03x18 - Goofy's Giant Adventure

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.
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03x18 - Goofy's Giant Adventure

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Hey, everybody! It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my Clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

[LAUGHS] I almost forgot.

To make the Clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me.

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse ♪

MAN:
Roll call!

MAN: Donald!
-Present.

MAN: Daisy!
-Here.

MAN: Goofy!
-Here.

MAN: Pluto!
-[BARKS]

MAN: Minnie!
-[GIGGLES] Here.

MAN: Mickey!
-Right here!

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

MICKEY:
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

[CHUCKLES]

Goofy's Giant Adventure.

Hi, there, everybody!
Welcome to our Clubhouse!

Today, we're gonna go--

GOOFY:
Mickey! Mickey!

-[PLUTO BARKS]
GOOFY: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[CRASHING]

Oh! [CHUCKLES]

Hiya, Pluto. I'm glad you're here.

You too.

Because I'm gonna read you something
from my favorite book.

It's about a brave knight
in shining armor.

You wanna hear it?

-Well, sure!
PLUTO: [PANTING] Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Okay! Here goes!

[CLEARS THROAT]

"Once upon a time, but not so long ago..."

[RUMBLING]

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

Now I know how a milkshake feels.

Gee, what made everything
go shake-shake-shaky?

Come on!

Let's go outside and see!

WILLIE:
Whoa!

[STOMACH RUMBLING]

Oh, hello, little friends.

Willie? Was that you
making everything shake?

Uh-huh.

You see, my tummy doesn't feel
so yummy today.

[GURGLING]

[MICKEY AND GOOFY EXCLAIMING]

Uh, excuse me.

I guess I ate too many strawberries.

Is there anything we can do
to make you feel better, Willie?

Duh, when I was little
and I had a tummy ache, like this one,

my mama used to give me babbly bubbly
water from the Gurgling Pool.

CHORUS:
♪ Babbling bubbles ♪

The Gurgling Pool.
Isn't that somewhere in the forest?

Uh-huh. If I just had
a drop of that water,

my tummy would get all better.

I know it would.

Then we'll go get you some of that water.
Won't we, Goofy?

Goofy?

GOOFY:
This looks like a job for...

Sir Goofs-A-Lot!

Helping folks big and small is what I do.

And I shall go off to find
the babbly bubbly water!

[RUMBLING, ALL EXCLAIMING]

Don't worry, Willie!

I'll be right back with
the water, lickety-split!

But I'm gonna need a little help.

Say, will you help us get
the babbly bubbly water?

You will? Hot diggity dog!

Come on. Let's go to the Mousekedoer
and get some Mouseketools, quick!

♪ Mouseke-hey
Mouseke-hi, Mouseke-ho ♪

♪ Mouseke ready
Mouseke set, here we go! ♪

♪ You're a thinking and
A solving work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseke-me
Mouseke-you, Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseke-me,
Mouseke-you, Mousekedoer ♪

[JINGLING]

♪ Oh, Toodles,
It's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
To help us do it ♪

♪ Meeska, Mooska, Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseketools
Mouseketools, Mouseketools ♪

CHORUS:
♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

MICKEY:
Hey, a yo-yo. Fun.

A piggy bank. Ka-ching!

GOOFY:
A skateboard. Keep on rolling!

MICKEY:
And the Mystery Mouseketool!

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

♪ He's here for meedles
And youdles ♪

♪ And all we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

♪ All we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

[JINGLING]

Hot dog! We're ready for an adventure!

Then forward ho to the Gurgling Pool
for that babbly bubbly water!

You know what the best part
about being on an adventure is?

Something exciting happens
at every turn in the road.

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la foo ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la
Let us sing to you ♪

♪ You better beware ♪

♪ Fa-la-la ♪

♪ Of the dragon over there ♪

♪ Fa-la-la ♪

♪ So show a little care ♪

♪ Fa-la-la ♪

♪ Or he'll catch you unaware ♪

There's a dragon? What dragon?

Why, Dragon Pete, of course.

Roar. Hiss.

Snarl.

Stand down, fierce beast!

Gosh! For a dragon,
you don't seem very fierce.

Me? Fierce? No.

I'm just in a bad mood.

Guess you could say I'm a little cranky.

How come?

Oh, it's my doggone dragon tail.

It's way too long and--

And heavy!

[GRUNTING] Ooh!

How could I be anything but cranky

when my dragon tail
keeps dragging me down?

Maybe we should call for a Mouseketool
to help Dragon Pete.

Go for it, Sir Goofs-A-Lot!

Thanks, Mickey-A-Lot.
I mean, thanks a lot, Mickey.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles"!

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

[JINGLING]

MICKEY:
Let's see. We have a yo-yo,

a piggy bank, a skateboard

and the mystery Mouseketool.

MINNIE:
Oh, my. I don't see how a yo-yo...

DAISY:
Or a piggy bank...

MINNIE: ...can help Dragon Pete's tail
from dragging on the ground.

DONALD:
♪ Fa-la-la-phooey ♪

GOOFY:
I got an idea!

What if we put the skateboard
under Dragon Pete's tail?

Then he can roll it along behind him.

