01x09 - Berry Scary

[bunniefuu]

["Psycho" violins playing]

And now,
the dramatic conclusion of...

"The loved and the loveless."

Man: oh, I hope
she is no loveless!

Woman: if he breaks her heart...

I love you, slade brockwell.

And I love you, chandelier.

Both: bloo!
One!

You make us miss
dramatic conclusion of...

"The loved and the loveless."

And you're making me
miss the ball.

Can't you see I'm working
on a world record here?

One. One. One.

Coco coco!

Laugh it up, featherball.

But when mac gets here,

We're gonna paddle
our way into history.

Coco?

Well, I'm not paddling.

Mac's the paddler.
I'm the counter.

Now, where was i?

One. One. One. One.

Unh. One. Unh. One.

Unh. One. Unh. One.
Unh. One. Unh. One.

Unh. One. Unh. One. Unh.
One. Unh. One.

Enough already!

Are you trying to interfere

With mac and me's dream
of setting a world record?

No. I'm trying
to watch my show.

Now, go paddle somewhere else!

I told you I'm the counter.

Get out of here!

One. One. One. One. One.

[Door closes]
finally.

[Doorbell rings]

Mr. Herriman,
can you get that?

I am currently occupied
with a most pressing matter.

Please!

Do your job, miss frances.

You're not getting paid
to not open doors.

Blech!

Chandelier: I've loved you
since the very first moment

I saw you, slade brockwell.

The very first moment.

And I you, chanda.

From the very first moment.

Yeah?

Hi, there. I'm berry.

Oh! Hi. Hi, I'm sorry.

You must be an imaginary
friend looking for a home.

I'm frankie.

Welcome to foster's.

Thank you berry much.

Do you need any help
with your luggage?

No, thank you.

I'm berry happy
to carry my own things.

I don't want to be a burden.

You don't know
what you're missing.

Being a burden is great.

It's, like, my seventh
favorite thing to be.

Ha ha ha!

[Romantic music plays]

[Music fades]

Berry?
Hmm?

Uh, how about
I show you around?

That would be berry nice.

I think you're really
gonna love it here.

Me, too.

Ptoo!

That was the bestest tour

Of foster's home
for imaginary friends

I've ever taken, ever.

Well, i--you know.
Thank you berry much!

No. Thank you berry much.

I gotta make sure
I get optimal nutrition.

Keep my stamina up.

These numbers aren't
gonna count themselves.

Who is that guy?

Aw, that's just bloo.

He's blootiful!

[Violin music plays]

[Music fades]
berry?

Hmm?

You know, you could
go over and sit with him.

But all those other
friends are around.

I don't want to be rude.

Who's up for another
exciting episode

Of "the loved and the loveless?"

I--just--

Important business
in my office.

Fine. Go watch your show.

I'll be here carbo-loading
for my world-record performance.

All yours.

All mine.

Hi, there! I'm berry.

Hey, you're that girl.

How sweet of you to notice.

I'm gonna get some more cake.
I'm in training.

[Sigh]

Oh, I'm sorry.
That seat's taken.

I'll just be a minute.

That seat's taken!

One. One. One. One. One. One.

One. One. One!
One! One! One! One!

One!
Hi hi!

Oh, hi. Terry, right?

It's berry.

Right. Like strawberry.

More like blooberry.

One.

You sure have a way
with numbers.

Thanks. Uh...you sure
have a way with

Noticing I have a way
with numbers.

I have a way with noticing?

[Sniff sniff]

Hi, there!

I'm making you snickerdoodles
for your training.

A pinch of nutmeg,
a dash of cinnamon,

And a heaping teaspoon of love!

Mmm. Mmm! You sure
can doodle a snicker.

[Gasp] I can doodle a snicker?
You mean it?

Mm-hmm. Or yeah, uh-huh.

Hi, there!

I put together this scrapbook
of our moments together.

Remember when I watched you
eat chocolate cake with me?

And the time
I baked you snickerdoodles

And watched you
eat snickerdoodles with me?

And who can forget when
I made you that scrapbook

And I watched you
get that scrapbook

That I made for you with me.

Good job capturing
my quiet intensity.

You have a real eye.

I have an eye?
Two of 'em.

Two of them? [Gasp]

He must really like me. [Gasp]

We're gonna be
together forever!

And there is no force
in the universe

That could ever tear us apart.

