06x07 - Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool

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Bungo preschool.

Hey there. Mr. Darcy. What's that you have there?

Well, Atsushi, this rope is used for I got it,

it's for playing choo choo train.

Here we go. Chugga choo choo! Yay!

Hey, where? Tiger, don't go bothering Mr. Dorsey when he's busy.

Did you want to join us, Akutagawa?

I do, Choo choo train leaving on track five.

Next stop, the armed detective Agency.

Choo choo! Huh? Are they kids?

Bunko preschool. Kunikida. Help! I can't seem to find the ball anywhere.

Don't you worry. Ability dopo poet. Dopo

poet allows him to materialize things by

writing them in his notebook. Hey,

b a l, is there one l or two? Uh.

Bingo. Preschool. Now it's nap time. Big brother.

Sleep together like little children do. Stop! You're suffocating me!

Uh oh. She finally left me alone. Ow ow ow ow ow!

Bingo! Preschool. What's Kenji up to?

I am thankful for this meal. My tummy feels really happy now.

Time to take a nappy nap. I woke up and now I'm hungry again.

Time for a teeny tiny snack.

And now I'm sleepy again. He's the same Kenji as usual.

Bungo preschool. Hey, Kyoka, what have you got there?

This is a pair of scissors for cutting things.

They're not for stabbing. And they're not for assassinating anybody..

Who wasn't going to.

A crab Annie. A penguin. A cow. Water fleas.

Pika.

Sorry. Kyoka Bungo preschool. Hey! Where?

Tiger? Why don't you go cry about it to Dazai?

If you're so upset, try making me cry.

Okay, how.. About this for

being older than me, you're pretty short. Yeah.

You little. I didn't think you'd go

right for the throat like that.

Huh? It's true. I may look like this at the moment,

but wait till you see me when I'm all grown up, huh?

Little known fact. Did you know drinking

milk makes you taller? Is that true?

You get bigger just from drinking it. That's right.

And I drink milk each and every day.

You're going to be like a skyscraper. So true.

Bungo preschool. Gather round all and listen up.

Get ready for story time, children. Today

I will be reading aloud from this book here,

page . Mine has been a life of much shame.

I can't even guess. This isn't the..

Kind of stuff you should be reading to children.

Huh? What's the matter, everyone? Oh, should

I read Discourse on Decadence instead? No. You feathers your brain.

I think you should read Rashomon to us.

Dazai. No. Let's read the Makioka Sisters.

It's kind of a book. Let's read some poems.

How about for The Tainted Sorrow?

I'm pretty sure none of those things are for children.

What's going on in here? Sounds like a party, Ms.. Yosano. Mrs..

Aki, look, kids, I brought you some picture books. Race.

Oh darn whippersnappers, you should respect your

elders instead of stepping on them.

And so ended another fun day for me. Oh, wow.

Gather round everyone. We have

some wonderful new friends who will be joining us at our preschool.

This is Rampo Edogawa..

Seems like a pretty shy kid. Motojiro

Kajii I love bombs and stuff and..

He seems really dangerous. Bungo preschool. Oh, no.

Our castle broke again. Hey, Robbo,

do you want to play ball together? Come on, play with me.

We're coming with Kiyoka would be fun too.

I don't like childish games like that. Huh?

It's kind of hard making friends with Rompo.

Oh, I heard there's a special snack for the two of us today.

Something. Something special. Snack? Bungo preschool.

Hey, newbie, I challenge you to a game of rugby.

I'll show you who's the boss around here.

You okay? Don't cry too much when you lose.

Oh, this guy just threw a b*mb at me.

I'm telling you the truth, I swear.

You want to explain what that expl*si*n was just now? Uh oh.

It looks like you caught me. The truth

of the matter is, I love lemon shaped bombs.

You'd better not be planning to use

those on Mr. Darcy. No way. Oh, good.

You're all right, then, huh? Are you serious?

I made these bombs just now. You want to have one?

You can make them just like that. That's super duper mega awesome.

I actually have another special ability too.

I like you, the two of us are best buds now. Hmm.

Let's go stuff some bombs down Darcy's pants.

I don't know if I should be friends with you anymore.

Fungo. Preschool. Whoa. Thanks, Rambo. How'd you know I wanted one?

It didn't take a genius detective from overhearing you talk about it.

That can't be true at all. You're

amazing. You are a genius, detective.

Uh, did I get too close? I'm sorry.

No. It's fine. Talk to me if there's

anything that you need. You're so kind, Rumple.

I wonder if Rompo is getting.. Along with the others.

Excuse me. Huh? Can I join you guys?

Of course you can join us. Can I borrow.. That?

Boom! Go preschool. Let's go of here.

No, you let go of him now! Now,

you two don't go pulling on it like that. You'll break it.

Everyone loves Otis, man.

Man. Flawless punch. Hey, is that an O Saku man plushie?

Yeah, I brought it from home, so don't tell teacher, okay?

Oh, is that the kind of stuff you're into? So childish.

I don't watch those kiddy shows. I

watch the news like grown ups.

Look, it's Oda Saku, man. Huh? Is it really? Just kidding.

Man. What's wrong with this song?

Do you have something to say? Say it to my face.

Here. Julia. If you like it so much,

you can go and borrow it.

No, no, no, I wouldn't say I like him.

I just come home, record every episode

and then watch them over and over

and over and over and over again.

It's not like I think he's cool or anything.

You want it, don't you? Well, if you

really insist I play with him, I'll do it.

Wow. It's so Daisaku. Man. I like this guy too.

Huh? Hey, what are you making that face for?

Well, Mr. Darcy, you like go to Saku,

man, even though you're a grown up.

Yeah, I love him. That's kind of weird, Atsushi.

He's only saying that because we're children

and he thinks it'll humor us.

Oh, yeah? There's no way a grown

up would like Ota Saku man. No.

I can't believe you lied and said

you, like, go to soccer, man.

Why won't they believe me? Why don't

you show them your other clothes?

That would open up a whole new can of worms.

He's not lying. He really does like Otis Ackerman.

How do you know Akutagawa?

I can't wait for the Otis Ackerman show.

I'm only here because I was invited.

Oh, could this be a date? Oh, boy. Tachihara.

Well, hey, fancy seeing you.. Here, Mr. Dazai.

Oh, it looks like the show is about to start. Here we go. Oh.

You're right. He really is a fan.

Mr. Dazai looks so happy. He's hogging him all to himself.

Thus, Mr. Dazai's love for Otis Ackerman

was proven once and for all. Bungo preschool.

You're getting a special snack today. Yay!

Special snacks are fun to eat. Snacks

for two are just as sweet.

Let me eat until I. What happened?

It's almost as if.. There'd

been a big expl*si*n that went off over here. See?

Hey, what's that look? I didn't do it. Huh?

She's right. He was with me the entire time,

plotting to make Dazai go bam! Kablooey.

And that's better. Everyone, I would like

for you to hear me out. What's up?

Ultra deduction. Ultra deduction is an ability

which allows him to solve a case

just by putting on his glasses.

The premeditated cut to the curtain. The individually

wrapped candies that can be eaten off the floor.

Someone deliberately made the room this way.

It all points to one person. And that would be Mr. Dazai.

Well, howdy. It seems that you're all here.

I hope you enjoyed the special surprise

I kept in store for you. It's so nice to see all of you

hanging out and playing with one.

Why? Why are you all looking.. At me like.. That? I say

that we shove some bombs down this dummy pants. No. Why?

know. Dr.. Expressing one's affection can be so terribly difficult.

Only because you take things too far.