02x03 - Goodbye, Hello

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Charlie Horse Music Pizza". Aired: January 5, 1998 – January 17, 1999.*
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Show takes place around a pizzeria on the beach.
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02x03 - Goodbye, Hello

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the charlie horse music pizza is brought

to you by the following

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viewers like you

what kind of music would a pizza make if

a pizza could make music

what kind of music would a pizza play if

a pizza played a song

would it plank would

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flying like a chinese gong

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horse music pizza place

pizza music pizza come to the charlie's

music

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what kind of music would a pizza make

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pizza

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oh they gotta be here someplace they

were right between my socks and my

pajamas

i can't even find my socks in my pajamas

wait a minute shirts

ties belts oh

look at this hmm a corned beef sandwich

what is that doing here oh am i

forgetting where i put things

hey charlie horse you left your socks

and your t-shirt

in the freezer it's possible

oh come on where are they where are they

oh jolly horse breakfast

not now i'm looking for something oh

swell

charlie and maybe you'd like me to put

together a tray of orange juice and milk

and pancakes and eggs and toast

and drag it up the stairs for you so

that you don't have to bother coming

down

oh you're a real sport shari thanks a

lot

charlie horse now come on as soon as i

find what i'm looking for

i don't know what he's looking for do

you know that he's losing everything

these days everything he lost his gloves

his scarves his baseball hat

his homework uh oh the best the other

day he lost his lunch money

yeah last week he took me to the ball

game and he lost something that i

loved and did miles very much

what did he lose me he's getting worse

he's getting worse uh if i ask him if he

remembers where things are he says i

don't know

if i ask him where he put things he says

i don't know if i ask him if he

remembers where he lost something he

says

i don't know do you think i should talk

with him i don't know

thanks i am losing patience with him i

got to tell you

i'll go see if i can tell good job

come on jelly horse where are you i'm

right here

right way uh right here

oh charlie horse you know sherry is

losing her patience with you

yeah well i'm glad i'm not the only one

who's losing stuff would you lose now

no i can't tell you oh come on no i

can't tell you why not

because you laugh at me charlie horse

you know me better than dad now come on

tell me what did you lose

my underwear

i'm sorry let's go look for it all right

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we can't find them anywhere

they must be hiding from me i think

though

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they must be hiding from me oh my

goodness i asked the dog

i asked the cat i asked the goldfish too

nobody seen his underwear

maybe they went to the zoo tell me where

oh where's my

underwear where

we can't find them anywhere

they must be hiding from me i found lamb

chops dolls she thought she'd never see

again i even found my skateboard behind

the sofa

in the tent he found my sock

i thought i'd lost a long long time ago

my underwear has disappeared

just where i'll never know

where oh where's my underwear

where are where can they be we can't

find them anywhere

they must be hiding from me that's right

yeah

they must be hiding from me

now they must be someplace around here

i know they didn't just get up and walk

out of the house

have you seen my underwear anywhere

you want to help me look for them

okay where do you want to look uh what

about the kitchen maybe i'll let them in

the kitchen

okay let's go to the kitchen we'll have

an underwear search party

sounds great to me i'll follow you

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a work of art requires a plan whether

painting

or sculpting a rake in the sand did you

ever do this i never did it before

i like it i like it i mean you know

making patterns in the sand

yes i really gotta go get my camera and

take a picture of it this is clearly the

prettiest design that i've ever

wrote

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what i don't got it no you don't got it

