04x10 - Mickey's Clubhouse Rocks

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.
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04x10 - Mickey's Clubhouse Rocks

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[birds chirping]

[laughs] Hey, everybody!
It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

[loon howls]

[laughs] I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,

we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[cheerful music playing]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call.

-Donald!
-Present.

-[announcer] Daisy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Goofy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Pluto!
-[barks]

-[announcer] Minnie!
-[giggles] Here.

-[announcer] Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Mickey] It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
[laughs]

[Mickey reading]

[guitar playing]

[ringing]

[guitar playing]

♪ I got a song
That comes straight from my heart ♪

♪ I got a song
I hope you'll like from the start ♪

♪ I got a rocking song
I want to sing for you ♪

♪ And you! ♪

Oh! Hi, everybody!

I'm just workin' on a new song

Hm. But I still need
to figure out how it ends.

Today we're putting on
a Clubhouse Battle of the Bands.

That's a fun contest
and all our friends are gonna be in it.

[guitar playing]

Hi, Minnie! Oh, I mean, Pop Star Minnie!

Hello there, Mickey!

Oh, I can't wait to sing today
at the Battle of the Bands,

and I, um, was wondering...

What do you think about
you and me doing a song together?

Why, that's a great idea, Minnie!

The Rockin' Mickey
and Pop Star Minnie Band!

Oh, gosh, we'll be stars! [chuckles]

But I still have to figure out
how to end the song.

[doorbell ringing]

Mickey! Hey, Mickey!
Can I be in your band?

Can I sing with you?

Oh, well, I already promised Minnie

that she and I would sing, Donald, but...

You did? Oh, nuts.

Donald, wait.

-[Donald quacking indistinctly]
-Gee.

I was just gonna tell him that we'd
be happy to have him sing along with us.

It's okay, Mickey.

Maybe we can find him at the contest later

and let him know that he is welcome
to join our band.

Oh, good idea, Minn.

He's not the only one
who could sing with us.

Would you like to join us
for The Clubhouse Battle of the Bands?

Hot dog! You rock!

Come on, let's go get our Mouseketools.

To the Mousekedoer!

♪ Mouseke hey
Mouseke hi, Mouseke ho ♪

♪ Mouseke ready
Mouseke set, here we go! ♪

♪ You're a thinking and a solving
Work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

[bell ringing]

Oh, Toodles, it's time to get to it!
[laughs]

Show us the Mouseketools to help us do it.

Meeska, Mooska, Mousekedoer!

Mouseketools, Mouseketools, Mouseketools!

[chorus]
♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

[Mickey] We've got two wooden spoons,

a comb and wax paper.

Hmm, gee, that's different.

Pots and pans.

And the Mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

He's here for me-dles and you-dles!
[laughs]

And all we have to say is, "Oh, Toodles"!

All we have to say is, "Oh, Toodles"!

[ringing]

Now that we've got our Mouseketools,
let's get rocking!

Hello, and a great big howdy-do
to you, everybody!

Welcome to the Clubhouse
Battle of the Bands!

Now this right here
is my newest invention,

the Von Drake Mouseke-Clapper!

Here is how it works.

After each band's performance,
I would like you to clap your hands.

Why don't you clap with me, would you?

As you can see, the Mouseke-Clapper

always starts on the number one.

When you're clapping,
the pointer goes up, up, up.

And that way the Mouseke-Clapper

tells us how much
you're all liking that band.

Now, watch what happens
when you're clapping a little more!

How about that?

And when you're clapping up a storm
even more than that,

the little pointer goes up even higher.

This time from number one to number eight!

-Wow.
-Oh, my!

So, the band that's getting
the most hand-clapping

will gonna get the highest number.

And that's when they receiving

a super special
Best-est of the Best Award!

And now, get steady and ready
for our first contestant already.

All the way from the Shoe Garage,

Goofy's Shoe Garage Band!

