01x25 - The Ugly Duckling

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Sir Lancelot". Aired: 15 September 1956 – 20 April 1957.*
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01x25 - The Ugly Duckling

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[gentle tones]

[exciting music]

[metal clashing]

[exciting music]

[swords clanging]

- You are improving, Lancelot.

[swords clanging]

Sir.

Ooh, sir!

- Sir Christopher.
- [Christopher] Sire.

- Might I borrow your helm
and sword for a moment?

- My Lord Arthur.

[Kay grunting]

[swords clanging]

- My liege.

- I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist it.

- Well stroked, sire.

As a matter of fact,

I was just about to use that
very same maneuver myself.

- I realized that, Sir Kay.

That's why I stepped in when I did.

You will forgive me, won't you?

- What about me, sire?

Don't you think you ought
to ask my forgiveness

after such an att*ck?

- There's something else I want
to ask of you, Sir Lancelot.

- Sire?

- Sir Egbert of Lamorack has invited me

to spend Michaelmas with him.

- Surely you're not thinking of accepting?

- My acceptance has already
been conveyed to Sir Egbert,

and you are to accompany me.

- But what about the
Sussex tournament, sir?

- Oh, you better talk
to your friend Merlin.

You see, Lady Lamorack is a cousin of his,

and he's asked me to
accept the invitation.

I can't disappoint the old man.

- But sire,

we've been training for
this tournament for weeks.

- Well, not in vain.

I shall take no revenue.

Lady Guinevere will represent
me at the tournaments

and all the knights can
enter the lists, except one.

- Me, sire?

- You, Lancelot.

[exciting music]

[gentle music]

- My dear, my dear.

The king, the king arrives this morning.

- Egbert, you're not properly dressed.

Where's your sword?

- What?

Oh yes, my sword.

Gault, my sword, my sword.
- I'll get it, uncle.

- Sybil, do stop sniffing.

Go and change your clothes.

Amora, talk to the musicians.

- Now, don't forget to
rise when the king enters.

Do you know that song of
the province minstrel?

[Amora singing]

[musicians playing]

- Shh.

Amora, can I borrow your white
satin dress with the gold?

- Sybil, you're interrupting.

Now that tune you were just playing,

when you see I have Sir Lancelot
as my partner, play that.

- Can I dance with Sir Lancelot?

- Gault will see you're not neglected.

- But I don't want to dance with Gault.

I want to dance with Lancelot [sniffing].

- Sybil, there are 100 things to be done,

and you're just wandering
around jabbering and sniffling.

- What else can I do [sniffing].

- Go and see mother.

- Mother.
- Sybil, not now.

The guests will be here at any minute.

- But Amora says.
- Nevermind.

Don't disagree with everybody, Sybil.

I'm sure Amora's right.

Now then, as soon as the guests arrive,

I want you to stand by the window and say,

"How beautifully the light
falls upon your face."

- Why?
- Why?

Well, I want to make quite
sure that everybody notices it.

It's the largest in England,
apart from the cathedral.

- I'll tell them how much it costs, too.

- Sybil.

Where are you going?

- I'm going to see father [sniffing].

- Come along man, come along.

Gault, Gault.
- Here it is, uncle.

- Hurry man, hurry.

- Hurry for what?

You invite the king and he
comes with one solitary knight.

- Nonetheless, he comes,
and if Amora likes Lancelot,

she'll land him.

Then I shall have a voice at court.

Hmm, the Duke of Lamorack.

Yes, there's a fine sound.

- Why go to all that trouble?

Advance me 1,000 gold nobles

and I'll go to Camelot
and buy you a dukedom.

- You mean you'd gamble it away.

You're a clever man Gulch,
with no gaming sense.

- Father.
- Hello, Sybil.

Run along, child.

Father's busy.
- I wanted to ask

you a question.

- Very well, what do you want to know?

- What?
- I said,

what do you want to know?

- Oh dear, I've forgotten.

- Now really, Sybil.

I don't know, these children.

