03x12 - Odd in 60 Seconds/Villain Networking

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Odd Squad". Aired: November 26, 2014 – July 8, 2022.*
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Series follows the exploits of Odd Squad, an organization run entirely by children, that solves peculiar problems using math skills.
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03x12 - Odd in 60 Seconds/Villain Networking

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[Big O] Coming up next on Odd Squad...

This is Odd Squad's top secret security facility.

Which is why I was so upset when a villain broke in.

-It was me! -Even with the booby traps?

I'd like to see you do it again.

-[jangling] -Oh!

[Opal]My name is Agent Opal.

These are my partners, Omar, Orla and Oswald.

This is the chocolate sundae I ate last night.

We travel the world investigating anything strange,

weird, and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.



[panting]

[cheering]



[all] Shields up!



[Opal]Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

[Opal]Odd in Seconds.

[rockets blasting]

[van computer] Arriving. Devil's Tower.

[Orla] Not as devilish as I imagined.

Welcome to Wyoming. My name is Agent Ono.

Nice to meet you Ono. I'm Opal.

This is Oswald, Orla and--

Wait, where's Omar?

Hi! I'm Omar!

I was at a gift shop.

Check out this souvenir.

Devil's Tower board game. Let's play.

We're not playing anything

until we help Ono with her problem.

Follow me.

-[gadget beeps] -[computer] Door open.

[all] Whoa!

[gadget beeping]

Yup. Pretty cool watch.

Because I'm a security agent,

I get an alarm alert whenever a door opens.

Oh,you meant the secret door thingy.

Right this way.

[harp music]

So, this is Odd Squad's top secret security facility.

Yup. It holds our most important stuff.

The mega computer's behind that door.

It contains every Odd Squad secret that ever existed!

Mmm, actually it's behind that door,

then behind two more doors, which are locked.

Plus, there are booby traps.

Ah, so a villain cannot break in.

Exactly. Which is why I was so upset when a villain broke in.

[all] What?!

It all happened while I was at the dentist.

It's all in my report.

First thing, your teeth look fantastic.

Yeah, I floss a lot.

Second thing,

this says the villain didn't

steal anything from the computer.

-How do you know? -Like I was saying,

every time a door opens or closes,

I get an alarm alert on my watch.

-[beeping] -You can see,

the villain broke in through the secret cave door at ten o'clock.

Then they broke in through the next door at :.

The next door :.

And finally, the door to the mega computer room at :.

[beeping]

When I got back here at :, the place was empty.

So that means the villain was only inside

the computer room for two minutes.

Which is not enough time to steal anything.

But still, a villain broke in.

And we will discover who it was!

It was me!

Lady Bread?

Yes! Hello!

I was the villain that broke in. It was me.

Yes! We did it. We solved the case!

We can finally play my board game now.

Hang on. Something doesn't feel right.

-[exasperated sigh] -Agreed.

Why would a bread villain break into a mega computer?

And if you broke in,

would there not be bread crumbs everywhere?

Aww come on, guys!

She said that she did it.

How much more proof do you need?

Just a little bit more.

[whoosh]

According to this break-in file,

it says this door was open at ten o'clock.

The next door was open at exactly...

-:. -So, that means Lady Bread

took one minute to run from here to the next door,

-open it, and walk through. -Uh, yes.

That's how it happened, I remember it fondly.

I'd like to see you do it again.

Setting stopwatch for seconds.

seconds? But she said I had one minute!

It's the same. There are seconds in one minute.

Have we already started the stop watch? Can we set it again?

-Ah, no. You'd better hurry. -Oof!

Ah yes, I remember this.

Oh, I remember doing this. Just like it was right now.

-[thumping] -Locked!

-Just like it was this morning. -Well I'll just do

what I did before. Which was...

pick the lock open with my bread hands.

Hahaha!

[rustling]

This is how the professionals do it.

I don't think she's doing as well as she thinks she's doing.

Well that's because I didn't pick the lock

with my bread hands. I did it with my bread feet.

They're Calabrese loaves.

