- I'm just heading to the fields, duke.
I'll be back.
[Sheep bleating]
- Clear!
[Upbeat hoedown music]
- All right!
♪
- Rat-a-bamba!
- ♪ From the haystacks up to the hilltops ♪
♪ We go on dancing
- Whoo-hoo! Whoa!
Ow, ow! Okay, ow.
Ow!
- ♪ Do si do your partner now ♪
♪
♪ Party till the morning light ♪
♪
♪ Do si do and don't you know ♪
♪ It's just the way we animals roll ♪
[Motor roaring]
- Ha ha!
- And now back to supermodel b*mb squad.
- Hurry, dakota.
Deactivate that b*mb before the runway explodes.
- I'm on it, madison.
All I have to do is cut the red wire.
- Man, I love supermodel b*mb squad.
- I just hope dakota doesn't chip a nail.
- We interrupt this program for this breaking news.
[All complaining]
- This just in:
Furry behemoth the beloved icon bigfoot
Was crushed in an avalanche today
On the top of mount avalanche.
[All gasp]
Sources say he was there on location
For his new music video.
- ♪ Love to love your lovely love... ♪
[Rumbling]
[Screams]
- Please join me in observing a moment of silence.
Hey, caught in an avalanche on mount avalanche!
Ain't that a stitch?
- I can't believe he's gone.
- It's like there's a big, empty, hairy space in my heart.
- Poor guy, buried under tons of cold, hard ice.
- [Sadly] I know.
Hey, who's up for snow cones?
What? Too soon?
- Here's to you, bigfoot.
Looks like heaven's got a big, hairy angel now.
[Sniffling]
I can almost hear his firm but gentle behemoth cry
On the wind.
- [Bigfoot howling]
- Wait, I canhear it!
His magnificent man-beast physique
Must have survived the avalanche.
Bigfoot's alive! Alive!
- Aw, remember this?
All: aw!
- Boy, those flashbulbs really drove him nuts.
- They found that guy three towns over.
- Firm but gentle! Mountaintop!
Man-beast physique! Bigfoot lives!
- What are you talking about?
- Bigfoot's alive.
I heard him calling for help from the mountaintop.
- But the news said--
- I don't care what it said!
He survived the avalanche.
He's trapped up there, and we have to rescue him,
Especially after all the times he saved my life.
[Triumphant adventure music]
♪
- [Roars]
- Yeah, none of those things ever happened.
- They easily could have.
Look, I'll go alone if I have to.
- No, it's too dangerous.
Take peck with you.
- Yeah, i--what?
- Oh, don't be ridiculous.
We'll all go.
- We'll all go. - Me too.
- Thanks, guys.
I knew you wouldn't let me down.
- Yeah, well, there's nothing good on tv this weekend anyway.
- Just a bunch of cartoon reruns.
- Behold!
Mount avalanche.
- Whoa. - Mountainy.
- Amazing. - Wow!
- Okay, guys, this is going to be
Our most perilous adventure yet.
Peck probably won't survive.
- Yeah--what?
- But that's the risk we have to take to save our friend.
Hang on tight, bigfoot!
We're coming!
- Yeah. - Let's do it.
- Bring it on.
- By the way, does anyone know how to climb a mountain?
- No. - Nope.
- Not a clue. - Are there ropes involved?
- [Laughter]
I'll help you climb that mountain.
Hey, look! An old, smelly goat sherpa.
What's your name, old pants?
- Ah, many names I have had throughout the ages.
But you may call me...
Richard p. Hofstetter!
- And you'll take us up the mountain?
- I will, but first you must answer three questions.
- Riddle away, horned one.
- Very well.
One: did you pack a lunch?
- Yes, right here in this cooler.
- Two: what kind of lunch is it?
- Just some sandwiches.
- Three: do you need your parking validated?
- No. - Then follow me.
But I must warn you;
The mountain is high, and the rock we tread is hard.
The rooster may not make it.
- Wait, what?
- Lead on, my pungent ally.
- Very well.
