02x09 - Looove Bug/Seven Minutes And Counting/Olie's New Suit

[bunniefuu]

[RATTLING]

SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

Hooray

Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

Hooray

Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

Whee!

[SQUEALS]

-I win!
-I win!

-Tie.
-Tie.

Last one to the door
likes girls!

-Ew!
-Ew!

[BOTH YELLING]

-I win!
-I win!

[GIGGLING]

Happy Ooey heart day!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

-Thanks, Zowie.
-Thanks, Zowie.

[COOING]

Last one to the kitchen's
bit by the love bug!

Whee!

Love buggy?

[BOINGING]

-I win!
-I win!

[SINGSONG VOICE]
You got bit by the love bug!

[BELL DINGS]

Happy gooey hearts day,
boys.

-Mm.
-Mm.

Can we have a cookie, mom?

Eh-eh-eh.

Let's wait until
our new neighbor gets here.

I invited her over
to play with you boys.

-Her?
-She's a girl?

-Ugh!
-[CHUCKLING]

Polly Pie is new to Polieville.

It'd sure be nice

if we could give her
a big old Rolie welcome.

Okeydokey?

[DEJECTED TONE]
Okeydokey.

[CHUCKLING]

Eh, cheer up.

You might get bit by the love bug.

[CHUCKLING]

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

[BOYS SIGH]

Hi. I'm Polly Pie.

I'm bully... Uh...

-I'm-I'm-I'm...
-I mean Olie.

Uh-uh... Silly.

I mean, uh...
I mean, Billy.

Sure is swell of you

to have me over.

Let's go play.

[BOYS SIGH]

Wow. The Spaceboy
space-splorer.

Spaceboy's super-keeno.

You can go ahead and
fly my space-splorer

if you like, Polly.

Thanks.

OLIE: Jeepers, Polly.

That's some fancy flying.

Yeah.

Thanks.

You guys want to do
something fun outside?

BOYS: You betcha, Polly!

Yeah, whatever you say.

Yeah. Mm. Yeah.

You like Boinky ball, Polly?

POLLY: Oh, neat-o.

Pogo sticks.

Oh, golly, Polly.

I'm the world's greatest
pogo goer.

Way to go, Olie!

Spiffy!

Watch this Polly!

I'm a trillion times better.

OLIE:
I'm a zillion-bazillion times better.

BILLY: That's nothing, Olie.

Prepare for Billy bevel's

ballistic bounce!

Wow. That was a good one, Billy.

-Yay!
-Yay!

Gee, I wish
they'd give me a chance.

[SIGHS]

-Did, you see that?
-Did you see that, Polly?

-Did you? Polly?
-Did you see that?

Polly?
Polly?

Polly?
Polly?

Were you guys making
gooey hearts day cards?

Gooey hearts day cards?
Nah.

Oh. 'cause I didn't get any

being the new kid
on the block and all.

Oh. One extra-special
gooey hearts day card

coming up.

Two extra-special
gooey hearts day cards

coming up.

Mine's gonna be better!

BILLY: No, mine is!

-Finished.
-Thanks.

OLIE: They're flying
over a heart-shaped planet.

POLLY: It's spiffy.

You can keep it.

I'll put it on my bedroom wall.

Wait till you see this one.

POLLY: Wow.

That's spif-duperous, Billy.

Thanks.

I can make you
a better one than that.

No problem-o.

Me, too.
I was just practicing.

Wait. Can I...

help you?

OLIE: This is going to be great.

BILLY: You betcha.

[SIGHS]

BILLY: Cool one, Olie.

OLIE: Wait till you see this one.

[BOYS LAUGHING]

BOTH: Good one.

[BOYS LAUGHING]

Guys?

Guys?

OLIE: I'm going to make one with
a giant robo-saurus in the middle.

BILLY: Neato!

Hello?

[BOYS LAUGHING]

Oh, well.

Think I'll be heading home,
Mrs. Polie.

Those boys are kind of...

Goofy?

[LAUGHING]

Yeah.

Well, give them time.

Okeydokey, Mrs. Polie.

[BOYS LAUGHING]

Well, got tired
of your new friend

kind of quick, huh, boys?

-Huh?
-Huh?

[GASPS]

Oh, no! Where's Polly?

I don't see her anywhere.

Gooey hearts day
lesson number one:

You got to pay her
a little attention, fellas.

-Polly!
-Polly!

[CHUCKLING]

-See you later, Polly.
-POLLY: Sure.

Polly!

Polly!

You boys okay?

-I guess.
-I guess.

