01x33 - O vs. The Ballcano/Assistant's Creed

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Series follows the exploits of Odd Squad, an organization run entirely by children, that solves peculiar problems using math skills.
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01x33 - O vs. The Ballcano/Assistant's Creed

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- Coming up next on Odd Squad... - Whoa! What's happening?

- [I've made three new friends in the ball pit control room.]

- Without those three balls in the control room, the ball room

will keep overflowing until headquarters is flooded.

- My name is Agent Olive.

This is my partner, Agent Otto.

This is an unbalanced meal.

But back to Otto and me.

We work for an organization run by kids, that investigates

anything strange, weird and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.

- Whoa!!

(roaring) - Switchinating!

- Who do we work for? We work for Odd Squad.

- Ooh, where are they?

Ah! - Hello, Sven.

- Odd Squad, I know I used to be a very bad guy,

like the time I turned the whole town different temperatures,

and then I ran away and you trapped me in the ice!

- Uh, we know. We were there. - Yeah, you were!

But you must help. Odd things are happening to me.

- What seems to be the problem? - Every time I say "snowball"--

Ah!

- That happens every time you say "snow"?

- No, it happens every time I say "snowball".

- Where are they coming from?

- Whew...

- Just don't say "snowball", then.

- Weird--it even happens when we say "snowball"!

- Please don't say "snowball"!

- OK, OK, OK, OK! We have a gadget to fix it.

- Set it for "rain ball".

- It's "snowball"! Ah!

That one was on purpose, wasn't it?

- A little bit. - Couldn't resist.

- Steady hands, partner.

Cross the red one over and through to blue. - I'm not gonna make it!

- You can do this! Three seconds! Two seconds! One second!

- Done! Boom-shoelace-a-latta! - Nice! You b*at your old record.

Looks like someone's making a mess of the ball room again.

- Whoa! What's happening? - I have no idea!

(grunting) - There you two are.

Something very odd is happening, and yes,

it has something to do with these balls.

Come with me.

Agent Owen, give them the goods. - Olive, Otto,

you'll never believe who sent us a video message.

- [Hello, Olive. Hello, Otto. Hello,]

[Ms. O. Odd Todd here. I came to visit you today,]

[but you weren't in. Luckily,]

[I've made three new friends in the ball pit control room.]

[They really get me.]

[Anyhoo, have a good day!]

(growling) - I don't get it. - Without those three balls

in the control room, the ball room will keep overflowing

until headquarters is flooded. - How do we fix it?

- We don't. It's happened before, in .

I was Ms. O for just one year.

We have to abandon headquarters!

Now! - Oprah, don't give up!

If we work together, we can save the squad! Oh yeah!

Oprah? Don't leave me hanging, Oprah.

- It's too late, O'Donahue. We'll just have to build another headquarters somewhere else.

- Nooooooo...

(shuddering) - It was the worst day of my life.

Now it looks like we'll lose this headquarters, too.

Agent Owen, give the order for everyone to leave in calm and-- - [Everyone, get out of here!]

[Now!] - Ms. O, we can't just let Odd Todd destroy headquarters.

- Please, just give us six chances to fix this.

- Six? - Yeah, I just wanted to start off high.

- You guys are getting one chance. Follow me.

The entire ball room is controlled by these three scales right here.

If they're all unbalanced, the ball room overflows.

I admit it's not the most smartly designed system. - But wait,

Ms. O--I thought scales were used to measure how heavy something is.

- These type of scales are called pan balances.

They compare the weight of two objects. They move up and down,

comparing how much weight there is on each side.

- The sides used to be even, or balanced.

Then Odd Todd stole balls from each side of every scale. - Now it's not balanced.

The heavy side is down, the light side is up.

- So, we just have to balance these scales

and balls will stop overflowing into headquarters?

- Right. All I know is the green ball

weighs twice as much as the yellow ball,

and the blue ball weighs twice as much as the green ball.

I also know you don't have much time. Look.

- (both): Whoa! - I'm heading back up there to save anyone who was left behind.

- We won't let you down, Ms. O. At least we hope we won't let you down. We'll be fine, right?

(sighing) - I'm gonna need a bigger juice box.

- OK, partner.

Let's take this one scale at a time. This side with the yellow ball is all the way down

because there's nothing on the other side to balance it. We need to add weight

to the empty side to balance it. - I'm on it.

