MAN:
Hup-hup!
[YAWNS]
[SNORING]
[SIGHS]
So nice weather....
No, no, no.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
No. Oh, I--
Really, really, I couldn't, no.
No. Well, well, if--
If you insist.
[SCREAMING]
Ew!
Ah!
[SCREAMING]
Oh! Uh!
[GRUNTING]
[COUGHS]
DRAKE:
What is...
...going on? Where am I?
Who--?
Did I wake up already?
[DOOR THUMPS]
[ALL GASP]
[OINKS]
Hm.
Oh.
Huh?
Oh, my.
[DRAKE CROWING]
What is it?
It's peculiar, that's what...
...it is.
Peculiar?
I've never seen a peculiar before.
Looks like a box to me.
[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Hm.
[DRAKE CROWING]
What?
It's too dark. I can't see--
[CRATE RUMBLES AND ALL SCREAM]
It's alive.
SLINK:
Help me now!
[ALL SCREAMING]
DRAKE:
Y'all just looking around.
Somebody better go help him.
SLINK:
Put it down!
Well, thank you very much.
MONTY: Don't mention it.
ESMAY: It's quite all right.
Well, I make it do what it do, baby.
What the--? What on earth...
...is happening?
Oh!
What on earth?
The peculiar is eating Slink.
Help him quick, somebody, anybody.
Throw him something to grab onto.
SLINK:
Hurry!
Watch it! What are you doing?
Hey.
I'm coming, Slink.
SLINK:
Ah!
The box ate Slink.
Well, I guess that's what you call
a square meal.
[DRAKE LAUGHING]
DRAKE:
That's my pig.
[ALL LAUGHING]
So, where were we?
I'm up for some breakfast.
Anyone else?
SLINK: Hey, up there, remember me?
ESMAY: Oh!
Slink. Are you all right?
Are you dead?
SLINK:
If I am dead, then heaven is...
...dark, warm and cuddly.
[VOICE LAUGHING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
I say, that is a freaky box.
A laughing, hopping,
mouse-eating, freaky box!
SLINK: Can someone please
get me out of here?
HORACE:
And unleash the freaky thing? Uh-uh.
I say, no way.
VOICE:
I'm not...
...a freaky thing.
SLINK:
Then what are you?
VOICE:
I'm a lion.
ESMAY:
A lion?
Oh, my knees are going wobbly.
- Knees, wobbly.
- I say, what's a lion?
Beats me.
But the way he said "I'm a lion,"
sounds like it's something really scary.
VOICE:
And brave!
HORACE: Scary and brave.
SLINK: Someone please let me out of here.
VOICE:
I'll get us out of here.
[VOICE GRUNTING]
[ESMAY WHIMPERING]
Da-ta-da!
Oh, it's just a cute little--
[ROARING]
[DRAKE CROWING]
[GROWLS]
[MONTY GASPS]
Oh, dear, he's gone again.
We need some smelling salts
to revive him.
[HORACE FARTS & SLINK SCREAMS]
Salts, Horace. Smelling salts.
I deal in the smelling. Heh.
- Don't know nothing about no salts.
MONTY: Oh! Ah!
Well, all right then.
[LAUGHS]
You guys are weird.
Fluffy, white creature of terror.
That's right.
[LAUGHING]
[JUDAH ROARING]
DRAKE: Ah!
- What's your name, little one?
Fluffy, white creature of terror.
My name is Judah
and I can do anything.
Anything?
Yup.
Oh, yeah?
Can you do this?
Easy.
Oh, well done, little one.
Well, how about this?
Yeah.
Right about there.
This is fun.
[LAUGHS]
Oh, yeah? Well, can you do this?
ESMAY:
Oh, very good.
[DRAKE HUMMING]
SLINK:
Oh, my.
Whoa!
- Ha! Oh!
JUDAH: Ooh.
Oh! Heh, heh.
[DRAKE SCREAMING]
[JUDAH LAUGHING]
Why would I wanna do that?
[THUMPING]
This is our chance.
For what?
Freedom.
Get ready to follow me.
I'll get us all out of here
and then you'll all be free.
Get ready.
Now!
- Ha, ha, ha!
SLINK: Oh, my.
JUDAH: Freedom!
MAN: Uh-uh.
- Oh, man.
- Come on.
Oh, no. So close.
What happened to you guys?
You should have run
while I distracted him.
[GROANS]
Where are you being taken to?
SLINK: Will you be okay?
JUDAH: Don't worry...
...about me.
I always break free.
Oh! Drake!
He's taken Drake!
He's in the box.
Drake is in the box!
MONTY:
Oh, Drake!
Drake!
ESMAY: Drake.
- Oh, Drake!
Drake!
- Drake!
- Drake!
Drake!
What does that say?
Somebody read it.
On the box.
HORACE:
Mm. Uh-huh.
I say-- Uh, la-- Mm-hm.
Uh, wu. Mm-hm. La-wu-la. Mm-hm.
Wu-la-wu-la-wu. Mm-hm.
MONTY:
Oh. Wu-la-wu-la-wu.
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[SLINK SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
Oh, no. No, poor Drake.
[MONTY SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
"Jerusalem."
SLINK:
Jerusalem?
ESMAY:
Jerusalem?
Jerusalem is where
the Passover festival is, I'm afraid.
Why is that a bad thing?
Every year the people folk...
...get together to share a meal...
...and celebrate God's love for them.
It's also...
