03x19 - Twister: Part 3

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Previously on "The suite life on deck" I wanted to go back to Kettlecorn for my grammy Pickett's 90th birthday.

What if I take you to visit grammy Pickle?
- I missed you so much!
- I didn't expect you to be here.

Neither did I.


- Bailey pickett
- Twister! Cody, you're the one I want to be with.

I never stopped loving you.


- Our farm.


- Everything is ruined.


- Where is London?
- London honey? London? London! This movie is awesome! I can't believe that guy's skin peeled right off his body.


- And then ate the sheriff.


- Oh, I know.

"skincrawler 7" is definitely the best one yet.

I mean, what a difference having mark wahlberg makes, you know? We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news.

A powerful Tornado has torn through large parts of the midwest.

The worst devastation was centered in the small backwater community
- Of Kettlecorn, Kansas.


- Oh no, this is terrible! I know we missed the best part.

See see? The skin just belched up a bikini.

No Cody, Bailey and London are in Kettlecorn.

I hope they're okay.


- London!
- London?
- London?
- London.


- Any sign of her?
- No.


- Oh, I hope she's okay.


- He
-eeeelp! This stopped being fun an hour ago.

Okay, stop moving the farm.

London, how did you get in that tire? Oh, when the Tornado hit it was the nearest thing I could hide in.

Plus it's black, so it goes with everything.

oh ay oh, oh ay oh come along with me and let's head out to see what this world has for you and for me now whichever way the wind blows
- we say
- Hey
-ho, let's go!
- oh ay oh
- This boat's rocking
- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ Ain't no stopping us now ♪ ♪ 'cause we're living the suite life ♪
- oh ay oh
- This boat's rocking
- oh ay oh
- Rocking the whole world round and we're living the suite life now hey ho! Oh ay oh let's go! Mr.

Moseby! Mr.

Moseby, have you heard anything from London? No, and I'm really worried about her, but I can't reach anyone.

Look, I think we should just head to Kettlecorn and see if they're okay or not.

I had the same thought, But every road in and out of the area has been shut down.


- They're not letting anyone through?
- No.

But the government is sending in a search and rescue unit.

Corpsmen, let's move it, move it, move it! Okay, little help.

Little help, gotta help me.

Ten
-hut! At ease.


- Quick, get up!
- Oh okay.

Look alive, men! We are headed into the belly of the beast! I'm not gonna lie to you.

It's gonna be ugly.

It's gonna be dirty.

And it might be a little humid.

That's why this unit's been cherry
-picked.

From the toughest, the strongest, The leanest great barrier reef, man.

Who the heck are you? Private fink reporting for duty, sir, yes sir.

Sergeant Pepper, Sir, When we get to Kansas, will we be stopping by the Pickett family farm? Why? Your buddy here looking for a cow to eat? Hurtful, sir! If you think that's hurtful, How do you think it's gonna feel.

When you've got 70 lbs of pack on your back.

And you're storming the beaches of normandy? Which is a great little french bistro in this Wichita mini mall.

The coq au vin is mwuah! Magnifique! Now drop and give me 20!
- Do it!
- Okay.

One Hand me the claw hammer.

This isn't the claw, this is the ball
-peen.

Bailey, I'm trying to help, but you know I don't speak tool.

Why don't you just go take a break? Haven't you done enough damage? Come on, Mr.

Pickett.

You can't seriously be blaming me for the Tornado.

All I'm saying is the skies were clear before you showed up.

It's gonna take forever to clean this place up.

I can't believe we finally get back together.

And now we're going to be separated again.

Well, at least there's an upside to this horrible disaster.

I need some muscle to get this windmill up.

Clyde, Bailey Come over here.

Okay, one, two
- Three.


- Wait wait wait wait wait.

Having once gotten a nasty splinter from an unvarnished picnic table, I suggest we all wear gloves.

Cody, honey, Why don't you go pour us some lemonade? Even he couldn't get a splinter doing that.

Ow! Oh, stupid lemonade tray.

My grandfather made that tray.

Would it have k*lled him to sand it? All better? Cody, look, I'm sorry you're having such a tough time on the farm.

Ow!
- Splinter?
- Yeah.

I'm not kissing that.

Come on, I gotta be able to get a signal somewhere.

Just one bar, just one measly bar Ow! Stupid roof cow! Ow! Oh, it's on.

I'm really gonna miss you when you go back to the boat.


- No, I can't accept that.


- Ow! I'll come up with a plan.

I'm sure something will hit me.

Stupid roof co
-oooooow! At least that took my mind off the splinters.

Come on, private powder puff.

It's been half an hour.

Actually, sir, that's his personal best.

Nice try, corporal cream cheese.

