02x42 - Bad Seed

[bunniefuu]

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(Putting on a voice) Chef: Oh, kiiiiids...

Hello children, I'm Farmer Chef.

- AHH! Stranger danger! (Broom thuds)

What have! You! Done! With our! Teacher?!

(Broom thuds) Hey! No! Ow. Just-!

Kids, tell Cody that it's...

EEEE! Wait! WAIT! It's me! See!

Anyway, what Farmer Chef was going to ask is;

does anyone know where vegetables come from?

- Oh! OH OH! OHHHH!

- Yes, Beth. - Who cares?

- Wrong.

All plants, including vegetables, come from seeds.

- I think vegetables are bad for you.

- You think wrong.

And today, you're all getting your own seedlings to grow!

All: YAAAY!

- Yes! Finally a chance to prove

I really can take care of a living thing.

What happened last time was a total accident.

- Izzy! Great work this week!

You're the best egg-sitter in the class!

(Splat!)

- YAAA! Who's the eggman? I'm the eggman!

GOO GOO G'JOOB BABY!

Yup. (chuckle)

Coulda happened to anyone.

- I bet my seedling's gonna grow into a rare

and priceless orchid.

- I hope my seed turns into a pizza plant!

- I'm growing an elephant.

- Remember, all plants need to grow

is a little sunshine and water!

- Pfft. Everyone knows the magic Ingredient

to take care of something is LOVE!

And I'm gonna love this plant so stinkin' hard--

(effort grunts) Oops!

(Pot shatters) Don't worry, Izzy Jr.,

I have bad wipeouts all the time and I'm fiiiine!

(Long weird laugh)

C'mon!

First, you don't show somebody love

by making them drink boring old water.

You do it with... ROOTBEER!

This stuff's gotta be good for plants.

I mean, it's got 'root' right in the name!

(Blasts, pot shatters)

Hey Chef? Something went wrong with Izzy Jr.

Can I have a new one? - Of course, Izzy.

But remember, all this little guy needs is--

- Water and sunshine? Got it.

If a little sunshine's okay,

then a lot of sunshine should be even better.

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(Light zapping)

(Dust hisses)

- What happened this time?

- I blame global warming. - Wow Izzy!

You sure are good with plants.

She said sarcastically! (Snickers)

- Well, third time's the charm! Right, Chef?

(Effort grunt)

Are you not letting go?

(Grunting)

It feels like you're not letting go?

- Just try to take it easy with this one.

Relax. - Great idea!

- Nothing's more relaxing than a vacation!

Okay, Izzy number !

Remember to hold your breath when you bail!

(Wave whooshes)

(Splash)

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(Slapping thuds)

(Effort grunts) - UGH!

- Here's your next customer.

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Who doesn't love a bike ride?

(Tires screech, crash)

Ahhhh!

- Don't worry. I am NOT giving up.

- (Sighs) Okay, but this is thelast seedling.

Make it count.

- Youuuuu got it!

Okay, Izzy , we can't take anymore chances.

Time to get some professional help...

at the Pseudo Science Super Store!

- Welcome, fellow Spaceship Earth passenger!

My name is Alchemy.

How may I be of service?

No matter how much love I give my plants,

they're not growing.

- Then you need this super fertilizer

made from the poop of a thousand screaming goats

raised in a secret Shaolin Temple in Ohio.

(Bleats)

- Cooool. Does it work?

Did you do any field tests?

- Hey, what're you gonna believe?

A bunch'a scientific tests?

Or my blog... on the Internet?

- (Gasps) If it's on the Internet,

it has to be real!

(Bag rips, fertilizer thuds)

- Okay, nice work, Owen.

Well done, Cody.

- See how big his tusks are getting?

- Aw. You're confused about everything, aren'tcha?

- If my arms were legs...

these would be FEET!

(Heavenly choir)

- Well, looks like Courtney's plant is growing the fastest!

- I think we all expected me to win.

- (Izzy Whistles)

- WOW! Izzy! This is excellent!

- Yes. Whoa!

- Looks like you have the greenest thumb in class

after all! Nice job!

- (Angry groan)

- We did it number !

High Five! - (Chomp)

- Whoa! There will be none of that.

