01x13 - Sonic Racer

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Blue streak speeds by,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Too fast for the naked eye,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

Look out when he storms through,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Don't doubt what he can do,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

He's the fastest thing alive.

He's the fastest thing alive!

Sonic the Hedgehog [SatAM] Episode 7:
Sonic Racer

It's cool ladies, come on, I'll show you the pipes.

Check it out, Sal.

Definitely carrying electricity.

That's it, the main generator plant.

My my, there sure are a lot of guards!

No prob, I'll handle the butt-bots.

See you inside, Sonic.

Good luck.

How you doing Swat-butt?

Yo, anyone ever tell you guys that you're ugly and you dress funny?

Let me be the first.

You're ugly and you dress funny.

Sayonara!

Aww, too bad, now it's broken.

But nice sh**t'!

Locked.

Bunnie, if you please?

Be my pleasure darling

After you.

Hey Bot-heads!

It's Saturday night, you guys need a serious bath.

That's it. The alarm system is shut down.

Do it, Bunny!

That is some computer.

It sure is. What now Sally-girl?

I'm gonna overload this sucker.

Woah! Something sure is happening.

OVERLOAD

That's it, come on!

Get a grip, guys.

Moto-rama time!

Er, Dr. Robotnik?

What is it, Snively? I'm busy.

Try it now, Cluck.

Now, Snively?

He's gone, sir.

Who is gone?

The hedgehog, sir.

The hedgehog? Where?

Near the backlands, sir. He was with the Princess and Bunny Rabbot.

- Order code red alert.
- Yes, sir.

There's another problem sir.

The main generator.

That hedgehog.

No!

Yeah! Past cool.

We did it.

That outta slow old metal-head down for a while.

Heck, without electricity, he's nothing but history.

Yo, Sal. How about showing a little enthusiasm here?

What's up?

We need to shut down his backup generator too.

Maybe there isn't a backup.

Wrong.

Oh, I knew it, I knew it!

Don't worry, Sal. We'll get him next time.

Those freedom fighters are beginning to concern me, Snively.

We must think of a way to eliminate the hedgehog.

I know a way, sir.

I'm waiting, Snively.

We appeal to the hedgehog's inflated ego, sir.

His ego?

Yes sir, with a speed contest.

I like it Snively.

The hedgehog won't be able to resist the temptation.

I'll have him right in the palm of my hand.

"Speed contest - to determine the fastest on Mobius.

Trophy to the winner. Tomorrow at fourteen-hundred hours.

Come one, come all."

Man, whose Robuttnik kidding?

He already knows who's the fastest.

It's you, huh, Sonic?

You got it big guy.

Sonic, it's just another one of Robotnik's traps.

Yeah, he must think I'm really stupid.

I'll win that race no prob.

You're kidding, right?

I'm kidding wrong!

I can b*at anything Robuttnik has.

What about the backup generator mission?

It's cool.

I'll be a diversion and cover you guys.

I just, I don't think it's a good idea Sonic.

Robotnik can really hurt you.

Hey, I'm still here, aren't I?

No prob.

I got the juice.

It's ready, sir.

Start it now.

Go!

Yes!

Five-hundred miles per hour, sir.

Oh, that's good. That's very good indeed.

Particularly since it was only going half-speed.

Surprise, surprise, hedgehog.

And then the little old Red-Riding Hood said...

..."Why, grand-mama, what big red eyes y'all have!"

And the big ugly old wolf says...

..."The better to see y'all with my dear".

That wolf is nasty, huh, Bunny?

Nasty as a one-eyed snake, sugar.

You okay Sally-girl?

I'm just worried about Sonic tomorrow.

It's too dangerous for him to be alone in the city...

...just for that silly race.

Nah-uh! It's not a silly race.

It's cool.

And Sonic's gonna win.

I'm sure he will, honey.

But sometimes he's too stubborn...

...and he just takes too many chances.

Oh, that sugar-hog is hard to bring down, Sally.

He'll be okay.

I hope you're right, Bunny.

Any sign of the hedgehog?

No, sir.

The miserable little rodent will be here,...

...mark my word.

This is too weird.

No Swat-Bots.

Um, where are the Swat-Bots?

At the race.

Then I like this too very much.

