03x06 - Goofy's Magical Mix-Up

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.
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03x06 - Goofy's Magical Mix-Up

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Hey everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my Clubhouse?

Well, all right. Let's go!

Aw, I almost forgot.

To make the Clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse.

Say it with me.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS:
MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE THEME]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside, it's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

MAN:
Roll call.

MAN: Donald!
-Present!

MAN: Daisy!
-Here.

MAN: Goofy!
-Here.

MAN: Pluto!
-[BARKS]

MAN: Minnie!
-[GIGGLES] Here!

MAN: Mickey!
-Right here!

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside, it's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♪

MICKEY: It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
[CHUCKLES]

Goofy's Magical Mix-Up!

Hi, everybody! Isn't it a wonderful day?

I bet my buttons something extra special
is about to happen.

GOOFY:
Prepare to be amazed!

[STUTTERING] Who said that?

GOOFY:
It's me. Goofy the Great!

And I'm about to do some magic.

Watch me appear right before your eyes.

Ta-dah!

Oh, there's where my broom went.

[CHUCKLES] Pretend you didn't see that.

Uh, let me try that again.

-Ta-dah!
[BROOM CRASHES]

[HORSE WHINNIES]
-Behold, Goofy the Great!

Hi-yah, Mickey! I'm here to tell you
I'm putting on a magic show.

A magic show?

Hot dog!

Come on. The show's about to begin.

And you're invited, naturally.

Ladies and gentlemen, and you too, Pluto.

[PLEASED GRUNT]
-Here he is.

The one, the only,
the amazing Goofy the Great!

♪ Oh, I am a great magician ♪

♪ And I wear a fancy hat ♪

♪ From which I find small animals ♪

♪ And other stuff like that ♪

♪ Get ready for a big surprise ♪

♪ In fact you won't believe your eyes ♪

-Huh? Whoa!
-[ALL GASP]

♪ 'Cause soon you're gonna realize ♪

♪ The world is full of magic ♪

Oh, brother.

-Here you go, milady.
-[SNIFFS]

Mmm. I just love daisies.

I wonder why? [GIGGLES]

And now, watch closely

as I make this ordinary rubber ducky...

[SQUEAKS]

...disappear into thin air!

Magic, ahh phooey!

Donald, shush!

First, I'm gonna get some
magical sparkling dust.

[CHUCKLES] I always keep a bunch
in my top hat.

Now to make the rubber ducky disappear,

I sprinkle the sparkling dust

as I say the magic words.

Abra-Go-Bye-Bye!

[ALL EXCLAIM]

ALL:
Huh?

Oops! That's not part of the trick.

You don't say. [CACKLES]

[SNIFFING AND WHIMPERING]

Oh, dear. Now that Pluto's doghouse
has disappeared,

where will he take a nap?

Uh, Goofy, can you do some more magic
and bring Pluto's doghouse back?

Gosh, I don't know.

I've made lots
of rubber duckies disappear,

but I don't know how to get them back.

Well, where do they go
after they disappear?

Beats me.

Oh, this is ridiculous.

Well, the rubber duckies
have to go somewhere.

And wherever that is, we'll go there
and get Pluto's doghouse back!

[PANTING] Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[CHUCKLES] Will you help us
find Pluto's doghouse?

And help me find my rubber duckies too?

You will? Great!

Then, let's get today's Mouseketools.

To the Mousekedoer, everybody!

♪ Mouseker-hey, Mouseker-hi, Mouseker-ho ♪

♪ Mouseker-ready, Mouseker-set
Here we go ♪

♪ You're a thinkin' and a solvin'
Work it through-er ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you, Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you, Mouskedoer ♪

♪ Oh, Toodles, it's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
To help us do it ♪

♪ Meeska, mooska ♪

♪ Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseketools, Mouseketools ♪

♪ Mouseketools ♪

♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

MICKEY: Aw! A cute, little bunny.

A silk scarf.

A crystal ball.

Ooh!

And the Mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

♪ He's here for meedles and youdles ♪

♪ And all we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

♪ All we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

Come on, Pluto.
We've got our Mouseketools.

Let's go find out
where your doghouse went.

And those rubber duckies too.

Oh, look, over here.

There's a trail of sparkling dust.

Maybe it was left by the doghouse
when it disappeared.

Good eye, Minnie. Let's follow it.

Looks like the sparkling dust leads to...

The Clubhouse Lost and Found Shed.

That's where we put things that get lost,
to get found again.

Hmm, maybe when Goofy
makes things disappear,

they go in there.

Let's take a look.

[SNIFFING]

Uh-oh, the door's locked.

That's okay. I know how to open it.

All we gotta do is turn these wheels

until we get
the right combination of shapes.

I have the combination
written on a piece of paper.

Here!

The combination to unlock the door is

circle, diamond and octagon.

Come on, everybody.
Say the shapes with me.

Circle, diamond, octagon!

