02x03 - Waste Mountain/Madcap Snap/What's My Line/Putting on the Dog

[bunniefuu]

Rudy's got the chalk.

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk ♪

Rudy's got
the chalk.

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪

Rudy's got
the chalk.

♪ The chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

Rudy's got the chalk!

♪ The chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalkzone! ♪

Man: Rudy, be sure

you put the steaks
in the freezer

so they don't
go bad.

Ok, dad.

Oh, dagnabbit.

Nobody drank
their cheeseburger
smoothies.

[Grunts]

Rudy?

Dad: Earth to Rudy.

Blah!

Yipes!

It's a 3-bag night,
Rudy.

Those cheeseburger
smoothies

went over like
a lead balloon.

Whoa!

Uh-huh. You better get those
to the dumpster

lickety-split.

Sure, dad.
I'll do it in a sec.

I just have to see
how this story
turns out.

Now, Rudy.

In a sec, we'll miss
the trash pickup,

and this mass
of liquid meat and cheese

will putrefy
in that dumpster
for a week.

Ok, ok. I'll do it
right now. Promise.

Oh, great.
I'm gonna run next door
to the bank.

See you in a sec.

[Whistling]

Man: Rudy, read me.

Read me.

Read me.

[Truck arriving]

[Beeping]

Oh, no!

The hook goes through

the hole.

Got it?

Yeah.

Now stand back.

No! Wait!

[Grunting]

Reggie. Whew!

I almost missed you.

So sorry,
customer tabootie,

but garbage pickup
for this stop

is 5:02 P.M.

The time is now 5:02
and 41 seconds.

[Laughs]

You are too late,
tabootie.

All clear, dad.

No! No!

You can't just
leave me here with this.

[Laughing]

[Scatting]

Oh, I can't let him
see these.

A chalk surface.

That's it.

Perfect.

I'll come back when
the coast is clear.

Hey, hey, you got
the trash out
in time.

Yes, by golly.

That's my boy.
You know, I'm proud
of you, Rudy.

You're finally

starting to accept
responsibility.

I really appreciate
you coming, penny.

It's not every day
a girl gets invited

to haul disgusting garbage
across town.

Oh, come on, penny.

I can't just
take anyone
into chalkzone.

This will
just take a sec.

We'll pull
the trash bags up
with this rope,

and then roll them
in the wagon over to
the school dumpster.

That's bullnerd's
last pickup.

You're sure
this is the spot?

I swear I left them
right here.

[Groaning]

[Both sniff]

Uh-oh.
The cheeseburger
smoothies

are eating through
chalkzone.

[Sniffs]

Eww! Cheeseburger
smoothies?

[Burp]

Cheeseburger
smoothies!

They're just as good
as they sound.

I've got a bag,
but I can't
budge it out.

On the count of 3,
pull me up. One...

2, 3. Whoa!

Rudy, what were
you thinking

when you dumped that
awful, gross goo
into chalkzone?

Ugh! I wasn't.

Boy:
Yo-del-lay-hee-ho!

I thought I saw
you 2 up here.

What you doing,

putting a skylight
into the magic
chalk mine?

Both: Magic chalk mine?!

Penny: If those
cheeseburger smoothies

reach the main chamber
of the chalk mine,

the magic chalk
will be destroyed.

Cheeseburger
smoothies?

Oh! I've turned
the most important place
in chalkzone

into a garbage dump.

Where's biclops?
Does he know?

Last I checked,
he was exercising.

Man: 105...

106.

107.

Oh, brother! When
biclops finds out
about this,

he'll hit
the ceiling.

If he still
has a ceiling.

He's not going
to find out.

I'm gonna drill
into this mountain
and catch that trash

before it ever
reaches the mine.

Way to draw, Rudy.

Here. You can
monitor my position
with this,

and this transmitter
will stay on top

of the cheeseburger
smoothies.

Come on, bucko.
Let's do some
drilling.

Hey, what's the--
hello?

That liquid meat
is toxic to anyone
made of chalk.

Oh, yeah, right.
Me--chalk. Gotcha.

You go down
to the mine.

Try to save
as much magic chalk
as you can...

Just in case.

Is this
a good spot, penny?

Penny: A little
lower to the left.

Ok, Rudy,
this should be
close enough.

Drill through
the side at
a 56-degree angle

to intercept
the trash.

[Grunting]

[Gasps]

Hello.

Hi there, big guy.

[Chuckles]

Rudy's working
on a big project,
you know,

and he--ugh!--
Needs some--ugh!--

magic--ugh!--
chalk. Ugh!

How much does
Rudy tabootie need?

Oh, uh, let me see.

All of it.

[Rumbling]

Just what is he
working on?

Oh, he's, uh--well,

he's just doing
a little remodeling
upstairs.

You tell
Rudy tabootie

that if he wants
magic chalk,

he must come for it
himself.

Those are the rules.

Rules. Yes,
it's very important
to have rules.

Penny: You
had better hurry.

The bags are
picking up speed.

If my calculations
are correct,

you should be
directly under them
now.

