03x12 - Say Hello to My Little Friends

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- Hurry, kids. I want this place spotless

so my lonnng weekend starts right after pick up!

- I never thought I'd say this,

But cleaning can be pretty relaxing.

(Engine revs)

- Weeee. - Boom!

Here's to teamwork, and me being the best!

- Eh, Whatever gets it done.

- Finished washing your car, Chef. Come check it out.

- (GASP) IZZY?!

- Why wash with boring ol' water,

when you can use paint!

- (Sighs)

- You'rrrrrre welcome.

AAHHHH! Tiny wall robot!

(Beeping)

- (Chuckles) No Izzy, that's just a new...

- EVIL ROBOOOOOOOT!!!

It has all sorts of buttons

and a blinking green eye watching me!

- Prolly here to take over the world!

- Not on my watch! That robot is--

- It's NOT a robot.

It's just the new security system.

Don't make a big deal about it; it's not important.

- I dunno, we're talking about it an awful lot.

- Yeah. If this alarm system isn't a big part

of this episode I'll be more shocked

than a cat laying an egg.

- Yeah! All like Meoow!

Meowwww! Meowww!

MEEEEEOOOWWWWW! Meow!

(Gasps) AN EGGGGG?!

But I'm a cat. - (Egg cracks)

- (Cute meow) - (Gasps)

- Today is about my long weekend.

ME, living MY best life, with none of you kids around.

(Music plays)

I'm gonna PAR-TAY!

♪ No more kids around ♪

♪ Chef's gonna party down ♪

♪ No more kids around ♪

♪ Chef's gonna party down ♪

Tuba solo!

(Paying tuba) ♪ Go-go, go-go, go-go ♪

- But aren't you going to miss us?

- Am I going to miss-- hang on.

Let's do this right.

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Okay, say it again.

- Um...But aren't you going to miss us?

- (Hysterical laughter)

Will I miss you, he asks?

Haha! Oh, What a joke!

Best comedy show ever!

- So what is the deal with parents?

- To be clear, I will not miss any of you.

I'll be too busy enjoying three days of quiet,

kid-free bliss. Now clean this mess up.

- ON IT! - AHHH!

- But Chef, we give your days meaning.

We provide you with an identity and a full life.

- Listen-to-the-words- I'm-singing.

♪ No more kids around ♪

♪ Chef's gonna party down ♪

- Sing it all you want, we know you're gonna miss us.

- SHHH! Wait! (hushed) Listen...

(Clock ticks) (Bell rings)

(Blows party favour) Woooo-hooo!

Pick up tiiiiiiiime!

OUT! OUT! OUT!

- Excuse me, Chef? I made this for you

just in case you start to miss us.

- Aww, thank you, Cody.

I'll just fold it up carefully

and put it into my extra special filing cabinet.

(Car honks) Parents are here! Time to go!

- Ahhhh! Oof!

Sugar: You need us! Chef: No I don't!

Lightning: We are your world! Chef: You're not!

- You're gonna miss us so much, I bet ya cry.

I'm calling it!

- Remember to roll when you hit the pavement.

Duncan: This won't end well! (Thuds) OW!

(Humming)

♪ Chef's gonna party down ♪

I should bring Cody's drawing with me.

I can rip it up and toss pieces out the car window

while I drive.

Alarm: System armed.

- What was that you said? (Zapping)

GAH! Oopsie.

Forgot about the electrified door handle upgrade.

No problem. Just gotta enter the disarm code.

Umm... Oh yeah--

(Beeping, buzzes)

(Bars clang)

- Vertical bars engaged.

- What? No. Umm... Yes.

- Horizontal bars engaged.

- Ohhhh. AH. Okay. Okaaay.

- (Sighs) There we go--

Alarm: Full lockdown in place.

- AHHHH! NO NO NO NO NO! (Zapping) OWW!

No need to get silly, Chef.

Just call the alarm company and get them to reset the code.

- Be happy to reset it for you, Sir.

Just need your verbal password to confirm your identity.

- My verbal password? Ummm. Think, Chef. Think.

Is it my maiden name? FLAUGHFERDOOEY!

- Wow. Interesting. No.

- DayzNOkidz? - Nope.

- Fudgylump'? Nuh uh.

- goodtuba? - No.

- PLEEEASE! I'm locked in. Help me.

- Well, there is one other way to reset your system

but we'd need to confirm your identity in person.

- PERFECT! Send someone over. Hurry!

I need to get out of-- - SHHH! Wait! Listen...

(Clock ticks) (Bell rings)

- WOOOHOOOO!!