MICKEY:
Yeah. Let's try it!

We got ears. Say, "Cheers"!

[JINGLING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

There you go, Dragon Pete.

Now take that for a test drive.

PETE:
Ooh!

I feel so light, so free!

[CHUCKLES] Well, brave knight,
how can I ever thank you?

Hmm. I am looking for some babbly
bubbly water from the Gurgling Pool.

You wouldn't happen to know where that is,
would you?

Hmm. Well, no,

I don't guess I do happen to know
where that there pool is,

but I know somebody who does.

Why don't you go down the path
and ask the Talking Wishing Well.

Thanks a lot, Dragon Pete!

There it is! Uh, I think.

Uh, excuse me,
but are you the Talking Wishing Well?

PROFESSOR:
[ECHOING] Well, well, well!

I'm talking, and I'm a wishing well.

So that would make me
the Talking Wishing Well!

Down here, please.

Howdy, Mr. Well!

We're looking for babbly bubbly water
from the Gurgling Pool.

I sure wish you could tell us
where we can find it.

Oh, I know this place very well.

[CHUCKLES]
And I could tell you how to get there.

For that, we're gonna require some coins.

How many coins?

PROFESSOR: Well, it's gonna cost you
10 coins, to be precise.

That sounds fair, but I didn't bring
any coins. Did you, Goofy?

Nope. I left my coins in my other pants.

When we need something to help us,
who do we call?

That's right.
Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles"!

BOTH:
Oh, Toodles!

[JINGLING]

MICKEY:
Let's see. We have a yo-yo, a piggy bank,

and the Mystery Mouseketool.

GOOFY:
Shucks. I don't see any coins!

MICKEY: But is there something here
that might have coins in it?

Yeah. I keep coins in my piggy bank.

Maybe this one has 10 coins.

GOOFY:
Let's pick the piggy bank!

We got ears. Say, "Cheers"!

[JINGLING]

[COINS RATTLING]

Yup. There's coins in here, all right.

I hope there's 10 of them.

Now let's see how many coins we have.

GOOFY:
Count with me.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

[LAUGHS] Yippee!

But we need 10 coins.

If we already have six,
how many more coins do we need?

PROFESSOR:
We already have one, two, three,

four, five, six coins.

So let's count how many more we need.

One, two, three,

four more coins is what we're looking for.

[PROFESSOR CHUCKLES]

Four coins, coming up.

Everybody count them!

One, two, three, four!

Four coins!

We started with six.
Then we added four more!

♪ One, two, three ♪

♪ Four, five, six ♪

♪ Seven, eight, nine ♪

♪ Ten ♪

PROFESSOR:
Hey, hey, hey!

Pipe down there, Sir Squawky!

This is a no-singing zone!

[GULPS] Sorry.

PROFESSOR:
Now, toss in the coins already, would you?

Well, okay, Mr. Well.

Here you go. Ten coins.

[TEN SPLASHES]

PROFESSOR:
Oh, that hit the spot!

[CHUCKLES] Now what was that
that you wished to know?

We're looking for babbly bubbly water
from the Gurgling Pool

to cure our big pal's tummy ache.

And we wish you could tell us
where the Gurgling Pool is.

PROFESSOR:
Well, then, to get to the Gurgling Pool

and the babbly bubbly water,
you just go down the path.

And you're gonna find it
behind the big gate.

Thanks for the tip, Mr. Talking Well.

Good luck, everybody. See you around!

And always remember:

All's well that ends well!

[LAUGHING] I made a joke.

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Fa-la-la swell ♪

♪ Fa-la-la la-la-la ♪

♪ Say goodbye to the well ♪

PROFESSOR:
Uh-oh. Wasn't you paying attention?

This is a no-singing zone here!

Whoa!

That's a big gate, all right!

The babbly bubbly water's
gotta be right behind it.

Do you hear it?

[BROOK BABBLING]

[PANTING] Yeah, yeah, yeah!

I don't see any way to open the gate.

And there's no way around it or over it.

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Fa-la-la boo ♪

♪ Fa-la-la la-la-la ♪

♪ We know what to do ♪

♪ You don't have to wait
Fa-la-la ♪

-♪ Or climb the wall ♪
-♪ Fa-la-la ♪

-♪ To open up the gate ♪
-♪ Fa-la-la ♪

♪ Play the harp, that's all ♪

Harp? What harp?

Why, the Golden Harp, of course.

Gosh. Surprised I didn't see it before.

♪ Pluck the right strings
And you will see ♪

♪ The big gate will open
For you and me ♪

And the right order of the strings goes...

♪ Red, red, blue, blue, white
That's right ♪

♪ Red, red, blue, blue, white ♪

♪ Play it that way
Oh, brave knight ♪

Hmm. Let me see if I got this.

Red, red, blue, blue, white.

Say it with me one more time.

Red, red, blue, blue, white.

Okay. I'm ready to do some plucking.

Call out the colors with me, everybody!

Red, red, blue, blue

and white.

Oh, no! I busted a string!

Now how are we gonna get
that babbly bubbly water?

Maybe a Mouseketool can help us!