♪ A-one, a-two,
A-one, two, three! ♪

♪ Oh, kazoo, kazoo, kazoo ♪

♪ What would I ever do without you? ♪

♪ Oh, kazoo, kazoo, kazoo ♪

♪ What would I ever do without you? ♪

Hey, Goofy, can I do that with you?

Why, sure, pal!

So, what can you play, Donald?

Well, I can play the kazoo!

Toot it all you want.

Hit it, pal!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

-[Mickey] Oh!
-[Minnie] Oh, my!

What a disappointment.

I blew it.

Well, that's okay, Donald.

I bet Goofbot has another kazoo.
He's got everything!

One kazoo coming up!

[ringing]

Gosh! I'm kazoo-less!

What a predicament.

Hold on, Donald. We need a Mouseketoolie.

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Toodles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

Rock, rock, rock and roll, Clubhousers!

[Goofy] We've got pots and pans,

spoons,

a comb and wax paper,

and the Mystery Mouseketool.

Hmm. Which one can we use
to make the sound of a kazoo?

[Minnie] Well, I don't think
pots and pans or spoons will help.

[Von Drake] But what about
the comb and the wax paper?

If we putting the crinkly wax paper
over the comb

and we start humming into it,

we making a sound like a kazoo!

[Goofy] Sounds kind of goofy to me,
Professor, but I guess it's worth a try.

[Donald] Let's do it!

[Goofy] We got ears.
Say, "Musical Cheers!"

Okay, here goes nothing.

A-hyuck! Or something.

[kazoo sound]

Gee, willikers! It works!
It sounds like a kazoo!

♪ Oh, kazoo, kazoo, kazoo ♪

♪ What would I ever do without you? ♪

♪ Oh, kazoo, kazoo, kazoo ♪

♪ What would I ever do without you? ♪

Oh, boy.

I guess Goofy doesn't need me
in his band either.

♪ And if you're not around ♪

♪ I got a comb and piece of paper
That makes your sound ♪

♪ And I can still play for you ♪

Hot dog!

Hooray for Goofy's Shoe Garage Band!

[applauses continue]

Whoo-hoo! Goofy gets a seven!

The Mouseke-Clapper
says the people loves the Goof!

But this is only the Mouseke-beginning
of the Battle of the Bands.

We got all kinds of lots more to come!

So, grab your partner and dosa-dee-doe!

So, grab your partner and dosa-dee-doe!

Now it's time to sing and dance

with Dancin' Daisy and the Chipmunk Chaps!

♪ Put on your dancin' shoes
And get ready to bop ♪

♪ We're gonna make some noise
And do the Rockabilly Hop ♪

♪ Rock, rock, rock
Rockabilly Hop ♪

♪ Rock, rock, rock
Rockabilly Hop ♪

Come on, everybody! Dance with me!

♪ Hop to the left
Hop to the right ♪

♪ Shake, shake, shake ♪

♪ Then wiggle your hips
And shake your tail ♪

♪ Do the Rockabilly Hop ♪

♪ Take it, Dale! ♪

-Hiya, Dale!
-Oh, hiya, Donald!

Can I play the drums?

You want to play the drums? Sure thing!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

-[clattering]
-[audience] Aw!

Oh, nuts!

Now I've done it.

Oh, don't feel bad, Donald.
We'll figure something out.

Maybe a Mouseketool can help us!

[both] Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Toodles!"

[bell ringing]

Just call me the Big-Eared Bopper!

[Daisy]
Let's see, we've got pots and pans,

two wooden spoons,
and the Mystery Mouseketool.

Which of these can we use like drums?

[Dale and Chip]
How about the pots and pans!

[Daisy] We got ears.
Say, "Musical Cheers!"

-Ready, Dale?
-You bet!

♪ Put on your dancin' shoes
And get ready to bop ♪

♪ We're gonna make some noise
And do the Rockabilly Hop ♪

♪ Rock, rock, rock
Rockabilly Hop ♪

♪ Rock, rock, rock
Rockabilly Hop ♪

[sighs]

Now they don't need me.

