02x21 - Breakfast Club/Dr. O: Party Time, Excellent

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02x21 - Breakfast Club/Dr. O: Party Time, Excellent

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Coming up next, on Odd Squad.

There's a new villain team in town,

called the Breakfast Club.

We've planned something very odd.

[Ms. O] I'm going to need more information.

I've never done this before.

You're acting pretty strange, Debbie.

[tense music]

[Olympia] My name is Agent Olympia.

This is my partner, Agent Otis.

This is a turtle in disguise as a rabbit.

But back to Otis and me.

We work for an organization run by kids

that investigates anything strange, weird,

and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.

[♪♪♪]

[braying]

You need to tell me where you are!

Cool!

[♪♪♪]

[screams]

[♪♪♪]

[Olympia] Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

[Ms. O] The Breakfast Club.

There you two are.

Something very odd has happened.

How can we help?

There's a new villain team in town,

called the Breakfast Club.

[beeps]

Made up of three members.

Over Easy, Cornflakes, and the Waffler.

They don't look very dangerous.

Last year, they unleashed a French toast tornado,

three towns over.

Okay, very dangerous.

Hi, I still don't know why I'm here.

Thanks for your patience, Delivery Debbie.

I want to show you all a video they just sent us.

Hey, Odd Squad.

We're just hiding out in this hotel,

and wanted you to know

that we've planned something very odd

to happen in town this afternoon.

Yeah, and you can't stop it.

Because you don't know where it is.

Even when I give you a clue.

It's in a house down the block

from where we're standing right now.

[cross-talk]

Guys, guys, relax.

It's not like I was going to tell them that our odd plan

is happening on Estevez Boulevard or something.

[cross-talk]

So, we know their odd plan

is happening on Estevez Boulevard.

I'm not sure where that is.

You take Ringwald Drive to Nelson Street,

go down an alley named Sheedy,

make a right on Anthony Michael Hall,

and stop at Gratuitous Reference Way.

There are a hundred houses on that boulevard.

It'll take us all day to find the right one.

This is where Debbie comes in.

Guys! Okay, fine, fine! No clues.

Can we at least agree on ordering pizza for lunch?

Obviously. Yes.

I have a feeling

they're going to order that pizza from you.

Guys, just 'cause I'm the only pizzeria in town

doesn't mean they're gonna...

[phone rings] [gasps]

What do I do, what do I do?

Just take the order,

find out what hotel they're staying in,

then I'll tell you what happens next.

Okay, I got this.

Deli Debibery--

[sing-song] Debbie Deb...

[scatting]

Thank you.

May I take your order?

[mouths] Thank you.

This pizza's taking forever.

Guys, I know we're villains,

but you can't rush quality, okay?

They're talking about the pizza.

Okay, okay, so do I take the shower curtain

before or after I deliver the pizza?

Why would you do that?

I dunno, I've never done this before!

Just deliver the pizza to the room next door,

like you normally would.

This plastic table thingy in the middle of the pizza

is a video camera.

Let me show you how it works.

Testing, testing,

my name is Olympia!

[clears throat]

Once you deliver the pizza,

we'll watch and listen for clues

about where their odd plan is happening.

Then we can tell Ms. O,

who's in Estevez Boulevard with security agents,

waiting to stop the plan.

You can do this, Debbie,

we believe in you. [sigh]

[rapid knocking]

Debbie! Hi.

Come on in, I'll grab my wallet.

[Over Easy] Ah...

Oh... [chuckles]

Yes. Nice work Debbie.

[Waffler] That's how you do it.

How much do we owe you?

Oh, one dollar.

[Over Easy] Huh...that, uh,

That seems a little low.

Ten million dollars?

First it's one dollar,

now it's ten million...

You're acting pretty strange, Debbie.

That's because

it's Pay What You Can Day.

Yeah, so, whatever you wanna pay me, that is cool.

Okay, then. How about dollars?

[nervous gibberish]

Gotta go!

Debbie, you did so great!

Take a look.

I bet Odd Squad

still has no clue

where our odd plan is happening.

[chuckles]

Well, not for nothing,

but they do know it's on Estevez Boulevard.

Well, it's not like I told them

that the address was a two digit number.