Anybody seen bloo?
Man: ♪ bum bum bum ♪

♪ Bum bum bum bum bum ♪

[Continues humming]

♪ Bum! Aah! ♪

Bloo! Look what I made
entirely out of mac--

Oh, hi, there.

Who's this?

This is mac.

And this is macaroni.
4,938 Pieces, to be exact.

Meticulously hand-crafted into--

Yeah. Why don't you
just put that over there

With the other stuff?
Like I was saying,

Mac's my best friend
in the whole world.

Right back at ya, pal.

Bloo: we've been
together forever.

And always will be.

Oh, right.
This is, uh--cherry.

Berry! I'm sure bloo
has told you all about me.

Uh...

He didn't mention
the time with the cake

Or my way of noticing.

I have a way with noticing.

Must've slipped his mind.

Enough chitchat.

We've got a world record
to break. Together.

Chandelier: oh, if he thinks
he can drive a wedge between us,

He's got another thing coming!

What did I miss?
He's got another thing coming.

Another thing coming?

Another thing coming!

Another thing coming?

Co co co co coco!

Ooh! This is gonna get ugly.

You don't think
it's a little weird

She made all that stuff for you?

Who wouldn't want
to make stuff for me?

I'm awesome,

What with my good looks
and my quiet intensity.

How about focusing some
of that quiet intensity

On this here paddle.
You ready or what?

Right. Ready.
Eyes on the prize.

One! Aah! I'll get it!

Oh, no. Silly me.

My scissors must've slipped
while I was working on this.

It's just that one of these
things doesn't belong.

I packed it in ice.

There doesn't appear
to be any nerve damage.

I think we can reattach it.

That's ok.
I brought a spare.

One!

I got it!

Mac: "blockheads guide to
underwater basket weaving."

"Blockheads guide
to vcr repair."

"Blockheads guide to--
world records"!

I've earmarked several
that would be

Very well-suited for you, bloo.

Thanks, mary.

I thought we could start with--

These are perfect
for me and mac.

Come on, buddy.

97.

98.

99.

100!

237.

More!

You don't give up, do you?

Hey, uh, berry,
don't take this the wrong way,

But I'm starting
to get the feeling

Maybe you don't want me around.

Oh, don't be silly.
You're bloo's best friend.

I know bloo's feelings for me

Could only ever be a fraction
of what they are for you.

I mean, some might say

You're really cutting
into my time with bloo,

Just as I'm carving out
a nice little niche for myself.

But not for me.
I'd never say that.

Crispy rice square?

Uh, that's ok.
I kinda gotta get going.

Really?! I mean, really?
That's too bad.

It was nice knowing you.

So sorry
I'll never see you again.

Don't you worry your pretty
little head about bloo.

I'll take good care of him. Bye!

Don't you worry
your pretty little head.

I'll be back tomorrow.

Ack! What?

I come here every day.

That's right. Every day.

Really?! I mean, really?

Yup. See you, bloo.

Yeah. See you tomorrow!

Aah!

Oh, hey, jerry.

Berry! Rough break with
the world records today.

Yeah, well, mac and me
will be back at it tomorrow.

So I've gathered.

That mac's quite a character.

Oh, yeah. He's the best jerry,
the best.

I'm sure he is.

And that's what makes this
so difficult.

Hmm?
You see, bloo,

You obviously have
strength, determination...

Don't forget
my quiet intensity.

Exactly!

And that's why I kept
finding myself asking myself

When I was watching myself
watching you today,

Why isn't he getting
that record?

What's getting in the way?

And the answer
that kept coming back

And coming back
and coming back...

Yeah?
Was mac!

Mac? But he's, like,
my best friend,

My right hand man,
my main compadre.

Yes, i--

He's the chocolate
to my peanut butter.

The salt to your pepper.

The pop to your corn.

The sizzle to my wizzle. Sss!

But who is it that
always seems to be around

Every time you fail?

Every time your best laid plans
don't work out

The way they should.

Me?

Me.

Is it me?

It's mac. Mac!
Mac's the one!

That was totally
my next guess.

You wanna get that
world record, don't you?

I've never wanted
anything more.

Then I think you know
what you have to do.

Oh, for the love of--

[Whispering inaudibly]

...mac!

[Ticking]

[Door opens]

Hey, bloo. I got
an awesome new idea.

Can you say world's biggest
rubber band ball?

World's biggest
rubber band ball!

[Coughing]

Yeah.

About that whole
world record thing.

