Note: The F is silent...{feel free to take this lame joke out}
Fashionable men always keep to the other side of midnight.
Kuntam VS Akogidesu At Last, the Final Farewell for All Eternity! Kuntam Robo the Movie
BOOBS
Years
Years
Years
Itsuki Hiroshi-san, Years in Show Business!
Congratulations!
Years
If we move, we'll lose.
Even if we don't move, we'll lose.
{I'm searching online for an answer.}All computers have been linked up to find a solution.
I've been fighting evil robots for years.
It's about time I figured out a solution!
Space Kuntam Omega!
We've been waging w*r for a full weeks.
This will be, at last, our final farewell for all eternity!
Change, Akogidesu!
Cling!
Bang!
Boom!
Behold, Akogidesu Demolisher!
Akogidesu Tractor Beam!
Become an adult, Kuntam Jr. Merge with me!
At this rate, our slumber will be over!
No, you mean our number will be up!
Thanks as always, Kuntam Jr.!
Become obedient, Kuntam Jr.!
Let's enjoy invading Earth together!
John-kun, would you be willing to entrust me with your life?
Sure thing! After all, we're the name of the game!
You mean, "the one and the same"!
Express delivery!
Ordered!
All right, it's here!
Ark, open!
The Kuntam Brigade is here!
What?!
Kuntam ! Kuntam Z! Ultra Kuntam! Kuntam A! Kuntam ZZ! Kuntam King!
Super Super Super Super Super Kuntam Robo is here!
Super Super Super Super Super Kuntam Drill!
That drill isn't sharp!
This is what the newer excavating drills look like!
Science is always advancing!
Akogidesu Black Dark Devil Death Zone Hell Shock!{Okay, so I think the デスゾーゼージゴク bit is like death + sausage + hell, but it's not important.}
Super Super Super Super Super Kuntam!
Super Super Super Super Super Kuntam Drill!
Super Super Super Super Super att*ck No. !
So what are we doing tomorrow?
How does a barbecue sound?
Great! Don't forget plenty of oil.
And so, Kuntam Jr. and young John's fight was over.
Actually, on second thought, there may still be more to come.
Keep fighting, Super Super Super Super Super Kuntam Robo!
Kuntam's the best!
Even at my age, it's exciting to see robots combining!
Wow, you really get it, Dad!
I want to combine!
Okay, let's do it!
Normal combination!
Go, Kuntam!
My back!
The power you're unleashing is real
But how serious are you?
One day, you'll be at full power
But then you'll just be tired
Whenever you are feeling thankful
Or are feeling sorry
Make sure you always let people know
Can you become honest?
I'll be serious tomorrow
I'll be better after a good night's sleep
That's right!
I'll tell you, tell you
All of my feelings for you
But I haven't had enough practice
With some of those feelings
I'll tell you, tell you
All of my feelings for you
Everyone will be full of energy
And able to smile
We will!
kimi ga dashiteru chikara wa honto
kimi no honki no nan paasento
itsuka zenryoku hyaku paasento
sore wa tsukare chau kedo
arigatou tte iu kimochi to
gomennasai tte iu kimochi wa
chanto tsutaeta hou ga ii yo ne
shoujiki ni nareru ka na
ashita kara honki dasu kara
nee nee nemu nemu gussuri shite kara no hou ga ii
boku no kimochi no hyaku paasento
todoke todoke kimi ni
sonna kimochi no nan paasento mo
renshuu ga tarinai kedo
boku no kimochi no hyaku paasento
todoke todoke kimi ni
itsumo kawarazu genki de minna
egao ni nareru yo
Original Work Yoshito Usui (Rakudasha)
Screenplay Kazuki Nakashima
Animation Director Katsunori Hara Takatoshi Omori Hideo Hariganeya
Art Director Sachi Takahashi Mayumi Okiyoshi
Character Design Katsunori Hara Masami Otsuka Color Design { Yukiko Nonaka
Clay Animation Takuya Ishida
Director of Photography Toshiyuki Umeda
Music Toshiyuki Arakawa Shinji Miyazaki
Sound Director Akira Ookuma
Editing Hideaki Murai
Chief Producer Yasushi Wada Kazuhiko Akatsu Rika Tsurusaki Katsushi Minoura
Director Wataru Takahashi
Ouch!
You wouldn't have hurt your back if you hadn't pretended to be a transforming robot.
Just how old are you?
Jeez, Dad. Grow some under already.
Hey, I've got plenty of undergrowth down there!
All done.
Couldn't you be a little gentler?
There's a heap of things that must be done...
on this precious Sunday afternoon.
Repair the gutters.
Weed the yard.
Prune the tree.
Fix Shiro's house.
Someone keeps saying they're going to do it. Any ideas who?
I know! Hiroshi-sama right here!
That's right!
Mom, the TV's broken!
Add "adjust antenna."
I can't watch TV?!
Not until your daddy gets better.
Daddy! Is your back okay?
It definitely isn't!
You change attitudes so quickly. Sheesh.
Wait! What are you doing?
I'm gonna fix your back right up.
Is TV more important than your dad's health?
Where are you going?
The clinic.
I don't think I'm gonna get better here at home.
Is that so?
Yay! I wanna go!
Stop! Get off me, you idiot!
Go, Hiroshi Robo!
Right. Today's Sunday.
Talk about breaking your back for nothing.
Clang, clang, clang.
Wow, you look like a robot, Dad!
I really wish I had a robot body.
I need a rest.
Whew!
I'm gonna go play.
Is it your back?
Ah, I'm so sorry!
Don't worry.
People never seem to notice my presence.
Do you mind?
Oh, no. Go ahead.
My wife and kids nag me, so I can't smoke at home.
Were you also kicked out of your house?
Oh, I just have a strained back.
I feel like I'm in the way when I'm at home.
I couldn't stay there.
That's a pain.
Jeez... {same as pun around :}Their depression feels like a social disease.{was: is so venereal. could probably be better!}
Ugh, what's up with this gloomy feeling?
This is where fathers without a place in their home end up.
The fathers of Japan have become weak.
How pathetic.
Hey!
Just what are you doing, smoking in the park?!
It's not prohibited here.
