04x04 - The Crush/The Gift of Good Intentions/Snapshots II/Go Pop

[bunniefuu]

♪ Chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got
the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk,
chalkzone ♪

I really
appreciate

y'all coming to
help me collect

my new costumes.

You really get them
all from right here?

Yeah, they show up
around this time

every couple
of months.

[Chimes]

What ho?

Wherefore art thou,
rapsheeba?

[Laughter]

[Chimes]

Looks like
she's doing
a Shakespeare play.

All: Who is?

My creator,
trina.

All: You're creator?

You two stay in touch?

How extremely
unusual.

Yeah, most zoners
aren't as lucky as me

to have contact
with their creator.

Well, I've never
seen her, of course.

But this is where
I was erased.

And since then,
there have been

new costumes
every month.

There's always
at least one

that's just my size

and just my style.

And I just know
they come from
my creator.

According to these
calculations,

we should be on
the chalkzone side

of the plainville
playhouse.

Plainville playhouse?

Remember?

Where our class
went to see that

brilliant production

of "poodles in the rain."

Oh, right,

the worst play ever.

I'll bet this
trina is

in the after-school
theater group.

Hey, Rudy,

I just realized
something.

You can let me
see my creator.

That would be
ultra-super
mega-cool!

Will you do it
for me?

Oh, yeah!

Draw
a peep-hole,
bucko.

Let's check
her out.

Oh, well, ok.

I guess there's no
harm in taking a peek.

All aboard!

Going up.

[Girl humming]

Angelic voices:
♪ love at first sight ♪

Wow!

She's beautiful!

And she's
a real artist,

come on, bucko!

Let the queen
check out the scene.

Oh, boy!

She looks kind
of like me.

And she even wears
a mulberry beret like mine.

We have the same tastes.

I guess we're a lot alike.

We should deliver
these costumes now

if we're going to make
it to the library today.

Huh? Oh, right.

The library.

Uh, first I gotta go up
and erase the portal.

Guess I'll do
a Shakespeare play, too.

Penny: Rudy!

You coming or not?!

Um, yeah, sure.

Be right there.

Oh.

Ugh.

These books
are heavy.

Huh? Oh, I thought
the Greens ones
tasted better.

Rudy, are you
even listening?

Where are you going?

The library's
the other way.

I want to join
the after-school
theater group.

Are you kidding?!

You thought they
were dreadful!

You made fun of them!

Yeah, well,

maybe they could
use my help.

[Talking quietly]

Trina!

Wow.

Trina?

Hi, trina.

I see you're wearing
your mulberry beret.

[Giggling]

Um, do I know you,
little man?

Uh, ha ha, no.

Not really.

I'm just a big
admirer of your work.

You did costumes
for "poodles in
the rain," right?

Oh, brother.

Uh, yeah.

I was hoping
you could

give me a tour
of the theater.

For a fan, sure,
little man.

Come on.

I'll give you
the grand tour.

Fine!

I'll just study
on my own then.

Have a nice
grand tour, Rudy.

Trina: And this is
where it all happens.

Ho ho! What's
back here?

Well, that's backstage.

I'll show you.

But we gotta
make it quick.

Ho ho!

I'll bet you
do a lot of

your costume
designing in here!

Huh?!

Um...

Yeah.

How did you guess?

I bet this is
where you designed

that big shakespearian
wig thing.

Hey, I rejected
that idea.

Have you been spying
on me, little man?

Oh, no.
No, no, no.

Honest. Uhn!

Oh, bravo!

I see we have
a new addition

to the group.

I am
Ms. Liza vermicelli.

Are you an actor?

Ms. Vermicelli,
I'm glad you're here.

I was just about
to go get Jamie

so we can cut those
costume patterns.

Oh, splendid,
splendid.

So, darling,

let me tell you about
the many programs

we offer here
at the theater.

Acting; Costume design;

tap dancing;
Fencing, of course;

and my favorite,
vocal coaching.

And then we do ushering
and box office management.

[Thinking]
I think trina likes me,

but I wish I knew
how to get her to

really like me--

or what kind of guy
she goes for.

Hey! Wait a minute.

When I played Ophelia

in the production
of "Hamlet" in peoria...

Romeo! Romeo!

Wherefore art
thou, Romeo?

What light breaks
through yonder,

you know, broken window

by any other name would
smell as sweet prince--

oh!

I'm sorry,
queen rapsheeba!

Aw, it's cool,
snap, baby.

Take 5,
everybody!