This one has olives.

-Ew. -Yes.

Now I just need a little bit of leverage.

Some physics. Eh.

No, there was a bit more torque to it. Ugh.

Time's running out.

Get a good angle-- oooh!

-[thud] -[stop watch beeps]

Ah! Fine you caught me.

I'm not the villain that broke in.

Ah ha! I knew it!

You don't understand. I had to lie.

The villain that did break in is so powerful-

And that villain is me! Haha!

-Uh-oh. -[wheels squeaking]

-Who are you? -The name's Wheelie Dan.

I asked Lady Bread to lie for me,

but I guess Odd Squad is just too smart.

You can go home now, Lady Bread.

-Oh, okay. -Like, right now.

-Okay, I'm going. -Please.

-Yep. -So, yeah, I'll clean up

trash on the beach to make up for it or whatever.

So, we should all go now.

Hey!

How do I know you're not lying like Lady Bread?

Number one: I have wheels.

I don't see how that matters.

Number two: watch how fast I can open that door.

[zip]

[rattling]

-[computer] Door open. -[gadget beeping]

Huh. Well he can definitely

open the door in under seconds.

That means Dan did it!

Which means, case closed.

And we can play!

Wait a minute.

I'm still not convinced.

I need to see you open all the doors.

-[exasperated sigh] -Fine.

[suspenseful music]

[sighing]

According to this break-in file,

it says you opened this door at :

and that door at exactly :.

seconds... starts now.

Are we calling it seconds or are we calling it one minute?

-[all] Both. -We're doing both.

-Either way, no problem. -Even with the booby traps?

-Say what now? -When the villain entered,

-they set off booby traps. -So, it didn't look like this.

It looked like this.

-[gadget beeps] -Marbles.

[all] Whoa!

Yeah.

-Go! -[Wheelie Dan whimpers]

Huuuuhhh! Just a little slip. I'm fine.

Ow. Oh. That was...

-less fine. -He looks ridiculous.

[rattling]

Sometimes, one minute goes by so fast.

Other times, it lasts forever.

-Ow. That's gonna leave a mark. -[groans with effort]

We're starting to feel bad.

Would you like us to stop the timer?

-Oww! Oh. -[thud]

-[all] Oh! -[thud]

-[all] Oh! -[thud]

-[all] Oh! -[thud]

-[all] Oh! -You might wanna hurry!

I can do this, just like I did it the other time.

-Whoooaaa! -[thud]

-[all] Oh! -[stop watch beeps]

Time's up.

Fine! I wasn't the villain who broke in.

But you don't understand,

she made me say it was me.

She is so powerful...

She? Who is she?

She is me!

[gasps]

The Utensiler?

Actually, I'm her younger sister.

You can tell because my utensils are smaller.

So, you're the evil mastermind who broke into this place?

You betcha!

You can go now, Dan.

Bye, Dan.

-Bye. -Bye. Ow.

But how do we know you're the real villain?

Because I'll show you exactly how I did it.

I got past the marbles in this room with these.

[vacuum whining]

They're vacuums, in case it wasn't clear to anyone.

[vacuuming]

I don't even use this shorter one, it's broken.

-[vacuuming stops] -And there we go.

-[all] Whoa! -[swoosh]

And then I opened this door with my lock pick hands!

-[all] Ah. -[clicking]

-[computer] Door open. -[gadget beeps]

Ta da!

Well, answers all of my questions.

I am still not satisfied.

Are you kidding me right now?

Have I ever kidded?

I wanna see you open the last door in seconds.

[all] Whoa!

[Oswald] Awesome!

And get past these lasers? Easy.

I bet she's gonna dance through them.

Nope, I'm going mirrors.

Setting timer for seconds.

Go!

[watch ticking]

[zapping and tapping]

-[beeping] -Bye bye, lasers!

[all] Whoa!

Ten seconds.

And then I opened this final door.

-[whoosh] -Right this way.

-[computer] Door open. -[gadget beeps]

So... this is the real mega computer?

Yeah, I'd better close this door.