It smells, you know!
There are kids here, for God's sake!
Put that thing out!
I'm s-sorry!
Wow, they're so forceful!
You about to poop or something?
We're trying to play, so go away!
You're in our way!
Come on! This playground is for children, isn't it?
If you're an adult, act like it!
Act like it!
This park is for everyone.
Stop treating it as your territory!
Hurry up and get out!
I'm sorry!
Out of my way!{Bosozoku horn sound}
This is no longer our safe haven.
Until next time...
Aren't they extremely annoying?
Totally.
Enough is enough!
Don't just play around all day.
C'mon, let's go, Shinnosuke.
Uh, okay.
Wretched...
How very wretched!
At this rate, the country will be ruined.
{I caught Dad's jock itch!}Now even I feel like I have a social disease.
{Idiot! It's melancholy!}Idiot! You mean a local disease!{argh. could be better}
Do you have a moment?
We're conducting a survey, and your help would be appreciated.
Sorry, but right now, I don't feel like...
Please, go ahead.
I'll tell you everything.
I'm Nohara Shinnosuke!
Lady, do you like dandan noodles with black or white sesame seeds?
I like it without broth.
I'm not asking you, though.
And your name is?
Nohara Hiroshi. years old. Ex-single.
Okay!
And your family structure?
I love the feeling of being abandoned!
Yes, okay!
Congratulations!
Since you have completed the questionnaire,
you are invited to try out this men's salon, Beautiful Daddy.
Am I going to become even more beautiful?
Please, right this way, Nohara Hiroshi-sama.
But right now, my back is hurting me.
This will rid you of everything:
back pain, stiff shoulders, constipation, and even athlete's foot!
Your body will be like {metal}steel afterwards.
For real?
And because you've been invited, everything is free of charge!
Free?!
Then... why not?
Right this way.
Huh, what about me?!
Go home without me.
Puffing out your cheeks won't help.
Are you okay?
{This is nothing. Bread is pirozhki. }{just make up something that rhymes}This is no big deal. No zeal, no meal, right?
That was so lame it gave me chills. I'll go home.
Your shoulders are pretty stiff, aren't they?
Yeah.
Are you nervous?
No, not at all.
Get a hold of yourself! This is to fix your strained back.
And also for your family's love.
This aroma will help you relax.
Thanks.
That smells sorta nice.
Let's begin.
Ah, there... it's not that stiff.
Nohara-san... Nohara-san...
Please wake up.
The treatment is finished.
Did I fall asleep?
Yes. How do you feel?
G-Good! I feel good! And my back doesn't hurt!
That's wonderful!
This was really free?
Of course it was!
Time to live a comfortable life with your brand new body!
Man, I really do feel great!
My back is fixed, and my footsteps are lighter too!
Whoa there!
Wow. My feet are going extremely fast, aren't they? {Aren't my feet going a little too fast?}
Whoa, this is awesome!
Ah, I'm already here!
I'm home!
So Daddy went together with that woman?
Yup!
She was like, "Come here, Hiroshi"!
Hey, hold on. This is a misunderstanding!
Don't try to cover it up.
H-Hey...
Who are you?!
Huh? Who am I?
It's me.
Stop kidding around! Hurry up and get out!
There's no reason to get so angry.
Check it out. My back works like it should!
He's a robot!
He's a real robo dad!
What're you talking about?
Behold, the gallant figure of Robo Dad!
Huh?
What's this?
What! This is my body?!
What happened?!
Let go of Shinnosuke!
Hurry up and leave before I call someone!
Hold on! Look closely. It's me!
You should be able to tell, Misae!
No!
Did that hurt?
Only in my heart.
Hey, it's me! It's Hiroshi!
I'm your husband, Nohara Hiroshi!
Now Super Hiroshi Robo fights evil with his body made of steel!
With a snort stronger than anyone's smeller!{was 'fan' - localized with next line}
And dad jokes smellier than a busted fridge!{'cold' doesn't mean bad joke in english though, so will need to rephrase}{localized... sort of}
What are you on about?
This is going to be great!
What are you talking about, Shinnosuke?
This thing isn't your father!
Th-This thing?
Mom!
But...
How nice. I wanted to go to the slalom too.{anything will do; not a real word}
You mean "salon"...
That salon!
That's where I was changed into a robot!
What?
So where's the building?
It was right here! That tacky building was standing right here in its full glory!
That's entirely unbelievable.
I still can't believe it myself.
"Come here, Hiroshi."
But that I can believe...
Why?!
Forget it. Let's just go home for now.
What is it?
My body won't move.
It seems you've run out of energy.
Oh, Nohara-san!
Ah, hello.
What's wrong? That's a big load.
Yeah, just a bit.
Um, is that your husband?
Yes, he's just, uh, cosplaying!
For a company party.
What a pain.
See ya.
He tries so hard, yet he's stuck working as an assistant manager.
That's what I'm saying! This robot insists he's my husband.
I'm not playing around!
I'm getting nowhere on the phone.
Of course not.
I'll visit the police in person tomorrow.
Okay.
By the way, could you bring me inside now?
Sorry, no can do.
Why?
Come on, it's dangerous.
Shiro...
I'm looking good today too.
Good morning, chief!
Good morning.
Come on! I'm not joking!
Please calm down. Maybe get some fresh air...
Really? You're trying to turn me away?
What's the problem?
Ah, chief!
This woman isn't making sense.
You're the chief? Great!
Please listen to me.
Wow. What a nice-looking man.
So at this bath-house complex...
At a men's salon.
Right, "Wonderful Papa."
It's Beautiful Daddy.
Right, that.
He's got a problematic personality.
Anyway, your husband went to that salon.
And then a strange robot came home claiming to be your husband.
Your situation is quite unimaginable.
Yes, I also find it bizarre!
Anyway, please search for that salon!
Very well.
I'm a man who loves and is loved by the citizens!
Leave it all up to your incompetent Lower Kasukabe Police Chief, Kuroiwa Jintarou.
Oh, I was just being humble when I said "incompetent."
Right...
Dandanbara Teruyo, at your service!
Your hat is on backwards.
For this case, your special, full-time investigator will be Sandanbara-kun.
