01x07 - A Loser I Can't Hate

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There.

Hurt

me one on one, no questions asked ever.

When it comes to frying mystery ingredients,

you're the best in Japan, honey bun.

The trick is giving everything a good chop.

Then you mix it up with some potatoes and voila.

Mhm. However you do it, you're gonna catch the b*mb.

I'm glad you like him. Please have some more.

Oh, I can't. I'm super stuffed. Thanks for dinner, ma'am.

You're welcome. Oh, I drew a bath for you.

So have at it. Cool. Thanks. The bath.

What? What's so funny? I was

just thinking how fun dinner with everyone was.

How so? Well, my mom d*ed when I was little.

And after that, my dad sent me

to live at a boarding school. So

I never really knew what it was like to have a family dinner.

And I guess I never really cared.

But now, when we're all together like this and having dinner,

the food tastes better. Like, way better.

But what sucks is all the peeping toms.

This looks awesome. Thanks for the lunch.

Ryuko Matoi and president of the Kn*fe throwing club.

Naito's the name, you ass. You just

ruined my lunch with that dirty Kn*fe. Start praying

like fiber synchronised Pommeroy Rankin's Suwaiq Benny Sussex.

Haha, nice one. Now it's my turn.

I'm president of the Nanjing Lily Club. Kaigi Saburo Kagura.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Then, so she's

president of the Tightrope Walking Club. She.

Kn*fe throwing, nudging bullies and tightrope walking.

What the hell? Where are these super specific clubs coming from?

Are those guys all used to be the acrobatics club?

They decided to split up because of you, though.

Because of me? Yep. Remember, if someone beats you,

they get promoted to three star, but they have

to be two stars first and they have

to be president of a club for that.

So they split up and made new clubs.

And that's why they're coming after you now.

Jeez, they're desperate because more stars mean a better life.

That's how it works here, man. That system is totally messed up.

On second thought, it's perfect.

What's the meaning of this motto?

What do you mean? Can't you read?

I'm starting up a fight club.

Sure you are. You bet your ass I am.

You guys are forcing people to start

all these lame clubs to challenge me. So I'm starting my own.

Say hello to the president of the Fight Club.

Me? Do you honestly think a club like that will get approved?

I approve this fight club of yours.

Here we go again with her up there in her pedestal.

I see you've decided to take part in my system. Matoi

here, right? More like take a partner

system and bring it down on top of you.

We'll see. Just try not to let it go to your head.

When I'm through with you, you're going

to be begging to tell me everything.

Let's get your paperwork sorted out.

Wow. You switched gears fast, lady. Slutsky

made her decision. I must accept it.

Montoya. Are you sure you want to

be president of this club? Yep.

But I don't need a Goku uniform.

I got my camo, so I'm good. Understood.

As president, you will submit a club activity log every Friday.

Each month, you will file an expense

report and a request for the next month's budget.

You also have to file a club room,

request form a club member organization chart, and a list of family.

And you must attend club President council

meetings every morning at seven. No tardies.

Uh, actually, my buddy Mako Mankanshoku is going to be president.

And that was mean. I'll make him be president without even asking.

Don't worry. The important thing is, our

fight club's all set up Now,

as soon as I start b*ating the other club,

President's Heart Club's gonna get more respect,

and then your rep here is gonna skyrocket.

We'll even get a better place to live. I know, but.

What's up? I'm Ryuko Matoi from the Fight Club.

Maimu Okuyama, president of the Folk Dance Club.

I'm here to fight you and take your uniform.

Keep dreaming. We're going to dance on your corpse.

High speed. My mom. Look, Dad, you're

going to have to do more than dance if you want to b*at me.

Then. So she's one down and a bunch more to go.

Hoo yah!

With the Dokee brothers from the Pottery

Club. Play Psychokinesis. How many subjects?

Finally our very own condo. And what a view.

Yeah, it's great. And I like my new clinic too.

I hope I don't lose any of my back alley patients, though.