Sorry, dad.

It's okay.

Last one to the tree house
likes girls!

Girls? Yuck!

You can't catch me!

You missed some
gooey hearts day fun, dear.

I did?

Yep. But it looks like

the boys have bounced back
from their love bug bite.

[ARROW LANDING]

Ouch.

Oh, my.

Whoo-hoo-hoo.

[CHUCKLING]
Looks like you've been bit.

Can't go letting
a gooey hearts day go to waste.

Pucker up, Sweetums.

Ooh!

[KISSING NOISES]

Zowie make buggy
bite all better.

[LAUGHING]

Ah, a bull's-eye.

[ALL LAUGHING]

MOM: Come on, Zowie.

It's hurry up time.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Whoo!

Seven minutes to get
to Olie's big baseball game.

Eat up, Zowie.

ZOWIE: Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Shake a leg, Olie!

It's almost time
for your big game!

We can't be late!

Where are my keys?

Oh.

I need you and Zowie dressed, fed,

and ready to go the second

Billy and Binky get here.

I just have to find my lucky ball!

MOM: And I need to find my car keys.

Got it.

Can't go to a ball game
without my lucky ball.

Oopsy-doodles.

[GROWLING]

Wait, Spot.

That's my lucky ball.

Come on, Spot.

Darn that Spot.

Spot, Spot, Spot.

Tummy time
for the sandwich, Zowie.

ZOWIE: Yummy tummy.
Yummy tummy.

Olie, come on.

[WHISTLING]

[THUD, OLIE GRUNTS]

Thanks, mom.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Billy!

[BARKING]

Six minutes and counting.

We've got Billy, Binky

Olie, Zowie, lucky ball and Spot.

We've just got
to finish feeding Zowie,

find my keys and
we're ready to go.

Billy!

Hi, Billy.
Hi, Binky.

Hi, Olie.
Ready for the big game?

You bet, Billy.

Sorry we're late.

Binky hid my lucky glove.

I've got my lucky ball.

Yeah!

-Ready...
-Steady.

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

[GASPS]

Ooh!

Ah.

[COOING]

[TALKING GIBBERISH]

Uh, Binky?

Please?

I need my lucky ball back, Binky.

[CRYING]

[COOING]

[GRUNTING]

[CRYING]

[HUMMING]

[CRYING]

Ooh!

[TALKING GIBBERISH]

Watch this.

Throw it to me, Binky!

-Uh-oh.
-Uh-oh.

Gee Wilikers, Billy.

Where'd it go?

I don't know.

Hmm.

[GROANING]

[GASPING]

-Hooray!
-Hooray!

Where are those keys?

We've got to leave
in four minutes.

Maybe mom's keys
are in here.

No, no, no, no, no.

Zowie dolly.

[GROANING]

[CRYING]

Aha.

My keys.

All Righty.

It's nappy-sleepy time for Dolly.

ZOWIE: Oh, sleepy time.

Shh.

Shh.

Okeydokey, let's go.

Bye-bye, Dolly.

Night, night.

Night, night, night, night.

Where Zowie hat?

Don't move an inch.

Hat. Hat.

Here you go, Zowie.

All Righty, then.

Quick, before we
lose something else.

Last one to the car
is a split-end spring.

Okeydokey.

Everybody in the car.

We've got two minutes to spare.

Is everybody ready to go?

I got to go to the bathroom.

Where's my glove?

Me need flower.

Binky visor.

[GROANING]

All right.

Hurry.

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.

[SNIFFING]

[SNEEZING]

[LAUGHING]

[SNEEZING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Found it.

Yay!

MOM: Okay.

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.

Let's go.

Don't want to be late
for our big game.

Wait. My lucky ball.

[GROANING]

Hurry.

Hmm.

Gotcha.

Oh, no.

We're gonna be late.

Okeydokey.

We're set... I think.

Lucky ball and glove?

-Check.
-Check.

Visors and flowers?

Check.

Everyone gone that needs to go?

[LAUGHING]

CHILDREN: Check.

Then let's go.

ALL: Yay!

[GASPING]

Keys.

Where are my keys?

[BARKING]

Oh, my stars.

Why, thank you, Spot.

All righty.

Let's go.

CHILDREN: Hooray!

SPORTSCASTER:
What a swell day for the big game!

Sky is blue, sun is high.

Here come the players now.

[CROWD CHEERING]

SPORTSCASTER:
And there's the first pitch.

[BAT HITTING BALL]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[LAUGHING]

A little glam and glitter,

a few puffs here and there,
and we're all set

for our big night out.

