01x15 - The Golden Hoax

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like a mighty Cannon body seems to fly

you'll hear about him everywhere you go

the time will come whenever

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thank you

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all right boys take me back to the ranch

and you can join your herd

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you all right son yes but I wouldn't be

if you were in such a swell sh*t Mister

you're lucky I saw that mountain lion

time

oh how did I know who you are you're the

new assistant Marshall that's right son

she Marshall Brady will be glad to see

you

well he talks about nowadays is how he

can retire when the new Marshall takes

over I was like you know him pretty well

he's one of our best friends me and my

uncle Sandy North I'm Ricky I'm Johnny

Gray well I better get into town and

Report nice to know you Rick

Marshall will Brady to retire

well I guess that makes it official

man has to step down sometimes Sandy I'm

lucky I lasted this long oh you'll be

around long time yet will will miss you

though oh I'll still be around moving to

my slower spending a lot of time fishing

but still around

you can go back my Champs we were both

pretty lucky

Uncle Sandy Marshall Brady I'm glad

you're here

I just met your new assistant he saved

my life how come well there was some

kind of wild animal and he was just

about to jump on me and champ when the

new Marshall saw it and got it with one

sh*t

if he's that handy with a g*n I guess I

made a good pick for my replacement hand

you won't miss me too much well he'll be

in town by now all right George I should

have been there to meet him want to come

along Sandy but I do I want to thank him

for keeping Ricky from being bait we'll

be there just as soon as we do a few

chores and saddle up see you then

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nice g*ns ain't they

yeah yeah they sure are the whole town

chipped in and bought him for will is a

present time he busted up the Willoughby

game I know about that a lot of other

things Marshall Brady has done yes sir

will is one of the greatest Slam in the

west ever saw it's going to be might be

tough for anybody to fill his boots

might be tough holy Fred

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I'm Johnny Gray Marshall you don't have

to tell me son this year's Fred Carter

glad to know you sir how are you you'll

be seeing a lot of him he takes a big

interest in what's going on around Tom

yes sir I sure do I'll See You Again

Greg goodbye sir

Fred means well please laugh at a

Sticky's nose in where it ain't wanted

you got your paper Johnny they're in the

saddle bag sir

Hey Arthur

says here you're a pretty good Marksman

but nothing about wild animals the boy

told you about that huh oh I was just

lucky must have been if you used a 38

38's a good g*n Marshall sure but you're

going to need larger caliber around here

say wait a minute

buckless 44 on some special fan of mine

you're the boss sir

well not much longer you live up to what

I've heard about you and you'll be in

charge before you know it you see I'm

getting a bit lazy Got My Mind Set On

going fishing well I'll do my best no

you will hey why don't you go out and

look the towel over

let the town looked me over too huh

that's the general idea

that's him hey Fred yeah let's hope he's

half as good a man as well

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rimfire

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Bayless

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get those hands up Johnny

I said get him up

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to our nation

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who's g*ng holding up the bank

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the bed I don't know but what I do know

is we can't use a marshall around heroes

are scared to draw his g*n look

help me get him into the office

nobody bring a doctor

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you missed it Sandy that new martial

lake with a lick

and there he stood reaching for a piece

of Sky he's not like this there must be

some mistake only mistake was thinking

Johnny Graves or Marshall Johnny Gray

Johnny hands up that's what he is

come on Ricky let's go inside and see

well

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this time I stopped a b*llet and what

the doc says I'll be up around too soon

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sure staying in bed is like a vacation

getting rested up before going fishing

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what are you doing in there Johnny

you're right with you Marshall

get those posters for me when you're

Ricky

are you sure it was Bayless will sure

seemed too often to be wrong

let's get this picture right here there

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recognize this Armory Johnny

yeah too well

he's the one had the drop on me

that was the first time I'd ever seen

Bayless except on one of these heard

plenty about him though gosh Johnny

so the way you got that wild animal so

quick

something must have gone wrong well done

Ricky maybe the reason I was so slow is

because I didn't expect trouble to drop

off so quick well a thing like that

could happen to anybody Johnny sure

many's the time I've been cut

flat-footed

well it won't happen to me again

Marshall I can promise you that if I get

another chance you're pretty near bound

to when that Bayless picks himself a

territory he don't leave until he's good

and ready

can I talk to you will

I'm feeling a bit peaky Fred

better talk to Marshall Gray

I'll see you later will

you may as well know what gray we're

getting up this petition to have you

removed well I can't stop you aren't you

flying off the handle too fast Fred you

mean you want this Johnny hands up for

Marshall I want him to have a fair

chance then don't need more on one chest

to prove if he's yellow or not easy

Johnny we want your signature on this

petition Sandy not me Fred with will

later we got as good as no law in this

town sure that's not so no I'd say we

all better get out of here will needs

rest and quiet come on Fred the rusty

boys

come on Ricky

so long will

it get any of that I'll be seeing you

Johnny just hands up if you're lucky

Johnny

don't let all that French you too much

son oh well a man can't help feeling bad

when he's been made to look bad I guess

I should make it easier on you and

everybody else in town and offer to quit

but I'm not going to that's the stuff I

see you switch to the other g*n instead

of the one I gave you oh well Marshall

you know you know how some g*ns feel

easier in your hand sure uh look I

better study these posters so I'll be

able to spot the Outlaws before they

spot me good boy

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meet me alone in Boulder Canyon tomorrow