It's Dandanbara.
Right, that.
Special investigator?
Yes!
From now on, please consult her.
Thank you.
Well then, Nohara-san, let's go!
Let's find out the whereabouts of this mysterious salon.
Okay!
You can put your baby in the back seat.
She's surprisingly reassuring.
Isn't she a troublemaker?
That's why I put her on the case!
A troublemaker for a complainer.
Don't those "-er" words just sound nice together?
Huh, did you just hit something?
Must be your imagination.
Guess so.
I warned you.
There has to be somewhere I can fill up on energy.
Keep looking for it!
I got it!
Found it!
All right, fill me up!
Bra-ger!
They should've thought a bit more about the placement.
It's not my fault.
Done.
Oh yeah! I'm revived!
What happened to my body?
Why did this happen to me?
What're you doing?
Checking for secret Robo Dad capabilities.
Hey!
An electric toothbrush?
There's enough for a family of five!
An electric fan!
A vacuum cleaner!
And a radio.
Pretty simple stuff.
It doesn't matter.
Ah, something came out.
Hey!
Shake, shake, shake!
Oh no, it won't stop!
How do you make it stop?
Just let go of the remote!
Oh, I see.
Do robots get tired?
Yeah. I feel tired.
Why those eyes?
Sorry, Shiro.
Blame Robo Dad for being sluggish and useless.
He's just not someone a kid like me would find fun.
I may be sluggish, but I'm not useless!
From here on out, I'll give you proof!
Do you know of a salon called "Beautiful Daddy"?
No, I've never heard of it.
Thank you for your help.
Do you know it?
I don't!
No clues here either.
Are you sure we can find it by just asking around other salons, Sandanbara-san?
It's Dandanbara.
Don't worry. Clues are always found on foot.
Despite how I look, I'm an officer of the lost pets division.
Oh, really?
Pets?!
I've already found three pets this year!
This is my first time looking for a human, though.
Can you let me take a look at that robot?
O-Of course...
Right now, he's out of power, and...
Wh-What?
He's not here... and the yard's tidy!
Yo! Good to be home, Mom!{he always reverses these}
You mean, "Welcome home."
That dog house...
Wow, that's awesome.
Ah, a policewoman!
Mom, what did you do? Did you show your butt in public?
That's what you do!
Anyway, what's this?
It's Robo Dad's handiwork!
I did it all!
Great going, Robo Dad!
He really is a robot.
He fixed the TV!
Misae!
What do you think? I did it all!
Yeah, I see.
That's amazing.
Isn't it?!
Even though I've become like this, it's not the end of the world!
Yeah, you're right.
All right! Leave dinner to me too!
I want meat! Meat would be nice!
Um, do you have a moment?
Yes, of course!
Before that, though, I need to refuel!
Nohara-san, this borders on obscenity.
I know.
After a detailed examination...
I couldn't figure out anything.
Is that so?
Now then, I will return to searching for the salon.
Thank you.
No problem. There are only salons left to check.
Good luck.
Thanks for the food.
Is it good?
It is... even better than mine.
That's great.
It sucks that I can't eat it myself.
It's pretty nice to have a robot around.
Oh, stop it!
What do you think, Shinnosuke? Is it tasty?
I'm disappointed, Robo Dad!
I said I wanted meat!
This is a stir fry. There's meat in it!
But there's green peppers in it!
Hey! You can't be so picky!
Green peppers are just too much for me!
Don't be so selfish, Shinnosuke!
I'm not selfish. I'm just being unreasonable.
If you know that, then eat!
No! I'll never eat green peppers, no matter what!
Shinnosuke!
So cool!
Come here! Come here!
Rocket Punches!
How do you stop these?!
That fixed it!
Not bad, Robo Dad!
Are you okay with sleeping there for awhile?
Sure.
Here's some fuel.
Really! You're so stingy, Mom!
It's fine.
It'd be dangerous if that earlier mishap reoccurred.
But...
Well, good night.
I can't even cry tears of regret.
Eye drops?
Dammit!
Shiro!
I hope he's settling in without a problem, Ganma.
Although he's mentally unstable, his numbers don't indicate a problem.
Speak up!
Okay! I believe he'll gradually get used to it.
And his wife, Ranran?
It seems Nohara Misae is having a hard time accepting Robo Hiroshi.
Because of his appearance.
Not a problem.
In fact, that's how it should be.
All according to plan!
What about that police officer?
Leave her be.
The incompetent police...
have no chance of...
interfering with...
our great plan!
Tekkenji!
Yay, Tekkenji!
Shinnosuke, are you ready?
No, not yet!
Why are you still half asleep?
The bus will be here soon.
How nice. A trip with your parent.
Why don't you come too, Robo Dad?
He can't! How are we supposed to explain him to other people?
After he went to a salon, he became a robot.
Nobody would believe that.
Have fun, you guys.
No fair! I wanted to show you off to everyone.
Stop it.
Nohara-san!
Coming!
Hurry up, Shinnosuke!
Okay.
Good morning.
Ah, sorry!
Wow, a huge bus!
Shiro.
Watch over the house for us.
No gas...
All right!
All the kindergartners are on one bus...
And they're accompanied by their parents!
This is going to be a relaxing outing.
Field trips like this have been quite popular lately.
Oh, are they?
Oh, I can see it!
Riverside Dodeka City!
I wish I could show this to Robo Dad.
Huh?
Shinnosuke!
This was the perfect strategy.
But wouldn't a tour of a construction site be dangerous?
It'll be fine.
Everything here is automated.
It's the world's safest construction site.
That's our Kazama-kun!
You always sound like you're bragging.
Yeah.
I am not! I'm just stating facts!
Oh, don't deny it.
The greatest feature of Riverside Dodeka City...
is that everything here is built by robots.
The man who developed this system is the world-renowned roboticist, Dr. Ganma.
Th-Thank you. I'm Ganma.
The robot industry couldn't have become what it is today without...
Now then, everyone, please feel free to look around.
Sensei, what is this doing?
Um...
This robot tightens the screws.
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
We're so high up!
This is the central elevator shaft.
They have nicer legs than I do.
