01x39 - The Girl Who Loved Powerglide

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striving to save the world from the evil

decepticons the heroic autobots are led

by optimus prime he's more than meets

the eye he's a robot in disguise

going ballistic to destroy the autobots

and conquer mankind the evil decepticons

are more than meets the eye

heroic autobots versus evil decepticons

with the beta planet earth hanging in

the balance

transformers generation two

and now through the magic of the

cybernet space cube the computer

enhanced stories of the transformers

transformers generation two

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i feel like an absolute bloody fool this

is disgraceful this is humiliating this

is a direct order of the chairman of the

board stop complaining here comes our

beloved chairman now

i know you're all totally grossed out to

be here but it's my birthday so i'm

going to have a party why aren't you

geezers having a good time

why can't you guys just lighten up and

enjoy yourselves

oh i can't stand it

this place is like a prison i hate it i

want some excitement don't cry astoria

it's my party and i'll cry if i want to

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this is powerglide the decepticons are

attaching hybrid technologies

corporation they must be after some

secret plans or maybe some new fuel

they've been bad or maybe they're gonna

kidnap all the companies top scientists

or

they're after a girl it's hero time

let go of me you you don't you touch

that girl

stay back hey kid

grab the rope power glide

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hey

thanks for rescuing me

whoever you

aren't oh my gosh we're gonna crash

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superb aerial agility truly a worthy

adversary

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where are you

who are you the guy that's trying to

save you so sit still and let me get on

with it

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i think we ditched them wow that was

intense

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who

are you power glides the name well

whoever you are i think you're

completely the greatest

thanks

now listen oh i want to go flying again

oh come on

will you shut up and listen i gotta know

why those g*ons were after you who are

you i'm astoria carlton ritz chairman of

the board of hybrid technologies you run

high tech yeah see like my father

d*ed okay and he left the company to me

we've got to find out why they want you

i want to go flying i'll send you flying

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according to this data astoria isn't

allowed access to high-tech research

labs or equipment

even though she runs the company there

must be some reason why the decepticoons

tried to nab maybe they just wanted to

hold her hostage in exchange for some

secret information yeah but what

information that's what bothers me

so you had to run in with the deceptic

creeps huh yeah too bad i wasn't there

i'm always ready to rescue a girl as

pretty as you

what do you know about power glide oh

he's okay kind of a blowhard if you know

what i mean i think he's wonderful you

do oh wow he's tall he's handsome he's

shiny

and you can fly yeah well there's a few

things he can't do you know what are you

doing

terrific

hey

what's the matter

get away just stay clear of my equipment

hey like i can't help it if your junk's

all defective

no wonder your own company won't let you

near any of their equipment yeah i guess

me and machines don't get along too well

i can personally attest to that come on

i've been given the lucky task of

escorting you back to our main

headquarters

i'm hungry i absolutely gotta have

something to eat why is everything

always happen to me

you failed to capture the girl we had

not counted on power guys interference

you are supposed to be the most powerful

jets in the galaxy and you were beaten

by a pipsqueak autobot plane please let

us try to find her again you will not

try to get her you will get her or i'll

have you all melted down for scraps

astoria we've gotta get no wait i wanna

do that

boy this is better than running that

stupid old company any day story we've

got to get you out of here it's

dangerous what are you talking about

we're on a merry-go-round for crying out

loud

okay so like what do i want to do now i

don't care what you want to do

we're going to the volcano let go of me

let go don't you touch my necklace hey

what's the matter powerglide my dad gave

me this before he d*ed

he made me promise never to take it off

i'm sorry real sorry it's okay

you didn't know now we've gotta

go

we've come for the girl

and we will get the girl or else

hey don't trash the place transformers

generation two wheeler two

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astoria yeah

run

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even the three of you can't b*at one of

me

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oh

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here

come

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on already

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after them

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did we lose them

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here they

headquarters i've got to land

busted wing

send help

transmitting coordinates now

wow

this place is

like nowhere yeah

it ain't exactly the garden spot hey

you're hurt it's nothing nothing it's

totally severe you could get sand in it

or something

no you're a real pain in the

afterburners you know that you know you

don't have to be mr macho all the time

okay just let me help

you're like a big baby sometimes

i mean like i care about you you saved

my life of course you wouldn't feel

anything like that about me

course not you're a robot you're above

all those kinds of things well maybe i

kind of sort of possibly feel that i

think you're uh

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all power glide

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power glide

let me go you dirtbags i hope your

solenoids

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gotta stop them

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astoria get him in wheeljack