[LAUGHING]

Puff, puff here.

Puff, puff there.

Mm, mommy smell nice.

Zowie smelly.

Now, time to try on a hat.

Okeydokey.

[WHISTLING]

[CHUCKLING]

[SNEEZING]

Hmm, time for a bit of chin-buffing.

What do you say, Olie?

Sure thing.

Let's get buffing, dad.

All righty.

I'm buffing just like dad.

Ah, smooth as a robo-bowling ball.

Yep.

Just like a robo-bowling ball.

DAD: Time for a gargle.

[GARGLING TUNE]

[BOTH GARGLING TUNE]

[HOWLING]

DAD: Ready to pop into our dandy duds?

OLIE: Ready to pop, pop.

Come on, Zow, this is your hat.

No, no, no, no, no!

Come on, Zowie.

No, no, no!

[CHUCKLING]

Looking good, Olie?

Looking good, dad.

Billy and Polly will be
here in a jiffy, Olie.

Time to put on your new suit.

We don't want to be later-taters.

Yeah. Thanks for inviting
Billy and Polly along, too, dad.

Why, you're welcome, son.

Hope you like your new suit.

[GASPING]

I can't wear that.

It's a little kid's suit.

A kid's suit?

Why it looks mighty suave to me.

But, dad, Billy and Polly are gonna laugh

if they see me in that.

ZOWIE: No, no, no!

Mom?

Do I have to wear that new suit?

If we give this grass stain
a little buff,

these pants will do.

Those are
your everyday pants, Olie.

Tonight's special.

Going to
a fancy-smansy restaurant.

Got to wear fancy-smansy clothes.

[BARKING]

ZOWIE: Fancy-smansy!

Zowie, come on.

Yeah, but this suit is ucky-yucky.

You'll see.

Once you're all polished up
on the outside,

you'll feel pretty good
on the inside, too.

I will?

You betcha.

A suit says, "Look out, world.

This is the real me."

Yeah, but, dad,
that suit isn't the real me.

See? This suit
shouts the real me...

Spaceboy Olie!

Well, now,
that's one fine space suit, Olie

But a colander doesn't
really count as dining gear.

But I just know Billy and Polly
are gonna laugh.

It's a fine suit, Olie,
just like mine.

No, it's not.

It's Differenter.

DAD: Come on, try this one on for size.

[SIGHING]

Hey, where's my other shoe?

Yay! Only one shoe!

Dad!

Hey, dad!

One of my snazzy shoes is missing.

I can't wear a suit
without my snazzy shoes, right?

Well...

[BARKING]

Well, bust my bolts.

Spot's sniffed out
your other snazzy shoe.

[GROANING]

Thanks a lot, Spot.

[BARKING]

[CHUCKLING]

Now, let's hop to it, Olie.

[BARKING]

Okeydokey, dad.

I wonder what's taking them so long.

Olie?

Oh, my little man.

DAD: You sure look swell, son.

Thanks.

Something's missing

and I think I've got just the thing.

There.

Not a hat.

Isn't that just darling?

Oh, take a picture, hon.

You betcha.

MOM: Say, lugnut.

-Lugnut.
-Lugnut.

[NERVOUS LAUGHING]

MOM: Oh.

Told you getting spiffied up is fun.

[SIGHING]

Yeah.

[LAUGHING]

I look very funny.

Fun, fun, funny.

I'm doomed.

[YAPPING]

[DOORBELL RINGING]

Uh-oh. That's got to be Billy and Polly.

Oh, no. I got to hide.

Well, howdy, Polly, Billy.

Oh, my, don't you both look nice.

[BOTH DEJECTED TONE]:
Thanks, Mrs. Polie.

MOM: Go on in and fetch Olie.

He's waiting inside.

Oh, no.

-BILLY: Where is he?
-POLLY: Maybe he's not ready yet.

[ZOWIE LAUGHING]

Zowie find.

There Olie. There Olie.

I'll come out, but you've got
to promise not to laugh.

POLLY: We won't if you won't.

Hey, at least we all look Twerpy.

[LAUGHING]

I kind of like your hat, Olie.

[LAUGHS]

That's some kind of spiffy dress, Polly.

Those are really, really...

square Cufflinks, Billy.

DAD: Are you bots ready
for a fancy-smancy dinner?

ALL: You betcha.

Looking fancy, Polly.

Looking Shmancy, Billy.

Looking good, Olie.

Real good.

Spot! Give Zowie bowl.

[LAUGHING]

Looking good, Zowie.