02x05 - Don't Dump That Junk/Soup Bowls and Roller Coasters/Rainy Day

[bunniefuu]

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♪ Maggie and the Ferocious Beast in Nowhere Land ♪

♪ To Nowhere Land

♪ Come along if you can

♪ Hey ho, come on, let’s go to Nowhere Land ♪

♪ With Maggie and the Ferocious Beast ♪

♪ Great Googly Moogly

MAGGIEDon’t Dump That Junk.

Hi, Maggie.

What’s in the bag?

Junk!

Junk?

What are you going to do with it?

We’re going to play the junk game.

Oh, goodie!

I’ve never heard of it.

How do we play?

You must reach into the bag,

and take out a piece of junk, then

you have to think of something

to do with it that will make us laugh.

Hamilton, you go first!

Okay, here I go!

Hmm.

BEASTOh, no!

Do we have to wait for Hamilton to cook something?

No, the idea is to think of something funny to do.

Oh.

Hmm.

I get it!

I am the good knight, Sir Lancelot.

What I wear on my head is not a pot.

It’s part of my armour to protect me, of course!

In case I fall off my royal horse!

(Laughing)

Beast, you’re next!

(Giggling) Oh, it’s a clock!

And it’s still ticking.

HAMILTONCome on, Beast, we’re waiting!

Give him a chance, Hamilton.

BEASTYes, Hamilton, give me a chance!

Okay.

I’ve got it!

But I need a strap.

That’s not fair!

Is that fair, Maggie?

Oh, that’s alright.

Please get him a strap, Hamilton.

Hmph!

Here.

Thank you, Hamilton.

Thanks, Hamilton!

This thing on my leg makes a loud tick-tock,

to me, it’s a "wist" watch, to you, it’s a clock!

(Laughing)

That’s funny, but it's not "wist" watch, it’s wrist watch!

(Laughing) Wrist watch.

That’s right, very good.

Thank you, I love my "wist" watch.

(Maggie and Hamilton laughing)

Now, it’s my turn!

That won’t keep you dry, Maggie.

It’s a tough one!

Hmm.

Maggie can’t think of anything!

That means she’s out!

MAGGIENo, I’m thinking, I’m thinking.

Oh, I’ve got it.

I’m a helicopter!

Spinning around!

But as hard as I try, I can’t leave the ground!

(Laughing)

That’s a good one!

It’s my turn, it's my turn!

Go ahead.

Hoo wee!

Great Googly Moogly, Hamilton, that’s a hard one.

Come on, Hamilton, think!

I have an idea.

BEASTDo you give up?

I’ve got it!

I’m Hammy the elephant, this is my trunk.

I know it’s quite large, but the rest of me shrunk.

(Blowing)

(Laughing)

Oh, Hamilton, that was perfect!

Thank you!

(Laughing)

Me next!

Gee, Maggie, this is a great game!

Oh, Beast is stuck this time!

Do you give up?

I do not!

I’m thinking.

I’ve got it!

I’m Super Beast!

Here to help one and all,

I just throw on my cape, and answer each call!

(Laughing)

Now, me!
[ … ]

HAMILTONUh-oh, that’s really a hard one.

MAGGIENo, it isn’t, see?

I’m a turkey, gobble, gobble, gobble!

My name is Tom, I’m feeling glum,

I can’t find my way back to the place I came from.

Hello, Tom, I’m the ferocious Beast.

And this is my friend, Hamilton Hocks.

Hello, hello, now I’d like to know,

how do I get home? Which way do I go?

Gobble, gobble, gobble.

(Laughing) We’ll show you the way.

Just walk down that path, it will take you to Turkey Town!

Hamilton, that doesn’t rhyme, gobble, gobble.

(Laughing)

I like Tom. I wish he could stay for a while.

(Laughing) He’s on his way home!

And now it’s Hamilton's turn.

Oh, I love this game, Maggie!

Hmm.

Do you give up?

Nope.

Do you give up now?

Shh!

I’m thinking!

(Sighing)

HAMILTONI’ve got it!

(Banjo playing)

♪ I’m Mr. Banjo ♪

♪ When I play, I can chase those clouds away ♪

♪ I can make that sun climb the side of the sky ♪

♪ This old banjo is the reason why ♪

♪ I can play a ragtime tune

♪ And you’ll find that very soon

♪ You’ll have a castle of sand to call your own ♪

♪ In Nowhere Land, the world’s your ice cream cone ♪

♪ Any ragtime tune will do

♪ I’m Mr. Banjo and I’m playing for you ♪

♪ Yeah!

Hamilton, that was great!

My turn, my turn!

Oh, it’s empty.