You hear that? I got promoted! Now make it 50 push
-ups! Oh
-ho
-ho
-kay.

Here's the thing
- We're not really soldiers.


- What?! Okay, it's like this and I know this will really tickle your funny bone, Which I can't seem to feel under all that muscle.

Is there a point to this, g.

I.

Judy? Yes, there is, sir.

Uh, you see, we're not really part of your unit.

We're just hitching a ride to help some friends.

Which friends? The ones hunkered down in the jungles of okinawa.

Which is a great little Sushi joint in that same Wichita mini mall.

I'm telling you, they really have a heck of a food court.

That sounds great.

Any chance we could swing by there too?
- No!
- Okay.

All right, men, It seems we've been infiltrated.

Looks like we're gonna have to transport these enemy combatants.

Back to base, March them in front of a tribunal, And throw them in a m*llitary prison for the rest of their natural lives.

Don't worry, doughboy, That ain't gonna be long for you.

New orders jump! Oh, one bar! I finally got a signal.

Oh, daddy, thank goodness.

It's London.

Tipton.

Daughter of wife number three? I'm stuck at the corner of hicksville and podunk.

I really need your ahhh! Hey.

Mr.

Tipton, I want to alert you to an amazing investment opportunity.

Stop asking my daddy for money! That's my job.

I'm calling you from this farm in Kettlecorn, Kansas, That's just been devastated by a Tornado.

Cody Martin.

I'm friends with London.

Tipton.

Bailey, put down that screwdriver.

Seriously? Look, I know the situation seems grim, But things are about to pick up.

Oh, like the wind? Oh no, not another twister.

Relax, it's just a helicopter.

Is that the channel 27 news chopper? Eunice, get my boots the ones without the manure.

Daddy! You came to save me! Yay ugh.

Wait wait you are in there, right? Londy.

Hello, darling.

Wow, I really need to bump up your wardrobe allowance.


- Ugh.


- Oh, actually she just borrowed that Yes! Yes, you do.

So, farm folk I came because I heard about the terrible devastation.

That your town and its people have suffered.


- So you're here to help?
- Absolutely.

Help myself.

I just bought your farm from the bank.

Yay me! Uh, you mean that you're going to invest.

In their farm to help them rebuild? Yay everybody.

You're funny, kid.

Nope, I'm gonna level the whole place and put up a plastic
-bag factory.


- What?
- You're kicking us off our family farm?
- But Mr.

Tipton, this is our home.


- I was born here.

And I mean right here! Mama couldn't make it to the house.

Well, I'll tell you I'm not an unreasonable man.

I'll give you folks until noon tomorrow.

To gather your things and to ride out of here on your ox.

How could this be happening? Well, I wouldn't have heard about this golden opportunity.

If I hadn't gotten a call from this young man.

Thanks a lot, Cody! Yeah, thanks a lot, Cody.

I'm tired.

I haven't walked this much since Steve took me.

To the wild animal park and "set me free.

"
- Zack?
- Cody!
- Oh oh, girls!
- Ew! You guys are all wearing the same outfit.

Awkward.


- They're fatigues.


- Yeah, we're all tired.

Thank goodness you are all okay.

I'm not okay.

Mr.

Tipton is going to level our farm to put up a factory.

A plastic
-bag factory.

He's going to pollute the air.

While he makes something that pollutes the earth.

Yes! Daddy says it's a win
-win.


- Mr.

Tipton is here?
- Yep! Well, if these oak trees are 300 years old, They've lived long enough.

Torch everything.

Llo, Mr.

Tipton.

Good to see you again.

It's me Marion.

Marion moseby.

I have absolutely no idea who you are.

This must be so awkward for you.

I manage the s.

S.

Tipton.

Before that, your flagship hotel in Boston.

I was the best man at your ninth wedding.

Oh yes.

I ran out of friends.


- What are we gonna do?
- We can't jt let tipton destroy the farm.

Well, there's gotta be some way to change his mind.


- Maybe we can appeal to his conscience.


- Oh please.

When it comes to business, Mr.

Tipton has no conscience.

In fact he has no conscience when it comes to anything.

The man hunts puppies.

Hey, that gives me an idea.

Oh, tell the puppies of the world so they'll form.

A puppy army, rise up against him and lick him to death? That's ridiculous.

How are we supposed to contact all the puppies of the world at once? Yeah, that's the problem with that idea.

All right, guys, huddle up.

Mr.

Tipton, don't you feel an ounce of guilt for taking away our home? Oh, I'm not taking it anywhere.

I'm blowing it to smithereens.

By the way, you're standing in the blast zone.

Stop! Stop the digging.

All right, all right.

