[both snickering]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh.
Hey, check it out. Earl's wearing a earring.
Heh-heh-heh.
- [exhaling] - What a wuss.
Heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh-heh, yeah,
I wonder if he has a bra on too.
Heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh-heh.
You should ask him.
Heh-heh-heh. - Hey.
You got a problem?
- Uh, heh-heh, Beavis does.
Heh-heh-heh. - Heh, yeah.
[bright music]
[impact thud] - Ow!
- Agh!
- You better watch yourself, punks,
or next time, I'll kick your ass
right out of your mouth.
[twinkle] - Whoa, heh-heh, cool.
It's a skull.
Heh-heh. - Yeah, heh-heh.
That earring rules.
Heh-heh. - You're damn right.
both: Heh-heh-heh.
- Uh, this is the place, dude.
Heh-heh-heh. - Heh, cool, heh.
Skull earrings rule.
We're gonna look like we could kick some ass, yeah.
Heh-heh. - Heh-heh-heh.
I'm gonna get one in my nose, heh-heh-heh.
- Heh-heh, I'm gonna get one in my butt.
Heh-heh-heh.
- So what can I do for you guys?
- We want earrings.
Heh-heh-heh. - Yeah, and butt rings,
heh, yeah, heh-heh-heh.
- Hmm, well, we have quite a variety
here in the display case.
Is there anything in particular you're looking for?
- Uh, we want skulls and axes and stuff.
Heh-heh-heh. - Yeah, yeah, and maybe
some boobs, heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh-heh.
- Okay, now I'm assuming you've got notes from home.
- Uh, what?
Heh-heh.
- Store policy, guys.
Before I can go ahead with the piercing,
we need parental permission.
- No way! Heh-heh. - Yeah.
Come on, butt munch.
We want earrings, heh-heh.
- Sorry, not without a note.
- [grumbling]
Okay, let's just go ahead and do the butt then.
Heh-heh.
[bright music]
- Heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh.
- Uh, here you go, heh-heh-heh.
Heh-heh. - Heh, yeah, here you go.
That oughta do it, heh.
Me and my mom, you know, talked it over,
and um, heh, and she had some--she said, um, permission.
She said yeah.
Heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh.
- You guys must live awfully close by.
- Uh, heh-heh, we, like, just ran into our parents, uh,
right out there or something.
Heh-heh. - Yeah, yeah, heh-heh, yeah.
Small world, huh?
Heh-heh-heh.
- Looks to me like you guys did these yourselves.
- You dumbass.
I told you she wasn't gonna believe yours.
- Oh, yeah, heh, sorry about that, heh.
I really thought it was pretty good, heh-heh-heh.
- Uh, I guess we're just going to have to do it ourselves.
Heh-heh-heh.
Heh-heh, heh-heh.
Uh, this oughta do the trick.
Heh-heh-heh.
- Heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh, pierce my ear first.
Heh-heh. - Yeah.
Heh-heh, heh-heh.
Heh-heh. - [yells]
- Damn it, Beavis, haven't you ever
heard of a Q-tip? - Heh.
[screams]
Ow!
[grunts] - Uh...heh-heh.
Heh-heh-heh. - Cut it out, ow!
- I think it might be working. - [screaming]
- Heh-heh, heh-heh. - Ow!
- Hold still! - [yells]
[squelching] - Heh-heh.
- [yells] - [grunts]
both: Heh-heh-heh.
- Dammit, you're doing it wrong, Butt-Head.
Heh-heh, that hurts, heh-heh.
- Uh, heh-heh, okay.
Heh-heh-heh.
Heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh-heh.
Bunghole. - Heh-heh-heh.
- Heh-heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh.
[drill whirring]
- Uh, now hold still this time, Beavis.
Heh-heh-heh.
Uh, no pain, no, uh, hole.
Heh-heh.
- No, no, no! - Heh-heh-heh.
- No! - Heh-heh-heh.
[intense whirring]
- [screams] [squelching]
- Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
Heh-heh-heh.
Heh-heh-heh.
Heh-heh-heh.
- Oh, no. - Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.
Uh, we pierced our ears.
Heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh.
- Heh-heh-heh. - We want skulls.