Why would you say that now?

Nice.

There are houses on Estevez Boulevard,

and the Waffler said the address was a two digit number.

Now we can narrow down the list of possible addresses,

and get rid of anything that isn't two digits.

[Olympia] It can't be numbers one through nine

because those are single digit numbers.

They only have a number in the ones place.

[Otis] And it can't be ,

because it's a three digit number.

With one in the hundreds place,

and zeros in the tens and ones places.

The phone was invented in ,

Olympia speaking.

How's it going over there?

Great, we eliminated numbers.

That still leaves me with possible addresses.

Way too many.

I'm going to need more information.

We'll keep listening close for clues.

Uh, guys.

I think we have a problem.

Take a look at this thingy.

Hmm... Hey...what?

This little table thing

would be perfect for our dollhouse!

[relieved sigh]

I gotta wash off some of the cheese first, though.

[loud static]

[sigh]

[sigh] The camera's dead.

Debbie, you're gonna have to go back in there

and get more info about the address.

No way, they'll know something's up for sure!

They won't suspect a thing.

We have this tiny backup microphone

we can implant in your forehead.

What? Or under her hat.

Debbie's choice.

Well, definitely the hat.

Doctor, you can go.

[squawking]

[knocking]

Who's that? That's weird.

[indistinct TV news throughout]

Uh...Debbie?

[chuckles]

What are you doing--

Hello, and good day!

I have a coupon for a free pizza at my pizzeria,

which you can use at my pizzeria

for pizza at my pizzeria,

it's pizza, pizzeria...

[TV weatherman] As you can see

from our seven day forecast,

it's nothing but sun, sun, sun.

[The Waffler] Why is this coupon

printed on stationary from this hotel?

Uh, 'cause they have really good paper.

Yeah, I stay here every night,

just for the stationary.

As much as we appreciate your coupon,

your pizzeria is uptown.

And we only hang out downtown.

Just like that address on Estevez Boulevard,

where we'll pulling off a bit of a caper thing.

[indistinct cross-talk]

Great work Debbie,

now we know the address is downtown.

How is that helpful?

Estevez Boulevard is a really long road, look...

[Otis] It goes all the way from the top of town

to the bottom.

[Olympia] And any house with an address from one to

is considered downtown.

[Otis] And address numbers up to

are considered to be uptown.

Since the villains said they only hang out downtown,

the address where the oddness will happen

should be a number between one and , less than .

[Otis] That means we can eliminate ,

and any number greater than .

[speed dial beeps]

Ms. O, the address that we're looking for

is downtown, less than ,

and is a two digit number.

Got it.

Everybody, we're moving downtown!

Do I have to go back in there?

[sighs]

[chuckle]

Here's a picture of Ms. O's face,

when she sees our odd plan.

Yeah, that's awful. Thank you.

[knocking]

Wh-- Who is that?

[scoffs] Debbie?

Hello guys, hi.

Me again.

Uh, so, I felt really bad

about the coupon thing,

so I brought you gifts.

Tiny bars of soap?

From this hotel?

Yes, but only the best-smelling ones.

Go ahead, take a whiff.

[sniffs]

I hand-picked them myself, with my nose.

I nose-picked them.

[quietly] What am I saying?

As much as we appreciate this,

there are...

ten bars of soap in that bag.

That's an even number,

and we only like things that are odd.

[both] Mmm hmm!

Just like the odd-numbered address on Estevez Boulevard.

[Over Easy] Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop!

What? I just like saying the address, okay?

It's kind of my thing.

The address on Estevez Boulevard is...

Okay, yeah, Debbie, you're gonna have to go

and please don't come back.

Way to go Debbie,

now we know the address is an odd number.

That means we can eliminate all even numbers from our chart.

[Otis] An even number is something

that can be split into two equal groups.

[Olympia] Like the number ten.

Five and five.

Unfortunately, that still leaves us

with odd numbers.

Way too many doors to knock on.

And it's almost afternoon.

That's when the evil plan is set to go off.

What do we tell Ms. O?

[sighs]

It's .

It's Estevez Boulevard.

How do you even...?

For starters, is an odd number.

[indistinct cross-talk]

The villains paid for the pizza

with dollars.

