Piggy,
Off the table this instant!
What were you thinking?
Eating on the table?
I will not tolerate
Such horrible manners.
Aw, lay off the poor guy.
He's just hungry.
So what if he gets
On the table?
Go on, piggy.
Manners, schmanners.
Shove your face in there
And chow down.
No, piggy. No.
Ok, ok. Cool it,
You long
-eared rodent.
Why, I never!
I know you never.
That's your problem, man.
You never cut loose,
Enjoy yourself.
I do so enjoy myself.
Everything in
A tiny little box.
[Both arguing]
Ii can't.
You can.
But
-
-
Try.
The red?
No. The brown.
You mean
-
-
Yes.
Oh, I
-
-
Good.
I think
-
-
Yes?
With the chips?
Left.
Left?
Right.
Right?
No. Left is right.
Oh, next to the
-
-
Yes, yes, yes! You did it!
That brown corner
Left of the chips sign
Next to the phone pole
Is the corner of the roof
Of your apartment!
How cool is that?
Wow, that's,
Uh, real cool.
Don't you get it?
That is your house
And you can see it
From here!
Mm
-hmm.
You're stupid.
You just can't appreciate
The little things in life.
Like the corners
Of apartments?
Yes, you are a stupid
And terrible person
Because you have
No appreciation
For the corners
Of apartments.
Oh, well, I guess
-
-
[Clears throat]
Dinner is served.
Hey, want to stay
For dinner?
Nah, I got to get home.
Why, because your mommy's
Going to wonder where you are?
No, because I got to get a
Better look at that roof corner.
Shut up.
All right, everybody,
Dig in.
Wait, someone is not here.
Who? Who's not here?
This place is packed.
Bloo.
Don't say it.
I think
-
-
Quiet!
I'm sorry, but
-
-
Shut up.
[Sighs] we're lost.
We're not lost!
I'm just not
100% Sure
Where we are, that's all.
Well, I'm sure I'm going to be
Busted if I don't get home,
And I bet you sure are
Getting hungry
Thinking of all the tasty,
Delicious, mouth
-watering
-
-
Enough!
I know we're lost,
I know you're late,
And I know I'm hungry,
But you pointing
All this ou
Isn't getting us
Any less lost,
Any less late,
Or any more fed.
Hey, all I'm trying
To say
Is if you hadn't forced me up to
The highest point in the house
To look at some stupid
Little bit of roof,
I'd be home
And you'd be
-
-
Eating!
Please,
Everyone should be eating.
No.
There shall be
No food consumption
Until master blooregard
Arrives.
I didn't spend the afternoon
Slaving over a hot stove
To have all my dishes just sit
There on the table and get cold.
Now, everyone, eat!
Stop!
Eat!
Stop!
Eat!
You see?
They know that the polite
And proper thing to do
Is to wait
Until all are presen
Before one begins a meal.
Even i, who would love
To be satiated
With one of your tasty,
Though often over
-done
Steamed carrots,
Am restraining myself
Out of principle.
Fine. You don't want to eat,
That's your problem.
I, on the other hand,
Am eating.
Oh, forget it.
I can't believe this.
I simply cannot
Believe this.
You can't believe it?
I can't believe it.
Don't you, like,
Live here or something?
Look, mr. Smartypants,
Maybe you should lead the way.
Ok, I will.
Follow me. I'll get you
Downstairs in no time.
Just you wait.
Just wait? Just wait?
Are you crazy?
Look at them!
Please clean
The saliva.
Oh! Not with
The good linens!
Here, let me take care of it.
Miss frances,
Get the paper towels.
What? Why
-
-
[Sighs] sure. Fine.
I do everything else
Around here.
Ah
-ah
-ah!
Only two sheets,
Miss frances.
Yes, good.
That's right.
Two sheets,
When properly folded,
Are quite sufficient
To sop up most saliva spills.
Watch and be amazed
As i, mac, succeed
Where you, bloo,
Have failed,
For behind this door,
All of our worries
Shall disappear.
Voilà.
Well, what do you know?
But we went down.
I know!
How is it possible?
Admit it. You just wanted
To see the roof corner again.
But we went down!
Look, if I don't eat soon,
I'm the one going down.
Now, if you want to get out
Of here, you'll follow me.
