01x02 - Catteries Not Included

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

♪ Sometimes
some crimes ♪

♪ Go slippin'
through the cracks ♪

♪ But these two gumshoes ♪

♪ Are pickin' up
the slack ♪

♪ There's no case
too big ♪

♪ No case too small ♪

♪ When you need help,
just call ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ Once they're involved ♪

♪ Somehow whatever's wrong
gets solved ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ They'll take the clues ♪

♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪♪

[Yawn]

Huh?

[Snoring]

[Honk]

What's the big idea?

Look at this mess.

What a slob.

What bloke
had the party

And didn't invite me?

Clean this up.

Says who?

Me.

You're not
my boss.

What's going on here?

Good morning, gadget.

Good golly.
Look at this garbage.

Who's gonna clean it?

He is!

[Dale]
clean up this mess.

Do this. Do that.

I'd like
to live somewhere

Where you never
have to take out trash.

Whoa!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Huh?

Oh, no!

All right, monty,
start the engine.

We can catch it
at the stoplight.

Look out!

Aah!
Aah!
Aah!

Well, you should feel
right at home here.

Ahh. Isn't it
beautiful?

There's something romantic
about a sea voyage.

Yeah, romantic.

This reminds me of getting
shanghaied in shanghai

On a junk
full of junk.

We can hitch a ride
back home.

In time for dinner.

Who could think
of eating here?

Dump ho!

Be careful there.

I'm careful.
You be careful.

Yaahh!

Don't worry.
I'll get you out.

Golly,
look at that.

Huh?

Looks like pirates.

Fire!

Look out!

[Pirate]
all right,
you bilge rats,

Heave ho!

Whoa!

They's gone under.

Me poor
little chums.

There's enough air
inside the bottle

To keep them safe...
For now.

We'll have to
go down after them.

Look at that.

We gotta get out.

Come on.

We did it.

What happened?

I don't know.

Aah!
Aah!

Here now.

What's this?

Look lively now,

Before billy
the squid gets them.

Heave ho, lads!

Welcome, buckos.

This here's
a pirate ship,

And we're pi-rats.

I be first mate
of this crew.

Jolly roger's
me name.

This be
the second mate, 'arvey.

Aarr.

Join us for
a pirate feast

To celebrate
the raid.

We really
need to be--

What are we having?

Let's see.

Looks like
leftovers again.

Ha ha ha ha!

This should be
what we need.

Now, if we only
had some string.

Is this here
gonna take long?

Ha ha ha!
Har!

Ho ho ho!
Ha ha!

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ho ho!

Ha ha ha!

Isn't this fun,
chip?

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ho ho!

Aye!
Aye!
Aye!

Avast, ye mangy swabs.

What's the idea
of running off

Without
cleaning the table?

There. You see?

Ha ha ha ha!

Now, that's
cleaning up.

But...

All right, lads.

Treasure hunt!

Treasure hunt!
Treasure hunt!

Treasure hunt!

Treasure hunt!

Wait a minute,
stupid.

Who, me?

We can't play pirates.

We're rescue rangers.

We've got jobs.

You're just jealous

'Cause you don't
have a hat.

Good news, bucko.

We're letting you
lead the treasure hunt.

Oh, boy!

Ahh.

Maybe the treasure's
in there.

Not this door, matey.

This is billy
the squid's lair.

I know the way!

Belay that, 'arvey.

The red-nosed landlubber
is the leader this week.

This week?

Avast, ye pi-rats.
Follow me.

According
to the map,

It's right
behind this door.

I found the treasure!

Yahoo!

I found it!
I found it!

Help me pick it up.

We must leave it
for next week.

Next week?

Righto, matey.

We've been
finding this treasure

Every week
for nigh on 200 years.

What? I'm the one
who found it.

We'll just go back home
without it.

Go back?

You can't go back,

Not since
ye seen our treasure.

You have to stay
down here

For the rest
of your lives.

Now, I fasten baking soda
to the skateboard...

How much longer
do you think...

Just one more
little adjustment.

There. It's finished.

Let's get inside.

Uh-oh. We've
got a problem.

Oh. Reverse that.
No problem.

Blimey. A real
old pirate ship.

What happened?

I think our fuel
fizzed out.

[Gadget]
my, it's dark
in here.

Blimey! An octopus.

[Grrr]

Abandon ship!

Look at
all this gold.

[Chattering]

I've got an idea.