...the time for people
to bring the things...
...they've done wrong before God...
...and ask his forgiveness.
And that's bad why?
Well, you see, the ancient word says...
...that the wages of sin is death.
What? So all the people folk
are gonna die?
Oh, no. God has allowed it...
...that something
can take the place of man...
...to pay for the things he's done wrong.
- They're going to k*ll Drake!
- Oh, my.
What?
- Oh, Drake.
- Oh, my!
There's no way
we're gonna let that happen.
No, you don't understand.
Which way is this Jerusalem?
- It's that way, but--
SLINK: No buts.
Drake is in danger and-- Whoa!
Ah! Oh!
Ooh.
[GRUNTS]
[NECK CRACKS]
Drake is in danger
and he needs our help.
HORACE:
Right. I say, right on!
Oh, that's good, well said.
HELDA: Wait.
HORACE: Yup, yup. Mm-hm.
Huh?
SLINK:
Well?
He's one of us
and we stick together, right?
Preach it! well!
- I couldn't have put it better myself.
- That's right.
So let's go get him.
- Yeah!
- Good for you, Slink.
You go get him.
- Do take care.
- Well!
Hey, wait a minute.
Drake's out there.
Our Drake, the Drake who never listens...
...never knows when to be quiet...
...and never remembers
to do anything you ask.
But he's also...
...the most loyal, kindhearted rooster
you'll ever meet.
He's never asked anything of us.
He shouldn't have to.
We should just be there for him...
...like he would be for us.
HORACE: I say, absolutely.
ESMAY: Of course, you're right.
Monty?
Yes, yes, of course, of course.
SLINK:
Come on!
I say, bring him on home, Slink! Mm-hm.
Off you go then.
All right, come on, move it, move it.
What's with you bunch of no-gooders?
Come on, let's go.
Move it, move it. Get out of here,
the whole bunch...
- ...of you. Come on, move it.
HORACE: Hey!
SLINK: Get out of here.
- Hey.
[MONTY HUMMING]
Monty.
Right!
The king!
Only the king can help.
Only the king...
...can set them free.
JUDAH:
Shift over, will you?
[DRAKE SHIVERING]
Whoa!
Come on, no fair,
you're taking up a whole side.
Move!
I don't wanna go to Kentucky.
Oh, man, I had a weird dream.
I dreamt I was in a crate
and then I woke up...
...only to find I actually was in a crate.
Why is it so dark in here?
But then I realized I was still dreaming...
...so I woken up from that dream
and found I really was in a crate.
But even the time I hadn't really
woken up at all, I still was dreaming.
A dream within a dream
within a dream!
Man, this stable's
gotten cramped.
Anyway, so then I woke up
and I thought I was--
You are in a crate.
What? In a crate?
You know, I had a dream
I was in a crate.
A crate! I can't believe
I'm in a crate!
The small spaces!
The spaces! Small!
I'm-- I'm ambidextrous.
Don't you mean claustrophobic?
Why, what does that mean?
It means you're scared
of enclosed spaces.
So, what does ambidextrous mean?
[LAUGHS]
It means you're both left-handed
and right-handed.
Really? I am?
I didn't know that. Wow.
Air!
I need air! Ah!
I can't breathe! Can you breathe?
JUDAH:
This is going to be a long journey.
[SINGING] She'll be coming 'round
The mountain when she comes
She'll be coming 'round
The mountain when she--
[HORACE BURPS]
Uh-- Heh. I reckon that's the remix.
SLINK:
Come on, Es, keep up, will you?
[PANTING]
I was made for short distances.
What, I say, from standing up
to lying down?
[HORACE LAUGHING]
JACK:
Hey, move.
- Out of my way.
MONTY: Of course.
Yes. Sorry.
SLINK:
Come on, go home.
JACK: Stop.
SLINK: Monty.
MONTY: I'm going from here.
JACK: Move.
MONTY:
I'm going from here.
I'm trying, I'm trying. I'm trying.
JACK: Get out of here.
- Please, please, please. Ah!
SLINK:
Whoa!
JACK:
Argh!
- Please.
- Road hog!
No, wait, that'd be me.
[CHUCKLING]
Over!
- Ugh!
- Oh.
Out of my way, you silly cow-- Ow!
ESMAY:
Mind your manners, you rude child.
- I will not...
JACK: Ow!
...have manners like that.
Have you no...
- ...respect for others?
- Got to have the respect for others, you see.
Why should I respect others
when no one respects me?
Carry this, push that, pull this.
They can't make me and neither can you.
Hasn't got the respect yet.
Don't you raise your voice...
...to me like that.
Apologize.
SLINK: Now, where are you off to
in such a huff?
As far away from Jerusalem as possible.
ESMAY: Jerusalem?
MONTY: Jerusalem?
Jerusalem? Hoo-whee! Uh-huh.
[BEATBOXING]
J-E-R--
[OINKING]
Whoo-hoo!
Hey. What--? Hey.
[JACK GROANS]
[GRUNTING]
D'oh!
Jerusalem? You can take us there.
You can help us...
- ...save our friend.
JACK: Unh! Unh!
- I'm not going back there.
- We'd better...
...keep moving, I say...
- ...because Drake needs us.
JACK: Argh!
Heh, heh. Looks like you'll have to
come with us after all.
I will not!
If I'm stuck with you,
then you go where I go.
- But we're going that way.
JACK: Argh!
[JACK GRUNTING]
- Come on, people.