- What's happening over there?! - It's the long weekend!

I'm sorry to say no one is coming 'til Monday.

Sit tight, enjoy your staycation.

(Phone thuds, dial tone) - WHAT??!

No. No no no!

(Line rings) - HELLO?!

- A stay-cation is a vacation

but you don't go anywhere.

I know what a staycation is!

- Whoa! Why are you so grumpy? Oh. Right.

Anyway see you Monday. (Beeps off call)

- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AHHH! NO! Let me out!

(Zapping) OW!

(Wailing) Let me ouuuuut! Wahhh!

(Zapping) OW!

(Crying)

Okay. Okay.

It's not the weekend I'd planned,

but there's food, games, and most importantly...

it's still three days with no kids.

Yeah. Yeah! (Laughs) Yeeeeeahhhh!

Look at me! I'm a silly kid!

(Gasps) Ahhhh!

(Laughs) I'm okay!

Oooh, did someone say fancy stay-cation smoothies?

This Sour chew, tuna melt, chocolate pudding,

spray cheese, pickle juice smoothie

will help put me in a vacation mood.

Yup, havin' fun is thirsty work! (Gags)

Do you have a ?

Go fish?

You sure you don't have any , Gerald?

Okay. I'll go fish...

GIMMIE THOSE!

Ah-ha! You did have a .

You cheater! (Fighting thuds)

What in the loneliness am I doing?!

I'm gonna be locked in here for three days

and I'm already fighting with a stuffed toy.

(Deep breath) Calm down, Chef.

(Deep breath)

What? It's only been minutes since pick up?!

(Whimpers)

(Chuckles) Wow.

Imagine what the kids would say if they saw me now.

- (Echo-ey) You need us.

need us...

- (Echo-ey) We are your world.

world... world...

- You'll miss us so much I bet you cry.

(Echo-ey) I'm calling it.

Calling it... calling it...

- Were you kids right? No. You were wrong

like the aspect ratio of Cody's horrible drawing.

I just need an activity.

Something to occupy my large, adult brain!

Arts and crafts!

Yeah. Yeeeahhh.

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There. That's some pretty good art!

(As Duncan) Sure is, Chef. Thanks Duncan.

That's very nice of you. GAHH!

How did you get in here?!

Same way we all did. All: (Giggling)

- Sugar! Izzy! Beth!

We're here to join your staycation.

EEEE! No-no-no-no-no.

This isn't possible! I gotta get outta here!

Where are they? Did I lose them?

I think I lost them.

Oh. You'll never lose us, Chef!

But I want to!

Look Chef, I made ART!

Huh? Do you like it? Ha? Ha? (Giggling)

No. I really don't! Ahhhhh!

(Toys clatter) (Chainsaw whirs)

Where'd you get a tiny chainsaw?!

DUH! You made it for me.

AHHHH! GERALD!

Meh, you had it coming.

(Back to panic) AHHHHH!

I. Can't. STAY HEEEEERRRRRRE!

(Beeping) Alarm: Access denied.

Access denied. Access denied.

- I'll call them again.

Tell them I'm in danger. Where's my phone?

- (Shatters) It was like this when I found it.

- (Gasps)

- You should see what Duncan is doing in your office.

It's gonna blow... your miiiiiiind.

HAHAHAHA.

- Duncan? Duncan, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!

(Sizzling) My files! My Desk!

- Guess what else might blow.

(Sizzling)

No! This-this isn't happening!

Alarm: Access denied. Duncan: (Cackling)

Alarm: Access denied. Access denied.

- Come with me if you want to live.

CODY?! Okay!

(Sizzling, explosions)

- Thank you, Cody! THANK YOU!

- Thank me later. After I get you to safety.

Chef: Oh no! It's them. - You need to crawl!

- With no more Chef around...

- The puppets' gonna party down...

- They're using my song against me!

- C'mon, Chef! Crawl!

Crawl like a grown man afraid of dolls!

(Metal creaks) - AH!

WHAT'S THAT SOUUUUUUUND...

(Pained groan)

Cody: You shouldn't have thrown out my drawing, Chef.

Chef! Chefff!

- Chef! CHEF! (Gasps)

Alarm Lady, he's up!

- Are you okay, Sir? I'm from the alarm company.

- (Groans) Wha... what happened?

- You spent the long weekend in here all by yourself... kinda.

- Three days alone is rough.

And it always ends with home made dolls.

- So, I was alone the whole time?

- YYYYYYEP.

Oh! And your reset password was "Chef".

- CHEF? (Crying)

He's crying. I called it!

- (Chef crying)

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