And when I went back in the second time,

they were watching the news,

and it was on channel .

And they were sketching, using pencils

from a box of colors,

at a degree angle.

And those pencils contained manganese,

the th element on the periodic table.

Ms. O, Debbie noticed a pattern.

Estevez Boulevard.

Debbie was right,

we've got a syrup volcano in there about to blow.

And on the wall, there was a portrait

of William McKinley,

the th president of the United States.

We fight breakfast with breakfast.

On the bed, there was a volleyball,

and the number of points needed to win a set,

using rally scoring rules

is .

Clear the area!

If this pancake suit doesn't absorb the maple syrup

from that volcano blast,

I dunno what will.

Ooh, oh!

Five, four...

[all] Three, two, one.

[loud rumble]

I don't see any maple syrup,

what happened?

Wait, wait a minute, okay.

Is that Ms. O?

And she's covered in syrup!

[sigh]

How did she figure out the address?

With a little help from Debbie.

Aw, man. Busted!

[Debbie] Twenty-five watt bulb,

stripes in that painting,

thread count sheets, that's very uncomfortable--

Debbie, you did great.

[exhales] Thanks.

[Ms. O] Dr. O: Party Time,

Excellent.

[zap sounds]

Hello ma'am,

we heard something odd was happening.

[out of sync] Every time I speak,

my mouth doesn't match what I'm saying.

And it happens with other sounds too, watch.

[delayed crash]

Ah, looks like a case of the out of syncs.

It happens sometimes.

The only cure is to scare them out of you.

Scare? [screams]

[gasp] Hey, it worked.

Thanks, Odd Squad.

[out of sync] Happy to help.

[out of sync] Oh no, now you have them.

So do I.

We'll just go fix them back at headquarters.

Bye.

[squawks]

[sighs]

Don't you just love the smell of fake pine cleaner?

I prefer any other smell.

Excuse me, my name is Dr. O,

we know each other through work.

And that one time I saw you at the grocery store,

you were buying lettuce.

Uh, I know who you are.

Good, then I can cut to the chase.

Here's your stapler back.

I wouldn't want to take it with me

to the Odd Squad space station.

Whoa, whoa, you're going to space?

Yes, today is my last day at this Odd Squad.

What, why haven't you told anybody until now?

Olympia, she's been saying it for months.

Everyone! [dance music]

Soon I'll be leaving for space!

To be a doctor in space.

[loud blender]

A reminder to everyone,

very soon I'll be leaving for space.

To be a doctor in space.

Oh, I totally missed that.

[shouts] What's next?

I cannot believe this is Dr. O's last day here.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[dance music]

Probably not.

We have to throw Dr. O a surprise goodbye party.

Whoa, I wasn't even in that ballpark.

But I'm onboard.

Looks like Dr. O is leaving for lunch with her nurses.

We have to act fast.

Good thing we have unlimited resources.

You have limited resources.

What do you mean?

The only money we have for this party

is in the Odd Squad piggy bank.

One, two, three, four jackelope dollars.

What?

We only have four dollars to throw a party?

The best party!

I'm a big fan of Dr. O.

We need to make sure this is a party she won't forget.

[shouting] Good luck, agents!

[softly] I don't know why I just yelled that.

This is impossible.

No, we can do this.

We just have to stick to a budget.

Budget?

Yeah, it's how much money we have to spend.

Okay, so, what do we need?

Decorations.

Perfect, there's a party supply room, those are free.

What else? Entertainment.

Yes, and a cake.

Since our budget is four dollars,

we should split up our money evenly,

so two dollars for entertainment,

and two dollars for cake.

I can so get a cake for two dollars.

You can absolutely not get a cake for two dollars.

Please, it's Dr. O's going away party.

Dr. O?

You know, What's next?

Oh!

She helped me, that one time my hands turned into croissants.

I remember it like it was yesterday...

Actually,

can we please not do a flashback?

I'm in a super rush.

Here's what I can do for you.

For two dollars, I'll sell you the recipe

and ingredients to bake your own cake.

Sold, I can absolutely bake my own cake.

I absolutely cannot bake my own cake.

However, I think this has a certain charm to it.

It only cost me two dollars.