- Duck!
- Duck? Where?

You can come out now, Antoine.

The duck is gone?

That's the hedgehog!

Bring in our little surprise, Snively.

Yes, sir.

This is my competition?

Couple slow-mo hover-heads?

Man, then I'm wasting my time.

What is this?

That's a little better but still no contest.

I mean, come on...

...doesn't Robuttnik know who he's up against here?

Well, well, well.

Who is this?

Little Red-Rodent Hood?

A little shy are we?

No matter.

On with the race! And may my best machine win.

Sounds like the race is about to start.

Come on.

There are no rules in this race...

...except to stay on the marked course.

On your marks!

Go!

Don't get too pumped, Chrome-Dome.

I'm just crusin'.

Hey! That is rude!

Is the first Sonic surprise ready, Snively?

Ready and waiting, sir.

It warms the cockles of my heart.

I know the feeling, sir.

No!

I promise sir, the next trap will not fail.

I hope so, Snively.

For your sake.

All this peace and quiet makes me sweating.

Everything makes you sweating, Antoine.

But you're still a little muffin.

That's it.

Nicole, download city schematic.

Accessing, Sally.

Here it is, Sally-girl.

Nicole...

...sector ten, quadrant three, block six,...

...building 2A, interior only.

Accessing.

That's the backup generator alright.

Now how do we get past those guards without Sonic?

Oh man!

Roadhog!

They actually think that's gonna stop me?

No brainers.

Hasta la vista, hover-heads!

Aha, this skylight here is our way in.

You meanin' we gotta get up on that little old roof, right?

Yes, somehow.

I am just thinking.

Well, think quietly!

I can't concentrate with all that darn hummin'.

Ahem!

Ahem.

Antoine, y'all are dearly starting to tick me off.

No, I am not even wearing my watch.

I know how to do it.

Come on!

Let me go bolt-bones!

This is cheatin'.

The toxic pit is a nice touch, Snively.

A very nice touch.

I'm rather proud of it sir.

Come on, hedgehog!

You can't let this tinsel-arm make you lose the race!

Juice and jam time!

Don't you ever mess with the hedgehog.

There's no way you can stop me from winning this race, Robuttnik.

No way.

So learn to live with it, chump!

He called me chump?

Sir, I can explain what went wrong.

You see, it it was a technical problem in the computer.

You disappoint me, Snively.

Sir, I promise you...

...I have saved the deadliest trap for last.

Tell me.

It's clear, let's go!

Come on, Antoine!

Well, I am thinking that I should stand guard here and...

Move it Antoine!

Antoine, come on!

What now Sally-girl?

Follow me.

Come on, come on!

Didn't really think you could b*at the hedgehog, did ya, Speedy?

Snively! This had better be very good.

I think you'll be quite pleased, sir.

Now watch this, sir.

Hey! What are you doing?

Yes!

I'm not that impressed, Snively.

Watch this, sir.

Oh man! This is not cool!

Oh, this is good.

Man, that is a perfect ten!

Now where is that long-legged chump?

No problemo.

I'm still gonna win this race.

There it is.

I have to get inside that control center...

...to shut this generator down.

Doesn't look easy, Sally-girl.

About the only way up there from here...

...is on that pulley-belt.

Not to be worried, my princess.

I am at your service.

Antoine, wait!

Are you sure?

I laugh in the feet of danger, my princess.

I uh don't know, I am falling off. Ahhh!

Oh no no no!

Hold on, Antoine! I'll get Sonic!

What went wrong, Snively?

Find that hedgehog!

Sal, caught your signal.

What's up?

It's Antoine!

Sonic hedgehog, eh!

Coming, Ant.

Merci, Sonic. Merci.

We better juice. This whole joint is gonna melt.

Section four, hedgehog report!

Negative.

Snively...

...tell me, what of the hedgehog?

Well sir...

...he seems to have...

...disappeared.

What did you say?

Disappeared, sir.

But how could he have just disappeared?

You little mutant, didn't you...

What is this?

And despite the fact that it would have been perfect...

...if Sonic had won Robotnik's trophy.

In the greater sense...

...we have taken a giant step to free Mobius from Robotnik!

Yeah! All right, Sonic! Oh yeah!

To a free Mobius!

To a free Mobius!