03x07 - Mother Tongue/Going Eyeballistic/The Ballad of Toe Fu/Golden Thumb

[bunniefuu]

Rudy's got the chalk.

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk... ♪

Rudy's got the chalk.

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk... ♪

Rudy's got the chalk.

♪ ...chalk, chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk zone ♪

Girl: We need bigger
and better fool shells.

No, not fool shells,
fuel cells.

Oh!

Penny, relax.

How can I relax?

If I keep messing up,

I'll never win
tonight's state
speech tournament

in orangeapolis.

Woman: What kind of talk
is that, penita?

Of course you'll win.

You got a perfect score
at the plainville
speech tournament.

The state tournament
will be a breeze.

Ahh. Thanks, mama.

And then come
the nationals.

No!

The nationals?

I didn't know
you were going to
the nationals.

I wasn't when
this started.

I just won a local
speech contest,

and my mother
got all excited,

and now I'm afraid
I'm going to
disappoint her.

Ack! Ack, ack,
ack, ack, ack,
ack, ack--

whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

You want to do this
speech contest
thing, right?

Yes. It's not just
for my mother.

Ok, so you'll do it
and be great
like always.

Right now, you need
a little r and r,

in chalk zone.

Ah, maybe you're right.

But we can't stay
too long.

Mom and I will be
leaving for
orangeapolis soon.

Uhh-uhh!

Huh-uhh.

Alternate fuel sources

must be found
to reduce pollution.

Penny!

Here it is.
The tower of babble.

Voice in sign: Ha ha ha!
Blah blah blah!

Ha ha ha!
Blah blah blah!

Mother tongue
will be
the perfect elixir

to get penny's mind
off her troubles.

Mother tongue?
Who's that?

Only the hottest
new act in
night zone.

What does she do?

Ah, you'll see.

Just make sure you get
the exit lick

on your way out.

Uh, exit lick?

[Jazz music playing]

[Music stops]

Hello, everybody.
Blah!

Yes, your mother tongue here.

♪ Hey, what do you say? ♪
what?

♪ What's the good word? ♪
all: What?

♪ I can take whatever you say ♪

♪ and turn it absurd ♪

♪ that's my schtick ♪

♪ I'm gonna give you a lick ♪

All: ♪ come on, quick,
and give us a lick ♪

♪ come on, quick,
and give us a lick ♪

♪ come on, quick,
and give us a lick ♪

♪ come on, quick,
and give us a lick ♪

♪ come on, quick,
and give us a lick ♪

♪ come on, quick,
and give us a lick ♪

Snap:
♪ come on, quick,
and give us a lick ♪

♪ come on, quick,
and give us a lick ♪

♪ come on quick ♪

Oh, boy, Rudy,
watch what
happens now.

Mother tongue: ♪ I'm gonna
give you the lick! ♪

[Applause]

Hiya, fuzzy wuzzy.

Feel like helping me
with a song lyric?

Sure, mother tongue.

Ok, Mr. Bear.

When 2 lovers woo,
they say...

Olive juice.

[Laughter]

Ha ha.
I would've said
"I love you."

Waiter, olive juice
for the bear.

Hey, skinny bones.

If I say "potato,"

you say...

Clamato!

[Laughter]
Clamato?

Oh, those
crazy shellfish
and their cars.

My poodle's cleaning
my belly button?

[Laughter]

Wow, she licks you...

And you start
talking gibberish.

Oh, man,
it's a riot!

I think
I've seen enough.

Oh, come on.
Live a little,
penny.

[Slurping]

Oboe!
Not my back!

[Laughter]

Ha ha ha ha.
Aardvark baboon socks.

Crumbum hay duty!

[Both laugh]

[Thinking] This could
really mess me up
for the speech contest.

Biscuits freely dress me up
for the peach gong fest.

[Laughter]

Oh, zen free,
lung tack!

Lung tack!
Lung tack!

Cleave me
to bull duty!

Penny's mother:
Penny, time to go!

[Gasps]

[Panting]
Uhh!

Ha ha ha!
Blah blah blah!

Ha ha ha!
Blah blah blah!

Ha ha ha!
Blah blah blah!

Math slip!

Did Rudy leave
already, penita?

Messy Lynn.

Yes, he should use gel
to keep his hair
from sticking up.