So, how's the entertainment coming?

Come take a look.

♪ In, out, jump, twist up, down, left, right... ♪

You got Soundcheck to perform for only two dollars?

Take a closer look.

This is Soundcheck-ish.

A Soundcheck tribute band.

Yo, cat, we just imitate Soundcheck,

we're not really them.

That's why we're way cheaper...

For now.

One day, we're gonna make it big.

And I'll move out of my mom's basement.

One day.

One day, one day.

Wow, you wouldn't know unless you know.

But, I kinda know.

Now all we need to do is get decorations

from the party supply room.

The party supply room is empty.

[both] What?

Yeah... Funny story.

But I don't have time to tell you.

So now we have to buy decorations?

But we don't have any money left in our budget.

I see you're still holding those two dollars.

Yeah.

So...

Maybe we can convince Soundcheck-ish

to play for only one dollar.

Then I can have one dollar for decorations.

[giggles]

Party Pam, I'd like to purchase your finest balloons.

Sure thing, they're one dollar each.

One dollar each?

But I only have one dollar to spend in total.

Sorry, but if I cut the price for you

then I have to cut the price for everybody

and if I do that, I'll go out of business,

and then I'll have to sell this place to a guy named Jerry.

And Jerry probably is gonna turn it into a lawnmower shop.

Trust me, I've thought this through.

Well, then I guess Dr. O's not gonna have balloons

at her party.

Oh, it's for Dr. O, you should've said so.

So, I can have the balloons?

Absolutely not, but here's an idea.

I have a bunch of balloons left

from Len Buxton's retirement party.

Who's Len Buxton?

No idea, but this is his face.

I can sell you these for one cent apiece.

Well...

One dollar equals cents,

so I can buy of those balloons for one dollar.

Great!

[Olympia] Otis!

Otis, I got balloons!

Who is that?

Len Buxton!

Who is... Not important.

What matters is I got balloons

and it only cost me one dollar.

♪ I'm gonna bake a pumpkin pie... ♪

Awesome, you got Soundcheck-ish to stay,

and you only paid them one dollar.

No, no, no, when I asked Soundcheck-ish

to cut their fee in half, they quit.

Uh, then who are these guys?

Yo, possum,

we're Soundcheck-ish's identical twin brothers.

[all] Called Noise Test.

Yeah, um...

You do know Soundcheck songs though, right?

Nah, we've never actually seen Soundcheck play

or heard any of their songs.

But, they are in the house

when their brothers, Soundcheck-ish, rehearse.

We listen through the door.

[all] Through the door.

What?

You only left me one dollar to work with.

[Oona] Hey guys,

looks like a party in here.

I love parties!

Who's it for?

You can't tell?

Oh, it's for that guy on the balloons.

No, that's Len Buxton. It's for Dr. O.

Yeah, I'm not seeing that,

just seeing a whole lot of Buxton.

Oona's right,

there's nothing in this party

that's specific for Dr. O.

I feel like you're going to ask me for more money,

to buy something to make this specific for Dr. O.

Otis, can I please have some more money

to buy something to make this specific to Dr. O?

Well, I haven't paid the band their one dollar yet.

Ooh, well, there are cents in one dollar.

If I split it in half, that's cents for you

and cents for me.

You guys need change for a dollar?

That would be great.

[Ms. O] Two quarters each

makes cents for you, and cents for you.

What are you gonna do with the cents.

I have an idea.

I'll be right back.

♪ Cinnamon bun, cinnamon bun ♪

♪ cinnamon bun for free, ♪

♪ and you knock on the door... ♪

Noise Test, love those guys.

Guys, check this out!

With one cent apiece,

I could buy photocopies

of Dr. O's face.

Because I had cents.

It's not creepy, it's not creepy at all.

We are celebrating Dr. O, not creepy.

Seems a little creepy.

[Olympia] Okay,

celebrating Dr. O mask, check.

Noise Test... Where's Noise Test?

They quit.

Turns out a tribute band of a tribute band

won't work for cents.

What? So we have no entertainment?

Yeah, we do.

I got this guy.

I'm an amateur ribbon twirler.

[grunts]

What does amateur mean?

Heard you.

It means I've never twirled the ribbons in public before.

