02x13 - Micro-management

[bunniefuu]

[Bird chirping]

[Panting] so, how's

The -minute mile coming, tucker?

Minutes and counting, dude.

[Both panting]

This is just embarrassing.

I know. How are you two

Gonna pass the president's test on physical fitness

If you can't even pass me?

So what? I have super powers.

Why should I even care?

All: aah!

Both: oh!

Uhh!

Oh, ghost child.

I saw you running and thought,

"Hey, I should give him something to run from."

Aah!

Ha! Let's see the president do that!

Skulker: aah!

Aah! Uhh!

Uhh!

Uhh.

Uhh. Uhh!

Uhh--ooh.

Dang, skulker, without your suit,

You're pretty powerless.

Maybe you need to rely on your natural abilities.

Tucker, hurry up!

[Panting]

Oh, no. Nooo!

Speaking of natural abilities...

Uhh. I think--uhh-- I liked fighting skulker better.

Mmf. How many is that?

One.

Hey, danny.

Aah!

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom, danny phantom

♪ Yo, danny phantom, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Well, it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit ♪

♪ Then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique than the other guy ♪

♪ It was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all cause he's danny phantom ♪

[Echoing] ♪ he's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom

Rocket launcher.

Laser ray.

Ecto seekers.

Maybe you should learn to rely on your natural abilities.

We'll see how his natural abilities

Match up to these not-natural abilities.

[Laughs]

[School bell rings]

[Grunting] uhh.

Uhh. Ahh.

[Panting]

[Grunting] uhh.

Listen up, people.

This has to be the worst display

Of physical fitness I've ever seen

In all my days at casper high.

[Chewing]

Apparently, somebody doesn't own a mirror.

Ooh.

And apparently somebody doesn't have a sense of humor.

[Blows whistle]

According to my reports, the only thing funny here

Is how much you're bringing down your class average!

So, I'm gonna assign you both fitness buddies.

Manson?

You help foley.

Uh, um,

I think I'm coming down with something

Yeah, a severe case of ab crunches.

[Laughs]

Woman: baxter, you're gonna have to whip

Mr. Fenton into shape.

Cool.

Is broken in half considered a shape?

And one, and two. Keep moving!

Jazzmine, keep it down!

I'm trying to calibrate the fenton crammer.

The fenton crammer?

It shrinks ghosts in size

And, hopefully, thr*at level.

Uh-huh. Then why don't you call it

The specter shrinker?

Because that's exactly what the ghosts

Would expect me to call--aah!

. Still moving.

And .

And .

No, no, no, no, careful.

That helmet's for battle training,

Not exercise, missy.

Sorry, dad. Virtual ghost hunting

Is a perfect way to keep my cardio up.

Well, if anybody needs me,

I'll be working on the crammer in the op center.

Speaking of cramming...

[Both laugh]

Dad: I heard that!

Come on, foley.[Grunting]

Keep going.

I can't. Your boot weighs a ton.

How about a hand, danny?

Oh, you're hilarious.

Hey, when you got super powers,

You can afford to be.

Besides, why should I care about

Some stupid fitness test?

Because if you fail, I fail.

And if he fails at gym,

That would blemish his stellar d- gpa.

Ooh.

You don't have super powers.

You don't get to be hilarious. Aah!

And that's our cue to run.

What do you mean, our cue?

I'm not running any--why do you have

The smartech ?

It's not even on the market yet.

The real question is, are you fast enough

To get it from me?

Come back! Gimme, gimme, gimme! Uhh.

Losers. And speaking of losers...

Oh, crud.

Aah--aah!

[Groaning] I gotta get away from dash.

Aah! Ghost!

Run! Run! It's a ghost!

Aah!

Danny: run! Run! It's a ghost!

Sounds like danny is in mortal danger

From some ghost.

Cool!

I get to play with my new w*apon!

I mean, uh, save danny.

[Screaming indistinctly]

[Screaming indistinctly]

[Screaming indistinctly]

[Screaming indistinctly]

Awesome.

Um, I'm puny.

No, I don't do puny!

What is this? What did you do?

I didn't. He did.

Big or small, I will still

Have your head in my trophy room.

Uh, nice image. Here's a better one.

Aah!

We have to move.

Danny phantom.

If I weren't so terrified,

This would be really cool.

Uh, thanks.

Dash: whoooaaa!

Yaaa! Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

Aah! Whoa!

Aah!

Oh, man, we're dead. Dead!

No, no, we're not.

All we have to do is get in the fenton works

And unshrink ourselves.

Both: aah!

Ok, that's not normal.

Must've been the wind shear.

Hmm. He seems to be losing his ghostly power.

[Cawing]

[Grunting]

So am i,

But my suit works fine.

Advantage, skulker.

[Cawing]

Aaaaaah!

[Cawing]

Foley: uhh. Uhh! [Panting]

You can't make me do this forever, you know.

I don't need to make you do anything.

You're making yourself.

You want this, don't you? Don't you?

Yes, yes, yes!

Then jump, geek boy, jump!

Uhh!

[Cawing]

Hey, come back with that pda.

H-how much further?

Uhh. Feet. Or at this pace, years.

[Skulker flying]

[Laughs]

Is it really that far/

Aah-haha!

Both: aah! Ooh!

[Both gasp]

Hang on. I'll use my powers

To phase us through the door.

Ooh! Uhh!

Ok. Can't blame the wind this time.

Something's wrong.

Aah!

He's closing in.

We've got to find another entrance.

Over there. There's a mouse hole.

We have mice?

Fly!

I can't!

What? Just run!

It's good for your heart.

Dash: what kind of mouse hole is this?