Yup. Definitely
cheeseburger smoothies.

Be sure to catch
the bags in
the metal wagon.

Anything made
of chalk will
dissolve away.

I know that, penny.

I have everything
under controool!

Rudy?! Are you
all right?!

Rudy!

Rudy!

Rudy!

♪ May I go? ♪

♪ Here I go,
roll down the Lane ♪

Huh?

Rudy tabootie!

Rudy! Give me
your hand!

Aah! Snap!

Whoa!

Ugh! Rudy, grab
snap's feet.

[Grunts]

Great, penny.

Yeah, great.

Now, how are you gonna
climb up that rope?

Oh.

Whoa!

Uh, hi, biclops.
You look great.

You been
pumping eyeball?

Have you done what
I think you have
done, Rudy tabootie?

Yes. Yes!

I dropped nasty,
wet garbage
into chalkzone,

so I wouldn't
get in trouble
with my dad!

Well, come on.
We've got to save

as much of
the magic chalk
as we can.

No, Rudy tabootie.

That would only
buy you time.

You must either save
the magic chalk mine

or leave chalkzone
forever.

Forever.

[Laughing]

Leave chalkzone
forever?

[Growling]

Bad meat!

Bad meat! Stay!

Come on, Rudy. There
must be something
you can draw

that'll stop
that bad meat.

Of course. Why didn't I
think of that before?

Rudy, I'm not sure

if this is
scientifically possible.

Maybe not
in the real world,

but it chalkzone,

if I draw
a freeze ray,
it's a freeze ray.

You did it, Rudy tabootie!

Now it's
cleanup time.

[Grunting]

Now?

[Beeping]

You sure there's nothing
in that dumpster?

I am absolutely
positive, father.

It is completely
empty.

[Screaming]

Reggie, you told me
that was empty.

It was, father!

I swear!

Bad dumpster!
Bad dumpster!

[Laughs]

Yes!
All right!

Snap: Cheeseburger smoothies?

And with all
the space fish rescued,

space action snap
returned to his planet

for a nice, hot slice
of plankton pie.

Woman: ♪ Rudy ♪

♪ I'm home ♪

Hey, mom, what's up?

Your popularity--
that's what's up.

Your little comic
strip has gotten
amazing feedback.

Check out
all this fan mail.

They love
madcap snap.

I'm so proud of you.

It took me 4 years

to get people
to write in my column,

but you--
you've got fan mail

after only 4 weeks.

Wow, I can't
believe it.

Believe it.

That snap character
of yours is famous.

I'll be back
in a couple of hours

to pick up
your latest strip
and take it to the paper.

What is snap
this time?

Huh?

Oh, a spaceman.

I must say,

it's nice to have you
drawing in the kitchen
for a change...

Instead
of disappearing
for hours

like you usually do.

Disappearing
for hours?

Oh, my gosh!

I got to tell snap
about his new
celebrity status,

if he remembers
who I am.

[Grunts]

Wet cement?

Hey! Snap! Snap!

[Grunting]

Hey, hey! This is
a hard-hat area here.

You're not snap.

Like snap
he isn't.

Hey, hey,
I just laid that
this morning.

Hey! Ow!

Keep back!
Hard hats only!

Keep back!
Hard hats only!

Keep back!
Hard hats only!

Whoa! Ooo!

Whoa!

Whoa! Ugh!

Ugh!

[Speaking French]

Mymadcap snap fans

must have been doing
chalk drawings, too.

Hey! Hey!

Ticky!

Oh!

Ow! Yuck!

Gross!

[Speaking French]

Ugh! Eww!

Hey, bunko,
watch where
you're standing.

Sorry.

Hey, partner,
if you're looking
for a fight,

well, you found one.
Now draw!

Ok.

Hey! Hey! Get along,
little dogie.

I got to find
the real snap.

Snap!

Snap!

Yeah, what
do you want?

Snap!

Snap!

That's my name.

Don't wear it out.

This is worse
than I thought.

Boy: Tear me off
some crunchy legs.

Wrapped in
knuckly goodness.

Argh! I fancy me
a creamy sauce.

Yo-ho-ho and
a bottle of chowder.

Argh!

I claims these crabs
as my own.

Scoundrel!

Argh!

Attention pirates,

you are all under
chalk arrest.

[Laughing]

No respect,
I tell you.

Boy: Hey,
let me out of here!

Snap, is that you?

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Oh, well,
there's plenty more

where they
came from.

Oh, my gosh,
I'm so sorry.

I was just looking
for my friend snap.

I mean,
the original snap.
Have you seen him?

The original snap?

Well, the original
snap is, uh...

Right here.

Snap, it's really you.

Rudy!

Oh, am I glad
to see you.

I've been going
bonkers here.

Yeah. Those snaps
are out of control.

Nu-uh-uh,
not snaps, snips.

I'm the only
true-blue snap,

but I had
to disguise myself

because those snips

were getting me
in all kinds
of trouble.

I keep
getting blamed

for all
the grief
they cause.

What are we
gonna do?

