01x13 - Cabin Fever/Rinse and Spit

[bunniefuu]

[Buzzing and chirping]

[Chuckling]

Good as new.

♪ Rocko's modern life ♪

Rocko's modern life.

♪ Rocko's modern life ♪

Rocko's modern life.

Spunky!

[Screaming]

♪ Rocko's modern life. ♪

Rocko's modern life.



[Laughing]

That was a hoot!

[Horns honking]

Oh, ed, this mountain cabin

Sounds so romantic.

Just you and me, bev.

Just you and me.

Rocko: just you and me, heff.

Wow!

An entire weekend in a mountain cabin.

Hot chocolate, popcorn.

Yep, bev.

Cool, clean air and no idiot neighbors.

Hot buttered pancakes, mmm, waffles, sizzling sausage...

Barbecue, hamburgers

With pickles, onions, lettuce.

Hot dogs, corn on the cob.

What the...?

What are you doing here in my cabin?

We rented it for the weekend.

That's impossible.

Irented this cabin.

It says right here.

One weekend, bigheads, july .

But, mr. Bighead, it's january.

But-but-but-but-but-but...

Oh, ed.

It's okay.

Heff and I don't mind

Sharing the cabin with you for the weekend.

We'll all have a good time.

Come on, heff.

Come on, ed.

But-but-but, but-but-but...

[Mimicking rocko:] it's okay, mr. Bighead.

We'll share it with you.

[Normal voice:] morons.

Ed, come play with me.

If I could just figure out some way to...

[Sinister laugh]

Where's mr. Bighead?

I thought he was going to help.

He's making the head.

[Grunting]

Head! I'll give them a head.

[Laughing]

Thanks, mr. Bighead.

[Growling]

Ed, come on in, darling, the water's fine.

One minute, my little polliwog.

[Growling]

[Both giggling]

[Rocko and heffer laughing]

[Growling]

Heffer: I don't know what it is, but I like it.

Is it a, a um...

Oh, I got it.

Rocko: no, it's a bird.

That's great, mrs. Bighead.

Oh, oh, I got one!

Here's mr. Bighead

And here's the bear.

[Mock growling]

Gobble, gobble.

[Mock screaming]

[Laughing]

[Group laughing]

Oh, ed, oh, darling, this is so much fun.

Come on over and show what you can do.

Rocko and heffer: yeah, mr. Bighead, come on.

Come on, honey.

Well, okay.

Okay, let's see here.

Heffer: a tube of some kind?

Rocko: shoes, shoes!

Mrs. Bighead: cabbage, cabbage.

It's a house plant.

Rocko: uh, garbage.

Heffer: um, um, I know this one.

It's a waffle iron.

You can also use it to make pancakes on.

Heffer: oh, boy, oh, gee, I give up.

No, wait, I don't give up.

A radiator!

Either a hose or a radiator.

Or a piece of radiator hose.

I win!

[Incoherent muttering]

Come on, bev, get your things.

Oh, ed!

Give it a rest, you're so temperamental.

How can I rest?

How can I rest

When I have to spend my weekend with those two pinheads?!

[Echoing:] pinheads?!

[Rumbling]

Mr. Bighead: hello, hello! Hello?

I think the phones are dead.

We're trapped!

We interrupt to bring this

O-town action news special report!

I'm standing near the avalanche site

Where it is believed two toads, a steer, and a wallaby...

That's us!

...are trapped beneath the slide.

A search party is looking for signs of their whereabouts.

We're here! We're here!

[Machine beeping]

It doesn't look good, folks.

They'll probably starve.

Announcer: and now, let's cook with chef master.

Calm down, edward.

No need to panic.

We should just relax

And wait for them to rescue us.

All right, boys, seven card stud.

Jacks or better to open

Deuces are wild.

Minimum bet, five skins.

Ed! Come on, eddie.

Come play some poker.

[Muttering under his breath]

[Static]

Read 'em and weep, boys.

Hello? Hello?

Anybody read? Hello?

[Static]

Mayday, mayday!

Ed bighead here, do you read?

[Static]

Can I help you, sir?

Yes, yes.

Listen carefully.

This is ed bighead.

I'm trapped in a cabin in the mountains

With my wife and two guys.

Do you read?