but you're gonna get it

oh sure look someone's been messing up

the sand with a bunch of wavy lines

and stuff that would be me that would be

me i was trying to make the place look

pretty

oh it doesn't look pretty to me well not

now do you think it looks so messy and

yucky because i fell on it

well that would be my guess oh i'm sorry

sherry that's all right darling i keep

forgetting to look at where i'm going

yeah yes okay you are not the only one

who is forgetful around here do you know

that

oh that's good yeah it's nice to have

company oh yeah who else is forgetful

charlie charlie horse he forgets

everything everything

he loses everything he can't remember

anything

i think he's got a problem he doesn't

have a problem why not cause whenever he

loses something

you always get him another one oh i do

not you too

do not hey shari thanks for the new

watch

sorry about losing my old one oh well

do too it's good to see you again cuz

you too junior oh man hey did i thank

you for taking my place here cher's

assistant counting this thank you about

50 times well anyways thanks for taking

my place to share as assistant 51

i'm just so stoked you know going off to

college leaving home

and you taking my place thanks again for

taking my place buddy 52.

you're going to love it here man

everybody's really friendly

mister okay i thought i was supposed to

carry junior suitcases

out to the car i guess now that you're

going off to college

i'm not good enough to carry your

suitcases anymore

take out this is my cousin buddy buddy

this is takeout he's our delivery monkey

orangutan

hey take out oh

well pleased to meet you mr buddy me too

can i kick your suitcase

that's okay i was just gonna throw it in

my room oh i can do that

excuse me i have to fix your bedroom

door

i'll help you hmm what's that beautiful

smell

i had a little bottle of shaving lotion

in my suitcase oh yeah

oh junior hey guys oh hi junior

hi dude oh they are so sad because

you're leaving

ah you guys aren't crying are you no

no way no no oh lamb chop

hey kids i just want you to know that i

love you a lot

i'm gonna miss you guys well anyways i

better dry up

hi sherry oh oh buddy oh um

guys i want you to be buddy this is

junior's cousin and he's going to be

working here

hi fellas hey i think i'm going to have

fun taking over junior's place

no no nobody can take junior's place

nobody nobody nobody

julia julia

please junior please please please

please please please

don't go well

it's not like i'm going away forever i'm

starting to be a doctor

it should only take me about eight years

oh yeah by then hush puppy should be out

of fourth grade

come on let me tell you a little

something about my cousin buddy i mean

you guys are gonna have a blast

he's a wonderful singer and he's a good

percussionist

oh my goodness of concussion is

oh that is not an easy thing to be

what is it a percussionist

yeah it's a musician who plays rhythm

instruments that you hit

or you shake or your rub you know like

uh like bongos

xylophone glockenspiel oh i love

dub bongos and i love this xylophone

and i'm sure i would love that blocking

thing if i knew what it was

blocking spiel that is spear

hey hey no no no don't tell us about the

clock and still

show us sure oh come on oh buddy buddy

would you excuse us um i would like to

have a few words with charlie horse

first

hey how long can a few words take what

are they you're in trouble

this could take longer than i thought um

i'll meet you at the glockenspiel

all right you'll recognize me i'll be

the one with the long sad face from

being

in trouble charlie horse well i do what

did you do

you've got to stop losing things oh no

no no

sorry this is just a phase that i'm

going through um pretty soon i'm going

to start remembering things really yeah

in fact

hey hey i'm remembering something right

now what is it

i lost your fountain pen

well it looks like you're all ready to

go huh

yeah just two more bags to pack i had no

idea

that you had such a big wardrobe i don't

well then what's in the giant suitcase

frozen pizzas

oh what do you got in the little one

this one yeah

oh just close uh-huh junior

i have a little um bonus check for you i

wanted you to have some extra pocket

money when you got to college

oh cool thanks sir you're very welcome

oh please leave

all the music pizza keys before you go

yeah i will

um thanks for everything sherry

it's a pleasure i'll see you before you

go yeah

oh and sherry yeah i was just kidding

about the pizzas

i was just kidding about the bonus check

you know come on i'm kidding again what

a goof

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oh what we got here we've got car keys

