03x17 - A Pinky and the Brain Halloween

[bunniefuu]

Gee, brain,

What do you
want to do tonight?

The same thing we do
every night, pinky--

Try to take over
the world.

♪ They're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ Yes, pinky and the brain

♪ One is a genius

♪ The other's insane ♪

♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

♪ Their genes
have been spliced ♪

♪ They're dinky ♪

♪ They're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ Brain, brain, brain

♪ Brain, brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪

♪ Before each night
is done ♪

♪ Their plan
will be unfurled ♪

♪ By the dawning
of the sun ♪

♪ They'll take over
the world ♪

♪ They're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ Yes, pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ Their twilight campaign

♪ Is easy to explain

♪ To prove
their mousey worth ♪

♪ They'll overthrow
the earth ♪

♪ They're dinky ♪

♪ They're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ Brain, brain, brain

♪ Brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪

Narf!

Brain: the hour is upon us.

Tonight, pinky, we shall
unlock the mystery of life!

I still haven't
unlocked the mystery of
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What is wrong
with that goofus?

I'm sure he wonders
the same thing
about you.

[Thunder]

Now hasten
to your post, pinky.

The storm
is at its peak.

Yes, master!

Zort! Ah ha ha ha!

We shall harness
its energy to breathe life

Into yon insentient form.

Oh, cold and inert lump,

Fear not the sobering
catastrophe of birth,

For as you awake,

So shall the sun
dawn on a new age,

An age in which
I shall rule the world.

Yes!

Give me
the spark of life!

Aah!
Aah!

Give me some ointment.

This is an unwelcome
development.

Pinky: ohh!

Whew!

Pardon me, brain.

I ate too much
cotton candy
last night.

That was dryer lint.

[Groaning]

Pinky...

That's not you.

It's our creation.

Appendage growth!

As I suspected,
the transference
of energy

Has caused
our subject
to sprout arms!

Brain: and legs!

And a lap.

Yert.

Yert?

Ha ha! Yert!
Ha ha ha!

He's a cute little carrot,
isn't he, brain?

What do you think
we should name him?

Um, well,
there's biff or willy

Or lanky orangey guy.
Narf!

Nnn...

Narf.

Zort!

Zort.

Troz!
Merp.

Merp!

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

I've created a monster.

Yes!

Chest out!
Stand up straight!

Are you looking at me,
carrot?

Yert?

Don't interrupt.

You came into this lab
a spineless vegetable,

But I'm going to turn you
into a lean, mean,
fighting machine.

There's your target.

Narf!

Now...sic him.

Mert!

Kootchie kootchie mert!

Ah ha ha ha!

You're supposed
to att*ck him,
not tickle him.

But v*olence is wrong,
brain.

Rrrr!

Run along and play,
pinky.

I've got a carrot
to train.

'K.

There's your target.

Now, carrot, destroy him
before he destroys you!

Ready? att*ck!

Rrrr!

Rrrr!

Rrrr!

[Humming]

Grrr!

Rrrr!

Rrrr!

[Singing]

Rrrr!

♪ La la la

♪ La la la la

Aah!

Yes!

Pinky: ha ha ha!

Marco!

Polo!

Ha ha ha!

I haven't created a monster.

I've created another pinky.

Pinky: brain, can we get
pudding snacks?

You'll spoil
your dinner, pinky.

Well, then
can maurice and I
ride in the cart?

We're not using it--

Who's maurice?

Oh, he's
my new friend
the carrot.

Narf!

I should've left you two
in the minivan.

Now, pay attention.

By adapting my machinery
from the lab,

I have constructed
the vegetron.

With this new,
improved version,

I can create fierce,
threatening vegetables--

Unlike maurice--

To frighten
the unsuspecting populace
into submission,

So that I can
take over the world!

Then can we have
pudding snacks?

Huh?

Focus!

This time I have selected
the common eggplant.

Observe.

Heh heh heh heh!

[Growling]

Aah!

Ew.

Clean-up on aisle 12.

Oh, the agony of defeat.

Well, look on
the bright side, brain.

What bright side,
pinky?

The side closest
to the light bulb.

Merp! Ha ha ha!

Zort.

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

You two
are a perfect team.

A vegetable and a carrot.

Our problem is solved,
pinky.

I have developed
a fertilizer

Which will
grow our vegetables

To gargantuan proportions.

Yes!

Never again will my herbaceous
helpers be ignored!

I call my concoction
braindini,

A select blend
of chlorophyll,

Performance-enhancing
steroids,

And cattle droppings.

Aren't you forgetting
one special ingredient?