JACK: Ugh!
Argh!
I'm not going back there! Argh!
HORACE:
Okay, stay if you like.
JACK:
Great.
[BLEATING]
DRAKE:
People folk, people folk.
Lots of people folk.
JUDAH:
Let me see, let me see.
Wow, cool.
Look at all those animals to play with.
DRAKE:
But they're all...
...in cages or tied up.
- I'll set them free.
- What?
You are dreaming.
Hey, I had a funny dream.
- I dreamt I was in a crate and I--
- Oh, no.
[ALL GASP]
SLINK:
Oh, my goodness.
Come on, all of you. Come on, let's go.
DRAKE [SINGING]:
Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Nobody knows--
Come on, now, sing it with me, now.
Nobody knows the trouble--
Quiet! Please.
Yes.
Peace and quiet, please.
This is a solemn place.
DRAKE:
Who? what? Solomon? Where?
No, no, no. Solemn, solemn, solemn.
DRAKE:
Well, shalom to you too, my friend.
WALLACE: Solemn.
HORNSBY: Solemn.
- Terribly sorry.
- Oh, yes. Awfully sorry. Do forgive us.
HORNSBY: You see, we are just trying
to prepare ourselves.
DRAKE:
For what?
WALLACE:
We are martyrs.
HORNSBY:
Martyrs for the Lord.
Okay.
- What is the martyr with you? Ha!
- Ha, ha, ha.
Martyr, tomato.
Did you say "martyr" or "martyr"?
Like tartar sauce.
Martyr sauce.
[BOTH GROAN]
DRAKE:
Tomato. Martyr, martyr, martyr.
Yup! Martyr, martyr, martyr.
Martyr, martyr. Come on, sing it now.
You ain't singing nothing,
you gotta say "martyr, martyr, martyr."
Can I get a "martyr"?
SLINK:
Oh, my.
MONTY:
Ooh.
SLINK:
Whoa!
- Monty.
- Not quite so sure now that you're here?
Huh? Wanna turn back?
- No.
- No, no, no.
Are you sure?
- Yes.
- Yes, yes.
Let's just get this over with
so I can get out of here.
Whatever you do,
just stay close to me.
HORACE:
Argh!
DRAKE [SINGING]: I looked over Jordan
And what did I see?
Coming forth to carry me home
A band of animals
Come to rescue me
Oh, please, make him stop.
DRAKE:
What's a martyr anyway?
A martyr is someone
who dies for a good cause.
JUDAH:
Die? Nobody's gonna die.
I'll set you free.
WALLACE: Oh.
- And you are?
Judah. I'm a lion.
DRAKE:
And by "lion" he means "lamb."
Oh-la-la. A lamb.
How privileged you are.
HORNSBY: Do you have any spots?
WALLACE: Wrinkles?
Blemishes?
JUDAH:
Nope.
Oh, a pure lamb.
- A chosen one indeed.
JUDAH: That's right.
And when the timing is right...
...I'm gonna break us all out of here.
[DOG BARKING]
[MONTY wHIMPERING]
Oh, Mommy. Oh, Mommy.
[BLEATING]
[WHIMPERING]
[GASPING AND WHIMPERING]
Hey. Argh.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Okay, look, just....
I say, excuse me.
JACK:
Hey, hey, hey. No, no, stay.
If you just hold on....
- If I could just move to the left....
- No, no, no.
HORACE: Yes. Around--
JACK: Okay, wait, look, just stop.
Okay.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
JACK:
Come on.
HORACE:
The Lord have mercy. Mm-hm.
Oh. Mm-mm.
Oh.
[SNIFFING]
Oh, my. Oh.
Oh, ho-ho-ho.
[RAVEN SQUAWKING]
[RAVEN SNIFFING]
Monty. Monty, cut it out.
Monty, stop breathing down my--
Uh....
Oh!
Es?
Horace?
[GRUNTING]
[RAVEN SQUAWKS]
Oh, my goodness. Oh, dear.
[PANTING]
[MOANING]
Huh?
Horace?
Slink, Esmay? Huh?
Oh! Oh!
[GASPS]
[MOANING]
BOSS:
Hey, Tony.
TONY:
Yeah, boss?
BOSS:
Is that a horse in my alley?
TONY:
I think so, boss.
BOSS:
And, Tony?
TONY:
Yeah, boss?
BOSS:
Why is there a horse in my alley?
Why is there a horse
walking on my alley?
- My alley!
MONTY: Oh, Mommy.
Oh, Mommy.
BOSS:
Why are his feet even touching my alley?
Oh, no, oh, no.
Ah!
I'm terr-- I'm terribly sorry.
BOSS: Excuse me, what was that?
- Sorry, sorry.
Tony, is that horse talking to me?
I think so, boss.
Did I talk to the horse?
And yet it's talking to me?
No, no, no. I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- There it goes again.
It's looking at me too.
- Are you looking at me?
- Yes, yes, yes. No, no, no.
BOSS:
Hey!
Look at me when I'm talking to you.
[STAMMERING]
Mommy.
Black birds of terror.
Horrors of the night.
Horrors of the night.
Hey, haven't I seen you
somewhere before?
Please, don't eat me.
Your face, your face.
- You owe me money?
MONTY: No. No.
Do I owe you money?
MONTY:
I don't even know what money is.
Heh. Me neither, but I've heard
the people folk talk about it.
Sounds interesting.
- I like him.