It moved! That's good, right?

- It is, but the ball side is still lower, which means it's heavier.

We need to add more weight to this other side.

Our shoes!

It's balanced! Which means the weight is equal on both sides!

- (both): Boom-shoe-latta!

- One down, two to go.

- We are gonna need more stuff. - Not to worry. I haven't cleaned my locker

in six years. - You've been working here for less than a year.

- I mean I've got at least six years' worth of junk in there.

- Let's go.

- Is anyone out here? Anyone?

(whistling) - Ms. O! Over here! - Hang tight,

Agent Owen. First on the raft are women and children.

- Well, I don't see any women around, and we're all children here!

- Fair enough.

Catch!

- I saw Olaf in the bullpen. Said he had to save his potato?

- Let's get you up first, then I'll double back and pick him up.

- Can I blow the whistle? - Not a chance. - Had to ask.

- OK, so the yellow ball weighs as heavy as our shoes, a spool thread,

a paintbrush and a spoon, and the green ball's twice as heavy as that.

- I've got a book... and a rock.

Hmm, still too light. I also have this brick.

- Well, the ball went up,

but it went up way too much. That means

the book, rock and brick are heavier than the ball.

Let's keep trying.

- Olaf? Where are you?

Olaf!

- Potato!

- Olaf, it's too dangerous! You have to turn back, man!

- But... Potato!!

- I know this is hard for you to understand, but I have

another potato for you!

- Potato! (heroic music)

- ♪♪ Potato, potato ♪

♪ Potato joy ♪

♪ Potato, potato ♪

♪ Potato boy... ♪♪

- We've tried every possible combination of these things.

Nothing balances the scale. - Alright, I just got Olaf out.

Headquarters is now officially clear.

Time to go, agents. - But, Ms. O, we're so close!

- Close isn't good enough. Time to pull out the anchor.

- The juice box! - It was the heaviest thing I could find.

- Let's try weighing it.

- It's balanced!

Both sides on the scales are equal! Boom! - Why are you dancing?

We still have one more scale, and not enough time to figure out how much it weighs.

- We do know how much it weighs.

You said the blue ball weighs twice as much as the green ball, right?

- Yeah? - So if the green ball weighs as much as one giant juice box,

twice as much as two juice boxes!

- So with two giant juice boxes, we can balance the scale with the blue ball

and save the squad! - There are berry juice boxes in the lab. Hop on board, agents.

(heroic music)

Row, row, row!

I'm going in.

- Ms. O, wait! - No!

Ms. O?

Ms. O?

Where are you? (groaning)

- Let's go balance that scale.

- Where are you guys? - We're under the balls.

You're taller than us. We can't see you,

but we believe in you! - Oh, yeah.

It balanced! - I can't see, but I believe you!

(whooping)

(cheering)

- We did it, we did it! - Beautiful, isn't it?

- It sure is. Nice work, Ms. O.

- And now you've only lost one headquarters instead of two.

- Oh, I've lost way more than one.

There was the one in ,

, and one in '

I could keep going, but it's lunchtime.

(roaring)

- Oh, hey guys! Didn't see you there. But since we're talking, what should you do

if you stumble upon a Saffron Slimer plant like this one?

(snarling) Stay calm. A Saffron Slimer plant will only slime you

if you are heavier than it. How can you tell

if you're heavier than a Saffron Slimer? It's easy with the use of a pan balance.

Right now, I'm higher and the plant is lower. That means the plant is heavier

and I'm lighter. It also means I'm safe from getting slimed. (snarling)

Here I am with a smaller plant. The good news is we're equal-- that means I weigh the same

as the plant, and the Saffron Slimer only slimes you if you're heavier than it.

So I'm still safe. - Hey, Oscar, catch!

- It would appear that O'Connor decided to pass me a football,

and the weight of the football is just enough to tip the scale,

which means I'm lower and the plant is higher, which means

I'm heavier and the plant is lighter, which means...

I'm covered in slime.

Hey, O'Connor, catch! - Yeah!

(blowing melodically) - And now, an official message

- You wanted to see us, Ms. O? - There you two are.

Something very odd has happened. Assistant, file folder.

One of Odd Squad's biggest enemies is back,

but I'll tell you more about that on the way to the tube lobby.

But first, juice box!

Thanks, assistant. Well, what are you waiting for?

