01x04 - Catcher In The Rhyme

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Animalia". Aired: November 11, 2007 – November 7, 2008.*
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Series tells the story of two human children, Alex and his friend Zoe, who stumble into the magical library which transports them to the animal-inhabited world of Animalia.
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01x04 - Catcher In The Rhyme

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we thought we were brave till we entered

that cave

then out of that bog came a big honking

frog

so we threw a quick fit and decided to

split

only to find that the froggy behind was

not the only one of his kind

that first was none other than the son

of his mother in her green hungry eyes

we look just like flies

her croak wasn't cute we were doomed

absolutely

scared in the extreme we came up with

the scheme

we should

we escaped with our lives gave each

other high fives but before we could

wing it as we started to leave we met

the frog king it was a croaker named

steve and it turned out that steve who

was as big as a bus he had a pet peeve

his pet peeve was us

anyway that's all i've written so far

what do you think

your pretty head is filled with spooky

things

but in the end alex and i overcame our

biggest fears and a place to miss in

piece of the core blah blah blah blah

super blah

ugh i'm so sick of hearing about how

brave you stink bugs are you bore me me

too me three hey at least give her

credit for telling the story in rhyme

ooh

rhymes big whoop rhymes are boring

unless they're about me

and nothing rhymes with allegra which

makes rhymes super boring

we're out of foreign

so out of here

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i think we're okay

super mondo out of here

i stand corrected

just look at it fly kiss that course

ball goodbye

i hope we can find it when it falls from

the sky where should we start what

should we do don't look at me i don't

have a clue something is naughty

something has changed all of our books

have been rearranged nothing is in the

place it should be who's gonna fix it i

hope it's not me i promise i'll help

i'll lend you a paw there's no need to

yelp your throat will get raw

alex and zoe it's time to get to it

track down that spore from the core that

just blew it we're on our way hold up a

sec we're coming with you we're off on

our trek so we b*at you at you

any idea what this sport might involve

nope it's a mystery that we'll need to

solve well how about you iggy any

thought any clue my mind is a blank i

yeah it's you

i guess that i'm coming down with a cold

a cd before they're all spelled oh i'm

busy right now i can't maybe later when

cows learn to fly so long alligator

is iggy talking funny and what about

something's very screwy

oh you sneezed on my face egg what's

that all about excuse my sneezeholder

there's no need to shout i didn't shout

don't be overdramatic

quit giving me static what's with the

fight that's not like you two he's wrong

and i'm right which is why

sorry you're sick egg

sorry you're cranky thanks very much

may i borrow your hanky

sorry i was grumpy dude i didn't mean to

shout

i apologize to you for my sneezy snotty

snout

but every time that someone says a word

like two or you

i just can't seem to stop myself from

saying uh

i know exactly what you mean because

almost every time i try to say just what

i mean instead i have to rhyme ah so

that's the problemo yeah they can't help

themselves they have to rhyme everything

maybe once we find that course for all

of you stop rhyming i guess that's a

possibility

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that'll lead us to

tranquility

or maybe we need to stop you from

rhyming in order to find the core sport

how would you stop us i'd like to know

it

ah

because i'm getting tired of being a

poet

stop you by giving you a word that's

impossible to rhyme sounds like a plan

let's give it a sh*t if it works life is

grand

if it doesn't it's not sure

know any words that have no rhyme sure

how about this

let's start with you big g

rhyme the word rhythm

i can sing it i can hum i can really

keep a rhythm i just pound upon my drum

and i oh i

oh i have no rhyme for rhythm i'm stuck

for a rhyme

it's a total disaster an absolute crime

my best friend booboo is frozen in rhyme

can you hear me

he's literally stuck hey yo

huh what terrible look

uh well that didn't work out so well

snap out of it g here try a banana

hey look at me i have a bandana phew

so whenever an animalian is stuck for a

rhyme they're stuck for good like a

statue this is bad

really bad

right now i spy with my little eye a way

to become a very rich guy what is it

this time i can't wait to hear how to

profit with rhyme oh just listen my dear

whoever gets stuck for a rhyme i'll

unstick him but i'll charge him a

fortune cause i'm gonna trick him how

will you unstick someone who's stuck

i don't know that yet but i'll make a

nice buck

it's a very good plan it's smart and

it's clever can you think of a better

scheme not a chance never

what did you stuck like this forever

we're heading off to look for that

course for stay here okay

he doesn't have much of a choice

i mean it's not like he's going anywhere

oh she's wrong about that

i have plans for that monkey you're one

nasty cat and your plan it smells funky

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take him away to my home in my hideout