I tried to download all the secrets inside,

but then you came back, so I snuck outta here.

-[beeping] -[computer] Door closed.

Questions? Great. Then I will be going.

[footsteps]

-[tapping] -Hey, can you help me out here?

These hands are a blessing and a curse.

-[whoosh] -Door open.

[beeping]

-[whoosh] -[computer] Door closed.

[gadget beeps]

Come on, Omar. Let's go play your game.

Case closed.

I can't believe I'm saying this,

but I don't think it's closed.

[all] Wait, what are you talking about?

The alarm on Ono's watch just went off

-when The Utensiler left. -Yeah, like I said.

Whenever a door opens, I get an alarm.

But, according to this file,

Ona's watch alarm went off at , :, :, and :.

And when she got back, The Utensiler was gone.

Yes?

But why didn't you get any watch alerts

when The Utensiler left through each door?

-Are you saying... -The real villain that broke in-

-[whoosh] -Never left.

The Shadow.

You're the villain who took control of our van.

Nice to see you again, Opal.

Thanks to Lady Bread, Wheelie Dan

and The Utensiler distracting you,

I had enough time to steal exactly what I came here for.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have lots of work to do.

[rockets roaring]

-[debris clattering] -Oh!

[cackling]

Oh, no, no!

[typing furiously]

She took a list containing the names

of all the villains around the world.

She also took one agent profile...

Agent Opal.

[papers rustling]



[lion roaring]

[Opal]Odd Squad Training Video #:

Powering Through a Power Nap.

Being an Odd Squad Agent can be tiring.

So it's important to be well-rested.

Which is why I've perfected the one-minute power nap.

I know what your thinking. One whole minute?

Don't worry. Nothing can go wrong in seconds.

And to prove it, I'll show you how it's done.

First, you need a place to sit.

Check. Second, a sleep mask.

Check.

Third, some noise-cancelling headphones.

-[yelling] Check! -[normal voice] Sorry.

Now, I'll set my watch to vibrate in seconds,

-to wake me up. -[beeping]

Now, let the sleeping begin.

[watch ticking]

Hey van computer, can I get some popcorn please?

[van computer] Coming right up.

-[whoosh] -Turbo setting activated.

That seems not good.

-[microwave beeps] -Your popcorn is now ready.

-Aww! -[popcorn popping]

[crunching]

[popcorn popping]

[watch ticking]

[popcorn popping]

[popcorn popping]

[watch ticking]

[leaf blower whining]

[watch ticking]

[leaf blower whining]

[watch ticking]

[leaf blower whining]

[watch ticking]

[watch beeping]

Ah! Fully rested. And not a thing went wrong.

Hey partner, got any extra popcorn?

[low rumble]

[boom]

[popcorn rustling]

[Opal]Villain Networking.

The day has finally come when I, The Shadow,

convince every villain in the world

to join my villain network.

[laughs maniacally]

Hey boss!

Brutus! How many times have I told you

not to interrupt my evil laugh?

I used the villain list you stole from Odd Squad's

top secret security facility

to invite the heads of all the major villain groups.

Just like you asked!

Now we can shut down the Odd Squad Mobile Unit for good!

[crowd yelling]

What's going on out there?

I don't think the villains are getting along with one another.

[she sighs]

I won't sit next to a numbers villain.

And I won't sit next to a food villain.

Oh really? Stop!

-[arguing over each other] -Stop!!!!

Now, please, take a seat in your assigned villain groups!

This way! Come on!

Come on, come come, come on.

Food villains, over there.

That's you Shelly Catessen and Jamie Jam.

Weather villains, over here.

Freeze Ray Ray and Dr. Dry, move it.

Crazy Eights, you and all the other number villains,

-sit over there. -And the assorted villains,

the ones that don't fit into a particular category,

like Monsieur Papier Mache and Sister Sally, sit there.

[clears throat]

I have a question? Who are you?

I am the Shadow.

We've never seen you before.

She's new to villainy, but she has big plans.

Let me start by asking you a question:

what does Odd Squad have that we don't?