[shudders]

Until now!

Wow, you guys managed to make a whole party

for four dollars.

Yup.

[phone rings]

Go for Otis.

Roger that.

Dr. O is on her way.

Look alive people, this is not a test,

I repeat, this is not a test!

Let's get this party started!

[Ms. O] Shh! Dim the lights!

[all] Surprise!

Hit the music!

[♪♪♪]

This is so weird.

So weird.

Watch out, watch out, watch out!

[slow motion] My one cent balloons!

[echoes]

[slow motion] The two dollar cake!

[echoes]

[dramatic music]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[slow motion] No!

[all scream]

[Olympia] Ew, gross.

I'm so sorry, Dr. O.

We tried to throw you a fabulous farewell party,

but we only had four dollars.

You're all wearing my face. It's creepy.

It is? It is. I love creepy.

Is that Len Buxton? You know him?

He's one of my favorite patients.

You guys, this is the oddest party of my life.

I'll never forget it.

And I'll never forget all of you.

We'll miss you, Dr. O.

I'm getting emotional.

My replacement starts tomorrow,

please make sure to make the new doctor feel welcome.

[shouts] What's next?

[gentle music]

You know what?

We have to throw the new doctor a welcome party!

Yay!

Oh good, you're starting to plan. Can't wait.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[roar]

[Oona] Odd Squad Training Video number ,:

♪ How To Afford Office Supplies ♪

Howdy do, agents.

Part of my job as Odd Squad lab director

is to buy new supplies for the lab.

And today, I realized there's a secret special something

I really need this month

that costs dollars.

Unfortunately, there's no money left

in the lab budget this month to buy it.

The budget is the amount of money I have to spend on things.

I went to see Ms. O to see if the lab

could have a little extra money this month.

Here's what she said.

[growls]

So...new idea.

I can save money from other parts of the budget

by not buying things I don't need.

Then I can use the money I save up

to buy that secret special something.

Says here, I spend dollars each month on...lights?

[scoffs]

I can totally do without lights this month.

[loud crashes]

Apparently I need lights.

What about...

dollars for gravity? Who needs gravity?

Ahh!

Let's find some things we really don't need.

Fifteen dollars for eye glasses?

Must've been an Oscar thing.

See ya!

That just saved me big ones.

I spend four dollars every month on staples.

Buh-bye!

Because I have a staple-inator!

[loud zap]

That saves four more dollars.

Now I have dollars to spend.

Just one more dollar left to go,

until I can afford that secret special something.

I spend one dollar every month on the letter S?

[cash register bell]

I guess I can get rid of that.

Uper! I have aved dollar.

You know that what mean?

Now I can afford my ecret pecial omething.

An accordion!

Would you like to hear a ong?

[♪♪♪]

I love aving.

[Ms. O] Odd Squad -

People We've Helped

Talking About How To Get Help When You Need Help.

Uh, my name is Delivery Debbie and I contacted Odd Squad

because I was doubling myself.

[screams]

Yeah, Odd Squad, they solved my problem.

And they actually showed me that doubling is a good thing.

And, um, I can use my doubles

to help, you know, run my pizza business, so...

♪ Delivery Debbies, we're four of a kind. ♪

Um, I mean, they have their weird quirks,

like they travel around on these weird, um,

tube thingies.

[♪♪♪]

They use badges as phones.

Hello? Go for Oprah.

Olympia's new way of speaking on the phone, Olympia speaking.

Odd Squad helped me and they can help you.

Call today.

Or email.

You could text.

Send a letter? Can they? Send a letter.

Umm...

I don't know how I got in touch with them.

I don't remember at all.

[Ms. O] Odd Squad, Helping People

with Helping Helpers Helping Who Care.

I think that was it.

[Oona] Welcome to Odd Squad -

♪ A guide to your gadgets ♪

Behold the hat-inator!

it creates hats of various size,

shape and cuteness.

It has a fully carpeted interior,

a way too small carrying case.

It fits in your hand,

under your nose,

under an athlete's foot,

Diane's foot.

Once you try the hat-inator,

you'll never go back to the visor-inator.

Knowledge is power,

power is gadgets,

and gadgets is pancakes.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]
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