01x01 - Bye, Bye PB&J/Babbleberry Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "PB&J Otter". Aired: March 15, 1998 – October 15, 2000.*
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Series centers on the Otter family who live in the rural fishing community of Lake Hoohaw.
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01x01 - Bye, Bye PB&J/Babbleberry Day

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Pb&j! Yay!

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪ ♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ pb&j, pb&j
pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up the new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh ♪

♪ everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪ [quacking]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪ ♪ mother, father
sisters and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪♪

oodle-ay!

[Grunts]
thanks for the help, opal.

Got a lot of deliveries to make.
I'd better shove off.

And remember, when you
get back tonight we have
a surprise for the kids.

[Snoring]

Aah!

[Moans] scoot over, y'all.

Whoa!

How am I supposed to scoot
in this dinky bed?

whoa!

[Grunts]

[snoring, whistling]

How does she do that?

[opal] yoo-hoo! Kids!

come say good-bye
to your daddy!

Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

Daddy! i wanna sit by daddy!

Uh-oh.

daddy! Daddy! hey, peanut!

daddy! Daddy!
hey, jelly!

Hey, baby butter!

We want to go with you!
Please? Please? Please?

Not today, kids.
But just wait till I get
back home tonight!

We're gonna mo--

Now, ernest,
don't spoil the surprise.

Surprise?
[Chattering, laughing]

Well, y'all are just gonna
have to wait and see.

Oh, man!

Oodle-ay, pb&j!
Oodle-ay, opal!

Oodle-ay! Oodle-ay!

[boat horn tooting]
oops.

Bye-bye!

You're gonna look
so scrumptious in this
fruit bonnet, betty lou.

Hey, I bet I know what
the big surprise is, peanut.

What? What?

We're gonna get us
a brand-new, supersonic,
jet-propelled houseboat.

Vroom! Vroom!

[Butter] vroom! Vroom!

Ah, no way.

Bet you dad's bringing us
tuna fish ice cream...

So we can have tuna sundaes
with peanut butter and jelly
on top.

[Laughs] that's not it.
What do you think, butter?

- Fishy.
- Huh?

[Giggling]

dad's not going to
be able to go fishing
with you, butter.

He won't be back
till it's almost dark.

Hmm? Fishy.

Don't feel bad.
Maybe we can figure out
a way to pretend-fish.

I got it! Hey,
look what I can make.

Huh?

Hmm. Fishy.

I'll make you one too, butter.

♪♪ [Opal humming]

Well, aren't you
miss cheery mood lady today.

I sure am, 'cause today
we're gonna be mo--

mama, do you have some tape?
i ripped my catfish.

Sorry, we're out.
Hey, but how about
this bobby pin?

Thanks, mama.

When ernest gets back,
we're gonna be mo--

hey, mama, look!
i made a whale!

[Laughing] you sure did!

and it's a happy whale too!

It's a big surprise
for the kids, but I can tell--

mama! Mama!

Oh, look at it!
It's a beautiful, uh--

uh, thingie! Isn't it?

Yeah, yeah!

The big surprise is
that ernest is making--

[Whispering]

Why, opal otter,
what a wonderful surprise.

I love surprises.

Those kids of yours
are gonna be so... Surprised!

I bet they're talkin'
about the surprise.

What is it? Did you hear? Uh-uh.

Go fish.

Up! [All laughing]

Yeah. Right!

Hey, I caught a clam.

I got grass. Lookee!

[Growls] ohh!ohh! Fishy.

Well, hey, shirley duck!
Hey there, betty lou.

Good morning, miss beaver.

- You're looking especially
"fruity-ful" today.
- Why, thank you, flick.

Wait'll I tell you
what opal otter told me.

It's a big surprise for pb&j,
so you can't tell a soul.

Well, I'd never. You know that.
Tell, tell.

Well, she said--

[whispering]

Watchbird alert!
Watchbird alert!

Huh? Huh? What's up? What's up?

Betty lou beaver's
whispering something
to shirley duck.

You woke me up to tell me that?

Where there's whispering,
there's secrets--
deep, dark secrets.

Yeah, and I got a secret
for you, cap'n.

