02x09 - The Berry Best Vacation

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♪ She's a berry-bitty girl with berry-big possibilities ♪

♪ And fruit-filled fun ♪ is the secret to her recipe

♪ She may be small

♪ No task is too tall

♪ She'll be your best bud ♪ just give her a call

- ♪ Strawberry - ♪ she's a berry-bitty girl

- ♪ Strawberry - ♪ with big possibilities

- ♪ Strawberry shortcake - ♪ she may be small but

♪ No task is too tall

♪ For strawberry...

♪ Shortcake

[Happy music]

Beach chairs... Check!

Barbecue... Check!

Oh! Volleyball net!

Oop! Better get on that one!

Thank you berrykin bill.

Everyone has done such a great job

Helping us open the resort on time!

We'll make sure you and the berrykins

Get to vacation here too!

How about guests?

Hmm, good point.

I wonder what's keeping the girls.

(Chuckles) never heard of anyone be late for their own vacation!

(Grunting)

Ooh!

Patty persimmon and the case of the beach burglar, part one...

Great!

Now, part two.

Hmm...let's see here. Patty persimmon...

Ah, there it is.

Part three...

I can't just take the first two parts on vacation

If I can't find out how it ends.

Aha! Part three!

(Grunting)

(Gasp)

(Thud)

(Screaming)

What happened with my berry best fruit-fashion sun screen?!

(Sniffing) hmm...maybe too much lime?

(Yelling)

Oof!

Thanks, blueberry.

Let me guess, couldn't fit your fins in your bag?

You guessed it.

I thought I'd take a little something to read on vacation.

(Grunting)

Whoa!

Are you okay, raspberry?

(Chuckling) yeah, I just...

Can't get this thing... Closed!

Whoa! (Sigh)

Plum: psst! Psst! Over here!

Hello? Did somebody say something?

(Gasp)

It's me, plum. I think one of my fins is stuck.

You're wearing fins, too?

My mermaid outfit. Just wanted to do some water ballet. I--

Didn't have room to pack it?

How'd you know?

Lucky guess.

Uhh... What's, um...

That's raspberry.

Oh. Morning, raspberry.

Morning, plum.

(Sigh) is everything gonna go wrong this morning?

Whoa! I'm afraid this is not a good omen for our vacation.

Strawberry: there you are girls! We've been waiting at the resort.

Let us help you with your...

Bags? (Chuckles) wow.

Where's lemon?

She's coming. Something about a problem with her sunscreen.

Oh-oh! See what I mean?

What if the rest of our vacation is like today?

No, I'm sure our vacation will be trouble-free and relaxing.

After a morning like I've had, what else could go wrong?

(Van approaching)

Hello, you lucky people!

Mavis maraschino?

Aren't you lucky girls?!

Here I am! Poor twinkles. Did you miss me?

Thank the stars I caught you before you left...

Is it luck? Or written in the stars?

Cherry jam! Do I have a surprise for you!

I'm doing a new show, "lifestyles of the berry big bitty stars,

And guess who I am doing my first episode on?

You!

Who?

You! How ultra-pop superstar cherry jam

Spends her vacation at berry breezy bay resort!

This is going to be fabulous publicity for you, kitten!

Really give your career a boost.

Um...

Bertram!? Let's roll.

You got it, mavis!

And...we're rolling!

Excuse me, but i--

Hello, you lucky people. It's me, mavis maraschino

And this is "lifestyles of the berry big bitty stars!"

We all know there's no bigger berry big bitty star

Than cherry jam, who's my exclusive guest on today's show.

I know you've all been asking, where does cherry jam vacation?

How does cherry jam vacation?

Well, it's your lucky day, because mavis knows the answer.

Cherry jam is about to take her vacation

At super exclusive, reclusive, elite berry breezy bay resort.

But I'm not.

Not what?

Not spending my vacation at berry breezy bay.

Cuttttt, cut-cut-cut-cut-cut...

Oh...

Galloping galaxies!

Please, tell mavis... Why?

Berry breezy bay closed early. Bad weather.

Treacherous troposphere! Bad weather?!

Bad way to start a premiere show!

How can I tell my audience that cherry jam vacations...

Nowhere. Not at all.

Oh, well, she's going on a vacation...

At our very own, homemade resort!

It's... It's just down the...

The, um...well, I actually don't know where it is.

You know, I still haven't figured out

What's wrong with this thing.

Oh! Fixed it.

Homemade resort? Sounds rather dismal.

"Dismal?"

It means not cheerful.

(Gasp)

Our resort is berry cheerful!

It's the berry best resort ever!

Come on, we'll show you.

Uh, plum? Maybe we better...

Orange: and here is our glorious berry bitty beach.