- (both): Uh, you. - Oh. Well, in that case,

well, what are we waiting for? Go!

- Whew! Great job on the juice box.

- Nice job on the file folder. Hey, Ozric,

how come we never get to do fun stuff like Olive and Otto?

- We're not agents yet. But if we do well, we'll get into the academy--

- That doesn't mean we can't have some fun now! Let's take a ride

in Ms. O's tube entrance!

- No, wait! We're assistants. Our job is to hand things to Ms. O.

If we're lucky, we push in a chair for her.

And we definitely don't ride in the tubes. We take the stairs. - Guess I'll go by myself.

- Olympia, don't go in there! - Oh, I'm all up in here.

- Oh, man... Olympia?

Ugh...

(screaming) - This is amazing!

- How do you steer this thing? - I don't know,

it's going through there! (screaming)

- Odd Squad! I am so glad you're here!

We have a serious problem-- What's with the sweats and the headband?

- We're assistants. - What Agent Ozric

meant to say is: how can we be of assistance?

- Some lady came in here, she stole all of our batteries,

and then released that! (screaming)

You sure you guys are agents?

Olive and Otto don't usually freak out like that.

Why don't I call Ms. O? - (both): No!

- We can b*at this thing with the Un-Teddy-Bear-Inator!

I saw it in one of Oscar's training videos! It's gadget number !

Just reach behind your back like Olive and Otto and we'll find it!

Jacket-Inator... - Toothbrush-Inator...

- Sandwich-Inator... - Toothbrush-Inator...

- Zero-Inator... - Toothbrush-Inator!

- The teddy bear tornado is getting stronger!

I'll cover you! Ah!

I've done all I can! Tell my story!

- It's gotta be here somewhere!

Something-or-Another-Inator...

- All I have are Toothbrush-Inators!

- Uh, Scan-Inator...

- Looks like it's the end of the road for old Hopkins.

Trudy! Cancel our lunch meeting!

- Wait! If the Un-Teddy-Bear- Inator is gadget number ,

we can combine gadgets to add up to !

Like plus , or plus ! - Or plus !

Bam! Un-Teddy-Bear-Inator!

- Yes! We did it!

- Oh! You did it!

- All in a day's work as an agent. Because we're agents.

Agents who ride the tubes, like this one behind this plant!

Yeah, it's not a tube entrance. I'm sure there's one around here somewhere.

- Probably. - I'm bringing the Jacket-Inator

and we're walking back to headquarters.

- Trudy! Lunch meeting is back on!

(braying) - Listen up, assistants!

I need you to pull up every single file we have on--

Assistants?

Assiiiistants!

Oh, I see what's going on here. You wanna play a game of hide-and-seek.

Well, I say... game on.

(growling) (elephant trumpeting)

- That was so much fun! - I'm not saying it wasn't,

but we need to head back to headquarters.

- Come on! Of all the days for the-- Odd Squad!

Boy, am I glad to see you guys! - Sir, we're not agents.

- What my friend Ozric meant to say

is that we're not just agents, we're highly trained special forces agents.

- Can we focus back on me for a second? Some lady just stole the batteries

out of my cassette player, and now I can't listen to my music.

- That thing plays music?

- I'd love to explain to you how old I am, but I don't have the time!

Look what she did to my car!

My eggmobile is ruined!

- More teddy bears. That's odd.

- Luckily, we have an Un-Teddy-Bear-Inator.

Isn't that right, Ozric? - Yup.

- What are you waiting for?

Zap it! - I thought you had it. - Why would I have it?

- You were holding it last! - No, I wasn't! (bickering)

- Maybe I should just call Ms. O. - (both): No!

- We can combine gadgets like we did last time!

- And once we fix it, we're heading back, because I'm not gonna risk--

- Losing your headband. I got it.

I've got a and a .

That equals... . Ugh, just one less than .

- All I got is this Toothbrush-Inator.

- Look, the Toothbrush-Inator has a number on the bottom!

plus equals !

Bam, Un-Teddy-Bear-Inator!

- Well, then quick! Zap my car!

Terrific! - When you said "eggmobile",

I really thought it'd be shaped like an egg.

- You know, just because it's called the eggmobile doesn't mean that--

Hey! There's the lady

who did this!

- No way! Can't do it! - What?