Well...yes, I added one
of your pudding snacks.

See, brain?

Everything's better
with pudding snacks.

Snacks.

Now we must buy a humble
plot of bottom land,

Where we shall sow
the seeds of victory.

We shall travel
to middle america, pinky...

And maurice...

Egad!

Where we will purchase
a repossessed farm

With this government
subsidy check.

Now, come.

There are mules to yoke.

Oh, but wait, brain.

Old macdonald
had a farm,

And look
what happened to him.

Now he's a clown.

E-i-e-i-o!
Ha ha ha!

Brain: ♪ brain acres
is where we will go ♪

♪ Giant vegetables
is what we'll grow ♪

♪ Kings and presidents
may have their doubts ♪

♪ But I'll take over the world
with brussels sprouts ♪

Pinky: ♪ our cage
is where I feel alive ♪

♪ I run the wheel
from 9 to 5 ♪

♪ So many happy things
to do ♪

♪ Like running the wheel
again from 6 till 2 ♪

The sun!

I run!

I plant!

I pant!

Brain:
♪ get in the cab

Pinky:
♪ good-bye, acme lab

♪ Brain acres,
we are here ♪

Mert.

Baa! Baa! Baa!

What in the name of
demeter's rusty rake
is he doing?

Oh, he wants to be
a sheepcarrot, brain.

He's trying to herd you
into this pen.

A carrot
can't herd sheep.

Sheep. Baa!

There's no rule, brain.

Anyway, the county fair
doesn't have

A talking vegetable
competition.

If they did,
you'd win.

Besides, if he wants
to be a sheepcarrot,

He'll need
a herd of sheep.

A what?

Herd of sheep.

Yes, I've heard
of sheep. Ha ha ha!

Ba dum bum.

Have you
heard of aspirin?

Oof! Ha ha ha!

Zort!

Howdy. I'm jimmy joe
of jimmy joe's
blue ribbon farms,

And this here's
my pride and joy,
jimmy joe jr.

Howdy.
Heh heh heh!

Ugh!

Howdy, neighbors.

I am farmer brain,

And these are
my field hands

Farmer pinky and
sheepherder maurice.

Howdy!
Howdy!

Say, you boys ain't from
around these parts, is ya?

Actually, pinky and I
are genetically altered
lab mice

Who are endeavoring
to take over the world
through farming.

And our associate
sheepherder maurice
is, uh...

From los angeles.

Baa!

We're growing
giant vegetables.

Heh heh heh!
Heh heh heh!

Whoo, boy!

That's a real
knee-slapper.

Nobody grows vegetables
bigger than pa.

Why, he's won
the blue ribbon
at the county fair...



That's why it's called
"jimmy joe's
blue ribbon farms."

I would never
have guessed.

I assure you,
oh, simple and
naïve hayseeds,

These vegetables
will be far bigger

Than any
you've ever grown.

With corn as high
as an elephant's eye.

Yert!

Well, the county fair
starts tomorrow.

And it looks like
the only vegetables
you've got

Are invisible.

Who knows?

Maybe you can win
an invisible ribbon.

Yes!

Jimmy joe: but...

It's impossible!

Well, I plum reckon
it'll be

"Jimmy joe's
used to be blue ribbon
farms" from now on.

Plum reckon!

Heh heh heh!

That's a good one, pa.

Come on.
Let's go, son.

Boneheads.

Come, pinky.

And maurice.

Bonehead!

We must rest
and gather our energy,

For tomorrow begins
a new era

When people
and giant vegetables

Live uneasily together
under my rule!

They sure was nice folks,
wasn't they, pa?

Grow nice vegetables, too.

Must be 10 times
bigger'n yours.

I'll be hog-tied
and chicken fried

Before I let
some city slicker

Take my blue ribbon
away!

[Snoring]

[Ring]

Rrrring!

Aah!

Prepare to seize the day,
my friends,

For today
we seize the world!

[Gasps]

No!

They're gone.

My giant vegetables
are all gone!

Maybe the sheep ate them.

Pinky,
there are no sheep.

Oh, no!

The sheep are gone, too?

Baaa!

What larcenous lowlife
would purloin

My entire crop
of gargantuan
vegetables?

A really hungry
giant gopher? Zort!

Brain: a "jimmy joe's
blue ribbon toothpick."

Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?

I think so, brain,

But if the plural
of "mouse" is "mice,"

Wouldn't the plural
of "spouse" be "spice?"

No, pinky.

While we were sleeping,

Jimmy joe and
his gum-jabbing offspring

Must've stolen
our vegetables.

Narf.

Bonehead.

Dollars to donuts,
they took our crop
to the county fair.