Now, what shape are we looking for first?

MINNIE:
That's right. It's a circle.

MICKEY:
Is that a circle?

DONALD:
No! It's a diamond.

MICKEY:
Hmm, is that a circle?

GOOFY:
Nope!

MICKEY: Is that...?
GOOFY: A circle?

MINNIE:
It's a circle!

MICKEY:
You bet it is!

That's the first shape.

Now what's the next shape
we're looking for?

Right! A diamond.

Is that a diamond?

DAISY:
No! [GIGGLES] It's a circle.

I love circles. [GIGGLES]

MICKEY:
Is that a diamond?

DAISY:
Yes! Oh, goody-goody.

We have a circle and a diamond.

What shape do we need next?

MICKEY:
An octagon.

That's the shape with eight sides.

Is that an octagon?

GOOFY:
Let's see.

Count with me.

There's one, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight sides.

It's an octagon all right!

Hot dog! We've got all three shapes
of the combination.

Circle, diamond and octagon!

Good going, everybody.

Now let's see if the doghouse

and those rubber duckies are inside.

DONALD:
Do you see any duckies?

Nope. No duckies.

How about the doghouse?

Do you see it?

Nope. No doghouse here.

Oh, lookie! The trail of sparkling dust
keeps on going that-a-way.

Then let's all go that-a-way too.

Gosh! It's foggy. Where are we?

I think we're at Star Lake.

But how can we follow the trail
of sparkling dust if we can't see it?

I wish we could blow the fog away.

Maybe there's a Mouseketool
that can help us.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles"!

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

MICKEY: Let's see,
we have a cute, little bunny.

Aw!

A silk scarf, and a crystal ball.

MINNIE: I don't think
any of those can help fan the fog away.

MICKEY: Well, let's try
the Mystery Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Mystery Mouseketool."

ALL:
Mystery Mousketool!

MICKEY:
What's today's Mystery Mouseketool?

DAISY:
Look, playing cards.

I sure wish they were giant cards,

then we could flap them up
and down and fan the fog away.

GOOFY:
I'll use my magic.

MICKEY:
We've got ears, say "Cheers"!

This is going to take a lot of flapping.

Flap along with us. Come on. Get flapping.

Goody-good flapping, everybody.

It's working. We did it.

[SNIFFING AND BARKING]

Do you see the trail of sparkling dust?

[GIGGLES] Yep. It goes past the lake.

[BARKING]

Come on, let's go.

MINNIE:
Oh, my! Why it's a Crystal Forest.

I don't think we've ever been here before.

Aw, nuts! Those big ones are in the way.

GOOFY: Looks to me like the sparkling dust
keeps going over the bridge.

But, gosh!
We can't climb over these big crystals.

If only there was a way to push them over.

Maybe there is a way.

Who do we call when we need help?

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles"!

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

[BUBBLING]

[CHIMING]

MICKEY:
Hmm, we have a cute little bunny,

a silk scarf and a crystal ball.

Which one can help us
push the crystals out of the way?

DAISY:
How about the crystal ball?

We can use it like a bowling ball
to knock the crystal rocks over.

DONALD:
Let's try it!

We've got ears, say "Cheers"!

[LAUGHS] Watch this.

Strike!

See, Goofy? Now that's magic.

Let's go!

DAISY:
Ooh, I recognize these purple stars.

This is the path
to the Castle of Wizard Pete.

I wonder if he might know
where the doghouse and the duckies are.

Well, let's ask him.

PETE:
Hello! [GRUNTS]

Oh, I can't come to the door.

You'll have to let yourself in.

Huh, the door is locked.

-How are we gonna get inside?
-I know how.

[YELLING]

Oh, this is a fine predicament.

Uh, Donald. You'd have to be much smaller
to get in that teensy-weensy window!

DONALD:
It's always something!

[GRUNTING]

Don't give up.
What we need is a Mouseketool.

-Everybody say...
ALL: Oh, Toodles!

[CHIMING]

MINNIE: Oh, we have a cute,
little bunny and a long silk scarf.

[GIGGLES] Is the little bunny small enough
to get through the window?

Uh-huh, he sure is!

Let's pick him.

MICKEY:
We've got bunny ears, say "Cheers"!

Here you go, little feller.

Could you slip inside
and open the front door for us?

[GIGGLES] Thank you, sweetie.

You've been a big help
for such a little bunny.

Welcome to Wizard Pete's Castle!

I'm Wizard Pete!

Gosh, you're all wrapped up in--

Spaghetti.

[CHUCKLES] Yep, spaghetti.

You see, I was trying
a new cooking magic trick.

But it didn't work out right.

And now I'm a prisoner of my own lunch.

Oh, boy. Just what we need,

two goofy magicians.

Is there any way we can help?

Oh, there sure is.

Quick! I need you all
to help say the magic words.

"Pasta-la-bye-bye!"

You say it too. Ready?