[Whistles]

I'm over--

Whoa!

Gadget!

That was a right
bonzer move, luv.

We've got work to do.

Righto. Count all
this blinkin'
treasure.

We're not here
for treasure.

Find chip and dale.

I'll build
another submarine.

Oh. Right.

Chip! Dale!

Nobody home.

Diving bell.

Sorry to toss you
in the brig.

You might try
to steal our treasure.

I'm an honorary
pirate.

Sorry, matey.
Can't take no chances.

When this ship sank,

Cap'n "long lost" lafitte

Told them
to guard the treasure

Till he returned.

We can't go back
on cap'n's orders.

That was


He didn't say
it'd be easy.

I don't wanna be
a pirate anymore.

If it wasn't for you,

We wouldn't be
in this mess.

Ha ha ha!
Ho ho ho!
Har har!

[Monty] belay that,
ye lubbers.

Who are you?

Don't you know
your own captain?

I'm "long lost" lafitte.

"Long lost" lafitte?

What's on
your shoulder?

That's me parrot.

Bit small
for a parrot.

Aye. He's been sick.

You could be
some landlubber

Trying to steal
our treasure.

Hey, young ned.

He were the cap'n's
cabin boy.

He'll know.

Aye. Get young ned.

"Long lost" lafitte

Looks a lot
like monterey jack.

Here's young ned.

Somebody call
for the cabin boy?

[Shouting]
here's a swab

Says he's
"long lost" lafitte!

Eh?

He says
he's the cap'n.

There be three ways
you knew the cap'n.

He always had
a funny squint
in his eye.

Eye?

Aye.

Aye!
Aye!
Aye!

He was a short man,

And he only had
one leg.

His left one.

Cap'n lafitte,
you've come back.

Har!
Yay!
Har!

Let them
out of the brig.

I'll take them
back to shore

As soon as me--uh..

Parrot, cap'n?

Aye. Parrot.

Soon as he gets back
with me other pal.

There they come now.

I still
don't understand

Why you're
wearing those feathers

And why you're
wearing pirate clothes--

Because he's cap'n
"long lost" lafitte.

All aboard,
mateys.

Prepare to
launch barrel.

Will you be taking
your treasure?

Well, now, I suppose
we might find room

For a little gold.

No, I reckon not.

Guard the treasure
till I return again.

It could be another
couple hundred years.

Aye, aye, cap'n.

Wait, cap'n. Wait!

What about your cheese?

Cheese?

I wouldn't let
nobody touch it, cap'n.

Been saving it
all these years.

Cheese.

He ain't the cap'n!

They're just
a bunch of lubbers

After our treasure!

Know what
happens to them

What tries to steal
our treasure?

They walks the plank.

We had such fun
together.

This be fun, bucko,
for billy the squid.

Ahoy, billy!

Watch that first step,
mateys.

It's a long 'un.
Ha ha ha!

Come on now.
Hurry up.

Billy's waitin'.

I've got an idea.

Good timing.

Everybody
breathe out.

None of that.

You can depend on me.

Ohh!

Ah-choo!

Yike!

Ha ha!
Har!
Ho ho!

Hey, where'd them
landlubbers go?

There they be.

This way, mates!

Now they's after
our food!

Come on, lads!

That barrel will
get us back up.

But they'll
be waiting.

We'll raise
the whole ship.

The weight
of that treasure

Is holding it
down.

If we unload it,
we might float.

How do we unload
tons of treasure?

I didn't say
the idea was perfect.

There they be, lads!
Get them!

Aah!
Aah!

Fire!

The cannon can blast
the treasure free.

Me and zipper
will hold them off.

Yeah!

All right,
load the cannon!

Yo ho ho!

After them,
laddy-bucks!

Yo ho!

Fire!

O.k., Gadget,
it's loaded.

Whew! I'm glad
that's over!

Look out!

It's a miracle!

Everything's turned
upside-down!

Now you can live
like other rats--

Above the water.

We can have
real adventures.

Ahoy, mates!

Forget about
billy the squid.

We took care
of the squid kid.

Yay!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Yay!

Sure you won't
come with us?

We'll have some
real adventures.

We've had enough
adventure today.

Say goodbye
to the little swab.

He'd make
a grand pi-rate.

G'day!

Where's dale?

He said something about

Preparing a farewell
cannon salute.

Fire!

Just making myself
feel at home.