- Yeah?
He's in.
In?
In? In what?
BOSS:
What, am I talking to myself over here?
TONY: No, no, no.
- No, no, no, of course not.
Not at all. Not at all.
They say if you talk to yourself, it means
you're crazy. It means you're nuts.
Is that what you're saying?
I'm nuts?
That I'm crazy? Is it?
Is that what the two of youse
are telling me? I'm crazy?
I'm out of my head?
- No, no, no.
- No, no, no.
Of course not. No, no, not at all.
- Not at all.
- All right then.
So he's in.
- Yeah, boss, whatever you say. He's in.
- Good.
In what?
[BOSS LAUGHING]
I'm liking him more by the second.
You, you can touch the alley now.
BOSS:
Follow me.
[BOSS SQUAWKS]
JACK:
Oh, no.
Hey! Monty!
Monty, come help us.
I can't, I'm in.
- What?
- The Uncleans rule the streets...
...around here.
What they say goes.
You got more chance of busting your other
friend out than getting Monty released.
I told you,
you should've never come here.
BOSS: And your first task
as a member of the Uncleans--
Uncleans?
BOSS: Hey, don't-- Don't interrupt.
- Don't...
...interrupt the boss when he's--
Don't interrupt when I'm telling
someone not to interrupt.
Yeah...
...the Uncleans. Can you believe it?
That's what we've been labeled as.
But the answer lies in the sheets.
MONTY: Sheets?
TONY: Sheets.
Boss has got us stealing sheets.
All day, all night, sheets.
Ever since--
The dream started.
Same dream over and over.
It's driving me crazy.
BOSS: I was being lowered down
in a large cloth thing...
...like a sheet...
...and there were all these other animals
in there with me.
Huh?
Say....
BOSS:
And I heard a voice say:
VOICE:
Do not call anything impure...
...that God has made clean.
Wait a second,
that's where I've seen you before.
You were in the sheet.
You were in my dream.
What were you doing
in the boss's dream?
What were you doing in my dream?
I-- I-- I--
You know what it means.
What must I do with the sheets?
I've been stealing clean ones
and making them unclean.
Dirty ones and making them clean.
But none of it makes any sense.
Yeah, you're telling me.
I know nothing about sheets.
But-- But cleansing?
There's something...
- ...I recall about cleansing.
BOSS: Yes?
A long time ago...
...when that star
first appeared in the sky...
...it settled over our stable.
MONTY:
The town was very busy...
...and a couple had to stay
in our stable for the night.
The lady person was having a baby.
- Oh.
- What in the world?
Ew. Ugh!
- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh!
There's only one who can help her.
Uh-- I say, only one of us brave enough.
[NEIGHING]
What seems to be the trouble?
She's having a baby.
Step aside. I know exactly what to do.
BOSS:
Hold it.
That doesn't sound like you at all.
Are you giving us the whole truth?
MONTY:
Well, perhaps it wasn't quite like that.
What seems to be the--? Oh!
[GASPING]
Behold the lamb of God.
[BABY CRYING]
Come to cleanse one and all.
Mary had a little lamb?
MONTY:
Cleansing, huh?
Oh!
And I think that may have something
to do with the voice in your dream.
What have I been stealing sheets for
all this time?
Sorry, boss.
It's not about the sheets.
Gather the family.
[SIGHS]
[SNORTING]
[YAWNING]
[RAVEN SQUAWKS]
Drake?
Drake, is that you?
Oh, no. No, no.
[RAVEN SQUAWKS & SLINK SCREAMS]
RAVEN 1:
Come on, rat, wait.
Hold on.
SLINK:
Oh! Ah!
RAVEN 1:
Hey, come on.
Come on. Come here. Hey.
Somebody help me!
[SLINK SCREAMS]
Oh!
[SCREAMING]
Hey, watch it.
Horace.
Horace, thank goodness it's you.
Monty.
Oh, Es.
[CHUCKLES]
Uh....
What's going on?
[RAVEN SQUAWKING]
We found him, boss.
Yeah, he's a tricky little fellow
to hold down though.
Wouldn't stop long enough
for us to explain.
It's an honor to meet you.
What on earth?
- It seems the blackbirds have...
TONY: Blackbirds?
...taken a liking to us.
Blackbirds?
Do we look like blackbirds to you?
HORACE:
Yeah.
Okay. Fair enough.
My dear family, the reason...
...I summoned you...
...and the reason we gather
these animals with us...
...is because they bring news...
...that the time of the sheets is over.
[ALL CHEERING]
SLINK:
It's all...
...in your head.
It's all in your head.
BOSS: These animals were present
when the king....
It's an honor to meet you.
The news you all bring means
the time of our cleansing is near.
Sorry, sorry.
There is one more of us.
Drake, the rooster.
He's the reason we came here,
and he's still missing.
I keep telling them they'll never find him
in this city. It's too big.
Leave that to us.
The skies, boys. To the skies!
MAN:
Hey.
Ugh!
[GRUNTS]
[HORNSBY SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
Outrageous.
Oh, here we go.
- Yeah, the Cleans.
HORNSBY: Clear off!
WALLACE:
Do you not know this is a holy place?
HORNSBY:
How dare you desecrate...
...the halls of the Lord's chosen.
You are unfit to gaze upon these walls...
...let alone enter the courts.
Ha. You? The Lord's chosen?
Who did Noah first send from the ark
to look for dry land?