I have a plan that will stop us
From running around and
-
-
Circles, miss frances.
You need to learn
The proper circuitous motion
In which
To clean up saliva.
Dude, if you just let them
Eat their dinner,
They wouldn't be drooling
And I wouldn't need to learn
The proper method
For cleaning up spit!
True, true.
But alternately,
If master bloo
-regard
Would just attend
Dinner on time,
There would be no need
For waiting, drooling,
Or instruction of proper
Cleaning of said expectorant,
And all would be solved.
He probably has no appreciation
For our discomfor
And is off somewhere
Whooping it up.
Woo
-hoo
-hoo!
Where are we going?
Hopefully not the roof.
Woo
-hoo!
Yes! Yes!
How awesome is that?
The laundry chutes
Actually go to the laundry room.
Well, duh.
Look, man, with what we've been
Through tonight,
I don't trust anything
In this crazy place.
Good point.
Check it. I've got
A totally amazing idea.
You're going
To eat socks?
Yes, I'm going
To eat socks.
No! Watch this!
Oh, no. I am lost.
Where is mac?
Oh, look. A trail of clothes.
I will follow it.
Oh, mac.
I have found you.
This helpful
Trail of clothes
Has shown me
Where I have been
And where I have not.
Thanks to them,
I am safe from my lostedness.
Oh, thank you,
Helpful trail of clothes.
I love you.
Yeah! Woo!
Take that, crazy,
Mixed
-up house.
Who's the boss? Who's not
Getting lost in you no mo'?
Who's getting dinner?
Who's getting dinner?
Yes! Woo! Woo!
Woo! Woo! Woo!
Yeah! Woo! Woo! Woo!
[Growls]
[Electric guitar plays]
Ok, I'm done.
Here. Grab some clothes.
This is a really
Great idea, bloo.
I was getting afraid they were
Going to have to send ou
A search party.
Now get going.
We're quite famished.
They probably got locked up
On the roof or something.
Coco, coco coco,
Coco co
-cococo.
Sí.
Yeah, me, too.
I'm sorry,
But who cares if you can see
A small corner of mac's
Apartment from up there?
It's not that awesome.
I'm so awesome,
So awesome ♪
I'm gonna get dinner,
Get dinner ♪
We've already been here ♪
Let's go this way,
Go this way ♪
Aah!
It's ok, ed.
It's just some dirty laundry.
In fact, it's a lot of dirty
Laundry. Look at this mess.
I'm sorry,
But that is not ok.
Come on, guys,
Mac and bloo will have to wait.
Let's clean this mess up.
[Chewing]
Wait! Coco, no!
Es muy mal. Poison!
No, coco. I'm sorry, no.
That's not ok.
I know you're hungry,
But you can't eat the clothes.
Coco coco, co
-coco.
Maybe they are a good source
Of fiber, but still
-
-
Bad coco!
Hold on.
Where are our trails?
I know I dropped a pair of
Tighty
-whiteys right here.
You sure?
Trust me.
Handling someone else's drawers
Is something you don't forget.
Ok, so where did
All the clothes go?
Maybe
What?
No. I must be crazy.
What?
Maybe this house
Yeah?
Is actually an imaginary friend.
Uh
-huh.
And it eats clothes!
You're right.
You think?
You are crazy.
[Whimpers] it's the hunger,
I tell ya.
It's slowly,
Slowly eating my brain.
Soon there will be
Nothing left of me.
Good
-bye, mac,
Old buddy, old pal.
[Sniffs] smell that?
Tighty
-whiteys?
What? Ew! No! Food!
Come on, let's kick I
Into high gear!
Ow! Miss frances, I understand
That you are upset with me,
But that is no reason
To act out so childishly.
What?
Do not feign innocence,
Young lady.
You just kicked me.
I did not!
Oh! Miss frances!
What do you think
You are doing?
Nothing. Nothing.
Ouch!
Coochie, coochie, coo!
[Laughing]
Take this and this,
And a bit of this! And
[Giggling]
Wow. This is more fun
Than I imagined.
Madame foster,
Do you have any idea
The sheer disrespect your
Granddaughter had just paid me?
I demand an apology
And that some form of punishmen
Be taken immediately.