I'm--I'm really trying.

You know I would do
anything for yous.

Snap, my man,

you need to relax.

Remember, you're
just standing in

for the rehearsals
anyway.

The real Romeo will
be back tomorrow.

Yeah, but I want to be
your real, real Romeo.

Rapsheeba,
rapsheeba!

I need you!

I want to
know everything
about you.

What you like,
what you don't like,

everything!
It's really
important!

Hey, hey!

What's the big
idea, bucko?!

I'm doing the romeoizing
around here.

No, no, I didn't
mean it like that.

I just--please.

Just tell me,
what do, uh...

You look for, uh...

In a man.

Gee, let me think.

I suppose I want a guy

with a clever
sense of humor.

If I said you had
a beautiful smile,

would you throw it
in my face?

A man who'd
sing me serenades.

♪ I want to Bury you
with my love ♪

♪ Bury you with my love ♪

He's gotta be
a stylin' dude

with cool clothes.

And he's gotta
be strong.

And sweep me
off my feet.

Hey, anything
for you, Princess.

Oh!
Snap?

What are you doing?

Trying to be the man
of your dreams.

Of course.

That's the ticket.

Snap has all
the qualities
I like in a man.

Thank you.
You rock!

That's all
I need to know.

So, am I a stylin' dude with
cool clothes, or what?!

All: What.

[Laughing]

That's quite
a sense of humor

you got there,
little man.

You're spicer
than chilies
on a cheese dog.

If I said you had
a beautiful smile,

would you throw it
in my face?

♪ I want to Bury you
with my love ♪

♪ I want to marry you ♪

♪ Bury you ♪

♪ marry you ♪

[Laughter]

Oh, I can't wait
to try these on.

Hello again!

Can I be of service?

Um, thanks,

but we don't need any
help getting dressed.

No boys allowed
while we change.

Ha ha, it's working!

Now I just need
a way to show her

how strong I am.

Well, maybe art
can be my strength.

Ha. That little kid

really has a crush
on you, trina.

Nah, he's
just playing.

I don't
think so.

You better set
him straight.

Well, fancy meeting
you here, Princess.

Oh, boy.

Oh.

Are you my hero?

My big,
strong prince

here to sweep me
off my feet?

Well then, how 'bout
a kiss, Mr. Muscles?

Mmm, mmm, mmm,
mmm, mmm!

Uh, um, uh...

Ki-ki-ki-ki-kiss?

Oh, what's
the matter,
little man,

come on,
pucker up.

Mmm, mmm, mmm!

[Stammering]

[Speaking gibberish]

Oh. Ha ha.

We're just messing
with you, little man.

You know I'm way
too old for you.

You should be doing
lovely drawings like this

for someone your own age.

[Girls chuckling]

Angelic voices: ♪ humiliation ♪

I can't believe I did that.

I made a complete,
total fool of myself.

And he scores again.

Penny!

Uh, hi!

How's tricks?

You know, this isn't
your best work.

But I like how you
drew your muscles.

Oh, you're just
teasing me.

Oh, come on, Rudy.

I'm your
biggest fan.

Here...

Those look heavy.

Wow!

You really
are strong.

Yeah, well, you know,

us actors have
to stay in shape.

[Laughter]

Rapsheeba:
Wherefore art thou Romeo?

[Clanging]

Rudy!

Glad you
could make it.

Welcome to my
newest home.

Thanks, snap.
Cool place.

You sure do move
around a lot.

Yeah, well this
place has soul.

As you can see,

my housewarming party
is just getting started.

The party is today?

But you just
moved today.

Oh, why wait?!

Two days from now,

I could be living
somewheres else.

So, what did you get me?
Huh, bucko, huh?

I can't wait to see.

You always draw
the perfect gifts.

Uh, gift? Um...

Uh, yeah!
The gift.

Snap, baby,

when are you
gonna serve that

mouth-watering,
super-sweet

sugarloaf of yours?

Yeah!
Bust
it out!

I want a slice!
Me, too!

[All yelling]

Ok, ok.

Hold your horseshoes.

I just gotta take
it out of the--

huh? Oh, no!

Ok...

What to draw.

Uh, what did I
give him before?

Oh! Ok.

I'll draw him a--
uh, no, no.

I gave that already!

How 'bout a--

darn!

I'm totally
drawing a blank.

Hey!

A blank--that's
what I'll draw.

This box will contain
the perfect gift--

no, even better
than perfect--

for whoever opens it.