♪ Rock, rock, rock
Rockabilly Hop ♪

♪ Rock, rock, rock
Rockabilly Hop ♪

♪ Do the Rockabilly Hop with... ♪

-Daisy!
-Chip and...

Dale! [laughs]

-Good work, Daisy!
-Bravo!

[cheering and applauding]

Ooh, boy! It's an eight
on the Mouseke-Clapper!

Looks like Dancin' Daisy
and the Chipmunk Chaps

have really hit a chord.

Everybody likes them to pieces!

And now we make way for the kookiest
tune crooner at the Clubhouse.

She's known to sing
till the cows come home.

Mmm-hmm. Clarabelle
and her Cluck Cluck Chickens!

Did somebody say "Cluck Cluck"?

[chickens clucking]

♪ Swing your arms
And kick out your feet ♪

♪ Say "Cluck Cluck" to the b*at ♪

♪ Do the Cluck Cluck ♪

♪ Do the Cluck Cluck ♪

♪ Buck-buck,
Buck-buck, buck-buck! ♪

I want to sing, too!

♪ Quack-quack! Quack-quack!
Quack-quack! ♪

♪ Buck-buck
Buck-buck ♪

♪ Buck-buck! ♪

Oh, what an embarrassment.

♪ Keep on moo-vin' to the b*at ♪

♪ Keep on cluckin'
It's so sweet ♪

♪ Do the Cluck Cluck
Do the Cluck Cluck ♪

♪ Buck-buck ♪

♪ Buck-buck ♪

♪ Buck-buck! ♪

♪ Do the Cluck Cluck
Do the Cluck Cluck! ♪

♪ Buck-buck-buck! ♪

-[laughs]
-[all cheering and clapping]

All right! Yeah! Love it!

[Von Drake] Excellent!

[cheering and clapping]

Oh, boy, we got an eight-and-a-half
for Clarabelle!

The fans and the Mouseke-Clapper,

both are working extra hard today,

and so are all of the rockin' bands!

And now, let's all give
a big clubhouse shout-out

and shout-up-and-down to

Power Pete's Bow-Wow Band!

Oh, this ought to be good!

Okay, boys, just like we practiced.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah!
-[barks]

♪ Power bop-bop-bop
Power bow-wow-wow ♪

♪ The Bow-Wow Band's
Gonna rock out now ♪

[both barking a tune]

Hey, Pete, can I join you?

You want to join my band? You got it, pal!

Just sing along with the pooches.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Thanks, Pete!

♪ Power bop-bop-bop
Power bow-wow-wow ♪

♪ The Bow-Wow Band's
Gonna rock out now ♪

♪ Say Power bop-bop-bop ♪

♪ Power bow-wow-wow ♪

♪ Bop-bop-bop
Bow-wow-wow! ♪

[clucking]

Chicken!

Chicken? Who you callin' chicken?

[clucking]

[yells]

[chickens clucking continues]

Why does this always happen to me?

Sorry about that, Pete.
I don't know how it happened.

[clucking]

Yeah, I know you mean well, Quackers,
but my drumsticks are busted.

Now I can't play.

And it's all my fault.

[clucking sadly]

Without his drumstickies,

how's Pete gonna keep
the rockin' b*at a-rockin'?

Well, with a Mouseketool!

Everybody say...

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

To-To-Toodles to the rockin' rescue!

[ringing]

[Mickey] Well, we have two wooden spoons
and the Mystery Mouseketool.

[Pete] Hey, hey! I bet I could use those
spiffy spoons like drumsticks!

They even kind of look like drumsticks!

We got ears. Say, "Musical Cheers!"
[laughs]

Okay, boys, now this time,
let's not rock out too loud.

I do not want to scare those chickens.

[bark]

♪ Power bop-bop-bop
Power bow-wow-wow ♪

♪ The Bow-Wow Band's
Gonna rock out now ♪

♪ Say Power bop-bop-bop ♪

♪ Power bow-wow-wow ♪

-[both panting]
-[all cheering]

[barking]

[audience cheering]

Well bow-wow-wow-wee! It's a nine!