Well, I'll see you
down in the car.

Sniffle. Aah!
Roadblock. Aah!

Giraffe hook.

Aah! Ack-ack-ack-ack
ack-ack-ack...

Is everybody having
a good time?

Creamsicle!

Of a car!

Coal lot!

Butter fun,
my knees
won't club!

Whoa, easy there, Sonny.

Mother tongue,
i--i need your help.

Hey! I can talk!

Well, la-di-da.

[Laughter]

My friend penny left
without getting
an exit lick.

She's still
talking gibberish.

So? Just bring her
back here

and I'll lick her
all better.

I can't.

She's on her way
to make
an important speech.

You have to come
with me.

Sorry, Sonny,
no can do.

My show is only
halfway through.

♪ Hey, what do you say ♪

♪ what's
the good word... ♪

[Laughing]

You and I have got
to find a way

to get mother tongue
to penny

before she makes
that speech.

Ear ear, flucko.

Mother tongue:
♪ I'm gonna give you a lick ♪

All: ♪ come on, quick,
and give us a lick ♪

Penny, thinking:
I can talk normally.

I know I can.

I just have to concentrate.

You're up first,
penita.

Wonder university
bravo. Oh!

Yes, being state
speech champ

will look wonderful
on your university
application.

Now, go out there
and lick
the competition.

Heh heh heh heh.

[Grunting]
There it is.

I hope I'm not too late.

Sorry, kid.

Backstage is for

contestants and their
families only.

Uh, sorry.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,

the state
public speaking championship

is about to begin.

Ok, homing bacon.
Go find snap.

Driver, can't you
step on it?

I'm usually home
by now.

Follow me to Rudy.
Follow me to Rudy.

Follow me to Rudy.

Oh, whatever you say,
miss tongue.

Hey, you're not
my regular driver.

Oh, you caught me.
Hang on to your molars.

Aah!

Please welcome
our first speaker.

From plainville,
miss penny Sanchez.

[Applause]

[Thinking] Power.
Our world is constantly
in need of power.

Our world is constantly
in need--

ahem. Petunia.

Our glasses can nostril
knee-deep in Pete.

Uh...miss Sanchez
seems to be a little nervous.

Well, if penny chooses
to return,

she'll be our final speaker.

And so we'll now move on
to our next speaker.

Come on, snap.
Where are you?

Mother tongue:
Aah! Aaah!

Snap! Follow the portal!

You bought it, bucko!

Aah! Stop the car!
Stop!

Uhh! Hey!

Uh, I was told they needed
a blackboard backstage.

Oh.
All right, then.

[Sobbing]

Oh, penny.

Bob rhino chowder.

It's not so bad that
you need to use
slang, penny.

It's just
a speech tournament.

Rutabaga?

Penny, I think
I'm the one

who has made you
so nervous.

I've been pressuring
you to win,

but your happiness
means more than
anything to me,

and I'll always be
proud of you,

whether you win,
lose, or
even withdraw.

Both: Ahh!

Take a minute
and think about

what you want to do.

But whatever
you decide

is fine with me.

Penny, come here,
quick!

Duty, snored
carpet chewing.

No time to explain.
Uhh.

Now, snap!
Aah!

Ok, here we go!

Yuck!

Mother tongue: I'm gonna
give you such a tongue-lashing,

you won't speak straight
for a week.

Yes!
What in the world?

[Gasp]
Hey, I can talk again!

Oh, Rudy!

Oh, I've got
a speech to give.

Clean, plentiful hydrogen

is the fuel of the future.
Thank you.

[Applause]
Oh, a perfect score.

Miss Sanchez wins.

Yeah!
[Audience cheering]

You did it!

Penny, I'm so
very impressed.

Oh, thanks, mom.

Yow!
Chauffeur, eh?

Chauffeur, hey?
[Indistinct shouting]

Why, I oughta...

Snap: Crumbum hay duty.

[Laughter]

Rudy, voice-over: Snap and I
were hiking

across chalk zone's
giggling hills

when the giggling got
a little out of control.

Hill: Ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!

Hey, snap,
i--i think our hiking
tickled the hills

into a giggle fit.

Y-y-y-yeah.
And now they've got
the h-h-hiccups!

Rudy, voice-over:
The hills hiccuped so hard,

they threw us for a loop.