Down with snap!

I'll get you
for this, snap.

[Grunts]

Hmph!

[Both grunting]

[Growls]

Hey! Back off!

Why, i--

hey!

Hey...

This is cool.

Thanks, bucko.

So would you mind
telling me

what is going on?

Oh, I think
all of this is
my fault, snap.

I made you a star.

A star?

What do you know?

Is my head really
that round?

So you mean kids
are drawing me

because they see me
in your comic strip?

I'm afraid so.

That's where
all the snips
are coming from.

Oh, boy, what
are we gonna do?

I've become famous
in your world

and the most hated guy
in chalkzone.

People: That's right!

He did this!

I got to figure out
some way

to get snap
out of this.

Say...

I think I saw him
go this way.

Hey, over here.

Here!

Up here!
Up here!

Aah!

Ugh!

Man: There he is!

[All talking at once]

Oh, Rudy, did you have
to make me a star?

Rudy: Yes, but I
didn't stop there.

[Gasping]

Attention all snaps
not drawn by
Rudy tabootie...

All: That's us.

It's time for you
to drop what
you're doing

and climb aboard
the snap ship
boobyprize

to be transported
to a new place
in chalkzone

made especially
for you...

Planet snap.

[Cheering]

Wow! This is great.

A whole planet
just for us.

I can't wait
to get there.

I'm gonna start
a rodeo.

No. I'll start
a rodeo.

Yee-ha!

All aboard
for planet snap.

Say, this
is great, Rudy.

Yeah.

I programed
the snap ship
to make a trip here

every time
a new snip appears,

so you'll never
be bothered by
impostors again.

Would you like to do
the honors?

Sure, I would.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,
4, 3, 2, 1.

Blast off!

Oh, boy, this is
gonna be great.

[Snips talking at once]

Yup, that looks like
my kind of place.

My turn!

My turn!

My turn!

Me. Me. Me.

No. Hit me.

Oh, he got hit
last time.

You're such
an 8 ball.

Hold on,
Minnesota snaps.

I'm through bumping
my nose against
these lowlifes.

Aw, come on there,
cuey,

you were drawn
to play this game.

Nope.

I'm out.

[Sobbing]

Blocky, what's wrong
with you?

Snap, I don't deserve
to be in chalkzone.

I'm so badly drawn.

Blocko, you're just,
well, you know,
simple

like me.

You're not simple.

You have circles
and curves and a cape.

Look at me.

I'm nothing but lines.

Nothing but lines?

Lines can do anything.
Let me show you
what I mean.

Yeah, hey, hey!

♪ Lines, lines ♪

♪ what's my line? ♪

♪ Everywhere you look,
you see a cool design ♪

♪ lines, lines ♪

♪ it's all true ♪

♪ there's no end
to what a line can do ♪

♪ there's no end
to what a line can do ♪

♪ line, line, fishing line ♪

♪ toss it in a stream line ♪

♪ lunch line, bunch line ♪

♪ look-at-what-i-see line ♪

♪ lifeline, finish line ♪

♪ underline this headline ♪

♪ wanna miss
your deadline ♪

♪ better make a beeline ♪

♪ bottom line, borderline ♪

♪ brought up to the shoreline ♪

♪ there's a silver lining
for you ♪

♪ whoa-ho! ♪

♪ Lines, lines ♪

♪ it's all true ♪

♪ there's no end
to what a line can do ♪

♪ there's no end
to what a line can do ♪

♪ line, line, sideline ♪

♪ kite line, tight line ♪

♪ pickup line, airline ♪

♪ make-it-by-a-hair line ♪

♪ tie-it-in-a-bow line ♪

♪ express line, towline ♪

♪ that sure was a hot line ♪

♪ one untangled drop line ♪

♪ now we're going down
the line ♪

♪ hope we'll find
a through line ♪

♪ here we come right on cue ♪

♪ lines, lines ♪

♪ what's my line? ♪

♪ Everywhere I look,
I see a cool design ♪

♪ lines, lines ♪

♪ it's all true ♪

♪ there's no end
to what a line can do ♪

♪ there's no end
to what a line can do ♪

♪ there's no end
to what a line can do ♪

Ball: You're such
an 8 ball.

[Cheering]

♪ Marbles in my pocket ♪

♪ bubbles in gum ♪

♪ cherry on my sundae ♪

♪ and a thumb in every plumb ♪

♪ I'm on the dog ♪

♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I'm on the dog ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ ooo ooo ooo ♪

♪ drufus in the pudding ♪

♪ and you know
that we are puttin' on the dog ♪

♪ if you see me smiling ♪

♪ and you kind of wonder why ♪

♪ you can bet my fido's found
another piece of pie ♪

♪ I'm on the dog ♪

♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I'm on the dog ♪

♪ ooo ooo ooo ♪

♪ rover's coming over ♪

♪ and you know
that we are puttin' on the dog ♪

♪ dog, dog,
dog, dog ♪

♪ we're on the dog ♪

♪ doggy-doggy,
doggy-doggy, dog ♪