02x07 - Strawberry Fields Forever/The Fool on the Hill

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "b*at Bugs". Aired: August 3, 2016 – November 9, 2018.*
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Set in an overgrown suburban backyard, known as "village green" which serves as an environment that 5 young bug friends regularly explore.
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02x07 - Strawberry Fields Forever/The Fool on the Hill

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Whoa!

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪

[laughing]

♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say but you can learn
How to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do but you can learn
How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

I think that I shall never see
a thing as lovely as a strawberry.

And it'll be even more lovely...

when it's all in my...

squish.

[stomach thuds]

[Jay and Kumi laughing]

-Mmm.
-The yummiest.

Yum.

Ooh.

[grunting]

[yells]

Ow.

Hmm, I wonder how long--

I mean,
how far the strawberry fields go for.

Hmm. Well, uh...
I'd say they go for, um...

Carry the juiciness. Um...

Approximately, uh... ahh...

forever.

Forever and ever and ever! Whoa!

Uh... but perhaps, um,
we shouldn't eat too many?

[both gasp]

Why not? Like you said, Crick,
they go on forever.

[stammering] But if we eat too many,
the strawberry fields won't go on forever.

I-- I mean,
we need to save some for later.

Uh-huh, mm-hmm.

[Walter] Mmmm!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
Part of me couldn't resist.

[laughs]

Tag! You're it, Walter!

[laughing]

Wait, wait. Okay.

Ready or not, here I--

[grunting]

Here I--

[grunting]

Come on. Get up.

[laughing]

[gasps]

Uh-oh.

Oh, no! Mynah birds!

Here I come. Ready or n--

Oh, my goodness gracious!

Huh?

Hey. What are you bugs doing here?

Oh! [chuckles]
Nothing. Nothing at all. We ju--

In fact,
I was just about to go home and, uh--

-[mynah burps]
-Oh.

Reckon you bugs better get out
of here quick smart.

Why should we leave?

[chuckles] 'Cause we're real busy

and we'd hate
to see you all get in our way.

Uh... [clears throat]

Uh... excuse me, um,
there's just a tiny, uh, problem.

Oh, yeah? What problem?

Uh... you see, uh...

If you keep pulling out plants
like that, um...

soon there'll be no strawberries left
for anybody.

That right? Huh.

What do you say to that, birds?

I say... [burps]

So what?

Uh, yeah! [burps]

Big deal!

[laughing]

Hey! You gotta stop
wrecking everything!

Listen, bug,
these berries don't belong to you.

So, quit bothering us.

Yeah, go home.

Don't you know we could squash y'all,
like bugs?

[mynahs laughing and stomping]

[all whimpering]

[whispering] I'm going to show
those mynah birds a thing or two.

[clears throat] I am about
to perform my most important play ever,

entitled The Berry Last Berry.

[yelps]

[gibbering]

-Get this thing off me!
-What in tarnation is that thing?

It got a head on it like a rattler.

Reckon it might be one
of them stinging bugs!

[Walter] Am I on?

Oh. Uh, okay. [clears throat]

I am a nasty flappy bird,

and I've eaten so many berries that,

oh, my, now there's only one left.

And when that last belly-licious berry
is gone, then...

[sighs] we're doomed!

-♪ The berry last berry ♪
-It's attacking.

Uh, you take it, Bobby Joe.

Uh, but-- but Billy Joe's heaps closer.

-Not no more, I ain't.
-[Bobby Joe] Yeah, me neither.

[Gina] Ugh. You birds are as yellow
as your helmets.

[grunting]

[pants] Huh? Where are they going?

It's not even the intermission yet.

[laughing and cheering]

[chuckles]

That was awesome, buggy.

The awesomest!

A very, very powerful performance.

[laughs] Oh, please, enough compliments.

[chuckling]

Okay, now, I didn't mean that.
Keep going.

We got lucky today, but...

those birds will be back again tomorrow.

So? Walter can just scare them off again
with his:

[gibbering]

-Scare them?
-[laughs] Yes.

You was so funny.

[gibbering]

Ex-squish me. That was an important play.

Walter,
the birds didn't understand your play.

They were, um... just scared.

[scoffs] I'm sorry,
but I am a highly trained actor,

not a scarecrow.

[Walter huffs]

Walter! We didn't mean...

-We just thought that--
-[door slams]

[Mr. Moon yawns]

[Mr. Sun chuckles]

[Crick] Oh, dear. They're back, already!

At this rate, the strawberry fields
won't even last till...

tomorrow.

[gasping]

We have to stop them.

But we needs Walter.

[groaning]

Uh-huh.

We need... an idea!

[Walter in singsong voice] I'm not home!