Hills: Hiccup!

Whoa!

Bushes, Rudy, and snap: Whoa!
Uhh!

Rudy, voice-over: And dropped us
right smack in the middle

of a dangerous patch
of eyeball bushes.

Penny: Wait a minute.

Why was it a dangerous
patch of eyeball bushes?

All the eyeball bushes
I've seen in chalk zone

have been benign.

Well, you've never
seen eyeball bushes

during their
germination season.

Germination season?

[Bushes grumbling]
Uh-oh, bucko.
We gotta vamoose.

Uh, why are
the eyeball bushes

looking at us like that?

Well, you see,
heh heh heh,

they get that look
in their eye
once a year, during--

aah! Germinatin' season!

Oh, get 'em off me,

get 'em off me!
Uhh!

Rudy, you gotta
draw something.

Uh, ok, snap.
Hold on.

Uhh! Come on!
Come on!

Aah!
Uhh!

There must be some way I can--

oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.

Aaaaah!

Aah! Snap!

Aah! They got me, too!

Aah!

Penny: Is that how
you see things through
those eyeball pods?

Yup, but that was
just the beginning.

You see, the only way
to get an eyeball pod
off your face

is to take it to where
it wants to go.

[Slurping]

And that was?

A new planting ground.

A place where
it can plant itself

and grow into
a new eyeball bush.

But how do you know
where that is?

You don't.
The eyeballs lead you

to where they want
to go,

and they don't let
anything stop them.

[Grunting]
Do you know where
we're going, snap?

No, my eyeballs
are pulling me.

Oh, mine too.

I just hope
they find a place

to plant themselves
soon.

[Gasp]
Oh, no!

I think the eyeballs
want us to cross

tuna fish canyon.

[Barking]

Now, how do they
expect us to get
across that?

How convenient.

We can use these
licorice ropes.

[Grunts]
Yeah!

We can tie these
licorice ropes together
and make a bridge.

Penny, voice-over:
Wait, those aren't
licorice ropes, they're--

Rudy, voice-over: Well, duh.

The eyeballs wanted us
to think they were ropes.

Otherwise, we might not have
dared to cross the canyon.

Penny, voice-over:
You mean, the eyeballs
made you see

what they wanted you to see?

Rudy, voice-over: That's right.

[Snake growls]

Penny, voice-over: Wow.

Thumbs up, Rudy.

[Puff puff]

[Both grunting]

Hang on, snap!

Don't let go!
[Grunting]

Yeah, right.

Like I want to be
in a tuna salad.

[Growling]

Rudy, voice-over: We made it
across tuna fish canyon,

but a greater danger
was yet to come.

Grizzly bear mountain,

a vast terrain of
snarling savagery.

Penny, voice-over: But, Rudy,

that looks like
a Teddy bear mountain.

Rudy, voice-over:
Don't you get it, penny?

That's what the eyeballs
wanted us to see.

A sweet old Teddy bear.

[Growling]

Great to meet you,
too! Huh!

[Growling]

Snap and Rudy: Whoa!

Hey, bucko,

climbing
Teddy bear mountain

is a breeze!

[Growling]
Rudy: [Laughs]
Yeah.

And it's sure making
our eyeballs happy.

Rudy and snap:
Whoooaaa! [Crash]

Oy ka-boy,

my eyeballs
are pulling me

into the amazing river!

Oh, mine too,

but the current's
too strong for us
to swim.

Oh, Rudy,
we'll never make it.

Look, a boat!

[Grunting]
Ahh!

Where's the motor?
Or paddles? Or oars?

I got that
problem covered.

[Growling]

Ahoy, eyeballs.
You're almost home.

[Snap and Rudy grunting]

Whoa!

Yes! Yes, I can see
normally again!

Whoa-ho!
Me, too!

Oh, we did it,
bucko.

We brought them
to their
planting ground.

Aww, cute little
thing, isn't it?

[Sniffling]
I feel sort of like

its parent
or something.

Oh, wait a minute.
I don't get it, Rudy.

If you were seeing
only what the eyeballs
wanted you to see,

then how do you
know about the snakes

and the bear
and the hippo?

Well, penny,
if you'd just listen
to what happened next...