Mountain shaboobidy ding-dang!
- Why did he say that?
- No idea.
[All grunting]
- So close.
- Excellent.
The first three feet are the hardest.
Mountain shaboobidy ding-dang!
All: mountain shaboobidy--
- Only I say that.
- Sorry. - Sorry about that.
- ♪ You're the best around
♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
♪ You're the best around
♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
♪ You're the best around
♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
- Now comes we to the most treacherous part:
The ice bridge.
Give me the cooler, chunky one,
Least your great weight shatter it.
- Oh, thanks, richard hofstetter.
- Yeah, I'm good like that.
- Okay, guys, let's move out.
Uh, okay, all right.
Big cow comin' through.
Oh, oh, steady.
- Ice, ice, ice. Ha ha ha ha!
- Slow and steady. Slow.
Yes!
- Hey, mr. Hofsquidily!
We did it! Now what?
- Now I strand you on the mountain
And keep your delicious sandwiches for myself.
All: no!
- Why, sherpa? Why?
- [Laughs mischievously]
- Bye, richard! - Really?
- We're doomed.
- Otis, what do we do?
- We just need to find bigfoot.
He'll know the way down.
- If we find him.
- If he's alive.
- Guys, we can't give up on bigfoot.
Did he give up on us
When we were being sucked into that black hole in space?
[All screaming]
- Again, didn't happen.
- Nevertheless... We're coming, bigfoot!
[All chattering]
- S-s-s-so cool.
- S-s-s-so tired.
- Must eat...
Peck.
- What? - Nothing.
- Oh, pip! Oh, no!
Poor little guy, he's half frozen.
- We gotta warm him up.
- Quick, stuff him in pig's armpit!
- Wha--what?
No, not pig's armpit.
I'm fine now. Look.
♪ La la la la la
- No, no, he's babbling. He's babbling.
Get him in there.
- No, no, I'm okay.
I'll walk it off.
- No, pip, it's the only way.
- No, it isn't.
Just leave me here. I've had a full life.
- [Laughs] that tickles.
- Hey, this isn't bad.
Tell anyone about this, and you're all dead.
[All panting]
- We're almost there, guys.
Based on no real information,
I'd say the location where bigfoot was filming his video
Should be just up ahead.
[All gasp]
- A chasm?
How are we going to get across?
- We're stuck! - It's hopeless.
- No, it's not.
We just need to get a rope to the other side
So we can walk across it.
- Well, how are we going to do that?
- Simple; peck will fly it across.
- Yeah, I'll fly--what?
- Shh! Don't talk, clucky.
Save your strength for flight.
- But, otis, I'm a chicken.
- It's okay, peck. We're all scared.
- No, no, I mean I'm an actual chicken.
Chickens can't fly.
- [Laughs] oh, can't they?
- No.
- ♪ We believe you can soar--
- Yeah, well, singing won't help.
- Everybody!
All: ♪ just believe that your wings explore ♪
- Guys, it's basic biology.
All: ♪ ...lift you high
♪ Take a leap, and taste the sky ♪
- Fly, peck, fly!
- No-- [screaming]
- Now, follow me.
- Easy!
- Steady. Don't jiggle the rope.
- Don't look down. Don't look dow--
Oh, I shouldn't have looked down!
- Guys, we can do this.
We're doing great.
Almost.
Milk me.
[All screaming]
- Hey, guys, how's the climbing going?
Mami!
- Otis, this looks like the end.
- No, it's a minor setback.
- Mayday!
- Now it's the end.
All: whoa!
Huh?
- [Roars]
All: bigfoot!
- Bigfoot! - Oh, we found you.
- You're the best. - I love you, bigfoot.
- I knew you were alive.
We're here to rescue you.
- [Speaking unintelligibly]
- Bigfoot says thank you, otis,
But he was never actually in danger.
- But the breaking news, the avalanche.
- Bigfoot says he faked his death
To escape the paparazzi.
The flashbulbs were driving him crazy,
Draining him spiritually,
And never letting him find a moment's peace.