Walter!

We made something
to keep the mynah birds away.

[gasps]

Come on, Walter. Come with us.

We're gonna take this down
to Strawberry Fields.

♪ Let me take you down
'Cause I'm going to ♪

♪ Strawberry Fields ♪

♪ Nothing is real ♪

♪ And nothing to get hung about ♪

♪ Strawberry Fields forever ♪

♪ Strawberry Fields forever ♪

If I have to be a scarecrow
to save Strawberry Fields,

then I'll be the best scarecrow ever.

[all cheer]

♪ Strawberry Fields forever ♪

♪ Strawberry Fields forever ♪

♪ Strawberry Fields forever ♪

♪ Living is easy with eyes closed ♪

-♪ Misunderstanding all you see ♪
-[burping]

♪ It's getting hard to be someone
But it all works out ♪

♪ It doesn't matter much to me ♪

Huh?

♪ Strawberry Fields forever ♪

♪ Strawberry Fields forever ♪

♪ Strawberry Fields forever ♪

-[shouting]
-[grunts]

Huh? [chuckles]

Ha! You can't fool us, bugs.

Aha!

This will be the greatest scare show
the garden has ever seen.

Walter, be careful.

[Walter] Acting is all about
taking risks, Jay.

[Walter gibbering]

[gasps]

That's the real red bug. [shudders]

Go whup it, Bobby Joe.

Me? Why can't Billy Joe whup it?

Go whup it yourselves.
I ain't getting stung.

[Walter gibbering]

You! You ain't never gonna scare me away.

[Walter gibbering]

[whispering] Come on, Walter.

[gibbering]

[gasps]

-[Mr. Sun laughs]
-[bugs cheering]

[Crick] ♪ Let me take you down ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields ♪

♪ Nothing is real ♪

♪ And nothing to get hung about ♪

♪ Strawberry Fields forever ♪

♪ Strawberry Fields forever ♪

♪ Strawberry Fields forever ♪

Mmm.

-[grunting]
-[motor sputtering]

-[motor starts]
-[sighs] Hey!

[Cockroach] Once in a lifetime.

I am telling you,
this is the best deal in town!

The tunnel twister is a barrel of laughs.

You can slide down this baby,
rain or shine.

-Oh! Awesome!
-I don't know.

Looks a little old.

Not old, classic.
They don't make them like this anymore.

-[slide creaks
-[chuckles]

Can I go on it?
I'll give you my strawberry.

Whoa, whoa. Get it away from me.

Fresh food really isn't my thing.

[laughs] Sorry, Cockroach.

For just two moldy crusts of bread,
the tunnel twister could be yours.

Come on.

Do it for your little buddy.

[motor revving]

Why is it so whooshy?

Whoa! Buzz! Grab my hand!

[Buzz grunting]

[yelling]

[Buzz] Oh, no!

It's not too late to seal the deal.

But it's blowing away!

Not blowing. It's flying.

Wouldn't you like to slide down
a flying tunnel twister, kid?

[Jay] Whoa! What's happening?!

Oh, my! I was having a bath.

We seem to be caught in a whirling wind!

[stammering] A tornado!

[bugs screaming]

[grunting]

[all] Wow!

[Walter] Oh, my belly-ness!

What is that?

Uh... it looks like a "gigant."

But I've never observed a gigant
that's, um, so small.

Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

And for a limited time only,
it can be yours for an amazing low price.

Cockroach, it's not yours to sell.

Eh. Worth a try.

He just appeared out of nowhere.

Do you think he's... alive?

Hello!

Well, if he is alive,
he's not very chatty.

And why does he have
that foolish grin on his face?

Maybe he's watching Mr. Sun
and all the stars.

Maybe he's a scientist, like me.

I still don't understand how he got here.

Hmm. I think--
I think he's been here all along,

hidden by the forest.

Who is he, Kumi? Who? Who? Who?

Hmm, I'm not sure,

but from the look of him,

he's been standing here
for a very long time...

and saying nothing.

♪ Day after day ♪

♪ Alone on a hill ♪

♪ The man with the foolish grin
Is keeping perfectly still ♪

♪ But nobody wants to know him ♪

♪ They can see that he's just a fool ♪

♪ And he never gives an answer ♪

♪ But the fool on the hill ♪

♪ Sees the sun going down ♪

♪ And the eyes in his head ♪

♪ See the world spinning 'round ♪

[both grunt]

Well, I don't think he's just a fool.
I think he's--

No, wait. I think he's--

[gnome sobbing]

I think he's crying.

[gnome] I'm so sad, so sad.

[gasps] And now he's talking.

Oh, my.
What are you so sad for, Mister, uh...?

