02x09 - Hello Goodbye/Got to Get You Into My Life

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "b*at Bugs". Aired: August 3, 2016 – November 9, 2018.*
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Set in an overgrown suburban backyard, known as "village green" which serves as an environment that 5 young bug friends regularly explore.
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02x09 - Hello Goodbye/Got to Get You Into My Life

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Whoa!

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪

[laughing]

♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say but you can learn
How to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do but you can learn
How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[bugs laughing]

[German accent] Welcome
to my Chamber of Echoes.

I am Ziegfried, the Supreme Slug,

and I command you to make noise.

[laughing maniacally]

Clang, clang! La, la, la!

[shouting gibberish]

La! Noisy!

[laughing]

Bugs! Bugs!
I've got something cool to tell you.

[laughing]

Hey, bugs!

Hey, Kumi. What's up?

Only the most amazing thought
I've ever had. It's, um...

Uh... Oh, no. I've forgotten it.

I knew that was gonna happen.

Sorry, Kumski.

If only I hadn't been so far away.

Hmm. I wish there was some way
we could talk,

like, even when we're far apart.

[Crick] Hmm.

That's really, uh,
quite an interesting problem.

[footsteps stomping]

[gasps] It's a gigant!

[screams] Everyone, panic! Panic! Run!

[grunts]

[Walter whimpering]

[yelping]

[grunts]

This way. We can climb to safety.

But won't a higher elevation
take us closer to danger?

[both scream]

[Walter grunting]

[gasps]

Go. Save yourself.

[screams]

[whimpers]

Uh, listen.
I've got my hands full right now.

Can I call you back?

Okay. Awesome. Great. Bye.

[screaming in slow motion]

[bugs scream]

Huh. Completely unscathed.

[creaking]

[screaming]

[screaming]

What is it?

[Crick] Um...

Clearly some kind of gigant technology.

So cool.

Hard like rocks...

[Jay chuckling]

but reflecty like water.

[grunts]

I'll tell you what it is.
A squish squasher. Look!

[grunting]

[sighs]

Whatever it is, we can't leave
until we work it out.

The gigant was holding it like this,
so maybe it's a face cleaner?

Or hand warmer, or...

Kumi, we've been figuring for ages.

Maybe it's just a big... nothing.

Which is exactly
what's in my jelly-belly right now.

I say, we head home,

and I serve my specialty:

twice-cooked twig with fried grass
on a bed of seed puree.

Yeah! Twice-cooked twig!

The yummiest!

I do love pureed seeds.

But we haven't worked out
what it does yet.

Crick, you'll stay, won't you?

I-- Sorry, but I find
my brain gets stuck without food.

Let's, uh, try again later, hmm?

[sighs]

[man] Oh, come on, where is my phone?

I know I left it around here somewhere.

[woman] Honey, why don't you try
calling yours from mine?

Oh, thanks, dear. That's a great idea.

[Kumi grunting]

Oh, come on,
you must do something important.

Ouchie!

[playing dance music]

[gasps] It's a kick-started music machine.

[gasps]

[yelping]

[clicks]

[man over phone] Uh... hello?

-[gasps]
-Who is this? Hello?

It picked up, but there's no one there.

Hello?

Goodbye.

I have to--
I have to tell the others right away.

I still don't get how a box can talk.

Maybe someone's trapped inside.

No, there's no one inside, Buzz.

It-- It just talks by itself.

You're all gonna be so blown away.

Hi-ya!

[Kumi groans]

[Kumi yelling]

See, this is what happens
when you skip dinner.

You imagine things.

Hey, what's this?

-Wow!
-[gasping]

[beeping]

No, Jay, that's not how you use it.

[beeping]

[laughs]

[beeping]

[Buzz cheering]

[grunts]

[Jay] Yeah!

[playing upbeat song]

Can we take a break now?

It might be trying to talk to us again,
and we don't wanna miss it.

Chillax, Kumi. Just come up and try.

No, Jay.

Yes, Kumi.

-No!
-Yes!

♪ You say yes ♪

♪ I say no ♪

♪ You say stop ♪

♪ And I say go, go, go ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ I say high ♪

♪ You say low ♪

♪ You say why? ♪

♪ And I say I don't know ♪

♪ Oh, no! ♪

[cell phone buzzing]

[stammering] My brain is shivering.