ALL:
Pasta-la-bye-bye!

Now that's more like it.

Well, anyone care for some spaghetti?

Oh. [CHUCKLES] Uh, no, thanks.

All righty.
Well then, what can I do you for?

I'm Goofy the Great.

I was doing my own amazing magic act

and I made a rubber ducky disappear.

But, uh, Pluto's doghouse
kind of disappeared too.

You wouldn't have happened
to see them, would you?

So you're Goofy the Great
who's been sending all those things.

Well, you bet I've seen them. [CHUCKLES]

Follow me.

You see, my castle
is a very special, magical place.

Why, everything the Great Goof
makes disappear, ends up here.

So I have Pluto's doghouse. [LAUGHS]

And every rubber ducky
Goofy the Great ever made disappear.

Amazing!

Say, why don't I teach you a trick

to make all the rubber duckies
and the doghouse

reappear back at your little Clubhouse?

-You'd do that for me?
-Ha, are you kidding?

Us magic guys gotta stick together.

No magic.

Magic made this mess!

Gosh, Donald.

I know my magic tricks
don't always turn out right.

But I know I can make this one work.
Especially, if you help me.

Please, pal?

Well...

Okay, pal!

Whoopee! Thanks, Donald.

Way to go, sport.

Okay, then.

Now to do such a big magic trick,

I'm gonna need my trusty, musty,
dusty book of magic.

MICKEY:
Uh, Wizard Pete? [CHUCKLES]

Why's it floating way up there?

What can I say? It's magic.

What we need is another Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles"!

Oh, Toodles!

[CHIMING]

MICKEY:
All that's left is this silk scarf.

How can that help us get the book?

GOOFY: What if we throw the scarf up
and catch it on the clasp of the book?

MINNIE:
Then, we can pull the book down.

DONALD:
Yeah. Let's do it!

MICKEY: [CHUCKLES]
Hey, we've used all our Mouseketools,

say "Super Cheers"!

Hey, where'd Toodles put that scarf?

Allow me!

[HUMMING]

[CHUCKLES] Ta-dah!

That trick's a classic.

And now watch me hook the book.

DONALD:
You got it.

Okay, guys.

Pull!

[ALL GRUNTING]

Come on, help us pull it down.

And pull. Pull!

Pull, I say, and pull!

Hocus my pocus!

[HUMMING]

We did it! [LAUGHS]

It says here,

to make the rubber duckies
and the doghouse

go back to the Clubhouse,

you gotta sprinkle them
with sparkling dust

and say the magic words,

"Abra-go-backa!" three times.

Good thing I brought along
a bunch of sparkling dust.

Oh, oh, here, here. Try some of mine too.

♪ Oh, we both are great magicians ♪

♪ And we both wear fancy hats ♪

♪ In which we keep our sparkling dust ♪

♪ And other stuff like that ♪

♪ Get ready for a big surprise ♪

♪ In fact you won't believe your eyes ♪

♪ 'Cause soon you're gonna realize ♪

♪ The world is full of magic ♪

♪ The world is full of ♪

♪ Magic ♪

Come on, grab some sparkling dust
and sprinkle it with us.

-Let's go!
-[ALL CHEERING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

Okay, now everybody say,

"Abra-go-backa" three times.

Ready? Here goes.

ALL:
Abra-go-backa. Abra-go-backa!

Abra-go-backa!

Zounds! It worked.

Say, that Goofy the Great
is a pretty good magician.

Way to go, you big Goof!

Oh! And, you know, you're pretty good too.

[HAPPY PANTING]

Oh, goody-goody! We're home.

[GIGGLING] Disappearing tickles.

Say, that was pretty good
magic there, Goofy.

I knew you could do it.

Thanks. Couldn't a done it without you.

[LAUGHS] Goofy.

What are you gonna do
with all those rubber duckies?

Why, practice my magic act, of course.

Abra-ca-bye-bye!

Huh? [STAMMERS] Where'd he go?

GOOFY:
I'm right here, Mickey!

Ta-dah!

Pretty nifty trick, huh?

Sure is. [LAUGHS]

That's why you're Goofy the Great.

Thanks for all your help today, everybody.

Now, let's all stand up
and do the Hot Dog Dance!

[THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS: HOT DOG!]

♪ Hot dog ♪

[BARKING]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears, it's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, the problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

Thanks for helping me
get all the rubber duckies back.

Pluto is glad
he got his doghouse back too.

That was great! [CHUCKLES]

Oh, what a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand new day
What you waiting for ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

MICKEY: Say, do you remember the shapes
that opened the lock

on the Clubhouse Lost and Found Shed?

MINNIE:
Say it with me. [CHUCKLES]

Circle, diamond, octagon!

DAISY:
Your memories are in great shape!

GOOFY: Thanks for helping us
find all my rubber duckies.

MICKEY:
May all your days be magical.

See you real soon.
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