- Heh-heh-heh. Heh-heh-heh, skulls, heh-heh.
- Uh, you might want to think about using
a little alcohol on those.
Like, soon.
- Oh, yeah, don't worry,
we're gonna drink some beer later.
Heh-heh-heh. - Yeah, yeah, heh-heh.
Then there's no telling what we're going to do, yeah, heh.
- Are you sure you wanted to put those earrings
on the right side, guys?
- Uh, huh? - Yeah, heh, what?
- Heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh.
- [whispering indiscernibly] - Uh-huh, heh-heh, yeah, yeah.
- No! - [screams]
[heavy guitar music]
[whipcrack]
- Huh?
- Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh. - Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.
[hip-hop music]
- ♪ Bomp, ba-bomp, ba-bomp ba-ba-bomp ♪
♪ Bomp, ba-ba-bomp ♪ - Check it out.
This dumbass is trying to mail himself.
Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Ba-ba-bomp bomp ♪
- ♪ Suppose I accidentally got my [...] together ♪
- ♪ Bomp, ba-bomp ♪ - Beavis.
- ♪ Bomp ba-bomp ba-bomp ♪ - Cut it out, Beavis.
Heh-heh. - ♪ Bomp ba-bomp ba-bomp ♪
♪ Ba-ba-bomp ♪ - Damn it, Beavis.
- ♪ Ba-ba-ba-bomp ba-bomp ♪ - Cut it out!
Heh-heh.
Uh, heh-heh. - ♪ Da-dow da-dow-dow domp ♪
- That'd be cool, if, like, I could, like, mail myself.
- ♪ Dow-dow dow-dow-dow ♪ - Heh-heh.
Like, put a stamp on my butt and say,
like, "Take me to somewhere cool."
- ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba bow bow bow ♪ - Heh-heh-heh.
Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Bow-ba-bow ba-bow ba-dow ♪
- Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Ba-dow-dow dow ♪
♪ Da-dow da-dow da-da-dow da-dow ♪
♪ Dow da-dow da-dow ♪ - Beavis, shut up.
- ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba bow bow bow ♪ - Heh-heh-heh.
- ♪ Higher, dow da-dow-dow-dow-dow-dow ♪
♪ Da-da bow-bow-bow-ba-bow ♪ - Beavis, can you hear me?
- ♪ Bow ba-bow ba-bow ♪ - Shut up!
Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Bow ba-bow ba-bow ♪
- Shut up, Beavis. - ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-bow-bow-bow ♪
- Beavis, if you don't stop that right now,
I'm going to smack you upside the head.
Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Ba-bomp ba-bomp ♪
♪ I'll still be there with you ♪
- I'm going to give you three seconds, Beavis.
- ♪ Bow dow bow da-dow ♪
- What the hell's the matter with you, Beavis?
- ♪ Dow, ba-bow ba-bow ♪
- [grunts] - Ow!
- Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Ba dow-dow bow ♪
- Beavis, can you hear me?
Shut up! - Ow, ow!
- Heh-heh. - ♪ Ba-dow ba-bow bow ♪
- Remember that time you turned
that jack-in-the-box into a crap-in-the-box?
Heh-heh-heh, that was cool. - ♪ Di-di dow-dow-dow ♪
♪ Ba-dow ba-dow-bow ♪ - Heh-heh-heh.
- ♪ Dow ba-ba-da-da bow-bow ♪ - Uh, Beavis?
Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Ba-rum ba-dow ♪
- Beavis.
- Higher, higher, heh-heh. - Beavis!
Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Bow ba-bow ba-bow ♪
- What's your problem, Beavis?
I said stop it. - ♪ Dow ba-bo-ba-bo ♪
♪ Bow bow dow dow dow ♪ - Heh-heh-heh.
Heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Ba-dow wow-we-wow ♪
- ♪ Br-brm br-brm-brm ♪
♪ Ba-bu-bu-brm-ba-bow ♪ - Heh-heh, heh-heh.
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. - ♪ Ba-bow-ba-brm-bo ♪
♪ Ba-wa-ba-wa ba-bo-brm-brm ♪ - Heh-heh-heh.
- Heh-heh-heh.
♪ ♪
07x13 - Pierced
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.