It's okay, Buzz.

Leave it to me.

[grunts]

-[man] Hello. Hello.
-[gasps]

-Hello!
-Sorry, did--

Did someone-- Someone say something?

Have you got my phone?

Wha-- What's a fown?

It sounded like farn. Farn!

Maybe it allows gigants
to talk to each other

even when they're apart,
like you said before.

This could be our chance
to find out more about the gigants.

Mr. Gigant! Why are you so big?!

And why do you keep trying to step on us?!

And how have you discovered a way
of flying to the stars?

What's your favoritest color?

Yeah. Nope. I don't get it.

-It's picking up, but no one's answering.
-[beeps]

[sighs]

♪ You say goodbye ♪

♪ And I say hello ♪

♪ Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye ♪

♪ Hello, hello ♪

♪ I don't know why you say goodbye ♪

♪ I say hello ♪

♪ Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye ♪

♪ Hello, hello ♪

♪ I don't know why you say goodbye ♪

♪ I say hello ♪

[buzzing]

♪ Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye ♪

♪ Hello, hello ♪

♪ I don't know why you say goodbye ♪

♪ I say hello ♪

I don't think he can hear us.

[line ringing]

[cell phone buzzing]

[screaming]

[vibrating] What if it just wants
to talk to us?

[vibrating] Then why don't we talk to it
from over there?

[Kumi] Please, Mr. Gigant.

I have some very important questions.

Run, Kumis! Run the fasterest!

[whimpers]

[gasping]

[sighing]

It's gone,
and we didn't find out anything.

So, that was all for nothing.

No, it wasn't.

We found out what the device was for,

talking over long distances.

You just gave me an idea
for a great new invention.

Testing, testing.

Hello, Kumi?

Hello, Kumi?

Yes! It works.

Hello, hello.

Goodbye, Kumi.

♪ You say goodbye ♪

♪ And I say hello ♪

♪ Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye ♪

♪ Hello, hello ♪

♪ I don't know why you say goodbye ♪

♪ I say hello ♪

♪ Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye ♪

♪ Hello, hello ♪

♪ I don't know why you say goodbye ♪

♪ I say hello ♪

[laughs] Go get it, doggie.

[barking]

What a sensational, stunning
and simply superlative day.

A perfect day to have fun with a friend.

Hi-ya!

[chuckles] Bravo, Kumi.

May I join you?

Yah! No problem, Walter. [grunts]

Try this one for starters.

[yells]

[gulps]

Okay. Let's see.

Uh... hi-- [yells]

[winces] Wanna try again?

Actually, I'm not sure
I'm a "hi-ya" kind of slug after all.

I'm more of a "hi there" type.

[yells]

[Walter] Ah. Crick and Buzz.

What are you up to
on this sublimely splendid day?

We're invent-erying something for Jay.

[chuckles] May I assist?

Uh, definitely, Walter. Just hold that.

Ready for a test run, Jay!

[Jay] Watch out below!

Here I come! [yells]

[gasps]

Whoo! Whoa! Whoo-hoo!

[screams]

Oh, my.

I'm sorry, but I can't possibly take part
in any more of these dangerous pursuits.

[screams]

[huffs]

Sometimes I wish I had one friend

who liked to do the same things
I like to do. [sighs]

Ah, maybe I'll make my own fun.

Yeah. Yeah,
I'll go on my very own adventure.

And so, the brave explorer Walter Walrus
ventures

into the deep dark forest.

Who knows what dangers lie in wait
for him here?

[screaming]

Oh, my, the-- the brave explorer
has discovered a shiny orb.

Could this be a creature from the stars?

[screams] The creature is attacking!

Run, brave explorer, run!

[whimpering]

The brave explorer wonders

if the creature might be friendly
after all.

Hello, blue... thing?

I come in peace.

Hmm... my name's Walter. What's yours?

Okay. I'll call you... Blue Bell.

No. Blanche.

Betsy?

Yeah, yeah.

Yes! Hi, Betsy. [laughs]

So, how are you?

Oh, I get it.
You're the strong, silent, round type.

Wanna play with me, Betsy?

I'll take that a yes.

But first,
there's one thing you're missing.

Yeah, perfect.

Ooh. Betsy, this will be the start
of a beautiful friendship.

Can you imagine
all the things we'll do, Betsy?

