03x14 - Howdy Rudy/att*ck of the Rudisaurus/The Really Big Talent Search/Livin' It Up

[bunniefuu]

Rudy's got the chalk!

♪ Rudy's got the chalk
the chalk-a-chalk-chalk ♪

♪ so Rudy's got
the chalk-a-chalk-a-chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk
the chalk-a-chalk-chalk ♪

♪ so Rudy's got
the chalk-a-chalk-a-chalk zone ♪

Rudy's got the chalk!

♪ Rudy's got the chalk
the chalk-a-chalk-chalk ♪

♪ so Rudy's got
the chalk-a-chalk-a-chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk
the chalk-a-chalk-chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk
the chalk-a-chalk-chalk ♪

♪ so Rudy's got
the chalk-a-chalk-a-chalk zone ♪

Rudy's got the chalk!

♪ So Rudy's got
the chalk-a-chalk-a-chalk zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk chalk chalk chalk
chalk chalk ♪

Man: Stage left, Mr. Bulnerd!

You and your dog enter
from stage left!

Come on, dumpster!

Nice dumpster!

[Crash]

[Whining]

Oh, why did I volunteer to run
the talent show this year?

Rudy: Mr. Wilter!

Here's our puppet theater
we were telling you about!

Well, well,
well, this is
very impressive!

Rudy did
most of the work!

Yeah, but we designed it
together!

And penny made
some great animal puppets!

Reggie: Ha ha ha!
A puppet show, tabootie?

Ha ha ha!

Puppet shows are dumpy,
sissy, wimpy entertainment!

My talking dog act is
way superior to that!

Oh, really?

Yes, really!

We'll just see which act
the audience likes better,
Reggie.

Yours or ours.

Now, now,
it's not a competition!

Reggie, do a little
of your routine and move on

so that other people
can do their dress rehearsals.

Ok!

Behold!
Da-da-da!

Dumpster the talking dog!

[Growling]

Dumpster, who was the greatest
baseball player of all time?

[Roof]

That's right!
The answer is babe Ruth!

Check out Rudy's
old MacDonald puppet,
Mr. Wilter!

We're doing a fresh take
on an old classic.

I worked on it for weeks.

And it shows!

Reggie: Now, dumpster,

what is the name of the thing
on top of a house?

[Roof roof roof roof]

Roof!
That is also extremely correct!

[Roof]

Hey! Come back here!

Stop!
Dumpster!

Give it to me!

Give it to me!

[Growling]

No!
No!

Mr. Bulnerd!

Look what your dog
has done!

Oh, we'll never get this
back together!

And showtime is
just an hour from now!

Uh...I'm afraid you two will
have to drop out of the show.

Oh, how sad!

No hippy-dippy
puppet show.

Boo-hoo!

There won't be
any talking dog
act either,

Reggie.

You and dumpster are
out of the show!

No!

All: Huh?

We'll get a new
and better puppet
before showtime

that will roll
all over you and
your dog, Reggie.

Come on, penny!

[Indistinct chatter]

Heh! Ugh!

I'll draw us a puppet
that'll be so lifelike,

it'll cream Reggie!

Oh, darn!

Snap: Ow!

Hey, bucko!

So, what's with
the flying puppet parts?

Rudy has
to make a new star
for our puppet show.

A new star?

Hey, why not
let me be a star?

A living, breathing,
no-strings-attached puppet

would really wow
the audience!

No, snap!

You're too big to fit
in the puppet theater,

and anyway--
yeah!

Huh?

With a living puppet,

we could stick it
to Reggie big time!

Rudy,
what are you doing?

You swore you'd never
draw a living thing
in chalk zone

except in the most dire
circumstances!

Yeah, bucko!

You said you didn't want
the responsibility!

This is
a dire circumstance.

We can't let Reggie
just chew us up
and spit us out!

And anyway,
I'll be careful!

I'll draw a simple,
friendly, talented puppet

who will appear
in the real world

for a few minutes
and then come straight back here

to entertain his owners,
uh, somebody like, uh...