What is your name?

[gnome] Mister, uh-- Mr. Sad... man.

[clears throat]

[sad voice] I mean, Mr. Sadman,
and I'm sad because I-- I can't move.

You know, your voice reminds me of...

[Cockroach] Nobody. Because
I haven't spoken to anyone for 50 years.

-[Cockroach chuckles]
-Hmm.

[Cockroach] A wizard cast a spell on me,
so, I was frozen like this.

And the only thing
that can break the spell is-- is--

is for me to eat lots of delicious treats.

Treats? Seriously?

Wait! What if we bring you treats?

[normal voice] No, no, no. I mean--
[clears throat]

[sad voice] I could never trouble you
like that. Never ever.

Oh, okay.

But if you really want to, hey, [chuckles]
who am I to stand in your way?

Oh. Great. We'll do it. Right, bugs?

-Yes, please.
-Let's do it.

-[Crick] Okay.
-[sighs] I guess so.

[Cockroach] You bugs are the best.

Okay, I need some barbecue grease,
rotten apple core,

moldy crust of bread, some rancid butter.
Ho-ho-ho!

Rancid? Ew.

Ugh. That hardly seems, ugh, delicious.

We'll get all that for you, Mr. Sadman.
Come on, bugs. Let's go.

Hmm. Where did Cockroach go?

Hmm. Guess he heard there was work to do.

So, who's the fool
on the hill now, huh? Huh? [laughs]

Getting stronger.

[laughing]

We'll get your grease, Mr. Sadman.

[grunts]

[coughs]

Oh! [giggles]

[both cough]

Stinky!

[flies buzzing]

[both gag]

Glob of something stinky.

[Buzz gags]

Here it is.

Rancid butter.
[shudders] Positively horri-belly.

Do you think
this will help Mr. Sadman move?

Uck! I most certainly hope so.

Otherwise, we suffered in vain.

[grunts] Yuck!

Rotten this, moldy that.

Why doesn't Mr. Sadman
want anything fresh?

Everyone likes fresh food.

Hmm.

Okay! Pull!

[grunting]

Here you go, Mr. Sadman.

[Cockroach] Oh! [gobbling]

Mmm! Mmm, mmm, mmm!

And how about a nice slurp of grease?

Oh, yeah. Keep it coming. [laughs]

[sad voice] I mean, thanks for this.

You know, I think--

I think I can move my eyebrows.

[gasps] I saw them move.

Um... yeah. I think I did, too.

Oh, my. It's unbelly-lievable!

Uh, wait. I-- I didn't see anything move.

They moved, okay?

Come on. Load up the banana peel.

Uh... something about this
doesn't feel right.

[Cockroach laughing]

[Kumi gasps]

Bugs! Stop! I need to tell you something!

Kumi, we don't have time.

Just give us a hand, okay?

[sighs]

Hey, I've got an idea
that will really get Mr. Sadman moving.

[gasps]

Let's give him fresh food.

-Look there's strawberries right there.
-[Cockroach stammering]

[normal voice] Fresh food?!

[clears throat]

[sad voice] Oh, I'm not sure that's a--

Good thinking, Kumi.

The extra nutrition will help make him
come alive quicker.

[whistles]
Okay, let's get the fresh stuff!

[giggles]

Ready for a real treat, Mr. Sadman?

[Cockroach] Whoa! It's so, so...
[gags] fresh!

[chuckles] Yeah. And here comes some more.

[Cockroach] Yeah, you don't have to go
to all that trouble.

Oh, it's no trouble at all, Mr. Sadman.

[gags]

[screams]

[sobbing]

[Jay] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oh, my belly-ness. He's gonna fall.

Look out!

[screaming]

Help! This is really not fun.

Not-- Not fun at all in here.

[screams] He broke his bottom!

[panting]

Okay. Just give me a double sh*t of grease
to get me back on my feet.

Huh?

Cockroach?

Does Mr. Sadman know you're inside him?

[in normal voice] Oh! Hi, bugs.

So, yeah, yeah,
how'd you like my, uh, little... joke?

It was just you? All along?

Uh... huh.

You lied to us? For treats?!

Can I help it if you all fell
for such an easy trick?

Well, we didn't all fall for it.

Yeah. One of us might
have suspected. Maybe.

Hey, well played, sister.

Tell you what. I'll take half the price
on the tunnel twister. Deal?

No deal, Cockroach. Not after that.

Hey, come on.
You can't blame a bug for trying.

Huh? Can you?

[yelling]

♪ The fool on the hill ♪

♪ Sees the sun going down ♪

♪ And the eyes in his head ♪

♪ See the world spinning 'round ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪
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