carefully load him then quietly right

out

why are we in this nefarious scheme to

try to build up a low self-esteem where

do you get all this gobbledygook i

looked it up in a psychology book

nice work zoe

but what made you think we'd find the

course for in lotto grotto it's the only

place i could think of with a name that

rhymes

there's writing on the inside

it says fling the ring to unfuzzle the

puzzle

what's that mean who knows

let's fling it

far beyond rome in australia there's a

place that is called an amelia to save

it in time its name you must rhyme with

a flower you find the venus fly trap

seems simple enough we need to find a

venus flytrap let's see in animalia the

only place to find that plant is

in the swamp yuck

great one single fly trap in all of

animalia and allegra happens to have it

i sing about me cause i'm simply the

best prettier and wittier than all of

the rest

why is she singing to a venus flytrap

because no one else will listen

why thank you thank you i thank you so

much i'd give you a kiss but your lips i

won't touch we need that fly trap

follow my lead

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bravo encore that totally rocked you

through your fans i'm totally shocked we

think you're a star i would never have

thunk your voice will go far

like the smell of a skunk well i write

my own lyrics i would never have guessed

can you write us a new song do you take

requests for my fans a recital of course

anything just give me a title and i'll

start to sing sing a song about

silver

um

for first place you get gold for a

second you get silver

but gold can be so cold while silver can

be

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uh

nothing rhymes with silver

need to borrow your fly trap we'll

unfreeze you later and that rhymes he's

a tough one bye alligator

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oh another block of ice tad to my

collection this is really going nice

it's absolute perfection

why does it feel so good to be bad

because you have lots of issues with

your mum and your dad is that just maury

a psychology rubble no your parents told

me you were nothing but trouble

excellent work you found the course ball

it gave us a riddle which led us to more

we think this fly traps the answer to

the riddle

far beyond listen in australia there's a

place that is called an amelia to save

it in time its name you must rhyme with

a flower you find the high biscuits

what's the deal it said venus flytrap

last time

we risk our lives to get a flytrap and

now it says hibiscus

make up your mind perhaps this is the

puzzle we need to unfuzzle

the hibiscus has stripes red orange and

pink on silky weight petals so what do

you think

who would have striped flowers

oh they fly in the clouds with clouds in

their head the ones with the stripes you

mean z and zed

do you say zebra or do you say zebra do

you want me to rhyme that

just call me deborah

i'm sorry deborah

maybe z and zed have the hibiscus we'll

be back

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i'm worried the kids may be on the wrong