That's the best number yet we got!

But the fun is not over yet,
clubhouse rockers.

It's time to rock out with Rockin' Mickey

and Pop Star Minnie,

singing their new song,

I Got a Song That Comes
Straight From My Heart.

[all clapping]

♪ I got a song
That comes straight from my heart ♪

♪ I got a song
I hope you'll like from the start ♪

♪ I got a rockin' song
That I wanna sing for you ♪

♪ And you! ♪

♪ We like making you happy
With a rockin' song ♪

♪ Hope it makes you want
To dance and sing along ♪

♪ Until you can sing
All the words to our song ♪

♪ Let's rock out all day long ♪

♪ Come on and sing our song ♪

♪ It's guaranteed
To fill you with joy ♪

[both mutter indistinctly]

Now what?

-Uh-oh.
-Oh, my!

[chuckles]

We've got a big problem, Minnie. Uh...

We never figured out how to end the song.

You know, I think we'd better get
a Mouseketool to help us save our song.

Good idea, Minn!

Everybody say...

[all] [sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

[Minnie] Oh, all that's left
is the Mystery Mouseketool.

And you know what that means...

[Mickey]
Everybody say, "Mystery Mouseketool!"

[all] Mystery Mouseketool!

[Mickey]
What's today's Mystery Mouseketool?

[all] [surprised] Donald?

[Pete] How can old Quackers
help save your song?

[Mickey] Donald can sing the end.

We picked all our Mouseketools.

Say, "Super Musical Cheers!"

Oh, Donald! Donald, we need you!

We want you to sing with us!

You do?

Oh, Donald, we always wanted
you to be in our band.

You did?

Yep. And now you can save our song.

I can?

We know you can, Donald.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

All you need to do
is help us end our song.

Now that I can do! Hit it!

♪ We like making you happy
With a rockin' song ♪

♪ Hope it makes you want
To dance and sing along ♪

♪ Until you can sing
All the words to our song ♪

♪ Let's rock out all day long ♪

♪ Come on and sing our song ♪

♪ It's guaranteed
To fill you with joy ♪

♪ Thanks to me ♪

♪ Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! ♪

♪ Thanks to me ♪

♪ Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! ♪

[all cheering and clapping]

Hooray, Donald!

-Go!
-All right!

You go, Quackmeister!

Great!

Moo-arvelous!

[all cheering and clapping]

[all cheering and clapping]

Zowie-zoom-boom!

Mr. Mickey, Miss Minnie
and Donald got a number 10!

They off the charts!

[all cheering and clapping]

And now, it's time to handing out

the Clubhouse Battle of the Bands prizes.

The Award for the ones
who got the biggest clapping

and the highest Mouseke-Clapper
number goes to

the Rockin' Mickey
and Pop Star Minnie Band!

[all cheering and clapping]

Oh, gosh. Thanks, everybody.

Who gets the Best-est of the Best Award?

[both] Donald Duck!

Me? Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Thanks, Mickey and Minnie!
You're the Best-est of the Best, too!

And you, too! [chuckles]

Thanks for helping out with today's
Clubhouse Battle of the Bands.

Now, let's keep on rockin', Clubhousers!

Stand up

and do the Hot Dog Dance!

♪ Hot dog ♪

[barking]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

Hi, everybody! Come on!
Shake your tail feathers!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Oh, boy! This is fun!

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day
What you waitin' for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splittin' the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now
From Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

♪ Put on your dancin' shoes
And get ready to bop ♪

♪ We're gonna make some noise
And do the Rockabilly Hop ♪

♪ Rock, rock, rock
Rockabilly Hop ♪

♪ Rock, rock, rock
Rockabilly Hop ♪

♪ Rock, rock, rock
Rockabilly Hop ♪

♪ Rock, rock, rock
Rockabilly Hop ♪

-♪ Do the Rockabilly Hop with... ♪
-Daisy

-Chip and...
-Dale!

[laughs]
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