- There there, Sybil.

I know how you feel.

They sneer at me, too.

Ugly cousin Gault.

But they're afraid to do it to my face.

- I know, you give everyone the shivers.

Oh dear me.
- And you always snivel.

We are a pair in a way, you and I.

- You're all right,

cousin Gault, but.
- But what?

I'm the best you're likely to get.

There's a rumor that you know

where your father keeps his money bags.

- Oh, no I don't.

Do you think he'd tell
me a thing like that?

- No, I suppose not.

Well, nevermind.

I think I hear the guests arriving.

[exciting music]

- Welcome to Castle Lamorack, my liege.

- Thank you, Sir Egbert.

It's a great pleasure for us to be here.

- Sire, my wife, the Lady Lamorack.

And may I present a young
sage of some promise

who escorts me, your cousin Merlin.

[group chuckling]

And last but not least,
I should like you to meet

one of the knights of the round table,

Sir Lancelot of the Lake.

- [Egbert] And this, sire,
is my daughter Amora.

[gentle music]

[Sybil sighing]

- Come with me, Sir Lancelot.

I want to show you the
treasures of Castle Lamorack.

- Are there more?

- Save that for the dancing tonight.

- Now, not to run off with him.

I have planned some
falconry for this afternoon.

- I only want to show
him our glass window.

- It would appear that Lancelot

has found something to take
his mind off the tournament.

- Perhaps your majesty would
care to see the window as well.

I believe it's unique.

- It isn't fair.

I'm supposed to show them the window.

- Now leave them alone,
there's a good girl.

- Amora always wins.

[both laughing]

- There it is, the glass window.

Isn't it wonderful?

- [Lancelot] Very beautiful.

- We had to import the
workmen to put it in.

- Why, the glass makers of the sentium

have been doing this
kind of thing for ages.

- Merlin's professional pride requires

that he remain unimpressed.

- Sire, I had the coat of arms painted on

as an imperishable monument

to the noble record of our family.

[glass breaking]

What maniac did this?

Guards, guards!

Search the ground!

Find them and bring them here to me.

What's this?

It's a message.

"A 1,000 gold nobles ransom

or your daughter Sybil will
not live out this day."

- Sybil?
- They made a mistake.

It must be me.
- It says Sybil.

- No you don't.

- What the devil do
you think you're doing?

- By the way, where is Sybil?

- Here I am, father.
- Where have you been?

- Nowhere, just waiting
for you to introduce me.

- Oh yes, of course.

My Lord Arthur, my other daughter, Sybil.

- Let go of me.

- Who are you?
- Sir Egbert's nephew.

Who are you?

- You see anyone throwing
a rock through that window?

- No, I just arrived here,
the same as you have.

- Is anyone with you?

- No.

I've been at the other end of the garden.

- Oh, shall we go back?

- And your daughter Sybil
will not live out this day.

So that's how it's all going to end.

- No, no, no.

No one will dare to harm you.

You shall be guarded day and night.

- Thank you, father.
- It's all right.

Now tell me, is there anyone

with whom you'd feel absolutely safe?

- Yes, but I wouldn't dream of asking him

to give up the hunt for me.

- I don't want to hear
about your dreams, girl.

Name him.

- All right, Sir Lancelot.

- Well Lancelot, found anything?

- No my Lord, nothing.

- As host, I question my right to.

- She's trying to spoil
things for everybody.

- Now really, Amora.

- May I offer a word?

- Your Majesty.

- Sir Lancelot has a reputation

as a protector of fair ladies.

Therefore, I feel that Lady Sybil's choice

is an excellent one.

- I am honored to have been chosen.

Besides, it's been a long journey,

and I shall welcome the
rest in such good company.

- Rest, you say?

I trust you won't go to sleep.

- Oh, he won't go to sleep.

I won't let him.

- Your worries are over, Lady Lamorack.

Now shall we hunt?

[gentle music]

- That rest you spoke of reminds me

that I feel rather tired,
so I think I'll find my room

and sleep for a bit.