Oh, it's all burnt up.

I've ruined the sugarloaf!

[All groaning]

Not the sugarloaf!

Hey, snap, maybe this
will cheer you up.

I hope it's exactly
what you want--

uh, whatever it is.

A sugarloaf?!

Oh, Rudy,
this is perfect!

It's just like
the one I made...

Uh, only not b*rned.

[Oohing and ahhing]

Hey!

It grows
right back!

This is even
better than perfect.

Everybody can eat all
the sugarloaf they want!

[Munching]

Mom: ♪ Rudy? ♪

Oops! Gotta go, snap.

Happy housewarming!

Oh, something like this

could cause trouble
in chalkzone.

I better get rid of it.

Mom: Rudy, I hope you
haven't forgotten about--

oh, good! You remembered
father's day!

Father's day?

Uh...oh, yeah.

Father's day,
of course.

So, what did
you get him?

Oh, ha ha.

The perfect gift.

Well, I'll just
put this downstairs

next to my gift.

Your father should be
home in about an hour.

This is terrible.

I can't give my
dad a chalk gift.

I have to get him
a real gift--

and fast.

Hat store?
Closed.

A fishing store. Closed.

Neck tie store.

Closed.

World's greatest
dad gift shop?

What?!

Closed for father's day?

Oh, now what?

Well, maybe penny
will know what to do.

These are perfect!

Dad will love them!

It's a good thing we
had so many left over

from that
bird-watching class

mom had taught
last summer.

Oh, now that's peculiar.

Oh, no.

Something's wrong
at snap's new house.

He moved again?!

Penny: It appears
they're suffering

from an adverse
reaction to

elevated levels
of a soluble

crystalline disaccharide.

In English,
please?

They've eaten
too much sugar.

Snap,
what's happened?

This is the best gift ever!

I can't get enough!

This is terrible!

Maybe
the perfect gift

wasn't so perfect
after all.

Uh, Rudy, we better
deliver the binoculars

before something bad
happens with that box.

I'll just slip
this in--

wait, what happened?

Mom!

Hi, kids!

Rudy, your father
got home early

and just couldn't wait
to open your gift.

You know how he
is about presents.

He loves the hula-style
swim trunks you got him.

They were exactly
what he wanted.

Now he can show off
his hula dancing

he learned
in Hawaii.

Uh, show off? Where?

He went down to
the plainville pool

for the father's
day swim-fest.

Oh, no!
Oh, no!

That trunk swimsuit

will totally
disappear

if he gets into
that pool.

How embarrassing!

You can't let everyone
see your dad in his--

ahem, birthday suit.

Ew!

Wait a sec.
I see a chalk board.

You run to the pool

and try to stop my
dad from diving.

I'm going into chalkzone.

I've got a plan of
how to help my dad.

Now, does my son know
his old man or what?!

Check out these shorts!

Oh, they're
the perfect gift.

Aw, come on,
Joe, hurry up.

We want to
dive, too!

For Pete's sake!
Ok, ok.

Ready, and...

Mr. Tabootie, don't jump!

Ooh!

[Men grumbling]

Uh, hi there, penny.

Why the heck
shouldn't I jump?

Uh, uh, you have
to wait for Rudy.

Oh, Rudy can see
the next dive.

No!

I mean, well, since
you're up there,

can you show us some of your

signature hula moves?

No!
No!

Come back!

Come back with
our sugarloaf!

And I call this one
the Maui zowie

with the me paws!

Oh, hurry
up and dive
already!

Come on, come on!

Oh, ok.

Wait till you see this!

Cannonball!

That's not all
they're gonna see.

[Screaming]

[All crying]

Bucko!

Was it really necessary
to burn the sugarloaf, huh?

[Crying]

Yes, I'm saving you

from a life
of sugar,

and my dad from
a lifetime of
embarrassment.

Woman: Oh,
the chalkboard
is on fire!

[Screaming]

No need for concern.

Chalkboards
spontaneously combust

all the time.

[Panting]

Hey, dad,

happy father's day.

Oh, yeah, happy it is,
Rudy, my boy.

Uh, say, thanks for these
great new swim trunks.

Uh, what new
swim trunks, dad?

Why, these, right--

aah! Where'd my shorts go?!

Uh, here, dad.

You may want
to wear this.

I'm glad you
showed up, son.

This could have been
one ugly scene.

Can I look now?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?!

Is it safe to look now?

How embarrassing!