Oh! Hey, hey.
[DINGS]
A raven.
HORNSBY: But who was it that
retrieved the olive branch...
...and brought it back to Noah?
Oh! Me, me, me.
[DINGING]
A dove.
And who did God send...
...to bring food
to Elijah in the wilderness?
Uh-uh.
[DINGS]
Ravens.
DRAKE:
I can do with...
...some food. Do you still do that?
Bring food?
RAVEN 1:
Hey, it's the rooster.
Yeah, looks like we found our guy.
Don't worry.
Your friends are coming.
DRAKE:
Wait. And the food?
- What about the food?
HORNSBY: Good riddance too.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
DRAKE:
I wanna be free, free...
...free! I wanna be free...
...free, free!
I wanna be free, free, free at last!
Hm. There's a song in there.
DRAKE [SINGING]:
Free, free, free
At last
Oh, come on, sing it with me now.
Drake. Drake?
Slink?
Drake.
DRAKE:
Horace?
Shh. Keep it down.
DRAKE:
Esmay.
Where are you?
DRAKE:
Monty!
We shouldn't be here.
Unknown anonymous voice creature!
SLINK:
Drake, where are you?
A good place, you know?
I mean, I was scared at first...
...quite insecure,
but Judah and I have been talking...
...and now I feel a lot better, you know?
More positive.
So I'm good, in a good place, thank you.
Now, enough about me,
tell me more about you.
Why did we come again?
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
A swine in the temple.
That is just not kosher.
JUDAH:
We're over here in the crate.
Gotcha. Okay.
Here's what we're gonna do.
Monty, you come with me.
Esmay, you keep a lookout over there.
Jack, you get ready to show us
the quickest route out of this place.
And, Horace, you make sure...
...he doesn't leave without us.
- Right.
- Right.
Huh? Grrr!
Oh, dear. Are you sure you need me?
[CLANKING]
What was that?
I mean, surely Horace or Jack....
[CLANKING]
Did you hear that?
Even Esmay. I mean, I have told you
about my wobbly knees, haven't I?
And my throat.
It closes up when I get nervous.
See? Listen. I can't.... I can't....
DRAKE:
Monty?
Is that you?
You're sounding a little hoarse.
[DRAKE LAUGHING]
Horse.
A little hor-- A little horse.
SLINK:
Oh, shush.
Monty, kick the lid off the crate.
What, kick?
Me, Monty?
But someone will hear.
And-- And splinters. And kicking is so...
...violent.
- Do you want Drake to be k*lled?
DRAKE: what?
Excuse me? Drake to be what?
What about Drake?
That word you used after Drake,
who happens...
...to be me. Me, I. I am the one...
...the word referred to, and--
What was that word again?
Drake, don't panic.
You're not going to die.
That's why we've come...
...to rescue you.
DRAKE:
Panic? Die? More words...
...relating to Drake that I don't like.
SLINK:
Monty, kick it open before he panics.
DRAKE:
No chop. No, don't. No!
SLINK:
Monty.
DRAKE: No chop.
SLINK: Monty!
Go!
[SLINK SCREAMING]
[GROANS]
Oh, look at all...
...the pretty vegetables.
[SLINK LAUGHS]
WALLACE:
No. Away, away.
SLINK:
Oh, you funny, funny squash.
WALLACE:
Almost touched me.
[HORNSBY SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
HORNSBY: You poor thing.
SLINK: Oh....
- Oh, that--
- Shoo, shoo.
You'll make us Unclean.
Get out of here. Get out.
[HORNSBY SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
Oh, my. Slink? Slink?
He disgusts me.
Horace? Esmay?
MAN:
Hey, who's down there?
They-- They've heard us.
They've heard us.
[JACK GRUNTING]
- We've gotta get out of here.
HORACE: Not without them.
There's no time. We'll get caught.
Well, I say, then I suggest
you quit stalling and help.
Ugh!
DRAKE:
Whoa!
Oh, yay! Whoo-hoo!
[LAUGHS]
Follow me.
Hurry along. Someone's coming.
JACK:
Get moving.
[GRUNTING]
Unh!
Ah!
DRAKE:
Whoa.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
Whoa.
[ALL PANTING]
[GRUNTING]
Judah. where's Judah?
[CHIRPING]
There, go. You're free.
JUDAH: Ha, ha, ha.
- Good gracious.
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
No. Leave us alone.
Do you not know?
We are the Lord's chosen.
Huh?
Unh.
MAN:
You again.
JUDAH:
Oh, no.
Uh!
[KNUCKLES CRACKING]
[JUDAH GRUNTING]
[CROWING]
[GRUNTS AND SNORTS]
[GRUNTS]
[SNORTS]
[GRUNTS]
[CHUCKLES]
Right.
MAN:
Ah!
JACK:
Okay.
- Oh, yeah!
HORACE: Whoo-hoo!
JUDAH:
Good job.
JACK:
Uh-oh. Okay, time to move.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
[DRAKE CROWING]
[DRAKE CROWING & MAN SCREAMING]
DRAKE:
Do you hear me now?
Okay.
Unh!
Oh.
JACK:
We gotta move. We gotta move, guys.
Ah!
[SCREAMING]
HORACE:
Hey, wait a minute.
I say, I can't see.
Help me. Slink? Drake? Whoo-hoo!
Hey. I can't--
DRAKE:
What is going on?
HORACE:
Help. I can't see.