Don't worry, Sybil dear.

You're in very good hands.

[Sybil sniffing]

[gentle music]

[tense music]

[gentle music]

- Don't be nervous, Sybil.

- Oh, I'm not.

This is like having a castle of your own.

The party's over and everyone's gone home.

- I don't like parties either, Sybil.

I like tournaments, though.

[exciting music]

- Sir Lancelot.

Sir Lancelot.

Sir Lancelot.

[metal clashing]

Sir Lancelot.

Sir Lancelot.

Am I as pretty as Amora?

- The right man will think so.

- Promise me you won't
fall in love with her.

- How would you like it

if she made me promise that about you?

- I wouldn't, but that's different.

- Why?
- Because she has everything.

All the money, all the men, everything.

I want just one thing she can't get.

- I see.

Well, I have no particular
feelings for your sister,

but I can't be bound by such a promise.

- But you must.

I'll do anything, anything you want.

I'll tell you where
father keeps his money.

- Sybil!

Sybil.

[gentle music]

[door knocking]

Sybil, don't take it so seriously.

- [Sybil] Go away.
- I can't.

I promised your father

I'd stand guard duty while he was gone.

- [Sybil] Why bother?

You don't think anything about me.

- I do.

I think you're behaving
like a silly little girl.

Now come on, open this door.

- [Sybil] I won't, I won't.

Go away.

- Well, guard duty is guard duty.

[glass breaking]
[Sybil screaming]

What's the matter?

- Look in there.

Look at this.

What does it say?

- "I've changed my mind.

I want Sybil instead of the money.

Nothing can stop me.

Knight of the Black Cross."

- You won't let him get me.

- No, of course not.

Another glass window.

- There was a piece left over
from the one in the hall.

Father had it put in here.

- You're a lucky girl.

- It was Amora's room.

She moved to a bigger one.

- Hello, Merlin.

What's got you up?

- Usually I find the
noise of women's screams

and shattering glass quite restful,

but today for some reason
it affects me adversely.

- I'm sorry, Uncle Merlin.

There's been another threatening note.

- Well, at least we
are being well supplied

with reading matter.

Can you write a note to your father?

- Naturally.

All the Lamoracks can write.

- Then write.

"Dear father, we are
going in search of the.

- Blackmailer.
- Thank you.

- There.

Now where shall I put it?

- On the table.

Now Sybil, let's go into the garden.

- Very well, Uncle Merlin.

- Come on, lad.

[gentle music]

Truly remarkable.

A rock is thrown through a glass window.

- And there's not even a
splinter of glass inside.

- Yet outside the room,

there are several pieces to be found.

- What of it?

- Well, it would look as though the rock

was thrown from inside your room out.

- And another rock with
a note wrapped around it

placed on the floor inside.

- Exactly.

- Who would want to do a thing like that?

- This ransom note,

there's something strange about it, too.

- Is there?

- Well, the writing is
singularly like the other one.

- Perhaps the same man wrote both of them.

- No, this is the note
that you wrote your father,

and both are torn from the
same piece of parchment.

- Sybil!

Sybil, why did you do it?

- Let go.
- Sybil,

I'm trying to help you if I can.

- You're like all the others.

You spoil everything I try to do.

- The truth is you spoil it for yourself.

Sybil, you could be every bit
as attractive as your sister.

- What do you mean?

- Well, if only you developed
warmth where she is haughty,

gentleness where she is cold,
and wit where she has none,

then at least you'd be you
instead of a poor image of her.

- I hate you.

[hand slapping]

[exciting music]

- Sir Lancelot, it was a fine hunt.

- Good.
- Was it very boring for you?

- Oh, not at all.

Your sister kept me very well entertained.

- Lancelot, I see you survived

against the menace from without.

- Against overwhelming odds, my Lord.

- And Sybil, is she quite safe?

- Quite safe.

I'm sure the danger won't occur again.

- You mean you routed him?

Ah, well done, my boy, well done.

- What sort of a man was he?