I wish my husband were a robot!
Yeah!
This is awesome.
Robots have come so far!
Wow, you guys are excited about these simple robots?
Such children.
We are children.
What's with you?
Can't tell you!
He's so annoying.
You'll understand once you climb the stairs of adulthood.{shades of Golden Time}
And just where are these stairs?
Right this way.
These are...
...the stairs of adulthood?
H{\fscx\fscy}{\fscx\fscy}O...
All right! Let's climb them!
H-Hey! You sure, guys?
Um, I wouldn't mind staying a kid.
I never knew it'd be this easy to go up the stairs of adulthood.
You're so clueless, Masao-kun.
If you do this absentmindedly, then you'll have a hard time after becoming an adult.
Or that's what my mom says.
Why is that?
Don't know, but we should be careful just in case.
What's going on?!
A construction mistake.
I knew I didn't want to be an adult!
It's just like what my mom said!
At this rate, we're going to fall!
Hey, let's jump onto that!
No way we can do that!
You're such a scaredy-cat!
{You keep playing the same hand over and over!}I'm not falling for it again!
Swoop!
Are you okay, Kazama-kun?!
Shake it off! It's just a light scratch.
Hey, wait for me!
Right this way. Right this way.
Dammit...
Guess I can't get inside.
Something fell!
What! No way!
Toru-chan!
What are they doing up there?!
Shinnosuke!
You've gotta stop the crane!
Hurry up!
The operator isn't here!
Why?!
Save us!
Someone stop it!
It's leaning.
Oh, stop it, Kazama-kun. Everyone's watching us.
The suspension bridge effect.
Wrong!
Don't push!
Masao!
Shinnosuke!
Everyone, hold on tight!
Shin-chan!
Sorry, that was me.
Sorry!
Robo Dad!
Grab onto me!
Are you guys okay?
You saved us!
I thought we were dead.
Who are you?
He's my Robo Dad!
Nene!
Masao!
Hmph.
Kids, let's keep me being here a secret, okay?
He's so cool!
Toru-chan!
Masao!
Shinnosuke!
I'm so glad you're safe!
I was so afraid!
I might have been a bit too reckless.
Hey, welcome home!
The field trip.
You came, didn't you?
I didn't go.
You're lying.
Is there anyone else who could save children falling from a building?
Well, you know...
I'm sure there was just a lifesaving machine or something.
Thank you... for saving Shinnosuke and his friends.
That's the Nohara Hiroshi I know.
It doesn't matter if you're a robot. You're a real father.
Misae.
But...
Make sure you fix the car.
Woo, you're so thick in love! {TLC - ぶあつい}{play on おあつい (deep in love)}
I'm sorry.
It looks like I can control simple gadgets.
That's amazing!
Still nothing.
Okay.
Um, where's your patrol car?
I wrecked it.
Oh really?
Here we go!
Up you go!
Me too!
Whoops, I lost!
You can't hold back in a duel between men!
It's gotta be fair and square!
Okay, okay.
There you go.
My bad!
But you wanted it to be fair and square, didn't you?
Huh?
They're out cold.
You played with them so much today.
I feel like I never really had the chance to spend time with the kids when I had my real body.
Perhaps. Nice job today.
Delicious!
That hits the spot.
It's low-cholesterol oil, after all.
I'm going to work tomorrow.
I can't keep taking sick days.
I've gotta work to make our income.
D-Don't you think they'll notice?
Senpai!
Hey, Kawaguchi!
Did you get over that cold?
Mostly, but I haven't fully recovered from the fever. My body's still stiff!
You are stiff!
Almost like iron, huh?
Yes, please let me know about it along with that matter.
Of course.
Please make it happen.
Thank you.
Here's to a lasting mutual partnership.
It's all thanks to your interpreting.
Hasn't the boss been really on point lately?
Yeah!
He's so energetic. It's like he's made out of steel!
Yeah, seriously.
The manager was praising you.
He said you seem to be working better than ever since you got over that cold.
Oh, really?
How about it? It's been awhile.
Sorry, I've gotta go home.
My loving family is waiting for me.
You really have changed.
Dad... Dad...
Robo Dad!
Jeez, you were spacing out.
I was?
You're such a pain.
And so are you. Go put that back.
What! Can I please have it?
No.
Shinnosuke, you've got the real deal right here, you know.
He's right.
Our plan to intentionally cause an incident that strengthens the bonds of a family has gone...
splendidly!
It's a great success!
Tekkenji!
Tekkenji!
Commence the Rediscipline Japan Program!
Activate the Stubborn Father Circuit!
Yes, sir!
Congratulations!
I'm a dung beetle!
You're dressed like that in the middle of the day?
You're one to talk.
I'll try again.
I'm from the All-Japan Corner Promotion Association!
You are the special, one millionth person to turn this corner!
Congratulations!
Oh, it was nothing.
Here's your fantastic prize!
Yay, yay, yay!
It's a mustache.
I don't need it.
Oh, really? How about giving it to your daddy as a gift, then?
It'll help him succeed in life.
Okay.
Here you go, nice and lean.
They're so huge!
This is my authentic robot sushi.
Sorry to leave it to you when you just got back from work.
Don't worry about it. I have a mechanical body, you know?
Have you... gained weight?
Because of Robo Dad, you've become a couch potato.
That's not true!
Here you go, dear, extra virgin oil.
Oh man, this looks good.
I splurged a bit since it's payday.
Oh! I can't believe I forgot!{こってり is the wrong word for this, though I guess nobody will notice if we ignore it}
A present for you!
Thank you.
It's a mustache.
A mustache?
She said if you wear it, you'll succeed in life.
Sounds great!
What was that?
Hey, quit making that face!
Something is...
strange!
What's wrong, Robo Dad?
It's not "Dad"! Address me as your dear father!
My dear father?
Hey, what are you doing?
You fool!
Don't you "hey" me! You're speaking to the head of this family!
Address me as your great husband!
It's no use crying...
over spilled milk!
Don't you make light of the breadwinner of this family!
Kneel right there!
You can't...
Don't talk back to me!
Those who disobey will get this!
You slack off. You lack discipline.
You're plain lazy!
Just look at that belly!
