02x46 - Encore'tney

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- Izzy, did you put pudding on the slide again?

- WOOOHOOO! OOF! OW!

OW! (Thud)

- Owen! Don't you remember?

Sand shovels are for sand.

(Squirrel moans)

- But I like SQUIRREL-EOS.

- Careful, Courtney!

That spring horse is set to WILD BUCK!

- It is?

(Hard thuds, pained grunts) GAHH!

- How do these kids not learn from their mistakes?

It's like I'm living the same day over and over.

Talk about a nightmare.

(Hard thuds, pained grunts)

- (Angry roar)

- Whoa! What's goin' on, Courtney?

- First I spill my juice at breakfast.

Then I forget my lipgloss.

And now I can't even use the playground equipment right?

I'm sick of making childish mistakes like some sort of...

child!

- You're just in a slump (Licks)

like baseball players get.

But if you smack a few home runs, (Licks)

you'll break out. Trust me.

I'm reeeeally smart.

(Licks)

- Hmm... so you're saying...

I just need to do a few tasks perfectly

and that'll turn things around?

You know, that could actually work!

- Pfft. Slumps aren't even a real thing.

Your only mistake... Was admitting

you make mistakes at all!

- Oh, careful Leshawna.

I think you've over stuffed the blender.

- Nuh-uh. This is how I make Turkey Dinner milk shakes!

(Whirring)

(Splat)

MMMMMM. DELICIOUS.

You just gotta double down!

See, Queens don't make mistakes.

And anybody saying that you did

is just a hater anyways! Get it?

- I guess.

But I still think I'm going with Izzy's plan.

- You are?

Ha! In your face, Leshawna.

- What are you talking about?

I wanted her to pick your plan.

- What? But why-- Leshawna, wait!

- I really need to stay focused on perfection today.

So I ordered the most heavy duty, next level,

Day Planner I could find on the whole Internet.

Ugh. Where is that package?

(Drone whirs)

(Landing thud) Ah!

Whoa! Those new delivery drones have really good aim!

So cute!

I love it!

- Greetings, Courtney.

- Whoa! It can talk?

And float?

This is definitely the good stuff.

- Please detail any activities you would like to perform...

perfectly. - SWEET!

Okay, first I'll make a perfect painting.

And then, I'll drive a perfect lap in my toy car.

And then I'll build a perfect volcano

for my science project.

- Perrrrfecccct!

(Long maniacal laugh)

- Heh. Yeah. I hope so! (Small chuckle)

(Long maniacal laugh)

- Well, I'm not sure finger painting

should really be considered 'art',

but Chef does make a really great model.

- Wait, Cody, that's not how you--

You know what? Sure, that's fine too.

- I'm acceptable!

- Let's get perfect!

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Chef: Oh my goodness, Courtney,

(emotional) this is incredible.

I feel so... seen.

(Sniffs) It's perfect!

- Yes. Now on to my perfect lap!

(Car engine roars)

- C'mon Courtney, you got this.

Speed by Beth eating worms. - Ahhh.

- Maintain control

through Leshawna's Turkey Dinner shake puddle.

(Splat)

Now hold tight aaaaaaand--

(Tires screech) - AAAAAH!

OOF! - Nailed it!

Volcano, here I come!

- I'm a finish line!

- Okay. Okay. Carrrreful.

(Splash) (Rumbling)

- (Gasp) We're all doomed!

AHHHHHH!

(Thud) OOF! (Groans)

(Small fart) All: Ooooooh!

- Great job on the volcano, Courtney.

- Thanks, Leshawna!

- Man, you are on point today!

- Oh. It's good to be back.

And I owe it all to my--

Hey. Where'd it go?

Huh?

Hey! There you are!

Great day, huh?

Guess I'm back on my game

after finishing my whole list perfectly!

- I mean... I guess...

if that's really good enough for you.

- Well. Yeah?

I felt like I pretty much nailed everything.

Like, maybe it wasn't... perfect. Perfect.

- But isn't that what you wanted?

What you needed? Perfection?

- Sure, but--

- Because I have a way to be sure

you get everything... perfect.