I mean, to ask a ransom for Sybil.

- Was it anyone we know?

- Sir Egbert, I wonder if I
could have a word with you

in private.

- Yes, of course.

- With your permission, sire.

- Of course.

- Well now, is this
private enough for you?

- Your daughter is the most unusual girl.

- I've never known it to fail.

You've barely exchanged how-do-you-dos

and already she's impressed you.

Let me set your mind at ease.

Amora is completely unattached.

- It was Sybil I meant.
- Sybil?

Oh yes, I know.

Just hasn't the spark.

- She's a most unhappy child.

That's why she did what she did.

- Hmm?

What did she do?

- That ransom note,
she sent it to herself.

- What?

Are you sure?

- She's admitted it.

- Then she deliberately
broke that glass window.

- It was a pathetic attempt
to get a little attention.

Don't scold her.

She's suffered enough already.

- Ah.

[door pounding]

Sybil, open this door.

[door pounding]

Sybil, it's your father.

[door pounding]

Open this door immediately.

Sybil, someone.

You there, man, help me open this door.

- [Man] Right, sir.

[door pounding]

- She's not here.

- She must be hiding somewhere.

- What's all the noise about?

- Oh, where's Sybil?

- Our note writer seems
to be in at work again.

- "Pay 1,000 gold nobles
by tomorrow or Sybil dies.

Put money in a bag."

- I thought you had
ended this dismal game.

- He did.

Sybil's been writing this drivel herself.

- No wonder she's hiding.

- I wish she were.

This is a different parchment

and a very different handwriting.

- Where's Gault?

- He went straight from
the hunt to his own castle

to get ready for the party tonight.

- Excuse me.

- Don't worry.

You stay here and I'll go and
see what Lancelot's doing.

Lancelot, why do you rush off
so quickly like that just now?

- I had an idea I might
find something, sire,

and I think I have.

There's obviously been a struggle here,

and right outside Sybil's window, too.

- Sybil always had a sense of drama.

- [Lancelot] You recognize these marks?

- No, what are they?

- Those are marks made by a pair of heels

being dragged backwards.

- Exactly, and I'd like to see how Sybil

could stage that herself.

- What do you propose to do?

- Merlin, let me see that note again.

Whereabouts is this cave
that is mentioned here?

- [Egbert] The edge of the wood.

- Then my advice is do exactly

as the writer of the note says.

Put the money in a bag

and leave it at the mouth of the cave.

[tense music]

[arrow whooshing]

[tense music]

[arrow whooshing]

[tense music]

[arrow whooshing]

[exciting music]

- Gault.

- You're all right now, Sybil.

- It was Gault.

- Yes, I know, but I'm afraid it was you

who gave him the idea.

He saw how effective those
threatening notes of yours were

and he tried to do it himself.

- I'm so ashamed [sobbing].

- Here, please.

- No, I couldn't.

- It's quite clean.

- No, no, thank you.

My soul would get out of my body that way.

Why do you think people say
God bless you when you sneeze?

- Who on Earth told you that?

- Amora, when I was a little girl.

- Maybe she was jealous.

- Of me?

- Perhaps you were growing up
to be more fun than she was.

Go on, try.

[musicians playing]

- We seem to be causing something
of a commotion, Lancelot.

- Yes, my Lord, we do.

But you and I must face the truth.

It's Sybil they're looking at, not us.

- I think I see a young man
approaching, several young men.

Do you think we're in danger, Lancelot?

- Put your trust in Sybil, my Lord.

She'll break their hearts faster

than you or I could draw a sword.

[pleasant music]

- That's a wonderful
time of life, Lancelot.

- Yes, my Lord, it is.

A wonderful time of life.

[pleasant music]

A wonderful time of life.

[exciting music]

♪ Now listen to my story,
yes listen while I sing ♪

♪ Of days of old in England
when Arthur was the king ♪

♪ In days of old when knights were bold ♪

♪ The stories told of Lancelot ♪

[gentle tones]
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