Because I can.

[laughs]

♪ I was alone, I took a ride
I didn't know what I would find there ♪

[kisses]

♪ Another road where maybe I could see
Another kind of mind there ♪

♪ Ooh, did I suddenly see you? ♪

♪ Ooh, did I tell you I need you ♪

♪ Every single day of my life? ♪

♪ You didn't run, you didn't lie
You know I wanted just to hold you ♪

♪ And had you gone, you knew in time
We'd meet again, for I had told you ♪

♪ Ooh, you were meant to be near me ♪

♪ Ooh, and I want you to hear me ♪

♪ Say we'll be together every day ♪

♪ I got to get you into my life ♪

♪ I got to get you into my life ♪

Hi-ya!

[Walter panting]

Hello, everyone.
I want you to meet someone special.

Someone astonishing!

Someone, dare I say, magical.

[grunting]

Ta-da [laughs]!

Uh, you found an old ball?

No. This is my new friend, Betsy.

Betsy? I don't understand.

Uh...

Did you say your friend?

Yes. Friend.

Oh, silly me.

You can't see her, can you?

[grunts]

Ah. This is Betsy.

Betsy, these are my friends.

But that's just a ball.

[whispering] Don't hurt Betsy's feelings!

Uh...

Did you fall and bump your head,
by any chance?

Uh, certainly not.

[whispering] Bugs, he really thinks
that ball is his friend,

so, we'd better just go along with it,
okay?

Um, hmm. Uh...

Hello, Betsy.

Uh, how nice to meet you.

You-- You seem very, uh...

-Very...
-Blue.

And, uh... spherical.

And... nice.

Very nice.

But it's-- It's-- It's--
But it's just a ball!

-[Crick] Shh!
-No!

Oh. I see what's going on here.

You don't really like her, do you?

If that's how you feel about her,
I'm leaving.

Goodbye!

[grunting]

[yawns]

[Mr. Sun] Mmm.

I'm kind of worried about Walter.

Uh-huh.

[Bulldog howling]

That isn't him, is it?

Not unless he's turned into a dog.

[sniffs, woofs]

[howls]

Hey, Bulldog, what's up?

[moans, woofs]

Uh... I think we need the Crick-terpreter.

So, uh, what's the problem, Bulldog?

[woofing]

[machine] I feel so sad.

Aw!

Why is you sad?

[woofs]

[machine] I lost my special ball.

What's it, uh... look like?

[machine] Well, it's old and blue,
with little ears, and it's kind of dirty.

Uh-oh.

But-- But that's the one Walter was--

Uh, we'll keep an eye out for it, Bulldog.

[machine] Okay. I guess I'll keep looking.

We have to fix this.

Come on. Better tell Walter.

Have you come to apologize, to Betsy?

Um... not exactly.

Then what do you want?

Betsy belongs to Bulldog!

[gasps] No! That can't be true!

Sorry, Walter.

She's his special ball,
and he's looking for her everywhere.

Don't listen to them, Betsy.

We'll run away together.

Come on.

Wait! When I said "run away,"
I-- I didn't mean actual running.

[panting]

Finally.

Phew.

[Bulldog sniffing]

[woofs]

[machine] Walter,
have you seen my ball anywhere?

[stammering] Ball? [chuckles]

I don't think so. What's it look like?

[woofing]

[machine] It's blue and kind of old.

Old? Well, I think she looks young
for her age.

Arr?

Uh... I-- You know,
I-- I may have seen a ball.

Over there.

Way, way over there.

[woofing]

[machine] I hope I find it.

I really love that ball.

Oh, my dear sweet Betsy.

How can I let you go?

[whistles]

Bulldog!

I think I found your ball.

Is this her? I mean--- I mean, it?

[barking]

[machine] My ball! My ball! Oh! Oh!

-My wonderful ball!
-Whoa!

Uh, sorry, Walter.
I'm just so excited to see my ball again.

[ball squeaks]

[Bulldog woofing]

[machine] This is the best. The best!
I'm so glad you found it, Walter.

So am I, Bulldog.

Are you okay, buggy?

My special friend is gone.

But we is your special friends, too,
Waltsey.

-Yeah!
-Absolutely!

Thanks. And you're more special
than a ball, of course.

Group hug! Group hug!

♪ I got to get you into my life ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪
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