03x16 - Purple Haze/No Place Like Home/Disaster Park/I Need a Song

[bunniefuu]

♪ Chalk, chalk! Chalk! ♪

- Rudy's got the chalk!

- ♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalkzone ♪

- Rudy's got the chalk!

- ♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk! ♪

♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalkzone ♪

- Rudy's got the chalk.

- ♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk! Chalk! Chalk! ♪

♪ Chalk! Chalk! Chalk! ♪

♪ Chalkzone! ♪♪

- ♪

- Rudy: Well, here we are,
comicopia!

The unconventional
comic book convention.

- Crowd: [Speaking gibberish]

- Unconventional is right.

- [Laughs] Yeah,
I can't wait to get inside

and get the next edition

of Ronnie lox's
"space bagel" series.

- Oh, me too, I've been
waiting here since yesterday

to get mine.

- Both: Since yesterday?

- ♪

- Rudy, I am not waiting
in line all day

to get some dopey comic!

- Okay, okay, I hear you.
We'll find a shortcut.

- Both: [Panting]

[Panting continues]

- Penny: According
to my calculations,

the comicopia convention
should be right around

that moon over there.

- [Monkeys squeaking]

- Great, and once we find
a place to make a portal

into the convention,
these space bagel costumes

will help us blend in
with the crowd.

- ♪

- [Moonkey squeaking]

- Ooh, these "moonkeys"
are so cute!

- [Moonkey chuckling]

- Hey, hey, hey, they don't call
them "moonkeys" for nothing.

- [expl*si*n blasts]

- ♪

- Snap: Uh...Wasn't this
a full moon just a second ago?

- This cloud is eating
outer space!

[Yells]

- [Moonkey squeaking]

- [Moonkeys squeaking]

- I think it's more accurate
to say that the cloud dissolves

all the chalk matter it touches!

- In other words...Aaahhh!

- Rudy: Come on,
we better investigate.

- According to
our density readers,

this haze is hundreds
of feet thick

and it spreads
in all directions!

And it appears to be moving
towards chalk earth!

- Rudy tabootie,
you must come back!

Chalkzone is in grave danger.

- I read you, biclops,

but how do we get
past this cloud?

- Find the creative solution.

As protector of chalkzone,
you must get down here and...

Well, protect chalkzone!

- Biclops is right.
I'm protector of chalkzone.

We're gonna have to risk
flying through the cloud.

I have an idea.

- They are attempting re-entry.

- ♪

♪

- All: [Cheering]

- But where are the other
two chalkonauts?

- [Yelps] Oh, no!
Even my chalk's dissolved.

- ♪

- I hope this
water softener helps.

- [Bouncing]

- Oh, thank goodness
you're okay.

- Where's penny?
- And my man snap?

- That was some quick thinking
on Rudy's part.

- Announcer:
Welcome to comicopia!

The unconventional
comic book convention!

- Snap, look!

- Snap: "The haze that ate
New Jersey."

- Penny: This is the booth
for Ronnie lox's

new space bagel comic book!

He must be the guy who drew
the cloud on the blackboard!

- Well, let's find him,

maybe he'll tell us
how to stop the haze!

- Well, this worked before.

- ♪

- All: [Cheering]

- Biclops: Quick! Quick!
Turn off the fans!

The moonkeys will be dissolved
if the cloud blows farther up.

- Ugh, you're right,
and everything else

in chalkspace too.

I need a new idea fast!

- Announcer:
Attention, comicopianados!

Ronnie lox is signing his newest
space bagel comic

right now
in the slime monster gazebo!

- Slime monster gazebo?
Where's that?!

- Over there!
And we have to get there fast.

Let's cut through here.

- ♪

- Who dares to enter
the water wars?

- Aah! My tushy, my tushy,
my tushy, my tushy, ow, ow!

[Screams]

No, stop, please!

- It's just water, man, chill.

- No!

- Buckette!
You saved my life!

- Penny: It's Ronnie lox!

- [Dripping]

- ♪

- Hey! Stay behind
the yellow line! Please!

Ugh!

- Penny: Excuse us! Please!

We have to see what happens
in the book!

- Hey! Get your germy selves
back behind the yellow line!

- I have to see how this book
ends, Mr. Lox!

"To be continued?"

- Oi-kaloy, it doesn't tell us
how to stop the cloud!

- [Screams] Germs!

- Mr. Lox! You must tell us
how to stop the purple haze!

- And reveal the inner bagels
of my brain?

Never! You'll just have to wait
for the next book.

- But if you don't tell us,
everything will be destroyed!

- Even the cute little moonkeys!

- Moonkeys? How did you know
about the moonkeys?

I'm not putting them
in the space bagel series

until my next book!

You've been spying on me!
[Screams]

Keep away! Keep away!

- Intruders!
- Crowd: [Angry chatter]

- My digestive enzymes of death
will break you down!

- Uh! Uh! Take that
in the name of the beard!

- Prepared to be sauced!

- Both: Okay?