- [Muttering angrily]
- Then that means otis brought us up here...
For nothing!
- Nice going. - Way to go, otis.
- Good one, otis.
- Guys, guys, I'm sure we'll all have a big ol' laugh about this
Once bigfoot gets us back down.
- Bigfoot says there is no way down.
- What?
- We're surrounded by chasms,
And bigfoot can't fly in this thin air.
[All groan]
But he says we can stay with him up here.
- Well, it'll be a harsh and difficult life.
Every moment will be a gauntlet
Of unforgiving cold and constant struggle.
[Cheers and laughter]
- Man, bigfoot, this place is great.
- Yeah, you got a sweet setup.
- You know, pip, you could leave my armpit any time now.
- I know.
- Hey, look, the northern lights.
- What's wrong, bigfoot?
- [Screams]
- The northern lights must be reminding him
Of photographers' flashbulbs.
- Bigfoot, calm down.
Stop yelling before you cause an--
[Rumbling]
All: avalanche!
Whoa!
- Those foolish climbers sure pack a tasty lunch.
[Rumbling] hmm?
[All moaning]
- My ninth vertebra!
- Wait. Hey, hey, we're alive.
And we made it back down the mountain!
- Yay! - Yah, bigfoot!
- Yay!
- [Bigfoot yells]
[Laughs]
- Bigfoot says he'd like to express his joy in song.
[Ballad plays] - ♪ fall down mountain
♪ Mountain go boom
♪ Animals in hot tub no die
- Everybody!
All: ♪ fall down mountain
♪ Mountain go boom
♪ Animals in hot tub no die
[Sneaky music]
♪
- Easy, nora.
This is it.
Today I finally expose those filthy animals on videotape,
Get them shipped off to a medical lab,
And be rid of them for good!
- Mrs. Beady's coming.
- : Right on the dot, bless her heart.
She's like a bitter, hate-filled swiss watch.
- Oh, that's weird.
They're usually outside this time of day.
[Screams]
- [In booming voice] nora beady.
I am the grim reaper, and I have come for you.
- No, it can't be.
I eat fortified cereal
And pep step around the mall on weekends.
It's not fair!
- Is she buying it?
- Get back under my butt.
- I still haven't been to paris
Or worn my hair in corn rows.
Give me more time!
- Very well.
Your shrill lip-flapping has turned my heart.
I shall spare you
If you can defeat me at my favorite game.
- Is it word jumble?
I'm very good at that.
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
[Seriously] no.
Two points! Nothing but net! Swish!
♪ Fear the reaper. Fear the reaper. ♪
- Take it to the hole, nora!
Yeagh!
Ugh!
- That's game.
Your tiny spirit is mine.
- [Screams]
[Tires screeching]
[All cheering]
- Otis, that was the best prank ever.
- Yeah, that was the prettiest prank you ever perpetrated.
- Dude, stop saying "p" words.
- Psorry.
- Yeah, I'm pretty amazing.
But I got to give credit to old bile buns.
She really brings out the best in me.
- Hey, I played the legs.
It was my greatest role ever.
Well, maybe not my greatest role.
- Señor puerco, nos ha salvado de los malos banditos.
Como podemos agradecerte?
- Silencio!
Soy un hombre humilde.
Pero algun dia, cuando menos lo espero,
Seria bueno si me hacen...
Una fiesta de cumpleaños!
[Audience cheering]
I had no idea what I was saying.
- Hey, guys, it's :.
Anyone seen mrs. Beady?
- Nope, haven't seen her.
- Darn, I'm really itching
To try out my new fake head on her.
- Guys, come quick!
I think the beadys are moving.
Schwaa?
- So how long you folks going to be gone?
- 'Bout a month.
I'm taking her up to the lake 'cause her brain's broke.
- I've seen death!
He's " tall and has a k*ller jump sh*t.
- Jes' get in the car.
- Drive, nathan!
Death might be right behind us.
- Oh, I wish.
- Hey, I think you broke her brain.
- She'll be gone for an entire month.