- What's that, connie?
- I'm goin' back to sleep!

Ernest and opal otter
are gonna be mo-- shh! Shirley!

[Gasps] oh! I'm sorry.

It's a surprise
for the kids. Remember?
Nobody's supposed to know.

[Laughing]

No, you would never tell. No.

♪♪ [Whistling]

- There. Your turn.
- Um-- uh-- um--

hey, pinch! Munchy!
is everybody here?

Where's scootch? Hey, scootch!

Oh, no! Don't call scootch!
Oh, no, not scootch!

[All yelling]

[Gasps] sorry. Sorry.
My fault. Sorry.

- [Pinch, munchy] thank you.
- [Chuckles]

Great! Everybody's here.
Listen up.

I know somethin'
I'm not supposed to know,

So naturally
I'm tellin' everybody!

Yay! Look at that.

how does she do that?
[giggling]

- Lookee!
- Ohhh!

For what? You caught 'em all,
baby butter.

- [Laughing]
- hey, look!
There's pinch and flick!

And scootch and munchy!
Let's go see
if they want to play!

And remember, everybody,
it's a surprise.

hey, you guys!
wanna go on a fishing trip?

We made all these neat fish.

Fishy! Fishy!

um, sorry, pb&j, I gotta go.

Yeah, me too. Me three.

See ya! [Giggling, chattering]

hey, wait! Where y'all goin'?

How come nobody
wants to play with us?

I don't know.
Maybe they don't like
otters anymore.

Well, if they don't
want to play with us,
let's just go play by ourselves.

Yeah.
We'll have fun without 'em.

[Grunting] everybody hates us.

They're all over
at the raccoon's house
having fun,

And we're sitting here
fishing for paper fish.

What are they doing
in there anyway?

Why won't they let us
play with them?

Oh, who cares?

I do! Me, me, me!

Yeah, me too.

Well, come on, then.
Let's figure out what to do.

Let's do the noodle dance!

I'll use my noodle,
but you're not getting me
to dance.

♪♪

♪ noodle use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle do the noodle dance ♪♪

♪♪

I got it!

Peanut! Peanut! Aaaah!

What? What happened? What?

We can get us
an atomic, supersonic,
whoojatronic peek-a-scope...

so we can look right through
the raccoon's houseboat...

And, boom!

We can see what
they're doin' inside.

Great idea, jelly.

Let's go get
your atomic, supersonic
whoojatronic peek-a-scope.

- I thought you had one.
- Uh, no, jelly, I don't.

Well, what idea
did you come up with?

Why don't we just go up
to the door and knock.

Knock? On the door?

Exactly. Yeah. Just ask 'em
what's goin' on.

Natural-like.

Oops.

Let me do the talking.

Smooth and natural.

Oh. Hey, pb&j.

Yes, hello, pinch. I--

How come you guys
don't want to play with us?

Smooth, jelly. Real smooth.

- Oh, we do. It's just--
- hey, look!

Balloons!

Uh, gotta go now. See ya.

They're havin' a party.

- Without us.
- [Whimpers, sniffles]

Surprise!

♪ Bye-bye
peanut, jelly, butter ♪

♪ We will really miss you
on the swings ♪

♪ Playing tag and climbing trees
together ♪

♪ You're our favorite
furry things ♪♪

D-did you say m-moving away?

I guess that's mama and dad's
big surprise.

Your mom told ms. Beaver,

And she told flick's mom,
and flick told us, and--

[Sniffles] oh, jelly, I'm gonna
miss you so much!

How come nobody told us?

[all] mama!

- What is it, kids?
What's the matter?
- Are-- are we m-moving?

Why, jelly,
whatever gave you that idea?

- They did.
- [All] hey.

Ms. Beaver told my mom.
She said you were
moving out today.

Oh, no.
You've got that mixed up.

We're not moving out,
we're moving in...

Something special for our kids.

Something special? For us?

Whoo! Whoo!

Yes! [toot toot]

oh, look!
here comes ernest now.

[Ernest] well, lookee here!

Looks like everybody's
excited to see
your surprise, pb&j.

What is it? Tell me, please!
What's the surprise, daddy?