I deeply apologize. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry!
How dare you cast your husband into the dog house.
Please forgive me.
Starting today, I alone will run this house.
Is that understood?!
Yes.
Speak up and bow before me together!
Yes, sir!
This is how a household should be!
But this house isn't enough.
I will give a pep talk to all the cowardly fathers of this town!
Attention!
Gentlemen, we're the heads of our households, right?
If so, why must we bow down to our families who mistreat us?
Nobody will ever come to save you!
Despised and oppressed fathers,
now is the time to rise up!
To hell with our wives! To hell with our children!
Fathers are the hearts of their households!
They're the most important!
Yeah!
Shut up!
Here again, are you?
Okay, time to get out!
Get out!
Get out!
What do you want?
Be brave.
Be brave and overthrow them!
This isn't a no smoking zone!
Nobody has the right to complain about me smoking!
Mind your manners!
Yeah!
That's our line!
Yeah!
You get out!
Get out!
What's up with you guys? I'm calling the police!
Feel free to call them.
We will not falter!
Take this! After-Work Facial Hair Splash!
It's our victory!
We can stay at this park now!
Fathers. Gain some courage and become stronger!
Yeah!
We will now rise up!
We will overthrow our oppressors!
Brotherhood of Fathers...
Overthrowing the Oppressors...
with Bravery and Strength!{suggestions welcome}
Or BOOBS, for short!
{Fathers! Alliance! Fathers! Alliance!}BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!
Instead of a women-only car, make a fathers-only car!
What're you doing?!
Since there's a Lady's Day,
let's make a Father's Day!
We're proud of our body odor!
It's still too early for you to be dating!
We should have two beers in the evening!
Don't shop just for yourself!
Raise our allowances!
Don't say we smell!
Don't call us monkeys!
Here we have the herd of angry fathers calling themselves the {"Fathers Alliance."}BOOBS.
Tell me. Just exactly what type of organization is this BOOBS?
Well!
Fathers of the world!
It is time to join the BOOBS movement!
Hey, please give me back the mic! Hey!
Cut him off!
The switch won't turn off! Technical difficulties!
And that's the situation.
Because this is a demonstration by the people, the police cannot intervene.
Right.
Well, leave this case...
to me, Kuroiwa Jintarou!
Okay.
Bow down... Down!
Bow down... Down!
The fathers are returning home!
We understand!
Your heads are too high!
We understand!
You're really going to do it, Shin-chan?
Yeah, I don't like that type of Robo Dad.
But I don't like him acting like a middle-aged man even more.
Bow down!
If we take away that mustache, your dad will go back to being normal, right?
Having something like that is enough to change your personality?!
I can't believe it!
Have something ya wanted to say, huh?
No!
Something that changes your personality...
It seems possible.
Let's go, guys!
Okay!
My dear father!
What is it?
I have something I would like to show you!
You have a well-behaved boy.
Naturally!
Feast your eyes on this!
Robo Dad is bossy!
So proud and glossy! {well, literally dancing the mambo with your butt, I guess, but obviously just there for the sound}
He looks so bad with a mustache!
He's stuck his buttocks out at his father!
Shake, shake, roborked, roborked, roborked Dad!
It seems I haven't disciplined you enough.
Shake, shake! Shake, shake!
Come back here!
You deserve a spanking!
Shake, shake! Shake, shake!
He won't stop moving!
Shake, shake... Shake, shakey...
Over there?!
Huh?
What in the world is going on?
It's working!
"Kazama-kun was having a great time showing his butt off. How pathetic."
This was your plan!
The same body?
The same butt?
They're the same!
Now!
Give that back!
Yay! We fixed him!
No, you clearly broke him!
Where are you going, Robo Dad?
Come back!
How very pathetic.
Even though you have an iron body,
you were outdone by children.
And you call yourself a father?!
Who will lead BOOBS now?
The weak fathers have been toughened up enough.
Nohara-san!
I will lead them myself!
Dispose of this fool!
Over there, Shin-chan!
Don't worry.
I only gave him a light "disciplining."
I am the president of BOOBS,
Tekkenji Doukatsu!
{Fathers! Alliance! Fathers! Alliance!}BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!
We will now occupy City Hall!
Occupy?
It means they're taking it over!
Hey!
Shinnosuke!
Shin-chan!
Get up, Robo Dad!
Robo Dad!
Wake up, Robo Dad!
Wake up, Robo Dad! You've gotta wake up!
Robo Dad! Robo Dad!
In it goes.
Shinnosuke! Where are we?
What in the world is going on?!
What's up with this body? What?! All these robots!
Hey, tell me what's going on!
Oh man...
You have no idea what I had to go through!
I'm sorry for everything that's happened.
What's that?
Someone's in there.
Dad?!
Hey, Dad!
Wait, Shinnosuke!
Dad! Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Are you okay, Dad?
Huh, Shinnosuke?
Where are we?
Ah, my head hurts!
What... What are you?!
Shinnosuke! Get away from him!
He's an impostor!
I'm the real Nohara Hiroshi!
What did you say?
You've got an ugly face, you tin plate assh*le!
I am the head of the Nohara family from Kasukabe, Saitama!
Assistant manager of the second sales division of Futaba Shoji!
years old with a -year mortgage!
I am the Nohara Hiroshi!
Dad...
You're all loose and dangling.
I remember!
You must be the robot with a copy of my memories!
I'm a copy?
Are you from Fashion Check?
No, that's Piko.
What were you plotting by pretending to be me?
I'm Hiroshi!
Just take a look at your own body.
You're a popular robotic household appliance for housewives!
This is not my real body!
Shinnosuke, let him know who your real dad is!
Sure!
Robo Dad's the best!
Shinnosuke...
But he can fly!
And throw rocket punches!
And his feet don't smell.
Glad that's settled, you impostor!
Let's find the exit!
Yeah!
Hey, come back!
I can't believe this is happening!
You idiot!
You made a foolish robot that even children can outperform!
I'm working on a new model now!
Hurry it up!
Y-Yes, sir!
It's that fussy grandpa.
There's my body!
You were created right here.
What'd you say?
Got a problem?
These two are fussy as well.