- And with the farmer away at bagpipe camp...
♪
We can do whatever we want.
- I know, and it's all because of the terrible trauma
I inflicted on her.
- Sweet! - Yes!
- My favorite part is when she's not here anymore.
- ♪ Well, we're getting kind of hot ♪
♪ 'Cause we're sh**ting off sparks at the barnyard ♪
♪ Put the needle at
♪ And we're gonna keep it there all day ♪
♪ There's mud in the puddle and hay in the stack ♪
♪ Hit the ground runnin', and we don't look back ♪
♪ Getting kind of messy, but we really like it that way ♪
- [Screaming]
- Whew, what a week.
- I know. The fun never stops.
- Guys, I just realized I haven't seen otis all day.
- Okay, seven days without beady.
This is fun. No, this is good.
I don't even miss her.
I don't miss her at all.
- Hey, otis.
- Oh, hey, is mrs. Beady back? Is she back? Is she back?
- Nope, still gone.
Isn't it great?
- Yeah, it's the best.
- Yup, three more weeks of doing whatever we want.
- Yup, we're doing whatever we want, all right.
We played games of wacky golf,
Games of find-the-pickle,
Conducted a mass termite wedding,
And we all learned italian.
- Ciao! Scuzi tuti doozi botzi, ai?
- [Sighs]
[With italian accent] hey, what's the matter him?
- Ah, guys, who am I kidding?
I'm aching for some beady action.
Waiting to prank that orange-haired banshee
At : every day was what got me up in the morning.
- Guys, come quick!
Someone else just moved into mrs. Beady's house.
- Really? That's terrible.
They could pose a danger to the barnyard--
Sweet spine-tingling danger.
Let's check it out!
[Upbeat music]
- We have met the enemy, and he's that guy.
What do you think, pip?
- I'd go with the four-star general scam.
- Ooh, excellent choice.
- Otis, you can't prank that poor man for no reason.
- Oh, abby, of course I can.
- Yeah, of course he can.
- Now, I'll get him to run screaming from the house.
When he goes past, you pelt him with paint balloons.
This is gonna be great!
[Doorbell rings]
A horde of crazed zombies is headed this way!
I urge you to run screaming from your house
Down the pathway and then a little to the left!
- Ah, krkisk, krkisk! Dupa!
- Huh? No, you don't understand.
The zombies will eat your brain.
Zombies.
- Ooh, zoombies. Dupa!
- He's very frightened.
This is going to be a very successful prank.
What?
No, no, listen. Zombies.
Look, look. Grr!
- Ah!
[Growls]
Dupa!
- I think he's getting it now.
I can see the terror in his eyes.
No. God, no, please!
Oh, I don't know where you've been--
Oh, that is oniony.
- Dupa!
- Uh, dude, he didn't look scared.
- Yeah. In fact, I think you might be married.
- So he's oniony and foreign;
Doesn't mean my new husband is prank-proof.
[Knocking at door]
Special delivery. Here you go.
Open it now. I will watch.
Ha ha!
A bunch of rotting fish.
Man, someone really pranked you good.
You must be highly upset.
- Oh, gradinsk!
- Yes, I'll bet that's what really upset people say
In your country.
What? No, don't.
Why?
In your pants? Really?
Ugh, that's why you smell.
[Doorbell rings]
Hi, I'm your neighbor, and this is my second head.
Weird, huh?
- Ah, gradinsk.
- Dupa!
- Ah! Real second head!
[Screaming]
- Dupa!
Du-pa!
Dupa, dupa, dupa! Dupa!
Dup--
- This is horrible.
I can't live if I can't prank.
- Well, you'll just have to wait until mrs. Beady gets back.
- I can't wait an entire month!
I'm having beady withdrawal.
My nerves are fried.
Look at this hand!
- It's totally steady.
- Yeah, but it's usually like this.
- I can't stand to see you like this.
So I'm going to look over here.
- What are we going to do, otis?
- We're going to go up to that lake
And bring back beady.
