Guy, fifty two.
Wait guy, did you add the
one from the other account?
Yeah, I already added it.
But guy, this doesn't make sense,
this is less than what we had yesterday.
Guy I am aware. Am I
not looking at you do it?
I can see it too.
Chuks
Chuks, this wasn't the plan.
This wasn't the plan.
This was not the plan, are
you not the one that is always
saying we should be inviting
people, we should invite artists
Now let me ask you a question.
If not for all those artists, do you
think there will be anybody in this bar?
I understand, it's the artists
that brings people and stuff,
But then guy, your artists, their
taste is too expensive.
We can get all those local ones.
You know guyswe can
just invite all those guys.
Who is that?
Ebi?
So what are we are going to do now?
Just ask me that question one more time.
What are we going to do now?
Do you have anything in your head?
Are you cra Are we
not doing this together?
Is it just me?
You can never come up
with any sensible suggestion.
I just said we should
try and bring all those
local artists, that will reduce cost.
- Is that not sensible enough to you?
- Okay, why not be the performer.
Give me the mic.
Looks so yummy!
Mausi can cook please!
Refreshing.
So, so, so refreshing.
And that's all for today
on Mausi's kitchen,
Your one stop shop for
diabetic friendly meals.
And guys always remember
If you mess up breakfast,
there's always lunch.
If you mess up lunch,
there's always dinner.
And if you mess up dinner,
There's always the next day,
for you to get back
on track and get it right.
Until next time,
I am Mausi Kuju.
- Bye, bye.
- And cut!
Speaking
of plans, are you ready for later today?
Babe, no one is truly ready
Ready
to face the kujus.
Hmm, fair enough.
Don't worry, I'm sure
it's going to go fine.
How about you, how is your thing going?
Well pretty good. We,
we are almost done here.
Hello!
Maupe.
Thank you so much for coming.
- I'm so happy to see you.
- Me too.
And you brought gifts too?
- Yes please.
- Ah you shouldn't have.
That's not what your husband said.
He threatened to kick us
out if we didn't bring any gifts.
I'm not even surprised.
He really wanted to go
all out this year
I mean, it being her first
birthday in Lagos and all.
Well
My sister,
I understand.
This first time father excitement
I understand.
But once the girl begins
to grow, and she is big,
You will be begging
him to help you carry her.
Right
Speaking of kids, where
are Ebi and the twins?
They didn't come with you?
The twins have gone back to school.
But Ebi,
I don't know.
- Maupe.
- It's true!
Amazing presentation.
Ah ah. Baby girl.
How are you?
Thank you.
So that's all right?
- Yes, yes, yes
- Okay, everyone?
Thank you.
So
Ebi
Are you ready?
Are you still going with me?
Ebi.
Ebi!
Ma?!
- Ma!
- Are you okay?
Yes, yes I'm okay.
What's wrong with you?
It's Chuks, he's not been taking my calls.
So you are still with that one?
- Eh?
- Not if he keeps acting like this.
You know I have never really understood
why people just have that bad behaviour
of not returning calls or messages.
It's just very, very
very annoying.
I never understood it.
That's Otunba, aren't
you going to take the call?
Are you coming, or you are not coming?
Baba Atinuke.
Hey, hey, her name is Sophia please.
Her name is Sophia.
- Come darlingHow are you?
- Please hold on.
- When one is not a rat! Why spray so much?
- Put your hands down. Stop
fidgeting. Now rub it
rubs your hands together.
- Rub your hands together.
- Hey, are you the first to have a child?
- Come to me my darling. How are you?
- Say hello to Aunty
Hello! My dear, God will protect you.
You will be successful.
Turns out nobody was crying.
It was another She was
not crying, it was another baby.
Shocker.
- Well done father! Don't k*ll yourself.
- alright.
- I love you so much.
- Love you more.
I'm so sorry, apologies.
Yes
Yeah!
Thank you very much.
- Thank you very much.
- Hello!
- Oh Mausi!
- Hello!
I brought my gift
Where is the birthday girl?
Welcome.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Hello, Ebi my love
- How are you?
- Maupe
- Thank you for coming.
- I didn't know you are here already.
- Mausi, I am here.
- I brought your gift
Sit down.
I am going to check on stuff outside
Okay, it's alright then.
- AtinukeTinuke.
- Hey, her name is Sophia.
Okay!
Princess Sophia.
Princess Sophiadaddy's hand bag!
- Come let me
- Wait, wait, wait.
I need to get you sanitized.
Just a little more and it is operating
room you will take her to.
Are you mocking me now?
Mocking you? I cannot do such.
I cannot do such brother Mautin.
I cannot do such. Eh!
- Eh! Can I do such?
- Infact,
it is even time to
change her for her party.
- Change her?
- Her guests have
- have started arriving.
- I only just carried her now
- brother Mautin?
- She wants to wear
her birthday cloth please.
Guy, what kind of rubbish are you riding?
Why are you riding like
that, do you want to k*ll me?
If you don't value your
life, I value my own.
DJ MG on the ones and twos in the
building, can I have some noise please.
DGMG!
- 'Sup my man.
- Hi MG, hi Chuks.
Hi
What's good? How is the bar?
You guys messed it up?
Oh you have messed it up? It's okay.
Normal level.
Business is booming
and the sales are crazy.
Customers are trooping in from all angles.
- It's crazy bro.
- Okay, good to hear.
Love that, love that.
Aww, look at my princess.
- Meet your uncle Mauyon.
- Princess Sophia
- Oh I got you some
- Meet your uncle Mauyon
Okay, alright, alright.
Thank you doctor. Thank
you doctor. Thank you.
Come baby
Aww
She is so adorable.
See Uncle Mauyon
We got you a gift.
See your gift.
Look at auntie Lily.
I got a gift as well baby girl.
Alright let's go meet
your friends outside.
Go back to daddy.
Here we go. Alright
Chief, Chief!
And where is your gift?
Actually, what happened
to the gift was Sorry.
I don't want you to meet broke uncles.
Wow!
Did you hear that?
You had one job.
No, no, no actually, I
was going to buy the gift right.
What happened was, so I went to the store.
And then, when I got to
the store right, this guy
Why are you involving
me, what are you saying?
- Boss anything he says is a lie.
- Hey wait hold on
- I was not involved
- So nothing serious really.
I'm not even going to talk again.
Ladies and gentlemen, family
Clink for me darling.
Clink, clink, clink, clink!
We have an announcement.
Okay, let me guess
You have another ambassadorship deal?
Well there's that,
but that's not what we are talking about.
- This is, this pertains to...
- I know what it is.
I know what it is.
She is pregnant.
See, I noticed there was
something different about her.
The first Kuju child to
have a child out of wedlock,
and all of you thought it will be me
Congratulations my darling.
I'm not pregnant.
Did I get fat?
I know what it is.
You people have broken up.
Alright, quickly, pay me
my money you guys owe me.
I knew it. Quickly, you guys owe me.
Wait, wait There was a bet?
Okay, guys
No one is breaking up, alright.
Then what is it?
I was going to get there. Alright.
So guys, family
We are engaged.
We are engaged
- Yeah
- Is that it?
Yeah I proposed and she
said yes, we are engaged.
Look
I don't understand,
You guys are supposed to be
excited, why are you guys quiet?
We are engaged.
We heard you the first time
We are family, common man,
I thought you guys
would be excited for us.
When are you guys going to stop
your nonsense engagement thing?
Fake engagement.
Wait, wait guys
Don't tell me you are still holding
on to what happened two years ago?
Guys come on please!
This is for real. Come on guys.
Once irresponsible,
always irresponsible.
For real, for real.
Chief Mautin I am
serious, this is for real.
Lily, can you tell them it is for real?
Wait
Before you say anything,
I need you to know that
you cannot allow him
pressure you into saying anything.
- Really?
- Really?
It's real this time you guys.
He proposed and I said yes.
That's it, that's the proof right there.
- Well, congratulations.
- Congratulations
Thank you fam! Thank you.
Congratulations if it is
real, we saw a ring before.
Thank you.
Thank you guys.
Mausi I can't hear your voice.
Are you okay?
Congratulations guys.
It's just that,
This is going to be the first Kuju
wedding since mama passed.
Eh, somebody should please get a tissue,
she's about to start crying.
- I will slap your own face.
- Please slap me.
Fool. Who is about to cry?
Okay.
So do you people have a date?
Or what's the plan?
So the trad, we are thinking we can
have it here in Nigeria and then, um
maybe use the family house.
Since that's where
Mayor and I shared our first kiss.
Right. That's good.
Did I say something wrong?
What is happening?
Who is going to tell her?
Tell me what?
Erm
Auntie, the family house is gone.
There's no family house again Auntie.
I don't understand.
Well, em
The
the contractors that were hired
They broke down the house.
What?!
- Did you know?
- Hmm?
No.
Yeah, yeah.
BabeLily
You were excited and I
didn't want to burst you bubble.
I
It's all brother Mautin's fault.
- Wha?
- I mean it is his idea.
Brother Mautin's what?
It was you who brought the
contractors to rebuild the house.
Well, I didn't tell them to tear it down.
How come I am just finding out now?
Demolish the house? Are you kidding me.
Why are you all looking at me?
Because you are the one that was
supposed to oversee it, fool!
Okay
I will beI will run a successful bar
A successful business here
and still be overlooking
the building of the house.
How do you expect me to manage?
- Chuks let them know
- Eh?
- He usually doesn't have anything to say.
- What?
Surprised much?
- You say you are running a successful bar
- Why are you calling Chuks into this
- because you're the one serving them?
- Why are you calling
- It's not about thatguysYou forget that
- It is about that. The question is
- No!
- It was simple.
- You were the only one close to the house.
- But I have a life bro.
- But you're the onlyone close to the house
- This one is not part of it
- Please!
- So please
- Please! Please!!
- What stupid business are you running?
Is it not my money you're spending?