Uh, right, okay!

You want a large burger and two fries.

No! No!

Trapped, the bigheads, two guys!

Oh, okay, a big burger and two large fries!

I got it.

That'll be $. At the next window.

Thank you.

You sit around and play games.

I'm going to get out of this place

If it means digging out with my bare hands.

Ed is a big boy.

He can take care of himself.

Ante up, fellas.

And there, next to the m*nled corpse

Of the unfortunate camper

Were the bloody footprints of...

The abdominal snow monkey!

Da-da-da!

[Nervous gulp]

Th-th-then what happened?

I mustn't tell the rest.

It's far too scary!

Both: tell us! Tell us! Tell us!

Oh,please tell us.

Well, ten years later

In this very same valley

There was a horrible blizzard.

Um, three campers were trapped in a cabin just like this one.

Outside, in the dead of night

A dark shadow crept over the snow fields

Towards the little cabin.

It came close, and closer, and closer and closer and...

[Screams]

What was that?

[Metal scraping]

There's something behind the door!

The abdominal snow monkey!

Heffer: get him! Get him!

Mrs. Bighead: hit him harder!

Rocko: he's starting to get up!

Gee, he doesn't look too good.

Oh, ed, speak to me.

Mr. Bighead.

Are you all right?

[Voices distorted:] are you okay, mr. Bighead?

[Evil laughter]

[Laughter echoing]

All: na, na, na, na, na, na, mr. Bighead.

Na, na, na, na, na! Na, mr. Bighead.

No!

Are you okay, mr. Bighead?

Mr. Bighead?

Mr. Bighead?

Oh, yeah, oh, it's getting late!

Terribly late!

I must be going now!

Going, going, gone!

[Crash]

Yup, I'm outta here.

Oh, it's all clear to me now.

I get it.

You can't keep me here forever.

Yes, siree!

Ed bighead sees through your little scheme.

[Deranged laughter]

[Crash]

Ed!

I don't think this is such a good idea.

[Giggling and muttering]

They can't keep me here.

Free!

Free from your clutches at last!

[Deranged laughter]

I'm free!

[Deranged laughter]

Easy now, easy!

Keep it slow, come on, it's a big one.

Slowly, slowly!

[Cheering and applause]

Here we are

With avalanche survivor beverly bighead.

Hello, audrey, nancy, marge, evelyn...

Uh, yeah.

So, mrs. Bighead, what happened

To the fourth member of your party?

It's a movie!

Oh, I know.

Lord of the flies.

Harold and the purple crayon.

No, this is too hard.

Filburt: I see you there, heffer.

[Loud whimpering]

[Breathing hard]

No!

Heffer, stay right there.

No, stay back.

[Mock growling]

[Laughing]

Ring, ring.

Hello?

[Laughing]

[Imitating heffer:] rocko, you got any leftovers?

[Laughing]

[Doorbell rings]

Rocko!

You got to hide me!

It's, it's...

[Screaming]

Sorry, heff.

Hello in there.

Oh, hello, filburt.

Come on in.

Hello, rocko.

Would you be interested

In being my patient for my final dental exam?

You'll get a free toothbrush.

Rocko, don't do it.

You know, filburt

I would, but I've got perfect teeth, actually.

See?

Oh, rocko, please.

You've got to help me.

If I don't pass this exam, my father will be devastated.

It's his lifelong dream that I become a dentist.

But, fil, I just don't need any dental work.

Okay, rocko.

I'm sorry to have to bring this up.

Have you forgotten that time I saved your life?

Uh... Yes.

The playground, remember?

[Whining]

That's a sweet puppy

You got there, roo.

Look awfully cute in our collection.

[Evil laughter]

Hey, fellas, can I play?

Stay out of this, turtle.

This ain't your fight.

Fight?

Look out behind you.

A wild pig.

I'm a wild pig!

We'll wait here until my mom picks us up.

Thanks, pal, I owe you one.

You're right, filburt.

I do owe you one.

Okay, I'll do it.

Thanks, rocko.

I'll see you at the academy-o-dentistry

At : p.m.

This isn't going to hurt...

Is it... Filburt?

Is he gone?

Geesh, sometimes that guy gives me the creeps.

Announcer: and a job well done, student .

All right, filburt, you're up.

