03x10 - Hey Jude/Martha My Dear

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "b*at Bugs". Aired: August 3, 2016 – November 9, 2018.*
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Set in an overgrown suburban backyard, known as "village green" which serves as an environment that 5 young bug friends regularly explore.
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03x10 - Hey Jude/Martha My Dear

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Whoa!

["All You Need Is Love" playing]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do

That can't be done ♪

[giggles]

♪ Nothing you can sing

That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say

But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make

That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save

That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do ♪

♪ But you can learn

How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[Buzz laughing]

Hey, lil' Buzz, hold on tight.

We're comin' in to land... now!

Whoo-hoo!

That was so much fun!

-[laughs]

-[car honks]

[gasps] It's the Gigants!

Hide, Blackbird.

They might stomp on us!

-[chuckles]

-[panting]

I don't think they'll

be stomping on us up here, Buzz.

Hi, kids.

Oh, hi, Dad.

We're just going outside to play.

Okay, have fun. And make sure

you watch your little sister.

Oh, look, it's Julia

and her baby sister.

Come on, Jude.

[gasps] The Gigant baby is called Jude!

Hey, Jude, it's you and me,

the day you came home.

Aren't you cute?

[coos]

-Oh. Give it back, Jude.

-[grunting]

Come on, let it go.

Let it go!

You ripped it! [sighs]

Why do little kids always spoil things?

I thought Julia was nice.

I guess Gigants have fights, too, Buzz,

just like birds and bugs.

[Kumi] Who's up for a game of podball?

Ooh! Podball! Me, me, me, me!

[chuckles] Come on, then!

[laughs] I'm coming!

[cooing and crying]

[hiccups and coos]

Huh?

[cooing]

-[bugs speaking excitedly]

-[Buzz laughing]

[panting]

Check it out! My lucky podball,

the one I thought I'd lost.

[laughing] I's gonna kick it high!

Careful, Buzz. I don't want to--

[sadly] Lose it again.

Oh!

Why do baby bugs always spoil things?

Sorry, Kumi.

[chuckles] Might I suggest,

instead of podball,

you watch me rehearse my

incredi-belly new show,

The Slugfather?

[imitating Marlon Brando]

It's another theatrical triumph!

Or perhaps we could just, uh,

find another podball.

Great idea, Crick. Let's go!

Huh? Oh, uh... Wait for me!

Bugs?

[sighs] Oh.

-[thud in the distance]

-Huh?

[loud footsteps approaching]

[gasps] Oh, no! I has to warn the others!

[grunts]

Jude's coming! Jude is coming!

Uh... what's a "Jude"?

The baby!

The baby is coming!

Oh! I love babies!

We can play peek-a-slug, peek-a-slug!

No! It's the Gigant baby!

The Gigant? [sighs]

Why didn't you say so, Buzz?

Jaction stations, bugs! Let's go, go, go!

[all clamoring]

"Thanks for warning us, Buzz."

"Oh, that's okay, everybuggy!"

[sighs]

[cooing]

[gasps] It's heading for our houses!

[gasps]

It's not it!

Her name's Jude!

Somehow we gotta distract it.

Uh... Jude, I mean.

Uh... Oh! [gasps] I think I know how.

Uh, come on, bugs! [grunts]

Oh... Wait for me!

[whimpers] Okay... now!

[cooing]

♪ Hey, Jude, don't make it bad ♪

♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪

♪ Remember to let her into your heart ♪

♪ Then you will start to make it better ♪

[gasps] It's working!

Follow me, everyone!

♪ And anytime you feel the pain ♪

♪ Hey, Jude, refrain ♪

♪ Don't carry the world

Upon your shoulders ♪

♪ For well you know that it's a fool

Who plays it cool ♪

♪ By making his world a little colder ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

Nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

Whoo-hoo! We did it!

Yes! Mission accomplished!

But... where's Jude going now?

Well, she's just, uh,

walking down the road and...

And... Oh, dear!

What is it, Crick?

[Jay] She's heading for the gate

to the humongous highway! And it's open!

But that's terri-belly dangerous!

[yells] We has to do something!

[all clamoring]

[Crick grunts]

-[motor revving]

-[Crick panting]

I'll take the hovercraft!

And I'll take the Hopper Chopper!

[grunts]

[panting] Wait, everybuggy!

I got a... I got a...

Uh... [whimpers]

[grunts] I'll be right behind you, bugs!

Wait! I got a betterer idea!

[sighs] What is it, Buzz?

