01x26 - Being Bob Dog/Panda Panda

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Donkey Hodie". Aired: May 3, 2021 – present.*
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In the land of Someplace Else, just north of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Donkey Hodie and her friends go throughout their day while solving different problems along the way.
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01x26 - Being Bob Dog/Panda Panda

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♪♪

-♪ Here comes Donkey Hodie! ♪

-Hee-haw! -♪ Donkey Hodie! ♪

-♪ She loves adventure. She loves surprise. ♪

♪ When there's a problem, she tries and tries. ♪

-♪ Let's go, Donkey Hodie! ♪

-♪ And if she fails, she'll bounce right back. ♪

♪ Come on, Duck Duck, give a quack! ♪

-Kay kay! Quack! -♪ Donkey Hodie! ♪

-♪ When she plays with Bob Dog they have a ball! ♪

♪ It's fun for them, it's fun for all! ♪

-Bow wow! -♪ Donkey Hodie! ♪

-♪ Just for fun, she'll take a trip, ♪

♪ with Purple Panda in his spaceship. ♪

-Hey-o! -♪ Donkey Hodie! ♪

-♪ With a hee and a haw and a haw and a hee, ♪

♪ Someplace Else is the place to be ♪

♪ with our pal Donkey Hodie! ♪

-Hee-haw!

-Ah, beautiful day in the neighborhood, huh Panda?

-Yeah, sure is, Donkey.

-[giggles] Got any fun ideas for what to do today?

-Hmm. No.

But I bet Bob Dog does! -Hey yeah!

Bob Dog always has fun ideas! -Ha!

Remember the time that he wore three silly hats,

and we wore three silly hats?

-Ha! Yeah! -Talk about fun.

[chuckles] That dog is full of fun ideas.

-[humming]

-Oh, hi! Good morning, Bob Dog!

-Oh, hey there! -Whatcha doing?

-I'm on my way to a pampered pup day at the spa!

Mom Dog sent me this gift certificate for my birthday!

-Uhh...

Today's your birthday?

-It sure is!

-Well, this calls for a Donkey Panda Birthday Cheer!

-Mmm hmm. -Ready, Panda?

-Ready!

-♪ Happy, happy birthday, yay! Happy day, whoo-hoo! ♪

♪ We're really happy and we say We hope you're happy too! ♪

[giggle] -Ah, I sure am happy! Yeah!

I'm gonna get my nails trimmed and my fur washed and brushed,

and I even baked myself a birthday pie!

Yeah, this is going to be the most bow-wowiest birthday!

-That is bow-wowee!

-Yeah, and it'll be super-duper bow-wowee if you come back

and join me for some birthday pie later on!

-Uh, kay, I don't usually say "bow-wowee,"

but [zips to the pie] bow-wowee

and hey-o to the pie!

♪♪

Hi! -Ah, okay great!

Well I will see you both later!

-Okay! Happy birthday, Bob Dog!

[giggles] -Thank yoooooou!

-Huh, Donkey?

Uh...

Donkey?

Where did she go?

Oh. Hey, Donkey.

Donkey, what's wrong?

-I feel bad that I didn't know today was Bob Dog's birthday.

-Hmm. -I guess I just forgot,

but how could I forget something like that?

-Yeah, I feel bad about that too.

But everyone forgets some things sometimes.

Hey, maybe we can do something nice for him.

-That is a hee-hawesome idea!

I, Donkey Hodie...

-And I, Purple Panda...

-...will do something nice for Bob Dog's birthday!

-Hey-o!

So...what do we do?

-Think, Donkey Hodie, think.

-Think, Purple Panda, think.

-Let's give Bob Dog a present!

Yeah!

But what?

Hmm...

-Think, Donkey Hodie, think.

-Think, Purple Panda, think.

[toy squeaks]

♪♪

-[gasp] A toy!

-Hey, look at that.

Bob Dog has two of the same hot dog squeaky toy.

Maybe we can get him another hot dog squeaky toy?

[giggles] -Hmmm...