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Fa-la-la oodles ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la
Oh, Toodles ♪

[JINGLING]

MICKEY:
Hmm. We have a yo-yo

and the Mystery Mouseketool!

MINNIE: Could we use the yo-yo
to replace the broken string on the harp?

DAISY:
Hmm. The yo-yo string is white.

Maybe we can use it to replace
the white harp string that broke.

MICKEY:
We got ears. Say, "Cheers"!

[JINGLING]

What do you know? The yo-yo string
sure looks like it's gonna do the trick.

[MUSICAL NOTE PLAYS]

Twang-y. Sounds good to me.

Now, let's open the gate.

Do you remember what order
I plucked the strings?

♪ Red, red, blue, blue, white
That's right ♪

♪ Play it that way
Oh, brave knight ♪

Red, red, blue, blue, white!

[CHUCKLES] We did it!

Hot dog! The Gurgling Pool!

GOOFY:
Just listen to that babbly bubbly water

a-babbling and a-bubbling!

♪ Welcome to my pool
Of babbling bubbles ♪

CHORUS:
♪ Babbling bubbles, babbling bubbles ♪

♪ My water is a cure
For all of your tummy troubles ♪

CHORUS:
♪ Babbling bubbles, babbling bubbles ♪

♪ Just one sip
That's all it takes ♪

♪ To cure the biggest belly aches ♪

CHORUS:
♪ Babbling bubbles, babbling bubbles ♪

Be not afraid.

I am Clarabelle,
the Lady of the Gurgling Pool!

GOOFY:
Oh! [CHUCKLES]

Howdy, Your Ladyship.

We've come for some of your babbly
bubbly water for Willie the Giant.

It's to cure his tummy ache.

That's what the water's here for.

But before I let you have any,
you must solve a riddle.

♪ A fish likes to swim
In something blue ♪

♪ It's wet and splishy-splashy too ♪

What is it?

Let's see now.

"A fish likes to swim in something blue."

Hmm.
"It's wet and it's splishy-splashy too."

Now, let's see. Fish like to swim in...

Water! Fish like to swim in water!

Right! And is water wet?

-[BARKS]
GOOFY: Yep! Water is the wettest!

And is it sometimes blue?

[BARKS]

Yep. And can it be splishy-splashy too?

You betcha!

Your Ladyhood, the answer
to your riddle is water!

♪ You have answered correctly indeed ♪

♪ Take all the babbly bubbly water
You need ♪

Hooray!

[BARKING]

Well, don't just stand there,
brave knight.

Take the water. Get a move on!

Uh, I don't have anything to carry
the babbly bubbly water in.

I have this here bucket on my head,
but it has holes in it.

Your head or the bucket?

[DRUM RIFF PLAYS]

The bucket. [CHUCKLES]

Looks like it's time
for another Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles"!

Oh, Toodles!

[SONAR PINGING]

[JINGLES]

MICKEY:
All that's left

is the Mystery Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Mystery Mouseketool"!

CLARABELLE:
♪ Mystery Mouseketool ♪

MICKEY:
What's today's Mystery Mouseketool?

GOOFY:
Look! It's a vase!

And it's just the thing
we can use to carry water in!

MICKEY:
We picked all our Mouseketools.

Say, "Super Cheers"!

[JINGLING]

Ta-da!

I have the babbly bubbly water
for Willie the Giant.

[RUMBLING]

Whoa! Whoa!

We better get back to the Clubhouse

and give Willie his babbly bubbly water,
pronto!

Thanks for the help, Gurgling Pool Lady.

I mean, Lady of the Gurgling Pool.

[CREAKING]

-Goodbye.
-No need for thanks.

Ta-ta for now, brave knight.

CHORUS:
♪ Babbling bubbles, babbling bubbles ♪

♪ Babbling bubbles ♪

We're coming, Willie!

[GASPS]
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

You got me my water!

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

Okay, Willie, say, "Ah."

Duh, ah.

[RUMBLING] Mmm.

[WILLIE BURPS]

Duh, excuse me.

Ah! That's much better!

Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you, Sir Goofies.

How can I ever repay you?

Uh, and you too!

I don't need any reward, noble giant.

Knights in shining armor
are always ready to help!

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la fun ♪

♪ Fa-la-la la-la-la
This story's done ♪

[CHUCKLES] Ah!

[SPUTTERING]

PROFESSOR:
Well, well, well.

As you can see,
you can't hide from the well.

Ooh, that's deep.

Wow! What an adventure!

Thanks for helping out Sir Goofs-A-Lot.

Now, let's get up...

and celebrate with a Hot Dog Dance!

♪ Hot dog ♪

[BARKING IN RHYTHM]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

Gosh! It sure was a lot of fun today!

I liked being Sir Goofs-A-Lot.

Yippee! [CHUCKLES]

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand new day
What you waiting for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

GOOFY:
Say, do you remember how many coins

we needed to give
to the Talking Wishing Well?

PROFESSOR:
You got it! Ten!

MINNIE:
Let's count the 10 together! [CHUCKLES]

You too, Willie.

WILLIE:
One, two, three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, 10!
[CHUCKLES]

MICKEY:
What a great day

for being a knight in shining armor!

See you real soon!
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