This is an emergency!

I has to show you, please?

[panting] There! That's it!

The Gigants car?

But we can't drive that!

We can't drive,

but we can make a big noise!

Like the Gigants do!

Beep! Beep!

Julia will hear!

Oh, Buzz, that just might work. Hmm.

Except we have to get up there.

Up there?

How can we possi-belly do that?

Uh, fly?

Hey, my favorite bugs. Need a ride?

-[chuckling] Yeah.

-Yeah. Yes, please.

[cooing]

[Jude] Ooh, flowers.

Flowers.

[all gasp]

Crick! How do we stop her?

Oh, uh, let's wind this

around her feet.

[grunts] Gotcha!

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah

Hey, Jude ♪

Thanks, Blackbird!

Whee!

[grunts] Ahh!

My squish is... getting squashed!

[grunts and yells]

[groans]

Now, we gotta push that thing

like the Gigants does!

[cooing]

[grunts]

[Jay] Look out, Crick!

-[Crick] Whoa!

-[both crash]

Oh.

Our mission wasn't a total success.

[babbling] Flowers! Flowers!

[gasps] Crick! She's almost

on the humongous highway!

What do we do?

Um... I know! Don't look!

[Jay] Ooh!

Okay, everybuggy, push off!

[all grunting and screaming]

We need more force. Swing higher!

[horn honks]

That's betterer!

Swing more, Waltsie!

[all grunting]

-Oh, my!

-[horn honks]

This is... [grunts]

so...

undignified!

-Flowers!

-[horn honking]

[horn honking]

Hmm? What's that noise?

[car honks]

[gasps] Oh, no!

Jude! Stop!

Stop!

Got you!

Jude, I'm so sorry.

I should never have

left you, not all alone.

[cooing]

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah

Hey, Jude ♪

Was that you bugs honking the horn?

[chuckles] Yes, indeed!

Mostly me, in fact.

Actually, it was all Buzz's idea.

-Wow! All right!

-Un-belly-lievable, Buzz!

Great job!

Do you still think

little bugs spoil things?

I'm sorry, little bugs

should always be listened to,

and given big hugs!

[all laughing]

[chuckling] Hey, Jude! It's you and me.

[squeals]

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need... ♪

Whoa!

["All You Need Is Love" playing]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do

That can't be done ♪

[giggles]

♪ Nothing you can sing

That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say

But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make

That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save

That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do ♪

♪ But you can learn

How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

All right, bugs, get ready

for the final dress rehearsal. Lights!

[growling]

Special effects!

Wind!

[whimpering] Where are my stars?

Uncle Tusk? Martha?

I'm here, my darling director.

Ready to do whatever you say. [chuckles]

[inhales deeply] Oh!

♪ Martha, my dear ♪

♪ You have always been my inspiration ♪

♪ Please be good to me ♪

♪ Martha, my love ♪

♪ Don't forget me ♪

♪ Martha, my dear ♪

[gasps] Cut!

[chuckles] Oh, my! Uncle Tusk and Martha.

Two of the belly-biggest stars

of bug theater.

All we need now are the posters.

[gasps] Ah! Right on time.

What do you think, Uncle Tusk?

Ah, splendid, Walter. Simply splendid!

Well, golly! It sure does capture

your good side, Tusk.

I'll be in my dressing room,

darling Walter.

[sneezes]

-Oh!

-Oh!

Sorry, Martha. I think your perfume

makes me... [sneezes] Ow!

That's okay, dear Buzz.

It's a thrill that someone here

notices me.

-So, when does this thing start?

-[bugs murmuring]

Oh, ah, almost immediately.

Good. Hopefully, the show doesn't...

[farts]

...stink! [laughs]

Is that--

[gasps] Stinkbug.

The garden's most pungent critic.

-[sniffs]

-[both gasp]

Places, everyone!

It's time to start the show!

[bugs murmuring]

♪ La! ♪

Where's Martha? That's her cue!

I'll find her, Waltsie!

-[Buzz sneezes]

-[gasps] Oh!

Sorry, Martha,

but I think the show is started.

[sighs] Dear little Buzz,

do you ever feel like you're left out?

Uh... Mmm-hmm. [sneezes]

Like you're just living in the shadow

of more important bugs?

Yes. [sneezes]

Well, maybe it's about time

we did something about it.

Don't you think, little Buzz?

Yes! Um, after the show?

Sure. Oh, you go, Buzz, darling.