That's a lot of hot dog squeaky toys...

-Mm hmm. -...and it looks like Bob

has a lot of other toys, too.

-Yeah, and balls. And bones. Hm.

-Maybe he doesn't need any more things.

-Ah, what do you get for the dog who has everything?

-Mmm, I wish I could just go up to Bob right now and say--

"--hey Bob Dog, what would you like for your birthday?"

-Uh, [giggles]

uh, "Oh, bow-wow, I like everything!

Oh, I love hot dog squeaky toys and wearing three hats...

Oh, and hugs from friends...

and long naps in the sun

and boy arooooo do I like pie!"

-[giggles] Panda pal, you make a pretty good Bob Dog!

-[giggles] Thanks, Donkey.

It's so fun to pretend to be Bob Dog.

-Mmm hmm. -Hey, you should try it.

-Hmm, maybe we should both try it!

Maybe, if we both pretend to be Bob Dog,

we can figure out what he would like for his birthday!

-Hey, yeah!

Acting like Bob Dog might help us think like Bob Dog thinks!

Then we'll know for sure what he'd like!

-[gasp] Let's pretend!

[they both howl] Arooooooooo!

-Bow-wow! -Bow-wowee!

Huh? [toy squeaks]

Bow-wowee!

A squeaky toy.

I always wanted a hot dog squeaky toy!

[Squeaks toy] -[Gasps]

Oh, my favorite bone!

Oh, I've missed you so so much!!

-Bow-wowee!

Tearing this paper sure is satisfying!

-♪ When you are Bob Dog You really love running ♪

♪ Running around and around ♪

♪ And sniffing the ground ♪

♪ Like a curious hound When you are Bob Dog ♪

♪ When you are Bob Dog You really love playing ♪

♪ Playing with all of your toys The toys a dog enjoys ♪

♪ 'Cause they make all of the noise ♪

[Donkey Hodie squeaks the toys] ♪ When you are Bob Dog ♪

♪ Being Bob Dog is bow-wow-wowee ♪

♪ Being Bob Dog is fun ♪

[Purple Panda giggles]

♪ Being Bob Dog is a big "arooo" ♪

♪ Because he's the Bobby-est Doggiest one ♪

♪ When you are Bob Dog ♪

♪ You really love digging Digging a hole for your ball ♪

-♪ And throwing that ball ♪ -♪ And catching that ball ♪

-♪ And rolling that ball And that is not all ♪

♪ When you're really really being Bob Dog ♪

♪ You like to take naps ♪

[snoring and giggling]

-Oh, that was fun!

-Yeah, pretending to be Bob Dog is great and all...

but...I still don't know what to get him for his birthday.

-Hmm...

You know what?

I don't think we should get him anything at all!

-Well, that's disappointing.

-Instead of getting him something,

I have a hee-hawesome idea!

-I'm listening...

-Okay, so it was really fun to pretend to be Bob Dog

because it was like a game, right?

-Right. -Okay so, what if we turned

all of the things that Bob Dog loves best into a giant game

where he can dig for toys and play with balls and stuff!

[gasps] Like an obstacle course!

-Hey, we could call it a Bob-stacle Course! [giggles]

-Well, Bob Dog will be back soon.

Let's get started! -Hmm.

Arooo!

-Ah, what a lovely manicure!

My nails are so shiny I think I can see myself in...

[gasping with delight] Huh-?

What... What's all this?

-SURPRISE!!!

♪ Happy, happy birthday, yay! ♪

♪ Happy day, whoo-hoo! ♪

♪ We thought of what you'd like today ♪

♪ And made this just for you! ♪

-Presenting, the Bob-stacle Course!

-Featuring all the things you love to do,

rolled up into one great game!

-Panda and I will tell you what to do along the way.

Okay?

-Uh, he's not saying anything, Donkey.

You think he likes it? -Sure he does!

Look at that wagging!

Are you ready?

Are you set?

-[very softly] Uh huh. Uh huh!

-Go! [blows whistle] -Huh, huh?

