01x06 - What You Want

[bunniefuu]

Tucker, voice-over: some people have a lot,

And some people don't.

But everybody's got something.

Me, I've got charm, good looks, and modesty.

My best friend danny?

He has something else.

Two for me, two for you?

Sounds fair.

Danny and me have known each other

Since, like, forever.

And we share everything.

A genie in a bottle? I don't think so.

Thanks, anyway.

Please, mommy!

Please, mommy, can I have some cotton candy,

Please, please, please, please?

I think you've had enough sugar today.

I want it! I want it! I want it!

And your heart's desire is my command.

[Screaming]

Cotton can--

Tucker, voice-over: we share everything,

Except one thing.

I'm going ghost.

Tucker, voice-over: danny's got superpowers.

I am desiree. What is your wish?

None of your business, candy pants.

Surely, there must be something.

Hey, get away!

Aah!

What the heck?

What's going on?

Is this a new ghost power?

Tucker: that was slamming!

Whatever that was, you got another power?

I guess.

Man, see, that's the cool thing about your powers, man.

There's no down side!

Give me !

Aah!

I'm ok!

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom, phantom, phantom ♪

♪ Yo, danny fenton, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit ♪

♪ But then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ Phantom, phantom

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique than the other guys ♪

♪ It was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ He's a phantom, he's a phantom... ♪

♪ Danny phantom, phantom, phantom...♪

Tucker, voice-over: so, anyway,

I guess the craziness really started at the game

Saturday night.

Ahchoo! Ahchoo!

I'm sick as a dog and I hate sports.

Why am I here?

Because danny's here and he's got the best seat in the house.

Announcer: and now, everybody,

Here they are,

Your very own casper high ravens!

Fill in for the mascot.

It'll be fun.

You'll meet cheerleaders.

Aah!

[Whistle]

Hike!

Aah! Ugh!

[Whistle]

This is pathetic.

Our team's fading fast.

Ahchoo!

Me, too. I'm outta here. Later.

Man, we should get turned into the kind of monster

Who could crush these guys single-handed.

[Growl]

Huh?

[Roar]

Aah!

Oh, no.

[Growl]

Wow! It looks like those high protein breakfasts are really paying off.

Do you believe this, danny?

Dash is a beast!

And getting beastier.

[Roar]

Holy mark mcgwire. Look at those arms!

I think he's running on ghost power.

I need your help.

To kick some ghost booty?

Sort of.

I'm in.

[Growl]

! ! ! !

Whoa! Ghost energy's pretty strong.

But hopefully, ripe for the picking.

Huh?

Uh...hike?

Ugh!

Back to the ghost zone for you, pal.

Tucker, voice-over: danny had no problem getting that ghost out of dash.

But we lost the game,

Which was bad news for the guy filling in for danny,

Who was filling in for the guy who usually wears the mascot suit--

Me.

Man, every time danny goes ghost,

I get the short end of the stick.

Hey, guys. A raven pinata.

Ha! Ha! Let's hit him until the candy comes out.

End of the line, gruesome.

Aah!

Whoa!

Huh?

Danny' dad: ahchoo!

Who's that? Somebody out there?

Am I interrupting something that I hope I'm not?

[Sniffing]

Your father and I are purifying ourselves of negative ghost energy.

Ahchoo!

We're trying to richly expel any viral ghosts in our systems

With the fenton ghost catcher.

It's like an indian dream catcher,

Except it expunges ghosts and not dreams, you see.

You might just have a cold, you know.

It doesn't have to be a ghost cold.

I remember when I was that naive.

Whoa! This one actually works-- a little too well.

I'm filing this under "must avoid."

Tucker, voice-over: even during trying times,

One has to remember a fallen comrade.

Poor sam was so sick,

And all cooped up in her house.

That's the worst.

Ahchoo!

Ugh! I feel like I'm going to die.

I hate being sick.

Ahchoo!

Hang in there, sam.

Tucker and I are gonna come visit you

When we're done at the mall.

You want us to bring you anything?

Ahchoo! No, no, please.

Don't bother.

My folks are taking pretty good care of me.

Guys, it's just a cold.

Clear!

She's gotta be sick if she's missing "dead teacher iv."

This time it's personal.

Oh, my gosh!

I can't wait for the sayonara pussycat movie.

I want to see it so bad!

Oh, my gosh. I know.

Isn't she so cute?