morning

important

an old friend of your fathers

and I guess you know who

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over here Johnny

surprise Ken some

what do you want Bayless nothing much

you know your Paul was one of my best

g*ns

so I thought it only right that I look

up his kin

well I've got a surprise for you too

what's that Johnny I'm taking you in I

I don't think so Johnny

number one you don't draw a g*n fast

enough

and number two my boys have got you dead

center right this minute

what a marshall

sure not like your palm

he didn't make no mistakes

he made one that was joining up with

your g*ng

he paid for that mistake with his life

that the reason you pinned on the Tin

Star

maybe and I reckon I made a bad

investment what do you mean by that who

do you think's been keeping you since

your power was k*lled I've been sending

you money every month till you finish

your schooling well you're lying that

money was sent to me by my uncle from

Dodge City sure Uncle Jay Bayless I

promised your pod CD you're bringing up

and I always take care of my boys I had

known that I would have accepted a penny

of it

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take it any way you like Bayless but if

you don't get out of this territory I'll

get you

ah you have a loud bark Johnny but I

ain't noticed no bite

you know I bet if I waved a g*n under

your nose your hands it sh**t straight

up in the air just like they did in town

there was a reason for that it sure was

you haven't got any nerves

she'll not like your paw he'd have

started sh**ting proper I guarantee you

the next time we meet

I'll be just like my paw

might be real disconcerting

all right boys come on now

get him tied up

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I saw Johnny with Jay Bayless what up in

Boulder Canyon

are you certain sure I am I recognize

Bayless from that poster

well it looks like I've been wrong Ricky

I guess I should have signed that

petition after all

gosh

you're hard to believe that Johnny would

throw in without laws

he suppose he's up to I don't know Ricky

but there's one way I can find out how's

that ask Johnny

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thank you

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throw down the Box

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but now well first we turned the

Marshall loose you know I'd like to be

in town when he tries to explain how

this happened so would I after that

Fresh Horses then we leave this

territory far behind us let's go

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yes sir he wasn't even around to throw

up his hands when the sage got held up

might as well have no law at all but

with Will laid up and Johnny hands up

here in town we've got almost enough

signatures on this petition he won't be

around much longer good

and that's it Sandy the whole truth

I didn't know until the day that was

Bayless who'd been sending me money all

these years and that's not the reason

you didn't draw on him in town I've

already told you about that I was caught

off guard I believe you Johnny but it's

going to be tough to explain to all

those people outside well even if I

could explain talk wouldn't quiet them

well what are you going to do Johnny

you both know the answer to that

you know well I've Got a Feeling those

people out there are going to do a lot

of apologizing pretty soon yeah

but there's still something kind of

bothering me Sandy what do you mean well

nothing I can put my finger on

I just got a feeling Johnny's choking

something back

and he's riding after three men I think

I'll go along and help him you leaving

US Marshall

he's probably afraid Bayless will come

back for a showdown you ain't even

giving us a chance to get out of

petition Johnny hands up be careful of

the prairie dogs Johnny they're Mighty

tricky at sneaking up behind you

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worried about Uncle Sandy being gone so

long Rebel and I'm not waiting any

longer to find out what happened

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I thought I told you to go on back to

the herd

oh all right if you're gonna act that

way

you can come with me to find Uncle Sandy

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I wonder where in the world he's going

we better find out champ

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Trail gets kind of lonely Johnny I don't

usually travel with a nurse maid

you know better than that you're

tackling a pretty big job for one man an

extra g*n might come in handy

the kick with his mind doesn't get much

action is that it I didn't sign that

petition Johnny remember

sorry Sandy only one thing puzzles me

oh what's that well I know who you're

going after but where are you going to

find him

Sandy I'm playing a hunch

I hope it works out

so do I Johnny I'm gonna be with you if

it does

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we're riding out together

and he didn't say I had to stay home

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still keeping it a secret Johnny why

Ridgeville

well when Paul was in the Bayless g*ng

they used the contact spot they had

friends here do you know any of these

people no so that's why we have to split

up we'll each cover a section of the

town I don't think Bayless will be

looking for us to be on his Trail

Sandy is one thing I'm sure of yeah if

he's here we'll find him

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see he signed a Johnny or Uncle Sandy

I'm sure they rode in here

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once you find out I made a deal with

some fresh horses we'll be leaving

tonight

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it's like we got a visitor

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yo John Neville down

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what are you snooping around here for I

wasn't

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I wasn't that must be the kid's horse

what's this all about nothing I

can't tell you tell me what's going on

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hey that's chance

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Johnny

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you were great well maybe this will

teach some of those mule heads in town

and I could have done it alone you did

plenty alone I saw it all

saying this for you young fella when we

get back into town I'm gonna have the

Marshall put you on the who's got for

sticking your nose into trouble oh I

didn't I was only looking for you oh

well in that case I guess it'll have to

be all right

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Where You Are I don't want to hear any

more of this hands up business it was my

fault

it's all right now Marshall not yet son

I loaded this g*n belt and the g*n

Johnny was wearing when these Jaspers

here held up the bank he's been

swallowing in that Johnny hands up

handle trying to cover my mistake told

you it was time for me to retire what I

did was load a center fire g*n with rim

fire cartridges do I have to tell you

there's no use drawing a g*n that won't

fire

yeah

and Plum sorry Marshall

domain

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I drink alive from flashing across the

sky

like The swiftest Arrow wisdom from a

bowl like a mighty cannonbally seems to

fly

him ever

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come whenever

whatever the name

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