Where do I go?! Where do I go?!

-This way, Bob Dog!

-Huh! -C'mon!

-First up on the Bob-stacle Course:

the Birthday Ball Bonanza!

-We all play catch together

with a lot of balls at the same time!

-[delighted gasp] That's always been my dream!!

-[blows whistle] -Whistle!

-And now for some serious softness -

it's the Lovey-Cuddle!

-Have a nice snuggle here with your favorite blankie----

-While Purple Panda recites an original poem about pie!

-[gobsmacked] My blankie and a poem about pie?

Now that's a great combination!

-If I could fly,

I would fly to a pie

In the blueberry sky.

-That was so beautiful. -[blows whistle]

-Ooooh! Oh, there's the whistle!

What do I do next?

-[finishing water] Okay!

Next up on the Bob-stacle Course is the Big Dig!

-And you get toooooo... -What?

What do I get to do? What do I get to do?

I get to WHAT?!

-[quickly] You get to dig for dog toys! [giggles]

-Digging!? For dog toys?

Bow-WOW!

Oh! I see dog toys!

What could they be?

Hot dog squeaky toys?

I love hot dog squeaky toys!

Does it get any better than this?!?

-[blows whistle] -Whistle!

-And now, for some big-time resting fun,

...the Extra-Big Nap-on-a-Ball! -[gasps]

-Yup, your extra-big ball for an extra-big...

-[snoring]

-[giggles] Nap in the sun.

[giggles] Aw, he looks so happy!

-Yeah.

Hey, you got the next thing ready?

-Oh, yeah. I'll be right back.

-Hm.

-Ah, what a restful nap! I feel so invigorated!

Yeah, and I'm ready for another whistle!

Is there another whistle? -Oh, you know it, Bobby!

[blows whistle] -Whistle!!

-And now, to congratulate you for finishing

the Bob-stacle Course, we present---

-This. Grand. Prize!

-This Bob-stacle Course is so amazing!

It's what I didn't know I always wanted!

-We didn't know it's what you always wanted, either...

Uh, until we pretended to be you!

-Hey yeah!

Acting like you helped us think like you,

and that gave us the idea

to make the Bob-stacle Course for you!

-Mm hmm. -So, are you having

a bow-wowee birthday, Bob Dog?

-It is pretty bow-wowee...

...in fact, it's almost super-duper bow-wowee.

-What would make it totally super-duper bow-wowee?

-Oh! I know!

I'll be right back.

Birthday pie!

-Okay! It's official!

I'm having a super-duper bow-wowee birthday!

-Hey-o! -Hee-hawesome!

♪♪

-Playdate! Playdate!

-Donkey and Panda Playdate!

-Playdate! Playdate!

-Donkey Panda Playdate!

[giggles] -Hee-haw!

Our playdate is already fun! Ha ha!

-Yeah, and we haven't even officially started yet!

[giggles] -[giggles] So whattaya wanna do?

We can just keep running around!?

-Yeah or we can play...

-[gasps]

-Bongo ball!!!!

[humming]

-Oh, two points for Donkey!

-Ha! [giggles]

-...and now that's three points!

[giggles] -Hee-haw!

-Playdate! Playdate!

Donkey and Panda Playdate!

-Oh I do believe that my latest invention is ready!

The Add One Machine!

[giggles] Let's test it out!

Okay. One bobbly ball goes in...

[gasp] ...and Add One!

Two bobbly balls come out!

It added one ball!

Oh, let's try again!

Two bobbly balls go in and Add One!

Three bobbly balls come out!

Oh it works!

My machine adds one to anything that goes through it!

[giggles]

-Okay, that's thirty-seven points for you, Donkey.

-And thirty-eight points for you, Panda.

-Uh... -Uh...

-Ha, ha.

-...and that's twelve more points for you!

Hey-o! -Hee-hawesome!

I'm playing the best game of bongo ball I've ever played.

You know why? -I sure do.

Because it's...

-Playdate! Playdate!

Donkey and Panda Playdate!