Howdy, Rudy!

[Piano playing]

Heh heh!

Where is your new
and improved puppet,

tabootie?

Someplace safe
from your dumb dog, Reggie.

My dumb dog is not nearly
as dumb as your puppet show!

Ha ha ha!

Ok, we're next!

I hope howdy Rudy
has learned his lines.

[Applause]

How wonderful!
Thank you, Michelle!

And now,
we have a special treat!

A puppet show created
by Rudy tabootie

and penny Sanchez!

Sure to satisfy audiences
of all, uh, tastes!

They will be performing
their own version
of the classic,

"old MacDonald
had a farm."

Take it away!

Bo-ring!

[Rap music playing]

Hello Chester a. Arthur
elementary!

Hey, you're a great crowd!

Now, before I get started,

I think we should all
give it up big time

for Mr. Horace wilter,

who has done
a too-cool-for-school job

of putting this whole
talent show together.

Oh, and wasn't
that Michelle great?

What technique?

[Applause]

Oh! Ok!

Ok! Ok! Ok! Ok!

♪Ol' macd' had a farm-farm ♪

♪ with an ee-i-ee-i-ee-i ♪

♪ ol' macd' had a farm-farm
with an ee-i-ee-i-o ♪

♪ and on this funky farm
he had some animals ♪

♪ a mooer and a quacker
and a clucker and an oinker ♪

♪ ol' macd' had a farm-farm
with an ee-i-ee-i-o ♪

♪ with a moo-moo here
and a moo-moo there ♪

♪ quack-quack here
and a cluck-cluck there ♪

♪ and an oink-oink here
and an oink-oink there ♪

Hey! There's Reggie bulnerd
and his dog, dumpster!

That's who you're gonna see
after me!

♪ Roof-roof here
and a roof-roof there ♪

♪ here a roof, there a roof,
everywhere a roof-roof ♪

Right, Reggie?

Cackle!

Ah, please!

♪ ...with an ee-i-ee-i-o ♪

♪ ol' macd' had a farm-farm
with an ee-i-ee-i-o ♪

Oh!

[Audience gasps]

[Growling]

Whoa!

[Screaming]

Howdy! Howdy!
Where are you?

There, there, son.
Take it easy!

You took
a pretty bad spill.

Rudy!
They're out in the hall!

[Whining]

[Barking]

Here, dumpster!
Here, dumpster!

Howdy!

Where are you,
howdy?

My talent show is evolving
into chaos!

Rudy! Reggie!

[Panting]

Oh, I wish we had
a flashlight
or something.

Wait a minute!

Hey, guys!
What the heck is--

shh!

[Whimpering]

Good doggy.
Oh, hi, guys.

Uh, isn't this just
the nicest coat of fur
you've ever seen?

Huh? Huh?

All: Oh, yeah.

Whatever you say.

Uh, guys,
can I go home now?

Of course.
Absolutely.

Just come this way, buddy.

Aah!

[All scream]

Rudy!
What's happening to me?

No, no!
Dumpster, stop!

Ooh!
I'm melting!

Aah!

[Whimpering]

That's the most horrible thing
I've ever seen!

Oh, what have I done?

Mr. Wilter: I think I hear
voices down this way!

Come on, Reggie!

Well, Mr. Bulnerd,
there's your talking dog!

I'll see you in detention
for the rest of your life!

Rudy:
Oh, I feel just terrible!

I never should have brought
howdy to life.

What a horrible way
to go,

to be slobbered
to death.

Yeah,
poor little guy!

He'd never been
erased before!

Never erased
before?

Do you think?

[Cheering]

Hey, bucko!
Buckette!

Look who's puttin' on
a show!

He showed up here a few seconds
after dumpster licked him!

I tried to call you guys,
but you erased the portal
too fast!

I guess if
you're created
in chalk zone,

you've got
one erasure
coming to you.

Howdy!

Howdy, Rudy!