- ♪

- Birds: [Chirping wildly]

- Rudy: Okay, I put extra layers
on this super vacuum cleaner,

so it should be strong enough
to hold the haze long enough

for me to redraw the portal and
squirt it into real world

where it can't hurt anybody.

- All: [Cheering]
- Good luck, Rudy!

- ♪

- All: [Cheering]

- ♪

- [Bag popping]

- ♪

- Here we go again.

[Screams]

- Hey, loxie, loxie, loxie.
- Mr. Lox! Mr. Lox!

- Come out wherever you are!
- [Screams]

You're invading
my personal space!

Keep your germs away from me!

- Both: [Yelping]

- ♪

- [Elevator dings]

- He's getting away!

[Grunts]

- Snap: [Yelling]

Ow, ooh, ow, ooh, ow!

- [Groans]

- [Bell rings]

- Keep your distance!
Stay back! Who are you?

Why are you trying to put
the schmear on me?

Can't you see I need
my personal space?!

Can't you see that germs
are everywhere?!

- We'll give you all
the personal space you want...

As soon as you tell us
how to stop the purple haze!

- Oh, Rudy tabootie,
we're almost out of time.

- Nothing I draw
can stop this thing.

- Well, everyone,
it's been nice knowing ya.

- All: [Wailing]
- It's been fun.

- No way,
I won't let this happen.

This is where we came in.

Come on, everyone,
you'll be safe in here for now.

After the claw does its worst,

I guess I'll just redraw
everything.

- Hey, Rudy! We got it!

- Rudy!
You have to feed the haze!

- Feed it?
- Yeah, stuff!

In the comic book
they feed it New Jersey.

- But here we need chalk.

Dispensable chalk
and lots of it.

- Okay. Zoners,
let's feed that cloud.

- ♪

- Oh, me push.

Push help clean,
save the chalkzone.

- ♪

- Hey, cloud,
get ready to eat chalk.

- [Explosions blasts]

- ♪

- All: [Cheering]

- ♪

- [Moonkeys squeaking]

- [Laughing]
- [Moonkey squeaking]

- Hey, you don't have
to thank me. It's my job.

- [Squeaking]

- Wa-ha-ha-ha, I knew this story
would have a happy...Ending.

- Lox: Germs are everywhere!

- ♪

- [Jazz music playing]

- Here we are, chalkzone's
famous French three quarters.

- I just love fat Thursday.

- Yeah, it's even better
than fat Wednesday.

- And when Rudy tabootie
and penny get here,

they'll love it too!

- [Engines whirring]
- [Rumbling]

- ♪

- Zoner: Run for your lives!

- ♪

- Oi-kalloy! I sure hope
Rudy shows up before it's...

Too late!

- ♪

- Come on, penny, we're late.

- Just a minute, Rudy.
There.

- ♪

- I hope we haven't
missed anything.

- Looks like we missed
everything. [Echoes]

- [Wind whistling]

- [Cow mooing]

- Penny: [Gasps]
Did you see that?!

- Rudy: Yeap.

That ufo is abducting
all of chalkzone.

- I wonder where
they're heading.

- Let's go get some answers.

- ♪

- [Engine speeding]

- Paging alien ship.
Do you read? Please respond.

- [Lasers sh**ting]
- [Yells]

- [Lasers sh**ting]
- [Alarm going off]

- They're responding alright.

What we need
is a cloaking device.

- [Lasers sh**ting]

- Penny: It worked.

- Rudy: Yeah,
now let's go get 'em.

Any idea where they're headed?

- Hmm, according to my chalkzone
star charts,

they appear to be lost.

- Well, let's sneak on board
and find out what's going on.

- [Machine whirring]

- Snap: Help! Somebody help!

- That's snap.

- It sounds like
he's down there.

- ♪

- Rudy: [Gasps] It's chalkzone.

- In miniature!
- Rudy! Help!

- Zoners: [Screaming]

- Get us out of here, bucko!

- Snap! What happened?

- Some creepy creatures have
stolen chalkzone

for some kind of zoo!

- Don't worry,
we'll get you out.

- [Evil laugh]
- [Screams]

- Baking soda!

More funny creatures
to add to the collection.

- [Lasers sh**ting]

- ♪

- [Yelps]

- ♪

- [Laughs]

- [Laughs]

[Screams]

[Squeaking]

- [Grunts]

- [Evil laugh]

- [Evil laughter]

- ♪

♪

- Seems like nothing can stop
these cockroaches.

- Both: [Groaning]

- ♪

- Ha! Look at that!
The shrink ray didn't work!

- Uh, guess again, snap.

- All: [Screaming]

- Other life forms are
so inferior to us cucarachoids.

- How convenient.

- Here you go, Rudy tabootie,
more magic chalk.

- Rudy: Let's follow the guards
and find a way out of this mess.

- ♪

- ♪

- What do you mean
you can't find it?

- Sorry, captain cruncho, sir,

but our home world
of cucarachia...

It isn't on any of these charts!

- ♪

- We're right back
where we started.

- Rudy: For the time being,
think of it as cucarachia.

- ♪

- [Paper crunching]

- What's this?!

Oh! Look! My superior brain
has found the missing charts!