[giggle]

-Uh oh! You know what that bounce means, Panda?

-Yes, I do.

Bongo-run!

♪♪

-Panda, hey wait! -Huh?

-Huh? -Panda...

there are two of you!

-Huh? [gasp] Oh, hi!

-Oh, hi!

-Uhhhh, Donkey...

How are there two of us now?

-Hmmm...

Oh! Oh, that must be one of Harriett's inventions!

Oh, and when you ran through it, you made another Panda!

-[gasp] Hey-o!!

[giggles] -Well, know what this means?

-Playdate! Playdate!

Donkey and Panda and Panda Playdate!

-Ha ha ha! -[giggles] Yeah!!

-[giggles] Hee-haw!

-[giggles] Hey-o! -Hey-o!

-[giggles] Seven points for Panda!

-Hey-o!

-And thirteen points for the other Panda!

-Uh. Hey-o! [giggles]

-And eighty-seven points for Donkey!

-Hey-o! Ha ha!

Oh, this playdate is soooo much fun!

-It sure is!

-Hmmm....

You know, if two Pandas are fun,

how about even more PANDAS?

Let's see what happens when you run through again!

-[gasp] You don't mean

The Donkey and More Pandas Playdate?

-Yes I dooo!

-[gasp] Hey-o!

♪♪

-Playdate! Playdate!

Donkey and Panda and Panda and Panda Playdate!

[giggles] -So, what do you want

to play first, Panda pals?

-Uh...ring around the Panda!

-Hey, that's one of our favorite games

when just you and I play it!

-Oh, I know!

Ring around the Panda time!

Ha ha! [giggles] -Hey-o!

[giggles]

-My turn, my turn!

-Oh, okay okay!

-Oh! [giggles]

-My turn, my turn!

-[out of breath] Oh, okay. Great.

Okay.

♪♪

-Again, again!

-[out of breath] Running around THREE Pandas gets tiring.

[takes a deep breath] How about we do something else?

-Okay, like what? -Uh...

Oh! How about Hodie ball?

-Oh, pass it to me!

-Oh, pass it to meee!

-No, Donkey, pass it to me!

-No, to me! -No, to me!

-Oh! Pass it to me! -To me! Me! Me!

-Pass it to me! Please pass it to me.

-I'm open! Donkey! -To me! Donkey, I'm open!

-Having a playdate with THREE Pandas

is tiring and overwhelming.

-Yeah, I gotta agree with you there, Donkey.

-Maybe we should go back to our original

Donkey and Panda only Playdate?

-Yeah, I love that idea, but, but how?

-How? -Yeah, How...?

-Think, Donkey Hodie, think...

-Think, Purple Panda, think. -Think, Purple Panda, think.

-Okay, okay.

If running through forwards adds Pandas, then,

then maybe running through backwards

undoes the extra Pandas.

Yes, yes. That, that'll do it.

That'll work! Mm hmm.

-Hey-o! -Hey-o!

-Hey-o!

♪♪

♪♪

-Hi!

-Hi! -Oh no!

That didn't work!

Now there are...

One! -Hi!

-Two... -Hi!

-Three... -Hi!

-Four... -Hi!

-FOUR Pandas?

FOUR Pandas? It added another Panda!

-[giggling] Hey-o! -Hey-o!

-[to Donkey] Oh, let's play ring around the Pandas!

[gasp] Yeah! Hey-o!

[giggles] -I...I...

I can't have a playdate with four Pandas!

Talk about tiring and overwhelming!

-Hey where are you going? -Uh, excuse me for a second.

-Okay!

-I have to agree with you there, Donkey.

-Hey-o! -What do we do?

-Oh, I can fix this. I can fix this!

No problem. [giggles]

-But how? -How?

-How? -Yeah, how?

How? -[fast] I just need to undo

the extra Pandas!

Um, okay. Okay, how about if you all

run through from the other side?! Huh?

-Uh, Donkey, that's kinda like what we tried last time.

-Yeah, yeah. Okay, you'll start on that side

and then come through this way!