we got trunk keys we got glove keys

music pizza keys which reminds me i

better leave those so i don't forget

them

it's just amazing you play the conga

drums you play the

bongos you play the glocken thing what

do you call it

spiel spiel yeah glockenspiel

you know i think

i think you're even a better musician

than junior ah that's nice you to say

but

i don't think so i do hey buddy oh oh

oh hi hiya junior hey i was just telling

buddy here

what a great musician you are really

yeah yeah oh sure well thanks charlie

but you know i think buddy over here

might even be a little bit better than

me

see i told you yeah well um

look this is going to be the hardest

thing i ever had to do you know saying

goodbye to you

well goodbye okay let's go unpack your

stuff okay come on let's go

oh boy look at this chips oh am i

hungry hey a buddy how about

instead of we make music we take a

music break for a snack huh charlie we

haven't played

anything yet and besides the chips and

the lemonade for junior's goodbye party

oh yeah

come on let's play something first oh

what

i do for music

okay you wanted to know about the

glockenspiel oh yeah it's used in uh

parades and in marching bands you know

what it looks like it looks like a

handheld what do you call

it a xylophone yeah the xylophone except

that a xylophone has wood bars

and the glockenspiel has metal

oh oh and you hit them huh yup these

metal bars are called plates

plates please don't remind me of food

are you sure you don't want to snack

first

my motto is play first eat later

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this instrument's a glock and spiel

you bang the plates it's no big deal

and yet the way the sound is made may

need an explanation

the ringing sound these plates make

comes from something called vibration

vibration wants vibration vibration is

a movement something's shaking very fast

it happens every time you ring a bell

as long as bells are free to move the

ringing sound will last

but if you stop the movement then the

ringing stops as well

a bell works like this blocking spiel

whose metal plates are made of steel

anyone ever tell you where it got its

funny name

from spiel needs to play and glock needs

bell and that's where its name came from

a glockenspiel's an instrument found in

a marching band

you use a belt to carry it around

then take this wooden hammer called a

mallet in your hand

and give the metal plates a whack to

make a bell like sound

but if you hold the mallet down against

the metal plate

the glock and spiel won't ring because

the plate cannot vibrate

so if you want to play a song be sure

the plates can shake

and listen to those happy sounds those

good vibrations make

a glock and just feel a clock and feel

an instrument with great appeal

it smell like sound is bright and clear

and fun to hear i'm sure by now you also

feel

there's nothing like a block

goodbye ocean see around mountains

so long sky take out

i didn't see you there yeah i heard

everything

you were talking to the ocean and the

sky and the smog

and stuff right well not exactly it's

okay

your secret's safe with me i guess i was

just kind of saying goodbye to this

stuff i'm gonna miss who

well i had an uncle he used to talk to

rocks and

trees they took him away oh that's too

bad buddy oh i was happy

i got to have this bed oh

junior i have a going-away present to

you

oh hey man you didn't have to do that oh

okay no no no no if you want to give me

a present i'd be more than happy to

accept

oh good well i know how much you love

the beach so

i'm giving you something to always

remember it by

close your eyes no peeking

tight tight tight tight

that feels kind of funny jacob what is

it sand

ah wow gee

what can i ever say to thank you oh do

you want me to get some water

and we can make some mud you know what i

think this will be fine really thanks

oh okay i'll go get your suitcases and

put them in the car

thanks power you're welcome

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there he is junior junior

lambie hey later please junior i'm only

gonna thank you

one more time because i'm running out of

bags

please please please please please

please don't

go lamb chop do you remember how

whenever i go away

you always give me a million kisses

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like that and then you shove them into