Set course for cucarachia!
Maximum warp!

- Oh, I hope this works.

- Don't worry, you look great.

- Just read from this page,
snap.

- Congratulations,
captain cruncho!

I am your supreme commander.

You are at last en route
to your final destination.

The cucarachoid supreme council
has decided to devote

the entire home world
to the zoo project.

- They have?
- I just said so, didn't I?!

- Snap, shh!

- Cut it out!
- [Clears throat]

The zoo's collection will be
allowed to roam free

in their natural habitat.

- Sounds okay to me.

- Now, beam the collection
back to the same location

from which you originally
beamed it up in the first place.

Uh, does that make sense?

- Yes, supremo commander!

Begin beam-down procedures!
Our mission is almost complete!

- All: [Cheering]

- ♪

- [Jazz music playing]

- I'm sure glad everything's
back to normal again.

- Uh, not everything. Hello?!

- Oops, I almost forgot.

Excuse me, curative cruncho!

- And here we have two specimens
known as humans.

- Cucarachoid tourists:
Ahh, ooh!

- Right, but this snap specimen
wasn't returned

to its proper size.

- I see. Well, we curators
can take care of that.

- [Laser sh**ting]

- Whoa-oh!

- All: [Laughing]

- Snap:
Uh, does that make sense?

- ♪

- ♪
- [explosions blasting]

- Snap: I thought this thing
was supposed to be safe.

But no! The ring of fire
turned me into t-t-t-toast,

and then the ice age
fr-r-r-oze me.

Jeez, thank chalk that's over.

- That was great!
Let's go ride again!

- No way, blockie.
I've had it with this place.

- Announcer: Attention,
the great disaster theme park

is closing in five minutes.

- Aw, gee, see? Time to go.

- Aww, okay.

Musty? Musty!
Musty, come back!

Ahhhh!

- Oi-kaloy! Blockie!

- ♪

- [Screams]

Musty!

- ♪

- Blockie! What are you doing?!

- [Groaning]

- They're about to close
the park!

- I can't leave without musty!

- We don't have time
for heroism!

Get it? Hand? Hero? Blockie!

- Musty! Come back!

- Blockie! Ooh-ow!
Oh, hot! Ow! Oi!

- ♪

- [Volcano erupts]

[Volcano growling]

- Oh, that is not a happy
volcano sound.

- [Rumbling]
- [expl*si*n blasts]

- Whoa! Ow! Oh, ow!
Ow, toesies! Woah!

Alright, now,
where's that blockie?

- ♪

- Here!
Mustache, mustache, mustache!

- [Rumbling]
- A chalkwake!

- Hang on, blockie,
I'll save ya!

Whoa!

[Panting]
[Groaning]

Uh-oh.

- Thanks, snap!
- Don't mention it.

- [Rumbling]
- [Screams]

- Stay, musty, stay!

Gotcha!

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha!

- Blockie, no!
You'll cause an avalanche!

- Snap echo: No!
You'll cause an avalanche!

- [Loud rumbling]

- Blockie: [Yelling]

- Snap and blockie: [Yelling]

- [Splash]

- Blockie: [Yelling]

Look, snap, I'm riding
a dinosaur.

- [Groans]

[Screams]

The comets that wiped out
the dinosaurs!

- ♪

- Blockie: [Yelling]
- Wait for me!

- ♪

- Hey! Ow. Whoa!

Maybe being extinct would be
kinda nice.

- Blockie: Snap,
why are you lying down?

It's dangerous out here!

- Gotcha! We're going home. Now.

- ♪

- Hey! Wait, mister!
Come back!

- Yip, yip, yippee!
Oh, boy!

Now we get to stay here
until it opens again tomorrow!

It's like a dream come true,
right, snap?

- Yeah, some kind of dream.

- [Rumbling]
- [Dinosaurs yelling]

- Wake me when you're over.
Oi.

Aw, gee, time to go.

- ♪ I need a song ♪
- ♪ he needs a song ♪

- ♪ a song I can sing
to make it through the day! ♪

♪ I need a song ♪
- ♪ he needs a song ♪

- ♪ to make the rafters quake ♪

♪ and to say
what I have to say ♪

♪ pop, pop, hip-hop, doo-wop,
what? Rock, country, R&B ♪

♪ anything that
sweeps can do wrong ♪

♪

♪ I need a song ♪

♪

♪ I need a song
to make me feel ♪

♪ exactly how I feel ♪

♪ but also just so you'll
feel it too ♪

♪ a song that touches hearts ♪

♪ and rockets off the charts ♪

♪ with a b*at that you
can really dance to! ♪

♪ I need a song ♪
- ♪ he needs a song ♪

- ♪ with a heck of a hook ♪

♪ so that everyone
will sing along! ♪

♪ And it doesn't have to be
very long! ♪

♪ I need a song ♪

♪

♪ I need a song ♪

♪

♪ I need a song! ♪♪

- ♪ chalk, chalk! Chalk! ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk! ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk-a,
chalk-a, chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪

♪ chalk! Chalk! Chalk! ♪

♪ Chalkzone! ♪♪