- Let's do it. - Go get her!
- So what happened? I was looking over here.
- There you are, you beautiful, evil enchantress.
- Gee, she looks so relaxed and calm.
- I know; we don't have much time.
Two more weeks, and she'll be completely sane.
- [Humming]
[Knocking at door]
Oh, I wonder who that could be.
- Hello, this hat proves I am a forest ranger.
I've come to warn you that this lake is sitting on--
Wait for it--
An active volcano!
- An active volcano?
- Shh, we don't want to cause a...
Panic!
Well, I guess you want to go home now.
Here; let me help you pack.
I'll put this in here.
And these are very large underwear,
Which I will stuff into this bag, and there we are.
Well, homity home home. Safe trip back.
- But, mr. Ranger, this place has been so good for my nerves.
I'm calm now,
And my self-portraits have really improved.
- [Screams]
Nevertheless, lava! Fear!
- Thank you, but I'll take my chances.
[Humming happily]
- Well...
Sanity's rotted her brain.
Go to plan "b."
[Knocking at door] ooh, door noise!
I'll get it.
- Hello, new neighbor.
It's a good day today.
- A real good day.
- Why, look.
It is the scary family who lives nearby
And whose kids have freakish mind powers.
- How do you do?
Both: we don't like you.
You're bad.
- Kids, do not use your freakish mind powers
To make this lady explode.
Both: okay.
We'll explode dad instead.
- No! Kids, please.
It's good that you want to explode me, real good.
But look at it from my point of view.
- No!
- Wow, I wouldn't want to live near that pile of demon crazy.
I guess you'll want to leave now.
- I think I'm going to faint.
Catch me, mr. Ranger.
- Ew, really?
[Discontentedly] all right.
- Aha!
[All gasp]
- It was a setup!
- That's right.
This entire rest vacation was a rouse
So I could finally get close enough
And rip off your disguise!
- What happened? I was looking over here.
- Well played, nora.
Too bad you neglected to record my talking animalness...
On videotape.
- Or did i?
Doink.
- Oh, no! - It's over.
- Well played again, my old enemy.
I see now that you knew that I knew that you know
That I knew that you knew the whole time.
- Yes! Wait, what?
- It's too bad there's nothing to stop me
From smashing your cameras.
Oh, hey, what the--
- Did I fail to mention
That I waxed the linoleum you're standing on
With a super adhesive?
[All grunting]
Keep struggling, talking animals,
And I'll keep taping.
- Otis, what do we do?
- There's nothing we can do.
She's beaten me, beaten me!
- I expected better from you.
Where'd you get that lame volcano story anyway?
- Actually, there is a volcano near this lake.
I found it on the internet.
[Rumbling]
- Oh! Oh, my!
Oh, no.
I've got to escape.
- Wait, you have to save us!
- Oh. Uh...
Nah.
Volcano! Lava! Fear!
- There she goes.
My cunning plan worked perfectly.
Thanks for shaking the house, beavers.
- No problem.
- Nice acting job, abby.
- Any time, otis.
- And, pip, those fire bombs were fantastic.
How'd you make the lava bombs look so real?
- Easy; it turned out there really is a volcano here.
- Wow, that was convenient.
Well, guys, mrs. Beady's on her way home,
And the great cosmic balance has been restored.
- Yeah. Otis, that volcano could erupt any minute now.
Maybe we should--
- Hang on. Daddy's still talking.
For once again, I have outwitted my enemy
And proved that in the game of wits,
The cow is truly the master.
[Rumbling]
And now we run.
[All screaming]
- Move, move! Get out of my way!
- Dupa!
- Dupa!
- Dupa!
[Kids laughing]
02x20 - Mission: Save Bigfoot/Mrs. Beady Takes a Holiday
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Following the events of the film, the series' plot generally revolves around Otis and his friends going on various misadventures and trying to keep their anthropomorphism a secret from humans.
Following the events of the film, the series' plot generally revolves around Otis and his friends going on various misadventures and trying to keep their anthropomorphism a secret from humans.