Oh, Dad, as long as the kid you ain't say it's okay.

Who gives a crap? Got me.

Hey, we got a bathtub inside the house.

We have a washing machine and an

a*t*matic dishwasher. We got air conditioning.

Oh, and there's one in every room.

We've got a friggin toilet. This is unbelievable.

Here you go. Isn't our room the best ever?

I love, love, love being a one star.

I guess what you said was true.

More stars do mean a better life.

But I didn't think it happened so fast.

It's dinner time. No mystery meat croquettes tonight.

No, sirree. Bob. Tonight, we're having croquettes

filled with % real beef and pork.

Ooh,

gosh, they're so friggin good. Who'd

have thunk this family would ever get

a chance to live like this?

Thank you, Michael and Ryuko. We owe it all to you.

Oh, geez. You don't need to thank us.

As long as you guys are happy. That's all the things we need.

Mm hm.

Raise your lovely face. Just get. You're broke.

Cut it out with the paper.

We're just cleaning the window. Dad.

It's like a dream, isn't it? Everyone's so happy now.

From now on, I'm going to work even harder.

I'll be the best club president. Yeah, I know you will.

I'm Eisenberg Fukuhara,

president of the Ping Pong Club. Check out my flaming.

Then he saw sh*t.

Time to. President of the Origami Club. Let's fire! Steady.

Considering Fight Club's achievements. I move, you raise our standard of living.

I'll protect our lifestyle because it's what makes my family happy.

French food again. Oh, honey, are you heading out?

Yeah, I got a meeting with the doctor's guild.

Oh, right. Remember that diamond necklace I showed you?

Can I buy it? Sure, hon. Go ahead. It looked great on you.

I didn't know back alley doctors had a guild.

Oh, that's right. I totally forgot. Got invited

to a birthday party tonight. I'm out of here.

Well, I'll be heading out to enjoy your dinner. Ryuko.

Yeah, we'll do.

Sorry. The council meeting ran late again.

Hey, where is everyone? Guess they all

had other stuff to do. Yeah, I heard that.

Okay, let's talk schedule. Once you're done eating,

it's off to the gym for some weight training.

I got you booked solid for tomorrow

and the day after, too. What?

This is the life. A huge mansion.

All this stuff. We're living the life of luxury.

And then some. Isn't it great? Everyone's so happy now.

Let's work hard to keep it that way, okay?

Sure. Well, I'm off to bed. Night.

All right where you go?

You're going to fight every single person in this gym. What?

I'm gonna chuck it in at the Fight Club,

and we'll go mossawa here by.

Go to our site. Any questions? No.

Hey, waiter, bring me every bottle of alcohol you got.

Bring me all your champagne.

Nice hustle, Rico.

Come on. You got another fight scheduled on the field.

Oh,

excuse me, ma'am. I want to

buy all your chocolate. Thank you.

Touchdown.

What gives you the right to be here anyway?

My club results give me the right.

That's what Honnoji Academy is all about.

Only winners get to move up in the ranks here, remember?

We can't let these people have their way, Lady Satsuki,

Unless something is done, Matoi and Mankanshoku

will be part of the council's inner circle.

The ones who've been defeated in battle

were obviously unworthy of their rank.

Let me fight her again. I'll put

her down for good this time. Be patient.

Why did you authorize their club, milady?

You must have had a reason for doing so.

Just watch and wait. They'll either end

up destroying Honnoji Academy or they'll assimilate into it.

We'll soon find out.

It seems you're back to eating dinner alone, doesn't it?

Yes. The guys are busy too.

Ryuko Did you think success would be like this?

Today we face off against the Elite Four.

Once we win, the Fight Club will

stand supreme on the student council.

We'll be respected and showered with all kinds of luxuries.

Well, look who decided to show up. Today's the final showdown, So.

What's this? I'm quitting the club. Huh? What? Is this, a joke?

It's not a joke. I'm done with it.

But you can't. We work so hard for this.