I'll be right behind you. [chuckles]

♪ La! ♪

[giggles]

[whispers] It's okay, Waltsie.

Martha is right behind me!

Ah, no, she isn't, Buzz.

Mmm? Oh!

[giggles nervously]

♪ La! ♪

Um, Waltsie? Martha is gone.

Gone? What do you mean "gone"?

Ooh.

My apologies. [chuckles]

We are experiencing some...

technical difficulties.

We will be right back in. a minute! Ah!

I smell a dud. [farts]

[all clamoring]

Martha, my dear! [gasps] Gone?

And with no explanation! But why?

[crying] Why?

[gasps] Look, a note!

"If you want to find me,

I'll be waiting where it all began."

What does it mean, Uncle Tusk?

That, Walter, is a long, long story.

[groans] We don't have time for a story!

Nonsense! There's always time for a--

Jaction! That's Jay plus action!

And a little decricktive work.

-[giggles]

-[yelps]

[giggling] Sorry, Cricks

I was just looking at these shiny things.

Buzz! You just found our first clue!

If you'll let me finish! [sighs]

Huh? Wha... The trail ends here.

[sniffs and sneezes]

[sniffs] That's Martha's perfume!

Come on. Follow Buzz!

[Buzz sniffing]

If you'll just let me finish!

Ah! Ah! Oh.

-Huh? [sniffs]

-[all gasping]

[chuckles] This is where you

and Martha first performed, Uncle Tusk?

Indeed it is, Walter.

It brings back many happy memories.

[Martha sobbing]

Martha, my dear!

Have you forgotten our audience?

Come on now.

Oh, our audience! Ha! That's rich.

I'm not going anywhere, darling.

Why ever not, my dear?

You tell him, Buzz.

-Mmm-hmm! Ah--

-Tell him what, Martha?

[gasps] Oh!

You and Tusk are like peas in a pod!

If there were a pod big enough

to fit the both of you! Oh!

Yikes! Uncle Tusk,

what does this mean for the show?

I'm sorry, my dear Walter.

Without Martha, there is no show.

-[whimpers]

-Come on, Walter.

We have to get back. It's getting late.

[sighs] Yeah. Just... give me a moment.

♪ Take a good look around you ♪

♪ Take a good look

You're bound to see ♪

♪ That you and me ♪

♪ Were meant to be for each other ♪

[sobs] Oh! I thought you'd all left.

[gasps] Oh, my belly-ness!

Are these all the shows

you've done with Uncle Tusk?

[Martha] Mmm-hmm.

But you're not on the posters, Martha.

Hmm? [gasps] You're right, Buzz.

Oh, Walter, dear, Tusk has always

been the star, the only star.

And he's kept me in his shadow.

Oh, my. Uh, I'm so terri-belly sorry.

Martha, will you come back

and star in my show?

I'm sorry, Walter, darling. I can't.

But you has to, Martha!

I wants to see you shine!

Please come back, for me?

[indistinct chatter and laughter]

The show is back on!

[cheering]

And we now have a brand-belly new star.

[giggles] Ta-da!

Ah, don't you mean co-star?

[bugs murmuring]

[panting] Ah, ladybeetles,

and uh, gentleslugs!

I apologize for keeping you waiting.

But I promise, it has all been worth it.

[grunting]

♪ Hold your head up

You silly girl ♪

♪ Look what you've done ♪

♪ When you find yourself

In the thick of it ♪

♪ Help yourself to a bit of what is

All around you ♪

♪ Silly girl ♪

[gasps] That's Tusk's cue. Where is he?

[murmuring]

♪ Martha, my dear ♪

♪ You have always been my inspiration ♪

♪ Please be good to me ♪

♪ Martha, my love ♪

♪ Don't forget me ♪

♪ Martha, my dear ♪

You were always the real star

of the show, Martha.

Will you ever forgive me?

We're co-stars, darling.

Always have been, and you're

already forgiven, you old fool!

Oh! Mmm.

Oh, this is too much!

[farts]

♪ Take a good look around you ♪

♪ Take a good look, you're bound to see ♪

♪ That you and me were meant to be ♪

♪ For each other

You silly girl ♪

[all gasping]

Uh, now!

[grunting]

-Oh! Oh.

-Oh.

[all cheering]

Oh, my belly-ness, this is too much!

[cheering continues]

A triumph!

The greatest show that I've ever seen!

[farts]

You're a star, Martha! [sneezes]

But you made me shine, Buzz.

[Buzz giggles]

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need... ♪
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