Sayonara pussycat is so cute.

Why can't I be that popular?

Hi, everybody? What do you think of me?

[People gasp]

We love you!

We love you!

We love you, paulina!

Look at me!

I'm so cute and cuddly and ever so wonderful.

Don't you think?

We agree.

We love you, paulina.

Paulina?

Announcer: attention, moviegoers.

Googleplex cinemas has officially declared it

Happy fabulous paulina day.

I don't know what to say.

Why squander my popularity here?

I'm so adorable,

I bet I could become super fairy queen

Of all teenagerdom.

Isn't that luscious?

Yay!

Tucker, i--

Do what you gotta do.

I'll get seats.

Man, I cover for danny, my movie gets sold out

And I gotta watch this now.

I'm tired of being left out all the time.

Man, I wish I had ghost powers, too.

[Gasp]

Your heart's desire is my command.

Aah!

Sweet!

Hi, I'm paulina.

I'm adorable and swell

And full of big-headed anime goodness.

Bye-bye, kitty.

Aah!

Hi! Isn't everything in the world sweet and wonderful and--

Meow!

Cool. It worked.

I can't wait to tell tucker.

Wh--where am i?

And why do I feel that I'm special and adorable?

Because I am.

Ah. No tuck. He must've taken off.

Tucker, voice-over: oh, sure, that's what he probably thought.

But why would he even suspect...

That I was having the time of my -year-old life?

Ouch! Ha ha ha!

[Car horns honking]

Oh, man, bogus.

Stupid car.

I wish you could just fly over stuff

So I wouldn't have to sit here.

Desiree: so you wish it, so shall it be.

What the heck? Hey, thisaah!'T my station.

Whoa! Whoa!

[Gasp]

Jeez, lady, don't you ever take a break?

Flying car?

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, slow down, jeff gordon.

You're going over the speed limit.

And the height limit.

[Screaming]

Don't sweat this one, danny. I'm on it.

Huh?

Tucker?

[Man screaming]

Chill, dude.

Tucker phantom's on the case.

Tucker phantom?

Ok, ignoring the total originality of that,

How the heck did you get ghost powers anyway?

Who knows? And more importantly, who cares?

And now, if you'll excuse me,

I have some heroic exploits to attend to.

Tucker, we're too young to drive.

[Man screaming]

Let go of the wheel. This is serious!

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

Oh, sure.

Phase the car through the building.

You had to save the day, didn't you?

Uh, yeah, because a car smashing

Into the th floor of anything is bad!

You're just jealous because there's

Somebody else around to grab the spotlight now.

Yo, hallucinations!

Focus!

When have I ever grabbed the spotlight?

How about right now, for instance?

Aah!

[Chicken clucking]

Yeah! There's a chicken on my head.

Tucker, please. This is stupid.

You're my best friend.

I'm not jealous. I'm concerned.

Well, don't be.

This town's big enough for more than one ghost kid.

Tuck, wait!

Whoa! I can't fly that fast.

Is he getting more powerful?

Sam: a-a-ahchoo!

So, why didn't you guys see a movie today?

Uh, we got a little distracted.

[Sniff]

I'm just goofing off by myself now.

[Gasp]

What happened? Danny have ghost trouble?

You might say that.

So, how are ya?

Ugh, it's horrible, tucker. Ahchoo!

But somehow I'll muddle through.

Tucker, voice-over: I didn't want to tell sam about my new ghost powers yet.

What if she got as jealous as danny did?

[Music blasting]

And speaking of danny...

Moby d*ck!

Gulliver's travels!

I'm losing my mind!

And my pants.

[Students laughing]

Ha ha ha!

[Sniff]

Nice trick.

Do you do kids' parties?

Dude, relax.

I'm just having fun.

You ok?

I may be catching sam's cold,

But that's not important right now.

Tucker, look.

No need.

You can keep that superhero jazz to yourself.

I'm in this for the kicks.

I was afraid of that.

I hate to do this pal,

But I need to see what's going on inside of you,

And there's only one way to do that.

[Grunting]

Aah!

Don't ever do that again. Get it?

Got it. Good.

Tucker, voice-over: ok, maybe I was a little rough on danny.

But nobody likes a party pooper.

And man, was I having a party.

Excuse me, pardon me.

♪ La la la la la

Aah!

Hmm, there's one little ghost trick I haven't tried yet:

The ghost imposed hookup.