Bertram! With some fancy editing and a very distracting

Musical theme, we just might pull this off.

We do not shrink when faced with

A production challenge. We rise to it!

Oof!

Bertram, stop talking to that mermaid and roll camera.

And... We're rolling!

Hello you lucky people, it's me, mavis maraschino

Bringing you lifestyles of the berry big bitty stars!

I know you've been waiting all summer to find out where

Mega popstar cherry jam vacations, and now,

Thanks to me, you're going to find out.

I am standing on the beach at the exclusive, reclusive,

Ultra-luxurious berry breezy bay resort!

Um, mavis?

Here's our superstar now.

Excuse me, mavis? You called this the exclusive, reclusive,

Berry breezy bay resort? It's really the happy,

Home-built berry bitty city resort.

Cut!!!

We were in the middle of a take, dear.

It's just that...this isn't berry breezy bay resort,

It's berry bitty city resort.

Buh, ber, bah, breeze, oh berry berry breezy baboon--

It doesn't make a difference.

Don't you see, my luminous lovelies?

We must do the best with what we have.

My viewers demand glamour, and they shall have glamour.

And glitter. And gobs of both!

Let's get a beauty sh*t of me under the palms.

I don't know, cherry.

(Pop)

(Struggling grunts)

Whoa!

Berry breezy bay may be closed due to weather,

But berry bitty bay is closed due to mavis.

(Sigh) there's always next summer to enjoy vacation.

Wait a minute, girls. Don't give up on our vacation.

This is my fault. She came looking for me. I'll fix it.

Just go on with our vacation, and I'll...

I'll think of something.

Mavis: oh, cherryyy!

Where's my little superstarrr?

Quick, under here!

Raspberry: cherry? What are you doing here?

Shhhhh!

Has anyone seen cherry jam?

I have no idea!

- Have you? - Can't imagine.

Oh, cherry? Cherrryyyyy!

(Sigh) thanks, girls.

Hmm, this gives me an idea!

There's no reason for mavis to sh**t a pop star...

If there's no pop star to sh**t, now, is there?

No. There isn't.

(Gasp)

Hi, mavis!

Hi, mavis!

Hi, mavis!

Hi, mavis!

Well, hello, mavis!

Oh! Well, that is it, I can't find her!

(Giggling quietly)

Great idea, cherry!

It worked!

Bertram! Do we shrink from a challenge?

(Sigh) "we rise to it."

Rightie-o! Camera ready! I'm going to find

That cheery-cherry megastar if I have to stay here all week!

It didn't work!

Bertram: and...we're rolling!

Hello, you lucky people. It's mavis maraschino and this

Is lifestyles of the berry big bitty stars, where today,

The question is, where in the world is cherry jam?

This reclusive superstar seems even more reclusive than ever,

But never fear! Mavis knows she's near.

You girls can't enjoy a relaxing vacation if you're busy

Hiding me the whole time.

Why don't I just do the interview,

And I'm sure she'll leave.

Are you sure?

How bad can it be? I'm coming out of hiding.

(Surf style guitar music)

Hi mavis! Here I am. Ready for camera.

(Gasp) ready for camera?

Cuttttt! Cut-cut-cut-cut!

Astounding asteroids! They make you cook your own food?

I mean what kind of resort is this berry breezy bay?

But it's berry breezy bay.

Cherry, looks like you need a lesson in super-starring.

Mavis knows. Come, come, twinkles.

(Gasp)

Time for a swim, starshine, the water's fine.

(Sputtering) huh? What?

That wasn't nice, mavis!

Girls: yeah!

Ooh, I'm so sorry, dear. I'll make it up to you.

I'll make you the star of my next episode.

There you are, moonglow. Now lie back, relax.

Well, don't just lie there like a fallen meteor,

Please fetch cherry a refreshing beverage!

Huh?

I'm sorry, mavis. I can't do this. I can't have my friends--

You're right. Only i, me-that-is-mavis,

Can show you how a glamorous vacation is vacationed. Where do I check in?

Our...first guest! Isn't it...well...

There are no words to describe!

(Happy sigh)

Now this is how a superstar vacations.

Whoa, that's her eighth lemonade!

And she keeps asking for fresh towels.

Just think. She'll give our resort a great review,

And we'll probably have lots of guests next summer!

That would be great, except she keeps calling our resort

By the wrong name...

Girls, I think it's time that I just...

Well, politely ask her to... Leave.

Ask her to leave? But...

Oh, bitterberries, we've never asked anyone to leave

Berry bitty city before. It seems so...unfriendly.

Well, she's unfriendly.

That doesn't mean we have to be.

But we were supposed to be the first guests, not her.

If only we hadn't made her so...comfortable.