President. Nohara Misae is currently heading toward the occupied City Hall.
What can a single woman do?
Ganma! Don't mess up!
Y-Yes, sir!
The head! Hurry and bring the head!
Nice! Nothing beats my own body!
Hurry up, Robo Dad!
Which way?
Up!
All right! Hold on tight to Dad!
Hey, I'm his dad! Come back here!
Catch them!
Seems I'm the faster one!
You're right.
See ya, impostor!
Wait!
I caught you!
Forget about him. He's just an impostor, after all.
I'm just gonna go check on him.
You idiot!
I caught all of them!
Guess there's no stopping you.
I-In front of us!
Are you okay?
Yeah...
Oh, we're at...
Dodeka City!
I was being held in a place like this?
Let's head to City Hall! Misae and Himawari are in danger!
Stop acting like they're your wife and daughter! {He really yells at him for not using honorifics, but yeah}
What was that, impostor?
Wanna fight, tin plate?
Get off then, you idiot!
No thanks, you moron!
What an unseemly argument.
Saitama is too large to cycle around.
Are you with the police?
Yes?
What's going on with that?!
{Fathers! Alliance! Fathers! Alliance!}BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!
I have no idea.
We've seized control of City Hall.
Fathers, let's overthrow our oppressors!
Oppressed fathers!
Now is the time to rise up!
Through the revival of the tough father figure,
we will toughen up this country.
Give back my husband and son!
We will...
Did you hear me, you blinged-out old man?
Who was that?
Nohara Misae. Nohara Hiroshi's wife.
My son's friends told me that you guys took them!
Give me back the two of them, you bald old man!
A bad wife spells the ruin of her husband. {idiom}
Seize this woman!
Step away from Nohara-san!
Take her too.
I'm a policewoman.
What's wrong?
Seize them!
Fools.
Don't make fun of my mom!
Shin-chan!
My mom might be stingy, wear a lot of makeup,
and be an evil hag with a big butt...
And, um...
Hey!
And why does that matter?
She's also my sweet, loving honey!
Darling!
Get away!
Well, well...
I'm here!
Indecent exposure!
I thought you would only be scrap metal by now.
That felt like...
You're a robot too?!
I won't hold back, then!
Robo Dad, go get him!
Right!
Pointless.
Stop!
Robo Dad,use your Nipple Beams!
You imbecile, as if he has those.
No...
When there's a will, there's a way. {idiom}
What?!
Nipple Beams!
Ganma...
You imbecile!
You'll pay for this!
The president was a robot?
How can that be?
You're also a robot, aren't you, Nohara-san?
Everyone, go home and cool your heads.
I can't believe a robot was manipulating us.
Darling!
Misae!
Misae!
Darling!
Are you Nohara...
Yeah, I'm Hiroshi!
I'm Nohara Hiroshi.
Yay! Mission complete!
You did it, Dandanbara!
Hey, what's with that face?
I was so worried.
I really was so worried about you!
Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm so happy!
You're not treating me like an impostor!
Robo Dad...
It's raining.
So what you're saying is that you're the real Nohara Hiroshi.
That's right! And it's the truth!
I see.
Like hell you are! I'm Hiroshi!
I see your point!
What are you talking about? I'm Hiroshi!
It's obvious that I'm Hiroshi!
Quiet! Quiet!
Dandanbara-chan.
Yes?
Will you play a live game of shiritori with me until morning? {This is joking on the game they play on the real show}
Until morning?
This isn't the time to be fooling around!
I have no idea what's been happening.
But I do know you're just a robot with a copy of my memories.
You're wrong.
But you saw that army of robots all lined up, right?
You're just one of them.
Shinnosuke.
Are you hungry?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll fix you up something.
Hey...
Hm, is an omelet with rice okay?
Hey, wait a second. C'mon!
I'm sorry about this, but you've gotta stop.
I've gotta stop?
This is my family!
Stop! Let him go!
Are you okay, darling?
Are you okay?
I'm... Nohara Hiroshi.
I had dinner with you.
I laughed with you.
And I played with you guys, didn't I?
Oh, I know! Shinnosuke! Let's arm wrestle!
A serious round of arm wrestling.
Then I should be facing him.
Darling...
Let me show him who the man of this house is!
Ready...
Go!
I guess we now know who the real man of this house is.
Stop it!
Can you please just stop?
Nohara-san? It's the police.
Chief!
Good work, Dendenbara-kun.
It's Dandanbara.
Hey, someone who looks important!
That's right. I'm very important.
But you didn't take off your shoes, so my mom's gonna yell at you.
Um, what's this about?
What's this about?
I've come to arrest all of you.
Stop it!
You are being arrested for...
rebellion against the state.
And that calls for capital punishment.
Hey, hold on!
Are you joking?!
This is all because of a robot called Tekkenji!
There's a robot factory beneath Dodeka City!
You've gotta believe us!
Oh, I believe you.
I thought Robo Dad got him!
I was caught off guard.
This took a ton of money to make.
Chief?
Don't tell me, you're...
President of BOOBS, Tekkenji Doukatsu.
His true identity is none other than me, Kuroiwa Jintarou.
Huh? What about the others?
They're just puppets.
We're almost there, President.
Thanks.
Now then... I've reserved a very special stage{a spot at the theater} for all of you.
Long ago, this country was full of strong fathers.
But what about now?!
Men who are dominated by women and children cannot protect our nation!
Now is the time for weak men to be replaced by
stubborn fathers made of steel who will rediscipline Japan!
And that will happen through...
the Rediscipline Japan Program!
And why did you choose me?!
Because you have no redeeming traits.
You're a lazy, spineless, cowardly lecher.
Yep.
But even a man like you, if turned into a steel father,
would be able to become a leader of the people.
I get it.
Don't agree with him!
These stubborn fathers of steel will be deployed in major cities,
and they will instigate the people.
At that time, BOOBS will rule over Japan,
and I, Tekkenji Doukatsu,
will become the stubborn father for all of the people of Japan.
And there you have it.
It's so stylish, isn't it?
Not at all!
Why aren't you using your real face?
That has to do with my sense of beauty.
