02x05 - Christmas Time is Here Again/Drive My Car

[bunniefuu]

Whoa!

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪

[laughing]

♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say but you can learn
How to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do but you can learn
How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Christmastime is here again ♪

♪ Christmastime is here again ♪

♪ Christmastime is here again ♪

♪ Christmastime is here again ♪

[Buzz giggles]

Postman Bee! Postman Bee!

Ooh!

♪ Christmastime is here again ♪

[Buzz] Wait a minute, Mr. Postman!

♪ Christmastime is here again ♪

♪ Ain't been round since you know when ♪

♪ Christmastime is here again ♪

Get your fresh Christmas pudding here!

Delicious Christmas pudding.

Hey! Come back.

[muttering]

No chance.

Postman Bee! Stop!

♪ Christmastime is here again ♪

♪ Ain't been round since you know when ♪

♪ Christmastime is here again ♪

Ooh. A quick Crickto calculation reveals

that the tree will fall,
uh... approximately...

Approximationally where?

[tree groans]

[Walter] Timber!
[Buzz] Ooh!

Postman Bee!

Can you de-- de--?

Can you give this
to Christmas Beetle, please?

It's very imporchance.

[chuckles] No problem, Buzz.

Are you asking for something special?

[whispering] I'm asking to meet him.

Meet the Christmas Beetle?

Well, that's, uh... quite a request.

Good luck.

Departing for Christmas Beetle HQ.
Urgent delivery.

Our very own Christmas tree.

[chuckles] It makes my squish
go all trembly with excitement.

Here are the Christmas lights.
Let's go put it all up.

[Glowies muttering]

Soon the great Christmas Beetle himself
will be riding across the sky

in his sleigh, spreading joy.

What do you think
the Christmas Beetle is up to, Buzz?

He's coming to meet me. Tonight.

Uh...

Christmas Beetle is coming to meet you?

Sent him a letter.

It's the onliest thing I want
for Christmas.

I'm gonna meet
the bestest magicalest beetle ever.

That's a beautiful picture, Buzz.

Uh, but, uh... isn't his hat red?

No. It's green.

You'll see when I meet him.

[Jay] She wants to meet Christmas Beetle?

How's that gonna happen?

Has anyone met him? Ever?

I'd say, uh, definitely, approximately,


Um...

Oh, I know, I know.

What if we keep Buzz awake

till Christmas Beetle
delivers our presents?

Yeah. Great idea, Kumi.

But if we take the number of bugs

that Christmas Beetle
delivers presents to, uh...

divided by the number of seconds
in one night,

times the speed of the sleigh,

then, uh... Christmas Beetle will only be
at our tree house, uh...

for 1,000th of a second.

[gasping and groaning]

Well... Well, then we have to do
everything we can

to keep Buzz wide awake. All right?

Uh-oh. It's dark.

Doesn't Buzz fall asleep
when it gets dark?

[Buzz yawns]

[snoring]

We need light. Quick.

[Glowies muttering]

Look! Buzz, Buzz! It's not dark!

Oh, it's light. It's warm.

[Buzz and Glowies snoring]

Glowies! Come on! Wake up!

-Wake up, wake up, wake up!
-Wake up, Glowies!

Buzz, you're gonna miss
Christmas Beetle.

[muttering]

Oh, no! [stammers] What do we do?!

Oh! Why don't you tell a story, Walter?
That'll keep her awake.

[chuckles] Perhaps something
from my acclaimed performance of McBug.

[Scottish accent] Is this a bug
I see before me,

coming toward my squish?

[normal voice] Hello? Is anyone listening?

[snoring]

-Walter!
-Whoa!

That play always sends everyone to sleep.

Wake up, bugs!

Christmas Beetle...

We have to find something
to keep Buzz's eyes open.

Actually, I've been, um, working
on a machine for that.

It's called
a, uh... Crickto-Waker-Upper-Er.