[BLEATING]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
MAN 1: Okay, okay. Easy, easy.
MAN 2: Whoa.
Stupid animals, why didn't they run?
I'm not getting caught again.
[GASPS]
- Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.
MAN 3: Now we got you.
MAN 4:
Hyah.
[HORACE MUTTERING]
Wait, hold on.
HORACE: Take this thing off me.
Please help me.
Phew.
Ugh.
[SINGING]
Nobody knows the trouble I see
Come on, Es, sing it with me.
Nobody knows that sorrow
[DRAKE CROWING]
Nobody knows
[HORACE HUMMING]
I say....
[HORACE HUMMING
& DRAKE CONTINUES SINGING]
DRAKE:
Nobody knows
BOSS: I see the rescue went well. Ha, ha, ha.
DRAKE: Sing it now with me.
JUDAH:
Oh, man. You guys were great.
They wrapped that man up...
...and tripped him. Then--
You are nothing but trouble,
aren't you, little one?
Trouble? No ways.
I'm here to help.
By getting us locked up?
No. Listen.
When they took me away from home...
...my mom told me....
MOTHER SHEEP: I wish
for all the world you didn't have to go...
...but you have the most noble calling
of all, my son.
You're going to set people free.
If only it weren't so.
But you were born perfect.
Don't worry, Mom. I'll be back.
I'll set them all free and come back...
...and get you.
I love you with all my heart, my boy.
I'm so proud of you.
So proud.
[MONTY SOBBING]
[HORACE SNORTING]
Poor mommy sheep.
Oh, ain't that just the saddest thing?
Cry for me, Tony, cry for me.
[TONY CRYING]
But when we left the stable...
...Helda said that
only the king could help.
Only the king could set you free.
What? I don't need freeing.
I'm the one that does the freeing.
Ah. Judah, your mom wasn't talking about
freeing animals at all.
She really meant people folk.
You're going to set people folk free.
What? They don't need freeing.
[ESMAY GASPS]
It wasn't Drake at all.
It's you. Poor dear.
- What, the little lamb?
JUDAH: What?
What are you talking about?
HORNSBY:
They are...
...absolutely right, you know.
WALLACE:
And what...
...a privilege indeed.
HORNSBY:
To be...
...sacrificed for the Lord.
A what? What are you talking about?
Oh, no, no, never mind about that
for now, dear.
We can't let this happen.
DRAKE:
What happen?
If Helda said the king is
the one who could set you free...
...then we need to find the king.
DRAKE:
King. Why?
What's going on? I don't get it.
Explain to me.
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
What? Oh, no.
That's awful. I can't believe that.
The thing that you just said
right now in my ear....
That just-- I mean, that's just despicable.
You have no idea
what I just explained to you, do you?
Not a one.
JACK:
There are no...
...kings of men left.
No one noble. No one kind.
All selfish, all cruel.
And you brought me back here
to sl*ve for them?
SLINK:
That's not true.
There is a king,
and he was born in our stable.
Sounds like a great king.
Born in a stable. What a royal entry.
And he was kind and he was noble.
And he would steal your heart...
...with one look into your eyes.
Kings are the worst of them.
Telling people what to do...
...taking whatever they want.
They are rotten.
And they spread their rot
down to the people.
If you met him, you would know him.
He would undo that heart of yours
in an instant.
I have no heart anymore.
They have taken it from me.
My life is not my own.
These ropes are my life.
These ropes are my heart.
Can he give it back? Can he?
ESMAY & MONTY: Yes.
HORACE: Uh-huh.
[SIGHS]
[HORNSBY COOING]
Huh?
MAN 1:
Come on.
[SIGHS]
MAN 2:
Easy, easy.
[JACK GASPS]
Huh?
Easy, now. Easy. It's okay.
Come on, Jack, it's okay.
[JACK GASPS]
You're who they spoke about.
The baby from the stable.
The-- The king.
Oh, wait until I tell the others.
But they're-- They're still--
You can set them free.
Come on, come with me.
I'll take you to them.
They said you could set them free.
JESUS:
Thank you, Jack.
JACK:
Go tell the others. The king is on his way.
BOSS:
You heard him.
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
MAN:
Sold.
Two for the price of one.
Two for the price of one.
[RAVEN 1 SIGHS]
RAVEN 1:
Hey.
Hey!
We got a message for you.
MAN:
Pesky ravens.
RAVEN 2:
The donkey says--
Watch it.
MAN:
Get out of here!
Unclean animals. Get out!
Scram. Get out of here, you--
- The king--
- Unh!
The king is on his way.
Huh? What?
Well, did you hear that? He's coming.
The king is coming.
JUDAH:
Hey, watch it.
ESMAY:
Oh, my.
SLINK:
Oh, no. Oh, no. He wants to buy you.
Act sick, act sick. Play dead.
Do something.
- What are you talking about? I'm not sick.
SLINK: Judah.
Listen to me.
You do not want that man to buy you.
If he does...
...he's going to k*ll you!
JUDAH:
What? No way. I'll--
SLINK:
Listen to me!
You're the one to set them free.
They have to sacrifice you...
- What? No.
- ...to be free from their sins.
No, that's not right.
I'll get free, then help you too.
No, no.
Do not let him buy you!
But-- But how? What--?
[CROWD CHEERING]
[JESUS CHUCKLING]
JESUS:
Come on, Jack.
Man.
[CROWD CHEERING]
Oh, no. They're taking him away.