Just like in The Other Side of Midnight. { trash Sidney Sheldon novel}
It's all about a man's glamour. {dandyism sounds weird}
Oh, so it'll be easier to escape in case you fail?
You're really petty, mister.
You're thinking too much, Dandandanbara-kun.
That was a syllable too many.
My program will not fail.
The stubborn fathers of steel have already entered mass production.
That's wonderful!
Now I can get the better of the academic community that banished me!
And I will sell that technology around the world for a huge profit.
As you can see, everything will work out perfectly through this program.
I'm so stylish for coming up with it.
And since you unstylish folks now know everything,
I'm just going to have to k*ll you.
You told us everything when we didn't even ask!
Yeah, what she said!
You're being too selfish, mister!
I'm not a "mister." I'm a stylish mister.
You think so highly of yourself,
but at your house,
your wife must totally have you on a leash.
I'm home.
Eck, why did you come home, Dad?!
Today's my birthday.
Oh, is it?
But there's nothing to eat.
Oh, you wouldn't mind cleaning up, would you?
My clothes!
You washed them with yours?!
I'm not wearing it anymore. It's disgusting.
Um, today, I was appointed as the chief of Lower Kasukabe.
Oh, does this mean you have to live somewhere else?
Good luck...
by yourself.
You hit the mark.
How miserable.
Wow, he's so unstylish.
What did you just say?
I said you're not stylish!
You brat!
You th-think I... I'm not stylish?!
Yeah.
I... I won't allow this!
You will be my first victim!
Robo Dad!
Do it, Ganma!
Yes, sir.
Goodbye, Nohara Hiroshi-kun.
Take this! And that!
Ganma wins!
Robo Dad?!
His personality has been completely erased.
Rise!
Give that boy the most severe punishment!
Understood.
The computer is now calculating the most brutal method.
Shin-chan!
Hey, put him down!
This is your punishment, Nohara Shinnosuke.
No! Green peppers?!
No way! He's going to make Shinnosuke eat green peppers?!
And it's a stir-fry entirely of peppers without a shred of meat in it!
Are you sure this will work?
It's certainly inflicting damage on them.
Now, eat it.
Please stop, Robo Dad!
Eat! Eat it!
Stop it! I'll eat it!
Make us eat the green peppers!
Come now, you're spoiling your child too much.
You're prime examples of the inept parents of today's Japan.
You're an idiot! Coercing them like that isn't discipline!
If they don't do it on their own, there's no point!
That sort of unrealistic thinking is why Japan is not stylish!
Robo Dad...
That's your punishment for saying I was not stylish!
You fully deserved it!
You're terrible.
He's eating... He's eating it?!
He's eating the green pepper?!
I'll eat 'em. I'll eat the green peppers.
So, Robo Dad, go back to being normal!
It's hopeless.
This is nothing!
I love green peppers!
So, Robo Dad, snap out of it!
Darling, you're Shinnosuke's father, aren't you?!
Snap out of it!
Hey, your own son is putting his life on the line to reach you!
You can't call yourself a father if you ignore him!
Is it over?
Robo Dad...
Thanks for the food!
Eat this! Smelly Foot Burning Kick!
Hiroshi wins!
Robo Dad!
What?!
That's impossible!
Little Nipple Beam!
All right!
I could hear you yelling all the way inside my microchip.
Oh, it was nothing! {Don't embarrass me!}
Ganma!
His data was supposed to have been completely erased!
My husband's very persistent, you know.
Especially the smell of his feet!
Even after washing and washing, the smell never goes away!
All right, let's do this!
Nohara Family Fire! {Willpower?}{It's the equivalent of the usual "faito", like a huddle chant}
That's not right. Because there are two dads today...
Nohara Family Double Fire!
Double Fire!
This family is weirdly amazing.
He ate too many peppers.
You've gotta be joking!
Get out of here!
Engage the enemy!
Dammit! Misae!
I won't let you go!
Watch out!
Get off!
Nothing beats tackling the case physically when you're investigating!
C'mon! Let me go!
Don't underestimate humans.
The high sensitivity sensor was destroyed!
It worked.
No!
Dandanbara-san!
You didn't quite nail it, did you?
Stop it!
You're tickling my ear!
You're under arrest for being sexy.
What?!
I'm paying you back...
for that laser from earlier!
Coochy-coo! Coochy-coo! Coochy-coo!
Cut it out! Stop!
Fire the laser!
Ganma!
Was it too strong?
Not the lab!
Why you...
Little brat!
Shinnosuke!
You fool!
Did he run out of juice?
Not good! This place is going to explode!
The rest of you will be buried along with all the evidence.
And if we're lucky, after a million years...
Make sure to hold on tight!
Okay!
Okay, okay, take it slowly.
What?!
That was easy!
You know, you've gotta get away quickly too.
Stop right there! You're under arrest!
Then come get us!
Why you...
What was that?
Here he comes!
We've gotta go faster, Robo Dad!
Don't let it knock you off!{alt) Hold on tight!}
Yeah.
No way!
You're pretty good.
It's the exit!
You scared?
Not a bit!
Here we go!
That was a little close!
I... I thought I was going to die!
Itsuki...
Hiroshi? {Pop/Enka singer}
Korokke? {the anime/manga? or the voice actor for Ganma
Looks just like him.
How dare you get in the way of my stylish ambitions!
But it's not over yet!
I'll show you the power of my giant Hiroshi robot!
But why is it an Itsuki Hiroshi robot?
{You said you wanted a Japanese robot, so this is it!}This is the quintessential Japanese robot!
Who are you exchanging vows with?{Chigiri by Itsuki Hiroshi}
Run away to the riverbank!
Hey! Your opponents are over here!
Come get us!
Who will you intertwine everlasting hearts with?
Dammit!
Nipple Beams!
Huh?
My energy...
As those intense feelings are crushed.
Hey!
Come this way!
Ah, you idiot!
Get out of here, Shinnosuke!
Crushed!
Crushed!
Hey, look over here!
Crushed!
Dammit!
Robo Dad!
I've brought you some energy!
Shinnosuke!
Filling you up!
All right!
Let's go, Shinnosuke!
Combine!
I'm going to combine too!