Egad, brain! If dollars
turn into donuts,

Everyone's wallets
will be too squishy
for them to sit down.

If your head
were a donut,

Your mind would be
the donut hole,
pinky.

Good one, brain!
Ha ha ha!

Now, come! We're off
to the county fair.

Brain: ♪ this county fair
is a pretty fair fair ♪

♪ If you go,
then you will be there ♪

♪ When you pay a fare,
you can go to the fair ♪

♪ It's the fairest affair
anywhere ♪

Jimmy joe:
♪ this county fair
is an unfair fair ♪

♪ If you don't,
then I'll get
your share ♪

♪ I don't play fair
when I go to the fair ♪

♪ I'm the unfairest
square at the fair ♪

♪ I'll win a prize
for baking ♪

♪ I'll win a prize
for sheep ♪
baa!

♪ And there's a prize
of global size ♪

♪ That I would like
to reap ♪

♪ This county fair
is a pretty fair fair ♪

♪ If you go,
then you will be there ♪

♪ When you pay a fare,
you can go to the fair ♪

♪ It's the fairest affair
anywhere ♪

Yert!

[Indistinct chatter]

Maurice:
baa! Baa! Baa!

P.a.: Contestant number 23,
maurice,

Doesn't seem to be
having much luck.

Poor maurice. Poit!

His dream is dying.

My dream is just about
to come to life.

I'll see you at the real
vegetable competition.

Narf!

Yert!

P.a.: That'll do, carrot.

[Whimpers]

[Cheering]

And the blue ribbon
goes to jimmy joe's
blue ribbon farms,

As well as
the red ribbon,

The white ribbon,
the green ribbon,

And, heck,
my new car.

Why, I ain't never
seen nothing
like these!

How do you do it,
jimmy joe?

Well, weren't nothin'
but sunshine, water,

And a little help from
my pride and joy here.

Brain: don't forget
your neighbor.

All: huh?

I made these vegetables,
and I can command them!

Whoa, there!

Nice little corn cob!

[Growling]

[Screaming]

Cheater!

Aah!

Yes!

Yes!

Uhh!

[Crowd screaming]

No.

No!

Cheer up, maurice.

Maybe you should try
herding something

That doesn't
eat vegetables.

Reckon.

Pinky, my vegetables
are revolting!

Oh, they're not so bad
if you add a little butter.

Ba dum bum!

No, pinky. Look!

[Roars]

[Roaring]

Pinky,
that giant kohlrabi

Is about to crush
the ferris wheel!

I don't remember
planting kohlrabi.

I planted it.

It's very tasty
in salads.

Thank you,
martha stewart.

Now, perhaps
you have a recipe

For averting
this current disaster.

Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa!

Baa! Baa! Baa!

Aaagh!

Tiny talking carrot!

Aaahhh!

Yay!

You did it, maurice!
Baa!

You saved the ferris wheel
from the giant kohlrabi!

Oh, you are a sheepcarrot
after all!

Look, pinky.

There's something wrong with
all the giant vegetables.

[Moaning]

Brain: the leeks!
The yams! The chicory!

They're all wilting.

The hot sun and exertion
is causing them to dry out.

My army of vegetables
is a failure.

The fair is saved!

Quick, darlene!

Fetch some of your
prize-winning raspberry
vinaigrette dressing!

I'm gonna get me
some big ol' croutons.

[People yelling]

Egad!

Maurice
is wilting, too!

Reckon.

Brain, what'll we do?

We have to save my friend!

There's only
one thing to do, pinky.

We have to return him
to his natural habitat.

You mean...

Yes.

We must plant him.

[Whimpering]

Pinky: ♪ grow free

♪ And live in the soil

♪ You've been very loyal ♪

♪ But you belong
with your kind ♪

♪ Don't grieve ♪

♪ Remember the good things

♪ We ate lots of pudding

♪ But you need
water and dirt ♪

♪ Sprout leaves

♪ Don't stray
from your garden ♪

♪ Get back
in the ground today ♪

♪ Or you'll be crudité ♪

♪ Grow free

♪ And live like a carrot

♪ I'll just have
to bear it ♪

♪ While you grow

♪ Free

[Sobbing]

Brain, can we stay here
and live in the soil
with maurice?

No, pinky.

We must return
to our natural habitat,

The lab,

And prepare
for tomorrow night.

Why, brain?

What are we going
to do tomorrow night?

Oh! Bring pudding snacks
to life?

No, pinky.

The same thing we do
every night:

Try to take over
the world!

♪ They're dinky ♪

♪ They're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ Brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪

And maurice!