oh you're going for a ride big fella

astoria

got to save her you will you will just

gotta get your pack stuck first

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hurry it up will ya i'm going as fast as

i can i can't just lie around here while

that girl's in the hands of megatron's

g*ons this is a delicate procedure

i feel fine

get back here i'm not done is my wing

fixed can i fly well yes but then you're

done

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any word from the deceptic creeps not a

peep they've got her prime why don't

they ransom her maybe they don't want a

ransom

maybe she's got something they want like

what i can't say

we're still completely in the dark about

megatron's plan correction sky spy has

detected unusual atmospheric

disturbances over the north atlantic the

source is 10 miles above sea level

sounds like the decepticons have some

kind of sub-orbital station then that's

where they've taken astoria and that's

where i'm going

oh

i let that little brat down once and i'm

not going to give up till i find her

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the energy transductor is now fully

operational megatron

excellent

as soon as i find out what that girl

knows we can turn the earth's

electromagnetic field into raw

you got any burgers in this joint

you guys are like the worst hosts

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tell me what you know and you will be

released i don't even know what you're

talking about before your father d*ed he

gave you high-tech energy formula if you

say so i do and i want it now hey

don't be so hostile okay tell me what

you know

all i know is that you're a complete and

total utter silence

since you won't give me the formula

willingly

there are always other ways

a psycho probe is capable of extracting

all the information from a human's mind

i'll give you one last chance tell me

what you know the psycho probe is not a

pleasant experience

go blow a circuit man have it your way

then energize the psycho probe

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hey don't flip out transformers

generation two will be too bad

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well

subjects mind completely empty

impossible

computer error

searching for problem hey i forgot to

tell you mean machines don't get along

too well especially slime ball machines

like you

what in the world's that

probably corrected

very well

activate

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see i told you i do not believe this

methodical error

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don't know

how long i can take this

but i've got to get through

for

they keep slipping off hold them in

place if you have to i must get that

formula

ready

the psycho pro will put 90 000 volts

through your brain

it is an excruciating experience

will you tell me what you know

all this waiting around that's what's

excruciating i mean i'm starving for

crying out loud when are you guys gonna

feed me that's what i want to know your

dumb machine like doesn't even work and

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later

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he'll never make it through that energy

storm

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oh yeah

says you

that thing seems to be causing the storm

maybe something never would

short-circuit

nothing well

sorry dad but i've got to chuck the

formula in order to save him

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headquarters

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astoria

what did you smash the antenna for do

you want to get yourself k*lled i did it

to save you you dumb old yell at me i

don't care as long as you're safe

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oh

can the mush

you've got to whoa

astoria

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you little creep if anything were to

happen to you

here

jump for it and what are you gonna do i

got a little plan

then i'm staying with you no matter what

you're gonna drive me crazy

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get that panel open

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there

now i should be able to steer this

floating parking lot

huh

i fixed it perfectly

what could have gone wrong

you

you're the problem get out of here

you're jinx in the controls oh no i'm

staying with

you

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much better now to program a new course

i ought to sock you one hey we're like

still heading downward

but of course get it

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well at least we all got away with our

hulls in one piece and as for the girl

in the falling sky platform

well that's power glides problem

correction

problem is ours

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energize the force fields what force

fields

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decepticons this is megatron speaking

your new orders are um

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so what were the decepticons after

anyway oh just that necklace my father

gave me you never make any sense you

know that yeah

well i gotta be

going uh-huh next time i'm in town would

it be okay if i uh looked you up that

would be wonderful

you're wonderful uh yeah well uh you're

not so bad yourself kid you really mean

it well

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who sure have believed it power glide

sh*t down by cupid

all right which one of you wants to be

the first to get his circuits punched

out

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don't hit the road transformers

generation 2 will be back after these

messages

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transplant

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grandparents

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