Where's the king?
There. They're in there, waiting for you.
Oh, no.
SLINK:
It's him. It's him!
The king!
[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
What are you doing?
JESUS:
My house will be called...
...a house of prayer,
but you have made it a den of robbers!
SLINK: Ha, ha, ha.
Unorthodox, but effective.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
SLINK:
Judah. we've got to find Judah.
MAN:
Whoa!
SLINK: Oh, Jack. Jack.
- Hey.
It's him, just as you said.
Did you see Judah?
They took him away.
He went past you in an iron cage.
[ESMAY PANTING]
JACK:
There. They turned in there.
SLINK:
Judah!
[ESMAY SIGHS]
HORACE:
Unh!
SLINK:
Oh, he's gone. we've lost him.
[ESMAY PANTING]
Oh, my.
Oh, goodness.
Oh, gracious.
Esmay, whoa, look at you,
you're sweating...
...like a pig!
What did you say?
Whoa! Uh-- I said:
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
Like a pig.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
[JUDAH SOBBING]
Shh! What was that?
My liver is shriveling.
SLINK:
No, listen.
[SOBBING CONTINUES]
Oh, I hear it. It's coming from the wall.
It's a wailing wall.
SLINK:
Shh. Shh.
[SOBBING CONTINUES]
It's Judah!
[SOBBING]
SLINK:
Judah? Judah, are you in there?
HORACE:
We've come...
...to get you out.
SLINK:
Monty, kick the wall in.
MONTY:
Kick? Me, Monty?
SLINK:
Monty!
MONTY:
But-- But--
[MONTY GRUNTS & SLINK SCREAMS]
ESMAY: You've kicked Slink again.
MONTY: Oh, my.
[SLINK GROANING]
SLINK:
Who's a funny little turnip?
JACK:
Okay, okay, out of my way.
Hee-yah!
[WALL THUMPS]
[JACK GRUNTS AND wALL THUMPS]
JUDAH:
Whoa.
[GRUNTS]
Stop, stop! It's gonna collapse.
Stop! The ceiling's going to crush me.
SLINK:
Stop, stop!
It's going to cave in!
[GROANS]
ESMAY & MONTY:
Ooh.
Ooh.
I don't wanna die.
[SIGHS]
The king. Only the king can help.
- Yeah.
- Most definitely.
Of course. We gotta find him.
Where are the ravens?
They got chased away.
Okay, we'll do it without them.
Let's split up
and meet back here at nightfall.
Split up?
Go into the big city all alone?
There's someone more alone
than any of us right now.
And he needs-- Hey.
Hey, where you going?
No, you are right.
HORACE:
You can save your speech.
MONTY:
We will split up.
Esmay, you stay here
and watch after Judah and Slink.
- You with us?
- Heh, heh.
Absolutely.
Oh, hang in there, little one.
They'll be back with the king...
...and he'll set you free.
[JUDAH SIGHS]
Oh, okay. Okay then. Bye.
[SNORTING]
[SNIFFS]
Hm.
[PANTING]
JACK:
No luck?
MONTY:
I'm afraid not.
Don't worry, little guy.
We won't stop loo--
Judah?
HORACE:
What? I say, what's going on in there?
He's gone.
Gone?
But-- But I've been here...
...the whole time.
Let me see.
I should say, Slink's gone too.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
MONTY:
What the--?
Oh, man, something's not right.
HORACE:
What's going on?
Hey.
MAN:
Get him! Get him!
It's him. The king!
HORACE:
Why are they...
- ...pushing him?
- And why is he tied up?
Where are they taking him?
[CROWD CLAMORING]
[PANTING]
MAN:
Whoa. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
HORACE:
Hey!
I said, let us in!
JACK:
Something is very wrong.
DRAKE:
Look out.
Rooster's on the move.
Hoo-whee!
Whoa!
[DOVE COOING]
DRAKE:
Okay. All right. Here we go.
[ALL GRUNT]
He's got moves, he's got grooves.
[SPITTING]
[GRUNTING]
Ooh-whee!
Whoa!
Whee!
[GRUNTING]
[CROWING]
[CHATTERING]
JESUS:
Unh!
Ah!
Excuse me. Move out the way.
Oh, those are nice sandals right there.
Can I touch the hem? Oh! Oh!
Get out my way.
I need to see the king.
WOMAN:
You were also with Jesus at Galilee.
PETER:
I don't know what you're talking about.
DRAKE: Excuse me.
WOMAN: Surely you were one of them.
Your accent gives you away.
I don't know the man.
Can I get by?
[CROWING]
WOMAN:
This fellow was with Jesus of Nazareth.
PETER:
I swear to you, I don't...
...know the man!
DRAKE:
Let me through!
[CROWING]
[PETER SIGHS]
Uh-- I was wondering,
maybe perhaps I can just-- Argh!
[DRAKE SCREAMING]
[JACK & ESMAY GASP]
Well, what now?
If the king is the only one who can help,
then we'll wait for the king.
Oh, no.
Hey, where'd they take him?
BOSS:
My scouts say...
...he was taken to the Romans' courts.
JACK:
Why? What for?
[CROWD CLAMORING]
MAN:
Get him!
Take him away! Get him!
[CROWD CLAMORING]
The king.
What are they doing?
ESMAY:
Why are they hurting him?
Oh, no.
[JESUS GRUNTING]
JACK:
Not him. Not him.
[CROWD CLAMORING]
Please don't worry.