Oh, that has to undo you all!

-Uh, you seem flustered, Donkey!

You always have the best plans but...

-Hm. -...it seems like

we're just jumping into this.

Is it just me?

-No. -Oh, this should work, Panda!

This should work!

Okay, Pandas, come on through!

-Okay!

-One... -Hi!

-Two... -Hi!

-Uh, three... -Hi!

-Four... -Hi!

-Uh, Five?! -Hi!

-Five Pandas!?

-Five Pandas!!

Hi! [giggles]

-[sings] ♪ Whenever I'm with Panda ♪

♪ Things are super fine ♪

♪ I love playdates with Panda ♪

♪ Any day at any time ♪

♪ But all these Pandas Are really a lot ♪

♪ Playing with them all I just cannot! ♪

♪ Pandas and Pandas And Pandas and Pandas! ♪

♪ It's too many Pandas for a Donkey to handle ♪

♪ It seemed like fun To have more than one ♪

♪ But now it's too many Pandas for a Donkey to handle! ♪

♪ Too many Pandas! Too many to race! ♪

♪ Too many Panda feet! Too many to chase! ♪

♪ Can you see the problem That all of this poses? ♪

♪ All these Pandas? Too many ♪

-Hey-o's!

-♪ Pandas and Pandas And Pandas and Pandas! ♪

♪ It's too many Pandas for a Donkey to handle ♪

♪ I thought it would be fun To have more than one ♪

♪ But now it's too many Pandas for a Donkey to handle! ♪

♪ Pandas and Pandas And Pandas and Pandas! ♪

♪ And Pandas and Pandas! And Pandas and Pandas! ♪

♪ I thought it would be fun To have more than one ♪

♪ But this is too many Pandas Too, too many Pandas ♪

♪ For a Donkey to handle! ♪

-Oh, let's play ring around the Panda!

-Or Hodie ball!

-Or both!

-Come on, Donkey! -Yeah, let's play!

-Oh, there are just way too many Pandas for a playdate!

And I really miss playing with my one and only best pal, Panda!

-And I miss just playing with just you, Donkey.

-Oh, it's all my fault, Panda.

We gotta go back to our Donkey and Panda Playdate!

-Hey-o!

-Uh, I need to solve this problem fast!

Solve it now!

Uh, okay. Uh...oh, magic!

Yes! I'll go get Duck Duck!

And uh... No, no, no, no, no.

That doesn't work. Okay.

Uh, oh! I'll invent my own invention!

Yes! Yes! That's it!

No! No! That's not going to work either.

Um... -Uh, D-Donkey,

I think if we slowed down,

that we might be able to solve this Panda problem together.

-You might be right.

-Sometimes taking things slowly can help you see things

that you wouldn't see if you were going fast.

-Hey, yeah! Yeah, slow down!

-Mm hm.

-I, Donkey Hodie, will take this problem nice and slow!

-Mm hm.

-Ah, taking it slowly.

So I can see things I wouldn't if I were going fast...

Hm, see things?

Hey, maybe I should look at Harriett's invention

more closely.

I've been going so fast

that I haven't even looked closely at it...

Hm...Hm...

Hey! Hey, what's that?

It says "undo."

[gasps] I never would've noticed this going fast!

So, so, I think that if we push this "undo" button,

it should get us back to one Panda!

-[gasp] Let's try it!

-This might work!

Time to go back to one Panda!

♪♪

♪♪

Any more Pandas, Panda?

-Uh...Nope.

-Are you sure?

-Uhh. Yep, I'm sure.

[giggles] -[gasp] Hee-hawesome!

-Hey-o!

-Oh, my one and only Panda,

my best buddy, my purply pal!

-[giggles] That's me, Donkey!

-I'm so glad it's back to just you and me!

Going slow sure saved the playdate!

-Yup! Hey-o!

And now we're ready for the...

-Playdate! -Playdate!

-Donkey Panda Playdate!

-Hey-o! -Hee-haw!

♪♪

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