have a second poster board.

- Can we just throw this away then?
- SPEAKER: Yeah.

♪ Always, I know ♪

Should I practice my sign one time?

FRIENDS: Yes!

STEPHANIE SHEPPARD: Go be like,

and then turn like that,

so you can see the bump.

Like, just be, like...
you know, like... Yeah.

Exactly, exactly, exactly.

♪

- Kourtney, are you nervous?
- No.

Are you excited?

- [CROWD CHEERING]
- Let's go.

Who's gonna tell me when?

♪ Say it ain't so, I will not go ♪

♪ Turn the lights off, carry me home ♪

♪ Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill ♪

♪ The night will go on ♪

♪ The night will go on,
my little windmill ♪

[CROWD CHEERING]

- Hey, Travis!
- [BAND SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

- [CHEERING]
- Hey, Travis!

Someone's havin' a baby!

[CHEERING]

[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]

They're gonna make out now,
I just know it.

♪ Everybody has a dream ♪

♪ Something they wanna have ♪

♪ Some will give up everything ♪

♪ 'Cause they want it that bad ♪

It was just such a fun night.

Like, making the sign,
having all my friends there,

having our kids, my niece,
and all their friends,

and all Travis's friends.

And it being at the LA show.

[SQUEALING]

I would say most people got the reference

and thought it was iconic.

And, yeah, it was just such a fun way

to announce our pregnancy... to the world.

I think it was perfect. I'm just relieved

that I don't have to wear huge clothes,

and get worried about North
accidentally posting my belly.

I could've cried. I did.

Ati and I started crying.

I just... It was so special.

It was perfect... Now I'm gonna cry again.

Do you think people
thought that you were...

that Travis found out for the first time?

- Obviously, he knew.
- Yeah, 'cause he looked surprised.

SIMON HUCK: They're married.

He looked surprised.

- He looked surprised.
- He did, yeah.

I didn't wanna think
about that song and be like,

- "Okay, I gotta do somethin' right there."
- KOURTNEY: Yeah.

I was surprised.

- 'Kay, bye, Dad.
- SIMON: Bye, Bama.

- [KISSING]
- TRAVIS: I love you.

- Lizzy, be safe, 'kay?
- LIZZY: Yeah.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

That's my favorite.

KRIS: Next on the season finale
of The Kardashians.

- [MAKES WHOOSHING SOUND]
- KIM: Oh, my God, oh, my God.

I'm not an actress.

I am freaking the [BLEEP] out.

- DIRECTOR: Action.
- [WHISPERS] I hope I know my lines.

- DIRECTOR: Go again.
- What is it?

I don't know how
I'm gonna get through this day.

Today, I visit the Good American store.

- KRIS: Oh, my God, it's real.
- KHLOÉ: Hi, guys.

It's been tough, but we're here.

[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

We're on a tour bus!

[BOTH CHEERING]

- What's the... No, oh.
- Oh, no, this one.

She found out on the news, my mom.

- She wasn't very happy.
- KRIS: I woke up

and I thought I was being punked.

She forgot she had a family.

Tomorrow we are doing our gender reveal.

- You're telling me the day before?
- Mm-hm.

That's so Kourtney.

[GROUP CHEERING]

- [LOUD NOISE]
- [KIM SCREAMS]

["DANCING ON THE MOON"
BY VANACORE MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ But I don't mind,
that's just the way it goes ♪

♪ Sometimes we do ♪

♪ Sometimes we don't ♪

♪ But that's all right
long as we don't let go ♪

♪ You're, you're the one,
no doubt about it ♪

♪ Fall in love, can't live without it ♪

♪ No, no ♪

♪ It's true ♪

♪ Got me trippin' on myself ♪

♪ I don't want nobody else but you ♪

♪ I'm dancin' on the moon ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ I'm dancin' on the moon ♪

I'm missing Kylie.

Kylie?!

Can someone actually go tell her

she needs to get out here?

Kylie?

Kylie?!

- Took you long enough.
- KYLIE: I just [BLEEP] got here.

I'm my own makeup artist.

You came glam ready.

All you had to do was throw an outfit on.

- Let's just clear the air.
- Yeah.

So, let's do this thing.

[CHUCKLES]

[BELL TOLLS]