I did not raise a biter.

You just earned a timeout, bub.

Now I want you to sit here

and think about what you've done.

- Hello, nice to meet you.

- That's Paul, he's been in time out for a years,

do NOT talk to him!

He smells like prunes.

- HEY! I want to talk to you

about your freakishly giant plant!

No time. I'm making Izzy a nice card

to show her how much she's loved.

Oh. There. Done.

Okay, Izzy , your timeout is ov--

(Gasps) IZZY !

DID YOU EAT PAUL?!

- (Innocent whistling) - (Paul moans)

Oh No? Then what is THAT? Huh? HUH?!

(Burps, splatters)

- You did! You can't eat people,

No matter how old and tender they are!

Bad plant! - (Sad groan)

- I'm taking this special goat soil back to the store.

Whoa. Hang on now...

we're friends. Remember?

I-I helped you grow.

You have to listen to me. WAH-OOF!

(Long angry roar)

- Ugh, Prune breath!

(Chomping sound)

- Spit that out! - (Spits)

(Energy fizzles)

Okay. Good plant.

CHEFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

- (Sighs) Okay, Izzy,

what's wrong with your plant now?

- Something BIG! You have to come see!

- I'll take a look but...

- (Roars) - (Screams)

- (Gulps) - (Izzy screams)

Chef: Great. This is my life now.

I live inside a plant.

- You guys, my plant's a monster!

- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We heard.

And we found this and added some to our own plants!

Now your plant won't be the only special one.

- (Gasps) Courtney no!

Guys, you don't understand!

(Stomping thuds)

(Smash)

(ROARING)

- (All scream) - (Little roars)

- Hurry! Everybody to the treehouse!

(All scream)

- Hello Mr. Elephant. - HM? (Chomps, gulps)

(Cody giggles)

Beth: Well, I have a whole new respect for vegans.

- It's okay. We'll be fine.

Chef will rescue us.

- Ah... actually...

Chef: Well this is boring.

Oh wait, I've got a harmonica in my pocket.

(Plays the harmonica)

- (Gasps) We're all gonna be plant food!

- Not necessarily. There's one person here

that's better at taking out plants

than anyone else we know.

- Who? Me? I wasn't trying to hurt those plants.

I was just trying to show them love!

Ohhhh.

Okay, I'll teach you everything I know.

(Air horn blows)

Well hello, Plant Monsters!

Now, I know you guys might not be used to getting

a lot of attention 'cause of, you know,

the gross way you look,

and the whole eating people thing.

(Plants snarl and roar)

- But we're here to change that!

So get ready for more love than you can handle!

- You guys must be thirsty!

Have some root beer.

(Whooshing, crash!)

That's right! We gave you life

and we can take it away!

- (Roars) - (Screams)

- Hey plant, photosynthesize THIS!

(Beams whoosh)

- Elephants are mean.

(Roars)

- Owen! Now!

- Who wants hugs! - (Roars)

Oh, that's right. Everybody likes a good hug.

(Roars, splats!)

Ewww! I'll never eat a salad again...

(giggle) who am I kidding?

I've never eaten a salad!

- (Angry screech)

- Well, aren't you a handsome devil.

- I can't wait to give you a hug!

(w*r CRY) - (Roars)

- Whoa! - Ahhhhhh! - (Gasps)

(Landing thuds) - Whooaaa! - OOF!

- Wow, we just got tossed by a salad.

- (Stomping)

Chef: Nobody messes with my kids!

(Bursts out, splat) Ah!

Ha! Looks like plants aren't so tough after all!

(Energy vibrates)

- Che-Che-Chef! It's...regenerating.

- (Snarling) All: (Screaming)

- (Honking) Sorry, pal, (Revs engine)

but it's time for a serious pruning.

(Revs engine) (Tires screech)

(Loud splat)

HA! All: (Cheering)

- Wayda go, Izzy!

But I thought only love defeated the monsters.

- Enh. Love. Lawn mower. Same thing.

All: (Cheering) Yeah! Woo-hoo!

- See Chef? I told you vegetables are bad!

- And you were right!

With luck, none of us will ever have to see

another plant as long as we live!

(Energy fizzles)

- (Big roar)

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