- You can go to the saloon but you cannot
- You made me look
- stupid in front of my babe.
- You can't go and watch
What kind of rubbish is that? Maupe
Maupe, back me up here please.
Sister Maupe, it's true.
Speak up, you're not saying anything.
See, you all know what?
Do you know what?
I don't think I am needed here.
I don't have to be here.
Because whether I am here or not,
you guys will still have
your meeting successfully.
But what have I done?
Is it because I'm a provision seller?
Is it a crime to not complete school?
Do you think I can't be somebody in life?
Everything going on in the
family, you keep from me.
Why?
Mummy wait let me follow you.
You say what?
Why are you calling me mummy?
Am I your mummy now?
Please they're your family, be with them.
Thank you
Thank you very much
everybody, God bless you.
The Kujus!
Hey what's up?
Hey.
- Ebi, so, um
- I think we should break up
I don't understand.
- Wha
- I'm tired.
It's been six months of
back and forth from you.
Are you over me?
- If that's what the problem is say it.
- I'm not over...
So what's the problem then?
Exactly.
I can't be with somebody who
doesn't know how to communicate.
Babe I'm sorry please.
Babe I'm sorry, I have
said this like 800 times already.
I'm sorry!
Baby I'm sorry...
Mayor you made me look
silly in front of your entire family
knowing fully well that
house doesn't exist any more.
Okay. You didn't look silly
Maybe clueless.
Babe, babe I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Look I'm sorry. And
I will do anything to make this right.
Anything?
Why do I feel like I
am going to regret this?
I don't want to break it please.
You don't want to?
I don't want to break it
You don't want to break it.
Mautin.
Mautin.
Can I get a little help here?
I am sure you have it under control.
Mummy has it under control
I want to cover my shoe.
You want to cover your shoe?
Shouldn't you be heading to work?
In a minute.
Pamela look,
this thing
Is there enough milk in this thing?
It looks a little off.
This one is off.
It's off.
Hello.
Yes.
Lily
Hi.
- No, no, no Yes of course.
- Put it.
I'm all ears what's up?
Your phone is ringing.
Hello
Yo! hello, my man MG.
What sup
Mayo, bro What's good?
I am fine.
Um, quick one bro How
busy is your bar this days?
Look all I am saying is if
they don't agree to this deal,
We are not signing. Is that Ah ah!
I will call you back. I
will call you right back.
Dr. Mautin, thank you
so much for showing up.
Okay, I only came because
Maupe told me there was
an emergency at the bar.
And I don't joke with my investment.
- Here is him meet your uncle Mauyon.
- Hey baby
Chief chief, the chief of the family.
Welcome to bar M.C
Good to see you.
I still think that is a stupid name.
And I see you brought
your baby to the bar.
Foolish boy.
I only brought her to let you guys know
how short a time I have to spend here.
Oh I see that
Eh Mauyon didn't tell you.
Mauyon tell me what?
Cam rolling.
Three Two, one
Action!
Hello everyone and
welcome to another episode
of your favourite cooking
show Mausi's kitchen.
Okay
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
We should get someone to bring us drinks.
Wait hold on.
- Mausi.
- Mm.
- All of this is your dressing room?
- Yes.
- Wow!
- That's so big!
Okay, superstar!
AwwnThank you, thank you.
Eh Maupe
I didn't know that I will see you today.
That makes both of us.
Well
I'm glad I came.
It was a very beautiful show.
And em Very educational.
You are doing great.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Honestly, I don't do much.
It's Ebi and her team members,
the crew, they just put everything
together and I just show up.
- Hmm?
- Yes.
I see
Okay. So, um
I know we are all wondering
why we are meeting here today.
As you already know...
Lily and I announced our
engagement last weekend.
And she's expressed her interest
in celebrating our traditional
wedding here in Badagry.
Yes, yes I know the
house has been demolished
but it doesn't mean
we can't have it in town right.
Now this is where you all come in right.
It is Lily's wish
that every single member of this family
be part of the planning.
Oh Lily
That's so sweet.
It's the least I can do.
I mean, you guys have been
so kind and accommodating
right from the beginning.
It just
It won't make any sense to plan the
wedding without everyone involved.
So here is how it's going to go.
Dr Mautin
Or do I say Chief Mautin
Chief!
Um, you and Pamela are
in charge of curating the guest list.
That seems fair.
Great
Yes, so Mausi, you will be
in charge of food and general welfare.
Of course.
So MG, you and Chuks
will be in charge of logistics.
We accept the responsibility.
Yeah, umWhat he said.
And what about me?
What am I doing?
- Big sis
- Eh?
How would you like to
help pick out the Aso-Ebi?
And
And the designs for my and
Mayo's outfits for the ceremony?
Well, since you asked nicely, why not?
Yes, sweet. Okay, great.
Um, Ebi you are going to be with Chuks
- and um
- No
Sorry, I was hoping I could assist
my mum in picking out designs.
- That's if you don't mind.
- Oh yeah, that's fine.
Eh eh.
Eh, Umsis.
Before I forget, you are not
going to be not be designing alone.
Ah ahHow?
My cousin Valentine is a stylist as
well, so he is gonna be joining you.
You can just think
of it as like a co-effort
I don't I don't think so, I don't
think I want to be doing that.
Oh my goodness!
Em, Please
I promised him a long time ago
and I really don't want to
go back on it now.
Okay
Are you sure he's not
a problematic person?
- He is not
- Because all these millennial stylist
They have drama.
- Nah
- They are very dramatic.
I promise, Valentine is a sweetheart,
you both are gonna get along just fine.
I hope so.
So Valentine,
Big sis here actually picked
out the design for the Aso-Ebi.
- Mm-hmm
- Ya!
I see
- Ebi, please
- Ma?
This can go well with this one.
Because I realized that you
like Aso-Oke very well.
And it is rich in our culture so
So I thought if you pick a few
Aso-Oke to join the fabrics that I bought.
So we have em quite a number.
Bring them.
As soon as you see the one that you like,
please let me know so we
can stop bringing out from the bag.
OhExcuse me
Is that it?
Yes.
No
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh no No.
No, no, no
- Why?
- These just won't do.
And why is that?
Do I really need to spell it out for you?
Oh my God!
They are
What's the word?
They are ugly.
Valentine!
- They are not ugly.
- Or at least
Tacky.
CuzCuz
If you want your trad wedding to
look like a low budget nollywood film,
then by all means, please go ahead.
- Valentine!
- If you really
Really want your entire
family looking cheap,
compared to your very elegant guests.
Because that's exactly what will
happen if you pick these materials
Sis I apologise.
The behaviour is understandable.
Is this not your family member?
- I am so sorry.
- Don't worry.
You can Please sit down. Sit.
- Mister coloured hair
- You old woman, you don't know me.
Valentine, no!
So you are abusing me in your language?
Oh, you think you are the
only one who can switch up?
- Valentine, stop!
- Oh my God!
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Sis
Does he exactly know how old I am?
Or does he know how I am to you?
No he doesn't, he doesn't. I'm sure.
He doesn't right? I'm sure.
I'm sure he doesn't.
Trust me dear, you don't want to know me.
- Me, dear?
- How old I
- Oh my goodness, Valentine!
- Think you are?
Me?
Valentine let's go. Sis please
Look at him wearing glasses
like a criminal. You're insulting me?
You, dressed like a fisherman,
with a rope on your neck like a thug.
You're using me to practice how to talk
You this nonsense idiot.
Look, pack these things and let's go home.
But wait, did you expect
a bond between sister Maupe
and your London school fashion cousin.
Well
Well like, maybe not a bond,
but like at least work together.
So what did you decide?
Well I
I told them to design separately,
and then I will decide.
Babe, that's that's
gonna cost a lot of money.
I know
But not to worry, very
soon all of this will be over
and it will just be Just the two of us.
And I cannot wait.
Who is that?
Mauyon, it's me.
It's Mausi.
Mausi.
Hey
- Mausi
- Hi Mausi.
Hi to you too
Mausi what are you doing
here by this time of the night?
I will not be here by
this time of the night
if you people behaved like normal people.
- I don't understand
- Um
Ah, you will not understand.
And it is also my lack of understanding
that brought me here this night.
So I was talking to brother Mautin
and he said that, it is only
one plus one we can bring.
As in, one extra person.
- Why?
- Yea.
Safety Mausi.
There's a pandemic,
everyone's safety is important.
- Right baby?
- Yeah.
And we agreed on fifty anyway, so
- Fifty?
- Ya.
- Fifty?
- Hmm.
- As in five zero?
- Yes.
I hope you know that our
extended family first, that one is fifty?
Then we now have
extended, extended family.
Then we now have mummy's society members.
Then there are also the
co-members of the apostolic.
That fifty cannot work please.
Its just going to have to, sis.
Actually, babe, you
know, I'm thinking we are
Em, no, no, no, no, no.
Baby, can I talk to you for a second?
In private please, excuse us.
Come.
What are you doing?
- What am I doing?
- What are you doing?
What am I doing?
Whose wedding is this?
Ours.
- It is
- It's ours.
It's ours, I know.
Babe I know it's ours, I know.
So why are you trying to satisfy her?
Okay, I'm not trying to satisfy her.
So what are you doing?
I actually think fifty is small.
Look, look.
It is small.
There's a pandemic for crying out loud.
My parents are coming.
Safety is important.
We agreed on an intimate ceremony right?
- Yes
- So what's going on?
Babe, babe we agreed.
I know we spoke about that but
Have you ever seen an
intimate Nigerian wedding?
Ya! We are about to see this one.
It remains fifty.
Goodnight.
Goodnight Mausi
My in-law, goodnight.
Let me guess
She said no.
You don't have to guess, it
was exactly what she said.
Okay.
But just know
that when you people start having
marital and financial problems,
don't say I did not warn you.
Because the village elders,
they will be at work then.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
You know Mausi, that is not funny.