I sorry, mr. Herriman.
I've been a bad girl.
Well, I should say so,
Miss frances.
Please see to it
That it doesn't happen again.
It smells amazing!
I know, but
-
-
I can't stand it!
But what about
-
-
I don't care! It smells so
Eww.
"Eww"? I thought
It smelled amazing.
Eww.
And to what do I owe
The unwelcome intrusion
Of bloo and boy?
Please, your duchessness,
I'm late, bloo's starving,
And we're totally lost.
Can you tell us
How to get downstairs?
Yes.
Cool.
Um, hello!
Yes?
You're going to tell us
How to get downstairs?
No.
But you said
-
-
You asked if I could,
And I can.
You didn't ask if I would,
And I won't.
Why I oughta
And I will!
So help me,
I'm going to use this!
Go ahead.
Don't provoke him!
He's crazy from hunger!
He'll do it!
Oh, yeah, I'll do it all right!
I dare you.
That's it!
Pizza pig
-out, I'd like to order
12 Extra, extra large pepperoni
Pizzas with extra sauce
And extra cheese to foster's
Home. Yeah, that's the place.
Ha! Take that!
Not so smart, are you?
That's right, who's got
The brains, baby? Uh
-huh!
Tell me, genius, if you don't
Know how to get downstairs,
How will you answer the door
When your precious
Pizzas arrive?
Aah!
Bloo! No!
A trap door.
Yep.
I hate this house!
Butit's just not natural.
We
-
-We fell down.
Not up
-
-We fell down.
This place is crazy,
It's crazy ♪
I'm so hungry,
I'm crazy ♪
I'm crazy ♪
Doo
-dah doo
-dah,
Dah
-dah
-doo ♪
[Laughing]
Wow. We're really high up.
Oh, look, the pizza man.
Hi, pizza man.
We're really high up
And you look like an ant.
Wait, what did
You just say?
"Ant."
Before that.
"An."
Before.
"Like"?
No. Before.
"Look."
No. Uh, 9 words before that.
Uh, "high."
No, no. After that.
"Pizza."
And after that?
Um, "were"?
No. "Man"!
"Hi, pizza man"?
Hello!
No, pizza man
Down there.
If we can get down there
From up here,
You can get your pizza
And I can get out of here.
Down there?
Yes!
From up here?
Yes!
But how?
A ladder?
Man, this is tough.
No. Sheets!
Bloo!
No. Sheets. Sheets.
Bed sheets! Come on!
What are you
-
-
Trust me!
Trust you?
No, sir, trust me.
I assure you we did not order
A dozen pizzas.
Uh, 'kay.
Here's your pizzas, man.
Oh, I reiterate,
We did not order any pizzas,
And furthermore,
I am not a man.
I am a rabbit.
Oh, I get it.
Good.
Here's your pizzas
Rabbit.
Mac!
Mac!
Bloo!
Azul.
Coco!
Don't eat that.
A
-ha!
Shut up, shut up, shut up,
Shut up, shut up!
Shut up, shut up,
Shut up, shut up,
Shut up, shut up,
Shut up, shut up!
Excuse me! Pardon me!
Excuse me!
Mac? Bloo?
Mac! Bloo!
Ay carumba!
Coco!
[Sighing]
[Sucking]
I told you!
The house is eating us!
Jump!
[Both scream]
[Screaming continues]
Wilt, eduardo, coco,
Quit dilly
-dallying
And retrieve master bloo
-regard
So he can begin his meal.
By the sound of things,
I believe he is on the roof.
Are you all aware that you can
Just see master mac's abode
From the topmost tower?
Quite fascinating.
I'm so busted.
I'm so busted. I'm so busted.
Can't go on.
Hate house.
Need food.
Oh
Man, you don't look so good.
Stay right here, buddy. I'll see
If I can find some help.
Mmm.
Oh, a sandwich.
I'll be right back.
[Gasps]
Mac food!
Eat mac!
Yip, yip, yip, yip!
[Whimpering]
Bloo want chickey tonight.
Oh, you look
So fingy lickey goo!
I'm sorry,
But I got to do it.
Got to eat mac!
Mac? Mac? Who's mac?
Name's charlie, man.
What are you doing?
Huh?
What's this guy's trip, man?
