Knight-Mare Hare (1955)

[bunniefuu]

[Looney tunes theme music]

"And thus it transpired

"That they came together
in mortal combat

And each vowed
to undo the other."

Eh, just washed my ears.
And I can't do a thing with 'em.

"And so..."

[Chomping]

"They met,
brandying their weapons.

"And the black k-Night
struck sir lanc-Elot,

"Such a resounding buffet
on the helm

That everything went black."

[Clang]

[Muffled] well, everything
certainly is black all right.

Sure gets dark suddenly
this time of year.

Wonder where my hole is.

Whoops!

What the--?

[Plucking]

Eep!

Eh. [Chomping]

What's up, duke?

Surrender, varlet!

Thou art the prisoner
of me lance.

I art?

And whomsoever art thou

In thy cast-Iron tuxedo?

I, knave, am
Sir O of K,

Earl of watercrest,

Sir osis of the liver,

Knight of the garter,

And Barron of
Wooster-Shester-

Shister-Shishter-
Sester-Shester-Shire-Sher.

My, he's a big one.

Hey, eh, look,
pressure cooker,

I bet you know
a lot of my friends.

Ooh.

Like, uh,
Duke of Ellington,

Count of Basie,

Earl of Heinz,

Cab of Calloway,

Satchmo of Armstrong.

Upstarts and rogues.

Never heard of them.

Rogues, eh?

Upstarts, eh?

Look, Sir rup of figs,

Don't go around
insulting my friends--

[Muffled] or i shall
get me a can opener

And open thee up like a can
of solid-Packed tomatoes.

What, wouldst tilt
with me?

Tilt with thee I will,

And I won't wilt.

Just lend me a w*apon,
that's all.

That's all!

Very well.

Now, stupid scoundrel,

Prepare to meet
thy fate.

[Chuckles]

Ho ho ho!

Unh!

Uhh!

[Armor clanging]

Ooh.

Eeh!

Uhh!

Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!

[Neighing]

[Crashing]

[Clanging]

[Honking]

[Crashing]

Puttin' that 8 ball
in the side pocket

Is all very well,

But it still don't explain
what I'm doing

In this booby hatchery.

Or how I'm gettin' out.

Do you smell brimstone?

Oh, boy,
what big horny toads

They do have
around here.

[Roars]

[Mumbling]

[Gurgling]

[Chattering]

Maybe the person
who lives in this silo

Can tell me where I'm at

And how to get out
of being at here.

Man: come right in.

How do you do?
My name is merlin.

I'm a sorcerer.

You are? Really?
A sorcerer?

Hey, come on.
Let's see you sorce, huh?

Please, huh? Please.

Why, of course.

Anything to oblige a guest.

Heh heh heh.

You know, uh, that's
a good trick, merle, ol' girl.

Eh, could you do this one?

Hey, uh, merle.

Well, that gives him
a hobby.

But, uh, I still ain't
no nearer

To me natural habitat.

Whoops!

Well, why not?

After all,
they laughed at the man

When he discovered
penicillin.

[Clang]

Wow, what a relief.

Thank goodness
it was just a...

nightmare.

Nah, impossible.

Couldn't be him.

Farmer: All right, Merlin.
Giddy-Up.

Get along now.