I've been talking to my people.

Your people?

Well, carrie.

You mean berry?

Yeah, her.

See, how can I put
this delicately?

I gotta cut you loose.

What?
You're holding me back.

I'm holding you back?

Exactly. Glad we
could have this talk.

But we're supposed to do
this world record together.

We can still do it together,
just without you.

Oh. And I suppose
you're gonna work on it

With your new
girlfriend instead.

[Cough] girlfriend?
That's disgusting!

Don't be ridiculous.

Larry's helping me.

Her name is berry,
and she's crazy.

But if you'd rather
break a record

With some nutty nutterson
than with me,

Well, then, fine.

Thanks for being
so understanding.

It's just until our names
are forever written

In the annals of time

As the greatest
at something ever.

Ooh! What about
the cutest smile in the world?

Or nicest eyes?

I'd rather go for
something more challenging,

Like building a giant
rubber band ball.

It's your move.

Oh, sorry. It's just that
they are so adorable together.

Aren't they just adorable?

They are pretty cute together.

Co co co co co co!

They are just like
slade and chanda.

All right, that's it.
I'm out of here.

Oh, yeah, sure.
See you tomorrow.

I wouldn't count on it.

I've never felt so betrayed
in my entire life!

Uh! Oh! I was,
uh, channel stuck!

[Screaming on tv]

["The loved
and the loveless" music]

Of all the lousy, no-good...

Stupid best friend
with his stupid big smile,

And his happy-go-lucky
attitude,

And stupid fun
to do stuff withness.

Ow!

Keep it down here!
I'm trying to watch my story--

Uh, I mean, uh...i gotta
go hit something!

I know you're upset, bloo,

But I made you something
extra special,

Something that I think

Will make you forget
all your troubles forever.

Is it another one
of these sweaters?

'Cause this one really fits well
across the chest.

No. It's even better.

Really?

Come on, I'll show you.

Bloo: you made me
another curtain?

Something even better!

How could I
have been so foolish?

I'll fight for us till the end.

[Chattering]

It's the biggest
rubber band ball in the world.

Almost!

[Up-tempo music playing]

[Music fades]

This giant rubber band ball
is one rubber band short

Of being the world's biggest
giant rubber band ball!

Would you just look at them?

Have you ever seen
a cuter couple?

Remember that time I watched
you watch me watching you watch

As we put the last rubber band
on our world-record winning

Giant rubber band ball?

I remember.

[Crowd gasps]

Oops.
Mac!

This is just like that time
on "the loved and the loveless."

You mean when everyone thought
slade had been lost at sea?

But then he came back,

Only with a different face
and a funny accent.

Actually, I was
thinking about the one

With the two best friends
and the girl

And the giant rubber band ball.

Mac: sorry! Must've slipped.

It's just that one of these
things doesn't belong.

Me?

Me.

Is it me?

No, bloo. You may be selfish.
You may be self-centered.

You may have even sold me out

For a giant ball
of rubber band glory,

But you'll always be
my best friend.

We said we were gonna get
a world record together,

And that's exactly
what we're gonna do.

Yeah! Let's do it!

Too bad that was
the last rubber band!

Aw, man.

That's ok.
I brought a spare.

[Gasp]

Now!

No!

Yes!

It's not fair!
It's not fair!

I'm the sweetest girl
in the world!

And to think I stayed
in this stupid house

With these stupid people!

Ooh, a little sour
under that sweetness.

And a little loco.

So that I could shower you
with my snickerdoodles

And my scrapbook and my--
my way with noticing!

We were supposed
to do this together.

This was supposed
to be our record.

This was supposed to be our
giant rubber band ball of love.

Whoa, whoa. Who said
anything about love, heather?

My name is berry!

Really? 'Cause you look
like a heather to me.

Berry! Berry! Berry! Berry!
Berry! Berry! Berry! Berry!

[Gasp] uh-oh. Aah!

I guess I owe you an apology.

Don't worry about it.

Let's just forget that berry
ever came into our lives.

Who?
Exactly.

No, seriously.
Who are you talking about?

What?

We interrupt this broadcast
for a very special report.

An imaginary friend

Strapped to the world's
largest rubber band ball

Is about to surpass the record
for greatest distance traveled

While strapped to the world's
largest rubber band ball.

Whoa!

Now, that's really something.

I can't believe it.

I know.

A giant rubber band ball.

Why didn't we think of that?