Oh, no.

Tucker's voice: I just wanted to let you know

I'm going to start dating tucker foley.

He's much cooler than you are,

So stop chasing me.

Tucker, get out of there.

Why don't you make me?

Fine. I will.

Danny: tucker, you're turning the whole school upside down.

How about giving it a break?

Tucker: how about getting off my back

And letting me have a little fun?

Because your fun is kind of mean.

Now, get out of paulina.

I was here first. You go.

No, you.

You! Babazita's genie gave me these powers,

And I'll use them how I want.

Then maybe I need to have a chat with this babazita.

Fine! But you and I aren't friends anymore, danny fenton!

Oh, what? Huh?

And--i never was friends with you!

Tucker, voice-over: it was our first argument,

And we were having it over a girl.

Well, in one, actually. But you get the point.

That was my mistake,

Reminding danny where the ghost came from.

Apparently, desiree was a harem girl

Who had been promised her heart's desire:

Her own kingdom,

Only to be banished by the sultan's jealous wife.

She d*ed of a broken heart.

And old age.

After that, her spirit roamed,

Granting people's deepest desires,

But at a great personal cost.

Hey, who knew?

[Sniff]

If you're trying to snag a wishing ghost,

What better place than a wishing well?

Dang it.

Ahchoo!

I wish I had a million bucks.

Desiree: so it is desired, so shall it be.

Huh?

Oh, no you don't.

Young intruder,

You dare to interfere with my spellbinding?

Money isn't everything.

Aah!

Listen, desiree, I want you to take away

Tucker's ghost powers pronto.

I cannot.

By noon tomorrow,

Your friend's fate will be sealed.

Ha ha ha!

His jealousy will transform him forever

Into the most powerful ghost boy in the world!

Ha ha ha!

Tuck? He's not that jealous. Is he?

More than you know.

Tomorrow his jealousy and frustration

Will cement into rage and rebellion.

He will be complete.

You change him back!

You dare lay a hand on me?

No man may lay a hand on me unless I wish it!

Yeah? How about a fist?

Aah! Ugh!

Oof!

Get back!

Aah!

Aah! Can't break free.

Can't go intangible and escape.

You can't do anything unless I wish it.

Or I do.

I wish you would disappear inside this thermos.

What? No!

I must obey.

You will pay for this.

Hey!

If I weren't a "c" student,

I would've thought of that days ago.

Now to find tuck.

Quarter to noon, and no sign of tucker.

[Gasp]

Should've guessed.

Tucker, you're changing your grades?

That's cheating!

I like to think of it as academic enrichment.

Want me to do yours?

No way. Tucker, you're in real danger.

[Growl]

Take it easy. We're friends, remember?

We're only friends on your terms.

But now I make the rules around here.

And my first rule is "no more danny phantom."

Aah!

He's getting more malevolent.

Or ghost-like.

Tuck, please.

You have to listen to me. There isn't much time.

You got that right. Your time is up.

Ooh!

Ha! Is that the best you can do?

Unfortunately, yes. I can't get through to him.

But I know what can.

Catch me if you can, sucker phantom.

That's tucker phantom. Tucker!

The girls' locker room.

The girls' locker room.

So, this is what it's like in here.

Ooh. Aah!

Ooh!

Only minutes left.

Ha! You got no game!

[Roar]

Where are you? Where?

What's the matter?

Can't catch what you can't see?

Where is he? He has to have followed me.

It's almost noon.

Yeah, what's the dizzle, fizzle?

No! Don't throw me into the ghost zone, please!

I wasn't going to, but that is a great idea.

I'm only gonna have one sh*t at this.

Ahchoo!

Hey, cover your mouth.

Is--is that me?

[Growl]

No, it's not you, tuck.

Not anymore.

Oh, man, danny. I'm sorry.

I--i couldn't control myself.

Dude, don't worry about it.

[Sniff]

You were under the genie's spell and you broke it.

Yeah, but none of that would've happened

If I wasn't jealous.

Or if I had been a little less of a show-off around you.

Friends?

The best.

Tucker, voice-over: tucker foley, digital journal,

Saturday.

They say be careful what you wish for.

To that I'd like to add a big fat duh!

Especially when it comes to best friends,

'Cause I couldn't wish for a better one.

Ahchoo! Ahchoo!

Jeez, do you guys have to share everything?

You don't know the half of it.

♪ Billionfold inc.