Where's the matchbox sofa

And the coffee table made from a spool of thread?

You watch way too many cartoons.

[Growling]

Get back!

Oh, man.

That shrink ray

Must have shorted out my powers.

Maybe you need to rely on your

Natural abilities?

Will you just let it go!

Dash: I can't see!

Danny: dash, get down!

Skulker: say farewell, ghost child!

Where'd the ghost kid go?

Well, I was hunting the ghost child,

But I could just as easily

Mount your tiny head in my trophy room.

Ew!

Danny: "ew" is right.

Get back!

Dude, that's awesome!

You took over the mouse!

Not for long!

[Straining]

[Grunts]

[Snarling]

Aagh!

[Snarling]

Run! Go!

[Panting]

Uh, dude, hold this.

And this.

This does not bode well.

Ok, just follow my lead and--

Dash?

I can't do this!

I can't!

Everything's bigger than me!

Dash...

And you!

You're losing your powers.

We're doomed!

Doomed!

Dash! Stop!

Listen to me!

[Sighs]

Why did you come to fentonworks?

I'm danny phantom's fitness buddy.

I was supposed to help him

Because he was too puny,

Weak, wimpy and scrawny and--

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Can you get to the point?

He's not strong enough to pass a fitness test.

Well...

And I can't believe I'm saying this,

I need you help

Because I'm not strong enough

To do this alone.

So, fitness buddies?

Hey, what happened to your feet?

Uh, they're special high-speed ghost shoes?

[Gasps]

And one and two,

Keep moving, keep sweating.

Whoa! Aagh!

[Panting]

To the hunt!

[Whinnies]

. Ow!

. Ow!

. Ow!

Could you please stop counting

And help me?!

Sorry. No pain, no gain.

Keep running, whelps.

I'm about to make mousemeat out of you.

It's mincemeat, bonehead!

Not this time it's not.

You filthy animal!

You are not leaving mouse droppings

All over my clean kitchen.

Hyah!

Dust bunny!

Aagh! Whoa!

Wow! Nice air.

Thanks.

Oh, great.

I'm losing so much power I'm reverting back to--

Hey, what's with your pants?

Uh, it's casual friday?

Today's tuesday.

Whoa!

[Both grunting]

[Screaming]

Oh, man!

We're back outside.

Wait.

This isn't real grass.

[Thump, thump]

Jack fenton on the th green

Of the ecto invitational.

If he sinks this,

It's all over but the ghost-hunting.

Where do we hide?!

Have you ever seen him play golf?

The only safe place is the hole!

[Gasps]

Whoa!

Man, is everybody in this family

Bad at sports?

Tucker: I can't believe

I got picked up by a bird.

But at least I got my pda.

It's fake?!

But you have to admit,

It was a great way to get you into shape.

I guess so.

But since my hands are all bandaged,

I'm probably gonna need help

Going to the bathroom.

Taxi!

[Straining]

Yeah!

We did it!

But we're not nearly close enough.

How many costumes changes are you gonna go through?

What is this, vegas?

Look out!

[Both straining]

Oof!

Very well.

[Growls]

Hurry!

Out the window

And up to the ops center.

Skulker's not following us--

Unless he's coming up around the back.

Hey, skulker!

Ha ha!

Still think your abilities b*at mine?

[Grunting]

Lime and vinegar?!

Who eats those?!

[Grunting]

Oh, for crying out loud!

Oof!

Uhn!

Aagh!

We don't have much time.

[Grunts]

Whoa!

[Stammering]

I got you!

One, two...

!

Oh, man.

I'm one makeover away

From blowing my secret identity.

Good thing dash is a total moron.

[Straining]

We did it!

What do you think we just benched--

Proportionally?

I don't know, dude.

I'm not that good in math.

Soon you will not be that good

At breathing either.

[Snarls]

Get off! Get off of me!

Whoa!

That's gotta be the device.

And that's how we're gonna get to it.

[Grunting]

[Snarls]

Thank you for opening the window for me.

Your services are no longer needed.

You'll never be able to climb fast enough

To save yourselves.

[Laughing]

[Straining]

Hey, where'd you go?

I'm in here!

I need you to pull the trigger quick!

You ok in there?

Just flip it to un-cram and push the trigger!

[Grunts]

You can't escape me.

I'm faster than you.

I'm stronger than you!

And you're weak, weak!

[Click]

Actually...

I'm a lot stronger than I thought!

[Groaning]

Aagh!

Ha ha!

Way to go, dude!

I knew I could count on you.

Yeah, well...

Without my powers,

That made one of us.

So, thanks.

I couldn't have wished for

A better fitness buddy.

Maybe you're not that bad after all.

Thanks.

Hey, what do you say we hang around here,

And stuff fen-turd's head

In the toilet!

You know, just for giggles!

[Whirs]

Ha ha ha!

Aagh!

I don't do puny!

On your mark!

Get set!

[Toot]

Both: one...

Two...

, ...

!

Ha!

Just like climbing the wires

Up to the ops center.

Or chinning up to a k*ller bird's nest

On a tree branch of empty lies!

[Beep]

Well, it's not record time,

But it's good enough to pass.

Thanks. Thanks.

Not you two.

You two.

Good job whipping these wimps into shape.

You do realize this is the last thing

We'll ever do together.

Count on it.

Does this thing come in black?

Well...

Ghost beaten...

Test passed.

And self-worth restored.

Ready? Yeah.

[Groaning]

I'm so proud.

Our boy finally has the physical prowess

Of a -year-old president.

Here's to you, son!

Here, jack.

Let me freshen up that root beer.

Skulker: aagh!