Am I laughing?
It's not funny
Am I laughing?
Speaking of elders.
I called Otunba yesterday.
I spoke with him.
Oh, okay.
That's nice.
And then, why didn't
you why didn't you tell me?
I mean, I didn't know that you
and Otunba are no longer together.
I just didn't feel like talking about it.
I didn't want to tell anybody.
Mausi.
Talk to me, what happened? Talk to me.
In summary,
Let's just say his kids didn't
like the idea of their father
being with a woman who
is the same age as them.
Which
Which is okay, makes sense you know.
It's understandable.
But me personally,
I'm not ready for that
drama, I'm too old for it.
So let everybody just paddle their canoe.
Let everybody mind their business.
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
- I'm so sorry.
- Thank you.
It's okay
So what did he say?
Um well,
I just called him and
told him about the wedding
and how we wanted to do it in the
family house
which is now unavailable.
So he said he is going to take charge.
Sort out the bill for where ever
we choose to do it that weekend
- That's nice.
- I mean.
He is sending someone with gifts and em
donations.
That's really nice of him.
Yea.
But I mean,
I'm just saying this so you can know that,
but if you really don't want us to
- go on with this, I can nip it
- Ah. No, no, no!
If he wants to help, let him help please.
Haba! I don't have a problem with that.
Thank God!
Thief!
- Thief!
- Ah that moneylt's necessary.
You're not serious!
Have no fear boy.
DJ MG is here.
What's happening?
And where have you been since?
What kind of rubbish is this,
where have you been since?
We were supposed to
meet here by 12 'O clock,
now I have had to tell them
to come back twice already.
- What's your problem please?
- Can you relax?
I had to take my baby for a small shower.
You know, Rihanna
has to be clean and nice.
You mean that nonsense thing Rihanna.
Who are you calling nonsense?
It's my bike you are calling nonsense?
Are you okay?
It's like this
this single life has started
- messing with your head.
- Guy please, please
That is not what is important here.
Who is the person that's supposed to come?
- Because nobody has shown up yet.
- I don't know.
Otunba is probably going
to send one of his boys.
Guy, I hope it's not going to be
Announcing the arrival
of Otunba's company.
Property of money bag.
Money stops nonsense.
Barry Wonder is here!
DJ MG!
Barry Wonder!
You know there's still COVID-19 out
there, and you want to shake my hand.
- You want to infect me, it won't work.
- It's not your fault.
Because I decided to treat you
like a normal human being right.
Treat me like an animal,
- don't greet me like normal human being.
- Why are you spitting on me?
Did I spit on you?
Please where is the money?
It's in here, loaded.
Did Otunba send dollars instead?
Did he send dollars?
I think you should call him and find out.
Call him.
Rubbish! Are you interested in
the money or I should take it back?
Come
Do you want it or not.
Yes please.
Well first, there's one
order of business before
we know whether you want
it, or you don't you want it.
All you have to do Spread your hand.
Spread your hand.
Spread your hand.
You have to do Corona
Spread your hands bro.
Bro quickly please.
Just whatever man.
Nonsense
Rubbish! Even I have to be sanitized.
Mr. man where is it?
It is here.
Pick your sanitizer.
- It is here.
- I don't
- I don't understand, what is this?
- Do you understand?
Can't you see the card?
This is it.
Five million of Nigeria naira.
Bro
- For the wedding.
- That's nice
- Hi guys.
- Oh
- Hello. I
- Hi
Yes, my name is Gloria
I am the manager of
Oasis Hotel and Reserves.
And I will be the one taking you guys
on the guest tour of our hotel.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
So
Shall we begin?
- Yes we shall.
- Wait, where are you going?
- I don't understand, where are you going?
- What do you mean where am I going?
- Are you not supposed to
- I am going inside.
Are you not supposed to
give me the money and go?
Otunba said I should stay
here and monitor his investment.
So get used to this face.
Mister Leave this idiot.
Let's be going.
You will not eat rice in that wedding.
If you eat rice, call me a bastard!
Wait, what's that place over there?
Oh That's our famous casino.
You mean casino. You people have casino?
Oh bro that's a
Do you guys want to see it?
- Yea of course, of course.
- Sure.
- I want to see it.
- Why is he so excited
- because of a casino.
- Ah, Otunba!
My Godfather is calling. A minute, take.
I will talk to him.
- So do you guys have like
- Hello
a lot of customers and all that.
- Yea, yea,
- Otunba!
I mean people always
come around to play games
So, I could see you
in about thirty minutes?
Yea.
Not a problem.
Okay
Now move please move please.
Hello?
Excuse me.
Bye! They want to
- They want break my windscreen.
- Hello
Can you move please?
- Hello
- What is all this, where is the driver.
Hello!
- Hi, hi
- Mister move your car please.
Hi, please can you move your car,
You cannot just park in
the driveway of a resort.
Can you please move?
I'm so sorry, my driver is
not around at the moment,
but he will be back in
a bit and we will leave.
I'm very sorry.
Wait, he will be back in a bit?
Yes ma'am.
- And you will leave in a bit?
- Mm-hmm.
- You will leave in a bit?
- Uh-huh.
Don't leave please.
Don't go anywhere.
Just stay here.
Just stay here, don't move.
Don't leave please.
Because you carry big, big cars
Why is she so angry?
Don't leave, don't go anywhere.
Nonsense.
Good afternoon, welcome
to Oasis hotel and resort.
How may we of help to you today?
Mausi Kuju for the Kuju
family weekend retreat.
Okay. One second please.
Alright ma, you are in room 301.
- Please hold a second while I
- Thank you.
Is everything alright?
Yes ma Sorry ma.
Your keys ma.
- I thought you said 301, this is 01.
- Yes.
There's been a misunderstanding ma.
301 is the regular suite.
And this is?
Welcome madam
To the first class suite experience.
For the one percent of the one percent.
If you need anything at all,
don't hesitate to call me.
- Enjoy your stay ma.
- I will try,
Thank you.
Maogbe
Chuks
Ah ah!
Or is it
the money that Otunba
sent that is plenty like this.
So if this one is for me,
how will the honeymoon
suite now look like?
Mauyon Mauyon!
Mayo Mayo!
Guy!
- Guy!
- Hey
There's no money in this bag again.
Where's the money?
There's nothing here.
Is that why now you are shouting?
- The card is not even here.
- Guy stop shouting please.
- Where's the card?
- I'm sure
We will call Barry and I'm
sure there's an explanation.
Let me urinate first.
You are too dramatic.
Guy, the money is not
here and you are calm.
How are you calm?
You are too dramatic.
But
You fool, is this not the card?
Don't ever disturb my
sleep like that again.
You found the card.
I found it now.
Hello?
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, thank you.
Alright take care
Who's that?
Guy, they said we should
come and make payment.
What?
Yes sir,
you paid for the rooms last night.
You see what I was telling you?
Men Thank God.
You actually forgot to
collect your receipt last night.
- But yea This is it.
- Okay
Your hair is really nice you know.
Thanks
What's this, what happened?
- Em...
- Any problem?
I think there's a mix-up.
Here it says
It says I only paid for one
night for all of the rooms.
Yes sir, you made a payment of
a hundred and fifty for four rooms
and two hundred for the couple suite.
Making it a total of
eight hundred thousand.
NoAh ah!
No please
I paid for three nights,
and then I also paid for the
hall for my brother's wedding.
Okay. So no, you
haven't made payment for those yet
you said to give you till today.
Sorry, I don't understand
what is happening.
So what you are saying now is that
the we have made is just for one day.
Yes sir, from 12 PM
today till 12 PM tomorrow.
Any problems?
No em No, no problem at all.
- Em, is it fine if I
- Sir please.
Yea It's fine.
Is it fine if I pay for
the other two nights
- and also the hall?
- Yea, sure.
Okay
Thank you.
Savings or current?
- Um, savings.
- Okay.
Your pin sir.
Declined.
- Declined no, no, no.
- Hold on,
it's probably network
- Let me try again.
- Okay.
All these Nigerian banks.
Guy, it better be Nigerian banks
because I don't understand.
Your pin sir.
Oh wow, um
Insufficient funds.
- Please do not panic.
- Hmm
We usually have problems like this.
I am sure it's our P.O.S
There's an ATM over here.
- Okay cool.
- Just straight to your left.
- Alright thank you
- Guy, your bro.
- Your brother, your brother.
- Okay just, just act normal.
What's happening?
- The ATM is that way.
- Yea we know.
We can still get luggage later.
You see what I'm saying
There's no ramp here.
If I wanted to you know, walk the baby.
There's nothing wrong with this place.
Good afternoon
- Welcome to Oasis Hotel and Resort.
- Good afternoon.
- How are you doing?
- Hi cutie.
I'm fine, thank you. Your names please?
Mautin Kuju.
Alright
- Is everything okay?
- Yes sir, yes sir.
Please give me a second
while I get your key.
Okay.
Talking about rooms,
are your rooms baby proof?
- Oh God!
- Yes sir.
I can assure you our
rooms are very, very very safe.
You know because I would I
wouldn't want to sue you guys.
If I sued this establishment
- I will take the key please.
- There will be none of that.
- Thank you
- If there's danger anywhere.
Hello babe.
I need to ask them, cause you know
When you are done,
please make sure they bring
the rest of the stuff to our room.
- My baby, I will win you soon.
- Sir Sir. Sorry sir.
Excuse me sir. Yeah
If you will just sign here and here.
Yes. Eh. So, um
Talking about safe, how
safe are we talking about?
You guys on your brochure
you wrote all thisyeah.
Fancy words like,
- ultra modern design, bla bla bla
- Yesyes. And
- all of that is true sir.
- In my books,
It is a shortcut for hazardous.
No, no, no.
- You understand.
- No sir.
Where is Barry?
Actually yeah, that is
true. Where is Barry?
Do you think he had
something to do with this?