This is amazing!
I see the dangling elephant!
Oh my...
Giant Hiroshi Robo!
Behold!
I'll leave the piloting to you!
You're so unstylish!
Its head can slide!
It's no joke!{ref. to 鬼瓦権造}
Why you...
Give it to him, Shinnosuke!
Okay!
Rocket Punch!
I wonder why guys like big robots so much.
Dunno.
Because they're idiots.
And in sound health...
Setting Itsuki to full power!
What?
What's that?
His Vibrato Wave! {Kobushi Wave}
Vibrato?
Wa...
I can't resist the enka etched into my DNA!
I feel a little bit tired.
This is bad! I'm melting!
Aren't I powerful?
Dammit!
Hey, are you okay?
I'll stop him!
Don't force yourself!
I'll help you out if you're fighting!
He's right! Aren't the children our fighting energy?
At times like these...
At times like these, what would you do, Shinnosuke?
The usual!
The usual?
I gotcha. Let's do it then!
I'm counting on you!
Bra-ger!{see "roger" from earlier}
Let's go!
Shake, shake! Shake, shake!
Not this again.
Your family is certainly a handful, huh?
Shake, shake!
Shake, shake! Shake, shake!
To my wife and daughter!
Give your daddy some love!
This is quite the feat, Dandanbara-kun.
What are my charges?
Your greatest crime is...
playing with other people's hearts as if they were toys!
Hey, Robo Dad!
Where'd you go?
Robo Da...
Are you broken?
Can you be fixed?
Hey, are you okay?
Dad?
Step aside.
Okay, let's settle this once and for all.
Ready...
Go!
Don't give up, Robo Dad!
Don't give up, Dad!
Both of you can do it!
b*at him, darling!
Hey!
Robo Dad...
How was that, Shinnosuke?
Your dad's so strong, isn't he?
Yeah.
You're strong too, Robo Dad!
I'm sorry, Shinnosuke.
It looks like...
I'm not actually your father.
I'm counting on you to be as good as two dads.
Me... {He's talking to Hiroshi, but this sounds weird}
Yeah, leave it to me.
Me! {To Robo Dad}
Thank you, Misae.
Himawari.
Dad...
I'm not your dad.
No!
It doesn't matter if you're Robo Dad or just Dad! You're both the dad I love!
You're a good kid.
Get bigger.
Yeah, I will get bigger!
Bigger than that giant robot!
I'll get even bigger!
Hey, what should we do next?
Hm, let me think!
What'd you want to do?
Let's play house!
Play house?
Not a bad day for a walk!
But it's a dad day for a walk, am I right?
That's a dad joke!
I am a dad.
Pops!
Yeah!
I'm coming!
Don't take too long!
Okay!
Hey, Dad, let's do it!
Oh, you want to do that?
Can you hold him for a sec?
Huh?
Normal combination!
Clank!
Robo Dad, take off!
Okay!
You're going to hurt your back again!
Let's go! Smelly Foot Kick!
Mustache Cutter!
They really are...
idiots.
itsumo wa odokete
tayori ga nai you na furi de
yaru toki ni wa yaru taipu
hora hora sugoi?
darashi ga nai toka
baka ni shitete gomen ne
honto wa wakatteiru yo
anmari ienai
boku no takaramono mo
mamotte kureteru no
minna no egao ga kowarenai you ni
famirii paatii paatii paatii
famirii paatii paatii
hitori de wa mienai mono
ima kanjiteru kara kimi to mamoru yo
famirii paatii paatii paatii
famirii paatii paatii
kono yume ga zutto saki mo
barabara ni naranai you
te wo tsunaideite
itsumo wa sonna ni
shinken na kao wo misenai
yaru toki ni wa yaru taipu
hora hora sugoi?
tama ni kowai kedo
hitsuyou na koto dake wa
honto wa wakatteiru yo
anmari ienai
kimi no takaramono mo
mamotte kureteru no
minna no egao ga kowarenai you ni
famirii paatii paatii paatii
famirii paatii paatii
hitori de wa mienai mono
ima kanjiteru kara kimi to mamoru yo
famirii paatii paatii paatii
famirii paatii paatii
kono yume ga zutto saki mo
barabara ni naranai you
te wo tsunaideite
te wo tsunaideite
You're the type that always plays around
And acts like you're unreliable
But when the time comes, you get it done
Hey, isn't that great?
Sorry for calling you a mess
And treating you like an idiot
I understand, really
I can only say it rarely
I know you're guarding
My treasure
So that everyone can keep on smiling
A family party, party, party
A family party, party
I'm feeling things I can't see when I'm alone
So I'll protect them with you
A family party, party, party
A family party, party
To keep this dream going on forever
And not let it crumble to pieces
Don't ever let go of my hand
You're the type that never
Appears to take things seriously
But when the time comes, you get it done
Hey, isn't that great?
Sometimes you act scary
But it's something you have to do
I understand, really
I can only say it rarely
I know you're guarding
Your treasures
So that everyone can keep on smiling
A family party, party, party
A family party, party
I'm feeling things I can't see when I'm alone
So I'll protect them with you
A family party, party, party
A family party, party
To keep this dream going on forever
And not let it crumble to pieces
Don't ever let go of my hand
Don't ever let go of my hand
Toho Company, Ltd.
Space Kuntam Omega{As Gundam parody, this may be better spelled "Cuntam", but that doesn't look very appropriate. Or maybe it is, considering the jokes in Shin-chan.}
Kuntam Jr. ()
Yamada John ()
The Secret Society, Midnight The th Leader, Akogidesu
FIN
Crayon Shin-chan: Intense Battle! Robo Dad Strikes Back
Closed Today
Ranran
Men's Salon: Terminator
Ranran
Domineering Husband
Dodeka City
Kuntam Robo, Jr.{Made of Real Alloy Kuntam Robo Jr. Action Battle Sortie, Kuntam Robo Jr.!!}
rotherhood of Fathers
verthrowing the
pressors
with
ravery
and
trength
The BOOBS Shake Up Kasukabe!
One of the Participants
{=}Live Nohara Until Morning! {朝まで生テレビ parody}
Heated Debate! I am Hiroshi
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