HAMILTONI guess the game’s over.

(Sighing) What are we going to do now?

(Sighing)

Do you have any ideas?

No.

How about you, Beast?

No.

MAGGIEI know!

Let’s go get another bag of junk!

Great idea, Maggie!

(Humming)

MAGGIESoup Bowls and Roller Coasters!

We’re going to ride the roller coaster!

And the soup bowls.

Come on, let’s go!

Please, Beast, Maggie and I are studying the map.

We’re figuring out the fastest way to get there.

The map, the map, the map, the map!

We’ll follow this path, it’ll take

us right to the super duper roller coaster.

Great Googly Moogly, here comes Rudy!

Hey, Rudy, we’re going to the super duper roller coaster.

Wanna come along?

Hooray, I love the super duper roller coaster!

I’m ready!

Don’t forget the soup bowls!

I love to ride the soup bowls!

Oh, yeah, but the soup bowls are boring.

All you do is sit and go round,

and round like an old bowl of soup.

Right, Rudy, the super duper roller coaster is better.

It takes you up, up, up!

Why, I bet you can touch the clouds!

Wow, and then you speed straight down!

Faster and faster to the ground!

RUDYUp, and up...

Let’s get going!

I hope my spots don’t blow off

on the super duper roller coaster.

Gee, Rudy, you don’t have to worry

about your hat, it never comes off!

Thank you for reminding me once again, Beast.

Don’t worry about your spots,

Beast, we’ll just take them off.

Yes, I’ll hold on to them while you’re taking the ride.

Your spots will be safe with me!

You don’t want to miss the ride, Hamilton.

We’ll just put them in the picnic basket for

safe-keeping while we’re going up, up, up!

Then, down, down down!

Oh.

Can we get started?!

I’ll get the lunch basket!

Hurry up, Hamilton.

Look, there’s the super duper roller coaster!

ALLHooray!

BEASTGreat Googly Moogly, isn’t it beautiful?

Green tangerines!

Let’s hurry!
[ … ]

Beast, move out!

First, we should have some lunch.

Lunch can wait, Hamilton.

But I made cucumber sandwiches,

and they’ll get soggy if we don’t eat them soon.

Did you cut the crusts off the bread?

Yes, Beast.

I guess we can eat lunch now,

and ride the roller coaster all afternoon!

(Groaning)

Oh, all right.

Hamilton, will you please move a little faster?

What is the big hurry?

Eat slowly so you digest your food properly.

I’m ready to ride that super duper roller coaster!

Well, you can’t ride the roller coaster

right after you eat. Your stomach will get upset.

Our stomachs will be fine, Hamilton.

Now, let’s go over to the super duper roller coaster!

Oh, brother.

Somebody has to stay here and turn it on

as soon as the rest of us are strapped in.

Oh, I’ll do that!

Now, everybody climb aboard, and when you’re ready,

give me the signal to flip the switch!

Somebody has to remove my spots.

I’ll do it!

Thank you, Hamilton.

Hmm, I think we have a problem.

What’s the problem, Maggie?

You!

Me?

Yes, you, you’re too small to get strapped in.

RUDYOh, you mean I can’t go on the roller coaster?

(Gasping)

Oh, can’t you hold me?

That’s right, Maggie, you can put Rudy in your pocket!

Then you can both be strapped in.

Are we ever going to ride the super duper roller coaster?

Yes, Beast, right now!

Whoa, here we go!

(All cheering)

BEASTHamilton, make it go around again!

Oh...

MAGGIEHang on!

Wow, that was great!

Let’s go around again!

But Hamilton has to take a turn.

That’s right. Hamilton, you climb on

with the Beast, and I’ll stay here to throw the switch.

Uh, not right now, um...

I’m getting the lemonade ready.

I’m going to look at the other rides.

I’ll go with you, Maggie.

Aren’t you coming, Beast?

No, I’ll stay here and help Hamilton.

I don’t need any help. Run along, Beast.

I’m staying here.

MAGGIEWe’ll see you in a little while!

BEASTBye!

HAMILTONBye now!

Hamilton, is there something wrong?

Of course not.

Then why are you acting so funny?

I am not acting funny.

Hamilton, look at me.

I think maybe you might be afraid

to ride the roller coaster.

All right, so I’m afraid.

You can start laughing right now.

Hamilton, I’m not going to laugh at you.

You’re my friend.

Thank you, Beast.

You’re welcome.

But, I’ll bet you think I’m foolish.

You think I should ride the roller coaster, don’t you?

Hmm, I think what I think isn’t important.

It’s what you think.

That isn’t too clear, is it?

Well...

Look, it’s very simple.

When you’re ready to ride the roller coaster, you’ll know it!