I don't know man
I don't know but,
even if he had something or didn't
have something, shouldn't he be here?
Ha Men!
Guy do you remember
what happened yesterday?
I remember that I was
holding on to the purse right?
Then at one point he was
He kept on insisting that he wanted
to hold it like, he wanted to hold it.
- You know the way Barry does
- Hold it, at what point?
I remember him saying something about em
Us not
I remember him saying
something about us not using it
to place
Guy.
The casino!
Yeah.
Thank you very much.
We got it from here.
L cant wait too.
Alright. Uh...
- Yeah say, "hi" to dad for me.
- We will call you if we need anything.
- Yeah, bye.
- Thanks. Bye.
Baby
Baby what do you think about this room?
- It's amazing.
- I know
It's a lot better than I imagined.
I'm even shocked Maugbe
can be this efficient.
You know right.
Thank you.
So where is my daughter's room?
I'm sorry, this is the package they
paid for in the name of Ms. Maupe.
Yes, I am Maupe.
I mean Ebi my daughter.
She also has a room, doesn't she?
Wait
So, are you saying that my
daughter and I will stay in this room?
I thought you are giving
one couple one room each?
Yes ma.
Okay so Ebi and I are now a couple?
Is that what you are saying?
I will have to talk to the
management about that ma.
Oh my days.
Guy you need to calm down.
Your pacing is stressing
me out, just relax.
Calm down!
Guy don't tell me to calm down.
We spent four million naira in one night.
Four million naira.
Guy you know my family.
They will roast me.
So they will roast you
what am I supposed to say?
If you are saying that
they are going to roast you,
what am I supposed to say?
I am not even a member of your family bro.
If they should found
out about this I am dead.
They are going to k*ll me.
So can you just calm down
and stop pacing around
- Because bro you're stressing me out
- Okay.
- Please
- I will calm down.
Maugbe, Chuks, it's Mausi.
Are you there?
Hello oh!
Maugbe!
Maugbe!
They will never stay in one
place, always moving up and down.
This, this is it right.
Listen guy.
We need to find a way to find
that four million naira and fast.
Before they start kicking every
one of them out of this hotel
Yes I understand your
point, but the now the question is
I do not have money
lying around somewhere.
Do you have money, do you?
Well done!
Good day.
- Good afternoon.
- Excuse me.
Yes maGood afternoon ma.
- Good afternoon
- Yes ma
- How are you?
- I'm fine, thank you ma.
Please I want to complain about my
Pastor.
You are looking back for what?
It's me
Mummy twins from church.
Mummy twins.
Mummy twins.
- Pastor.
- Ah, wow, wow.
It's you, I prayed
for your children the other day.
- Yes.
- Ah, it's so good to see you.
Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
- Oh you are blessed.
You are blessed.
Eh but
Ah ah. Pastor,
Please
What are you doing here?
You are at front desk,
what are you doing here.
Mummy is that why you're looking around?
I'm just here for a part-time job,
so I can live the baby boy lifestyle.
Man must not live by bread alone.
You can eat it with sardines,
butter or jam, you understand me?
Pastor living a baby boy life
- Madam
- In an hotel uniform
Madam are you trying to
make fun of me? Please stop it.
I stooped low to wear this uniform.
When I got here,
I had the choice to wear what I
like but I didn't want to be proud.
The crazy people that gathered Sorry
the congregation was stubborn,
they didn't want to give me money.
And em
I had to take whatever
job I can lay my hands on.
I am here on part time
At the same time, what do I always say?
God is what? God is everywhere.
Of course.
Ma, what brings you here?
It's my younger brother's
traditional wedding.
- This weekend.
- Oh wow! Wow, wow.
Congratulations.
Thank you, thank you.
Eh but,
Pastor
- Wait
- Yes ma.
Since you are already here,
can't you officiate for us at the event?
Madam it sounds great,
but I have responsibilities at this desk.
There's something I am
I would have done it.
- Pastor
- Yes ma.
- I understand.
- Yes ma.
I understand.
Please where is their hall here?
Oh, it's that way ma,
the last building to your left.
- Oh
- Yes ma.
- Thank you very much.
- Yes ma. yes ma.
Well done young lady.
- Thank you.
- Well done alright?
You too, have a nice day.
Pastor pastor!
Hey! My pastor in a baby boy uniform
Excuse me sir
You say I cannot enter
A hall that we have paid for.
It's my brother's wedding
It is my brother's wedding.
I need to check this hall out and
you are telling me I cannot enter inside.
Hello But we have paid.
- That's the instruction.
- We have paid.
This is nonsense.
- Mausi what's happening here?
- Help me ask him
Mr. Policeman says I can't go inside
Because why, we have
not paid for the hall.
Not true. How can he say that?
Well, that's not right.
Gentleman wait, there must
be some misunderstanding.
We have paid for this hall.
Sir, I'm sorry sir.
But, I don't know anything about this sir.
- So we cannot enter?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait
- What's going on here?
- Because
Welcome.
- Call me back, call me back.
- Husband of wife.
Welcome.
They say that we cannot enter your hall.
To go and check it. Because what?
Because we have not paid.
That's not right.
It doesn't make any sense.
Maugbe and Chuks are supposed
to have sorted this thing out.
Eh, wait
Are you saying you put
those two in charge of this hall?
Those two that couldn't even
book me in the right room?
You put them in charge?
Ha! There's trouble.
- It's a simple thing
- There's a problem.
- Just to pay for hall
- It's logistics
Baby, you say MG called you right?
Yea he did, I spoke to him.
- Is everything under control?
- Look at the idiot.
Just look at the idiot.
Come on, everything is under control.
What's going on Kujus?
Your family
Your whole family is
being embarrassed here.
Where have you been?
They said they cannot let us enter because
we have not paid for hall.
I know, you guys should relax please.
You guys gave me the
responsibility to do logistics,
I have been out there 'logisticating'.
- What's the issue?
- 'Logisticating?' Doesn't make any sense.
- Stop saying rubbish.
- Hey, what's the issue?
Good evening.
- Do you remember my face?
- I remember your face sir.
Go on
But the instruc...
Wait, wait, wait.
You are sure you remember my face?
- I remember your face very well sir.
- Alright go on.
The instruction my boss gave me is
- nobody have lodged...
- You are mad.
Are you okay?
- Embarrassing the Kujus like that?
- I'm sorry sir.
See, I give you two
minutes to call your boss
and rectify everything, else I
will show you my other side.
Are you okay?
- No excuse me. First of all,
- You guys I'm so sorry.
It's not a matter of shouting. Did you
- Where's the receipt?
- The re
There's a
- Ah ah, this is the receipt
- Call him.
- Everything paid for.
- But this wasn't the plan.
BroCome on, I did everything.
- Yes sir.
- Everything will be fine.
Yes sir, it's the Kujus family sir.
They say they want to use the hall sir.
Okay sir.
- Alright sir.
- We can enter?
So why were you
arguing in the first place?
No, why were you
embarrassing me in the first place?
- It's okay
- What rubbish?!
Let's go
- Can you see yourself?
- I'm so sorry.
- I'm so sorry.
- Get out of the way.
Ah ah.
Ah ah.
- Do you see it.
- This is nice!
- See where we will put food.
- You see what I am seeing?
- Food will line up here.
- You see what I am seeing?
Food will line up here, see space.
- Maugbe has taste, he has some sense.
- See space
No, no, no, this is what I like.
This looks like a big yard.
- Ahno, no, no.
- Yes, yes.
Okay so I want everybody
to say it at once like a choir.
We love you Maugbe.
You are amazing Maugbe.
- You are the best
- Please shut up, idiot.
You are silly Maugbe.
You are nonsense Maugbe.
- Is it not your job you have done?
- This place is not baby proof.
- Whether they told us thank you,
- it's not what?
- Ah no, no, this is lovely.
- It's not baby proof.
Brother mautin, she is not
a baby, Atinuke is a big girl.
Oh great, I see the entire family is here.
Welcome
I wasYou guys are the Kujus I must say.
- Welcome to Oasis hotel and resort.
- Yes.
- Yes we are.
- And you are who?
My bad.
I am Gloria, the manager of the hotel.
And you guys must be the lucky couple.
Ah ah.
Couple how? Do we even look compatible?
No That's the couple there.
- Hi.
- Oh wow!
Great! Emit's our pleasure to
be hosting your traditional wedding,
- and
- Thank you.
I hope you guys like
what you have seen so far?
- Yes, the space.
- I love the space.
It's like it's very wide. There's so
much that we can do with this space.
- So I'm happy.
- Oh great!
Then, if there's anything I can
help you guys with
- make sure you
- Em, em, auntie manager
- Yes ma.
- How are you?
- Very well.
- Good.
- Sorry hope you don't mind.
- No.
I have one complaint.
Okay, what would that be?
See em
I'm here with my young daughter.
Okay.
And the room they gave us is quite small.
And I'm wondering, will
I be there for three days.
Just
If I want to enter the room,
this is how I used to enter.
You understand.
Three days?
Yes. We will be here for three days.
Will I be walking like this
- inside the room for three days?
- So you guys
- paid for
- I'm sorry actually
actually wait, just give
Guys give me a second please.
- I need to sortsort out something
- Let me explain myself
We will get back to you.
- Hundred percent. Hundred percent.
- What is it? Do you want to enter me?
So em
So em, I was wondering yeah
Is it possible to
allow us stay here for a few more hours
and then I will pay for the
next two days tomorrow.
Is there Is there a problem?
No, no, no it's nothing
serious, it's just em
Just some, like a very small bank issue.
Yeah, yeah
- Exactly what he said.
- Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
Like I really wish I could help
But like this weekend, some of the
board of directors are going to be here.
There's just a bit of pressure around.
I'm so sorry.
No, you know I was actually thinking that
you know, it will be nice and
all to break your back for me
but who am I at the end of the day.
It's fine.