-Ties. -Gadgets.

-Good breath. -No!

Well, yes. But no.

They have teamwork.

They're always working together to solve problems.

-[sounds of agreement] -But as villains,

we work alone. What does that get us?

Easier seating at restaurants?

No.It gets us nothing.

That's why my plan is for us to form a villain network.

[all] Ah!

Behold, our logo!

[fanfare]

[all] Uh...

Why is our logo a vase?

I believe it's pronounced "vaws".

-It's not a vase, or a "vaws". -Thank you.

It's two villains talking to each other.

[sounds of disagreement]

This is a face...

so is this one...

and they're talking to each other.

This point is,

we should be working together, the way Odd Squad does.

Because as you can see here,

oddness is going down.

[audience gasps]

-Wait, what is that thing? -This is a line graph.

It represents the oddness caused worldwide

over the past six months.

My assistant Brutus will help explain.

The months of June to November are written here

along the bottom, or horizontal axis.

The numbers on the side, or vertical axis,

represent the amount of oddness caused worldwide.

It goes from one to , on the odd-o-meter.

And what are those dots on it?

The dots represent how much oddness was caused each month.

For example, this dot shows that in June,

the oddness was at . While this dot shows

that in August, it was at .

When you connect the dots via line,

it's easier to see the amount of oddness that changed over time.

Sometimes it went up, and other times, it went down.

Graph says we had a back in July.

Yes, we were all doing really well in July.

But after the Odd Squad Mobile Unit started in August,

oddness went down. And just kept going down.

Since you're all doing so badly at causing oddness,

you can join my villain network.

And we can increase our oddness together!

-[cackling] -[fireworks blasting]

Stop the music.

Firstly, that's not my jam.

Second, don't blame the food villains for oddness going down.

We all know that it was the weather villains' fault.

How dare you! I, Dr. Dry, master of dryness

and my fellow weather villains,

have been making plenty of oddness.

It's, um, Crazy Eights' fault that oddness has gone down!

Don't put this on the number villains!

-I'm outta here. -Us too!

We assorted villains never want to work with any of you!

[cacophony]

Brutus, don't let them leave. I'm going to my office

to find another way to convince them to join.

No problem, boss. I got an idea.



Wait!

-You can't leave. -[all] Why not!

-Because of this! -[all gasping]

[all] The Villain Rulebook!

Correct. And according to the Villain Rulebook,

when there is a gathering of villains, indoors,

north of the equator, they musth have A potluck picnic.

-[groaning] -Ugh. I hate that rulebook.

Food villains need to bring food,

assorted villains take care of decorations,

and the weather villains, bring good weather.

Everybody got that?

[mumbled agreement]

Let's picnic.

[cheerful organ music]

[crowd din]

I never thought I'd say this to a food villain, but...

this grilled cheese sandwich you made is dee-licious,

-Shelly Catessen. -Thanks! Used to be a shoe.

What's going on?

We are having a picnic.

According to the Villain Rulebook,

when there is a gathering of villains, indoors--

I don't care about the Villain Rulebook!

Everyone! Back to your seats!

Please and thank you.

Since each group is blaming each other

for the decline of worldwide oddness,

I decided to create more line graphs

to show how each group did individually.

Brutus.

There's a graph for the weather villains.

[whispering] You know, we really should

have rehearsed this.

Number villains.

Assorted villains.

And the food villains.

The food villains had a high point of in July!

The number villains did too!

The weather villains got a .

[both] So did the assorted villains.

But after the Odd Squad Mobile Unit started,

all your numbers have been declining.

Or, going down.

Why are you showing us this?

So you don't blame each other for doing so badly,

-because you're all doing badly. -[groaning]

But if you join my villain network,

we can shut down the Odd Squad Mobile Unit, together!

-[maniacal laugh] -[fireworks blasting]

-We're all failures. -[sobbing]

This is more upsetting than that confusing villain logo.

[crowd din]

-Wait! -[panting]

-You can't go. -Why not?