Oh, my wittle
eyeballsy-wallsy,

you're so
cutesy-tootsy--

[gulp]

[All growling]

Rudy and snap: Aaaaah!

Penny, voice-over: Oh, I see.

Rudy: Seeing is believing.

Penny: I don't get it, Rudy.

[Howling]

[Smacking]
Oh. Hey.

Ow. Hey.
Ooh. Ah.

Oh! Ow!
Ooh! Ow!

Watch it! Hey!

Uhh! Ow!
Oh, Tommy, stop it!

[Laughs]
Aah!

Ow! Hey!
Quit it, Tommy!

Cut it out,
Tommy tongue depressor

see how you like it.

Whoa! Wait!
Oh! Whoo!

Hey, hey, hey.
Uhh.

There are better ways
to solve problems.
In this world.

[Playing country tune]

Let me tell you
a story of a guy

who could go
toe-to-toe
with anybody

and win without
lifting a finger.

♪ There are tales that are told
of a dude so bold ♪

♪ he was too good to be true ♪

♪ though he knew every part
of the martial arts ♪

♪ he preferred to exist
as a pacifist ♪

♪ he could win every fight
without using his might ♪

♪ and the name of
that righteous dude ♪

♪ was toe fu ♪

♪ toe fu ♪

All: ♪ toe fu ♪

What was he?
A stinky-dink toe
or something?

Yeah, like this one?

Quit it, tongue boy.
Snap: Hey, hey, chalk scouts.

If you'll pipe down
and listen to the story,

you might just learn something.

♪ We were all out of luck ♪

♪ when the terrible
knuckle sandwich ♪

♪ came our way ♪

Look out for
the flying fist!

♪ When he landed a punch,
you lost your lunch ♪

[Screaming]

Eee-yah!

♪ The toe fu fought back
with just a brown paper sack ♪

Look! He can't fight
his way out of
a paper bag.

[Laughter]

♪ Then he dropped him in
a recycling bin ♪

[Banging]

♪ A good citizen
through and through ♪

[Gong]
♪ that's toe fu ♪

All: ♪ toe fu ♪

♪ toe fuuu ♪

♪ he tied the bubble gum
spider up ♪

♪ with some 8-legged
yoga moves ♪

Mad stallion! Run!

♪ And the mad stallion
was made friendly and calm ♪

[Horse neighs]

♪ When he massaged
that horse's hooves ♪

[Neighing]

♪ He made
everyone's life improve ♪
[Gong]

♪ Toe fu ♪

♪ toe fu, toe fu ♪

Wait a second.
Hoof massage?

Yoga positions?

Doesn't this
toe fu guy

ever get down
and fight anybody?

Hmm. Craving some action,
huh? Ok.

♪ He had gone to explore
the ocean floor ♪

♪ when he
found himself surrounded ♪

♪ by the worst bunch of creeps
that prowled the deep ♪

♪ they all wanted a go
at that peaceful big toe ♪

♪ so he had to wail
with his big toenail ♪

Hee-yah!

[Indistinct shouting]

♪ 'Cause it's true that toe fu
was a gentle dude ♪

♪ who didn't like
to kick tushy ♪

♪ but it just makes sense
when it's self-defense ♪

♪ and the crowd gets
rowdy and pushy ♪

♪ you got to serve up
a little Sushi ♪

♪ and nobody
could serve seafood ♪

♪ like toe fu ♪

♪ toe fu ♪

Hey! Didn't you kids
learn anything from this song?

I wish toe fu
were here right now

oh, boy,
he'd teach you
a thing or--

heee-yaaa!

[Indistinct shouting]

[Laughing]

Thank you, toe fu.
[Gong]

All: ♪ toe fu, toe fu ♪

♪ toe fu, toe fu ♪

[Howling]

[Humming]

♪ When my stars
are not aligning ♪

♪ and my luck seems at an end ♪

♪ and there are no
silver linings ♪

♪ I just wait till
the golden thumb
comes up again ♪

♪ when my
fortune cookie's empty ♪

♪and my rabbit's foot
hops 'round the bend ♪

♪ I don't let
dark spirits tempt me ♪

♪ I just wait till
the golden thumb ♪

♪ wait till the golden thumb ♪

♪ wait till the golden thumb
comes up again ♪

♪ I'll just wait till
the golden thumb ♪

♪ comes up again ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk zone ♪