track

this is z i'm on the fly reporting way

up in the sky

what's with the rhyming do you have any

clue z

nothing comes to mind nova nothing very

newsy thanks so very much z that was

just too too insightful melford you

agree

isn't cheese delightful

now let's take a break or i'll say

something frightful

animalians are getting stuck in rhyme

they literally freeze frozen in time

if this is a problem for a loved one or

friend just give me a call and your

problem will end it'll cost quite a lot

a large sum of money but it's worth

every cent to unfreeze your honey

so take out a loan go into debt and

check out the stuff that you're going to

get

my old pal arry was stuck for a word got

frozen in rhyme he looks so absurd but

thanks to tyranicus who's so very clever

i'm now back to normal as handsome as

ever and the others behind them will all

be set free

when someone that knows them just pays

me the fee

so call for tyrannicus and unfreeze from

rhyme it's just 50 payments one month at

a time

wonderful news we can all rest assured

tyranicus has this new problem cured

that's a relief

i'm off to play golf oh no good grief

golf rhymes with nothing

i'm stuck oh poor melford that's just

his luck i'll call up the tiger and get

him unstuck

of course you can have one you can even

have two this might be the answer to why

the core blue

that was nice of you z to give them your

flower i just hope that it helps to

restore the core's power i gave them the

one that striped red and orange as

bright as the sun and

nothing rhymes with orange i'm stuck oh

no z

it's happened to you

gotta stay calm what'll i do whatever i

do i'm not saying

great

far beyond rome in australia there's a

place that is called an amelia to save

it in time its name you must rhyme with

a flower you find the

cross you are an evil spinning thing i

do not like you mr ring

unfuzzle what puzzle

what's this twisted scavenger hunt all

about since the riddle's a rhyme from a

course ball that flew perhaps it is

rhyming you need to pursue you're

probably right because rhyming is broken

of course if i'm wrong i'm sorry i've

spoken

the course humming that's a good sign

maybe it means that everything's fine

could mean i'm right it could also mean

nothing

one small oversight nothing rhymes with

nothing

i'm stuck

oh that's a shame of all the dumb luck

oh no

even livingston stuck in a rhyme by the

sound of the core we're about out of

time

somebody fix it i'm starting to panic

the core is gonna blow like something

volcanic iggy really chill we need to

think what was livingston saying just

before he got stuck it's not about

flowers

we need to explore rhymes you should

take a close look at his poetry book

limericks there once was a young

kangaroo who learned how to play the

kazoo he'd play and he'd hop and he'd

kick and hit chop because he also was

learning kung fu okay that's a limerick

but what does it have to do with this

all limericks rhyme the same way each

time yeah

and the riddle from the course for is a

limerick but the last line didn't rhyme

that must be the puzzle we need to

unfuzzle we need to find the rhyme

egg what's that limerick again

far beyond rome in australia there's a

place that is called an amelia to save

it in time its name you must rhyme with

a flower you find

a flower that rhymes with australia

flowers rhymes australia and amelia

please hold

far beyond roman australia there's a

place that is called an amalia to save

it this time its name you must rhyme

with a flower you find the azalea right

but where do we find an azalea

we have a winner

it's another portal just like the one

alex found

that looks sort of spooky and maybe

dangerous

what am i cookie i can't run dangerous

i'm stuck

oh this is too good too good to be true

rini livingston stuck in rhyme too

i can be king this clears the way can't

livingstone off and hide him away

don't mean to slow up your perfect plan

sir but everyone's looking to you for

the answer tell me as long as it isn't a

crime what is your plan to unfreeze them

from rhyme i'll figure it out when i

have some time to k*ll and you just

don't know how and i doubt that you will

i can't see where i'm going there's

nothing to see this world is just

darkness except you two and me

the azalea it's here i found it it's

purple the problem i fear is there's no

rhyme for purple

i'm stuck

oh no not iggy too

another ring grabbing

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when you can't find a word that fits

with your rhyme make up a new word it

works every time

so that's the puzzle we had to unfuzzle

we need to make up new words to finish

the rhymes

let's see iggy said purple which has no

real rhyme so he found the azalea and he

said it was purple the color of

pancakes with blueberry circle

it worked he's unfreezing

are you okay iggy um i'm fine thanks for

asking it's really no biggie why are you

still rhyming i'm starting to like it

this rhyme stuff is great let's

un-freeze the others before it's too

late

livingston's gone

really is too

what does this mean and what can we do

i'm melba meisle at the enormous home of

tyranicus who's here to inform us of

what he is doing and what he will do to

unfreeze our friends and our relatives

too

i have good news and bad news which do

you choose just give us an update and

cut out the schmooze i'll start with a

news that you might find stressful my

unsticking process has been unsuccessful

i know that you've all paid a great deal

of cash

let's forget about that no need to

rehash

but the good news i think should lessen

the sting with livingston gone i'm your

new king

i don't think so

we know how to free everyone frozen in

rhyme but we're going to need your help

remember the words that got them stuck

the words they couldn't rhyme we all

need to make up new words that fit the

rhyme

for instance

was stuck trying to rhyme the word

rhythm the booboo has timing booboo has

rhythm he's frozen and rhyming

it's time to unprison

sup little dude

did something just happen

he woke up

a legger got stuck on the word silver

but i have no skill for rhyming silver

how about trying daffodil

or like the whipple will were very

silver and jack and jill went up the

hill to fetch a pail that was made of

silver

grape hug

the flower you gave us was striped with

orange we thought it might help us to

find the course foreign wow

rini that portal wasn't too dangerous it

was stranger than danger it was actually

strangers

we're looking for livingston know where

he's hidden we can't tell you that who

you kidding our boss wouldn't pay us

he'd give us a sack we'll pay you double

and throw in a snack

the lewiston garden step right this way

a pleasure to serve you have a nice day

i feel so at home now that i'm king

forget it tyrannicus it's just not your

thing step aside tyga get out of our way

your rule here is over you were king for

a day

no

give me a week or maybe a month that's

all i seek

i there's no rhyme for month

rats

livingston got stuck trying to rhyme the

word nothing

iggy

everyone is always huffing that nothing

right with nothing while i say quit your

guffin while i eat my morning muffin

cause nothing rhymes with something

so listen to my rhyme

they're stuffing

and bluffing

camel llama puffins

pillows that need fluffing

let's toughen up on crying

a dog's a wolf woofing weightless

there's a buff and it's a rough and

rhyming nothing you can do it every time

so stop with all your fussing with all

the hairy mutton there's nothing you

can't rhyme

you'll find a word just take your time

there's huffin

puffin

look a muffin

there's nothing you can't rhyme

where am i

what have i missed

the list is so long it doesn't exist

ah

when this ring gets put back in the core

we won't have to speak in rhyme anymore

you know many great writers like lewis

carroll and tactus used nonsense words

to complete their rhymes

then they all went out for pizza

come on i'm starving the pizza's on me

alas yay isn't it that there is no rhyme

for pizza

well

maybe pizza is a word that defeats you

but i'm gonna eat so a whole lot of pie

what's that boss all i need to do to

unfreeze you is come up with a rhyme for

the word months

hmm what rhymes with months how about a

raise

no hmm well i'll keep thinking about it

and you keep begging

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so

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