If you quit now, they'll send us back to the slums.

I'm okay with that. Well, I'm not.

I'm never going back there, ever.

What the.

President Mankanshoku of the Fight Club.

Your two star Goku uniform is in that wardrobe.

My uniform. If you wish to keep all you worked for,

you must fight and defeat Matoi. Say what?

And if you defeat her, I will

grant you a three star Goku uniform.

Ready, Satsuki? Typical. All you do is play dirty.

Your friend decides what happens next. You.

Fighter synchronized. Come second. Save your strength.

You're going to need it for your other opponents.

Fight Club. Spec two star Goku uniform.

Well, so much for friendship. That's our lady Satsuki.

She knows how to play dirty. Does she know Ryuko?

It's.

Shut it up, Marco. I can't go back to being poor.

We're living the good life and we're happy now.

Come on, snap out of it. It's your mom and dad.

sh*t. My God.

Marco. Stay back, guys. Is not thinking straight.

Don't try to stop her because you might get hurt. Huh?

What are you standing around for?

Go on, b*at the piss out of Ryoko.

She's distracted. Crusher, knock her lights out.

You're not even gonna try to stop her.

So about this? Ryoko But we'd be crazy

to walk away from this lifestyle. Don't worry.

Oh. This is human nature motto. Prosperity leads to greed.

Greed leads to their downfall. One taste

of a life of affluence and their enslaved

slaves to a system which I created.

They are nothing more than pigs, pigs and human clothing.

Pigs that must be tamed by force.

Ryuko. What's wrong? I'm fine like this.

The hell she powered down for. She's nuts.

Is Montoya risking her life all for the sake of a friend?

Michael Singer.

You're finished.

What? Why? Why don't you guys stop me?

She's gonna die if I keep hitting her.

My God, How can you just sit?

What? I'm trying to k*ll her. What kind of.

Are you? Wait, What do we do? And I got to be president.

I thought our lives were better because.

Don't look so happy. It's like the

whole family was glowing with happiness.

But it was all. Life. None of it was real at all.

We let ourselves be blinded by greed.

That's what the glow was. It was

plain old greed burning inside us.

We're evil. Mom, Dad, everyone and son.

Uh, I guess now we know the real

power of your Goku uniform. Huh? Huh?

You know, you could have k*lled me

if you wanted, but you didn't.

You knew she'd never go that far.

That's why you didn't fight back. Well,

she was fighting hard, fighting all that greed inside her.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Ryuko, Come on, Let's end this.

I hereby declare Fight Club is disbanded.

I'm demoting myself back to being a no star.

See, that human chain is weak, as you say they are.

They got the strength to do the

right thing when they want to.

Pleasure finishing move. Sidney Sussex.

Huh? Nicely done.

Goodbye.

Oh, hey.

I'm a greedy, no good bastard. I hate myself. I'm. Family.

Son of a bitch. No offense, Mom. We're so very.

To to.

Don't screw me over like that again. Got it? Got it.

:. What time is it? It's time.

Gotta hand it to your mom. Not complete your mercury. Cool.

You did it. They're the best in Japan.

Save room for seconds. Oh, awesome. It seems

the festive dinners you like have returned.

Yep. There were being a family's all about.

Oh.

Hold on What? I said. If the Fight

Club could defeat their opponents so easily,

then the other clubs weren't worthy to begin with.

Were you testing them? Don't question the motives of Lady Satsuki.

Everything she does, she does. After careful consideration.

He's right for I plan to rebuild

Honnouji Academy's order from the ground up,

and the first step is culling the unworthy from our ranks.

Melody. You're not planning to use Matoi

to root out the undesirables here, are you?

Disciplinary Committee Chair IRA Yamaguchi. Satsuki Kita Kiryuin right hand man.

He vows to get his license so he can be her chauffeur.

Now that's loyalty. But will his driving

skills be up to the task next

time on k*ll LA k*ll. I'll wipe my own tears.