Just relax. Five
- Four
- Eh You know what?
Yea, I think you guys can
check out at 6pm instead of twelve.
Thank you so much Gloria.
Yeah, I mean, that's not too much.
- Six Just six hours.
- You are the best.
- Yeah sure, I'm the best.
- You are the best.
So
Gist me.
What's going on in Ebi's world?
How's work?
School?
Relationship?
I heard you broke things off with Chuks.
Your mum might have told me once or twice.
Well, I'm
I'm fine, I guess.
What happened?
I thought you guys were good.
I thought so too but he
He was just acting weird and
then hiding things from me and
I did not have the strength for that.
At least, not now.
Do you love him?
You don't have to answer.
I do.
Or I guess I did.
I don't know auntie, I don't know.
Believe it or not
your uncle was
just the same a long time ago.
He could not express his feelings at all.
It was something I had to
be so patient with him about.
Something we had to learn together.
And I was patient,
because I loved him.
I'm still patient every single day.
To be honest, it was
because I love him even more.
I think you just need
search your heart Ebi.
And decide how you truly feel about Chuks.
And if it is worth the patience.
Thank you auntie.
I am sure you all are wondering why
I called us here for this dinner.
As you know, I am in charge of welfare.
For the ceremony which is in two days.
So what I have done is, I have
deliberated, sat down, planned
with some of my Chefs.
And we have come up with some
of the fanciest African cuisines.
Some bad
gourmet dishes.
That everyone is going to taste,
you know, we are all going to sample it,
and eventually vote for the one
that we will be eating on that day.
So without further ado
Waiters
What's this called?
- Come on
- It's called what?
They are gourmet dishes.
- Gourmet.
- Gourmet.
- Gourmet.
- Gourmet.
G O U R M E But the "T" is silent.
OkayOkay.
Lovely.
Gourmet.
- Like, we took our time
- What is this?
Decided to you know,
just put something special.
- Don't worry guys
- This is melon.
- Excuse me?
- Is this is not melon?
It's like em, melon
gate-crashed by a chicken.
No
Brother mautin, wait you will taste it.
Yes, my own is here. Thank you.
Yes
Thank you, thank you very, very much.
Ah ah.
What is that?
Mausi.
Please, what is this?
Emhelp me ask her.
Maupe, we said it is gourmet.
Gourmet is elaborate and aesthetics.
I have seen the elaboration,
where is the food?
Or is the plate edible?
Ah ah.
Brother Mautin how can
you say Eh, eat the plate.
See, this is not about fighting
The food is there.
This fish that looks like it
was k*lled with a bottle?
It looks like accidented you know.
Mine looks like melon
gate-crashed by chicken.
Ah ah, brother Mautin
what are you saying please?
Are you joking or you are playing with us?
How can I be joking,
this is gourmet please.
Don't you know gourmet?
I did not say gomeh
- I did not say gomeh.
- Okay. Okay.
- It's gourmet.
- Please don't fight me,
let's iron this out.
What are you serving my market
people when they come for the wedding?
If market people cannot eat
gourmet, then they should not come.
- Eh because they understand gourmet.
- And where's jollof rice and the eba,
and the amala and the
pounded yam that we all know?
Aren't you tired of eating
pounded yam, all the time?
- Always eating pounded yam, rice, amala
- Wait you men it's not coming?
It's not like this is the first wave
and we are having a second wave?
There's no wave.
- This is it,
- there's no wave.
- There's no wave.
- This is all.
- We will have rice.
- We must have rice please.
- Of course
- Who will cook the rice?
Have you even tasted the
food? You have not even eaten it.
Have you tasted this food that
smells like it's almost going bad?
- If you don't want to eat don't eat.
- Mausi don't talk to me like that
- You can fast if you want.
- We are of the same parent.
No I did not know I was a borrowed child.
We grew up together
- Didn't know I grew up at the neighbours
- Don't talk to me like that
I am elderly, don't talk
to me in that manner.
Elderly by what count? How many years?
Talking about elderly, where's
- Mausi
- this boy and his friend?
You want me to sell my baby?
I understand where you
are coming from but bro,
I feel like that's a very good option.
Because if not, everything we have been
doing since yesterday all the effort is
Guy, it's for nothing.
Just do it please.
I can't guy.
Guy, Rihanna is everything to me
- I know but
- You know how much she means to me.
That's, that's my everything.
Yea, I get, but
Who is that?
It's me.
- Tell her
- It's Ebi. Why will I just tell her to go?
Just calm down.
Go on
Do you want her to see you here?
Make it fast.
Yeah.
- Hey, Ebi what's up?
- Hi Oh!
- Hi
- Yeah, what's up?
You look really good.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
EmThey're looking for you guys outside.
Is DJ MG here?
Yeah he's around, but
we are kind of busy now.
We are doing something. Is there
something we can help you with?
NoI'm good.
I mean?
Well I was
I was hoping we could you know
talk.
Talk?
Well, I mean, yeah.
Of course, of course we can talk.
But it's just that right now,
we are kind of doing something now, so
em, you know later we can
Guy what was that, what was that for?
I don't think you are okay.
Guy you are wasting too much time,
we have serious issues to deal with.
What do you mean more important
things? Ebi is important to me too.
Now you just made me look like I don't
care about her. What's your problem?
If I can deal with losing Rihanna, you
should be able to deal with losing Ebi.
Nonsense.
Just imagine their rubbish.
"I don't know gourmet."
"Gourmet is this. It's too small."
When you are small-minded,
you refuse to grow.
Traditional food, eba and
the likes, that's what they want.
"My market people."
Failing to grow.
Which one is this one again?
It wasn't here earlier.
Smells nice.
Hope it's not for Mauyon
and they brought it here.
From a king to his Queen.
Otunba?
Yeahh
Mautin
- Mautin
- Yes.
Did you by any chance see my phone?
No.
- Mautin.
- Yes
Why is there an enrolment card for
Queens View Montessori in your bag?
Look, I was going to tell you.
You were going to tell me?
I am enrolling Sophia there.
You were going to enrol my child,
in a new school and not tell me?
Wait, that's not what I meant.
And what's wrong with
the one she's in now?
Well
The one she's in now is alright. It's okay
Okay. It's
But
But Queen's View is the best of the best.
You knowyou know what they do there?
There, they pay attention to the
individual needs of the pupils you know.
I just wanted to give Sophia
all the advantages she can get.
So do I babe.
Of course I want all the advantages too,
but you can't keep these things from me.
I swear, I was going
to tell you. It's just
It just slipped off my mind, you know.
And this has nothing
to do with the fact that
Queen's View is only two
streets away from your hospital?
No, no, no please. No, no, no.
Oh It is?
Wow!
No, it wasn't
It's a coincidence.
Wow!
Have you seen my phone?
Babe, babe wait.
Listen.
Let's stop fighting over this.
I don't want it to be that, she
will be hearing adults arguing
all the time you know.
It's not good for her mental health.
Bro, trust me.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with it.
It's in perfect condition.
Bro I feel you but I still
need to check this thing out.
Excuse me, don't call it this thing.
She has a name, her name is Rihanna.
I want to buy this
bike, just chill out okay.
Okay, I'm chill.
- Wait, wait please.
- What's your problem?
- See the way he wants to climb her.
- Leave him, leave him are you crazy
He is just really attached to the bike
please don't be angry. But are you crazy?
Guy it's either you allow this thing
move or you just get out of this place.
See the way he is pressing her.
See the way he is pressing her
What do you mean by let it go?
You know how attached I was to her.
Yea, but we have two million Naira now,
is it not better than nothing?
I have sold my chains.
I have sold my DJ equipments
I have sold my babe.
I'm just reasoningMaybe we should just
Bro, I don't want to order anything.
Get in.
Get in now!
I don't understand, what's going on.
Wait wait first!
Open that your phone!
What did you say?
Move!
Is it me you guys are
talking to, are you mad?
Don't be angry, don't be angry please.
Sit down.
This one will be stubborn.
Please. Please
We didn't do anything please.
Don't leave us here.
If you like shout from now till next year,
nobody is going to hear you.
What are you doing here?
What do you mean what am I doing here?
You gave me out as collateral.
You guys played a bet,
and left me as collateral.
You say what am I doing here.
Human beings.
You gave me out as collateral,
and still asking what am I doing here.
Alright
We all know why we are here.
And earlier we get on
it, the better for all of us.
Where's the money?
Okay, so
Hey hey! Shut up there.
- I don't want to listen to stories.
- Okay.
We have given you guys enough time.
Two of you
Now, the only thing the
boss wants is his money.
So where's the money?
- It is with them.
- So, so the thing is
- The thing isthe thing is this right
- You say?
Speak up, speak up, I did not hear you.
I said the thing is this right,
We have the money, but not everything.
How much are we talking about?
How much?
How much?
Type it there.
Give it to him
Bring it!
- Is something wrong with you?
- Give it to me!
How much is there?
Are you joking?
You think it's a joke right?
No I didn't say that.
This is good but it's not enough.
Once you guys have the full the money,
knock on the door we will come back.
See, you, I know you are stubborn.
I will be the one to k*ll you.
Does that mean I can go?
Go back.
I wasn't part of the bet.
I didn't participate.
Okay, so if their plane took off by ten,
That that means their plane should
be landing around
- four or five.
- Five.
Ha ha, exactly.
So you just go wait at the water port,
when their boat arrives
they'll call you. Okay?
- Okay, sure
- Hi baby.
- Hi baby.
- Hmm-hmm
I have a surprise later
for you later tonight baby.
- Really?
- Mm-Hmm
Baby this is Emeka, he
handles all our trips to Nigeria.
- All right.
- Emeka Charles.
- Nice to meet you.
- Congratulations sir.
Oh thank you.
He's getting my parents
later this evening.
- Oh of course.
- Yeah.
- Okay so
- Okay so be on your way.
Thank you.
- All right.