Until then, let’s take a ride on the soup bowls.

You mean, you’ll go with me?

Let’s go!

Maggie and Rudy should be there by now!

Wait, I’ll put your spots back on.

They won’t blow off on the soup bowls!

Thank you, Hamilton.

You’re very good to me.

Think nothing of it. Now, let’s ride the soup bowls!

BOTHWhee!

One more time, Maggie!

There you go!

Thank you, Beast!

(Yawning)

(Laughing)

Hoo wee!

Yippee!

MAGGIERainy day.
[ … ]

Oh, look, there’s another cloud.

I think that’s the same one we saw before.

I guess we’ve seen all the clouds.

What should we do now?

Maggie, have you figured out how to play that game yet?

No, but don’t worry, I’ll figure it out.

I’m already on page two!

This is taking a long time.

MAGGIEHmm, I give up. This game is too hard.

Maybe we can learn to play it on a rainy day.

Let’s do something else!

BOTHGood idea, Maggie!

Uh-oh.

Quick, under that tree!

I’m too big to fit under this tree.

I know, I’ll get our rain things.

This is great, Hamilton.

Well, thank you.

Now that it’s raining, do we

have to learn how to play that game?

(Laughing)

No, Beast, it’s in Hamilton's box.

And we can’t all fit in there.

BEASTGreat Googly Moogly,

do you think the rain will ever let up?

(Cows mooing)

MAGGIELook, the river of dreams is rising!

Let’s move to higher ground!

Moving to higher ground was a great idea, Maggie.

Yes, but I don’t think it’s high enough.

Oh, dear.

Now, what are we going to do?

Hamilton, isn’t that your box?

Yes, it is my box.

It’s my box!

Now, Hamilton, we know how important

your box is to you, but--

Too late, Maggie.

Here it comes.

♪ To you, it may only be ♪

♪ A cardboard box

♪ But it’s home to me ♪

♪ It’s a place I can go for a while ♪

♪ Till it’s time to face the world with a smile ♪

♪ A hole is a home to a fox

♪ But to me, it’s my cardboard box ♪

HAMILTONIt’s my home!

Oh, no, what am I going to do without my box?

The rain stopped. We can go look for it!

Don’t worry, we’ll find your box.

HAMILTONOh, let’s hurry, Beast, turn left.

No, turn right.

No, no, the other way!

Look!

Is it my box?

No, it’s the Jelly Bean Team!

Oh, goodie, I love jelly beans!

GREENStroke, stroke, stroke!

Green’s been giving orders all day.

That’s because I'm in charge!

Why are you in charge?

Because I’m green, and green means go!

He’s got a point this time.

Now go! Stroke, stroke, stroke!

Oh, come back, little jelly beans!

How can you worry about the jelly beans

when it’s my box that’s in trouble?

You’re right, Hamilton.

Why don’t we look that way?

There it is!

Oh, good, it’s in one piece!

I think I can reach it.

Why are you stopping, Beast?

I’m sorry, Hamilton, I can’t get any closer.

What are we going to do?

JELLY BEANThis is great!

(Jelly beans cheering)

That was a big storm!

For once, I agree with you,

it made great rapids on the river!

I have a plan.

(Whispering)

Oh, Jelly Beans, do you think you could help us?

Sorry, no time. We’ve got rapids to ride

before the water goes down too much.

Oh, no!

We were just wondering which one of you was the strongest?

That’d be me!

(Jelly Beans arguing)

Excuse me!

We could find out.

How?

See that box over there?

Yes.

Whoever pushes it out from behind

those rocks is the strongest!

Let’s go!

JELLY BEANSStroke, stroke, stroke!

Oh.

Don’t dent it. It’s cardboard, you know.
[ … ]

Yeah, yeah.

Step aside, and let someone else have a try.

(Jelly Beans arguing)

It looks like none of us can do it.

Maybe if you all pushed together.

(All chattering)

Let’s go!

Okay!

On the count of three, one, two, three!

HAMILTONWatch out, careful of the rocks, it might tear!

Oh, how can I ever thank you?

You saved my box.

Gee, Hamilton, what’s the fuss all about?

It’s only a box.

(Sighing)

Three, two, one.

♪ To you, it may only be a cardboard box ♪

♪ But it’s home to me ♪

♪ It’s a place I can go for a while ♪

♪ Till it’s time to face the world with a smile ♪

♪ A hole is a home to a fox

♪ But to me, it’s my cardboard box ♪

It’s my home!

Gee, my home is a little dirty.

We’ll help you clean it up!

Thank you!

(Humming)

It is a catchy little tune.

(Giggling)

(Sneezing)

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