♪ Ol' macd' had a farm-farm
with a ee-i-ee-i-o ♪

Rudy:
Oh, what have I done?

[Telephone rings]

Mildred: Hello!

Oh, hello, Mr. Wilter!

[Grunting]

Oh!

"Big test Thursday."

Oh, no!
That's today!

I didn't study!

Mildred: Rudy!

[Rudy coughing]

Hi, mom!

Oh, I don't feel
so good.

[Sniffling]

I don't think
I can--

[ah-choo]

Go to school today.

You're dripping wet.

Have you got that flugelhorn flu
that's going around?

Mr. Wilter?

Oh, I'm afraid Rudy won't be
needing that permission slip

for the field trip
to dino-might park today.

He's sick,
poor thing.

Field trip?

Uh-huh? There's a test
next Thursday?

Next Thursday? Uh!

On the material
the class will learn
at dino-might park today?

[Muffled voice]

Well, I guess Rudy
will just have to study
the book, then.

Ok, have fun
on the field trip.
Bye-bye.

Well, this says you're normal,
but you look terrible.

Mother knows best.
You're staying in bed.

You get plenty of rest,

and I'll check in on you
in a few hours.

This stinks.

Aw, I really wanted to go
to dino-might park.

Say...

Maybe I can go
on that field trip after all.

Here we are, bucko.

The chalkzone side
of dino-might park.

[Dinosaur roars]

Yeah. They got a whole wall
for kids to draw on.

Every kid who visits the park
is invited to do a drawing.

Huh!
Whoa!

Announcer:
Welcome to dino-might park!

Where you can see the way
dinosaurs might have lived

millions of years ago.

Welcome to dino-might park!

I have 13 permission slips!

I see 16 kids!

I need permission slips
from everybody!

Rats! My mom already told wilter
I was sick.

I can't just show up now,
especially without
a permission slip.

Maybe you could go
incognito.

You know...

Wear a disguise
or something.

That's a great idea.

I can go as one
of the exhibits.

Well, uh, this is
a little more,
uh, ha ha,

grandiose than
what I had in mind.

Climb aboard
the rudosaurus.

Don't mind if I do.

Where to, captain?

Let's catch up
to my class.

Oh, there they are.

Let's see if we can
get over there

without being noticed.

Mr. Wilter:
Pay attention, class!

You'll be tested on this
next week.

The maiasaura
laid its eggs

in the Montana mud
millions of years ago.

Snap, take over the controls
so I can take notes.

Sure, bucko!

Oh, this is a lot harder
than it looks.

Whoa!

Aah!

Aah!

Reggie!
I warned you.

No horseplay.

Aah!

Theme park voice:
The pterodactyl
evolved into birds

but did not fly
in a continuous circle.

Wow, look at that thing go.

Come on!
Let's get a better look.

[People screaming]

Announcer:
Please remain calm.

Exits are located
near the concession pavilion.

Please remain calm.

Exits are located
near the concession pavilion.

Oh, no! We'd better
get out of here.

Flyin' fossils!

Where'd that thing
come from?

Riley!
Get the wicked wench mobile!

Steer us toward
the chalk wall.

I'll climb
into the mountain.

Get ready
to draw the portal.

There it is.
And the coast is clear.

Whoa! Back it up, snap.

We'll have to find
another way out.

There, there.
The danger
has passed now.

There's nothing
to fear but...

Fear itself!

Snap: Whoa! Rudy!

You gotta draw something!

Oh, yeah. Magic chalk
only works in chalkzone.

Uh, maybe this'll work.

Since this dino
is a chalk drawing,

I can just erase
part of him,

and the hook won't have
anything to hold onto.

[Screams]

All righty there.
I'm freaking out over here.

I'm too young
to become a fossil fuel.

Don't worry, snap.
It's not a good day
for extinction.

Aah! Uh!

Mr. Tabootie!

Did you bring
your permission slip?

[Coughs]

Ah-choo!

[Teeth chattering]

Mom: Well, I hope
you learned your lesson.