- Congra
- All right.
- Hmm
Urgh.
Finally, so you people
can come and fix the AC.
Right?
I've asked you guys to come in since.
Everywhere is just hot anyhow.
Don't bring my bell Ah.
Ebi it's you? Come inside.
Aunty it's me, you sent for me.
Is everything okay?
It's these people, the AC
Everywhere is hot.
- Wow!
- AC here is not working.
AC in my room is not working.
Everywhere is just hot,
and they've not come since.
Ebi
How?
My guess is that it's Otunba.
He's been trying to get
back together with me and
has been sending gifts and all.
Aunty, is this what I think it is?
Maybe.
Look Ebi.
What are you doing?
What are you doing today?
- Where have you been?
- I'm not doing anything.
I thought you wanted to send me
somewhere that's why you called me
- Will you spend the day with me?
- Yes.
Aunty.
- Eat, the food is plenty,
- Aunty Mausi,
- everything is for you?
- I can't finish it.
We have to hurry up so that
- Ha-ha.
- Okay.
Excuse me.
Oh, I'm so sorry, good afternoon.
We didn't know anybody was
in, but we just need to fix the vent.
Oh the AC?
- Yes.
- Okay.
- Please hurry up.
- Alright sir.
Ebi.
- Hurry up.
- Aunty.
Ebi what's the matter? I
heard you say something.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
- Good afternoon.
- Excuse me.
- Hello, someone just walks into the room
- No.
A total stranger walks into your room
and you're balanced there sitting.
Please what are you doing here?
How do you just waltz into
someone's room just like that?
I don't understand, why will
Maugbe bring me to a place like this?
Where is Maugbe?
How do they allow people,
strangers, total strangers.
- Even two.
- I've finished sir.
- Okay, we're so sorry
- Ebi.
Sorry about that.
You better be sorry,
because this is total nonsense.
And you, you sat down
there eating pancake.
Aunty Mausi, no
- They came
- Aunty Mausi did what?
It was you that said the room
was hot, they came to fix the AC.
They are hotel people.
And you couldn't tell me facility manager
wants to do AC, you just sat down there.
- Aunty Mausi.
- Aunty Mausi.
Just eat, eat everything, swallow it.
Because I said you should come and
stay with me, that's all you can think of.
- What was you was what?
- Sorry aunty.
Okay the AC, is cooling now.
Don't just let people
walk in anyhow and just
- It's you that
- Keep shut!
Mayo
Baby, I feel like we
Oh my goodness.
Oh
Mayo
Oh this is so thoughtful!
I told you that I had a surprise for you.
Baby, oh my goodness,
this is so thoughtful.
Good evening ma.
Good evening.
Why have you people refused
to clean my room since morning?
Oh, I'm so sorry ma, please
what's your room number?
Ha-ha.
- You're asking me what my room number is?
- Yes.
Are you not the one that
checked me in when I came here?
Of course ma, I'm sorry,
please give me a minute.
It's not enough that you
people gave us the wrong room.
Now I'd have to beg you
to come and clean my room.
Ma, it's past your checkout time.
- Ehn?
- Yes.
What's wrong with this lady?
Yes ma it's past your checkout time.
So, ma please if you could just calm down,
let me explain what
exactly the problem is.
Eh!
Babe.
Hmm.
So it's a beautiful night
We're in a nice hotel
Sophia is out with the nanny.
- Oh, I'm getting it.
- Mm-hmm.
Say no more.
I'm sure it will come back any minute.
- Are you sure?
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah, baby cheers.
Cheers baby.
To everything amazing and to us.
Definitely to us.
Yeah baby.
My parents are about to be here.
Which means, double trouble.
I know.
I totally needed this baby,
thank you so much.
You're welcome.
You know I got your back?
All day everyday, always.
You know that right?
Yeah.
Oh speaking of back
Do me.
My back baby.
[in Pidgin] I'm feeling a type of way
- Baby you're flexible.
- Nothing like that.
Look at how you turned.
All right.
You ready for this?
What just happened?
I have no idea.
Nothing.
No.
sh*t.
Okay, I'm just gonna go.
Go where?
- I want to go find out babe.
- No don't leave me.
- BabeJust
- Baby don't leave me here.
Don't leave me here.
What do you mean by calm down
and let you explain?
Am I biting you? So why are
you saying I should calm down?
It's upsetting me.
Do I look like a fighter?
Am I a street fighter?
What's going on?
Why are you dressed like this?
- This is nakedness.
- The light went off in my room,
and I realized there's light everywhere
else. What's going on please?
Is this how you people operate here?
- No, no, no
- You turn off peoples light
without prior notice that it's
passed their checkout time.
Wait, wait passed what checkout time?
What are you saying? What's happening?
She said we have overstayed our welcome.
That's not possible.
But you know it's not possible.
We were meant to be here for three nights.
No sir, just one night.
What are you saying?
- That's what she's been saying.
- I can show you the receipt sir.
- Show me the receipt.
- That's what she's been saying.
We arrived here for three nights,
- what are you talking about?
- Sir.
How can we come here for one night.
Ah ah!
Is this not Maugbe signature?
I knew those boys were
up to no good, I just knew it.
- Okay.
- Since when they gave me a bad room,
I knew they were up to no good.
- There must be a misunderstanding.
- No.
- No, no sir.
- This is a mistake
No this is hundred percent real.
- We are here for three nights.
- No
Initially, yes.
- But.
- There's no initially in this conversation
- We are here for three nights.
- Sir, if you could just let me explain,
- please.
- He is not picking.
Wait.
Do you have that friend's
number? The one that
The one with beards like a ram.
- Chuks
- That has a big beard.
No I don't even have my phone, no.
Ebi should have it, ask Ebi.
Ebi should have a link to him. Call Ebi
What do you mean by Ebi
should have a link to him?
Is he the governor's child
that Ebi will have a link to him?
Big sister, just ask
Ebi for the number please.
Eh, that's what you will say.
My darling, my darling,
this is not our receipt
Who is that one please?
Please ma, would you like
me to get your phone for you?
No, no, no leave it.
The person will call back later.
- Do you want me to get it?
- No.
What she said.
But the I.D says mum.
Ma?
- Exactly the Kujus.
- The Kujus!
Now the Kujus are not poor people alright?
- Okay cool Hi!
- Hi.
- The manager is here.
- Hi manager.
- Why is everything off?
- Please
Please, please, Ma, sir.
What's going on here?
- Ma Ma,
- Why is everything turned off?
- These people are saying...
- What?!
- Who are you calling "these people"?
- These people?
- I just told you we are the Kujus
- "These people"?
We are the Kujus.
- She's rude. But it's okay, it's okay.
- I will throw my slippers at you!
I will rather deal with the
manager. So manager tomorrow is
Our traditional wedding right?
So we came here, lodged here
for three days right? Three nights.
So we can prepare for tomorrow.
Are you getting me?
Actually no, you are not
lodged here for three days.
- No yes we are.
- Excuse you, what are you saying?
- So the
- Our wedding is tomorrow.
So the two guys who came to pay,
they paid for one day,
which was yesterday.
Today Friday and
tomorrow were not paid for.
- What?
- Wait, okay!
No, that's not right.
That's not us, that's not the Kujus.
- Can you check the name?
- It doesn't make any sense.
This doesn't make any sense. SoSo wait,
wait, wait, even if we paid for one day,
It's twelve to twelve right?
Yea, that's correct.
But they asked for an extension of
six hours, which we granted them.
They said they had bank
issues and they couldn't pay
- Mayo what's going on
- It's finished.
I just knew it.
I knew those boys were up to no good.
- Call him right now.
- Bank issues.
Baby like, we have been trying
to call him, and he's
- not picking up.
- They've scammed them.
- You try to call him.
- I don't have my phone,
- baby just calm down. Just calm
- Go get your phone then.
But do you know that
no matter what happens,
that still doesn't give you the
right to cut everything off.
Light and water, without
any proper warning.
We actually did tell um,
we told Mr. Maugbe actually.
Can you call MG?
- He is not picking
- My wedding is tomorrow.
Tomorrow is not going to go
- baby just give me a second.
- Can you go get your
So are you kicking us
out of the hotel now?
- That's what I don't even understand.
- There's
There's actually nothing else I can do.
Like literally right now,
you guys are owing us.
- No!
- Owe you what?
Wait, so I should go into the streets
- in my towel?
- Who says we're owing you?
No, no, let's go into
the street with the towel.
You want me to leave the
hotel with my towel?
- Are you serious?!
- You can always
- What's
- You don't have any respect.
- What's going on?
- Where have you people been since?
- Spa.
- Spatula spatula.
We were spatula shopping for my kitchen.
What is going on? What's going on?
- Is this how you went to spatula?
- What's going on.
- Yes, Mummy.
- What's going? Mauyon?
- They said we have overstayed our welcome
- Mausi,
can you imagine what they are saying?
Asking that saying
that we can book again.
First and foremost, I was in
the bathtub with my baby girl.
Which one is bathtub?
- Wait!
- My parents are coming!
- I know
- They took the lights, what is a bathtub?
Mausi, Mausi. I have been calling you
- I have been calling you since.
- What, what happened?
What's going on here?
That is what they are
trying to explain to me.
I don't understand, I don't
know what is going on.
Mausi, can you believe
that your brother left?
Your brother has gone.
Mautin left.
He has left.
- Like he has gone?
- Yes.
No He's still
Maybe he went for a walk or something.
Mausi, he got a call from the
hospital and he upped and he left.
- Okay so, what is exactly
- He has left!
Happening now? I don't understand.
Hold it for me, I will b*at this girl.
Hold it for me, I will b*at this girl now.
Mausi Mausi, Mausi,
we need you to interfere here.
We need you on this side, cause I
don't understand what is going on.
I'm going to lose my manners,
I'm going to get naked this minute.
Mauyon, you cannot, you
cannot get naked here.