I can't do it.

I'm too nervous.

I'm breaking out in hives.

Look!

Come on, buddy, you'll do great.

Next up, student -- filburt.

Let's get in there and make you a dentist.

Okay, I just hope

I don't screw up your teeth or something.

[Scattered applause]

Uh, hello?

Is this thing on?

[Feedback]

Today I am going to perform

For my final exam

A complete dentist thing on my patient.

Guinea pig is more like it.

[Loud screeching]

Hello, students.

Hope everyone studied.

Now, I know you're all raring to go for that brass ring today.

So, let's go for the gold!

Now, for those of you who forgot

My name is...

[Screeching]

Dr. Hutchison.

'Kay?

Isn't she cute?

Filburt, are we ready?

Yes, ma'am.

I will begin by seating the patient

And seeing to his comfort.

Comfortable?

Uh, actually...

The patient is comfortable.

[Applause]

Mm-hmm.

I am now inspecting the patient's feet.

Teeth.

What?

Oh, teeth!

I am inspecting the patient's teeth.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Oh, boy.

I have discovered

A large tooth with a small hole in it.

Excellent!

You've found a fine specimen of a cavity.

Proceed.

Oh, boy.

Will the patient please rinse out

All the stuff I scraped off his teeth

And spit it in the sink.

That's enough of that.

[Crash]

I will now perform an x-ray.

Proceed.

[Machine vibrating]

I am now attaching the electrodes

To the offending tooth.

Electrodes?

Hmm.

[Nervous laugh]

[Screaming]

I am now checking on the patient.

How are you, patient?

My tooth feels kind of funny.

Take it easy, jerry

Let's talk about it.

[Growling]

[Loud growling]

Will the patient

Please get his tooth under control.

Now, see here, tooth.

You, you behave yourself.

I don't want to have to get...

Tough with you.

[Growling]

[Crowd screaming]

Oh, well.

Want to get a soda?

Oh, well, nothing, mister.

You're in the middle of an exam here.

We are at

The giant mutant tooth part.

Shall we proceed?

All right.

I am now proceeding

To pursue and restrain the offending molar.

Very good. Proceed.

[Crowd screaming]

There's got to be some way to defeat this thing.

Okay... Tooth fairy outfit.

Great.

[Growling]

Let's see, I am the tooth fairy, behold my power.

No, no.

I am the tooth fairy, I command you...

No.

Oh, boy.

I am now taking the service elevator

To the top of the building.

Mm-hmm.

[Roaring]

Hey, you

Get your darn hands off of him.

I am the tooth fairy.

You will obey me.

[Tooth roaring]

Oh, super!

[Tooth humming]

My hook!

Filburt, do something!

Rocko: the cavity, filburt.

Go for the cavity!

He can't throw, you know.

We're as good as dead.

[Tooth groaning]

Wow!wow!

[Groaning in pain]

Well, the hook k*lled him.

No, it wasn't the hook.

'Twas tartar k*lled the beast.

[Rumbling]

[Rattling]

For valor in the face of adversity

While wearing white linen and working it

I give you the medal of valor.

Congratulations, filburt.

[Applause]

Does this mean I get my diploma?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Dental care is not your bag.

Saving cities, sure.

But stay away from other people's mouths.

Now, how about that soda, turtle dove?

I'll call you.

Right now I need some time to myself.

Sorry about your exam, filburt.

We tried.

That's okay, rocko.

I never really wanted to be a dentist anyway.

[Teeth cheering]

I always wanted...

To be a chimney sweep.

Leaping from roof to roof of the o-town high rises

With a lump in my throat and a load of soot in my pants.

I'd jump down your flue and spank it clean with my brush

Till I can't spank it no more.

[Teeth humming]

And I'd sing, sing, sing...

♪ Oh... ♪

Filburt, let's go get a soda.

No song?

No song.

Oh, fish sticks.

Hey, kids.

My name is gordon.

Let's talk about good oral hygiene.

Audience member: yes!

Rocko saw a professional dentist

And now his teeth are in perfect condition.

You bet they are.

Psst, hey!

Brush your teeth after every meal

Don't chew on tinfoil

And your teeth will shine like rocko's.

[Horn honks]

Oop, that's my ride, kids.

See you later, nitz.