I should ground you,
but there's no need.

The doctor says
you'll be in bed
for at least a week.

Ah-choo!

♪ But ♪
look on the bright side.

You'll have time to study
for next week's test.

Man: Flyin' fossils!

[Roars]

No more Mr. Nice clops!

[Screaming]

[Grunting]

[Burps]

Help!

Ha ha ha ha!

Nothing can save you now!

Not so fast,
evil monster!

Back off, biclops!

Do not make me use
my megafist.

Bug off, super snap!

Here.

Whoa!

Oh, no!

I am too late!

[Laughing]

Your breath smells.

Have you been eating
airplanes again?

Oh, dear. I'm sorry,
miss rapsheeba.

Does anyone have a mint?

Man: Cut!

A mint!

Biclops, baby!

Monsters
don't eat mints.

Sorry, Cecil b.
I'm just not
the monster type.

The magic of the movies
was tempting,

but my true calling
is back at the chalk mine.

Perfect!

All right, everybody!
Pack it up!

This movie is finished!

Finished? But we was
just getting started.

Oh, come on!

I've been waiting
my whole life
to be a movie star.

You can't stop
filming now.

Snappola, I only have
the film crew for today.

Where am I gonna find
another giant
like biclops?

Don't worry, Cecil b.

I'll find you
another 50-foot actor.

Oh, really?
Then make it quick.

Or you'll never fly
in this town again!

Giants, giants, giants.
I gotta find a giant.

Yeah, baby, yeah.

So tell me,
you wanna be in a movie?

Waah!

Is that a no? Whoa!

[Yelps]

Ok, I get the message.

I'll find
a more mature actor.

♪ Roar, roar ♪

Yeah, that's nice,
Sally,

but an angry roar
sounds lower
and harsher.

Hmm...angry. Angry!
Oh, right.

Ok, let me try again.

♪ Roar ♪

Oh! I'm so sorry.

Oh! That never happens
to me.

[Sobs]

I'm so ashamed!

Too bad.
That kid had talent.

[Coughs]

Back off,
or I'll eat you next!

[Yelping]

How was that?

Perfect.
You're our new monster.

Oh, goody, goody, goody!

Now, I'll expect
my own private Lily pad,

a fresh case of golden
worms every morning,
and some--

sorry, pal, no can do.

This movie's on a budget.

Wait! You haven't
even seen the full power
of my tongue!

Watch this.

Aah!

I can't believe it!

Snap's found
the perfect monster!

Roll 'em!

[Snap screams]

Cecil b.: Wonderful!

Snap's already
rehearsed the scene
with the new monster!

Time-out here!

I'm not wearing
my stunt harness.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

I'm gonna be sick!

Aah!

Uh! This is t*rture.

Then why put up
with it, snap?

You should just quit.

What, and leave
show business?

[Fighting, grunting]

Snap: Ow!
Watch the face! Aah!

♪ we're livin' it up
out in the hahamas ♪

♪ we're livin' it up
by the wait and sea ♪

♪ we're livin' it up
in grassy pajamas ♪

♪ we're livin' it up
by the wait and sea ♪

♪ we're livin' it up
out in the hahamas ♪

♪ we're up in the palms
in our grass pajamas ♪

♪ we're livin' it up
in grassy pajamas ♪

♪ we're livin' it up
by the wait and sea ♪

♪ we're livin' it up,
we're riding on llamas ♪

[Indistinct]

♪ We're livin' it up
in grassy pajamas ♪

♪ we're livin' it up
by the wait and sea ♪

♪ whoa oh oh ♪

♪ we're livin' it up,
livin' it up ♪

♪ whoa oh oh oh ♪

♪ we're livin' it up
out in the hahamas ♪

♪ we're livin' it up
by the wait and sea ♪

♪ we're livin' it up
in grassy pajamas ♪

♪ we're livin' it up
by the wait and ♪

♪ wait and--
wait and sea ♪

♪ chalk, chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