And all you have to do is sign your name.

- Sure.

- Te-te-te. Not with that... - Whoa!

(Poof) - With this!

Courtney: That pen looks... kinda evil.

- Really? No, I uh,

I got it free in a box of Squirrel-eos...

(chuckles) just sign me.

- Okay.

- Perrrfecccct! - (Poof)

Chef: You know what? Sure, that's fine too.

- I'm acceptable!

- Just like before...

(Gasps) Did you make a time loop?

So I get infinite do-overs?

Like that awesome movie with the groundhog

that I only saw the start of?

YES! (Smooch)

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

- Yes. Enjoy your... "do-overs".

(Long maniacal laugh)

Chef: Hey! Whoever that is, keep it down!

This is art class!

Not... maniacal laugh... practice!

- Aaaaand done.

- Meh. - Are you serious?

I really thought that turned out perfect.

I'll make a perfect lap for sure this time...

...with the aid of Duncan's fireworks!

(Fireworks fire)

(Engine roars)

- Woo! Looks like that kid's drivin' a perfect lap!

(Beeping, cuffs clink) And breakin' the law.

(Approaching roar) - AAAAAAAH!

(Smash) OOF! - YES!

- That was good. But "perfect"?

- URGH!

- What happened?

(Siren wails) - HA!

Please step out of the car, sir.

- Oh no! The fuzz!

(Volcano whooshes, kids cheer) YAY!

- CAVITIES! We're all doomed!

(OOF) Ugh.

- It erupts candy?

Best volcano ever!

- Meh. - Still no?

- Uh-uh.

- (Raspberry) - Ugh!

(Engine roars)

(Tires screech)

- AHHHHH! OOF!

(Sad trombone) - WONH WONHHH.

(Beep, volcano erupts) All: (Cheering)

- (Snoring)

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- Eww.

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Tires screech, electricity zaps)

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(Tires screech) - AHHHHH!

- (Furious scream)

- (Woozy moan) - (Dinosaur snarls)

- Kitty?

(Loud rumbling, eruption) All: (Screaming)

- NAH! - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Paint perfectly. Paint perfectly...

- Ugh. Let me know when you're serious about perfection.

- NOOOOOO! I can't take it anymore!

Leshawna! You gotta help me!

My Day Planner is evil

and it trapped me into a magic time loop

where I have to be perfect. It's tortuuuuure!

- Some nasty book is telling you how to live your life?

Nuh-uh, not on Leshawna's watch.

It just so happens

that I'm an expert in dealing with haters.

Now take me to this book.

(Courtney clears her throat) - Back so soon?

Um... hey, who are you?

- Zip it! Is it true you've trapped my friend

in a magic loop until she lives up to some made-up,

rando measure that you decide?

- Uh, not exactly.

I was just teaching her a lesson.

I swear I would have let her go the moment she was perfect!

- Well, that's odd 'cuz Queens like me and Courtney

are born perfect!

So I'm not so sure what you were waiting for.

- Of course you're perfect.

So I guess you're free to go.

- Oh, it's too late for that. You're about to get taught.

- No wait! Please! Let's talk about this!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

- (Chuckles) Oh, she's good.

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(Splash)

(Splash)

(Splashing)

(Hitting thuds)

- No! Wait! Please! D-don't do this!

NOOOOOOOOOOO-- (Muffled screams)

GAAAAAHHHHH!

- The only lesson you need

is that you are good enough

and no one is allowed to tell you otherwise.

(Shrill scream) - (Gasps)

- (Landing thud) Oof!

OW.

And sometimes...

I guess it's okay to make mistakes.

- Oooh. Leshawna. You okay?

That was a nasty fall.

- What? She didn't "fall", Chef.

She meant to do that.

And if you don't think it was awesome?

Then you're just a hater!

Chef: (Crying)

Both: (Laughing)

- (Weeps) I try so hard to be a perfect teacher, (sniffs)

(Book thuds)

- Ugh. I believe I can help with that.

(Long maniacal laugh)

(Chomp, gulps) (Muffled screams)

- Gooooood kitty. - (Happy snarl)

(Chef screams)

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