If there is a gathering of villains,

on a Wednesday, with a villain wearing red shoes,

they must play a game of dodgeball.

[groaning]

-Got us again. -This rulebook is so specific!

-[laughing] -[balls bouncing]

Terrific throw, Freeze Ray Ray.

Right back atcha, Shelly Catessen.

Oooh!

-Ugh. -You doing okay, Dr. Dry?

Mouth is... so dry.

Time out for water break!

-[loud whistle] -[thud]

Hey!

No fair! Brutus blew the whistle!

Sorry, it slipped out of my hand.

You're a Sticky Sister, nothing slips out of your hand.

-[zap] -Come on, people!

Let's not forget about the rules, here.

Sticky tape att*ck!

[zap]

[screams]

-[crowd din] -[lasers zapping]

Uh oh.



What's going on here?

The villains are having a little trouble getting along...

-[clang] -Ah!

A little?!

Take that, Turkey.

[blast]

Nooo!

Dr. Dry!

[cackling]

I guess my plan to unite the villains is over.

Double-sided tape att*ck!

-[zap] -[cackling]

Jam!

-[zap] -That's too bad,

because all this oddness, in the same place,

at the same time,

must be at least a on the odd-o-meter.

A on the odd-o-meter...

where have I seen that before?

On my very first graph.

[tinkling music]

[blast]

The amount of oddness caused by all the villains

went up to a in July.

[zapping]

I know a way to convince them to join my network.

And you're gonna help me.

Fantastic! What's my job?

[blast]

[splat]

[zapping]



-Hey. -[shouting] Everybody stop!

I wanna show you another graph!

[groaning]

[rattling]

I was so focussed on the low points before,

I didn't pay any attention to the high points.

There real question isn't why you did so badly after August,

but why you did so well in July.

Jamie Jam, what oddness did the food villains cause in July?

We worked with the number villains

to double the world's stinkiest cheeses.

And Freeze Ray Ray, what oddness did

the weather villains cause in July?

Well, we worked with the assorted villains

to make it rain blue sticky tack.

It was so sticky. And so odd.

-Yes. -[laughing]

Exactly! When you work together,

you create the highest amounts of oddness. See?

These four different coloured lines

are the same lines on the villain group graphs

I showed you earlier.

Why did you put each of our lines on the same graph?

I think she did that so it's easier to see how they compare.

As you can see, when we worked together in July,

it was the highest amount of oddness caused

between June to November.

-[gasping] -Right, yes.

It is. It is. She's right, it is.

Join my villain network, and we can cause so much oddness,

we can shut down the Odd Squad Mobile Unit forever!

And all of Odd Squad too, right?

Yeah, sure. Them too.

-Alright. -[cheering]

[fireworks blasting]

[evil laugh]

[Oona]Welcome to Odd Squad: A Guide to Your Gadgets.

Behold the Toast-inator. It makes toast.

So, that's pretty much it.

You push that button and guess what?

It makes toast.

Toast-inator....

How about those graphics, huh?

How are we doing on time?

Oh. Good.

Knowledge is power.

Power is gadgets.

And gadgets is toast.

[Opal]Odd Squad. Teaming Up with Teamwork

Together as a Team.

Hello, I am Van Computer.

Not only do I provide the Odd Squad Mobile Unit

with helpful information on their missions,

but I also consider myself the fifth member of the team.

Maybe even the most fun member.

Let's get this party started.

Crank it up!

There's a candy wall?!

-Mini-golf. -Go OS-bot!

Every group needs a wild card. Activating streamers.

-[kazoo tweeting] -Bam!

Bet you did not see that one coming!

Perhaps the best indication

that I am also a member of OSMU,

I have my very own cool catchphrase.

Agents! You have an incoming call from the Big O.

Agents! You have an incoming call from the Big O.

Agents! You have an incoming call from the Big O.

I can even sing.

♪ Van Computer, Van Computer ♪

♪ Flying through the sky. Bam! ♪

Odd Squad. Teams Working with Teams

Together as a Team Together. I think that was it.

[dynamic instrumental]







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