Now she'll never leave.

Comfortable? (Giggles)

Oh, did I ever get an idea.

This one's gonna work for sure!

Bertram: and...we're rolling!

Mavis maraschino here on a beautiful moonlit night

At berry breezy bay resort.

Psst! They're almost ready.

Great!

Okay everybody! You all remember what to do?

(Giggling)

Crab control to lizard leader...

The crabs are ready.

Lizard leader to crab control...

The lizard is ready!

Operation make mavis comfortable is a go.

Here goes...

(Screaming)

Cherry jam?

Run for your life! It's the att*ck of the pinching crabs!

(Giggling)

(Crabs skittering)

(Screams)

(Screams)

(Flapping quickly)

(Crash)

(Giggles) good job, everybody!

Ugh, love you too, fred.

(Giggles)

(Crash)

(Wind whooshing)

(Screaming)

(Wind whooshing)

Okay, berrykin bruce... Turn off the storm.

(Flapping stops)

(Knocking)

Mavis? Are you all right?

Mavis: ahhhh!

Quite a storm, wasn't it? We have them all the time!

Yeah, along with that four-headed lizard monster and those pinching crabs.

Mavisohhhh!

So you won't hurt our feelings if you wanna leave.

I mean, that's just too much danger for anyone.

We'll understand.

Oh-ho!! This is incredible!

Oh, I had no idea how exciting it is here!

The thrill of going mano-a-mavis with nature herself!

This place has brought me alive!

Oh, don't hate me, cherry starshine,

But I'm finished with celebrity reporting.

Fluff and silliness! My new show will be

An extreme adventure series starring moi.

I'll call it mavis! One maraschino against nature!

With all its hazards, this resort is the perfect location.

I'll be stationed here... Permanently!

(Sighing)

Mavis has ordered a "backpack lunch of fruit salad

And chocolate souffle, heavy on the chocolate."

Says she's going on an adventure trek through the jungle,

Where she's going to explore "new ground."

(All groan)

Our vacation is doomed.

Hmm...new ground... New ground...

Strawberry, do you still have the first draft of your essay?

The one you wrote to win the vacation to berry breezy bay?

Yeah... But why?

I think I'm getting an idea.

Blueberry, I'll need your publishing skills.

Cherry dear! Don't wish me safe travels because

I'm off to sh**t my first show in your thrilling jungle.

I'll be back in time for dinner...if I survive!

That sounds... Thrilling!

Almost as thrilling, as the latest isofofof

"Beyond berry big adventure" magazine.

Almost? Let me see that.

"Special report from traveler maxine maximum about her

Adventures on the outrageously exotic, terribly thrilling,

Terrifically tantalizing perilous passage island?"

Hazardous hurricanes! Nobody scoops mavis maraschino!

Bertram!!

Yes, mavis?

Book us the first flight to perilous passage island!

(Girls all saying goodbye to mavis)

Good luck!

I wanted her to go, but I feel like I played a trick on her.

We did play a trick on her.

I guess we never believed it would work. Now I feel bad.

We have to tell her the truth.

Um... Mavis?

There's something we want to tell you.

That story about perilous passage island?

There's no such place.

Aw, twinkles. Are you trying to protect mavrororom harm?

Well I am fearless!

I'll take whatever comes my way to get a great story!

No, really.

We just wanted to spend our vacation vacationing together.

Not working on a tv show.

And I should've been up front and told you from the start.

The truth is there is no perilous passage island.

Ha! Perilous pith helmets, that doesn't matter to me.

If there isn't an island like that, there soon will be,

And mavis maraschino will discover it!

Or someplace even more harrowing. Farewell, twinkles!

I am off to explore uncharted lands!

(Adventurous music)

(Laughing and cheering)

The whole resort!

All to ourselves!

Our vacation can begin at last!

(Thunder crashes)

(Sigh) and we didn't even get to have our beach dance party,

Or roast pineapple squares over the fire!

Well, we tried.

(All agreeing)

(Giggling)

What's so funny?

(Giggling) how we tried.

Building the resort, hiding me.

And the baby berrykins dressed as crabs?

How about mavis' face when she saw the lizard monster?

Aw, that was great!

You know, we really had a great vacation after all.

Not what we expected. But maybe even more fun.

(All agreeing)

Hmm...you know, why stop the fun now?

Do we shrink from a challenge?

All: we rise to it!

Couldn't we put the umbrellas together with

The lizard costumes and make a tent?

We'll have our beach party after all!

I'll get the pineapple squares!

Hey, what do you know? The rain stopped!

Quick, before it starts again!

(Girls all laughing and cheering)

(Lemon screams)

(Sniffing)

Too much papaya.

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