- Mauyon you cannot get naked.
- I will slap you now!
- I will slap you!
- I will do it
Who are you?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Everybody.
Everybody!
Why are you shouting?
- What's the issue?
- What's going on?
What's the commotion?
- Pastor.
- Mummy twins.
- Why did you shout at us like that?
- Me?
It's because you are our pastor.
How dare you shout at the Kujus?
See the way you just shouted.
- I will do any how I like.
- You cannot do any how pastor.
Don't point at me,
what are you telling me?
This is the same bad behaviour
This is exactly why your twins
were possessed by demons.
We are not animals, are we?
Don, you have the floor.
Please is there any,
is everything alright?
Sir
It's not your concern if anything
is wrong with us or right with us.
Please leave us alone.
Why do you just pop up in
people's businesses anyhow?
- Leave us alone please.
- Good evening sir.
Good evening Gloria.
- Good evening sir.
- What's the problem?
- Em so
- I will tell you the problem sir.
I will tell you what is going on.
We came to this hotel,
I and my family.
With the impression that I and
my fiance here, will stay here
until our traditional
wedding which is tomorrow.
That's happening here.
Thank you baby, thank you.
Now the people we gave
the money to pay for the rooms
paid for one night,
instead of three nights.
So we are stuck here, about
to be kicked out by these girls.
That's a problem.
So this people you sent to come
and pay, where are they now?
- That's the problem.
- They are nowhere to be found.
Nowhere to be found.
So in summary, you have not paid.
I'm sorry, who are you again?
I'm a friend of the hotel.
And I saw you guys shouting but I
I think we can solve this
problem, without all the noise.
Em, Gloria, can I see you for a bit.
I'm so sorry for the inconveniences.
We will try and fix this.
Please fix it.
Sorry.
Can you just relax?
Okay Gloria.
Please let's just calm down for a bit.
Let's sit down for a bit.
Babe I told you
I told you I'll always fix everything.
Are you the one fixing it?
- Sister, don't let's cause a scene
- They said we should sit down there right?
What are you saying "Let's not cause a
scene".
- What about the scenes you already caused?
- Am quiet.
- Can I lie down?
- Mayo, my parents are here.
- Where are they?
- What am I going to tell them?
Just calmWe will, baby there's no problem
- We will fix it.
- I'm so embarrassed.
It's going to be fine.
Alright, where are they?
I have been trying to call you since.
- Okay.
- I did not see them.
You didn't see who?
I didn't see your parents.
I have been at the port.
What do you mean you
didn't see them, did you call?
I called them,
their number is not connecting.
- What do you mean their line is not going?
- You have their pictures and you
- Mayo!
- Ya?
I have been there, I have
not even eating since morning.
Who cares about what you have eaten?
- Baby just calm down, calm down.
- Mayo,
my parents don't know this place.
Calm down, we can send somebody
else. Just calm down, babe just calm down.
Okay, let's try and
call again, let's try and call again.
Mayo.
Are you sure it's the
right water port you went to?
At least, there's only
one water port here.
- Mauyon
- Switched off.
Em, guys
- We will find them.
- Guys
- They are not lost.
- Why didn't you call me since?
Let's just go to my
room. Let's go to my room.
Let's..let's
Let's go to my room,
we will sort this thing out.
Look babe, just relax please okay.
Mayo, my parents don't
know any where here.
They texted me when they landed,
so why didn't he see them?
I'm sure it's just a mix-up
babe, they will be fine.
Babe they will be fine okay?
Cookies guys.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
- Mausi
- Mm?
Are you going to tell us how
you got this very gigantic room?
Not like it's any of your
business, but it's Otunba.
He's been trying to woo me back
and he's just been spoiling
me with gifts and everything.
Otunba?
Are you sure?
Yes of course, who else.
Okay, I know he has taste,
but this, is on a high level.
Eh Please.
Pamela,
So he just left like that?
He just left.
You know, you putting
on suit, you are weak.
- So shut up.
- Hope there's no problem?
But you with the tinted you
Yes you, I will k*ll you myself.
Eh, okay.
I am coming.
- I wasn't part of them!
- Chill
They left the door open
Go and check
Shut up first, we are
trying to sort something out.
Calm down!
Hello Otunba
Hello Mausi.
Good evening.
Sorry I'm calling you
so late, how are you?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
How are you, are you okay?
Yes, yes I'm okay.
But it's Barry I'm worried about.
- Barry?
- Yes.
He was supposed to be reporting
to me about how things are going
but I haven't been able to
reach him for the past 24 hrs.
Do you have any idea where he might be?
I don't know.
I have not seen or heard from him.
But if I do
I would call you definitely.
Yes please thank you very much,
I will really appreciate it.
No, thank you Otunba.
What for?
For everything
The sweets
The flowers
Chocolates
The first class treatment, everything.
Mausi
Listen
As much as I wish
I did all of those things,
I really have no idea about that, Mausi.
You most likely have a secret admirer.
Uhm? Good for you.
Secret admirer?
- Who is it?
- Donald.
Oh.
- Where are your guests?
- You're welcome, they're inside.
Sorry for the delay guys.
Your rooms are back in order,
and I'm very sorry for the inconveniences.
Oh, alright. Thank you very much
No it's okay, it's my pleasure.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
No it's a pleasure. My pleasure.
Thank you.
What's the problem?
Uhmm.
Her parents arrived today,
and the person we sent to get
them at the water port couldn't find them.
Oh wow, that's not good.
Uhm I can be able to I know some
guys that can
put a word out for them to, you know
reach out and see if they can
- Do you have their details?
- Yes, yes thank you so much.
Sorry.
- Thank you.
- It's okay.
Thank you so much.
Ebi, let's go.
Thank you so much.
Let's go!
- Sir, thank you.
- No problem.
For restoring the
light in our own cubicle.
- No problem, not a problem.
- We're going there now.
Enjoy your luxury.
Let's go or do you want to carry a box?
Thank you uncle.
- It's okay.
- Mm-hmm.
Please excuse me.
- Guy wait.
- Who are you asking to let you pass?
What if I deny you from entering,
what will you do?
What's the point of coming
- What are you doing?
- Here if I'll be standing outside.
- Be mindful.
- You guys should chill.
Guy listen, are you
sure nobody will find us here though?
Nobody except Otunba.
Infact, Otunba
is not aware he just paid for the room.
I'm the only one who has the knowledge.
Freedom!
Ah! I never imagine that I'll
breathe this kind of fresh air again
I'm free
I'm free
Ah! I'm free
What are you doing guy?
Pressing my phone.
I want to make a call on my phone.
You have a problem with that?
Ehm what exactly are you doing?
Like I told your friend,
I'm pressing my phone.
I want to call my helper,
I want to call Otunba.
Ehm Barry, why exactly are you doing that?
I know you don't want me to call him.
- After you guys squandered his money.
- Which people?
- You squandered his money.
- Are you mad?
- Eh guys!
- Which money are you talking about?
- I'll k*ll you, be careful.
- You are crazy?
- Be careful.
- You're mad.
I'm not in the mood
for all of this rubbish
Are you part of our family?
- What do you mean by that?
- Seems you're crazy.
- Are you part of the family? You fool.
- Leave me, let me deal with him.
Wait let me tell you something
- Be careful.
- Excuse me.
What's going to happen is this, let's
treat this case like mature individuals.
If it wasn't for you M.G
If it wasn't that I respect you
If it wasn't for your personality
I'd make this call now.
- You're just shouting.
- Rubbish guy.
I'm tired of you and
your voice, just shut up.
He's in your room, okay.
How do we sort it out?
Because this is my room, I own it.
- I'm the owner of the room.
- Yeah.
What happened? DJ MG?!
I don't want to use the toilet.
I don't want to urinate.
I'm not pressed.
Yes.
At the hotel, yeah.
Yes, sure.
Just make sure they give me a call.
Thank you very much.
That was the Controller General.
He sent some of his officers,
and he said, apparently your parents
got to the port.
But then, they left with another couple
that was coming to Badagry as well.
What other couple?
Ehm, I don't know,
but I've asked them to give us a call
when they get any other information,
and maybe we can have the details to call.
Thank you.
What other couple?
I don't know. Did they
tell you they're coming with someone else?
They came alone, so I don't understand.
Okay, this is weird.
They'd find them.
Ha-ha, that must be them now.
Thank you.
Hello.
Good evening,
I'm so sorry to disturb you at this time.
My name is Lily Maseigo
and I think my parents are with you.
Oh! Please can I speak to them.
Thank you so much.
Dad what happened you had me worried sick.
Where are you?
What couple? Are you guys okay?
Is everyone okay?
- Boss thank you sir.
- Where are you?
I really appreciate it, thank you.
It's my pleasure.
Is the least I could do,
with all this whole stress today.
I think you guys should just need to
go and get some rest.
- Yeah, thank you so much.
- Babe, uhmm.
They're fine, they just met this other
couple on the boat
and decided to go on a tour with them.
- They didn't think they should tell us?
- Babe
They could have called.
I'm too tired to be upset.
They're fine, they're in a hotel,
they're coming tomorrow.
- I just to want to go sleep
- It's alright.
Uhm Boss, thank you so much once again.
- It's my pleasure
- Thank you.
- You guys should have a good night.
- Good night.
- I've been shirtless the whole night.
- It's the new
Please don't catch a
cold, because you know how your body is.
- I'm so strong now.
- Oh get out.
Alright good night.
Uhmm.
- Maybe I should get going.
- It's you right?
Uhmm, you
need to be more specific about that.
Why are you looking at me like that.
Okay yes, it is.
But how did you know though?
You.
What gave me away?
Like is it written on my forehead?
Everything.
Yeah, well.
It's me.
Why?
Why not, do I need to have a reason?
Yes.
I just think my woman needs to be
taken care of well.
Hmm, yes, but I'm not your woman.
Not yet anyways.