Fellas, hold up! We're heading home.

Psych! Good one, daddy.


- Whoo!
- No, seriously, Mr.

Tipton.

According to these soil samples, your excavators have released dormant fungal spores.

Which, when inhaled, can cause nicatricolococcus disease.


- Ugh!
- Oh no.


- That sounds dangerous.


- Oh, it is.


- Studies say that it's incurable.


- Is it infectious?
- Highly.


- Gimme that, whoever you are.

Symptoms include chest pain, dizziness, Chills, skin irritation and restless leg syndrome.

I think I may have it.

I'm not surprised.

It spreads like wildfire.

You're going to be buried under an avalanche of lawsuits.

This could cost me millions.

Too bad you bought the farm.

Well, I suppose we could take it off your hands.

I don't know, honey, this disease sounds pretty awful.

I know that.

But we farm folk have probably built up an immunity.


- After all these years.


- Great, sign here.

Or make an "x" or a hoof print, whatever you people do.

Help help! I've been infected by the dreaded knick
-knack
- paddywhack
-ococcolus.

What?
- Zack!
- It started with a skin irritation.

But then the next thing I knew, my skin done started peeling off! Ew ew, gross! Zack, this wasn't part of my plan.

Your plan was lame! You need more show, less tell.

Ah, my face, my face! Is it bad? You can tell me to my face.

So anywho, I believe you were just selling the farm back to the picketts.

Nice try.

You think I haven't seen "skincrawler 7"? I've been following mark wahlberg since the funky bunch.

Way to go, guys! He was believing the whole thing until you clown farts butted in.

They were just trying to help.

It's times like this you know who your real friends are.

Thanks, guys.

Could you finish up your boo hoo blah blah down at the bus station? Stop! Look, no one is going anywhere.


- Londy, you stay out of this.


- I can't, daddy.

Look, I care about these poor ugly people.

And I am not going to let you kick them out.


- You can't stop me.


- Oh yeah? Trust me, daddy, you do not want to make an enemy of me.

I'll spill the beans.

I'll tell them about the money laundering, The payoffs, the secret mining operation on the moon.

Guess it's not a secret anymore.

Londy, how could you?!
- You're my flesh and blood.


- But, daddy, I mean, I love you, but They're my family too.

I had no idea they meant so much to you.

I don't even know how you know this guy.

Oh, I'm All right, if it's that important to you, The pickles can have their farm back.

Londy, I just can't believe you blackmailed me.

I'm so proud of you.

Thank you, daddy.

Mr.

Tipton, you are doing a very nice thing.

I know, but I'm gonna go through with it anyway.

Marilyn, I like the cut of your jib.

You look me up if you ever need a job.


- Right, as I said, I'm the manager
- Gentlemen, form the turtle.

Okay.

All right, let's go.

We have places to go and lives to ruin.

London, thank you for caring so much about my family.

Ooh, ooh, I don't! I was just worried that the whole Pickett clan.

Was going to come to the boat and squat in my cabin.


- A likely story.


- Come on.

Hey, you.

I got something to say to you.


- Yes, Mr.

Pickett?
- Call me Clyde.

You tried your darnedest to save my farm.

And I can't think of anyone better.

To be my little Bailey's boyfriend.

Wow, thank you.

You know, that really means a lot, Mr.

Pick Clyde.

But, Cody, we still can't be together.

We got our farm back, but with what it'll cost to fix it, I can't afford to go back to the boat.

Malarkey!
- You're awake.


- You're alive? I thought she was a wrinkly cushion.

I sat on her for like three hours.

Bailey, come here.

Bailey, I want you to go back on that boat.

With this handsome young man.


- And see the world.


- I wish she could, grammy,
- But we can't afford it.


- Of course we can! I've been saving this for a rainy day, But I guess a windy day will do just as well.

Oh my gosh, look at all this money.

That's what you use that can for? I thought you had it under your chair to Okay well, never mind.

Yeah, it kept you from sticking your noses in there, didn't it? Thank you, grammy.

Well, Bailey, it looks like.

You're gonna be able to go back on that boat after all.

Cody, I can't believe it.

Are you gonna kiss her? Or are we gonna have to wait six months again? Man, I still don't have an anniversary gift for Maya.

You think she'd like this? Not unless you got a sports car to stick on the back of it.

Sonny, come here.

I think she's talking to you.

Come on, I won't bite.

I couldn't if I wanted to.

The worst I could do is gum you to death.

Come on, honey.

This necklace here.

Has been in our family for generations.

And now I want you to give it.

To that beautiful girlfriend of yours.

Wow, I've been looking for a gift to get her.

This is perfect! Well, it's all yours, Cody.

Thank you, grammy.