Ta-dah! New beds!

Built 'em myself
out of packing crates.
One for each of ya.

No more getting pushed
out of bed at night.

Yay! Thanks! All right!
No more falling!

- You see? And now
we're gonna be moving--
- huh? Moving?

Ohh! Moving the beds
into your room, silly.

We're gonna be
right here on lake hoohaw
for a long, long time.

[All cheering]

Peanut! Jelly! Baby butter!

Wake up, kids!
We got tuna pancakes!

You can't escape me now,
lord gravy.

jelly, didn't you hear
mom and dad?

- Huh? What?
- Tuna pancakes! Come on!

Yeah-yeah! Yeah-yeah!

Hey! Oh, sorry.

Last one there's
a rotten peanut!

Is not. Is too.

Is not. Is too.

- Me! Me, me, me!
- [Both] huh?

Whoo! Butter, wait for us!

Me too!

Wheee!

Mmm! Mmm!

[peanut] hey! [Jelly]
she's hoggin' all the clam jam!

Okay, kids. Calm down.

Ya know what today is? No, what?

It's babbleberry turnover day!

All right! Yes! Yay!

- Uh, what's that?
- That's when the babbleberries
up on hoohaw hill...

are all ripe and juicy
and ready to pick!

And mama makes her extra-special
homemade babbleberry turnovers!

- Yay!
- now, on babbleberry day,

Your daddy goes up and
picks the babbleberries, [rings]

And then I bake the turnovers
so he can deliver them
to our customers.

Yeah! And we get
to lick the bowls.

Mmm. Now I remember.

Oh, okay. Problem, opal.
That was the snooties
from across the lake.

one of their pipes burst
and hot chocolate is
spraying everywhere!

I knew central hot chocolate
was a bad idea.

Yeah.
They say it's an emergency.

How am I going to make
turnovers without help?

One emergency at a time,
I guess.

I'll deliver these
marshmallow gaskets and get
back here as quick as I can.

Okay, honey.
I'll try to figure out
something on this end.

Be careful! bye-bye!

Are you thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?

How cool it would be to have
central hot chocolate? No!

Okay. [Whispers]

Hey, mama! Yeah, kids?

We can pick the berries for you!

Yeah! We can do that.
We're good at pickin'.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Well, aren't you sweet.
But I don't think--

Mama, we wanna! Come on, mom!

Please, please, please!

- [Croaking]
- oh, look at the time!

Well, I sure could use the help.

We'll bring you back
a zillion babbleberries.

In time for baking and
delivering and everything.

And I'll look out
for baby butter.

Well, okay. You try your best.

Just be sure you're
back by noon...

So I can get them ready in time.

- I'll ring this bell,
- [clanging]

- Oooh!
- And that means I need
those berries now.

- Got it?
- Got it!

Now, run up and get
your shoes on.

We've got babbleberry
turnovers to make!

All right! Let's go! Yeah!

Here's a bag for peanut
and one for jelly...

Mm-mm-mm!
And one for baby butter.

thanks, mom.

Wait a minute, baby butter.
Here's a special bag for you.

Thank you.

Come on, y'all!
What are we waitin' for?

- [Chuckles]
- whoo-hoo! All right!

What do you think
you're doing, jelly?

You can't go berry picking
on a skateboard.

Normal otters can't,
big brother,

But I'm babbalina, super
skateboarding berry picker,

Defender of all turnovers!

Oh, brother. Mmm. Me, me? Hey!

Oh, no, you don't, baby butter.
We're walking.

Babbalina, away!

Whoa!

Uh-oh.

[Scoffs]
nice turnover, babbalina.
[Giggles]

Uh, I think babbalina
will just walk for now.
Hey, wait!

What do we need these dinky
little paper bags for?

We could fill up
this big old washtub!

- What do you mean?
- I mean,

When mama sees us comin' back

With this washtub full
of berries, she's gonna say,

"Oh, my, pb&j! You're
the best berry pickers ever!"

It'll take forever
to fill that thing up.

Not if we go, go, go!
I don't know.