You see, I made you laugh.
Am I a child?
Really, I should date Otunba,
like she's still on it.
- Am I a baby, is it because I'm even
- I know my family
- What's going to happen?
- [indistinct]
Look, at this point I don't even know
what else we're suppose to do.
It's already almost 6am,
what are we going to do?
Why do I always do this,
why do I always mess things up?
Now, what's going to
happen to the wedding?
I don't know, maybe we should just go
to your family and ask for forgiveness.
The worst that could happen
is for them to k*ll us.
Everytime, it almost like as if,
Maugbe always messes things up.
- Guy calm down.
- Guy is there something wrong with me?
Why are you talking about it like that,
we're in this together.
Let's think
- We've been looking for
- Now the wedding
- Wedding
- I'm going to ask
happening there right now.
Yeah at this point, what I'm thinking is
maybe we should just go to your family,
just ask for forgiveness or something.
The worst is that they'll k*ll us.
I'm just clueless at this point.
Did someone pass?
Where, did you see someone?
Maybe I'm don't worry forget about it.
Hello.
- Where are they?
- Maugbe I'll break your head.
- Where are the boys?
- You better start talking.
- Where are they?
- They are here.
- They're here.
- Ah!
Mummy
- Mummy please
- Wait sister.
- Let them talk.
- Can you imagine?
- Let's hear what they have to say.
- You guys.
- Shameless boys!
- Let them talk.
You disgraced us there.
The whole Kuju family standing
This one in towel, covering up.
We were there.
What did you do with the money that
you were supposed to pay for the hotel?
We're listening.
Did you not hear your brother?
Where is it? Are you talking?
Mummy stop.
Let them explain, let them talk.
- Wait sister.
- Let me deal with them!
Let's hear what they have to say.
- Okay.
- Wait.
- I can hear you.
- We werelt's not what you think
Did I ask you to open that
gutter you call a mouth?
Are you talking to me?
- Ma, I'm just trying to explain
- Are you a Kuju?
Did I ask you question?
- No.
- Mind your business.
- Maugbe
- Maugbe
Chuks, I am still waiting.
I am waiting for that great explanation
- Okay.
- What did you do with the money?
Good.
I'll talk.
So uhmm
So what happened was that, we
Is there any
Any limited person?
No This is all of it.
We can go everywhere?
- Alright, thank you so much.
- Have fun guys.
Waitwait a minute, wait a minute.
What about your number or something
- Is it possible to get that?
- Have fun.
You are a fool, is that what your game is?
- I think she likes me bro.
- Is that what your game is?
- Is that what your game is?
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Where do we start from?
- Bro I swear,
everything is just looking too mad.
Everything is just looking mad!
OkayClear them this way
And go round
So gentlemen
- Shall we?
- Yeah, let's go.
What's happening?
Who said you can sit down?
Eh Who is this razz guy?
With red hair.
- I don't understand, what's funny?
- Wow!
One million naira Ah!
- Wait
- You know it's my boss's money
- It's my boss's money.
- Wait.
Come let me tell you something.
I should get from the money when he wins.
Security.
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
No, I'm not buying anything...
- It's on the house.
- Cool!
Okay, thanks.
Here you go.
Why is everybody frowning, what's wrong?
Call.
Open it.
No wonder he's been frowning since.
This is it.
Royal plus.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
Let's play again.
How about,
we up the stakes?
Just you and I, all in.
Thank you very much, we are good.
Guy, let's go.
Huh
Are you a chicken?
This is how you join the big boys.
Maugbe.
Please tell me that you
You are notYou did not do
what I think the normal you would do.
Tell me, tell me youYou took the money.
And left.
Answer your brother
please, I'm sure you heard him.
Tell me you took the money and left.
No Em, yes. No
So what happened was em
Our father
Daddy please
Don't
Don't be annoyed.
I don't know if
you can give us back our money.
Forget about the money we won.
- You can keep our winnings.
- Yes. Yes
Just our seed money.
Can you give us back?
That's the problem with
playing with all these kids.
This one is doing like this
Who?
I'm sorry Don, we never meant to hurt you
We don't want to hurt anybody.
Okay.
Let me think of how I can help you.
I can loan you some.
To give you a fair chance
to try and win back your money.
But then when you win,
you will give me ten percent distress.
Boss please.
Please.
Okay
So you lost your money again.
You know I am a very understanding person.
Boss please.
I know you don't have
any money to give me.
But I will give you 24 hours
to come up with my money.
From where sir? Please.
I'm sure you will figure something out.
It wasn't the plan at all.
But the bar is not doing well.
We were, we were
We were in debt, we owed rent.
We had no choice.
So you decided to ruin a day
we have been planning for months.
Can you hear yourself Maugbe?
Does it make sense to
you what you are saying?
Mauyon
Do you know the stress and
embarrassment you have caused us?
- Mauyon
- My fiance is in the room there,
having conversations with me about
cancelling the wedding ceremony.
And you were here
You two, hiding.
No I wasn't hiding.
I wasn't hiding bro, we were kidnapped.
Ah ah!
I'm begging him on your behalf.
And you are still compounding
everything with lies.
- No I'm not lying.
- But it's true,
- We were actually kidnapped.
- You were kidnapped.
- Yes.
- I swear
I swear we were kidnapped.
- Are you drunk?
- Not at all.
You went to the casino,
You lost money?
The Don borrowed you money,
then, then the Don kidnapped you.
I can't be mad.
- But it's true
- I can't make these things up.
- I can't make these things up.
- That's, that's, That's
That's him there.
- That's the bastard.
- That's who there?
That's him, that's the
person that kidnapped us.
You have the guts to show
your face in front of my family.
Sorry, what's going on?
Sorry guys I'm late,
I was trying to organize the food.
Since you people don't want gourmet,
I was just trying to get you know
- Okay
- Where have you been Maugbe?
- You that's the who?
- That's the bastard.
- Maugbe.
- That did what?
He is the one that kidnapped us.
I'm sorry, I'm lost, I don't know
- What exactly is going on?
- This is the person that kidnapped us
They are saying that,
somebody kidnapped them.
A mafia kidnapped them.
And now they are pointing to him.
- Yeah, that's him, Don.
- Yeah, look at him.
He is the one that did it.
Calm down. I don't understand.
Well, it's not a lie.
But
I didn't kidnap them.
I just kept them in a room because
they are owing me some money.
I told my guys to take care of them.
I was going to let them go eventually.
Which I did.
It will not be well with you.
You did what? We had to escape. Escape?
- If you see the struggle.
- You did?
If you checked well, you
will see that I let you go.
My parents
Don't worry we'll find them.
We'll find them.
It's the decor team.
They want to know if to will go
ahead with plans for the ceremony.
Tell them there's no ceremony.
I can't believe this is
happening today Pam, of all days.
Lily, everything will
be okay, I promise you.
Maybe we shouldn't have even come here.
Maybe we shouldn't have come.
Lily
We will find your parents.
Was that the door?
- Yes?
- Yes?
Come in.
- Good afternoon ma.
- Hi.
Yes. I have a letter from Mauyon.
It's addressed to
Lily.
And he wants me to read it.
And it reads thus
"Lily my love..."
Wow! So freaky.
Mauyon, this guy
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
"Lilly my love...
If you are listening to this, then it
means you didn't change your mind
about getting married to me.
Something I have always been afraid of,
not because I thought you didn't love me,
but because I wondered
what about me was worth loving.
Especially by someone as beautiful as you.
Inside and out.
I mean, Lily have you seen you?
You look like the grace
of our lord Jesus Christ.
Lily you are a creamy baddie.
You're sweet!
If this guy had not written this letter,
Lily we'd be cuddled up. I'm sorry
I have been in a lot of relationships.
- This guy has done things.
- I have...
I have been in a lot of
relationships in my adult life,
and I can b*at my chest to say,
I have never been with
someone as brave as you.
I mean, it's implied.
You are marrying into the
craziest family in Africa.
And you are not only
doing it because you love me,
but because you love them too.
Thank you for accepting me,
in all of my excesses.
Wow!
Such a brilliant young man. OhExcesses.
I only hope in this new
life that we are starting,
I am able to be just
half as brave as you are.
Your love, Mauyon.
It is well, Lily!
Lily, Yes, come in.
Madam.
- Did you find them?
- Did you find them?
- Yes!
- Thank God.
So, I'll basically just handover
all the documents that you need.
You just ensure that
everybody is checked in and
- They are okay.
- Whoa!
I've missed you.
Thank you everyone, thank you very much.
So now it's time to take photos.
We will arrange ourselves properly.
Those that are from the
bride's family should come to the front.
Thank you.
We will all take pictures now.
Then we will continue dancing later.
So let's arrange
ourselves to take pictures.
- Are we good?
- Say cheese
- Are we good?
- Yeah
- Alright.
- Say Kujus
Kujus!
Announcing the arrival of Don Baba Jay.
Owner of the Casino Le Grande.
The money bag of Lagos!
Owner of my former boss.
That useless Otunba.
Owner of my former Boss ex-girlfriend.
The money bag of Lagos!
The money bag of Lagos!
My owner, Don Baba Jay is here!
Relax.
Nobody is k*lling you.
You should see your faces.
I just wanted you guys to
come and join me and
play a little game of cards.
- No
- No we are good.
No, you don't have to bet.
- No, no, no It's fine.
- No, it's fine sir.
You don't have to put any money,
as per we are now family members.
Yes sir, we are not disagreeing with that.
If Don say you should play, then play!
As per me and your sister running things,
Let us Let us play.
No, no, no sir.
Thank you very much sir.
I'm very proud of you guys.
- Yes, can we go please?
- Thank you sir.
You want something to drink?
No, no, no, no.
Hail Don Baba Jay, say "Don Baba Jay"
Do it like this.
- Don Baba Jay sir.
- Speak up.
"Don baba Jay!"
Stop scaring them.