Guys, you let her get away, she will continue to steal batteries

and teddy-bear up this town. Not cool.

- He's right. We should follow her.

- I can't believe this is happening.

- Ugh! Where haven't I looked? (cell phone ringing) Go for O.

- Ms. O, we've been running all around town and we're not find-- - [Olive!]

I hate to interrupt, but I'm playing hide-and-seek right now.

- Oh, I'm sorry. Totally understand. - We'll hang up now.

- Hmm...

Where haven't I looked?

Aha! I bet they're hiding under the carpet!

(growling)

- OK, uh... let's keep searching. - That way.

- There she is.

- Ah! It's alive!

- We need to move.

- (both): Odd Squad! Stop right there!

- Are you sure that you are the Odd Squad?

I have never seen those purple headbands before. Is that a new look?

- Never mind the headbands! You and the teddy bear are coming with us!

- Ha! Me and my teddy bear army aren't going anywhere!

- I'd hardly call one teddy bear an "army". - Well, who said I had just one?

Ha!

Ha!

That is your cue. - I mean, that's a little better, but...

I still wouldn't call it an army.

- You could maybe call it a... trio?

- Teddy bears, charge! - (both): Run!

- Where are you going? Come!

- Use the Un-Teddy-Bear-Inator! - I don't have it!

- What do you mean, you don't have it? - You're the one who fired it!

- So we're doing that now? (bickering)

- Ah! Throw something to distract them!

- Never mind the ball!

- We can combine gadgets like the last time and the time before that!

It's our only choice!

(screaming)

I can't pick up gadgets with my hands like this!

Ozric, it's all you now!

- Me? All I can pull out are these useless Toothbrush-Inators!

- First of all, don't knock proper dental health.

Second, there are many ways to add up to a number.

- You're right! The Toothbrush-Inator

has a number on it, so I can combine number ones to add up to !

- (both): One, two, three...

- Hurry! They're using math!

- We're at ! Just more! - ,

, ! Un-Teddy-Bear-Inator!

Let's go. - Hello! Can you zap my hands first?

- Yeah, sure, sorry.

- Now let's move.

- Stop! I give up!

- (both): That's right. We b*at you.

- (both): Odd Squad! Odd Squad! Stop right there!

- Wow. I just surrendered to those two agents over there.

- Hey, guys. - Hey.

- Olympia and Ozric? They're not agents. They're Ms. O's assistants.

- Oh, I knew it! Those purple headbands were a dead giveaway!

- Hm, well done, you guys. We've been trying to capture her all day.

- Found you! - Ah! Ms. O, we can explain! - We didn't mean to--

- I know exactly what happened! Sure, I had to tear out all the carpet,

electrical wiring and plumbing, but then I figured it out.

I need you to take off your headbands.

Because they'd look pretty silly with your brand new agent badges.

- Yes! Whoo! - Congrats, you guys. - Good work.

- This still doesn't get you off the hook for using my tube entrance.

But for now, get back to HQ... agents.

- Yes, Ms. O. - You got it.

- Make sure you guys wrap this up.

- Great, now we gotta clean up for--

- Where are you going? - Hey, come back here! - Ha, ha, ha!

(roaring)

- Attention, sports fans, a giant golf ball is on the loose.

The good news is that you can make a hole for it to drop into,

using the Hole-In-One-Inator gadget.

Did you forget your Hole-In-One-Inator gadget?

Not to worry. Every Odd Squad gadget has a number on the bottom of it.

You can combine gadgets to make the gadget that you need.

In this case, the Hole-In-One- Inator gadget is the number .

There are lots of numbers that you can combine to make the number .

You can use and , and , and , and ,

or, like these agents, and .

Congratulations, you made yourself a Hole-In-One-Inator gadget.

Now, all you gotta do is keep your eyes open for the giant speeding--

golf ball.

(groaning)

- I'm Olaf. Sometimes I'm happy. - There you are. Something very odd h

Yay! Yay!

Sometimes I'm sad. Boo!

- Ms. O would like to share a juice box with you.

- But I don't have any left. - Hm.

Sometimes I give piggybacks.

- Yeah! Come on!

- And sometimes I give piggybacks and fall down.

And sometimes, I solve problems!

It is effective because the Hydraclops monster has heightened olfactory sense

due to its increase in nasal capacity! - (together): Whaaat?

- But I'm always Olaf.

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