[grunts, chuckles]

Huh?

Wow! It actually works.

Uh-oh. Uh...

Grab that! No, that!

[stammering]

Oh, my squishness!

[Scottish accent] She's going to blow!

[machine explodes]

[Buzz snoring]

Huh. If Buzz can sleep through that,
nothing's ever gonna wake her.

I guess that's it.

Buzz won't be meeting Christmas Beetle.

Not this year.

[snoring]

[yawning]

Huh? [gasps]

Hey! Wake up!

♪ Christmastime is here again ♪

Christmas Beetle has been here.

Uh... merry Christmas! [giggles]

Huh?

Christmas Beetle?

-Wow! Merry Christmas.
-[Walter] Happy Christmas.

Cool. A flying fris-bug.

Build Your Own Bug-Space-Mobile! Wow!

Yeah! I love this game.

Ooh. Stylish, and it matches my squish.

Hey, Buzz. Open your present.

It's not what I asked for.

I wanted to meet Christmas Beetle.

Come on. You might like it anyway.

A book?

Wow. Uh...

"How to Follow Bug Prints in the Snow."

Isn't that great?

-Prints?
-Uh...

Footprints. Um...

Why don't you try it out?

[sighs]

Oh, this is too much.

Prints. [sighs]

Okay.

[gasps]

Christmas... Beetle... prints?

[gasps]

Huh?

Christmas Beetle!

Christmas Beetle!

Christmas Beetle!

[gasps]

Hey there, Buzz.

Christmas Beetle!

You came back!

[laughs]

Sure did. Just for you, Buzz. Mmm.

[giggles]

But right now, I'm due on the far side
of the world, so... I'll have to fly.

Merry Christmas, Buzz. [laughs]

Merry Christmas!

Mostest specialest present ever!

Christmastime is-- is here again!

Christmastime is here-- is here again!

Guys! Guys! Guys!

I saw him, and his hat is green.

♪ Christmastime is here again ♪

[yawns]

[hums, chuckles]

[motor rumbling]

[motor rumbling outside]

One more Crickto-turn should...

-What's that rumbling, Crick?
-Ow!

Uh... rumbling?

I-- I don't, um...

Your machine woke me up with all the:

[mimicking motor rumbling]

Huh? But I haven't switched it on yet.

[grunts] Maybe it was my belly you heard?

Or mine.

Or mine.

[stomach rumbles]

I is really hungry.

Oh, then you might be interested
in my latest invention.

The Breakfast-rator will make breakfast
faster than ever before.

-Awesome!
-Whoo! Yeah!

[motor rumbling]

Hmm.

[motor rumbling]

[engine revving]

Huh?

[grunts, gasps]

Whoa!

Jay.

Oh, what could have done this?

Maybe-- Maybe it was a monster-er-er.

Pfft. There is no such thing
as monster-ers, as far as we know.

Oh, my.

What if it was a monster? [wails]

Well, whatever it was, it went that way.

Let's follow it.

Yeah! Follow the monster-er-er!

Huh?

Oh.

Are you sure we should be going
after this thing?

Uh-huh. Totally.

[motor rumbling]

[gasps]

-Uh, actually, we may not need to.
-Well, why not?

[stammering] Well, uh, because...

Because it's coming after us!

Run!

[screaming]

Go, go, go!

[screaming]

Look out!

[yelling]

[crashes]

Help.

Did it say "help"?

What kind of monster-er needs help?

[man] Ah. Come on.

[screaming]

Help!

-[screams]
-[auto] Help!

[screaming]

[Julia] Hey, Dad! Phone!

[sighs]

[panting]

That was close.

[bugs sigh]

Um, yeah. For us.

Why did you try and run us over?

Sorry. I-- I really didn't mean to,
but I didn't have any choice.

Um... what's your, uh, name?

Dee-structor!

[yelling]

I know it sounds mean.

That's why I prefer just... Dee.

[Jay] Hmm.