He's plumb loco.
Is he yours?
Yeah, he's my
Imaginary friend.
Bloo, come here, boy.
I'm sorry.
He's just hungry.
And are you
-
-
Yeah, I'm an imaginary friend.
It's hard to talk about,
But I was created by a kid
Who was in
A weight
-maintenance program
Who was really, really hungry.
There was a whole lot of us
Who were thought
-up there,
But fosters came in
And got us out just in time.
Those were dark days, man.
I still get flashbacks.
Bummer.
So why aren't you
Down at dinner?
You're sick, man.
Imaginary food friends
Never go to dinner.
Not since what happened
To george.
But don't you guys
Have to eat?
[Shudders]
What's wrong with you, man?
That's like
Taking down your own.
Then you wouldn't know
How to get downstairs then, huh?
Of course we do.
In order to avoid the enemy,
You've got to become the enemy,
Think like 'em,
Get in their brains, you dig?
Well, we've been trying
To get down there all night.
Can you take us?
Yeah, ok.
But you better keep
That blue guy under control.
No problem.
Follow me.
I must thank all of you
For following my lead
In proper etiquette,
Dear friends.
I am sorry, and I know
You must all be famished,
But the meal will commence
Once the inconsiderate master
Bloo
-regard
Is apprehended by our trusty
And reliable search party.
Coco! Coco! Coco!
Coco. Coco
-coco.
Coco. Coco.
Hey, this looks familiar.
Yep. We're in
Enemy territory now, my boy.
Keep your eyes open.
And watch my back!
Being this close to the enemy
Ain't safe for a lone leg
Out on his own.
You never know when someone's
Just going to lose it.
Aah!
Abort mission!
Evasive maneuvers!
Serpentine! Serpentine!
Bloo, stop!
What did you do that for?
We were almost there!
[Moans]
Hungy! Boo hungy!
Boo stupid!
You ruined everything!
You stupid.
You're stupid.
No, you.
No, you.
You.
You!
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
[Both shouting]
[Shouting continues]
Hey.
We're here.
Awesome.
Cool.
All right. See ya.
Later.
Howdy, everybody.
Sorry I'm late.
Man, am I hungry.
Ah
-ah
-ah.
We have restrained ourselves
From eating this entire time
Just waiting for you to arrive,
Master bloo
-regard.
Yeah, thanks. And now I'm here.
Let's dig in.
No, no, no.
Now masters wilt and eduardo
And miss coco are not here,
For they are on the search
For you.
Your friends have courteously
Waited to dine until you arrived
And now you must do the same.
Uh, mr. Herriman,
May I please be excused?
Excuse me?
No, excuse me.
May I please be excused?
And me.
And me.
Well, there will be
No dinner after this.
You're making the choice
To go to bed without supper,
And I will have no
Midnight snacking, understand?
Oh, we understand,
Mr. Herriman.
I couldn't eat
Another bite.
I beg your pardon?
Uh, I said,
"Boy, am I tired."
'Night, everybody.
[Muttering]
Yeah, we're going
To pack it in too there, mr. H.
Glad you finally
Made it down, bloo.
Well, I hope your friends
Arrive soon.
You won't be getting any food
Until then.
Oh, no.
Oh, now where could they be?
Donde?
Coco?
Not the brown. The red.
Is left?
Coco.
Right.
Oh, right.
No, coco was right.
It's left.
Oh, sí. Sí.
Coco!
Yeah, right there.
See him?
Red shirt, to the left.
Is that mac?
Oh, si! Si! It's mac.
Coco coco!
No, I don't think
Bloo is with him.
Man, me hungry.
I know. I'm hungry, too.
Dónde está
Ese pollo loco?
I don't know where
That crazy chicken went.
Come on, let's go back down.
Hey, who knows? Maybe bloo
Is in the dining room.
Coco.
Sí!
Hey, anybody know
A shortcut downstairs?
Yeah.
01x07 - Dinner Is Swerved
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Set in a world in which imaginary friends coexist with humans, it centers on a boy named Mac who is pressured by his mother to abandon his imaginary friend Bloo.
Set in a world in which imaginary friends coexist with humans, it centers on a boy named Mac who is pressured by his mother to abandon his imaginary friend Bloo.