♪♪

♪ bushes up on hoohaw hill run
right up and pick our fill ♪

♪ eat the berries that we spill
pickin' babbleberries ♪

♪ every berry on the ground ♪

♪ pushed into
a great big mound ♪

♪ neighbors come
from all around ♪

Just to see our berries!

♪ pickin' babbleberries ♪♪

Watch out, berries.

Babbalina's here!
Prepare to get picked.

- [burps]

whoo-hoo!
- hey!

- Butter, what are you doin'?
- Huh?

You're supposed to be pickin',
not eatin'.

Sorry. [Burps]

Sit over here, little one,

And guard
my super babble skateboard.

Vroom, vroom, vroom!

[Panting] whew!

Look! Wow!

Whoo-hoo! We did it!

This is gonna knock
mama's socks off!

Well, if she wore socks.

[Clanging] yoo-hoo! Kids!

Hey! It's mama's bell!

Come on, y'all.
Let's get these berries home.

Yeah, we gotta bolt.

[Grunting]

Uh-oh. We're never gonna get
this thing back home.

It weighs a ton!
I knew we shoulda used the bags.

But no-o-o-o.

We can figure this out
if we use our noodles.

Know what we're gonna do?

- Panic?
- No! We're gonna
do the noodle dance!

I'll use my noodle
but I'm not dancin'.

♪♪

♪ noodle use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle do the noodle dance ♪♪

♪♪

I got it!

Peanut! Peanut! peanut!
[giggling]

What? What happened? What?

We jump on a bulldozer,
build a dam, flood hoohaw hill,

Float the tub home,
and boom!

Babbleberry turnovers.

Great idea, jelly. Let's go jump
on your bulldozer.

I thought you had a bulldozer.

I did, but baby butter got ahold
of it and now I can't find it.

Vroom!

Well, what idea
did you think up?

Well, if we had a rope,
we could tie it to the washtub,

And then we could
drag the berries back.

That was gonna be my next idea.

was not! Was too!

Not! Too!

Not infinity! Aw, man.

Mayor jeff, you gotta help us.
We're picking babbleberries
and we need a rope.

You don't want
to lasso berries, peanut.
You'll squish 'em.

Yeah, sure, but can I
borrow a rope, mayor jeff?
It's an emergency.

Well, the only rope
I've got is this one here.

It's perfect! Can I borrow it?

I don't see why not.
Just be careful.

Yeah, okay. Careful, right.

Thank you!

Kids gotta be careful
and pay attention
to what they're doin'.

That's what i-- uh-uh-oh!

Look what I got! Yes!

Let's get these berries
back to mom.

[Grunting, panting]

Oh, man. We'll never do it.
Never!

- Vroom!
- Hey, look!

See what butter's doin'?

Come on, butter.
Stop foolin' around.

No, look. She's rolling!

No joke, jelly.
But how we gonna get
the berries back?

We're gonna roll 'em!

Vroom! wow!

Jelly, you're a genius!

Yeah, I know.

'Scuse me, butter.
I need to borrow this again.

Hey! Sorry! It's an emergency.

[Grunting]

[Giggles]

Whoo!

Look, mama! Babbleberries! Mama!

- We did it!
- [Burps]

[Laughs]

mmm! Mmm.

Babbleberry turnovers.

I couldn't have made them
without you kids,
that's for sure.

I've never seen so many
babbleberries in my life!

When do we eat?

Yeah! Yeah-yeah-yeah!

Sorry. Remember,
these are for selling.

Aw, man.

But I'll tell you what, kids.
What?

You can lick
the bowl and spatula.

All right! Whoo-hoo! Yes!

will ya look at this!
how'd ya pick
all those berries, opal?

It wasn't me, it was pb&j!

We picked the most
babbleberries ever! Yeah!

And they figured out
how to get 'em home too.

Well, I better go deliver
'em to our customers.

oodle-ay, kids! oodle-ay!

[boat horn tooting]

Daddy! Daddy!

You kids did a really great job.
And ya know what?

What, daddy?
Looks to me like we're gonna
have a bunch of extra turnovers.

I wonder who's gonna eat
all those extras.

Me! Me! Me!

[Laughing] one at a time!
One at a time!

[Laughter]

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