Ooh. Cool set of wheels, Dee.

But-- but he's so scary.

Sorry, little bug.

I didn't wanna scare you, but I--
I had no choice.

No choice?

Can't you control where you drive?

I-- I have no control.
No control over anything.

But if you can't control yourself,

who is controlling you?

That's the thing. I don't know!

Maybe I can help.

[grunts]

Come on, come on!

Here's your problem, Dee.

Your steering's stuck. [grunts]

You know about mechanical stuff?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

If you've got a mechanical problem,
[grunts] Jay's the bug for--

Oops.

[mumbling]

Hey. You fixed me.

Um... yeah. Uh, totally fixed.

[screaming]

We, uh... have to rescue Jay.

Rescue him? But isn't Jay driving?

My guess?

Probably not.

[Dee-structor screaming]

Awesome!

Yeah! All right! Yeah!

[Dee-structor screaming]

[Jay whooping]

[both yelling]

[Dee-structor grunts]

[groans]

[yells]

Jay! You have to get control!

[grunts]

[screams]

Why? Being out of control is fun!

[sighs]

[both yelling]

-[gasping]
-[Jay screaming]

[both screaming]

-[Julia] Dad! Phone again!
-Oh.

[both screaming]

Jay! Are you all right? Jay!

Whoa. Being out of control is awesome!

That's easy for you to say.
You have a choice.

I don't.

I wish you bugs could drive me.

Then at least I'd know who was in control.

Uh, if we could find your control system,

we might be able to, uh, override it.

[The Beatles' "Drive My Car"
playing on radio]

We'll get you fixed, Dee.
Then you can be just what you wanna be.

♪ Asked the girl what she wanted to be ♪

♪ She said, "Baby, can't you see?" ♪

♪ I wanna be famous
A star on the screen ♪

♪ But you can do something in between ♪

♪ Baby, you can drive my car ♪

♪ Yes, I'm gonna be a star ♪

♪ Baby, you can drive my car ♪

♪ And maybe I love you ♪

♪ Beep, beep, beep, beep, yeah ♪

♪ I told that girl
I could start right away ♪

♪ And she said, "Listen, babe
I got something to say" ♪

♪ I got no car
And it's breaking my heart ♪

♪ But I found a driver
And that's a start ♪

♪ Baby, you can drive my car ♪

♪ Yes, I'm gonna be a star ♪

♪ Baby, you can drive my car ♪

♪ And maybe I love you ♪

♪ Beep, beep, beep, beep, yeah ♪

♪ Baby, you can drive my car ♪

♪ Yes, I'm gonna be a star ♪

♪ Baby, you can drive my car ♪

♪ And maybe I love you ♪

A control system.

Crick did it.

Dee is in control.

[yells]

[screams]

Look out, bugs! I'm not in control!

Huh?

There. Now you should be able
to control yourself.

[whimpers]

I'm sorry. I still can't.

Then you've got to try, Dee. Try!

Uh-oh.

Who's up for a swim?

[screaming]

[gasps]

What happened?

[gasping]

You-- You did it, Dee.

-Did what?
-You took control.

I did? I took control.

I took control!

[bugs cheering]

Come on! What's with this thing?

[grunts]

[Dee-structor] Thank you so much, bugs.

Now I can be myself.

At last.

Dee, that's so great.

[stomach rumbles]

Sorry, squish.

Uh, could you give us a ride home, Dee,

so we can finally have some breakfast?

Sure. Who's up for a joy ride?

-Yeah!
-Me, please!

Now, that's more like it.

-Uh, maybe can we go a tad fast--
-This speed is fine, Dee.

More music! More music!

♪ Baby, you can drive my car ♪

♪ Yes, I'm gonna be a star ♪

♪ Baby, you can drive my car ♪

♪ And maybe I love you ♪

♪ Beep, beep, beep, beep, yeah ♪

♪ Beep, beep, beep, beep, yeah ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