Good evening,

and welcome to another
edition of "snap sh*ts,"

the show that takes
a sh*t at giving you

a snaps-eye-view of chalkzone.

Tonight, we'll be
taking a look at

some of chalkzone's
wildest and woolliest

flora and fauna,

as well as some of its
plants and animals.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ahem. And to start
things off with a bang,

get ready for an exclusive,

never before seen on
television glimpse of

the blechy bugs.

The blechy bugs are--

agh!

Oof!

Ahem. Oh, yeah.

That's not a real
blechy bug,

just some artist's drawing.

Wait till you see
the real thing.

These bugs are really,
really blechy!

[Shudders]

Earlier today,

I accompanied my
good friend push

into the dangerous
and sticky marshmallow marsh,

where the blechy bugs
are known to live

and make lots and lots
of other blechy bugs.

Oh, push stay
in marshy marsh,

click click
buggy blechies

for tube view,
eh, clingy snap?

That's right, push can.

You stay here,

click click
the blechy bugs

for my "snap sh*ts" show.

That was earlier today.

Agh!

Oh, let's see how push is
doing there in the swamp.

Oh, push?

Huh?

[Gulp]

Ah, nod, nod,
clingy snap,

push on.

Ey!

Have you caught sight
of any blechy bugs yet?

Oh, negato, negato,
clingy snap.

No buggy blechs, no.

All right.

Fine!

We'll come back for
our first glimpse

of the blechy bugs later.

Right now, we'll
see chalk nature

in all its raw,
ferocious fiercitude!

Let me warn you,

what we're about to witness
in this quest for survival

might not be for the squeamish.

Whoa!

Right! Give it to him!

Yeah! I never did
like that bird!

Uh...sorry.

Um, uh...

Ha ha ha.

Let's check back with push

at the marshmallow marsh.

Any blechy bugs to show us
there, Mr. Push cam?

[Sighs]

All righty.

Let's go sneak a peek

at another rarity
of wild chalkzone,

the courtship ritual
of the bandshell.

Let's go live now
to the wait 'n' sea.

Once every 10 years,
the bandshell crawls

up on the shore
of the wait 'n' sea

and plays its courting song to,

well, you know,
to attract other shells.

And look! It is working!

The bandshell is
attracting a whole
g*ng of shells.

Hey! I can
hear the ocean!

Snap: Blocky!

[Sighs]

Ok, ok, scratch
the courtship thing.

Ugh! Let's move on to...

This flock of flying pencils

sharpening themselves up
for the hunt.

See how they zero in
on the weakest one

in the spiral notebook herd.

Oh, it is far, far
too, too horrible.

Ok, that's enough of that.

Push, it's time
you came through

with the blechy bugs goods.

Come on, we gotta see some
of those little critters.

Oh, push frown now,
clingy snap.

No blechy buggies
anywhere here.

Oh! Come on!
Now, look, push,

as my cameraman,

it is your job to
get the footage of--

wait a minute,
what's this?

Bugs: Blah, blah! Meenie!

Naa naa naa naa,
meenie!

Agh!

I must have gotten
these on me

this morning
in the swamp!

Get them off of me!

Diong! Diong! Diong!

I'm afraid that's
all the time we have

for this edition
of "snap sh*ts."

Tune again tomorrow...

♪ La da Dee ♪

♪ pop, pop, pop ♪

♪ everybody go pop ♪

♪ pop, pop, pop ♪

♪ everybody go pop, pop, pop ♪

♪ pop, pop, pop ♪

♪ go on popping,
don't stop ♪

♪ go wiggle wangle ♪

♪ jingle wangle
squiggle wangle pop ♪

♪ yeah ♪
♪ pop, pop, pop ♪

♪ everybody go pop ♪

♪ pop, pop, pop ♪

♪ hurry, hurry, chop, chop,
pop, pop ♪

♪ pop, pop, pop ♪

♪ never stop till you drop ♪

♪ we'll stomp
and then we'll clomp ♪

♪ and then we'll romp
and then we'll pop ♪

♪ you can go pop at the top
of the tallest mountain ♪

♪ ooh, oh ♪

♪ you can go pop
at the bottom of the sea ♪

♪ pop, pop, pop ♪

♪ everybody go pop ♪

♪ pop, pop, pop ♪

♪everybody go go pop pop ♪

♪ pop, pop, pop ♪

♪ don't even stop
till you drop ♪

♪ go stomp
and then go bomp ♪

♪ and then go jump
and then go pop ♪

♪ chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalkzone ♪