The king will come. He will save you.
[SIGHS]
[SLINK SIGHS]
ESMAY:
Oh....
What are they doing to him?
JACK:
He's being punished as a criminal.
MONTY:
Why? What did he do?
Nothing.
I can't believe he would do anything.
There must be some mistake.
Mistake or not...
...no one they take up there
comes down alive.
[HAMMER POUNDING NAIL]
[ALL GASP]
[HAMMER POUNDING NAIL]
[GASPS]
No.
[JUDAH & SLINK GRUNTING]
MAN:
Come on.
He's going to come.
[GRUNTING]
He has to come.
[WOMAN CRYING]
ESMAY:
No.
[WHIMPERING]
SLINK:
Has to come.
No.
[SIGHS]
How--?
How could they do this?
JESUS:
It is...
...finished.
[JESUS INHALES]
[JESUS EXHALES]
[RUMBLING]
[GASPS]
Huh?
[JUDAH GRUNTING]
Oh....
[BLEATING]
[RUMBLING]
[MAN GRUNTING]
Whoa!
[GRUNTING]
Ah!
[RUMBLING STOPS]
[SIGHS]
[JUDAH LAUGHS]
What was that?
It was him.
SLINK:
Who? The king?
But how?
I don't know, but I know it.
I can feel it!
It was him.
He set me free! He set me free!
Whoo-hoo!
Thank you! Thank you!
WALLACE:
Unh!
JUDAH:
I'm free!
- I'm free. Thank you!
SLINK: Ha, ha, ha.
JUDAH:
Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Whoo! I'm free!
[JUDAH LAUGHING]
JUDAH:
I'm free!
Whoo-hoo!
[JUDAH LAUGHING]
Yay! I'm free!
Whoo-hoo! Ha, ha, ha.
I knew it! I knew it!
I'm free! Ha, ha, ha.
He did it.
The king set me free!
SLINK:
What is it?
Slink, it's-- It's just awful.
It's downright awful.
The king....
The king-- They-- They--
- He hadn't even done anything and they--
JACK: Ugh!
They k*lled him.
They took the only good thing
I've ever known and they k*lled him.
What? No, they can't have.
No, no ways.
He set me free. I know it was him.
Oh, my.
That's what Helda meant.
"Only the king can set them free."
He's not dead.
Look for yourself.
[ESMAY GASPS]
They're, uh.... They're taking him
to be buried.
Oh! Oh! I have to go thank him...
- ...for freeing me.
SLINK: Wait.
He's in there.
They took him in there.
Judah, I'm afraid
he's not coming out again.
Yes, he will.
Come home with us, dear.
We'll look after you.
No, no, no, I'm waiting till he comes out.
[SOBS]
ESMAY:
I don't know if he'll ever understand.
JACK:
How do we tell him?
How do we let him know
he's not coming back?
SLINK:
Judah, come.
We have to go now. Come.
Look, we know
you want to see him again.
DRAKE:
We all do.
ESMAY:
But we're afraid that will never happen.
It's okay to be sad, little guy,
but you gotta...
...let him go.
We're all sad.
But he did set us free,
and he'd want us to be happy with that.
SLINK:
Now you've tried...
...you've waited,
but it's time we all went home.
There you go.
It'll be okay. Just come.
[MONTY wHINNIES]
I saw what his love did to Jack.
It's like you said:
"One look in his eyes
and he'll steal your heart."
I didn't get to look in his eyes...
...but I felt it.
It was his love that tore that curtain,
that cracked the temple.
His love for me, for all of us.
And I don't care what you say.
This stone is not gonna
hold that love in.
[RUMBLING AND ALL GASP]
Huh?
Oh, my. Heh.
Ha!
[LAUGHS]
[JESUS CHUCKLES]
Thank you.
Ha!
Whoo-hoo!
Judah?
[LAUGHING]
Judah!
Mom! Mom! I'm home! I'm free!
[JUDAH LAUGHING]
Judah.
Oh, Judah.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Judah.
Mom.
Well, that's very sweet, dear...
...but you don't need to slow down
on account of me.
I'm not. I'm not going back with you.
DRAKE:
What? why?
I'm going back to Jerusalem.
What? why?
Because of the king,
I don't have to wear ropes anymore.
But some of his friends are still there.
They need help getting around. I wanna...
...help them.
What? why?
Because I'm free to.
You'll come visit us, won't you?
Please give Monty some kicking lessons.
What? why?
[ALL LAUGHING]
Of course I will.
Thanks for everything. I'm glad...
...I bumped into you.
We're glad too.
- Okay, bye-bye.
SLINK: Bye-bye, Jack.
HORACE:
Bye now.
JACK:
Whoo-hoo!
MONTY:
Oh, this all has been too much.
Happy, sad, happy, sad...
...scared, sad, happy.
I could do with a lie down.
ESMAY: Definitely.
DRAKE: Agreed.
HORACE: Oh, yes.
SLINK: Let's get home first, shall we?
HORACE:
Wait until we tell Helda...
...how the king set all the people free.
DRAKE:
The king? He did?
How did he do that?
ALL:
Drake!
DRAKE:
What?
TONY: So, boss, now that
we've been cleansed...
...what does that mean?
It means we're fit to be eaten.
[LAUGHING]
That's a good one, boss. Heh, heh, heh.
Uh-- Boss?
You're kidding, right?
Boss?
Wait. No, seriously?
Boss?
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