my pocket

okay sherry here i go

and now you can always take my kisses

with you

i see you taking the beach with you huh

oh that's just a little present from

takeout

oh well whenever you want one you could

take one of my kisses from your pocket

and put it right on your cheek

like that oh

hush puppy it's a masterpiece thank you

so much

buddy buddy come over here i want you to

see this oh it's a heartfelt message

to your cousin junior okay

all right junior

jr we want you to know you'll be in our

hearts

cause we love you so cookie that's

that's fantastic

wait a minute wait a minute i'm not

finished yet sorry

and never oh and never forget

wherever you be there's still 50 bucks

you owe little old me okay i'm finished

oh wow that was very nice

nice schmeichel i just want my 50 bucks

back that's

all and you have had enough

good no more losing stuff for me

no a place for everything everything in

its place huh pajamas here

socks here ties here right next to the

salami

the salami yeah uh on the place is

beautiful by the way

you like it it's immaculate it's

pristine

spotless clean too eat clean too yeah

i made a remembering list what do you

mean the list well

um i wrote down where everything is it's

all organized

i had to move some of your stuff what do

you mean it's okay don't worry

i remember where i put everything oh

good

do you remember where you put my new

expensive camera

everything except that

charlie

big deal big deal junior can do that

too well i'm sure he can

yeah yeah junior can do that too

probably

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well junior can do those two other

things you know something lime chopper

right

i'm getting the feeling that you don't

like me very much who told you

i just feel it did hushpuffy tell you

that i said you were a cuckoo fritz

no good because i didn't well i'm glad

oh cookie did you tell you that i said

you're a n*zi pie

no good because i would never say that

want to be friends well

if we were friends i could ask you a

favor

sure anything would you go away

that's a tough one lamb chop you see i i

need to make a living

yes but i don't want you i want junior

well if it is my two favorite people

lamb chops and cousin buddy

yeah who's your favorite face with him

and me well you of course

junior i've got some bad news uh

does it have anything to do with my

suitcases ah i wanted to tell you

okay go ahead well when i went out to

the car

to put your suitcases in there for your

trip i put them down on the ground

i reached into my pocket for the car

keys and guess what

they weren't there ah i wanted to tell

you

i had my keyring with all my keys on a

suitcase right here didn't you see them

hey what's going on here guys we can't

find my keys

with all the music pizza keys oh yeah i

mean now i can't get in my suitcase i

can't get in my car i can't get in my

dormitory

come on come on everything's gotta be

somewhere we'll find it yeah but where

i mean my classes start tomorrow and my

car was supposed to start this afternoon

oh keep looking keep looking

attention everybody it's time to

celebrate our college boys new and happy

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life

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hello hello is this thing worthy testing

i said let's toast to junior

hello what is everybody so down about

he'll be back someday

he'll be back he can't even leave ah

i wanted to tell him oh

ah come on junior don't worry we'll find

the keys

maybe yes maybe no

come on junior everybody loves you

cookie made you a big

beautiful cake the kids made the

lemonade

let's celebrate it toast time for junior

this is for buddy and this is for

junior there you go thank you and this

is for

junior junior's already got his it's my

turn i know he's the keys what

how on earth did the keys get into the

lemonade

charlie horse where do you think you're

going um would you believe that i

just remembered where i put my underwear

no charlie do you know how these keys

got into the lemonade

i don't know i don't remember i forgot

charlie

weren't you making music with buddy over

there

yeah and weren't you shaking the keys

in rhythm to the music you remember that

yeah yes i remember that i really

remember that yeah well

would you please close your eyes and

picture

how the keys got from your hand into the

lemonade

there's nothing like

that's it that's it that's it i was

b*ating a tricky b*at you know

and somebody came along and took those

keys and threw them in the lemonade

charlie all right accidentally i must

have thrown the keys into the lemonade

i'm sorry

junior that's okay charlie

a toaster

in this ever-changing world

people come and people go

and some will stay and through the years

your list of friends

will grow and grow while others come

into your life and all too quickly

drift away as you move

from day to day you oftentimes

will have to say hello

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thank you for my little time

with you

hello

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and it helps me when i tell myself

as you go on your way

i might meet someone a lot like you

later on today

these words are part of life and

words you might use constantly

wouldn't it be wise to take the time

to practice them along with me

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thank you for my little time

with you

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goodbye

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the charlie horse music pizza is brought

to you by the following

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a complete education includes music and
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